Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 8 Episode 10 Anywhere But Here
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00:00Buffy Summers?
00:16Depends.
00:21If you're anyone other than Daniel Craig, then no, I've never heard of her.
00:28That works out for everyone then.
00:30Holy cats! You're you!
00:33You don't like Daniel Craig?
00:35No, he's got a thing. It's just the beach, rubbing oil.
00:40Well, I'm having trouble concentrating.
00:43You know, it's not like I don't have other places I'd like to be.
00:47I'm just feeling really present.
00:52Come on, we're flying!
00:54You're flying.
00:55I'm dangling.
00:56You're badass, Buffy!
00:58You slay! You jump out of helicopters!
01:01They're lowered down. Why can't we teleport again or hitch?
01:05Because I'm not positive where it is.
01:08I'm gonna bring us down a bit.
01:10That's better. Not better! Less better!
01:17You can open them now.
01:21Oh my! Wow! How did you do this?
01:25If you can't bring the mountain to Mohammed...
01:27But how?
01:28We've got a couple real comers in the Wiccan squad.
01:31We can at least make your stuff big!
01:34But wait though!
01:35I can't believe it!
01:37More for now!
01:38My stuff! Please let my boots be in here!
01:41Ah! Man down!
01:46Xander?
01:48I don't love you anymore.
01:51It's too dangerous.
01:53We can ski down these crazy alps in the morning.
01:56But till then...
01:57Television's Tina Fey.
01:59We must find a way to keep warm.
02:04Okay! That's solid.
02:07You get to ski!
02:08And there's hot cocoa which we discover later.
02:11And Kennedy?
02:12She's not...
02:13It's a fantasy game, Buff!
02:15No significant others.
02:17No significant others!
02:19So, still significant.
02:21Yeah, she really is.
02:24I just haven't... seen her.
02:26But then I...
02:28Are we there yet?
02:32We are there yet.
02:36This is the lair of Sefrillion?
02:39It's not a guest lair or something?
02:41I thought it was a big noise.
02:43Sefrillion walks between worlds.
02:46And the Lady of Molon?
02:49Never met her.
02:51But I figure that's the Minder.
02:53Minder?
02:54Did Giles tell us lots of stuff while I dozed?
02:57Any unstable reality field is potentially dangerous.
03:01Cataclysmic.
03:03So, someone has to watch over it.
03:06Willow.
03:08Hey Robin!
03:10I thought you hadn't met.
03:11We do, later on.
03:13And I'm just gonna roll with that.
03:16He's in there.
03:18I can feel him thrashing.
03:21Believe me, so can I.
03:24He's not in a very good mood.
03:28You know the rules, right?
03:31No big mood drill in the field.
03:33If things get dicey, I get slay.
03:37But that's not what we came for.
03:39We're just here to talk.
03:42There's a chance you'll wish you hadn't.
03:46Good luck.
03:48So, minding an unstable reality means containing it, right?
03:55My clothes?
03:56See? Giles said you were awake sometimes.
03:59That's gotta be a little wearing.
04:01Standing brain guard 24-7.
04:03You don't volunteer to be a Minder, Buffy.
04:08You get chosen.
04:12You know what I love?
04:16An endless staircase.
04:18Aren't there any escalators to hell?
04:23Let's play a game.
04:29Oh, blessed sockies, you still have drier smell.
04:34So, did I do, or did I do?
04:38You're a freaking Santa, Xander.
04:41You sure I didn't hurt you?
04:44Snug as a bug.
04:46It's nice and silky in here.
04:48Silky and lacy and...
04:51Frilly?
04:53Frilly!
04:54Lord of hosts, I'm in the frilly!
04:57Relax, tiny, it's a camisole.
05:01Seriously, Xander?
05:03Well, look at that.
05:09Hello, Kenny.
05:16Little woman, Christian Bale.
05:18You and I waltz obscenely close in plain view,
05:22while rain of fire Christian Bale saddles the horses.
05:28See? Now you're pulling from the top shelf.
05:31That's beautiful.
05:33I don't know where to start.
05:37I like Kennedy, you know?
05:42Still not sure where to start.
05:45I just mean, you don't ever bring her around,
05:48and I wanted you to know you could.
05:50You don't have to be embarrassed.
05:52No, no, no. I didn't...
05:54I mean, you've never really explained where you went,
05:58and you come by, and you're always alone,
06:00and kind of cagey about stuff.
06:07Take cover!
06:16You dare?
06:21Sorry, Buff. Flying doesn't fly in here.
06:25You break of lies.
06:30We haven't even said anything yet.
06:34I've heard it already, Slayer.
06:40We need your help.
06:43You walk in the human reality,
06:45and the other ones, older ones,
06:49that makes you de-hacked.
06:51One of the demon elite.
06:53I know what I am, human.
06:58The imbalance between our worlds
07:01is going to bring destruction on all our heads.
07:08Twilight,
07:10your fear is obnoxiously sweet.
07:16Do you know what it is?
07:18What it truly means?
07:20The end, of course,
07:23of the struggle of the Hellmouth.
07:28Final triumph of the base humans over the demons.
07:34It's your life's goal achieved, Slayer.
07:42The death of magic.
07:58It's all my fault.
08:00It is not your fault.
08:02Look, the only thing less trustworthy than a thrice-wise is a guy.
08:07You had natural person urges,
08:11and this doe took advantage.
08:13It's not that simple.
08:15I lied to Willow.
08:19I didn't sleep with Kenny.
08:22I slept with his roommate.
08:26Delusions grow simplifications.
08:30These are what make mankind.
08:34Your fault in it.
08:36Your brains could not contain the horrible beauty of total awareness.
08:49Take a look!
08:53Will?
08:55I don't think we want to be here anymore.
08:58I don't think we are.
09:01Are these Slayers?
09:04In a Swiss bank?
09:06That's crazy nonsense.
09:08I'm sure I would have found out.
09:11Get a move on, ladies.
09:13We've got two minutes before those...
09:15So sparkly.
09:17Before those guards wake up.
09:23So, the mysterious benefactor bankrolling the Slayer army.
09:27It's all insured.
09:29And we totally found a what-do-you the Nazis hid and sent it to the tape.
09:34It's only money.
09:35And money changes everything.
09:38This is where it all starts, Buffy.
09:41What your enemies saw.
09:43Slayers acting above the law and endangering their most precious possessions.
09:48Their possessions.
09:50This is the first domino.
09:53Oh, look!
09:54Here's a you, bad thing.
10:00Are all my secrets laid bare now?
10:04Have you found what you need?
10:07Or shall I show you more?
10:11Wow, your bad is way better than mine.
10:17Hmm, this Nick fella.
10:19Perhaps something of a bad boy?
10:21Yeah.
10:24Nick.
10:25I'd been dating Kenny for about two months.
10:29Kenny was sweet and romantic and he didn't push.
10:34Then there was this house party and I saw his roommate Nick and...
10:40Cigarettes, dirty hair.
10:42Never gave you the time of day but seemed to be in pain deep down.
10:46Yeah?
10:47And for the big money?
10:50Did he in any way play in a band?
10:53Bass, vocals, I'm a Satan.
10:56There was talk and then less talk and I'm a skank.
10:59Kenny was heartbroken.
11:00Donnie, stop.
11:02You are hereby found guilty of being a cliché.
11:05And that's it.
11:06You ever see the first guy Buffy slept with in college?
11:09Riley?
11:10Oh, she wishes.
11:13Look.
11:14This is all good news.
11:16Now we have a real lead on whatever mojo Kenny might have used.
11:20And more importantly, it was me you opened up to.
11:24I'm special.
11:26You're weedly.
11:27I'm specially weedly.
11:29But doesn't it feel better to get it off your chest?
11:34Dawn.
11:38So, how's it going?
11:41Will.
11:44Oh, I didn't think he'd show you this.
11:50More like where, Will?
11:53I was never naughty here.
11:55I don't even...
11:57Robin, has this happened yet?
12:00Robin.
12:03What happens to me here?
12:05Betrayal.
12:07The closest, the most unexpected.
12:10I have to be outside now.
12:12I'm about to cause a disruption.
12:15We need to get out of here.
12:16Ciprillion's playing.
12:17Was it you?
12:20No.
12:22I won't betray you.
12:25Any more than I have.
12:31I have kept you from Buffy.
12:33I think I've even stayed away myself.
12:37Until I saw Warren, I didn't realize it, but...
12:40When Buffy died, I couldn't admit it.
12:45But Terra and I were happy.
12:47Not in general.
12:49They made me mourn, but together.
12:53And Buffy was happy too.
12:56How can I not think it?
12:58That I'm ashamed of you?
13:00You keep me away from Buffy.
13:02Out of her circle.
13:04And you're not that subtle about it.
13:06Honey, I don't want to...
13:08You know I'd die for you.
13:10Oh wait, I did.
13:13Admittedly, it was mystical and kind of mellow.
13:17But headline, death.
13:19And I didn't say a word about your six-month mystical walkabout.
13:23It's not you.
13:25It's from before.
13:28Terra, of course.
13:31You know, when I said I was open to a threesome,
13:33I had something more fun in mind.
13:36But I had to bring you back.
13:39Long before Sunnydale went south.
13:42Goddess, from the day that you died,
13:45I never considered any other option.
13:49I chose to put Terra in a bullet's path.
13:53I chose you over her.
13:56I can't do that again.
13:59To the woman I love.
14:04No!
14:07Now my faces are there to see.
14:13But you humans, you have too many.
14:20I will be rid of your kind.
14:25I welcome this war.
14:29Kill Mary.
14:33No!
14:51Touchdown.
14:53Buffy, the magic.
14:55This place is gonna...
15:03No!
15:09Do you remember being in there?
15:11What we saw?
15:12I'm sorry.
15:13If I projected a remnant in there,
15:15it went when the field closed down.
15:18But I imagine it wasn't something fun.
15:21It was demons.
15:23Playing games.