• 2 months ago
Impaled Rektum, a band, is in jail but must escape when the guitarist's father falls ill and their family home/business | dG1fQVA2X0c3YTVrbVE
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00:00The following day
00:11The food is ready. Are you coming to eat?
00:13I'm here to practice.
00:14You boys look like a weird heavy metal band.
00:17Yes, we are a band.
00:19I want our demo for that.
00:21The guys are playing at the festival.
00:23What?
00:26Would you like to go for a coffee with me one day?
00:28Well, I always like coffee.
00:30Leave the girl alone!
00:32Oh, man.
00:33I'm going to buy something else.
00:35Look, I've managed to soften this woman for so long,
00:37that she won't come to ruin it.
00:39Guess what?
00:40What?
00:41Turo and his band are having a gig in Norway.
00:43This village is totally messed up.
00:45Take that knife.
00:50I am sorry, we have no room for you in this year's festival.
00:54Throw that stick back.
00:57This has gone to hell.
00:58It doesn't matter.
00:59At least I'm going to play in Norway.
01:01Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:03What?
01:04Is he dead again?
01:14What kind of music do you guys play?
01:17Symphonic, post-apocalyptic, reindeer grinding,
01:19Christ abusing, extreme, war-backed, fennel-scented metal.
01:27He's in his fucking pants again.
01:30Again?
01:31Again.