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00:00The World Wrestling Federation, for over 50 years,
00:04the revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
00:09Do not adjust your television set, no,
00:12because the darkness is provided by The Undertaker.
00:16But that stinky rotten smell emanating from your television set is
00:21a result of Jerry The King Lawler's feet.
00:25Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw.
00:28McMahon here, along with that stinky tooth, whose feet are rotten.
00:34So what, McMahon?
00:35You're lucky this isn't Smell-O-Vision.
00:37I'll tell you, it's great.
00:38You're lucky I'm even here, you know why?
00:40I almost got arrested this morning for sock abuse.
00:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:44Sock abuse?
00:45That's right.
00:46Wait until you smell these feet.
00:49The Undertaker, the phenom on his way to the square and circle.
00:53The Undertaker to beat single competition here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
00:57Notwithstanding the fact that the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels will join us.
01:03Plus, Psycho Sid and Tataka on a collision course with Big Daddy Cool and
01:07Bam Bam Bigelow at the King of the Ring.
01:10But tonight, Sid and
01:12Tataka will face the awesome, powerful team of the Head Shrinkers.
01:17The Undertaker, feel the presence, feel the ambiance.
01:22The cold chill falling over this compassionate crowd.
01:26But it still can't compare with those stinking, rotten, fetid, putrid feet.
01:32Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen, to Monday Night Raw.
01:37Vince McMahon, Jerry The King, all around The Undertaker in the ring.
01:42And The Undertaker going right away for Mike McReynolds, The Undertaker.
01:47The Undertaker, The Undertaker, The Undertaker, The Undertaker,
01:52The Undertaker, The Undertaker, The Undertaker, The Undertaker, The Undertaker,
01:58The Undertaker going right away for Mike McReynolds, The Undertaker.
02:02Will it chop up under the throat?
02:03The Undertaker means business.
02:05We are unquestionably seeing a far more aggressive Undertaker than we have seen
02:09in a long, long time.
02:10Off the rope, McReynolds uptown, he goes.
02:13The Undertaker on a collision course this Sunday night at the King of the Ring.
02:19And imagine if you would,
02:20The Undertaker in the ring against the 568 pound Mabel.
02:25Yeah, I'm thinking about it right now, McMahon.
02:27And I think that The Undertaker is looking ahead past Mabel to try to get his hands
02:32on Kama, but that's gonna be a big mistake for The Undertaker.
02:35Because how is he gonna tombstone Mabel at 568 pounds?
02:40He can't do that to Mabel.
02:43I don't know about that, I would doubt it.
02:46But then again, who would doubt the powers of The Undertaker?
02:50The Undertaker, ladies and gentlemen, as we said before,
02:53far more aggressive than we have seen him as of late in the region.
02:56But then Omar puts in a buckle, well, there's no more urn.
03:00Or at least not in the presence of the urn.
03:02It's in the form of a necklace around Kama's neck.
03:07And Kama, ladies and gentlemen, squares off against Shawn Michaels.
03:13The winner of that match will face the winner of the Undertaker-Mabel match.
03:19This is the first time The Undertaker has attempted to become the WWF King of the Ring.
03:26That's right, everybody wants to be a king.
03:29But why are you sitting so far away from me?
03:31I can't believe this, this is awful.
03:33I mean, those decaying feet of yours,
03:37it's something that The Undertaker perhaps would have dug up.
03:42Well, I gotta admit, these hot TV lights are really making it start to cook,
03:46I'll tell you.
03:47What about the weather, and look at this, down to the canvas.
03:51The Undertaker sending Mike McReynolds down to the canvas,
03:54much like he might be able to send Mabel, yes.
03:59I don't think so, 568 pounds, McMahon.
04:02He's gonna have to try to scare him into submission or something.
04:05The Undertaker drawing power from his many,
04:08many fans and creatures of the night, and look at this.
04:12Mike McReynolds is about to be tombstone.
04:16Imagine if that's Mabel, and the impact of that extraordinary maneuver by
04:21that extraordinary creature, The Undertaker.
04:24Will he be the next King of the Ring?
04:28We'll find out on Sunday night.
04:31There are some of the fans about ringside.
04:32I'm telling you, when the wind blows this way,
04:38those smelly, sour, spoiled- How do you know that's my feet?
04:44Maybe your roll-on rolled off.
04:47No, that couldn't be it, as we take a look at McReynolds,
04:49who is being placed in a body bag, as far as I'm concerned.
04:52Those feet of yours should be in some sort of a vacuum.
04:55They should be hermetically sealed.
04:57What are you talking about?
04:59These feet are just now getting ripe.
05:02Ripe.
05:03I wish you would just kind of lean over here and take a whiff.
05:07A whiff? Come on, man.
05:08I don't have to lean over.
05:09Stop it.
05:11Undertaker ready to cart off the body bag.
05:14Yet to come now, ladies and gentlemen, a little bit later on the tag team matchup.
05:18We'll see Sid, or should I say Psycho Sid,
05:20teaming up with Tataka to face the Head Triggers.
05:23And by the way, we will hear from the WWF Champion Diesel.
05:27Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow preparing for this Sunday to face the same team we'll
05:31see in action here tonight, Psycho Sid and Tataka.
05:35Okay, McMahon, all that is big news, but it all pales in comparison.
05:39That's right, I get it.
05:40Even you said it stinks, right?
05:42Well, let me tell you something.
05:43This is nothing, nothing compared to what my foot smells like right now, and
05:48to what my foot looks like right now.
05:50Bret Hart, let me tell you something.
05:52It's this Sunday night, King of the Ring, a Kiss My Foot match.
05:56Get ready, because I know, Bret Hart, that sometime in your career,
05:59you've probably seen ugly feet before.
06:01I know he's had a chance to see his mother Helen's feet, don't you think?
06:05And I know they're pretty.
06:07I know they look like wrinkled up old raisins.
06:10I know they're covered with calluses.
06:12But let me tell you this.
06:13There's still nothing compared to what my feet are gonna look like this Sunday night
06:18when you have to get down on your hands and knees and crawl across the ring and
06:23then pucker your lips and kiss my royal foot.
06:28I can't imagine that could happen, however, this Sunday on pay-per-view.
06:31But right now, what about live WWF action?
06:34The WWF's spectacular World Tour de Force will rock your world when it comes
06:38to your town.
06:40Catch it live tomorrow night as we cross the Atlantic and
06:43invade the point in Dublin, Ireland.
06:46On the 21st, we've got a date in Great Britain as we hit the NEC in Birmingham.
06:52On June 22nd, we take over the Royal Albert Hall in London.
06:57On the 29th, we make our way back to the USA at the Concord Resort Hotel in
07:02Kiamisha Lake.
07:03And on the 30th, we barrel into the Baltimore Arena.
07:07Don't miss your chance to see the WWF World Tour de Force.
07:11It's an international force to be reckoned with.
07:15And speaking of a force to be reckoned with, indeed, the Kiss My Foot match.
07:20His feet are awful.
07:21Adam Bomb's gonna be up next.
07:23Maybe he'll bring one of those pesticide bombs and drop it on your feet.
07:27Welcome back, everyone, to more Monday Night Raw.
07:29Now, last week, potential presidential candidate Bob Backlund continued
07:34his rallying against the evils of Rock and Roll.
07:37I mean, Man Mountain Rock in particular.
07:40Matter of fact, Backlund's rally, although, was not effective in preventing
07:44Man Mountain Rock from rocking down the house last week.
07:48Backlund was to have confronted Man Mountain Rock after Rock's matchup.
07:53And confronting him, he did.
07:54No, not exactly.
07:56Look at this.
07:57I swear it all steps right here.
07:58Back in the locker room area, the guitar drops to the floor.
08:02Accidentally.
08:04Is this an accident?
08:05Watch this.
08:06Well, it's like he's holding your feet or something.
08:08Look, he can't stand the smell of it.
08:09He drops the guitar down, kicks it, then from there, dumps trash all over it.
08:14Bob Backlund is out of control.
08:15That's what beings don't understand.
08:18You know, I don't believe you, Bob Backlund.
08:21You know, I don't care what your political platform is, man.
08:25What you did to my guitar, that's my soul, man.
08:29If you wanted to get my attention, Bob, you got it.
08:34And indeed, what's gonna happen there, ladies and gentlemen?
08:37Bob Backlund is gonna confront Man Mountain Rock.
08:39And yes, you can bet there's gonna be an explosion for sure.
08:42Adam Bob on his way, along with many other WWF superstars,
08:47including the champion Diesel, on his way to the Special Olympics.
08:55Ladies and gentlemen, it's the world's largest sporting event.
08:59Beginning July 1, in the state of Connecticut, the Special Olympics World Games.
09:05And there's a young man, look out from behind.
09:06Yeah.
09:08Going to work on Adam Bob, ladies and gentlemen, Bill Payne.
09:11And Payne surprising Adam Bob, which is exactly what would happen if,
09:16in fact, Jerry The King Lawler were victorious over The Hitman Bret Hart.
09:21That would be a surprise.
09:22Why would that be a surprise, McMahon?
09:24Tell me, I've defeated him every time I've gotten in the ring with him.
09:27I can't believe the stunt that you pulled this past weekend,
09:31causing Bret to hit Man Hart to what would appear to be a certain victory.
09:34You caused it, Bret Hart, along with his opponent, The Hot Man, to be counted out.
09:39All I did, McMahon, was go down to the ring.
09:41I just wanted to get a closer look at Bret Hart.
09:44And somehow, he acted as if he smelled something that wasn't very pleasant.
09:49And he ran, he ran away.
09:50Payne for the ride.
09:52By the way, can you believe it or you won't believe it?
09:55The cover of the current edition of the WWF magazine available tomorrow.
09:59Ladies and gentlemen, who dropped it?
10:00Who's on the cover?
10:02Yeah, it's me.
10:03It's great, McMahon.
10:04You know, as a matter of fact, this edition of the magazine is endorsed by the APA.
10:11The APA?
10:12Yeah, that's the American Podiatrist Association.
10:15Yeah, sure, right.
10:16By the way, we would like to wish well the recruitment of effort of the bad guy
10:21himself, Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen.
10:24It is questionable to whether or not he will be able to participate in the King of
10:28the Ring, this coming Sunday.
10:30Boy, the WWF superstars are following like flies, aren't they?
10:33First Diesel.
10:34Look at all of those flies.
10:37They are just all over your, you won't believe all these flies all over your feet.
10:43Wasp and- First Diesel went down, now Razor Ramon.
10:47And next, it's gonna be Bret Hart.
10:49He'll be suffering from foot and mouth disease.
10:52On the top rope, Adam Bomb and Bill Payne is, down to the canvas.
11:01A cover by Adam Bomb, a count it a victory.
11:04What a bomb, ladies and gentlemen, victorious.
11:10Jerry the King Lawler in the first ever Kiss My Foot match.
11:14Imagine that, this Sunday night on pay-per-view.
11:17Hey everybody, Todd Pettengill with your King of the Ring report and of course, a proud
11:29member of the Bomb Squad.
11:31Believe it or not, the third annual King of the Ring Spectacular happens this Sunday night,
11:36June the 25th, from the sold out Core State Spectrum in Philadelphia, 7 o'clock Easter,
11:414 Pacific, totally live on pay-per-view.
11:44Nobody does pay-per-view like the World Wrestling Federation.
11:48We're talking almost three hours of excitement and drama.
11:51So get on the horn and call your local cable company to place your order.
11:55Let me run the entire card of action for this Sunday night's King of the Ring Spectacular.
11:59The main event, of course, that huge tag matchup.
12:02Big Daddy Cool Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow taking on Sid and Tatanka.
12:07Will Diesel's elbow be ready?
12:09How will Big Daddy and The Beast work together for the very first time as a team?
12:13Who knows what's going to happen in this one.
12:15However, we'll get a little preview for you tonight, because still to come here on Raw,
12:19Sid and Tatanka take on the Mighty Hedge Shrinkers.
12:23This year's King of the Ring Spectacular will also play host to the outrageous Kiss My Foot
12:29match between the King Jerry Lawler and the legendary Hitman Bret Hart.
12:33Can you imagine the loser of this match kissing the other one's foot?
12:38Especially Jerry Lawler's.
12:40Now, King, let me ask you,
12:42it doesn't sound like the crowd there behind you is behind you.
12:46They're not gonna be in your corner this Sunday, I can tell you that.
12:50And neither is Todd Pettengill.
12:51There's not gonna be anybody close to my corner, but I wish you were, Pettengill.
12:55I wish you had a chance to smell my feet this coming Sunday.
12:58Hey, Pettengill, you know what they say?
13:00If the left one don't get you, the right one will.
13:03Take a look, take a smell, McMahon.
13:06Stop it.
13:06That's right, take a look at him.
13:08Bret Hart, get ready,
13:10because you're gonna see two feet that look worse than this this Sunday.
13:13Let's see, we got corns, we got calluses, and
13:16there's probably scabs on here that we can pull off somewhere.
13:19Look, what's under that?
13:21You wanna know, McMahon?
13:22Stop it.
13:22Smell it one time.
13:23There's jam in there.
13:24Let me tell you something, Bret Hart.
13:26Get ready, because you're gonna have to kiss him.
13:29That's the next, all the medicine in the world is not gonna cure what's on my feet.
13:33This Sunday, I've got him ready for you, and you're gonna have to pucker up.
13:36And kiss my royal foot.
13:41Smell it, you wanna kiss it now?
13:45Stop it.
13:45You know, you're disgusting.
13:47Let's see how the hitman Bret Hart feels about this matchup.
13:51You know, it's kind of strange how Jerry Lawler came up with this concept of a kiss
13:55your foot match.
13:56It's a nice little match in his mind.
13:59But you know, Jerry Lawler, you've cost me once.
14:02You cost me with Henry Godwin.
14:04I got counted out chasing you back to the dressing room.
14:07But I got you in this little match, and mark my words,
14:11you will kiss my feet, Jerry Lawler.
14:13And then I'm gonna make a little nice little match of my own.
14:15I'm gonna take that dirty, stinking foot of yours, and that ugly little face of
14:19yours, and I'm gonna put them together for a real nice match.
14:24I'll see you in the King of the Ring, slime ball.
14:26Man, what a classic battle it is gonna be, folks, the kiss my foot match.
14:31All right, now let's talk about the actual King of the Ring tournament itself.
14:34The ultimate test of strength and endurance.
14:37You wanna talk about excitement.
14:39A superstar must defeat three others in under three hours
14:43in the same night to become king.
14:45And one of these eight elite superstars will make it to the coronation ceremony
14:51and be crowned king.
14:52First round matchups, the six foot ten inch Undertaker
14:55will square off against the 515 pound Mabel.
15:00The hottest superstar in the World Wrestling Federation,
15:02the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, will face corporation representative,
15:07comma, the Supreme Fighting Machine.
15:09Two sports star, Bob Holly, will face off with Jeff Jarrett's roadie.
15:14And of course, we found out last week here on Raw, the bad guy, Raze Ramon,
15:18if doctors allow him to, will square off against the mammoth 641 pound Yokozuna.
15:26There is no question anything can happen in this single elimination tournament.
15:30Tom Petty saying, it's good to be king.
15:33And Elton John saying, I just can't wait to be king.
15:37And folks, the waiting will be over this Sunday night.
15:417 o'clock Eastern, 4 Pacific,
15:43live from the core state spectrum in Philadelphia on Pay Per View.
15:47From the originator, the innovator of Pay Per View, the World Wrestling Federation.
15:52Folks, coming up in 30 seconds, the Hedge Rinkers square off against Sid and Tatanka.
15:58Welcome back, everyone, and here they come.
16:00Take a look, if you would, at this monster, Psycho Sid.
16:05Behind him, Native American Tatanka.
16:07Behind Tatanka, Moneybags himself, the CEO of the corporation, Ted DiBiase.
16:16You gotta admit, McMahon, that's an unbeatable team.
16:19I don't care who you throw against them, who can beat them.
16:23I have my questions as well.
16:25Yeah, given the physical state of Big Daddy Cool, the WWF Champion Diesel.
16:30And perhaps the mental state of Bam Bam Bigelow.
16:32They're scared.
16:33No, they're not afraid.
16:34That's the one thing they're not.
16:36We will hear, ladies and gentlemen, from Diesel and Bam Bam a little bit later on.
16:40As we peer into the eyes of Sid, we're ready for action to commence.
16:43Stay with us.
16:45We're back, Sid and Tatanka are ready for action.
16:47The Hedge Rinkers are standing by.
16:49And speaking of standing by, Barry Dudinsky, let's make a deal.
16:52Hey Vince, thanks a lot.
16:54Take a look at tonight's t-shirt.
16:56It's the Diesel Power t-shirt.
16:57The one that belongs to the champ, the champ of the WWF.
17:02Here it is.
17:02It's available in small, medium, large, extra large, and of course, double XL.
17:08It's only $16 and available by dialing 1-800-TITAN91.
17:13We see the front of the shirt.
17:15And real quick, we're gonna turn it around and show the back of the shirt,
17:18just so everybody sees the WWF bug on the back of the shirt.
17:23It's Diesel, and he's the champ.
17:251-800-TITAN91, and that's how you get this t-shirt.
17:29Unbelievable tonight, man.
17:32And I can tell you this, Jerry The King Lawler, it takes talent.
17:35It takes tremendous talent to be able to take that t-shirt and turn it around.
17:39Hey, why don't you order one of the t-shirts like Diesel himself wears?
17:43It's got one short sleeve and one long sleeve to cover that horribly
17:47disfigured, mangled, scarred arm of his.
17:51Speaking of disfigured, my goodness.
17:54Imagine when your feet are, it's like they're decaying or something.
18:00As we speak here, these television lights are really, man, off.
18:04The Head Shrinkers in tag team action.
18:09Ready to lock up, ladies and gentlemen, with Psycho Sid and Native American Tataka.
18:15And you can bet Big Daddy Cool Diesel and Bam Bam looking on,
18:18because they will face Sid and Tataka this Sunday night at the King of the Ring.
18:24I predict that more people will tune in to see that, and of course,
18:27the Kiss My Foot match than watched the new Batman movie this weekend.
18:32You might be stretching it just a little bit.
18:35Everybody wants to see Brent kiss my, hey, look at those preachers.
18:38And again, the- Still here.
18:40Preachers of the night.
18:41Some fans of The Undertaker about ringside.
18:44And here we go with Fatu starting things off against Native American Tataka.
18:48They look like they're sort of in a daze.
18:49You think they got a whiff of my foot?
18:52No, they would be completely unconscious if that were the case.
18:54Come on, McMahon.
18:55I feel sorry for the first 15 rows of ringside at the Core State Spectrum this
19:00Sunday.
19:01Boy, those people in Philadelphia are used to stench.
19:04All right, now, that's enough.
19:05Fatu to the buckle.
19:06That's not gonna hurt him.
19:08Tataka, Ramsey's, look at this, and Tataka with a surprise look on his face.
19:13Fatu with a head- But down goes Tataka.
19:16Fatu, an extraordinary competitor.
19:19Fatu now with Tataka.
19:20And Fatu, this big 300 plus pounder, hammering away on Tataka.
19:26Just like I think Diesel and Bam Bam are gonna do as well.
19:29Look at Fatu go to work.
19:31Come on, ref, get in there.
19:33Look at Sid, he doesn't seem too concerned.
19:34He knows Tataka can take it.
19:36Can take it.
19:38To the buckle, and- See, what'd I tell you?
19:40Matter of fact, you were right.
19:42You know, Tataka, before this match, he told me that I might qualify to become
19:46an honorary Native American.
19:48What are you talking about?
19:49He said I could join the Blackfoot tribe.
19:51Maybe a fetid foot tribe, and look at this.
19:55Now, Tataka backing off of that.
19:58Fatu, on the receiving end of a move to the midsection,
20:00a chop down behind the neck.
20:02Native American Tataka hammering away on Fatu.
20:06Fatu and his partner, Sione, and wait a minute, what's this now?
20:10To the outside, but on his feet, Fatu.
20:13You said feet.
20:14You got feet on your mind, don't you?
20:16No, I don't have feet on my mind.
20:19Look at this, Tataka now coming in via the top rope.
20:22The official's starting to count, and a chop across the forehead.
20:26It means nothing to Fatu.
20:29Fatu, now, hammering away, a seesaw matchup here with Tataka and Fatu.
20:34Off the rope, and wait a minute, uh-oh.
20:37No, no, that's not gonna work.
20:38It's his head, not his- DDT, down he goes, and look at that.
20:42No one can get up.
20:44I mean, the thickness of Fatu's cranium must be something out of this world.
20:49Look at that, my goodness.
20:50Fatu now, loosening up a bit, ha ha.
20:55Yes, sir, and look up, as Sid will be tagged in.
21:01Uh-oh.
21:03That'll put an end to this dancing.
21:04And Fatu.
21:09A little moonwalking going on.
21:12Michael Jackson, eat your heart out.
21:14And, it's not gonna work either.
21:17But this might, and Sid is gonna be, yeah.
21:21Sid is gonna be seeing stars, I like this.
21:25Not only from the Hell Triggers, my goodness, but from Big Daddy Cool, and
21:30from Bam Bam Bigelow.
21:31And a right hand, Fatu hammering away on Big Psycho Sid.
21:35Off the rope, and over the top, and Sid there with a clothesline.
21:38What a devastating maneuver.
21:40Yeah.
21:41There's no question, when it comes to offense,
21:43no one can match this monster, Psycho Sid.
21:46On defense, that's another matter.
21:49He was just letting them get the big head, they already got the hard head.
21:53Yeah, right.
21:54And Ted DiBiase likes what he sees, down to the canvas.
21:59And Sid, right now, dominating the matchup.
22:03Drops the leg, will that be enough?
22:05Up we go for the cover, and kick out.
22:06No. The match continues.
22:09We're back, everyone, with more Monday Night Raw.
22:11And Psycho Sid continues to dominate Fatu.
22:15And look at, come on, Raph, turn around, Tatanka.
22:18Getting in his legs as well, see how he comes over.
22:20Get back, come on.
22:22Let's get some control here.
22:24Speaking of control, what kind of controller will we have?
22:26Wait a minute, there was no tag there.
22:28I heard it.
22:29Yeah, you heard it all right, but you didn't see it.
22:31Tatanka back in on Fatu.
22:34WWF champion, ladies and gentlemen.
22:36Questionable as to what kind of condition he will be in.
22:40He for sure will be participating in the matchup.
22:43He finally has doctor's clearance to do so, but
22:46nonetheless, there is a vulnerability.
22:49Diesel teaming up with Bam Bam.
22:51But prior to the King of the Ring, Big Daddy Cool will be this weekend out in
22:55Oklahoma City along with a number of NFL superstars and Hollywood all-stars.
23:00In a benefit softball game.
23:01Wait a minute, cover here.
23:03He gets to him.
23:04A kick out.
23:05Troy Aikman, Barry Sanders, Hershel Walker, Hollywood all-stars, and
23:09Big Daddy Cool in a charity softball game.
23:12Look out.
23:12This coming Saturday night, this Friday night, the banquet out in Oklahoma City.
23:16Benefits the Oklahoma Disaster Educational Fund.
23:19Look at that.
23:20Turn around, ref, turn around.
23:23Double team effort.
23:25And if Tatanka and Sid double team the WWF champion, what happens?
23:31I'll tell you right now, McMahon, it's not gonna be a pretty sight.
23:34Tatanka, Sid, softening up Diesel.
23:36And then Sid, lifting him high in the air for the powerbomb.
23:40What's gonna go next?
23:41Will it be his elbow?
23:42Will it be his back?
23:43His neck?
23:44Who knows, McMahon?
23:46And Sid really pouring it on Fatu.
23:49Fatu, yet to tag in his partner, Sion.
23:52Fatu, a former WWF Tag Team Champion.
23:56Did you hear the chant?
23:57Sid, or apparently Ted DiBiase paid someone off out there by ringside and
24:03said Sid rules the world.
24:05Well, listen to these people calling Ted DiBiase a wheezer.
24:10And again, Psycho Sid dominating the matchup.
24:15Sid, will he powerbomb Fatu?
24:18Will he powerbomb Sione?
24:20Here we go.
24:21Psycho Sid now.
24:22Watch this, ladies and gentlemen.
24:24Sid, no.
24:26Tagging Sione, Fatu reaching for the tag.
24:32Sid tags in Tatanka and.
24:35Get him, get him, get him, get him.
24:36No, not quite.
24:38Unfortunately, Tatanka cutting off the tag.
24:41And ladies and gentlemen, make no mistake about it.
24:44That will be the big factor that will declare who will win the tag team matchup.
24:49And I must say the advantage goes to Sid and
24:52Tatanka because they know how to function as a team.
24:55They have the team worked out.
24:57Bam Bam and Diesel yet to team up together.
25:01And a chop, no.
25:02Look at this, Sione.
25:04Blocking a chop, Sione now beating Tatanka to the punch.
25:07Tatanka off the ropes.
25:08Sione, missing with a kick from the other side now.
25:11Flying body press, no.
25:12Caught in midair.
25:14Unbelievable power by Sione.
25:17Goodness.
25:17To the canvas.
25:18Back cover.
25:19What a victory.
25:20They get.
25:21No.
25:21I thought it was three.
25:23Just two, just two.
25:24Back with the rest now.
25:26Again, Tatanka on the move, off the rope.
25:28And Tatanka from the near side now.
25:31Uh-oh.
25:32Big trouble.
25:33A pop back maneuver.
25:34Disqualified referee.
25:35That was an accident.
25:37I think it was.
25:38Look out.
25:39That was no accident, however.
25:41Sione taking it to Tatanka.
25:43Is Sycho said, let's put another cover.
25:45Can it do it?
25:45And just barely lifting the right shoulder, Tatanka.
25:49Did you hear the news, McMahon?
25:50Bret Hart is planning to move to New York City.
25:53What are you talking about?
25:54Well, this past weekend, New York was determined to be the most foul-mouthed
25:57city in the whole country.
25:59Please, look at.
26:00And after Bret Hart has to kiss my foot, he's gonna fit right in with the rest of
26:03those foul-mouthed, he'll have the most foul-mouthed of all.
26:06That could do it, no sin coming in.
26:08A yank of the hair, and an admonition by the official.
26:13Foul-mouthed city.
26:14Nothing could be any more foul than those feet.
26:20Nothing, I mean, nothing comes close to the outside, Tatanka.
26:25Tatanka better not get too big of that.
26:27And Sid, not paying attention.
26:30From behind.
26:31Look out, look at clothesline.
26:32Over the top rope, and, wait a minute, Hart too, giving it to Sid.
26:39Sione giving it to Tatanka as well.
26:41Who's the legal man in here?
26:42Look out, look at this, McMahon.
26:44There we go.
26:45Powerbomb.
26:46Are you watching, Diesel?
26:49Sid Powerbomb, no.
26:53Sid Powerbomb fought too.
26:55Threw him over the ropes, and now, look at this from behind.
26:58Hot clothes and a sweat clot on the impact of that clothesline from behind.
27:04Come on, ref.
27:06Ted DiBiase distracting the official.
27:08Are you kidding me?
27:08A powerbomb on the outside, unbelievable.
27:12That's it, that's it.
27:14Devastating maneuver, and DiBiase, a master, distracting the official.
27:19There's always mayhem, there's always pandemonium, and now, look at this.
27:23Sid throwing back Sione into the square circle, and Tatanka coming in.
27:27Is the powerbomb enough for the cover?
27:29The count, one, two.
27:31Yes, it is.
27:32That's how devastating, ladies and gentlemen, that powerbomb can be by Psycho Sid.
27:38You wonder, is Diesel saying to himself,
27:41am I going to be powerbombed on the outside of the ring?
27:45He's gotta be worrying about it, McMahon.
27:47He's gotta be scared to death.
27:48And Bam Bam, there's nothing he can say to console Diesel.
27:51Nothing he can say to give him the confidence that he's lacking.
27:56Well, it's gonna be a grueling match, no question of that.
27:58Just as the single competition wasn't in your house, Diesel versus Sid.
28:03And yes, things really started off with a roar with Big Daddy Cool and
28:07Psycho Sid, a grueling matchup within the match.
28:11Yes, the elbow damage, the right elbow from the chokeslam.
28:14And then from there, further damage done with the powerbomb.
28:18And even with all that adversity, Diesel able to kick out.
28:21The match was officially over.
28:23Tatanka came in, double team effort.
28:25There was gonna be another powerbomb, but no.
28:27Bam Bam Bigelow arrived on the scene.
28:29Bam Bam Bigelow returning the favor from Monday Night Raw.
28:33Bam Bam Bigelow cleaning house in this Raise the Yard.
28:38When Bam Bam was to face IRS on Monday Night Raw, this challenge was issued.
28:44Diesel, why don't the two of you get together and form a tag team combination?
28:48Because I've got a team in mind that would just love to face you.
28:52His name is Sid and Native American Tatanka.
28:55Yes, but nonetheless, there you see WWF Champion Diesel preventing a certain pin.
29:00Diesel in the corner of Bam Bam Bigelow, IRS.
29:03Upset over the call.
29:05And yes, that brought down Psycho Sid and Tatanka.
29:09Tatanka and Psycho Sid together this Sunday night against Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
29:16And Bam Bam Bigelow standing by.
29:20All right, gentlemen, it's this Sunday night.
29:22And you just saw Native American Tatanka and Psycho Sid in action.
29:26You must be wondering to yourself, Big Daddy Cool, you must be wondering,
29:30am I gonna be on the receiving end of a powerbomb?
29:34You just saw one by Big Sid.
29:35And if so, will the elbow split wide open?
29:39What happens if you are powerbombed once again this coming Sunday night?
29:45Well, I've taken one and I survived it.
29:47Though I was injured, I'm sure I can withstand another one.
29:49But that's not gonna happen, that's for sure.
29:51Well, you're certainly disappointed in the medical
29:54officials not allowing you to wrestle this past weekend.
29:57Bam Bam Bigelow, you were disappointed in that as well.
30:00Nonetheless, you picked up the slack.
30:02Well, who's gonna be picking up the slack for whom,
30:04if it's necessary, in the tag match this coming Sunday night?
30:09Well, Vince, what I know about the Million Dollar Corporation and
30:14Ted DiBiase and what Big Daddy knows about Sid,
30:20the only thing I see is a lot of positive energy.
30:23We got the right- Pardon me, gentlemen, but
30:24I detect a bit of lack of confidence here on your part.
30:27No, there's no lack of confidence.
30:28Confidence is what we have.
30:30What we have to deal with is Big Daddy's injury.
30:33I know his arm's hurting, but I wrestle Big Daddy cool.
30:40And I know what he's got.
30:41He's got heart.
30:42I got heart.
30:43We got the heart.
30:44We got what it takes, and we're gonna take it to him.
30:47All right, thank you very much for joining us, and best of luck.
30:50All right, McMahon, enough about Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow.
30:53I got some great footage I wanna show.
30:55Really?
30:56We'll look forward to the footage as well as Shawn Michaels,
30:58the Heartbreak Kid, in action.
30:59Stay tuned.
31:02Welcome back, everyone, to my Monday Night Raw.
31:04You hear the chant, we want Bret.
31:06Everyone does, except Jerry, the King.
31:08We're yet to come in action here this week.
31:10Shawn Michaels, ladies and gentlemen, the Heartbreak Kid.
31:13Plus, Hunter Hurst himself is gonna join us.
31:15What's this footage you're talking about?
31:16I wanna tell you what this footage is.
31:18I do want Bret, and I'm gonna get him this Sunday night.
31:21Let me tell you what this footage is.
31:22It involves torture, McMahon, and I'd love to torture Bret the Hitman hard.
31:26Torture? You think that's right?
31:27You think it wasn't torture for him on Mother's Day in a match that he had
31:31dedicated to his wrinkled up old mother, Helen, to see him lose to the King?
31:37That was torture, McMahon.
31:38But it's gonna be nothing compared to what is gonna happen when she sees you
31:42get down on your hands and knees this coming Sunday night and
31:46have to crawl across the ring, Bret Hart.
31:49And then take your lips and kiss my stinking foot.
31:53Look at these feet, huh?
31:54Hey, do these feet look familiar to you?
31:57I'll tell you why they do, Bret.
31:58Because this one is an exact replica of Stu Hart's foot.
32:03This big, fat, hammer-toed,
32:05Helen's foot is an exact replica of Bret Hart's foot.
32:08That's right.
32:09And this one, does this look familiar?
32:11This is his mother, Helen's foot.
32:13Look at that wrinkled up old foot.
32:14But look at the difference.
32:15You know what?
32:16Helen's foot is flat.
32:18All right, let's take a look at his footage, please.
32:21Yeah, take a look at this.
32:22I'll bet you peons are wondering just exactly where you are.
32:26Well, I thought I'd invite you on a personal tour of my little dungeon of torture.
32:31Take a look at this little jewel.
32:33I'd like to invite each and every one of you to have a seat sometimes.
32:37Or over here.
32:38Can you imagine the torture of being locked into this, huh?
32:42But that's nothing compared to the torture that eight men are gonna put
32:46themselves through in the King of the Ring tournament just to be called
32:51an imposter king, because I'm the real king.
32:54Take a look at this.
32:56Look at the name here.
32:58It's called the Fallbret, or Follybort.
33:01It was a forerunner to the guillotine, and it's so appropriate because of the name.
33:08It reminds me of you, Bret Hart, and it reminds me that you're gonna have to fall
33:12down on your hands and knees after I beat you at King of the Ring.
33:17You're gonna have to kiss my royal feet.
33:21Take a look at this rag, Bret Hart.
33:24Do you see this?
33:24I promise, you would rather be on the rack than have to kiss my feet.
33:29Sure, I got my boots on now.
33:30That's because I'm letting those corns and bunions and calluses fester and
33:35grow until the King of the Ring.
33:38And in front of the entire world, you're gonna have to pucker up and
33:42kiss my stinking royal feet.
33:45Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
33:48I can tell you it's torture just sitting out here next to you on these hot
33:52television lights, and boy, this is supposed to be air-conditioned.
33:55But the heat wave and everything, your feet are putrid.
34:02Take a bow, Hunter.
34:03Hunter Hearst Helmsley, undefeated, ladies and gentlemen.
34:06And Hunter Hearst Helmsley would certainly take great exception to the stench of
34:10those feet of yours.
34:12Hunter Hearst Helmsley squaring off against Buck Quartermain.
34:17Monday Night Raw is brought to you tonight by Peck Boys.
34:20Where automotive parts, accessories, and
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34:27Here we go, Quartermain in a standing side headlock.
34:31Make no mistake about Hunter Hearst Helmsley and his wrestling expertise.
34:34This man ranks right up there.
34:36That's right, and he's got a lot of class, too.
34:38Something that as I look out among these peons here, they are certainly lacking.
34:42Wait a minute.
34:43You, you're talking about class?
34:46Yes.
34:47How could, what sort of a mind comes up with this kind of a match anyhow?
34:51It's a great idea, you gotta admit.
34:53By the way, I wanna send my condolences to the Hart household.
34:57There was no joy there yesterday on Father's Day.
35:01Why's that?
35:01Well, Stu Hart wasn't there.
35:04Where was Stu?
35:05Well, see, just in case the unthinkable were to happen,
35:07I had sent a case of odor eaters to Bret Hart's house.
35:11And apparently, somebody slipped some in the Stu Hart shoes and he disappeared.
35:15You're right.
35:18They completely ate him up.
35:20Just keep on, just keep on.
35:23This Sunday night,
35:24the Hitman Bret Hart likely to have the last word in the Kiss My Foot match.
35:29Yeah, and it'll sound something like this.
35:30My toe will be right in his mouth.
35:35But when you think about it, you know, this match, the rules in this match are
35:39exactly like the rules in the qualifying rounds for the King of the Ring tournament.
35:43I mean, you can lose by any method whatsoever.
35:46That's right.
35:47I mean, if there's a disqualification, if Bret is a little overzealous,
35:50which he is likely to be, if Bret is disqualified, Bret loses the match.
35:55You lose the match if there's a count out, much less a pin or a submission.
35:58Anything can happen in the WWF, and
36:02that might be one of the reasons why you are so confident, Jerry Lawler.
36:05McMahon, do you think in your wildest dreams that I would have come up with this
36:09match if for one minute I thought I would have to kiss Bret Hart's foot?
36:12Nonetheless, I just can't imagine.
36:14The best there is, the best there was, and perhaps the best there ever will be.
36:17Crawling across the ring and kissing your feet, I can't imagine that.
36:21What a sight that'll be.
36:22What a glorious sight.
36:24Hunter Hearst Helmsley will love to see that, too.
36:26And Hunter pretty much dominating Buck Quartermain, ladies and gentlemen.
36:30An American blue blood, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
36:34Setting up Quartermain, coming off the rope now, and look at this maneuver.
36:38Down across the knee.
36:40By the way, next week right here on Monday Night Raw, put the title up for grabs.
36:45Yes, the Intercontinental title, that is.
36:47Double J, Jeff Jarrett, one-on-one with the Caribbean legend,
36:51taking the WWF by storm, Savio Vega.
36:56Now, that is going to be an extraordinary matchup.
36:58And the title's on the line next week.
37:01Wait a minute.
37:03And a double underhook, you know what, comes down.
37:06Yes, the pedigree, a devastating maneuver perfected by Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
37:11Count of three.
37:13Hunter Hearst Helmsley victorious.
37:15And notwithstanding his arrogance,
37:18Hunter Hearst Helmsley is an extraordinary competitor.
37:21Hello, guys, yeah, let's have some fun.
37:23Phew, that's what we smell right there, those guys.
37:25No, it's definitely your feet, they're rocked, oh, come on.
37:29During Double J's last encounter with Razor Ramon,
37:32Savio Vega came in and spoiled his house party.
37:36Who is this guy?
37:37Someone has come into the ring.
37:39Now, Jarrett is looking for revenge.
37:42And he's putting his title on the line in order to get it.
37:45Can this Caribbean legend defend the honor of a friend and
37:48become a true Intercontinental Champion?
37:51Find out next week on Monday Night Raw.
37:56What a matchup next week here on Monday Night Raw.
37:58But still yet to come, ladies and gentlemen, yes, the most flamboyant,
38:01perhaps the most charismatic WWF superstar in all the land.
38:05Yes, Shawn Michaels, the Heartbreak Kid.
38:09Bless me, Father, for I am tormented.
38:13What's troubling you, my dear?
38:15Two months ago, I started watching the new WWF generation with my husband.
38:19Suddenly, I felt this instant attraction.
38:23Razor Ramon, Shawn Michaels, Bret the Hitman Heart.
38:28Father, thoughts of these men consume my most intimate moments.
38:32I feel so unfaithful.
38:34Please forgive me.
38:35I think we can work something out.
38:40The new WWF generation, put your faith in us.
38:45Oh yeah, that promotional message recently reviewed at the Pro Max Convention by
38:50Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert.
38:52Siskel didn't like it at all.
38:54Ebert sort of liked it.
38:56I guess that's sort of like being reviewed by Beavis and Butthead.
38:59Yeah, exactly.
39:00Siskel also said he liked Congo.
39:03I've seen better film on teeth than that movie.
39:05Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen, talk about reviews.
39:10Anyone giving a review to the Heartbreak Kid would have to give it an A plus.
39:16Does this man know how to turn it on or what?
39:18Wait a minute, you better ask me for my review of the Heartbreak Kid.
39:22Might be a little low on it.
39:24The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.
39:27The ladies like him and the men can't believe his athleticism.
39:31He's ready to strut his stuff.
39:33When we return, stay with us.
39:35All right, Shawn Michaels ready to lock up with Gus Contraracas.
39:39Michaels on his way this Sunday night to lock up with another individual by
39:43the name of the Supreme Fighting Machine, Kama.
39:46What an opening round matchup that's gonna be.
39:48Yeah, you might see a different Shawn Michaels.
39:51He might not be so cocky and confident when Kama gets through with him.
39:54I don't know about that.
39:55What a matchup.
39:56Now coming up and Gus Contraracas down to the canvas.
39:59Michaels now leisurely comes over.
40:02Michaels so quick, so much agility, just a athletic prowess,
40:06second to none in the WWF as Michaels now being set up by Contraracas.
40:10So full of himself, he thinks he's the center of the universe, look at him.
40:14Whoa, look at this, right up cowboy.
40:17You think that's funny, don't you?
40:18I wish you'd try that with me.
40:19I'll tell you what's funny.
40:19What?
40:20I'll tell you what's funny is, just think about it.
40:22Just think about Jerry The King Lawler, ladies and gentlemen.
40:25So embarrassed next week, Jerry Lawler doesn't even show up on Monday Night Raw.
40:30Instead, he takes a ride over Niagara Falls just to end it all, I guess.
40:35What?
40:35Yeah, look at this, unbelievable.
40:37Hello.
40:38Hey, you know, a couple of people, look at this.
40:42Ha ha ha ha ha.
40:43Why don't you come over and sit by me, Shawn?
40:45Smell these feet.
40:46No, no, no, not even close.
40:47Yeah, come on, right over here.
40:48Ha ha ha ha ha.
40:51Michaels having some fun here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
40:53He will not be able to have this kind of fun against the Dream Fighting Machine,
40:57Kama.
40:59By the way, who was that going over at Niagara Falls?
41:02I know who you're talking about, this guy named Steve Trotter and a girl.
41:06No, no, that was Connie Chung and Marty Povich, wasn't it?
41:09No, no, no, they adopted a baby.
41:12Is it a baby boy?
41:13Yeah, it's a baby boy, and I bet they won't name it Dan.
41:16Well, they won't name it Jerry either, I can tell you that.
41:19Well, they should.
41:19Please.
41:20Contra Racas all over Shawn Michaels.
41:22Contra Racas on the offensive.
41:24And speaking, ladies and gentlemen, off competition.
41:27Again, everyone questioning the state of Razor Ramon.
41:29Jim Ross on the WWF hotline has all the information and
41:34also has some speculation as to what will happen.
41:37What sort of edict will President Jack Tunney come up with if Razor Ramon is
41:41unable to compete this Sunday night?
41:43The number to dial, 1-900-737 for WWF.
41:47And kids, remember, you must be 18 years old or have you.
41:49My parents' permission before calling, it's $1.49 per minute.
41:53But billing doesn't start until you choose your option.
41:56Look at Michaels.
41:58Again, Ross on some speculation that Jack Tunney just might make.
42:03But I would suggest Razor's gonna be there.
42:05The rope now in.
42:06Michaels with a boot and Contra Racas threw the ropes to the outside.
42:09Shawn Michaels pretty much toying around, if you would, against Gus Contra Racas.
42:16You better get all the toying over with tonight.
42:19And Michael.
42:21Top rope.
42:22And down, and Contra Racas running.
42:24Receiving it with a nice right hand by Shawn Michaels.
42:27Michaels, wait a minute.
42:29Not on the ropes.
42:31Yes, Contra Racas, step suplex, nicely done.
42:35Michaels down.
42:37Right back in the ring, the referee has to count.
42:40You know McMahon, you've been talking all night about my feet.
42:43Bret Hart's feet are no walk in the park either.
42:45Really?
42:46That's right.
42:47I heard that last Christmas when Bret hung up his stocking,
42:51all he got was a note from the health department.
42:52You're right.
42:54Just keep it up.
42:55My goodness, forget about it.
42:57And that'll lay Contra Racas out for good.
43:00There's a foot in the face.
43:02That's what this foot's done.
43:07There's come a supreme fighting machine to lock up with Shawn Michaels.
43:10And Michaels breaks the count going to the outside.
43:13Michaels now will have to wake up Contra Racas.
43:16After that, shoves him back into the ring.
43:19And the Heartbreak Kid, let's see what he does here.
43:22Well, I guess that's a pin of sorts.
43:25One more time.
43:27Very funny.
43:29It's capacity crowd, very much appreciating the flamboyance and
43:34the skill of Shawn Michaels.
43:36One more time.
43:41Michaels now with Contra Racas and here we go.
43:47That super kick is coming at him.
43:50Forget about it.
43:52If that happens to Kama, I assure you, Kama will go down for the count.
43:57Michaels victorious.
44:03Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
44:04Wait, Kama's in there.
44:06Shawn Michaels, Kama coming into the ring.
44:08Michaels with a drop kick.
44:09Kama to the outside, over the top.
44:11And Shawn Michaels, ladies and gentlemen, has cleaned the ring of Kama.
44:16Cannot believe it.
44:17Kama, wanting to get back in there.
44:20Kama not wanting to wait until this Sunday night.
44:22Wait a minute, and you've got somebody else.
44:28You've got The Undertaker.
44:31The Undertaker coming out to get a good look at Kama.
44:33Whoa.
44:35What is going on?
44:40The Undertaker, whom we saw earlier, coming out now to the ring.
44:44And Kama is not about to make a move.
44:47Not about to.
44:48He's trapped.
44:49They're getting trapped.
44:50Wait a minute.
44:51Here comes this huge monstrous Mabel.
44:54Mabel faces, The Undertaker better watch his back.
44:57He better watch his back.
45:00Mabel, Kama, Michaels, The Undertaker.
45:04Who knows what's gonna happen this Sunday night?
45:07Stay with us.
45:10Well, we have restored order back here at the arena, but nonetheless.
45:14Well, you can hear it, ladies and gentlemen, this capacity crowd.
45:17We want Bret Hart, and that's exactly what they're gonna get this Sunday night.
45:22Bret Hart in the first ever on pay-per-view Kiss My Foot match
45:25against Jerry The King Lawler.
45:27I can't believe you're so confident.
45:29I am so confident, because I know, McMahon, that I will win.
45:33I will beat you, Bret Hart.
45:35And I promise you this, this coming Sunday night,
45:38after you get down on your hands and knees and crawl across the ring.
45:42And I'm gonna tell you this, I'm not gonna make you kiss just one of my feet.
45:46You're gonna have to kiss both of my feet, Bret Hart.
45:49And then, you know what, McMahon?
45:51After he's kissed both of my feet, there's only one thing left for you to kiss.
45:55And you know what that is?
45:58You're gonna have to kiss your career goodbye, Bret Hart,
46:01because you won't be able to show your naked face in public after you kiss my feet.
46:07So long, everybody, till we see you this Sunday night.

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