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00:00You
00:30Sorry, I'm not gonna
00:32She didn't
00:34Say come in you
00:37Thank you
00:39He's got me
00:41I'm saying
00:43Got a good
01:00You
01:14I'm like, what's wrong with you?
01:17Hey, I got one chopper. She's got more than she'll give them. Hey
01:21How do I put it on? Oh, yeah, don't wait. Okay, so ready. You might die, man
01:26I'm
01:56Don't go I'm not gonna be back. I'm not
02:00Hey, I love my hair. I'm so sorry. I don't mean I'm casting a good deal on
02:04I'm so I'm not a true key. I'm not yeah
02:07I'm so I'm out. I see more to keep going. There's another one more
02:11Stop it. Oh, no
02:14I'm a man
02:16My baby
02:18My
02:21Baby
02:23You want my girl gonna say that sure though I
02:26Know I'm gonna go. Oh, I don't know what else is that you like. I'll make it all right. I'm hot
02:33Yeah, I'm
02:36Oh
02:37What's up? I'm home. Yeah, ready
02:39Yes, my time
02:41I
03:11Oh
03:41Yeah
04:05Oh
04:07Oh
04:37Oh, why is no one here?
04:48Number 6, please continue to open the paper.
04:51Please continue to open it.
04:53Number 9, please continue to open the paper.
04:55Right, 69, great!
04:57I mean, please continue to open the paper.
05:00Here, there is a...
05:02Yes, take it.
05:04But what is this?
05:06I think it's your phone number.
05:10Yes, you can find the person who gave you the gift if you have 10 numbers.
05:13Please continue.
05:15His clothes are still here.
05:17Don't tell me that he left the bell outside.
05:26Hey!
05:27Where are you going?
05:31Go to my store. I don't accept gifts.
05:34No, I give it to you.
05:38Hey, calm down.
05:40Listen to me, I'm not a pervert and I'm not a paparazzi.
05:43I swear, I'm Nam Bao.
05:45So what are you doing here?
05:47Nam, are you in the room?
05:49Don't let anyone know that I'm here.
05:52I'm dead.
05:55I trust you, I never owe you anything.
06:05I'm begging you.
06:07I'll do whatever you want me to do.
06:18I just took a shower, do you have time for me?
06:20You're shy, aren't you?
06:22You're a man, don't be shy.
06:25Wait a minute, I'm not dressed yet.
06:28Are you hungry?
06:30I'm hungry.
06:31What do you want to eat?
06:33I...
06:35I can eat anything.
06:37Why are you so easy?
06:39You're so cute.
06:40How about I order your favorite dish?
06:43Okay.
06:45Remember to lock the door carefully.
06:47Don't let anyone know.
06:49I remember.
06:50Hurry up, I'm hungry.
06:52I'm hungry.
06:59Actually, I wrote a letter for you.
07:03How do you know?
07:05You were staring at me.
07:07So I know you wrote it for me.
07:09No, I mean...
07:11Do you like me?
07:12Huh?
07:13Oh, you're mistaken.
07:19I look at you because you have the temperament of a comedian.
07:23Hey, go back to your friend.
07:25You're so exaggerated.
07:28Do you know?
07:29Do you know how much effort I put into this?
07:32Do you know how much effort I put into this?
07:34You're just right.
07:37Now I'm drunk.
07:39Do you still treat me like this?
07:42Don't come here.
07:43If you come here, I'll bite you to death.
07:46Stand still for me.
07:48Stand still.
07:49I'm sorry.
07:50My heart hurts so much.
07:53Are you my fan?
07:55Of course.
07:56So what are you doing here?
07:59Can I have your signature?
08:01You said you're not my fan.
08:03So why do you want my signature?
08:05Are you a fake fan?
08:07My friend is your fan.
08:09But today he has something to do.
08:10He can't come.
08:11I asked for his signature.
08:12Because tomorrow he has to fly abroad.
08:16Do you think I'm a fake fan?
08:18Do you think I'm lying to you?
08:20Do you think I'm lying to you?
08:22I'm telling a lie.
08:24But your signature is the motivation for him to study abroad.
08:28Can I have your signature?
08:30No.
08:38If you don't let me have your signature,
08:41I'll post this video on the Internet.
08:44At that time, your fan will be angry.
08:49Turn it off.
08:50Turn it off?
08:53You...
08:54You what?
08:55At that time, your fan will be angry.
08:57Maybe he will thank you.
08:59Do you want my signature?
09:01Sign it.
09:03It's not good if you don't let me have your signature.
09:05Turn it off.
09:12Hey.
09:15Your signature is beautiful.
09:17I'm going home.
09:18Bye bye.
09:19Hey.
09:20Delete the video.
09:251% of your fan can't do anything.
09:27You're lucky to have me.
09:29Turn it off. I'm going home.
09:31Anyway, thank you for your signature.
09:33Bye bye.
09:37Hey.
09:39Give me back my stuff.
09:40Why am I so stupid?
09:42Take it yourself.
09:55I love you.
10:05I'm not a poet.
10:08You're not a musician either.
10:12In my dream...
10:13I don't understand him.
10:16Why does everyone like him?
10:19I really like Nhat Nam.
10:21And I'm going to join Nhat Nam's music career.
10:25I will debut myself.
10:27Release a new album and single.
10:31I'm your friend.
10:33So I support you 100%.
10:35With this beautiful voice.
10:37You can be a great singer.
10:39That's right.
10:40But...
10:41This type doesn't suit you.
10:43I know.
10:45I have to choose a more advanced type, right?
10:48That's right.
10:50Hip hop?
10:51No.
10:53R&B?
10:55No.
10:57Opera?
10:58No.
10:59Troupe?
11:00No.
11:02Musician.
11:05If you keep talking nonsense, you won't find a husband.
11:08Hey.
11:09What are you talking about?
11:10You're right.
11:12This face.
11:14It's a waste of money.
11:16You have to...
11:18Find what you really want.
11:21Do you understand?
11:22I think you're...
11:25Hey.
11:27Stop it.
11:28All women are like you.
11:30Because all men in this world love each other.
11:37Oh.
11:39You've changed.
11:41If you don't like it, you have to accept it.
11:43That's right. You have to change.
11:45Maybe you'll find the man of your life.
11:48Are you crazy?
11:50What?
11:52Wish you find the man of your life.
12:13What's wrong with you?
12:14I don't have any relationship with him.
12:16Why do I have to take care of him?
12:18Khanh and he are just a fan and idol relationship.
12:45Oh my god.
12:46So I can be a virgin.
12:59Hurry up.
13:03What a bad luck.
13:05I have to be a virgin.
13:07Whatever.
13:14I've just seen you here.
13:16Why is there no one here?
13:19Hello.
13:20Cock-a-doodle-doo.
13:28Hello.
13:34Oh my god.
13:35My husband.
13:38It's him.
13:39It hurts.
13:41Have you seen our man running in here?
13:45Yes.
13:46What?
13:50Did you see him or not?
13:52Did you see him or not?
13:54No.
13:56Actually, I saw him.
13:57But he was inside so I didn't see him.
14:00Where is Nhat Nam?
14:02I haven't seen him.
14:03Just order.
14:05You have to order when you come to a restaurant.
14:07This is not a losing heart center.
14:11Just order, Hien.
14:13I'm tired of running around.
14:15I'm out of money.
14:16You're so stupid.
14:17Why did you give up on Tet?
14:18Why did you give up on the New Year?
14:19Why did you give up on Nhat Nam?
14:22Ha.
14:23Stay here and receive your order.
14:25Duong, help me to clean up the mess.
14:26Yes.
14:27Stay here and order.
14:30Hello everyone.
14:31Welcome to Makeup Cafe.
14:32Please order.
14:33We have peach tea, lemongrass rice tea, milk tea...
14:37Stop.
14:38Give me a glass of peach tea.
14:39Please come to the market and drink.
14:42Give me a glass of iced tea.
14:44Yes.
14:45If you drink iced tea, just order one of these dishes.
14:47You will get a free iced tea.
14:50So...
14:51Sugarcane juice, please.
14:53Sugarcane juice is the first drink.
14:56What are you doing?
14:57Are you drunk?
14:58Oh.
15:00Where?
15:02Why did you leave the glass on the road?
15:03This is our warehouse.
15:05If you don't like it, go to the middle of the yard.
15:08People will see you.
15:10Oh.
15:11So many fans.
15:12I want to be a famous singer.
15:15Don't tease me anymore.
15:16Help me get out of here.
15:17Why did you leave the glass on the road?
15:19You still owe me last time.
15:21I didn't owe you anything.
15:23So...
15:24Bye.
15:27Not the day before.
15:33What day is your birthday?
15:34Why do you remember so long?
15:36I remember.
15:37If you have a debt, you have to pay it.
15:38You have to ask for your rights.
15:41Take off your shirt.
15:45I'm not afraid of anyone who eats my flesh.
15:46I borrowed your shirt from the water dispenser for you to wear.
15:49Do you understand?
15:52You have to make it clear.
15:55Hey, wait a minute.
15:56I tell you.
16:04It hurts.
16:07I'm sorry.
16:08Are you okay?
16:09Everyone, can you order in this menu?
16:12There are words in here.
16:14I'm on a diet.
16:15Can you give me breast milk?
16:17No one on a diet drinks breast milk.
16:19What do you drink?
16:20Lemon and sugar.
16:21Can I have a lemon and sugar tea?
16:23There is no lemon and sugar here.
16:25So what?
16:26Can I order now?
16:28You can take anything.
16:29Yes, I can.
16:35You can take anything.
16:36Yes, I can.
16:39Why do you keep staring at me?
16:43The secret will be revealed on the River Vlog channel tonight.
16:49Hey, I'm thirsty.
16:51Why do you keep staring at me?
16:55Who wants to study English now?
16:58Me.
16:59Let's go.
17:02Let's go.
17:03Here.
17:04Everyone, follow me.
17:05This way.
17:06Where is Nam?
17:07Where is Nam?
17:08Where is Nam?
17:09Where is Nam?
17:10Where is Nam?
17:11Where is Nam?
17:12Why is Nam so unlucky?
17:13Nam is so weird.
17:14He doesn't have an idol.
17:15I'm sorry.
17:16But where is Nam?
17:22Hey.
17:24Can you give me a sandwich?
17:27I'm sorry.
17:32If Ha didn't ask me to give it to you,
17:34don't even dream about it.
17:38I'm sorry.
17:39What's wrong with your forehead?
17:40Does it hurt?
17:41I'm fine.
17:42Just go home.
17:44Hey.
17:46What?
17:47Now you have to give me your phone number.
17:49When I get home,
17:51I'll call you to return your clothes.
17:52I can't let this go.
17:53It's weird.
17:54If you call me,
17:55I can't return your clothes.
17:57But this is also my clothes.
17:59You can bring it home as a souvenir.
18:01Okay?
18:03What kind of souvenir is this?
18:09You forgot to give it to me?
18:13I'm busy.
18:25Duong.
18:29Just in time.
18:30Let's go eat.
18:34What's wrong with you?
18:35Ha must not be able to go out like this.
18:37I'm fine.
18:39Let's go.
18:40Let's go.
18:41Hurry up.
18:42Now we can eat.
18:44Let's go eat snails, Duong.
18:46Duong.
18:47Duong.
18:48Duong.
18:49Duong.
18:50Duong.
18:51Duong.
18:52Duong.
18:54Ha already has three seats.
19:01I'll go upstairs to sit with you.
19:02Yes.
19:18Hello everyone.
19:19Welcome to Ha's River Vlog.
19:22If you don't know me,
19:24I would like to introduce myself.
19:26I'm a very cute, smart,
19:28smart, lovely, rich person.
19:30But I'm also a bit delusional.
19:33And there's something I want to tell you
19:35on my Vlog channel.
19:37Today, I'm going to tell you
19:40about a new love story
19:43that is very confusing
19:45and full of tears.
19:47Do you know where it happened?
19:49It happened right where I work.
19:52Oh my God.
19:53It's terrible, guys.
19:55Do you know who the story is about?
19:57The story is about two people.
19:59The first one is a very famous singer.
20:05Oh my God.
20:06I'm talking about a lot of people.
20:07The second one is his fan.
20:10That's the singer.
20:13He likes his fan.
20:14Or maybe his fan likes the singer.
20:17Or maybe they like each other.
20:19I don't know, guys.
20:20But there's always a twist in the story.
20:23Where is the twist?
20:25The twist is here.
20:26In Ha Lam,
20:27in Ha Lam's restaurant,
20:28there's a boss.
20:30People say that the boss
20:33also likes his fan.
20:41Duong.
20:42Yes.
20:43Do you like Western food?
20:44No, I don't.
20:45Thai food, Chinese food, or Korean food,
20:48you don't like them?
20:49I only like fried fish balls.
20:51There's also shrimp paste noodles.
20:54And Hue beef noodles.
20:56Hue beef noodles are the best.
20:58Why do you always like Vietnamese food?
21:00Because I'm Vietnamese.
21:01Vietnamese people use Vietnamese goods.
21:03Vietnamese goods are of high quality.
21:06Then come to my house.
21:07I'll cook for you.
21:10People say that
21:11food is delicious,
21:13enough is delicious,
21:14but not enough is craving.
21:16So the story ends here.
21:18So if you want to hear part 2, part 3,
21:21part 4 of the story,
21:22remember to like and subscribe
21:24Ha's YouTube channel,
21:25which is River Vlog.
21:27I'll tell you more.
21:28See you later.
21:29Goodbye and see you again.
21:36Oh my God.
21:38My video was so popular.
21:39Now it has 1 million views.
21:41So I'm popular now.
21:44Oh, I have to change my nickname.
21:46What should I do now?
21:47Now my name is Ha.
21:49So I like to laugh.
21:51So I'll give you the nickname
21:54Ha ha ha ha ha.
21:57If you want to study, you should say
21:58Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
22:01Okay?
22:02If you want to study, you should say
22:03Oh, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
22:05Ha
22:12Call Dang for me.
22:13Yes
22:21Hello
22:22If you're still sleeping,
22:23take my phone.
22:27Let's see.
22:32Oh my God.
22:34Now I have to change my nickname.
22:37Do you know how many times
22:38your belly has been hurt?
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