• 2 months ago
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00:00Alright, I know it was a party last night, but we're keeping the party going, alright?
00:05I'm okay with that shit, man.
00:07Thanks, bro.
00:08Hey, take that bullet in your face, bitch!
00:12Fuck you!
00:13Dude, I'm so good at this game.
00:14Check out my score, bro.
00:15Oh my god, that's because you're still a virgin and all you do is play this.
00:19Oh, snook!
00:20That's all you do.
00:21So, uh, guess who sealed the deal with that Amy chick from psychology class?
00:25Well, it wasn't me.
00:26It wasn't Matt.
00:27Nope.
00:28It wasn't me.
00:29It wasn't me.
00:30It wasn't me.
00:31It wasn't me.
00:32It wasn't me.
00:33It wasn't me.
00:34It was Denny?
00:35Nah, it wasn't me, baby John.
00:36It was me, goddammit.
00:37No fucking way!
00:38No.
00:39I'm guessing it was Steve, right?
00:40That was definitely Steve.
00:41Dude, I did, I swear, man!
00:42Dude, she is so fine.
00:43Dude, shut up, man.
00:44We're trying to be serious here.
00:45Dude, fuck you guys.
00:47What about Ty?
00:48Yo, whoever did that girl, though, congratulations, because she is fucking hot.
00:55Dude, she's so hot, man.
00:57I was like, welcome to J-Town, girl.
01:04You fucking kidding me, right?
01:06You piece of shit.
01:08I hate you guys.
01:10Hey, Denny, what about that one girl from your art class?
01:15Julia, isn't it?
01:17What about her?
01:18Yeah, man, she's also pretty hot, bro.
01:20Yeah, as if he ever scores any.
01:22Am I right?
01:23I'm right.
01:24So?
01:28Did you nail her?
01:30No, we're just friends, man.
01:33Friends?
01:34Well, you know, friends equals gay.
01:37Come on, dude, like, no way.
01:39That girl wants you, man.
01:41I'm pretty sure she doesn't.
01:44Dude, come on, man, she is so fine.
01:47Yeah, don't be a pussy.
01:49I mean, look.
01:50I think I'm all right.
01:51What?
01:52What?
01:53Oh, my God.
01:54I don't know.
01:55I don't feel like it.
01:57Bro, you have to, man.
01:59If you don't, I freaking will.
02:01Just kidding.
02:02Everybody wants that.
02:04Come on, give me one reason why you won't ask her out.
02:07Come on, dude, one reason.
02:09Just one.
02:10Come on, man, what's up?
02:11Are you gay?
02:12Just asking, man.
02:13Ha ha, busted.
02:14Do you hang out with your buds and plug each other's assholes?
02:16Do you like to sit on the salami?
02:18Hey, do you ever trudge snakes, man?
02:19Are you strictly dickly?
02:21Do you ever ride down the pool and take the sausage hostage?
02:24Yes.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:26What?
02:28Yes to all this shit.
02:30Oh, yeah, buddy.
02:31You love the cock, don't you?
02:33You bitch.
02:34Yeah, you just want to give it to me.
02:37I didn't know you liked cogging that much, bro.
02:39I'm not joking.
02:40About what?
02:42About me.
02:44About anything, about being gay.
02:52Holy shit.
02:54Wait, wait, wait.
02:57What do you mean you're gay?
02:59Gay, as in homosexual.
03:03Yes, that's what I mean.
03:05Gay as in you like men?
03:12Damn.
03:14Dude, we've seen you hook up with girls.
03:16Doesn't mean anything.
03:18Yeah, it does.
03:19What the fuck are you saying?
03:21I've known you forever, and now all of a sudden you turn gay?
03:25I didn't turn gay.
03:27I've always been gay.
03:29I just didn't tell you guys.
03:33Tell you guys.
03:51What the fuck, man?
03:53What is this all of a sudden?
03:57Dude, this is pretty weird, man.
03:59It's like we don't even know you anymore.
04:02Is your name even Denny?
04:04Yes, my name is Denny.
04:06I'm so lost right now.
04:11Have you had sex yet?
04:13What?
04:14I mean, with a dude.
04:16What the fuck, man?
04:17What?
04:18What?
04:19I'm just trying to understand all this.
04:25So...
04:27Well, I did.
04:38How was it?
04:39Curious much?
04:41You want to join the club?
04:42Shut the fuck up, dude.
04:44Hey, fuck you.
04:47I mean, I'm still gay.
04:51Yeah, I guess.
04:54Why didn't you tell us?
04:56I thought maybe...
05:00Maybe you treat me differently.
05:02No shit.
05:05Yo, can you pass me my shirt?
05:07See, this is what the fuck I'm talking about.
05:10It's fine, just leave it.
05:13It's fine, just leave it.
05:29So, do you like hook up with transvestites?
05:33What?
05:37I like guys that dress like guys, not guys that dress like girls.
05:42See, I told you that shit wasn't gay.
05:44Dude, gay is gay.
05:48Do your folks know?
05:54My mom would think that my soul is eternally damned in hell or some shit.
06:01And my dad...
06:05You remember what happened when I quit the basketball team?
06:10Does anybody else know?
06:12No.
06:14I mean, just Julia.
06:18Okay, this is all starting to make sense now.
06:21I mean, you guys are my best friends. I wanted to tell you guys.
06:26Gay!
06:28Oh shit, my bad, bro.
06:30See, you never would have apologized for that shit before.
06:33One question, though.
06:35Shoot.
06:37How do you know who's on top and who's bottom? Do you just like flip a coin or something?
06:41Fuck you, dude.
06:43No, we don't flip a coin. We just go with the flow and see what happens.
06:48Alright, cool.
06:49Cool.
06:51You can't possibly be okay with all this shit.
06:56No.
06:57It all makes sense now.
06:59Why you never went to shower after practice?
07:01Not to mention the damn patterns and fur on your couch.
07:05That time you went camping with my brother, did you try to seduce him?
07:09Fuckin' art classes.
07:11And you always dress so nice.
07:14And I'm pretty sure I caught you looking at my junk once.
07:18Oh, okay.
07:19First off,
07:21art classes
07:23don't have sex.
07:25Okay.
07:26First off,
07:28art classes aren't a gay thing.
07:31Second,
07:32I never tried to seduce your brother.
07:34You guys are just a bunch of pussies who didn't want to go camping
07:36because you're scared of little bugs.
07:38And third, I never looked at any of your junks.
07:41This is so stupid.
07:46I will give you the shower thing. No, that was kind of weird for me.
07:50And
07:52thank you for the dressing compliment.
07:57Fuck you, man. This fur's awesome.
07:59I don't know, man. This shit is just too fucking weird to me.
08:02Hey, come on, Bobby.
08:03No, fuck that.
08:09Hey, so it's cool if I ask Julie out then, right?
08:13Yeah, man. Go for it.
08:15Imagine if I would have had to go out with her
08:19finger bangers.
08:22Gross, right?
08:27Though she did say something about Bobby being cute.
08:34What?
08:36You should talk to her.
08:38I could put in a good word for you if you want.
08:45Cool?
08:49Uh, yeah.
08:53Just take the controller now. It's your turn.
08:57Are you sure?
08:59Because
09:01last time we played this
09:04I made you my bitch.
09:07Shut up.
09:08Haha.
09:14Alright, so
09:15you guys do realize that it was me who hooked up with Amy last night, right?
09:27Ooh.
09:30A boy's got skills.
09:35Okay.
09:38Let's go.
09:48Chilling on this couch in this broke-ass house.
09:52My boy, you just came out.
09:55Don't get mad.
09:56You look real sad.
09:58I got this beer. It's the best I ever had.
10:02You over here dancing.
10:04You're like,
10:05Yeah.
10:06MC, MC, Matt.
10:08To my left.
10:10Yeah.
10:11I'ma pat you on the head.
10:12Be like,
10:13Instead, now it's my rhyme.
10:15We committing some crimes.
10:17Up in here, cause this flow is so sick.
10:19Yo.
10:20Yo.
10:21Me and my boys, we're making some noise.
10:23In this garage, we're playing games all day.
10:26It's a, it's a Sunday.
10:28A fun day.
10:30Yo.
10:31Pass the mic to my right.
10:33It's alright.
10:35No.
10:36Take flight.
10:37Shit.
10:41I can't do this, guys.
10:43Matt, get it.
10:53Yeah.
10:59It's going all day.
11:02Yo.
11:05That's a scene.