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00:01:00If you want to
00:01:02You shouldn't have to think that hard
00:01:06It could be rocks and it could be glue
00:01:09It could be anything, anything
00:01:12And I heard about your vacation
00:01:15Cause I saw it on the TV station
00:01:19It came down, down, down
00:01:22Down, down, down, down
00:01:26Like a dive bomb
00:01:30. . .
00:01:54It comes down, down, down
00:01:58Like a dive bomb
00:02:00. . .
00:02:10Dear Boney D,
00:02:12Here are your test results
00:02:15It comes down, down, down
00:02:19Like a dive bomb
00:02:21. . .
00:02:24Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:02:28Quiet, you.
00:02:29Dad, you okay?
00:02:31Piece of cake. We can do this.
00:02:37Alright, okay, let's go.
00:02:39On three.
00:02:42One.
00:02:43One.
00:02:44Two.
00:02:45One.
00:02:46Two.
00:02:48Three.
00:02:57Are we happy?
00:02:58Happy.
00:02:59Yes!
00:03:01Favor?
00:03:02Man, they really steal these.
00:03:04Give me that.
00:03:09I don't believe you.
00:03:10Perfect scores.
00:03:11You got perfect scores.
00:03:16I guess I test well.
00:03:19Yes!
00:03:21So you know what this means, don't you?
00:03:24Big screw up at S.A.T. Central?
00:03:27Refills?
00:03:28No, we could all be in Boston together.
00:03:32Would you like that?
00:03:35Me and you?
00:03:36Boston?
00:03:38Alone?
00:03:41Sounds a little hectic.
00:03:52How come you never return my calls?
00:03:58All right, just close your textbooks.
00:04:01Ladies and gentlemen,
00:04:04calculus is not for wimps.
00:04:0728% of you did not pass the midterm.
00:04:10Mr. Tafio,
00:04:12shake the dust out of your skull.
00:04:15Mr. Buchanan, I've seen squirrels score higher on tests.
00:04:19True story.
00:04:21Mr. Faber,
00:04:22knock it off, you're making everybody look bad.
00:04:28Mr. Boomer,
00:04:32you were flying high.
00:04:33Did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:35Excuse me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:37Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:04:39Is there terrorism involved?
00:04:44You're going down in flames.
00:04:45You'll see me after class.
00:04:47Don't forget,
00:04:48have your parents sign those and return them to me.
00:04:51You know the drill.
00:04:53Have a nice day.
00:05:01You wanted to see me, Mr. Mu...
00:05:07Oh, you can take your form back.
00:05:09I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:05:11I'm sorry, Mr. Mueller.
00:05:13I'm sorry, Mr. Boomer.
00:05:15Take your form back.
00:05:16I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:05:18What?
00:05:20Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade.
00:05:2217,000 excellent students apply there every year.
00:05:2586% don't get in.
00:05:27You do the math.
00:05:29But up until now, I've had great grades.
00:05:31Up until now, it's been literally...
00:05:34Look, I'll try harder. I'll bring my grade up.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:37Well, I won't hold my breath.
00:05:41Close the door anyway, huh?
00:05:45Yeah.
00:06:15I'm sorry.
00:06:34Good one.
00:06:38Sorry.
00:06:40Sometimes you just gotta scream, you know?
00:06:43I know how you feel.
00:06:56How's that?
00:07:00This?
00:07:14Hi, you guys.
00:07:15Isn't this great?
00:07:16Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:19That's what the rules are.
00:07:20No beer, no dough, no sex.
00:07:23We know, right? Of course.
00:07:24You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:26Of course, those are the three selling points that got us here.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:29I'm gonna go say hi to Jen.
00:07:30Remember, must dance, don't forget.
00:07:33I'll see you later.
00:07:34See you. Bye.
00:07:39You look...
00:07:41super tonight, Kim.
00:07:43Thanks.
00:07:46Oh, my God, Brad, Tonya!
00:07:48Oh, hey, Brad!
00:07:50Super! I said super!
00:07:53Yes, you did.
00:07:54I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:56Every time I get around a girl I like, I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:08:09Wanna dance?
00:08:10Yes, yes.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Sure.
00:08:13Great.
00:08:14Oh, God.
00:08:15Go!
00:08:26Mom?
00:08:27I'm over here.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:46There.
00:08:49Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:51Oh, I don't know.
00:08:53I guess to appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:59Mr. Smooth.
00:09:01Oh, let's go up to the park.
00:09:02There's something I want to show you.
00:09:04Come on.
00:09:05No, no.
00:09:06Come on.
00:09:07Don't meet me.
00:09:08Don't smile.
00:09:10Come on.
00:09:14So?
00:09:15So, how about another poem?
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20Are you still cold?
00:09:21I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:09:23No, no, no.
00:09:24This is nice.
00:09:25It's, um...
00:09:27I mean...
00:09:34What?
00:09:35I thought that...
00:09:36You...
00:09:37Todd!
00:09:38I'm...
00:09:39You know...
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41Just...
00:09:43Let's go.
00:09:47Help!
00:09:52Help!
00:09:55There you are.
00:09:57I've been looking for you.
00:10:00Where are you going?
00:10:06Oh, thank God.
00:10:07I can't talk now.
00:10:08I'm being chased by a nun.
00:10:09Drive!
00:10:10No, no, no.
00:10:21So, are you and Kirsten...
00:10:23No.
00:10:24Mission scrubbed.
00:10:26What happened?
00:10:27I pulled out a condom.
00:10:30I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:10:31No, I mean, I pulled it out too early.
00:10:36There's a time limit?
00:10:38I guess so.
00:10:40101.7.
00:10:42FNX, Boston.
00:10:44Ah, yes.
00:10:45Another exciting evening in Southport.
00:10:54Did you see that?
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56We're going back.
00:10:57Are you insane?
00:10:59Probably.
00:11:01At least we'll have something to do.
00:11:09Wow, look at that.
00:11:11Yeah, a 66 Corvette Stinger.
00:11:18Hi, you need some help?
00:11:20You guys cool?
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:27We're cool.
00:11:28Yeah?
00:11:30Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Hi.
00:11:35You wanna hop in?
00:11:36Thanks.
00:11:39What reservoir?
00:11:40Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:12:00What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare tire?
00:12:04I don't know.
00:12:05I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:09Thanks for stopping.
00:12:11I'm Vicky.
00:12:12Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:13This is Faber.
00:12:14Hey!
00:12:15That has got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:20Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:25If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:28Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:12:30Wait.
00:12:31Wait.
00:12:37Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:39Where are you going?
00:12:42Nowhere.
00:12:43Nowhere.
00:12:46Me too.
00:12:47Nowhere.
00:12:52Okay, fine.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:13:00Thanks, baby.
00:13:03And your lobster?
00:13:05I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:07There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:09If by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman,
00:13:12then yes, this is weird.
00:13:13Exactly.
00:13:18Well, they're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:21Oh, great.
00:13:23Excellent.
00:13:25So were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:13:28No, we were down at the beach.
00:13:30With a shindig.
00:13:32Shindig?
00:13:34Shindig?
00:13:35When did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:37I don't usually say shindig.
00:13:39It's just...
00:13:41He doesn't.
00:13:42I don't think I've ever said shindig.
00:13:44He hasn't.
00:13:45I can vouch for him.
00:13:48Guys.
00:13:49You want to order some food or something?
00:13:51We'll drive you over later.
00:13:52Oh.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:59Peggy.
00:14:01So, what does one do at these shindigs?
00:14:04It's kind of been a while for me.
00:14:06A lot of anxiety.
00:14:09Rejection.
00:14:10It's super.
00:14:13Are you okay?
00:14:15Ice cream headache.
00:14:18He gets them all the time.
00:14:19Oh, my God.
00:14:21He gets them all the time.
00:14:39Sorry.
00:14:40I just love ice cream.
00:14:41I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:45So, Vicky, what do you do?
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:49I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:53Music.
00:14:54Studying.
00:14:56Sculpting.
00:14:57Sculpting?
00:14:59Yeah.
00:15:00It's mostly metal work.
00:15:01Kind of a hobby of mine.
00:15:04Cool.
00:15:06Yes.
00:15:08Yes.
00:15:10He did it.
00:15:13Great.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:16Sorry.
00:15:19And 11 cents.
00:15:21Thanks.
00:15:23Shouldn't you at least, like, let us get the tip or something, please?
00:15:26If you want to.
00:15:29About $2.75.
00:15:31Ooh.
00:15:32Dude.
00:15:33She dusted you.
00:15:35Math degree.
00:15:36University of Vermont.
00:15:37Very useful.
00:15:43Math degree.
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:52So, do you know anything about calculus?
00:15:55Yeah.
00:16:00See, I tanked this midterm, and if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over with.
00:16:08No.
00:16:09Come on.
00:16:10I'm sure that's not true.
00:16:11Oh, it's true.
00:16:13Jeez, Todd.
00:16:14I could help you with calculus.
00:16:16Ah!
00:16:18Sorry, guys.
00:16:21Squirrel.
00:16:35Well, here he is.
00:16:38You need us to follow you or anything?
00:16:41No, I'm fine.
00:16:42Really.
00:16:43I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:47But you...
00:16:50You're...
00:16:52Anyway, I should go.
00:16:55Thanks for all your help.
00:16:57My favor.
00:16:59Bye.
00:17:14Amazing.
00:17:15Totally amazing.
00:17:21Vicki!
00:17:24Look, um...
00:17:26About calculus...
00:17:28You think I could get some help?
00:17:31Uh...
00:17:32I...
00:17:33Please, look.
00:17:34I don't have much time left.
00:17:35You'd be saving my life.
00:17:37Uh...
00:17:40I'll think about it.
00:17:41Yeah?
00:17:43Great.
00:17:44Thanks.
00:17:45Oh, hey.
00:17:46You can call me.
00:17:47I'm listed.
00:17:48Last name's Boomer.
00:17:49Two O's.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52Good night.
00:18:00Boomer with two O's.
00:18:01As in moron.
00:18:03Yeah, as in moron.
00:18:14Trick-or-treat?
00:18:16Where the hell were you?
00:18:43The juice tiger.
00:18:44The powerful, professional-style juice extractor.
00:18:46The tax-free machine.
00:18:48Try getting juice out of these.
00:18:51Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:54Why are you still up?
00:18:57Not the best day of your academic career.
00:19:03I mean, I don't...
00:19:04I don't know what to say.
00:19:07I'm disappointed.
00:19:09I'm angry.
00:19:12And I'm sad.
00:19:13I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for
00:19:16is just... it's just...
00:19:17it's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:20That is just what...
00:19:21Let me finish.
00:19:25We worked so hard for this thing,
00:19:27and Harvard is... it's there.
00:19:29You know?
00:19:30On a platter.
00:19:31It's just waiting for you,
00:19:32and you're just...
00:19:33you're just blowing it.
00:19:35I know.
00:19:36That's why I should get it to you.
00:19:37So I'm just gonna...
00:19:41What'd you say?
00:19:42Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:44I should get some help.
00:19:46You're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:49That's great.
00:19:50That is great.
00:19:51I'll help you get one.
00:19:52Oh, you know what?
00:19:53Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:57You did?
00:20:12Hi.
00:20:15Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:18The answers...
00:20:19to your math final...
00:20:22are here.
00:20:24That's my wife, Pug!
00:20:28Jesus!
00:20:30I'm sorry.
00:20:31I'm sorry.
00:20:32I'm sorry.
00:20:33I'm sorry.
00:20:34I'm sorry.
00:20:35I'm sorry.
00:20:36I'm sorry.
00:20:37I'm sorry.
00:20:38I'm sorry.
00:20:39I'm sorry.
00:20:40I'm sorry.
00:20:56What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:58Yes, Weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:21:02Cake.
00:21:04Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:07She drives me insane.
00:21:09I'm gonna move out to that cabin and back.
00:21:11Cabin?
00:21:13Faber, that's not a cabin.
00:21:14That's a tool shed.
00:21:15You realize this.
00:21:16You'd be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:18Banana?
00:21:23So, um...
00:21:25have you spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:28No.
00:21:29Oh, but, uh...
00:21:31No.
00:21:32Oh, but, uh...
00:21:33guess who called?
00:21:36She called.
00:21:38She called.
00:21:39Who called?
00:21:40Nobody.
00:21:46Um...
00:21:49I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:52Oh, yeah.
00:21:53Me too.
00:21:54I'm sorry about that.
00:21:55No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:56I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:58Oh, no.
00:21:59Everything's cool.
00:22:00Really?
00:22:02I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:08Time is good.
00:22:11But, um...
00:22:13Hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:50Huh?
00:22:57Wow!
00:22:58Wow!
00:23:05But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:09No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:23:12I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:17I'll get it.
00:23:18I got it.
00:23:26Hello.
00:23:27Hi.
00:23:28Mr. Boomer?
00:23:29Yes, whatever it is you're selling,
00:23:31I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:35Uh, actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:40You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:42Uh-huh.
00:23:46Come in.
00:23:48Come in.
00:23:50Thanks.
00:23:52Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:56Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:59Come in.
00:24:00Hi, Todd.
00:24:01Hi.
00:24:03Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:07Sure.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09Elvis?
00:24:13Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in,
00:24:15you could check yourself out.
00:24:17I'll be right with you.
00:24:20Does she know anything about calculus,
00:24:22or are you just going to take the 50 bucks an hour
00:24:24and have a party?
00:24:25Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:27I don't know.
00:24:28Here, give her a try.
00:24:30All right.
00:24:34Vicki, would it be okay
00:24:36if I just asked you a question or two
00:24:38just to make sure you know you're up on this material?
00:24:41He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:44Uh, sure.
00:24:46All right, here.
00:24:47If 3A over 5 represents the change in force
00:24:51applied to a moving object,
00:24:53what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:57Um...
00:24:59Hold on, Ellen.
00:25:02Dad.
00:25:06Three-fifths times the integral of A.
00:25:13Okay, we're going to be late for dinner.
00:25:16You guys have fun.
00:25:18I guess I was expecting someone a little more...
00:25:23mature.
00:25:24Are you kidding?
00:25:25Todd is going to work his butt off
00:25:27to impress a woman like that.
00:25:29Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:32For me, no.
00:25:33No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:36You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated,
00:25:38and that can be very appealing
00:25:40if you, you know, if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:45I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:51I thought we'd start off with your last test
00:25:53and see what went in.
00:25:56What are you doing?
00:25:57I'm sure I've got this right.
00:26:02What was it that you gave me
00:26:03to determine the new upper and lower limits of integration?
00:26:08I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:14Cosine over sine is sine over cosine.
00:26:17Exactly.
00:26:19Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:21Oh, sure. Let's see what we have.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:25Uh, well, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:30Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:36Scotch would be so possible.
00:26:38Just one second.
00:26:40Thanks.
00:26:44So what else do you do, Todd Boomer with two O's?
00:26:49I don't know. Drawing.
00:26:53I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:56Really?
00:26:57Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:02No, it sounds great.
00:27:06What, I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:09Oh, no. No, stay, please.
00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:25Oh, that's my meat. My meatloaf.
00:27:28Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:30Oh, no. No, I mean, I'm not even going to eat any of it.
00:27:33There's no meat in it. It's just loaf.
00:27:39No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:43You're really leaving?
00:27:45Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:48Um, well, thanks for your help.
00:27:52Sure.
00:27:54It kind of felt good to be, um...
00:27:58You know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:28:02So, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter?
00:28:07All right?
00:28:12All right.
00:28:18There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:21Computer, tunes, food.
00:28:24And women?
00:28:26Hey, women will make the list someday.
00:28:29As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:35So, come on. What happened?
00:28:37We did calculus.
00:28:38And that's it?
00:28:39I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:41It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:45Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:47Bite me.
00:28:49Paul! Paul, where are you?
00:28:51God!
00:28:52Please, get in here right now!
00:28:56Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool-shed audio system.
00:29:02Bite me!
00:29:04We're not used to calculus!
00:29:09Paul!
00:29:11Get in here!
00:29:14Paul!
00:29:17Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:20Mr. Freed, bottom feeding again.
00:29:24Mr. Faber, smooth sailing as always.
00:29:28Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails. Keep it up.
00:29:32Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:55Uh, hello?
00:29:57Vicki. Hey, Todd.
00:29:59Oh, hi. How are you?
00:30:01Excellent. Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:05We?
00:30:07Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:10Uh, okay.
00:30:13So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:17Tonight?
00:30:19Please, I'll drown without you. We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:23Okay, how about six?
00:30:26Great. I'll see you later.
00:30:32Hey. Oh, hey.
00:30:33How goes it? Goes good.
00:30:35Good. Ooh, look at that.
00:30:38So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:40Yeah, she's great. Yeah?
00:30:41I mean, she's actually hideous. She really ugly and fat.
00:30:43Got that white foam stuff.
00:30:45That's gross.
00:30:46But she's effective.
00:30:47Oh, well, that's all that counts.
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:52Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:55Are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:57Exactly.
00:30:58Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:31:00Oh, I can't make it. I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:31:06Is something wrong?
00:31:09What?
00:31:10I don't know. You just... You seem... You seem kind of off.
00:31:14I'm sorry. Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:17I promise, you know. It's just...
00:31:19A man with a mission.
00:31:26Knock, knock, knock.
00:31:29Yes?
00:31:32Hi.
00:31:34Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:38My parents are downstairs.
00:31:41Ooh, yeah.
00:31:49Telephone rings
00:31:56Hello?
00:31:57Shout ahead.
00:31:58You are... not here.
00:32:00Where are you? It's diner night.
00:32:02Oh, sorry. I can't make it.
00:32:04Vicky's coming over. Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:07She's not here. I guess without the main attraction.
00:32:11Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:14Another glorious fall day for the greater Boston area...
00:32:20Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another.
00:32:26Just a sec.
00:32:29Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:33Hi.
00:32:34Hey, there you are.
00:32:36Hi.
00:32:37Do you like hockey? Because there is a great game coming up. Bruins Leafs.
00:32:41Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:43Sit down. I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:45Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Todd.
00:32:48Right, right.
00:32:49Um, he's upstairs. Probably quieter up there.
00:32:53I'll go find him.
00:32:55Okay. That's a nice girl, huh?
00:33:06Hi.
00:33:07Is this full?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:10Didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:12Wow. Wild room.
00:33:15Thanks. I'll just have a seat. I'll get a chair.
00:33:24These are great. You did these?
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:29You're very good.
00:33:32You like them?
00:33:33Yeah. Especially this one.
00:33:39Here, take it.
00:33:41Yeah?
00:33:43Thanks.
00:33:47Thanks.
00:33:52Here's your stack, favor.
00:33:54Thanks, Hank.
00:33:56Take that.
00:34:01Guess who?
00:34:02Cindy Clubb. You came back to me.
00:34:07Yeah, well, it's just me. Sorry to disappoint you.
00:34:10Well, I'm thrilled. I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:13Are you kidding? Of course.
00:34:15I thought maybe without Todd...
00:34:18Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:34:23Uh, yeah. He's obsessed.
00:34:29So next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:31Do you think you could, um, give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:37Um, sure. I owe you one.
00:34:43You made this?
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:49Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:51Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:54I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:58You're right.
00:35:01I'll think about it.
00:35:04I'm just gonna have a plain old burger.
00:35:09Meanwhile, I get around someone I can't...
00:35:13I mean, I'd like to impress, like Kim.
00:35:17And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:21I mean, I just can't do it.
00:35:23Oh, come on. Don't worry about Kim. You do fine.
00:35:26Yeah, I mean, it's different with you. You're...
00:35:30Anyway.
00:35:33Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:39Who's... who's that?
00:35:41I'm not sure.
00:35:43Well, she seems sure.
00:35:45Faber, Vicky, from the car the other night.
00:35:49Sure, sure. Um, Vicky, this is Kirsten. Kirsten's Vicky.
00:35:54Hi.
00:35:55Hi.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:58Todd was hoping you'd still be here. Todd's here?
00:36:02Yeah, sorry. Uh, Vicky is Todd's tutor. I should have said that.
00:36:07Hi, guys.
00:36:13So you met Vicky?
00:36:15Yeah. Although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:21Kirsten.
00:36:23Was it something I said?
00:36:25Oh, I'll be right back.
00:36:31Kirsten, look, there's nothing going on. She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:34Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:36What, I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:39Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:43I don't know why I lied.
00:36:46Kirsten, come on.
00:36:47Just forget it.
00:36:48Kirsten.
00:36:55Kirsten.
00:37:25Whoa!
00:37:46Is she pissed? And has she said anything?
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:52No, not really.
00:37:54I mean, I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, but Vicky's just...
00:37:59I love this. You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot,
00:38:04and now, surprise, surprise, you're cooked.
00:38:07Bye, Paul. See you in class.
00:38:15Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:38:19Incoming.
00:38:25Go away, go away, go away.
00:38:29Oh, thank God.
00:38:31I hate goalie.
00:38:33I mean, Vicky's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:36So Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:40No. No.
00:38:44I don't know.
00:38:46Heads up.
00:38:48Shit.
00:38:51Ow.
00:38:53Nice stop, Pele.
00:38:56I'm a natural athlete.
00:39:16Look out, look out.
00:39:20And I don't want to live up to your standard.
00:39:23I don't want to behave, don't want to behave, don't want to behave.
00:39:35Has he said anything to you?
00:39:39Uh, no, not really.
00:39:43I'm sure he said something to you,
00:39:46but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:49Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:55You're a sweetheart.
00:39:57Give me a hug.
00:39:59I don't think so.
00:40:01Look out.
00:40:05Sorry.
00:40:07Somebody want to get that?
00:40:10Where are you... Faber?
00:40:12This'll come out with club soda.
00:40:14Mr. Todd Boomer?
00:40:16Nice to meet you.
00:40:18Nice to meet you. You're next.
00:40:20Uh, no, no.
00:40:22Oh, right.
00:40:24Not until the interviewer sits, or he invites you to sit.
00:40:27Right.
00:40:29I've looked over your application to Harvard,
00:40:32but what can you tell me about your application to Harvard?
00:40:36Well, I value friendship.
00:40:38Mm-hmm.
00:40:40I value honesty.
00:40:42Mm-hmm.
00:40:44What about your, uh, what about your passions?
00:40:47Breasts.
00:40:49I really love breasts.
00:40:51It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:53You just don't want to do this, is that right?
00:40:55Dad, I'm kidding.
00:40:57You don't want to do this?
00:40:59I'm kidding. Relax. Dad, come on.
00:41:02What about your, your passions?
00:41:07Uh, drawing.
00:41:11I really love to draw.
00:41:13I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper,
00:41:16and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny,
00:41:19but that's when I feel the most me, you know?
00:41:25I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:29I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:36That's great. That's great.
00:41:41All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards
00:41:44at 25 feet per second.
00:41:47What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:50No. No, no, no.
00:41:53Come on, come on, come on. Somebody new for a change.
00:41:56Boomer.
00:42:00The rate of change is...
00:42:04.04 radians.
00:42:06Yes! Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:09Recommendation's looking better.
00:42:11Everybody see that?
00:42:13Now, if the boat continues at 35 feet per second...
00:42:20Hello?
00:42:22Vicki. Hi, it's Todd.
00:42:24Well, hi, Todd. I was just thinking about you.
00:42:27You were?
00:42:29Uh, look, I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:33I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:36Yeah. Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:40Uh, Kirsten? Uh, no, not really.
00:42:44Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:47Yeah, yeah, and, um,
00:42:50actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:54And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:59Really?
00:43:01Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane. How about six?
00:43:04Uh, sure, great, great. Uh, I'll see you then.
00:43:08Okay, bye. Bye.
00:43:21But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:26It sounds drastic.
00:43:28I gotta go to Vicki's. I'm late. Bye.
00:43:30No, wait! Todd is going to his tutors, and I don't know why.
00:43:35Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog. It's having puppies. Bye.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! What?
00:43:41Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:43It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Bye.
00:43:47It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:51He was wearing cologne.
00:43:54Wow. You did all of this?
00:44:19Wow. I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows.
00:44:24Nah, it's just for me.
00:44:27I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:34I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:38My husband certainly does.
00:44:44You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:49Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:52What, have you spent about a minute in here with me?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:45:04Why do you stay?
00:45:09That's a good question.
00:45:13Could we not talk about this?
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:19No, you should think about it, though.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:24Well, anyway.
00:45:28Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:39Here, a present.
00:45:42A present? For me?
00:45:45Why?
00:45:47For letting me help you.
00:45:50Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52Come on, open it.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56It's Bonnie D.
00:45:58Did you make this?
00:46:00Uh-huh.
00:46:04Wow, thank you.
00:46:06This is amazing, thank you.
00:46:14Todd.
00:46:18Of course not.
00:46:21So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:25I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:29People wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:34I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:39Look who's talking.
00:46:43Touche.
00:46:45Oh.
00:46:50Oh, so you're going to play like that now, are you?
00:46:52No, you're not.
00:46:54No, you're not.
00:46:55Oh, you did.
00:46:58Dog.
00:47:00Hey, I got an idea.
00:47:02No.
00:47:04What are you doing?
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:06I'm turning you into your alter ego, Bonnie D.
00:47:10Oh, man.
00:47:11Okay.
00:47:12Now bark.
00:47:16Bark?
00:47:18Ruff.
00:47:21No.
00:47:22Come on, a big deep bark.
00:47:25Ruff.
00:47:27Ruff.
00:47:29Ruff.
00:47:51Hey.
00:47:53You better go now.
00:47:56Your parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:48:02Right.
00:48:10You know, never thought I would say this, but...
00:48:18I really love Matt.
00:48:28I better go.
00:48:44It was...
00:48:45I don't know.
00:48:46I just see life so differently now.
00:48:49Oh, I'm sure you do.
00:48:50You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:48:52No, it's not like that.
00:48:53It's really not.
00:48:54I'm really into her.
00:48:56I wouldn't get too deep, Todd.
00:48:59We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:49:00No, it's...
00:49:01Look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:49:04I mean, I'm not gonna feel bad about this.
00:49:08No, no.
00:49:09As long as you feel good.
00:49:10That's all that matters.
00:49:12Jealous much?
00:49:14Jeez.
00:49:15That has nothing...
00:49:16Just forget it.
00:49:17I thought you would be excited for me.
00:49:18Come on.
00:49:19Faber.
00:49:21We're friends, right?
00:49:24I gotta get home, man.
00:49:25My parents are gonna freak out.
00:49:29You should be happy for me.
00:49:44He's gone.
00:49:51I'm sorry.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:26Kurt, hey.
00:50:29Hey, wake up.
00:50:31Shit.
00:50:33I have to call my mom.
00:50:34She's gonna be insane.
00:50:36I'm sorry.
00:50:37I should've woken you up last night.
00:50:40Oh, no, no.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:42I'm glad you didn't.
00:50:43She'll get over it.
00:50:46What are you doing?
00:50:48Morning breath.
00:50:50I know, me too.
00:50:53I got to go.
00:50:54I got to go.
00:51:24Hey, mind if I join you?
00:51:53Crystal, what's wrong?
00:51:54Todd, don't even start.
00:51:57Wait, let's talk about this.
00:51:58What?
00:51:59You figure you're just going to let me blow in the breeze,
00:52:01and if I blew away, well, then good,
00:52:02you won't have to deal with me anymore, is that it?
00:52:04I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me.
00:52:19What am I supposed to do?
00:52:38You told Kirsten about Vicki.
00:52:40I didn't tell her.
00:52:41Then how did she know?
00:52:43You told her.
00:52:45What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:51She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:55What?
00:52:56Well, why didn't you tell me?
00:53:01Oh, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:03I didn't snake her.
00:53:04Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:05Yet?
00:53:07Yet?
00:53:08What's that supposed to mean?
00:53:09Nice ethics, nice friend.
00:53:11Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy,
00:53:14and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:16I didn't know it was over.
00:53:18I didn't know it was going to happen between me and Vicki.
00:53:20I didn't know that.
00:53:23What the hell is going on here?
00:53:26You girls want to fight, take it outside.
00:53:29You can make yourselves useful.
00:53:30My car's parked out front in the tow way.
00:53:32Keep an eye on it.
00:53:33All right?
00:53:34I'll be right back.
00:53:35Yes, sir.
00:53:43Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:45Don't you forget who your best friend is.
00:53:47I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:53:51What?
00:53:53Oh, my God.
00:53:55That's Vicki's car.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:01Oh, my God.
00:54:02This is...
00:54:04This is...
00:54:05This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:09Don't touch.
00:54:11That's Vicki's car, sir.
00:54:12She's a beauty.
00:54:13Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:15I'm not feeling lucky today.
00:54:16Check these babies out.
00:54:18Ooh.
00:54:20Yeah, want to catch me some dinner at the reservoir?
00:54:23Four dark.
00:54:24See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:32He needs to know.
00:54:44I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:02He shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:55:13What if he was here?
00:55:15He's not here.
00:55:20No.
00:55:21Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:25Todd.
00:55:26How could you not tell me?
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:33Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:36Vicki.
00:55:38What are we gonna do?
00:55:41I'm...
00:55:43I can't be with you.
00:55:47I know.
00:56:02How could you marry Mueller?
00:56:06God.
00:56:09What, it's not funny?
00:56:16He wasn't always like that.
00:56:25I should probably go.
00:56:36Get behind the shelves!
00:56:43Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:44Quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:46Look.
00:56:47Look what I got.
00:56:52Ta-da.
00:56:53Dinner.
00:56:56I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:58Oh, I can't.
00:56:59I mean, wait a while.
00:57:00I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:02You're not hungry?
00:57:03Well, I'm starved.
00:57:04We'll eat yours later.
00:57:07Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:57:11I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:14Oh, yeah.
00:57:17And...
00:57:20Mr. Shermer, the earth science yahoo at school,
00:57:23gave me these things called dobs and flies.
00:57:26Sounds great.
00:57:27Yeah, they start off as these ugly little...
00:57:32Christ, woman.
00:57:33Watch yourself.
00:57:35Drinking?
00:57:37No, I just lost my balance.
00:57:41Yeah, okay.
00:57:43Tell you what.
00:57:44Why don't I grill these?
00:57:46That way I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:55Oh, one other thing.
00:57:57Yeah?
00:57:59There's a kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer.
00:58:03Yeah?
00:58:04I'm gonna write him a recommendation,
00:58:05but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:06Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:07Uh, I'll be in in a second and help you find it.
00:58:14Hurry.
00:58:28I think I will call next time.
00:59:04Oh, no.
00:59:07Ha-ha!
00:59:11Whoa!
00:59:19Good night.
00:59:21Oh, good night, Dad.
00:59:25You seem pretty miserable tonight.
00:59:27You all right?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:30What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:32Forget about it.
00:59:34You are going to be great.
00:59:36Great.
00:59:37Great.
00:59:38Great.
00:59:39Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:41Yeah?
00:59:43Want to talk about it?
00:59:45Wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:46Come on, give me a try.
00:59:48That's what I'm here for.
00:59:49Hit it.
00:59:51Okay.
00:59:54I slept with someone's wife,
00:59:55and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me.
00:59:59I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:04Yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:00:06Well, Dad, of course I am.
01:00:09Of course.
01:00:12I'll see you.
01:00:13Dad.
01:00:17Um, remember when I told you
01:00:21that I value friendship and honesty?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:28I meant that.
01:00:29I knew you did.
01:00:33Well, um,
01:00:38you've screwed up before, right?
01:00:41No, I never have.
01:00:43No, I mean it.
01:00:47Yeah, once or twice.
01:00:52Well, all I can tell you is,
01:00:54at the end of the day,
01:00:56it's, uh, just you.
01:00:58So I would, uh, face up to it,
01:01:01whatever it is.
01:01:03Because I guarantee you that
01:01:05the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:01:09Does that help?
01:01:11Yeah, it does.
01:01:13Thanks, Dad.
01:01:17You're gonna kill him.
01:01:19You're gonna murder him.
01:01:21You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:26Ten thousand men are murdered
01:01:30What victory do you get
01:01:33Your transcript and scores.
01:01:36Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:01:41Good grades, good SATs,
01:01:44some interesting activities.
01:01:47I'll tell you, I-I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:52Yes, sir?
01:01:54It says here that you are
01:01:56fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:01:58Is that right?
01:02:13Mr. Boomer.
01:02:15Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:17Scared me there.
01:02:18Big day today, huh?
01:02:20Harvard interview.
01:02:22Oh, yes, sir.
01:02:24I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:27Did you have something you wanted to tell me?
01:02:30What was that, sir?
01:02:33Found this at my house last night.
01:02:35Any ideas how it got there?
01:02:38You and my wife?
01:02:41Uh, well, you see, um...
01:02:43And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on?
01:02:49Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:51I-I'm really sorry. I made a mistake.
01:02:53No, no, Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:02:56Sir?
01:02:58A 98.
01:03:00I can't believe you actually thought
01:03:02you could get tutored by my wife and I wouldn't find out.
01:03:05Yeah, that was pretty silly.
01:03:07I mean, I...
01:03:09Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:12Anyway, look,
01:03:14I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:17It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:03:19The show's initiative.
01:03:21I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:03:24Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:03:27In fact,
01:03:29I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:36Thank you. Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:39Don't tank on the final.
01:03:41Absolutely not.
01:03:43Hey.
01:03:45She's good, isn't she?
01:03:47My wife.
01:03:51She's the best, sir.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:03:57Oh, thanks, man.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:29Hi.
01:04:31Is everybody afraid to sit next to you
01:04:33after yesterday's scene?
01:04:35Well, not everyone.
01:04:37No, I'm a fearless man.
01:04:44I, uh, wanted to speak with you
01:04:47after the other night.
01:04:49Yeah.
01:04:51I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:55Well...
01:04:59I thought we should talk about...
01:05:02us.
01:05:04Is there an us?
01:05:07Well, I'd like there to be.
01:05:16Shall we, us?
01:05:24Do me a favor.
01:05:26You know I think you're the greatest.
01:05:29You know, if I was gonna us with anyone,
01:05:33it would be you.
01:05:35But I really need some time alone.
01:05:38You know, for a while.
01:05:40Just for now.
01:05:43Hey.
01:05:45It would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:51It'll never happen.
01:05:55Man.
01:06:03Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken
01:06:06for a can of tuna.
01:06:08And, Miss O'Brien,
01:06:10two words describe your semester.
01:06:12Wanna guess?
01:06:15Brain dead.
01:06:17People, let me make something clear.
01:06:21I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:06:24It pains me.
01:06:26Makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:30So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:06:34Because fear motivates.
01:06:39Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:41Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:06:45I rattled his cage. Now look at him.
01:06:48Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:51Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:53So?
01:06:54If I tick you off, good.
01:06:57Great.
01:06:59Use that.
01:07:01Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words.
01:07:04Work harder. We'll both be happy.
01:07:07BELL RINGS
01:07:28Mr. Mueller?
01:07:31Todd?
01:07:34I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:37Don't let it go to your head.
01:07:40The point is that, uh,
01:07:42I really don't agree with the way you treat students.
01:07:46That's your prerogative?
01:07:49People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:52Your wife taught me that.
01:07:56Todd, Vicki may be good with math,
01:08:00but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:19You slept with her, didn't you?
01:08:22You slept with her, didn't you?
01:08:28Sir?
01:08:29Vicki. You slept with her.
01:08:41Yes.
01:08:47Yes.
01:08:52Thanks.
01:08:59Oh!
01:09:13BELL RINGS
01:09:16Hi, this is Vicki.
01:09:18No.
01:09:19Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:09:22Vicki, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:09:24Vicki, I told him. I didn't mean to, but it just came out.
01:09:27I told him I'm sorry, Vicki.
01:09:29He's on his way over there right now. If you can hear this, if you get this message,
01:09:32get the hell out of there, please, right now. Get out.
01:09:45Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:10:01Hi, honey. I'm home.
01:10:06Rough day at the office?
01:10:09Oh, same old, same old.
01:10:12Some kid slept with my wife!
01:10:22I'm sorry.
01:10:24Oh, you're sorry?
01:10:26Sorry.
01:10:27I...
01:10:29One of my students, Vicki!
01:10:31You know, you ruined my life.
01:10:33Now you're trying to ruin my career.
01:10:36Roy, stop it!
01:10:39Stop it!
01:10:41Enough.
01:10:44Uh-oh. Look who's here.
01:10:47Uh, Mary Poppins.
01:10:51Mary, you fucked up.
01:10:54Never open an umbrella indoors. It's bad luck.
01:10:58Very bad luck.
01:11:00Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay? Just relax.
01:11:03Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:06Between me, too.
01:11:08Oh, boy, I underestimated you.
01:11:11Huh, Homer?
01:11:13Thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:15Didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:19But you're gifted.
01:11:21Mm, you're a genius.
01:11:23Tutoring was just the tip of it.
01:11:25Improved your scores and scored with my wife.
01:11:29All without me knowing it.
01:11:31And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:34Write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:37That's genius!
01:11:41Yeah, you're a wizard.
01:11:44You're a mastermind.
01:11:47You must be very proud.
01:11:52Now shake my hand.
01:11:56Roy.
01:11:57Shut up.
01:12:01Don't put this behind us.
01:12:04Okay.
01:12:18I'm sorry.
01:12:21Is he gone?
01:12:23Yeah.
01:12:25You were really brave back there.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:30I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:33Well, you know, if you would have spit at us...
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45No.
01:12:47I'm actually grateful.
01:12:51I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:55What are you gonna do now?
01:12:58Well...
01:13:01I think I'm gonna try New York.
01:13:04Try this art thing.
01:13:14Yeah.
01:13:16I miss you.
01:13:31Here. A souvenir.
01:13:33What's this?
01:13:35Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:47What time is it?
01:13:49I don't know. Around three.
01:13:51My interview's at four.
01:13:53Oh, come on.
01:13:55Come on.
01:13:58My interview's at four.
01:14:02Bye.
01:14:08Go.
01:14:10I'll come visit you in New York.
01:14:12Good luck.
01:14:28Watch out. Come through.
01:14:32Todd Boomer.
01:14:36Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:14:38No, not yet.
01:14:40Sure.
01:14:44Todd Boomer.
01:14:46I got a present.
01:14:48Okay. Need a minute?
01:14:51No, no.
01:14:53Calculus teacher.
01:14:59Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:02No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:04Oh.
01:15:06Please.
01:15:08Well, I've gone over your stats,
01:15:11and I think you're doing pretty well.
01:15:14I think you're doing pretty well.
01:15:16I think you're doing pretty well.
01:15:18I think you're doing pretty well.
01:15:20I've gone over your stats,
01:15:23and everything looks...
01:15:26okay.
01:15:28But I'll be honest.
01:15:31You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:15:36I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:40Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:15:50Todd, let me ask you something.
01:15:53Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:58I guess my dad and I have always had it planned that way, you know?
01:16:02He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:16:08What I'm getting at is...
01:16:12why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:21Look, um...
01:16:24I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:29And now that I'm here...
01:16:33Look, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:36I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:39But, um...
01:16:42I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:16:51Okay.
01:17:03Okay, I'm ready.
01:17:05Now, just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:09Firm handshake is all you need.
01:17:11Hey, Dad, thanks. I know. Thank you.
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:22Yeah.
01:17:47Yeah.
01:17:50Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:53Hello?
01:17:58Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:18:01Got punched.
01:18:03Hang on, Alan. Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:18:06I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:08No, wait, that's wrong. Hang on.
01:18:11I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:15It's, uh, pretty important.
01:18:18Hey, Dad! Hey, Dad!
01:18:23You said it was important.
01:18:28I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:33You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:38No.
01:18:41No, I was, uh, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:50I'll... I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:57Can I... Can I ask you a question?
01:19:00It's, um...
01:19:02Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:04Why didn't you tell me... Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:08I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:12You're upset.
01:19:14Yeah. I am. I am upset.
01:19:18A little.
01:19:27It's your decision.
01:19:38Yes!
01:19:39Good, good, good.
01:19:41Oh, okay. You're doing very poorly.
01:19:44But, you know, this game was much more boring
01:19:47before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:19:52Oh, wait. Yes! Yes!
01:19:55Here we go. All right. Bye.
01:19:57I'll be right back.
01:19:58Where are you going?
01:19:59I'll be right back.
01:20:00Do me a favor. Come on. I'm on a streak here.
01:20:02Okay. What's going on?
01:20:07Jesus, what happened to you?
01:20:12Did Mueller do that?
01:20:14Yeah, it's a long story.
01:20:16It's gonna take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:20:19I'll buy.
01:20:21Yes! All right.
01:20:25You need to talk to Gerstner.
01:20:28Yeah.
01:20:30All right, well...
01:20:33I'm gonna go build something. Toothpicks.
01:20:37Thanks, man. You're the best.
01:20:46So how'd you know I was here?
01:20:48Uh, diner night.
01:20:50Oh. Of course.
01:20:54So I made a decision.
01:20:58Yeah?
01:21:01I'm not going to Harvard.
01:21:05Really?
01:21:08It's a breakthrough?
01:21:11I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:21:16Yeah, I think you're right.
01:21:22That's, uh, not what I...
01:21:24wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:21:31I guess what I wanted to say was that, uh...
01:21:35I-I'm really sorry.
01:21:37I-I know I hurt you, and...
01:21:40I never meant to do that.
01:21:43I-I guess all I'm asking for is...
01:21:47is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:22:00Never happened.
01:22:31You know, I'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:22:34Yeah, me too.
01:22:36I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:22:39Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on...
01:22:43interactive 3-D Smell-O-Vision computer games.
01:22:48The shed will be totally decked out with...
01:22:52jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:22:56Okay, and me?
01:22:58Okay, the place, New York, the event,
01:23:03the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:23:09Wildly successful. I like that.
01:23:13What about me?
01:23:16Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:23Okay, 2008, we all meet back here and compare notes.
01:23:27What do you say?
01:23:30Never happened.
01:23:32Guys, come on, we're...
01:23:38Welcome to tomorrow
01:23:42I can't explain it's true
01:23:46All the blood upon these pages
01:23:51Takes me away from you
01:23:55But when trouble takes your spirit
01:24:00Maybe then you'll change your mind
01:24:04We're only someone's children sometimes
01:24:11And all the time the future is coming down
01:24:19I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:24:28Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:24:36Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:24:44You can't get me right
01:25:04I'm in love with people
01:25:08But I hate them too
01:25:13I hate to see all the damage being done to you
01:25:20When your eyes are broken windows
01:25:25Every time I see you smile
01:25:29It's like being back in heaven for a while
01:25:37And all the time the future is coming down
01:25:44I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:25:53Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:01Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:26:09Hear me cry
01:26:12I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:18All I ever want to do now is rejoice
01:26:26Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:56All I ever want to do now is rejoice
01:27:01Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:27:06All I ever want to do now is rejoice
01:27:12Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:27:18All I ever want to do now is rejoice