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00:00What's the problem?
00:14I can't breathe.
00:16For how long?
00:17I have a fever.
00:18I see.
00:19It's been 3-4 days, doctor.
00:21Show me.
00:24Take a deep breath.
00:30I'll give you a medicine for a week.
00:32You'll be fine.
00:33Give me a good medicine, doctor.
00:35Take it.
00:36Don't worry.
00:37How do I take it?
00:38Take it with water in the morning and evening.
00:40How much?
00:41200 rupees.
00:42Doctor, aren't you taking too much?
00:44I'm taking less than you.
00:46The Thakur here takes 500 rupees for a week.
00:48500 rupees?
00:49Take it.
00:50Yes.
01:00Next.
01:03Hello, doctor.
01:05Hello, Rameshwar.
01:07Have a seat.
01:10Can I sit there?
01:11Yes, please.
01:17What's the problem?
01:19I'm fine.
01:21Really?
01:22I'm feeling a little weak.
01:24A little weak?
01:25Yes.
01:26But, doctor, don't tell anyone.
01:31I'm not feeling well since yesterday.
01:35Oh.
01:36What are you saying?
01:37How long has this been going on?
01:39Tell me in detail.
01:40Tell me.
01:41Last night, when I reached home late,
01:45my wife was waiting for me.
01:49And then?
01:50And then?
01:58I don't know where he is today.
02:00He doesn't care about me.
02:03He knows that until I don't get the injection,
02:06I won't be able to sleep.
02:10Doctor.
02:11Yes.
02:12After that, what my wife told me,
02:15What did she say?
02:16I was very embarrassed.
02:17That was bound to happen.
02:20You're too much, Rameshwarji.
02:22You're old now.
02:23And you've got a new bride.
02:25How will you race with her?
02:27Come on, take off your pyjamas.
02:29Take off my pyjamas?
02:30Come on, take them off.
02:31Why are you feeling shy?
02:32Look, if you feel shy like this,
02:34your horse will never stand up.
02:35Take them off.
02:38I'm a doctor.
02:39I've seen everyone naked.
02:40Show me.
02:51Wear it.
02:55The problem is very serious.
02:56Doctor, tell me clearly what it is.
02:58Oh, Rameshwarji.
02:59You're old now.
03:00You won't be able to race like this again and again.
03:02Your wife won't be satisfied either.
03:04Yes, doctor.
03:05You're right.
03:06If you're right, I'll treat her.
03:09I'll give you a very good medicine.
03:11Doctor.
03:13With this medicine, my horse will start running again, right?
03:16With this medicine, my horse will start running again, right?
03:19It will run at a speed of 100.
03:21But this medicine,
03:23Khaliz-Urf-Zarra,
03:25will cure you in a week.
03:27Kharra?
03:28Not Kharra, Zarra.
03:30These great kings used to use it.
03:32They used to have hundreds of queens.
03:35Do you understand?
03:38Doctor.
03:39Yes.
03:40This will make my horse run fast, right?
03:42It will run at a speed of 100.
03:44Okay?
03:45Yes.
03:49How do I eat this?
03:51Drink it with milk for a week.
03:53Yes.
03:54Eat it on time, okay?
03:55Yes.
03:56In a week, you'll become a ton.
03:58Yes.
03:59How much did it cost?
04:01750.
04:02750?
04:07It's 400.
04:08I'll pay the rest next time.
04:10Okay.
04:11Come next week with the money.
04:13Yes.
04:14Here's the medicine.
04:16Goodbye, doctor.
04:17Okay.
04:19My horse will run now.
04:21Doctor.
04:22Yes.
04:23Can I ask you something?
04:24Yes.
04:25Is there any medicine
04:27that won't make me pregnant?
04:29This is your chance
04:30to enjoy your wife's slap.
04:33What happened, doctor?
04:35Nothing.
04:36I can give you the medicine.
04:37Yes.
04:38It's a great remedy.
04:39Yes.
04:40It won't make you pregnant for 5 years.
04:43But for that,
04:44you'll have to bring your wife.
04:46Yes.
04:47When do I have to bring her?
04:49At midnight.
04:50What?
04:51Midnight?
04:53Why?
04:54I'm always busy with my patients.
04:56I'll finish your work at midnight.
04:58Okay.
04:59I'll bring her today.
05:01Not today, Rameshwar.
05:03I'm operating someone today.
05:05I'll tell you.
05:06Okay?
05:07Okay.
05:08Take your medicine on time.
05:09Yes, doctor.
05:10Shall we go?
05:11Yes.
05:12Wait.
05:18Wait.
05:21Wait.
05:24I'll tell you.
05:27Come fast.
05:28Wait.
05:29I'll tell you.
05:42Wait.
05:56What's this?
05:57This doctor has a deep vision.
06:02Yes.
06:03I have.
06:04Everyone has a deep vision.
06:05Do you know what I had in mind?
06:07What?
06:08That you are very beautiful.
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09:36He is saying that we had gone to the doctor and the doctor will give us herbs which will give us the happiness of a son.
09:45Really?
09:47And you eat quickly and come.
09:50You go, I will keep the utensils and come.
09:58Seema.
09:59Yes sister-in-law.
10:00You eat and go to sleep.
10:01Yes sister-in-law.
10:03I have fed the fish to brother-in-law.
10:06I have to make him eat the snake.
10:11If Guddi comes at the right time, she can enjoy the happiness.
10:19It would have been better if Guddi's daughter came.
10:23It's just a game of two minutes.
10:26If it's done, it's done.
10:27Then there is no use of coming.
10:32Here, I think it's ready.
10:35I think Guddi won't be able to see anything today.
10:39It's all useless.
10:45Have you come?
10:46Yes.
10:47The game was about to start.
10:50Come on, I will show you.
10:51Where?
10:52Come on.
10:54Don't make noise.
10:56Come on.
10:58Come on.
10:59Don't make noise.
11:07I also wanted to come.
11:09And mine too.
11:11Come on, let's cool you down.
11:12How?
11:13Come on, I will tell you.
11:15Come on.
11:20Brother Nandu.
11:26Brother Nandu.
11:27Brother Nandu.
11:28Whom are you beating?
11:30I am making medicine for sister-in-law with herbs.
11:33Brother, it's fun for you.
11:35First, beat the medicine.
11:37Earn money.
11:38And after that, beat sister-in-law's face and have fun.
11:43This is right.
11:45I get the solution of both butter and bread.
11:48Tell me, was there any work?
11:49Why did you come?
11:50Brother, these days there is a lot of fighting.
11:53Tell me.
11:54We are your friends.
11:55Tell me.
11:56What will we do?
11:57You don't like unmarried girls.
11:59You like sister-in-law.
12:02Can I say something, brother Mohan?
12:03Yes, tell me.
12:04You know the difference between raw mangoes and ripe mangoes.
12:07Raw mangoes are very risky.
12:09And raw mangoes are not easily available.
12:11That's why we are happy with sister-in-law.
12:13That's right, brother.
12:15Look at me.
12:17Sambhu's sister, Seema.
12:19She has studied from us.
12:20Okay.
12:21But she doesn't give us time.
12:23And on top of that, she says that we won't meet openly.
12:26Now you tell me, where can we meet her?
12:30What should I tell him?
12:33Brother Mohan.
12:34Where are you lost?
12:36Are you missing Seema?
12:40Brother Nandu.
12:41Yes.
12:42Can you do me a favor?
12:43Tell me.
12:44Give me the keys of this clinic for a day.
12:47Because I want to break Seema's youth.
12:51Look, brother Mohan.
12:52We are your friends.
12:54You know, right?
12:56That we don't chase unmarried girls.
12:59Nor do we bring anyone to our clinic.
13:01We are happy with sister-in-law.
13:03Because it's very risky.
13:05If it was about some sister-in-law,
13:07then we would have also joined you.
13:10But it's risky on unmarried girls.
13:11We won't be able to do it.
13:12You make your arrangements somewhere.
13:14And listen.
13:15We are leaving.
13:16We have to see the patient too.
13:17We have to see the patient too.
13:24This Nandu has become very stubborn.
13:27Where are you lost?
13:28Come.
13:29We are coming.
13:36How long will we wait here?
13:38Why are you worried?
13:40It's time for him to come.
13:42He leaves from here every day.
13:44And yes.
13:45When he comes,
13:46show me your style.
13:47Like this.
13:48With your waist bent.
13:49With your waist bent.
13:50Do you understand?
13:51Show me a little.
13:53Is it?
13:55Something like this.
13:56Look.
14:02Yes.
14:03Do it like this.
14:04Do you understand?
14:05Oh God.
14:06I will feel shy.
14:07Is it?
14:08You will feel shy?
14:09And when the work is done,
14:10then you have to do all this in front of him.
14:12That too without clothes.
14:13Do you understand?
14:14Yes.
14:15I understood.
14:16You mean to say that
14:17the one who has done shame,
14:18his deeds will be ruined.
14:21The one who becomes brave,
14:22he will eat Kheer.
14:27He has come.
14:31Your lover.
14:35He has stopped the cycle.
14:41What's the matter?
14:42He is looking at you.
14:45Show me your back.
14:46Like this.
14:48He is looking at your back.
14:49Lift it a little.
14:59Oh God.
15:00The doctor
15:01is crazy about you.
15:02He is crazy about you.
15:14What's the matter?
15:15He is staring at you
15:16as if he will eat you.
15:19Mr. Rameshwar.
15:24Greetings.
15:25Mr. Rameshwar has gone to the city.
15:28Okay.
15:29I have brought medicine for him.
15:31This is Khalif-Urf Zara.
15:33You put it in milk
15:34and give it to him.
15:35Okay?
15:36Doctor.
15:37How long will his stuff
15:38get tight
15:39with this medicine?
15:41It will get tight
15:42in a week.
15:43It's not like that.
15:44Dr. Chaurasia
15:45sells herbs.
15:48One week
15:49will be too much.
15:50Doctor.
15:52I can't tolerate
15:53even one day.
15:55Look.
15:56We don't have a cure for this.
15:58Do you have
16:00a skin redener?
16:03Look.
16:04This is not the right time.
16:05This is the right time.
16:31Doctor.
16:32Doctor.
16:33Doctor.
16:34Hey.
17:00What happened?
17:01Why did you stop?
17:02It was fun.
17:03I get scared in such an open place.
17:05Hey, if you say so, shall we go inside?
17:07No, in such an open place, you must be in a bad mood.
17:10But my heart is pounding instead of my heart beating.
17:13Just be a little patient.
17:15In a few days, we will arrange for this too.
17:17Oh, at our friend's clinic.
17:19Friend? Who friend?
17:21Hey, the one who is our friend, Nandua.
17:23There is a place at his clinic.
17:25But he is showing a little color right now.
17:27But he is trying, he will agree, in-law.
17:31To trap a monkey, show a grape.
17:34Grape?
17:35Yes.
17:36What kind of grape?
17:37You know our Guddi, right?
17:39That Nandua, he stares at her a lot.
17:42From the front and from the back too.
17:44Oh, I see.
17:46So, he is telling me that he is not interested in a bachelor, but in an in-law.
17:52Hey, what are you thinking?
17:55Oh, nothing.
17:57A few more days.
17:59Then we will get together.
18:02Really?
18:03Really.
18:04Come on, give me a kiss.
18:08Okay, take this.