Seventeen-year-old Shirley (Katherine Waterston) is a good student who works as a babysitter in order to make money for college. One night Michael (John Leguizamo), a father Shirley works for, confesses he's unhappy with married life. Shirley has a crush on Michael, and seizes this moment to kiss him. Michael is so happy he presents Shirley with a big tip, which gives her an idea. Shirley plans to make extra money by setting up her teenage friends with other unhappy fathers.
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00:00:00Shirley Liner, I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves High School.
00:00:22This is my babysitting service.
00:00:31The answer is no.
00:00:34Mom doesn't drink, Dad didn't hit me, Uncle Steve never showed me his privates.
00:00:43I don't even have an Uncle Steve.
00:00:48The money's nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers.
00:00:57But that's not why I do it.
00:01:14Maybe we should back up.
00:01:30S. A. T.
00:01:35If you're planning on attending college out of state, the SATs are what you want to worry about.
00:01:42Time allotted to complete the test is three hours and forty-five minutes.
00:01:48Hey, Brenda.
00:01:50Brenda!
00:01:51I'm ignoring you.
00:01:53Your stepbrother keeps looking up here.
00:01:55Dude, I think she's looking at you.
00:02:03You think Mike Dean's ever tried to blow him?
00:02:07It's not incest if he's a stepbrother.
00:02:11What?
00:02:13Brenda knows her sister's a whore.
00:02:15No one's feelings are hurt.
00:02:20This is your future.
00:02:22If you want it to be bright, study hard.
00:02:25Everything you do now determines if you get into college.
00:02:41I'm sorry.
00:03:09Time's supposed to be about your income.
00:03:11This is my calculus book.
00:03:13Maybe the basement?
00:03:33Case almost wrapped up?
00:03:35No, the guy's cousin is...
00:03:39He's here!
00:04:05How you been?
00:04:15What's the matter with you?
00:04:19Captain, be lost to the sea then.
00:04:23Aries, I'm afraid.
00:04:25I've seen it with my own eyes.
00:04:29Shirley, where do you live again?
00:04:31Southfield.
00:04:34Oh, that's far, isn't it?
00:04:38Oh, goddammit.
00:04:40If Gail wrote her autobiography, you know what it'd be called?
00:04:44Hurry up and wait for me.
00:04:48You want to come upstairs with me?
00:04:54Shirley's here.
00:04:58Oh, great.
00:05:00He's mad because I won't leave him alone.
00:05:02Mikey, what are you going to do if there's an emergency with Adam?
00:05:04How are you going to get him to the hospital?
00:05:06Are you going to drive the car?
00:05:08It'll be the first time.
00:05:10Yeah, exactly.
00:05:12All right.
00:05:14You be good, okay?
00:05:16I'll see you in the morning.
00:05:18I'll let a guy know.
00:05:26Horsefuckers.
00:05:28The emergency numbers are on the fridge.
00:05:30And the restaurant?
00:05:32Great.
00:05:34Have fun.
00:05:36You, too.
00:05:38Nice.
00:05:40Okay, here we go.
00:05:42Good night.
00:05:54I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:05:56If business keeps going the way it is,
00:05:58we're going to have two restaurants next year.
00:06:00One on the east side and one downriver.
00:06:02Keep the camel jockeys from coming up here.
00:06:04Jerry, come on.
00:06:06And when we go corporate,
00:06:08we're going to come to you for the V.P. spot.
00:06:10Well, I don't know.
00:06:12I mean, I don't think I could be blackmailed just like that.
00:06:14Jesus Christ.
00:06:16It's like a broken record.
00:06:18We have two kids, Jerry.
00:06:20We got a kid.
00:06:22We got a kid.
00:06:24I'll get you the benefits and all that.
00:06:26All right, so what?
00:06:28They can grow up and go to Michigan and be dead like Michael.
00:06:34When I was your age,
00:06:36I got beaten to head every ten minutes.
00:06:38Why do you keep talking every time
00:06:40I try to tell you a story?
00:06:42You ask questions and then you keep talking and talking.
00:06:44All these things.
00:06:46Every day of me life.
00:06:48Shirley.
00:06:50You never listened to me.
00:06:52Now, where was I?
00:06:56I don't know.
00:07:16I don't know.
00:07:18I thought the idea about the wrestling was pretty cool.
00:07:20We should consider it, think about it.
00:07:22Vice president under Jerry?
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:26Anyway, the day Jerry goes corporate
00:07:28is the day I join the circus, so...
00:07:32Gotta put it down, huh?
00:07:34Just had to put it down.
00:07:36You got it great where you are, right?
00:07:40Right?
00:07:48Oh, hey, hey.
00:07:50See the old locomotives back there?
00:07:52Come on, come with me.
00:07:54Where are you going?
00:07:56They got them all back there like broken toys.
00:08:00The boys are waiting.
00:08:02No, they're not. The boys are sleeping.
00:08:04Come on, come on.
00:08:06You think Mikey just goes to sleep at 9 o'clock?
00:08:08He put a computer in his room.
00:08:10You know what he's doing?
00:08:12He's online buying heroin.
00:08:14That's what he's doing.
00:08:16It's a joke, it's a joke.
00:08:18It's not funny.
00:08:20Okay, Michael, I don't want to fight, okay?
00:08:22Why don't you just say so?
00:08:24If you're mad at me, just say it.
00:08:26It's late.
00:08:28Let's go, come on.
00:08:30Call me an asshole.
00:08:32It'll make you feel better.
00:08:34I'm telling you, it's step nine.
00:08:36Go ahead.
00:08:38All right, forget it.
00:08:40Go on, go on, go on.
00:08:42Call me an asshole.
00:08:44See, now I feel better.
00:08:50Oh, my God.
00:09:20Oh, shoot.
00:09:24I was just getting some spots
00:09:26off the floor.
00:09:28Wow.
00:09:30What are you doing?
00:09:32It's okay, don't worry about it.
00:09:34Don't worry.
00:09:40Are you going to answer that?
00:09:42What?
00:09:44What?
00:09:46What?
00:09:48Are you going to answer that?
00:09:50I'm sorry.
00:09:52Are you eating anything to eat?
00:09:54I had a slice.
00:09:56I could stop, you know.
00:09:58No, it's okay.
00:10:00I'm fine.
00:10:02You know what?
00:10:04I need some coffee.
00:10:06Well, you know,
00:10:08I didn't want to send her home hungry.
00:10:10Mm-hmm.
00:10:12You know what?
00:10:14Why don't you just turn the fan on?
00:10:16I'll be home in about an hour or so.
00:10:18All right, bye-bye.
00:10:38You're not tired?
00:10:40No, I'm kind of a night owl.
00:10:42I thought at some point I would outgrow it, but...
00:10:45That makes two of us.
00:10:47Yeah?
00:10:49You know, I guess I should pay you extra
00:10:51for cleaning my kitchen, huh?
00:10:55What? What's wrong?
00:10:57Sometimes I do stupid things.
00:10:59I don't know why.
00:11:01That makes two of us.
00:11:05That's...
00:11:07That's stupid.
00:11:15Well, this is how it works.
00:11:23That's good.
00:11:25See that?
00:11:27You see where I'm going with this?
00:11:31No, not really.
00:11:35Now that...
00:11:37is bad.
00:11:39Oh, that's bad, right?
00:11:41As soon as one thing is out of place,
00:11:43it throws everything else around it
00:11:45out of whack.
00:11:47There's like this...
00:11:49domino effect or chain reaction.
00:11:57Everything
00:11:59and everyone
00:12:01has its place.
00:12:03Right.
00:12:05You think I'm a freak?
00:12:07Oh, yeah.
00:12:09No, no, I'm kidding.
00:12:11I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:12:13Double the fries!
00:12:41So, um...
00:12:43how'd you meet your wife?
00:12:45What?
00:12:47What?
00:12:49I mean, why?
00:12:57Okay.
00:12:59I met her just outside of, uh...
00:13:01Ann Arbor. There's this bridge
00:13:03with a river underneath it
00:13:05and trade tracks on it.
00:13:07And, uh...
00:13:09it's pitch, pitch black at night
00:13:11and that's where, I don't know why I'm telling you this,
00:13:13um...
00:13:15and that's where the kids go
00:13:17to get high.
00:13:19And one night my friend Jerry
00:13:21takes me there.
00:13:23The guy you had dinner with tonight?
00:13:25Uh-huh. And we just go there to see what it was like, you know.
00:13:27Sure.
00:13:29Anyway, so we're there and, uh...
00:13:31this little, uh...
00:13:33party girl comes up to me
00:13:35and it turns out to be Gail.
00:13:37And, uh...
00:13:39she was on a shitload of, uh...
00:13:41Anyway...
00:13:43she gives me this long
00:13:45once, twice,
00:13:47thrice over, and then she turns to Jerry
00:13:49and she says,
00:13:51so what else did you bring me?
00:13:57I don't know. You had to be there.
00:13:59I wish I was.
00:14:03Then what?
00:14:05Well, she goes over to her friends
00:14:07and I turn to Jerry and I say,
00:14:09that girl looks like a lot of trouble.
00:14:17It's funny how people change, huh?
00:14:23So, you got a boyfriend?
00:14:27Why?
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:31You're smart, you're mature, you're definitely unique.
00:14:33You got that.
00:14:37Grrrr!
00:14:39Ha, ha, ha!
00:15:03Hey, you want to see something cool?
00:15:09Okay.
00:15:33Okay.
00:16:03Ha, ha, ha!
00:16:21Run!
00:16:27Ha, ha, ha!
00:16:33Okay.
00:17:03I'm sorry.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:35Okay.
00:18:02You know, we can't. We just can't.
00:18:05You know what I mean?
00:18:07I have kids and everything, okay?
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:21Hey, wait, hey, wait.
00:18:25Thanks for watching the kids.
00:18:29Okay.
00:18:35Okay.
00:19:05Okay.
00:19:07Okay.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:11Okay.
00:19:13Okay.
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:17Okay.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:23Okay.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:31Okay.
00:19:33Okay.
00:19:43HPV.
00:19:45Herpes.
00:19:47Syphilis.
00:19:49Gonorrhea.
00:19:51Gonorrhea close-up.
00:19:55Ladies and gentlemen.
00:19:57The numbers show it.
00:19:59The research shows it.
00:20:01A beautiful automobile
00:20:03that we can sell to them.
00:20:05A car with torque.
00:20:07With horsepower. With how much horsepower?
00:20:11A shitload, George.
00:20:13Yes, Phil. Yes, Phil.
00:20:15Thank you. A shitload of horsepower.
00:20:17Are you with me, Mike?
00:20:19Female version.
00:20:21It's my car.
00:20:23I'll bring it back.
00:20:25You don't even have your license.
00:20:27Are you saying I'm gonna fuck it up?
00:20:30You trashed Allie's car.
00:20:32And you let your mom turn out of gas that one time.
00:20:34You failed driver's ed like three times.
00:20:36That is because Broca hated me.
00:20:38No, it's because you're a bad driver.
00:20:40I could get, like, arrested.
00:20:42Our mom took me to meet Carlos.
00:20:44Fuck you, fat ass.
00:20:46Around and inside the vagina.
00:20:48So he tells me he's only friends with her, but, like, how come he's thinking
00:20:50of taking her to the dance alone and not, like, in a group?
00:20:52Christ, Brenda, ask him out already.
00:20:54But girls aren't supposed to ask.
00:20:56Fine. Be alone. Stay home.
00:20:58Stay home and binge on diet pills and Chunky Monkey.
00:21:00I'm sick of hearing it every day.
00:21:02Why are you attacking me?
00:21:04Everyone be friends, okay?
00:21:06It doesn't matter how many defense or attack powers...
00:21:08No, no, you put it on the table.
00:21:10Just like that?
00:21:12Yeah, you know, it could be like...
00:21:14Dude, baseball cards is a better game, right?
00:21:16So much easier. So what do you want? You want another brownie?
00:21:18Uh, ice cream.
00:21:20Okay, whatever you want, man. You got good grades, right?
00:21:22Shirley.
00:21:24Hi.
00:21:26You come here.
00:21:28That's so cute.
00:21:30Sometimes.
00:21:32I was gonna call you.
00:21:34I hate to ask, but I wonder if you could sit for us Thursday night?
00:21:36I know it's kind of late.
00:21:38Yeah, I know.
00:21:40I'm sorry.
00:21:42I'm sorry.
00:21:44I'm sorry.
00:21:46I'm sorry.
00:21:48I'm sorry.
00:21:50I wonder if you could sit for us Thursday night?
00:21:52I know it's a school night.
00:21:54You know, maybe you could clean my bathroom.
00:21:56I'm kidding.
00:21:58Would Thursday work, do you think?
00:22:00Um...
00:22:02Um...
00:22:04Um...
00:22:06Um...
00:22:08Um...
00:22:10Um...
00:22:12Um...
00:22:14Um...
00:22:16Um...
00:22:18Um...
00:22:24You will want to take particular care
00:22:26not to perforate
00:22:28the duodenum.
00:22:30If you don't know where the duodenum is,
00:22:32you should check your book.
00:22:34A perforated duodenum
00:22:36is no picnic.
00:22:38Now,
00:22:40although the pancreas lies
00:22:42against the liver...
00:22:44What? What's wrong?
00:22:46Yes, there is.
00:22:48No, I just had a late night is all.
00:22:50Little brats keep you from your studies?
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:54Make any money?
00:22:56Mm-hmm. How much?
00:22:58$200.
00:23:02Jesus, Cheryl.
00:23:04Would you suck Mr. Beltran's cock?
00:23:10I can't believe
00:23:12you didn't call me.
00:23:14It's not my period.
00:23:16When I lost my virginity at camp,
00:23:18I snuck over to your cabin to tell you.
00:23:20Shit, I called you the second I lost my virginity.
00:23:22And this isn't some tooth, Shirley.
00:23:24This is something happening.
00:23:26Listen to me. Nothing happened.
00:23:28The guy's got a family, kids, a job.
00:23:30I've got college to worry about.
00:23:32You need a way to pay for college.
00:23:34Don't even talk that way.
00:23:36If there's one thing in my life
00:23:38I know I should regret...
00:23:40It's a little silly to regret
00:23:42a little.
00:23:52Just stop.
00:23:54I didn't stop.
00:23:56Hey.
00:23:58What?
00:24:00Before when I paid you,
00:24:02it was, uh...
00:24:04I mean, I thought it could be, like, uh...
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:08Like, it could be a game or...
00:24:10I don't know what I was thinking.
00:24:12I just had no idea what I was thinking.
00:24:14And, uh...
00:24:16I thought maybe you looked
00:24:18a little bit unhappy after I paid you.
00:24:20Yeah, well put, shithead.
00:24:24I don't know.
00:24:28I mean, you're not saying anything?
00:24:34I guess I usually don't.
00:24:40This is just how it works.
00:24:52Dude, you can't...
00:24:54You can't tell anybody, man.
00:24:56You can't. Don't tell anybody.
00:24:58Just break it.
00:25:00You can't.
00:25:02You can't tell anybody, man.
00:25:04You can't.
00:25:06Don't tell anybody.
00:25:08Just break it.
00:25:10No, no, I'm serious.
00:25:12Don't even tell Tina, man.
00:25:14Jesus, Tina? What the fuck, Mike?
00:25:16I don't know. She's your wife.
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:20Believe me, it's a lot I don't tell Tina.
00:25:22I'm sure it goes both ways.
00:25:24God knows where she's been.
00:25:26I don't even want to...
00:25:28Ignorant bliss and all that.
00:25:30What do you think a marriage works so well for?
00:25:32I don't know.
00:25:34I would venture to say
00:25:37I'm the one pulling the babysitter,
00:25:39and yet I'm the one going through the midlife...
00:25:41You'd have to be in my position
00:25:43to understand what I'm going through.
00:25:45All right?
00:25:51So this friend of mine wants to know
00:25:53if, well, you know,
00:25:55if you know someone who could babysit for him,
00:25:57and, uh...
00:25:59He says he's willing to pay.
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:03Yeah, I know someone.
00:26:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:26:07Oh!
00:26:09That's hot!
00:26:11Take her home.
00:26:13I'm gonna get you!
00:26:15I'm gonna eat you up!
00:26:19James, you're gonna need to run!
00:26:25I'm gonna get you!
00:26:27I'm gonna eat you up!
00:26:29I'm gonna eat you up!
00:26:33I'm just gonna take her home.
00:26:37So what's your favorite subject?
00:26:51Oh!
00:26:55Oh!
00:26:57Hey.
00:26:59Are we going to hell?
00:27:01Yep.
00:27:03I knew it.
00:27:05I gotta go.
00:27:09So Doug is over, like, every day.
00:27:11And I mean, I know he's friends with my stepbrother,
00:27:13but come on, like, Scott is not that cool, right?
00:27:15And he's always just, like, hanging around
00:27:17when I'm watching TV or something,
00:27:19so I totally think he likes me. Totally, totally, totally.
00:27:21I'll be right back.
00:27:23What is that? Is that new?
00:27:25He's a total freak.
00:27:27He was wearing a cowboy outfit
00:27:29and he had a mustache.
00:27:31Is he nice?
00:27:33No, I need coffee.
00:27:35Wait, miss.
00:27:37Um, I was thinking
00:27:41since I set it up
00:27:45like, uh
00:27:47I was thinking
00:27:49I could maybe get some of the money
00:27:51Like 40 bucks?
00:27:55It just seems fair.
00:27:59Yeah, it is.
00:28:0720%.
00:28:09Thanks, Cheryl.
00:28:21Oh my god, isn't this awesome?
00:28:23Yeah, have fun
00:28:25cleaning up all the poop before your parents get back.
00:28:27What?
00:28:29It's totally awesome.
00:28:31Shirley, we gotta go talk to Doug.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:37Hey.
00:28:39Hey.
00:28:41Hey.
00:28:43I've got a hookup for some weed.
00:28:45You interested?
00:28:47It's gonna be sweet.
00:28:49Oh, really?
00:28:51Sure!
00:28:53Um, Shirley, if you need to run home later
00:28:55I can give one to you if you need one.
00:28:57Um, cause I came with Melissa
00:28:59but, um
00:29:01Yeah, maybe, yeah.
00:29:19That's why we do it.
00:29:23I'm gonna puke.
00:29:35What's the deal?
00:29:37I got calls from two of Jerry's friends.
00:29:39That's great!
00:29:41Great? It's not great!
00:29:43Jerry can't keep his mouth shut.
00:29:45We're gonna go to jail.
00:29:47We have hours of mandatory counseling.
00:29:49We're off clean.
00:29:51Wives and parents
00:29:53and kids
00:29:55all take care of themselves.
00:29:57They'll always believe that their husbands
00:29:59love them, their daughters are virgins
00:30:01and their sons aren't making
00:30:03pipe bombs in the basement
00:30:05because it would kill them to believe otherwise.
00:30:07They're the ones
00:30:09that make getting away with it so easy.
00:30:11Both want Thursday.
00:30:13I got Jerry Thursday.
00:30:15Can you take one of them?
00:30:23Still leaves one guy dateless.
00:30:25So find someone else to sit.
00:30:27Jesus, miss.
00:30:29You know what the pimps say?
00:30:31I didn't make her a hoe, she was a hoe already.
00:30:33Oh, yeah.
00:30:35That's great! You heard that where?
00:30:37Hang on, I'm getting more beers.
00:30:39Also
00:30:41who's the hoe?
00:30:43Hmm.
00:30:53Oh, yeah.
00:30:55That's brilliant.
00:30:59No.
00:31:01No, she would never...
00:31:03She doesn't have to.
00:31:05But let her make that choice.
00:31:07For once in her life
00:31:09let her make a choice about something.
00:31:13Do you want me to drive?
00:31:15Hey.
00:31:19You leaving?
00:31:21Yeah, I'm just
00:31:23waiting for Melissa, so...
00:31:29You cold? You want my hoodie?
00:31:31No.
00:31:33Your shirt.
00:31:35Thanks.
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:39Hey.
00:31:42Your shirt.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:46I'm really sorry
00:31:48about your...
00:31:50It's no problem.
00:31:56Come on.
00:32:04Seems like
00:32:06kissing's always better in the cold.
00:32:12Oops.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:18Night.
00:32:20Night.
00:32:42This is my girl.
00:32:44Rebel.
00:32:46Oh, yeah, I'm a rebel.
00:32:56Okay.
00:32:58Come on.
00:33:00Okay.
00:33:02Come on in.
00:33:04All right.
00:33:06Uh,
00:33:08Mom said you might have some peroxide.
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:18How was the...
00:33:20Fun.
00:33:22There were a lot of people there?
00:33:24Hey.
00:33:26Uh...
00:33:28Oh.
00:33:30Who? A friend, a stepbrother?
00:33:32Scott.
00:33:34Yeah, he called for you the other day.
00:33:36So, are you going together?
00:33:38Going where?
00:33:40Are you two...
00:33:42No. No.
00:33:44Because...
00:33:46Ooh, you seem like a...
00:33:48You seem like a nice guy.
00:33:50I mean, cool.
00:33:52He looks...
00:33:54Cool.
00:33:56Tall.
00:33:58Dad, I'm kind of tired right now.
00:34:04So, talk to you tomorrow.
00:34:06Night.
00:34:10♪
00:34:40Do the kids behave?
00:34:42Where are we?
00:34:44A friend of mine used to live around here.
00:34:46So, um...
00:34:48Do we...
00:34:50Do we stay in the car or we go in the grass?
00:34:52What?
00:34:54Oh, whoa.
00:34:56Whoa.
00:34:58Come on. No games. No games.
00:35:00Um, please stop.
00:35:02What?
00:35:04You...
00:35:06You...
00:35:08You...
00:35:10Wait a minute.
00:35:12I surely said you were one of hers.
00:35:14One of her what?
00:35:16Oh, shit.
00:35:18Uh...
00:35:20What?
00:35:22Oh, ma'am, I knew this would all go wrong.
00:35:24I knew it.
00:35:26This didn't happen.
00:35:28Uh...
00:35:32Uh...
00:35:38Hey, um...
00:35:46Jesus.
00:35:50Brenda.
00:35:54When you go home,
00:35:56I want you to take a picture of yourself.
00:36:00Because right...
00:36:02Right now, you're a perfection.
00:36:04Uh...
00:36:06Yeah.
00:36:10And I want you to look at that picture
00:36:12every day and never change.
00:36:18Um...
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:26We don't have to do anything.
00:36:30You could talk.
00:36:32I could listen.
00:36:36Okay.
00:37:00Oh, for God's sake.
00:37:02Hey.
00:37:04Hello?
00:37:06So how you doing?
00:37:08I'm babysitting.
00:37:10For who?
00:37:12Look, I'm sort of busy right now.
00:37:14Shirley, since when are you babysitting?
00:37:16Excuse me?
00:37:18I gotta go.
00:37:20Shirley.
00:37:22Ow!
00:37:24You okay?
00:37:26Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:28Can we do this?
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:55How long?
00:37:57About a month now.
00:37:59I thought you seemed different lately.
00:38:08You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:38:10It doesn't make it okay what you did.
00:38:13Yeah.
00:38:14Who else?
00:38:18Who else needs a sitter?
00:38:29Like a bird in a cloud
00:38:31Pushing the arm
00:38:33Hitting the second
00:38:35Feet in the aisles
00:38:37And I'm counting the reds
00:38:39I got hands
00:38:41I ain't steering the ship
00:38:43Trying to kick
00:38:45Flashlight's violet
00:38:47Sick of this grip
00:38:49And I'm reaching the moon
00:38:51Hey, Shirley, I would like to order some pussy.
00:38:53You mind not saying that on the phone, Melissa?
00:38:55Uh...
00:38:59I would like to order a babysitter.
00:39:01For which to watch my offspring.
00:39:03That's better.
00:39:05Make sure she's got big tits.
00:39:07Like how so bad
00:39:09I love you
00:39:21I hate you
00:39:23Come to my door
00:39:25Can I stay?
00:39:27Want it some more?
00:39:29Look for a lift and put a nail in the floor
00:39:33Party's in the mirror
00:39:35Training compound
00:39:37I advise you
00:39:41No. No, they have this new way of doing division.
00:39:43They don't have the...
00:39:45Like, you know, the...
00:39:47Like brackets, like when we were a kid.
00:39:49They don't do long division anymore.
00:39:51And Bailey is the only one in his kindergarten
00:39:53who is up to division.
00:39:55So we had to go to this conference with other parents
00:39:57with gifted kids, and it was interesting
00:39:59how they taught us to cultivate the little brain.
00:40:01But don't they all use calculators now?
00:40:03Bailey's teacher said he doesn't need one.
00:40:05The other day, we were watching TV
00:40:07and he actually turned to me and said
00:40:09Mommy, I should be studying.
00:40:11Can you imagine?
00:40:15He was a baby.
00:40:18I saw what you put together
00:40:20on the old Mustang account there.
00:40:22Yes, what'd you think?
00:40:24Not exactly your best work.
00:40:28Well, if you got suggestions...
00:40:30Mike, I thought it looked like a rough draft.
00:40:32Especially coming from you.
00:40:36Is something going on?
00:40:40Nothing's going on.
00:40:42Nothing?
00:40:44I don't know. I thought it was good
00:40:46and if you think it needs work,
00:40:48then it needs work.
00:40:50Did you hear that?
00:40:52Really?
00:40:54Yeah, Shirley.
00:40:56Well, sometimes Shirley, sometimes the other ones.
00:40:58She has a whole bunch of girls working.
00:41:00Really?
00:41:02Show him the card.
00:41:06Oh my God, look at that.
00:41:08She's very enterprising.
00:41:10Hmm.
00:41:16I don't know.
00:41:24I saw the card.
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:32Yeah, well, someone's bound to catch, huh?
00:41:46About what?
00:41:48There's so many guys
00:41:50calling now while your wife's bound to get suspicious.
00:41:52So just call it off.
00:41:54You don't need to...
00:41:56$200?
00:41:58Look at risk, look at reward.
00:42:02Good night.
00:42:04Hey!
00:42:06Get back in your car!
00:42:08Leave me alone!
00:42:10You made those cards? Is that what you wanted to do?
00:42:12I thought this was about us.
00:42:14I thought this was all about us.
00:42:16I stood right here.
00:42:18You fucking took that money out of your wallet
00:42:20and fucking handed it to me.
00:42:22So don't try to make me feel guilty.
00:42:24You didn't realize how over your head you are, did you?
00:42:26You're risking everything with teenagers.
00:42:28I don't want them.
00:42:30Hi, Dad.
00:42:32Hi.
00:42:38The price is going up.
00:42:40$300 from here on out.
00:42:44Okay.
00:43:14Are you here for a reason
00:43:16or just to, like, be annoying?
00:43:18You like this jacket?
00:43:20Where'd you get it?
00:43:22Somerset.
00:43:24Hmm.
00:43:26Do you want to borrow it sometime?
00:43:28It's probably too big on me.
00:43:30They had them in black, too.
00:43:32Dad says no more cash until I get my grades up.
00:43:38I could help you get some.
00:43:44Hi.
00:43:46Brenda.
00:43:48Uh, I'm busy tonight,
00:43:50so is it okay if Nadine sits?
00:43:58Could I get both of you?
00:44:04It'll be all right.
00:44:06Just go.
00:44:14Oh, my God.
00:44:16Check it out.
00:44:18Brenda.
00:44:20Go, go, go.
00:44:24Hey.
00:44:26What's up?
00:44:28Where were you at lunch?
00:44:30I was chilling with the Hats.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:34Um, do you have my 20%?
00:44:36I didn't go.
00:44:38What?
00:44:40Oh, Jesus.
00:44:42He didn't care.
00:44:44That's fucking...
00:44:46It's fine.
00:44:50You have my 20%?
00:44:52We can help you with the mail.
00:44:54Shut up.
00:44:56Why should I pay you anything?
00:44:58I fucked the guy.
00:45:00This is how it works, Nadine.
00:45:02I arrange the appointments.
00:45:04I make sure everything is cool.
00:45:06I get a percentage of what you make.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:14It's 60.
00:45:24So, should I add you to the roster
00:45:26or are you just a one-timer?
00:45:28I'll do it again.
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:32You'll miss your bus.
00:45:34Hello.
00:45:36George, it's Nadine.
00:45:38I'm sure you remember me.
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:42A couple of friends of mine
00:45:44want to get into babysitting.
00:45:46I actually have something arranged with Shirley.
00:45:48George, Shirley's friends
00:45:50aren't like these girls.
00:45:52And, George,
00:45:54let's keep this between us.
00:45:56Oh, watch your head.
00:45:58Sorry. Oh, God.
00:46:04Slow it.
00:46:06Slow down, okay?
00:46:26I only got two calls last week.
00:46:28I'm telling you,
00:46:30it's fucking Nadine.
00:46:32Nadine?
00:46:36Brenda?
00:46:38Hey.
00:46:40Come here.
00:46:42What's up?
00:46:46Is Nadine doing business on the side?
00:46:48No.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:52You sure?
00:46:54I don't think so.
00:46:56Can you find out?
00:46:58How?
00:47:00Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:47:04Thanks.
00:47:08She's lying.
00:47:20No extra money
00:47:22or phone numbers?
00:47:24No, nothing like that.
00:47:26Okay, well, what about her locker?
00:47:28Locker?
00:47:30Um...
00:47:32I don't think, no.
00:47:34You looked?
00:47:36I saw it in there the other day.
00:47:38Okay. Thanks, Brenda.
00:47:40You okay?
00:47:42Uh-huh.
00:47:44Are you sure?
00:47:58What the hell are you doing?
00:48:00Just that guard.
00:48:02What's that guard for?
00:48:04We're wasting time.
00:48:06Shirley, come on, Shirley.
00:48:08I told you we should have called Jerry.
00:48:10Shirley.
00:48:14Hey, I told you.
00:48:16This is breaking, that drink.
00:48:18Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
00:48:20We're already here. Nothing's broken.
00:48:22Yeah, well, it's not right, okay?
00:48:24It's just not right.
00:48:26Michael's having a moral crisis.
00:48:36I thought you had the combination.
00:48:38What are you doing?
00:48:42Careful.
00:48:56Fuck!
00:48:58Fuck!
00:49:00Fuck, it's right there! Fuck, it's a draw!
00:49:02Okay, that's it. Let's go. Come on, let's go.
00:49:04I can't leave it like this.
00:49:06They'll ask me and Dean who trashed your locker.
00:49:08She'll point to us.
00:49:10We can't fix this, okay? She's obviously insane.
00:49:12Screw you, pervert.
00:49:14Hey, you need help.
00:49:16Grow up.
00:49:18Bite me.
00:49:20Everyone stay cool.
00:49:26Ow!
00:49:56Fuck!
00:49:58Fuck!
00:50:24Shirley!
00:50:27One, two, three!
00:50:52Hey, I'm sorry. I had a real glaze.
00:50:54I've called every hospital,
00:50:56every police station.
00:50:58I'm sorry. I was in a conference.
00:51:00I couldn't hear the phone.
00:51:02I didn't want to call you and wake up the kids.
00:51:04Come on.
00:51:06Michael, I'm only going to ask you this once.
00:51:08Were you...
00:51:12No.
00:51:20Next time,
00:51:22you call me.
00:51:24Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
00:51:26I'm really sorry.
00:51:34Attention all students.
00:51:36There will be a mandatory assembly
00:51:38at 11.15 in the auditorium.
00:51:40Attendance will be taken.
00:51:48You do not steal my clients.
00:51:50You do not take money
00:51:52out of my pocket.
00:51:54And you do not walk around
00:51:56in $1,200 worth of shit
00:51:58assuming no one's going to notice.
00:52:00And everyone
00:52:02gives me a cut.
00:52:06You fuck no one,
00:52:08not even your prom date,
00:52:10without my say-so.
00:52:12I would hope after today,
00:52:14no one here would doubt how serious I am.
00:52:16You're missing the assembly.
00:52:34Shirley Liner,
00:52:36you could use a vacation.
00:52:38Yeah?
00:52:40Well, actually,
00:52:42I was thinking.
00:52:44More like a working vacation.
00:52:46Jerry's got a place open for him.
00:52:52What are those?
00:52:54Permission slips.
00:52:56Hey, dude, don't forget to feed the fish, all right?
00:52:58Yeah, nice. That's nice.
00:53:00These ridiculous company retreats.
00:53:02I'm sorry. Trying to teach us teamwork, blindfolded...
00:53:04Just try to have a good time. It could be fun.
00:53:06Oh, all right.
00:53:08All right.
00:53:10I'll see you Sunday, okay?
00:53:12I don't get a kiss?
00:53:14I love you.
00:53:16Okay.
00:53:26Hey.
00:53:28You want to get something to eat?
00:53:30What time is it?
00:53:32Oh, it's dinner time.
00:53:34Seriously?
00:53:36What are you doing?
00:53:38Oh, my God.
00:53:40Hey, Jerry.
00:53:42You kill all these animals?
00:53:44I'm free.
00:53:48Oh.
00:53:50Oh.
00:53:52Wow.
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:56Oh, my God.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:02Stop.
00:54:04Please, please, please, please.
00:54:06I'm allergic to fire. I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:12Hi.
00:54:14You nervous?
00:54:16Come in.
00:54:24Ah!
00:54:32Hi.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:06Hey.
00:55:08Get up.
00:55:10Hey.
00:55:12Take one of those.
00:55:14Medicine.
00:55:20What is it?
00:55:22Don't let it spill.
00:55:24Looks like you pee your pants.
00:55:28You ever, uh...
00:55:30You ever take a turn with any of the other girls?
00:55:38You know who's really...
00:55:42Really special?
00:55:44Brenda.
00:55:48Every time I get her, I leave a little extra on the tip.
00:55:50Because...
00:55:52It's not like she does anything...
00:55:56Particularly...
00:55:59Wild.
00:56:01Nothing I can put my...
00:56:03Pinpoint on.
00:56:09It's more like...
00:56:13You know, she's just so young and dumb.
00:56:15She has no idea
00:56:17What she gets from us.
00:56:19She just has no idea.
00:56:21And one day, she's gonna look back
00:56:23And say, wow, that was...
00:56:25It's really
00:56:27Something special.
00:56:29There's something special, man.
00:56:35Uh...
00:56:37We're the best thing that's ever gonna happen to these girls.
00:56:41Ow!
00:56:43You're the greatest.
00:56:45Uh, need any help?
00:56:47No, I'm fine.
00:56:49How are you doing?
00:56:51I'm doing great.
00:56:53Come on, baby.
00:56:55You know what I'm saying?
00:56:57Stupid old people
00:56:59Think ex makes you horny.
00:57:07It's like luminescent.
00:57:09It's so...
00:57:11Oh, gosh.
00:57:13Oh!
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:17Oh!
00:57:19Toledo.
00:57:23Oh, yeah.
00:57:25Much too long.
00:57:27Uh-huh.
00:57:29Much too long.
00:57:33I spent my whole life
00:57:35Singing all the songs
00:57:37I walked and ran and crawled
00:57:39And hitchhiked and ran
00:57:41No one I ever met
00:57:43Would ever call me a friend
00:57:45Yeah!
00:57:47Ow!
00:57:49Trying to keep myself from fainting
00:57:51Oh, my God!
00:58:21Ow!
00:58:51No.
00:59:01No, I go right
00:59:03Dry.
00:59:15Too many water.
00:59:21No.
00:59:31Hey, come here.
00:59:33Get away.
00:59:39I'm in here.
00:59:41Brenda, are you okay?
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:45Can I come in?
00:59:47Just a second.
00:59:51Oh, there.
00:59:53Sorry.
00:59:55What's wrong?
00:59:57I wanted to stop.
00:59:59Did you take too much?
01:00:01I don't know.
01:00:03Not a lot.
01:00:05Come over here.
01:00:07I'll try and talk you down.
01:00:09I used to be really good at that.
01:00:11Yeah?
01:00:13What you want to do is...
01:00:15I'm really sweaty.
01:00:17Don't look at me.
01:00:19Don't look me in the eyes.
01:00:21Just focus on your eyes.
01:00:23What's the matter?
01:00:29What's the matter?
01:00:31I don't like looking at myself.
01:00:33What are you talking about?
01:00:37Look at that face.
01:00:39Oh, my God.
01:00:41Look at those eyes.
01:00:45Beautiful, beautiful eyes.
01:00:47They're green
01:00:49with little specks of blue.
01:00:51Jim, stop.
01:00:53I can't help it.
01:01:13Guys, it's time to go to bed, all right?
01:01:15You guys, come on.
01:01:17Don't touch me, all right?
01:01:19Just don't touch me.
01:01:21Come on, guys, let's go to bed, all right?
01:01:29No, I got to get out of here.
01:01:31I got to get out of here.
01:01:37Scott?
01:01:39Brenda, what is going on?
01:01:41Go!
01:01:43Go!
01:01:45Go!
01:01:51Brenda.
01:01:53Who's slamming the door?
01:01:55She was babysitting.
01:01:57She called me hysterical.
01:01:59Should I call your mom?
01:02:01No.
01:02:03I'm sorry.
01:02:05What happened?
01:02:07I can't.
01:02:09It's okay.
01:02:11This isn't me.
01:02:13I'm not... Brenda, calm down.
01:02:15I can't do it anymore.
01:02:17I go out for you,
01:02:19and I do these things with strangers,
01:02:21and then I get home,
01:02:23and I got to wash the stuff out of my hair
01:02:25before my parents...
01:02:27Shh!
01:02:29I can't do it anymore.
01:02:31Listen to me, Brenda.
01:02:33You want out?
01:02:35You are out.
01:02:37But be quiet.
01:02:39What's going on?
01:02:41Family problems.
01:02:43Yeah, no shit.
01:02:45I got to go.
01:03:01I got in.
01:03:05I graduate a year early.
01:03:07I'm done in June.
01:03:09So you're leaving me?
01:03:11You can't let Brenda go.
01:03:13She'll tell everyone.
01:03:15Are you getting scared all of a sudden?
01:03:17Afraid the Ivy League doesn't take hookers?
01:03:19She's not gonna turn herself in
01:03:21if she's still in the club.
01:03:23Don't blow this, Shirley.
01:03:25We've worked too hard.
01:03:28Go home.
01:03:32You have a test tomorrow.
01:03:44Ugh!
01:03:46Get away!
01:03:48Don't hurt him!
01:03:50Get away!
01:03:52You're gonna go through this!
01:03:54Don't look at me!
01:03:56Don't look at me!
01:03:58Call your sister and shut the fuck up!
01:04:00Or we're gonna fuck her up!
01:04:02Leave her the fuck alone!
01:04:04Fuck!
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:12What happened?
01:04:14Nothing happened.
01:04:16Did you see my thing again?
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:41What did you do?
01:04:43What's your problem?
01:04:45Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot.
01:04:47You're losing it.
01:04:49I told you to leave Brenda alone.
01:04:51I didn't go near Brenda.
01:04:53I did it for you.
01:04:55A few months from now, I'm gone.
01:04:57Who's gonna back you up?
01:04:59You're in control.
01:05:01I'm not of you. I'm not.
01:05:03This was always your game, Shirley.
01:05:05I was just here to play.
01:05:19Hey, what are you doing home early?
01:05:21Mikey's principal called.
01:05:23Mikey told his teacher to...
01:05:25To F off.
01:05:27It's not funny.
01:05:29No, I know.
01:05:31Your son is laughing out already.
01:05:33He's not even 12.
01:05:35Why are you home now?
01:05:37I got taken off the Mustang account.
01:05:41You got fired?
01:05:43No, I didn't get fired.
01:05:45They're just moving me to an account
01:05:47that's a little less high-profile, that's all.
01:05:49So, in other words, a demotion?
01:05:51Well, did you tell them
01:05:53what's going on with the kids?
01:05:55Just stop it.
01:05:57You've been working as hard as you can.
01:05:59I'm a grown man, and I can argue my own points.
01:06:01I argued it, and that's the way it is.
01:06:03It's everything we're working for.
01:06:05How much do you want?
01:06:07How much is gonna make you happy?
01:06:09We have it.
01:06:11How much security do you need?
01:06:13Oh, my God.
01:06:15I can't have this talk with you right now.
01:06:17I'm sorry.
01:06:19Every single time.
01:06:21If you have a problem with me, tell me.
01:06:23If I'm doing something wrong, just tell me.
01:06:25I shouldn't have to tell you
01:06:27if you've done something wrong.
01:06:29I'm not your conscience.
01:06:31Why don't you go upstairs and talk to your son?
01:06:33I'm gonna go to the Friday meeting.
01:06:35What do you mean?
01:06:37You're going to the Friday?
01:06:39But we had plans.
01:06:41Yeah, well, plans change.
01:06:49Hey, champ.
01:06:53Okay.
01:06:55So what was the name of that teacher, huh?
01:06:57Miss LaBette.
01:07:01Well, dude, you can't go out on F and P.
01:07:03I already heard it from Mom.
01:07:05I know how you feel, man.
01:07:07I know how you feel.
01:07:09I get angry, too.
01:07:11I get angry with my boss,
01:07:13because he never listens to me,
01:07:15and he has all these silly rules
01:07:17just because he likes to tell people what to do.
01:07:19You know?
01:07:21Why?
01:07:29I should just tell him to go fuck off.
01:07:31Right?
01:07:33I should tell him to go fuck himself.
01:07:35That's what I should do.
01:07:37Hey, are you hungry?
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:41How does a large pizza sound to you?
01:07:43Okay.
01:07:45No olives in case I want some,
01:07:47and ask Adam what he wants.
01:07:49And don't forget to tip the guy.
01:07:51Oh, where are you going?
01:07:53Oh, dude,
01:07:55you don't mind taking care of Adam for me?
01:07:57Not at all.
01:07:59Thank you, man.
01:08:01And remember, no olives.
01:08:03And this, this is for you.
01:08:09What?
01:08:11You've had this appointment for weeks.
01:08:13My dad says if I fail this test,
01:08:15I can't go to Cancun this summer.
01:08:17Can't you find somebody else?
01:08:19Are you kidding?
01:08:21Look, I'm sorry, okay?
01:08:23I just can't do it.
01:08:25What was that?
01:08:27My wife.
01:08:29I'll talk to you later.
01:08:35She has it coming, Brenda.
01:08:43Doesn't this part come later?
01:08:45Gail canceled my date.
01:08:47Oh.
01:08:49Yeah.
01:09:09Yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
01:09:11Yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry
01:09:13about the pills
01:09:15and where that whole thing just...
01:09:19I don't know.
01:09:21But, Gail, you know, Gail and I
01:09:23just, we're not...
01:09:25Gail and I, I don't think we're...
01:09:27Please don't say it.
01:09:29I mean...
01:09:31Yeah, we're awful people.
01:09:35We probably deserve each other.
01:09:38But it's just something
01:09:40to be nostalgic about later.
01:09:46You know,
01:09:48I've been full of shit for most of my life,
01:09:50but some of the stuff
01:09:52that comes out of your mouth is just so...
01:09:54What do you expect's gonna happen?
01:09:56I don't know. I've never known.
01:09:58We're gonna run away together?
01:10:00Just fuck you to everyone who loves us
01:10:02or depends on us?
01:10:04What do you think's gonna happen?
01:10:06Hey.
01:10:08You're the first thing that I've wanted in 15 years.
01:10:10I just can't have you be part of my secret life anymore.
01:10:12Do you understand?
01:10:14I need you.
01:10:16I need you in every piece of my life.
01:10:18I need you every minute of it.
01:10:20I deserve it.
01:10:28Why do you have to do this?
01:10:30Why can't you just leave it alone?
01:10:32You want me to pay you? Is that what you want?
01:10:34You want me to pay you? Is that all this is to you?
01:10:36I pay you to listen to me,
01:10:38pay you to be with me, pay you to love me.
01:10:40I pay you just to...
01:10:42I don't want this between us anymore.
01:10:44You understand? I don't need that anymore.
01:10:46Just tell me I can get you back.
01:10:48Tell me I can get every piece of you.
01:10:52It's too late.
01:10:56Who's up here?
01:11:04Do you know this is private property?
01:11:06No, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
01:11:08What are you doing up here?
01:11:10I just like trains.
01:11:12I like just looking around.
01:11:16Anyone else here with you?
01:11:18No. You sure?
01:11:20Yeah, I'm...
01:11:22It says there's no one.
01:11:24I just like trains. That's why I came to look around.
01:11:26That's all.
01:11:28Well, it's time for you to go.
01:11:30Yes, sir. Thank you.
01:12:34Come on.
01:12:38Come on. Sit down.
01:12:40Sit down.
01:12:42Stay down.
01:12:48Hello?
01:12:50It's Shirley.
01:12:52Is Brenda there?
01:12:56She can't come to the phone.
01:13:00Well,
01:13:02then can I talk to Nadine?
01:13:04She's busy.
01:13:06Scott, just put her on the phone.
01:13:10She's babysitting.
01:13:16I'm trying not to hold anything against you.
01:13:20Please don't call here again.
01:13:32What the fuck?
01:13:34What the fuck are you doing?
01:13:38Hello?
01:13:40Nadine did it again.
01:13:44She's taking business behind my back.
01:13:46She's fucking someone right now.
01:13:48I know where she goes.
01:13:50Where are you?
01:13:56There. Turn.
01:13:58There. Turn.
01:14:10You owe me for this bullshit, Shirley.
01:14:12You owe me big time.
01:14:18Hey, what are you...
01:14:20Hey!
01:14:22You got it.
01:14:24Shut the fuck up.
01:14:26Shut the fuck up. Come here.
01:14:28Wait!
01:14:34What did I tell you?
01:14:36What did I do, Nadine?
01:14:38I can't control you.
01:14:40Let go!
01:14:42No!
01:14:44No!
01:14:56No!
01:15:16Dad?
01:15:26Dad?
01:15:33You had it coming.
01:15:35You had it coming.
01:15:39You had it coming.
01:15:56We all lead secret lives.
01:16:26Even if only in our heads.
01:16:36I guess the question is why?
01:16:44Aren't there easier ways to pinch myself awake?
01:16:56I'm not asking forgiveness for the things I've done.
01:17:01My sins are mine to live with.
01:17:25I guess it was just one of those moments.
01:17:32A unique detail in an otherwise ordinary life.
01:17:55I guess it was just one of those moments.