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00:00You
00:30Oh
00:53Yeah, good, thanks, yeah
00:55Do you wanna jump in yeah
01:17How's you yeah, thanks good so you're a gardener that
01:24Yeah, yeah
01:33So what do you want to do drive some yeah, yeah, it's good
01:53You
02:17Did you sneak away from your wife and kids then
02:23You
02:25Don't feel guilty about that
02:30We'll do if you talk about that
02:32Sorry
02:35How about you oh
02:38I'm actually living with my parents at the moment. Not for long. It's just
02:44It's not great for bringing people back, you know
02:53I
03:15Just feel a bit seedy
03:17I
03:24Literally got hard on as soon as I got in the van
03:41I'll tell you back
03:47I
03:55Wasted your time
04:17Oh
04:40So you didn't get enough of me yesterday then obviously not
04:43Yeah, you seem like a nice guy that's all
05:00He's just been to the pub
05:04Been for a couple, you know, take the edge off. So where are you taking me tonight then?
05:10I
05:11Thought we could
05:12Drive round for a bit. Maybe stop somewhere for a cigarette. What makes you think I smoke I
05:17Could taste it on you yesterday. Oh
05:20great
05:21Don't worry quite liked it
05:25Yeah, I split with my girlfriend about a year ago now how come
05:31It's all getting a bit comfortable, you know, I was asking us when we're gonna get married and have kids all that
05:39How does this?
05:42So nobody knows about you man, no, I
05:48Don't think people really give a shit about that kind of thing anymore
05:51um
05:52Not sure. You're the best person to be dispensing that sort of advice. Are you mr. Married man?
06:09I
06:23Cannot believe you brought me dogging on our second day
06:31My god, this is actually a dog. Okay. Now, this is actually a dog. Can we please leave?
06:35That is a dog as well. Yeah, we flashback. No, no, shall we?
06:43Start the car. Oh, come on. It'd be funny starting in your name. Why cuz what if we know them?
06:48Don't know any doggers
06:51You don't know that, you know doggers, but you probably do
06:55Well, please do not do this. He thinks you're flashing the lights
07:00Come on now go go go
07:05You
07:20It's the same time tomorrow, um, well, I don't mind seeing you again as long as you don't take me there
07:29See
07:31well, I
07:33Stopped going there again. I said we'll see I swear to you. I'm not
07:41All right, see you later
07:45Bye
07:47So
07:59Did you always want to be a gardener
08:02Yeah
08:04My my granddad was a gardener. He worked for a kind of big estate as a head gardener when I was a kid
08:11He used to teach me
08:14All the Latin names, so, you know all the Latin names, I know all the Latin names
08:19Well, not all of them, but most okay
08:22these
08:23over here
08:25Carpinus petulis
08:27What's that?
08:29Mean I don't even know what hornbeam is, but I like the sound
08:37My horn beam
08:43Pinus sylvestris pinus
08:46Pine pine a sylvestre
08:49Penis sylvestris. Oh this bush here that bush. There is lunisera
08:56Lunisera you'll make you're making this up. I am
09:01Yes, sing me a song I made this up especially for you
09:08Johnny
09:11Body for a day
09:14Johnny I can't afford to let you get away
09:20so soon
09:24Please don't forget so soon
09:28Johnny don't forget me ever
09:33Something that wasn't
09:43You
09:55And any people I know listen to classical music by choice or other old people or all my public school boyfriends
10:03I am
10:09What you say, are you Tori you are on yes
10:24You actually are on I can't believe I've been kissing a story boy. Oh my god
10:29Thing
10:32How is it worse for you, how's it worse me because I've been kissing a champagne socialist, okay
10:37You do not know me well enough to be making those sort of claims
10:41Champagne socialist
10:46Dry story boy
10:48I
11:02Might have to have a drink or two
11:18Mm-hmm
11:28So about our wedding
11:38Morning suits. Mm-hmm the big fuck-off monkey
11:43It works you're doing fine your parents. Yeah. Yeah, they love it
11:50Just gonna wait to meet the right guy before I turn
12:05Remember that lady I was telling you about she wants me to design the whole garden floor, which is great
12:10It's like one of my first designing jobs
12:13hmm
12:16So, um, I thought I could grab us something to eat fancy that
12:23Yeah, okay
12:26What do you like
12:29Well at this time of night the possibilities are endless on me
12:33I'll find something that's over
12:39I
12:55Really like you and
12:58Well, this whole thing's ridiculous, isn't it because you're married and
13:02Look, I just have to keep reminding myself that this is as far as it's gonna go. It's always just gonna be
13:07You and me and your shitty postman man
13:15I'm
13:21I'm not married
13:29What you know, you assume that I was no, I know I just didn't say anything
13:38I'm in a relationship an open relationship with a guy
13:47So, you know, we don't just have to do the van thing anymore
14:07I
14:26Should have told you sooner. Yeah
14:32How long you been together
14:3512 years or so
14:39We got on really well and everything it's just
14:43You know
14:47Why don't you just leave him
14:51To know
14:56Guess cuz I don't want to break his heart
15:04I
15:34I
16:04You
16:30Johnny
16:35Body for a day
16:39Johnny I can't afford to let you get away
16:47So soon
16:51Please don't forget so soon
16:57Johnny don't forget me ever. I said something true
17:04again