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00:00Psycho Sid, undoubtedly the strongest, most ferocious offensive weapon in
00:05Ted DiBiase's million dollar arsenal.
00:07But some say when Psycho Sid encounters an opponent of equal stature,
00:12he turns tail and runs for cover.
00:14We first saw evidence of this two-sided behavior back in April.
00:18Sid, then bodyguard for the Heartbreak Kid,
00:21Shawn Michaels obediently backed down from Michaels reprimand.
00:25However, as soon as Shawn turned his back on the psychotic monster,
00:29Sid sprang into action, repeatedly power bombing the then defenseless Shawn Michaels.
00:34Fortunately, the WWF Champion Diesel on hand and
00:38his big daddy cool went to his friend Shawn Michaels' aid.
00:41Sid snuck out of the arena.
00:44And then later that same month, Bam Bam Bigelow met the WWF Champion Diesel.
00:48Yes, the title was up for grabs.
00:50But after Tataka caused Bam Bam to lose the match,
00:53Ted DiBiase ironically unleashed a verbal barrage and fired Bam Bam.
00:57But Bam Bam couldn't be fired, he quit the million dollar corporation on the spot.
01:02DiBiase sicked the corporation on Bam Bam, with Sid leading the pack.
01:07Once again, however, WWF Champion Diesel came to the rescue,
01:11unable to stand by and watch the injustice.
01:14But once again, Sid got out of town.
01:18Demanding a face-to-face encounter, WWF Champion Diesel put his title on the line
01:23to entice Sid into the ring in your house in May.
01:27Despite the pain of a severely injured elbow, Diesel kicked out of Sid's Powerbomb and
01:32delivered his own jackknife as the referee began to count.
01:36Tataka ended the match by disqualification,
01:39robbing the champion Diesel of a clean victory.
01:42The million dollar corporation then took out their frustration on the outnumbered
01:46champion just when Sid was about to deliver yet another devastating Powerbomb.
01:50Bam Bam Bigelow came to Diesel's aid, and again, Sid took off.
01:56Just three weeks ago, Diesel and Bam Bam met Sid and
02:00Tataka at the King of the Ring.
02:02Diesel jackknifed Tataka and had the opportunity to win the match there, but
02:07he wanted the satisfaction of pinning Sid.
02:10And once again, Sid backed down from the challenge, abandoning his partner Tataka.
02:16Now, in the final showdown, July 23 in Nashville, Tennessee,
02:21WWF Champion Diesel and Sid will meet at In Your House in a Lumberjack match.
02:2630 men will surround the ring, ensuring Sid will have no place to run,
02:31no place to hide.
02:33However, tonight, Sid doesn't seem to fear this situation.
02:37In fact, Sid believes Diesel will be the one in danger.
02:42Diesel, when they're afraid of a Lumberjack match, then I'll tell you why later.
02:51Welcome to the Run the Fun,
02:5639 Raw, first capacity
03:01crowd, anxiously awaiting
03:06the presence of the Caribbean
03:12legend, Sami Owens.
03:17Welcome everyone, I'm Vince McMahon along with Jerry The King Rawler,
03:23and Sami Owens is ready for any kind of action.
03:27Yeah, that's right, big man.
03:29But let's talk a little bit about the Allied Powers.
03:32I can assure you, they had a sorry celebration of Independence Day because
03:36they spent it together, worrying about what was gonna happen to them tonight on
03:40Monday Night Raw.
03:41Yes, indeed, it's gonna be the hot former of the Rockets,
03:45Henry Godwin teaming up with Native American Taka against the Allied Powers.
03:49We have tag team action, we have single competition, and
03:53here comes the man who guides the career of Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
03:57Here comes the roadie.
03:58Yeah.
04:00Yes, there he is, ladies and gentlemen,
04:04very charismatic, here's the roadie.
04:08Yes, look at that, struck the roadie,
04:12heads to Nashville, Tennessee, July 23 to be in your house,
04:18squaring off against the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
04:24Nashville, Tennessee, July 23 to be in your house.
04:27Squaring off against the one, two, three,
04:29kit should be an outstanding matchup, but you see the musical notes?
04:32That means Double J, Jeff Jarrett's gonna be right there, Double J in Nashville
04:37on July 23 for his live singing debut, notwithstanding his title defense.
04:42That's right, big man, and you just see the way the fans here are just reaching
04:46out, just stretching out, trying to touch the coat, the clothes of Double J,
04:50and I can see it now in Nashville.
04:52Yeah.
04:53All the girls in the audience, there'll be Laurie Morgan,
04:55there'll be Tonya Tucker, there'll be Dolly Parton,
04:58they'll be throwing their hotel room keys at Double J, it'll be great.
05:01Well, after all, it is the name of his album, isn't it?
05:03Ain't I great?
05:04That's it.
05:05And not single with my baby tonight.
05:07I'll tell you, ladies and gentlemen, he's surprised,
05:09he has shocked the entire WWF, maybe all of Nashville.
05:12That's a tremendous song, people were clamoring for it.
05:14It didn't surprise me, I knew it, I told you all along.
05:17All right, here we are now with Jerry Flynn whipping the roadies,
05:20down goes Flynn, off the rope, the roadie from the far side now,
05:23and underneath the leap frog, and over the head.
05:25Look out!
05:26Yes!
05:27Nicely done, take down, and Flynn in control.
05:30He pulled his hair, Flynn pulled his hair.
05:32Well, it is pretty long, take a look at those hair extensions,
05:34and the hair of the charismatic roadie who himself, look at what?
05:38His hair, he's got more extensions than AT&T.
05:41Right hand by the roadie, as roadie now turns things back in his favor,
05:45Double J looking on.
05:48Goodness, what an offensive maneuver by Jerry Flynn.
05:51And roadies in trouble, as roadie back to the car,
05:54he doesn't know where he is.
05:55Flynn moving in now, losing his feet as well as his hands.
05:58Flynn, perhaps with an upset ear, just turned things off on Monday Night Raw.
06:01No!
06:02Right into the foot of the roadie.
06:03The roadie proving himself, time after time,
06:06to be quite an accomplished athlete, no question of that.
06:09But the one thing that Double J likes, oh my goodness, best about him.
06:12Well, he can carry that flashlight, carry the towel,
06:15you know what I'm talking about.
06:16Yeah, he's going to be busy during the In Your House weekend,
06:19because he's going to have to keep all the fans away from Double J's house.
06:22You know, the tour buses come by,
06:23they love to try to get a peek at Double J's guitar-shaped swimming pool,
06:27all that stuff.
06:28Roadie will have to keep them at arm's length.
06:29No!
06:30Flynn now!
06:31Flynn with a-
06:32No!
06:33Flynn over the top, and look at this maneuver now.
06:36Hooks the leg, part of the Boston Crab moving back,
06:39and applying pressure as the roadie,
06:41and look at the roadie reaching for the rope.
06:43You can bet that Double J's going to be reaching for that microphone,
06:45ladies and gentlemen, singing live,
06:47In Your House on July 23, live from Nashville.
06:51This is the big opportunity.
06:53Double J said he was going to use the WWF to catapult himself
06:56in terms of stardom into Nashville,
06:58and I guess he's done it with that hit single, With My Baby Tonight.
07:01It's a great song.
07:02By the way, Hugh Grant has adopted that as his new theme song.
07:04Did you know that?
07:05With my baby, I don't think so.
07:09Nonetheless, some are likening this to, like,
07:12Garth Brooks singing at Texas Stadium.
07:14It's going to be bigger than that.
07:15It's going to be bigger than that.
07:16It's going to be bigger than Barbara in the park.
07:18Remember that?
07:19Barbara Streisand?
07:20There's only one Barbara, of course.
07:22Yeah, and it's going to be bigger than the Beatles at Shea Stadium.
07:24Now, wait a minute.
07:25I'm telling you, this is going to be big, McMahon.
07:27Oh!
07:28How did he bigger than this pin in a three?
07:31And Jerry Flynn gave it a go.
07:33Nonetheless, Mr. Charisma there, the roadie.
07:38But watch Double J come in and steal the spotlight.
07:40Now, watch this.
07:41He always does this.
07:42Of course.
07:43He always leads the way no matter what the roadie does.
07:45He's right there to take the shine right off of him.
07:47Double J's the star.
07:48Well, maybe so now with that hit single with my baby tonight.
07:51But he wasn't always the star.
07:52I remember when he was knocking on the door of all the agencies in Nashville, Tennessee,
07:56trying to make a name for himself, as a matter of fact.
07:58Let's take it back now.
07:59Yes, we're talking about Buddy Lee Attractions.
08:01Tony Conway's going to receive Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
08:04Howdy, folks.
08:05Old Double J here again.
08:06I told you a couple weeks ago that I was coming back here to Buddy Lee Attractions.
08:09And here's Buddy Lee's cousin himself, R.P. Lee.
08:12He set up the meeting.
08:13Oh, I can't wait to talk to Buddy.
08:15Here we go.
08:16Howdy, ma'am.
08:17Where's Buddy at?
08:18He's expecting us.
08:19R.P. Lee himself.
08:20He set up the meeting.
08:21Where's Buddy at?
08:22Who are you?
08:23Who am I?
08:24I'm Double J.
08:25That's J-E-Double-F.
08:26J-A-Double-R-E-Double-T.
08:27That's Double J.
08:28Buddy must be in the back.
08:29Wait a minute.
08:30He's back here.
08:31Hey, excuse me.
08:32Can I help you?
08:33Howdy, ma'am.
08:34You look nice today.
08:35Where's Buddy at?
08:36He's not here today.
08:37Oh, he's got to be in the back.
08:38Honey, you sure do look pretty.
08:39Buddy back here?
08:40Where's Buddy at?
08:41Where's Buddy Lee?
08:42How you doing?
08:43I'm not here.
08:44Double J, how you doing today?
08:45This is R.P.
08:46This is Buddy's cousin.
08:47Good to see you.
08:48How you doing?
08:49You guys are not supposed to be here at this point.
08:50Oh, no.
08:51Buddy's expecting us.
08:52Is he in the back?
08:53No, Buddy's not here.
08:54Don't you know who he is?
08:55Don't you know who I am?
08:56I'm Double J.
08:57Yeah, you're the wrestler that was here last week
08:58putting our acts down.
08:59Oh, no, no, no.
09:00Hey, hey.
09:01Buddy's here.
09:02I want to see him.
09:03He must be in the back.
09:04You ought to stick to wrestling.
09:05Get your stinking hands off of me.
09:10Hey, I've got more charisma than any of your acts.
09:12Hey, get your stinking hands off.
09:14Hey, where's Buddy at?
09:16I'm telling you, you're going to regret this.
09:19You're going to regret this, boy.
09:21Hey, what illiterate test did you pass to get this job?
09:23Hey, I've got more charisma.
09:25I'm seen better.
09:26Hey, I'm dance better than all of them put together.
09:29You're going to regret this.
09:31Hey, that's J.E.
09:32Double F, and don't forget it.
09:34J.A.
09:35Double R.E.
09:36Double T.
09:37It's Double J now.
09:38J.E.
09:39Double J.
09:40Well, now, Nashville rejected Double J, his own hometown.
09:44What does Double J do?
09:45He releases an album entitled Ain't I Great,
09:47and then from there decides to go to Las Vegas, Nevada.
09:50That's right.
09:51He's going to get his revenge one way or the other.
09:53Matter of fact, he ran into Rip Taylor out there,
09:55among other stars, as we take you now to Las Vegas, Nevada.
09:59Come on with me.
10:01Double J!
10:02Oh, welcome to the valleys of Las Vegas.
10:05Oh, Double J.
10:06Rip Taylor, how have you been?
10:08How are you, everybody?
10:09He's finally made it.
10:10Every hotel in town is dying to get you inside.
10:13Now, Rip, you played every place up and down the strip from A to Z.
10:17Look at this marquee.
10:18Can you just imagine?
10:19Double J.
10:20Oh, your name's been up there, hasn't it?
10:22Many times.
10:23Oh, Double J would look great up there.
10:25You know, that'd be J.E.
10:27Double F.
10:28J.A.
10:29Double R.E.
10:30Double T.
10:31That's Double J.
10:32I'll get to that in a second.
10:33Double J.
10:34Jeff Jarrett.
10:35He's the world's greatest singer, the world's greatest entertainer,
10:38and the world's greatest wrestler.
10:40That's me, Double J.
10:41Ain't it the truth?
10:42He's going to go to Valleys Las Vegas.
10:43You know, I've got an album.
10:44I've got my album.
10:45It's called Ain't I Great?
10:46Ain't I Great?
10:47No.
10:48Yes, it is.
10:49That's the name of the album, or you're saying something?
10:50No, that's the name of the album, Ain't I Great?
10:51And you are great.
10:52Of course, Rip.
10:53It's in his own mind, ladies and gentlemen.
10:54Oh, come on.
10:55He's going to go to Valleys Las Vegas.
10:56Oh, yes.
10:57Come on in.
10:58Make way for the new star.
10:59There we go.
11:01We've got to get rolling.
11:02Double J in Valleys Las Vegas.
11:03We've got to get rolling.
11:04We've got to get rolling.
11:05And that's exactly what Double J did.
11:06He got rolling all right, and I'll tell you,
11:07ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand,
11:08here it is with My Baby Tonight.
11:10Spend my days working hard on the go.
11:11Put the hands on the clock.
11:12Keep spinning too slow.
11:13I can't wait to see you.
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13:03Maybe what we're doing might be wrong.
13:07How in the world could we be wrong?
13:10Never knew that life could take so long.
13:14Never knew that love could take so long.
13:19Well, I wake up in a room with the sunlight
13:23peeking through the curtains of our room
13:25and there's just one thing I'm thinking.
13:27I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight.
13:32Don't you know how's in my mind
13:34when I think about being with my baby tonight?
13:40Night, night, night, night.
13:52Turn the lights off for the dogs.
13:55We'll leave every worry in this world behind.
13:59Hold me in your arms, never let me go.
14:02I wake up in a room with the sunlight
14:04peeking through the curtains of our room
14:06and I swear that all I'm thinking is
14:09I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight.
14:14Don't you know how's in my mind
14:16when I think about being with my baby tonight?
14:20I can't wait to be alone with my
14:22Can you wait?
14:23I can't wait to be alone with my
14:25Oh, no, I can't wait.
14:26I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight.
14:33I can't wait to be alone with my
14:36I can't wait.
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14:39Oh, I can't wait.
14:40I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight.
14:44Baby tonight, baby tonight.
14:51Give him credit, folks.
14:58Yes, indeed.
15:00A tremendous performance by Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
15:04Quite a tune as well with My Baby Tonight.
15:07But stand by for tag-team action.
15:08Coming up later, the Allied Powers
15:10beating Tatanka and the Hogman Henry Godwan.
15:13To Tonka in the past, it's always been two on one, but not anymore.
15:18The sides are even, I've got my tag team partner, the British Bulldog.
15:22That's right, Tonka, Hogman, you're not gonna get in our way of our goal, and
15:26that is to become the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.
15:30Welcome back everyone to more Monday Night Raw.
15:33Vince McMahon here along with Jerry The King Lawler.
15:34By the way, here he comes, a Caribbean legend, Savio Vega.
15:37Everybody remembers taking the WWF by storm back in Made in Your House.
15:42Out of nowhere, Savio comes down to help Razor Ramon battle Double J.
15:47And the roadie double teaming him after the match was over, then from there.
15:51In June, he almost won the King of the Ring,
15:53wrestling an unprecedented four times in one night.
15:56The following night,
15:57he almost won the Intercontinental Championship from Double J champ Jarrett.
16:01Everybody knows when The King oozes royalty, Razor oozes machismo.
16:05What does Barry Davinsky ooze?
16:07Hey, Vince, thanks a lot.
16:08Take a look at the Razor Ramon t-shirt.
16:11You know, Razor couldn't be with us tonight because he's preparing for
16:15that tag team matchup in your house.
16:17He's gonna be all over Mabel.
16:18And if you want Razor Ramon to be all over you in a different way,
16:221-800-TITAN-91 gets you the Razor Ramon t-shirt for only $20.
16:27I'm gonna spin around and show you the back of it.
16:29Cuz this shirt is all over the place.
16:31It's all over the front.
16:32It's all over the back.
16:33I love that shot.
16:34You can't see his face.
16:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:36Yes, you can, Jerry Lawler.
16:381-800-TITAN-91 for the Razor Ramon t-shirt.
16:41Cut him off, McMahon.
16:43It's a great t-shirt, but a lousy pitch man.
16:47All right, Savio Vega now, ladies and gentlemen, locking up with Mike Curry.
16:51And Vega making a tremendous name for himself, as we stated earlier on here in
16:54the World Wrestling Federation in just a very, very short period of time.
16:57Vega on his way to be in Nashville, in your house,
17:00teaming up with his good friend, Razor Ramon.
17:03And they are squaring off against another king of sorts.
17:07Cannon two there, and can't quite put Curry away.
17:10Making reference to the opponents of Savio and Razor, King Mabel and
17:14Sir Mo in tag team action.
17:16Sir Mo, I love it.
17:17I can't wait to see King Mabel jump high in the air and
17:21come down on a burrito breath there.
17:23I wanna tell all you people at ringside, be careful.
17:27You could be covered with refried beans when Mabel squashes you.
17:30And Mike Curry was just squashed after mounting somewhat of an offensive there
17:34moments ago.
17:35Savio Vega, ladies and gentlemen, lot of fire,
17:38a lot of spunk in this Caribbean legend.
17:40And Savio, very, very popular among the Spanish-speaking Special Olympians.
17:44Yes, as a matter of fact, Savio and a host of other WWF superstars really enjoying
17:48all last week participating in the Special Olympic World Games.
17:52And right now, Savio is turning it on.
17:54Spanish-speaking Special Olympians- Yes.
17:57Suffering second chance.
17:58That's easy for you to say, but- Off the rope.
18:00Yes, nice back body drop.
18:02And Mike Curry yet in more trouble thus far.
18:04Mike Curry has from time to time in a match up here mounted somewhat of
18:07an offensive.
18:08But when you see Savio and the bad guy Razor Ramon together,
18:11that's when you're really gonna see offense at its best.
18:14Yeah, but Mike Curry is certainly no King Mabel.
18:17Or for that matter, he's no Sir Moe.
18:19Do you wanna talk about offense, McMahon?
18:21Yeah. Here, I got something for you.
18:22Take this.
18:23Wait, what do I want?
18:24That's an appointment card for
18:26you to go see one of the greatest offensive wrestlers- Wait a minute, look at this.
18:31The cover, the count, a victory for Savio.
18:34What is this appointment card?
18:35I want you to go see Isaac Yankum, DBS.
18:37No thanks, I don't think so.
18:39You got so many cavities, you're starting to talk with an echo.
18:42Or on second thought, your teeth look okay, but
18:44I think your gums need to come out.
18:46And Isaac Yankum is the man that can do it.
18:48And I'll tell you what,
18:48Bret the Hitman Hart does have an appointment with him.
18:51Isaac Yankum is waiting for you, Hitman.
18:54Well, yesterday marked a bittersweet ending in the 1995 Special Olympic World Games.
18:59WWF superstars and employees were proud to participate throughout the week,
19:04encouraging the athletes to achieve their dreams.
19:07Special moments abounded throughout the week.
19:10WWF photographer Tom Buchanan jumped from the blimp,
19:13the WWF blimp to deliver the softball, to open the softball games was flawless.
19:18Arnold Schwarzenegger got more than he bargained for, however,
19:21when he shook Dink's hand at the powerlifting competition.
19:25Special Olympics chairman Lowell Weicker enjoyed the company of WWF superstars and
19:29Duke the Dumpster, Drosey, enjoyed meeting Miss USA, Shayna Machler.
19:34Razor Ramon admired the gold of some winning athletes, and
19:36Bam Bam Bigelow had a little snack on the parade route.
19:39However, WWF superstars fondest memories, unquestionably, ladies and gentlemen,
19:44from the Special Olympics will be the athletes themselves who reminded us all
19:49that the joy of individual achievement in any sport requires courage, skill, and spirit.
19:56When we return, we shall interview Psycho Sid,
19:58a man whose courage has been in question as of late.
20:01Wow, Razor Ramon.
20:08Yo, Chico.
20:09In your house is an outrageous party.
20:32There's a rebellion going on here.
20:34I don't condone this kind of action.
20:36Bushwhacker Luke is looking for food, but no, Dylan took the popcorn.
20:40What a move.
20:41They shouldn't be having this kind of fun.
20:46Where are this boy's parents?
20:51What is going on in here?
20:54Just watching TV, mom.
20:56WWF In Your House, live July 23rd on Fave Preview.
21:03Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome
21:05the individual many consider to be the next World Wrestling Federation champion,
21:11being led to the ring by Ted DiBiase.
21:14Here is a man who will face Big Daddy Cool Diesel,
21:19Nashville, Tennessee, the Lumberjack Matchup.
21:23Here, ladies and gentlemen, Psycho Sid.
21:28Yes.
21:30Now let's see what happens when McMahon gets face-to-face with Psycho Sid.
21:34You know, my own personal dentist, Isaac Yank of DDS,
21:37said there's two good ways to keep your teeth fresh after every meal
21:41and never, ever insinuate that Sid is a coward.
21:48What are you gonna do with this monster?
21:51First of all, McMahon, for all you doubting Thomases out there
21:57who think in your feeble minds that my man Sid is a coward,
22:03or that he's afraid of anybody or anything, let alone Big Daddy Cool, let me assure you.
22:11Let me assure you that in less than two weeks,
22:14we're all gonna find out that not only is Sid not afraid of you, Diesel,
22:19but that he is, in fact, what he says he is, the master, the ruler of the world.
22:25And let me assure you of this also, Diesel,
22:28we're not coming to your garden party alone, no, no.
22:32We're bringing some of the best Lumberjacks, the best friends, if you will, McMahon,
22:38that money can buy, and you know what I can buy with my money.
22:42As a matter of fact, come on down, boys.
22:45Let everybody take a look at you.
22:49Oh, wow.
22:50The Lumberjacks.
22:51Here they come.
22:52I suppose the Lumberjacks, represented by Ted DiBiase and Sid.
23:02That's right, come here, McMahon.
23:04Diesel, are you listening?
23:05What are you gonna do, Diesel?
23:07What are you gonna do when Sid grabs you by the throat with one hand
23:12and physically launches you over the top rope,
23:15and you land in the hands of Tatanka, IRS, and Henry Godwin?
23:20What are you gonna do?
23:22What are you gonna do, Diesel?
23:24When fear grips your body and you try to escape,
23:28and you try to escape, and there's Big Mabel looking at you.
23:34What are you gonna do?
23:35What are you gonna do when fear overtakes you and you run up into the stands, Diesel?
23:40And the Manta, and Brad Bradford, and John Deere,
23:45the feet physically run into the stands,
23:48and grab your screaming, fighting, kicking body,
23:53and bring it back down to ringside and throw you back in the ring with Sid.
23:58I'll tell you what you're gonna do, Diesel.
24:01It's gonna hit you.
24:02You're gonna realize, oh my God, what have I done?
24:06What have I gotten myself into here?
24:08How can I escape?
24:14There is no escape, Diesel,
24:16because there's only one thing you can do in less than two weeks.
24:20Climb into the ring and pay the price,
24:23and the price you pay, Diesel, will be the World Wrestling Federation title.
24:30And there's only one thing left to say.
24:33Listen to this.
24:37That's what Diesel brings to the ring.
24:39Diesel, Diesel, Diesel, Diesel, Diesel.
24:44Tell him, Sid, the only thing left to say.
24:47Say, Diesel, I am Sid, I am the Master, and I am the Ruler.
24:58I am the Ruler of the World.
25:08Finally, Vince McMahon speechless.
25:11I knew he wouldn't say anything about Sid being a coward.
25:13Not with all those lumberjacks there.
25:15Not while he was staring that man in the face.
25:17The only coward you're gonna see it in your house is gonna be Diesel.
25:20But he'll have nowhere to run except into the hands of all of those lumberjacks,
25:25and they'll throw him right back to that man,
25:27who will eventually become the new World Wrestling Federation champion.
25:33It's gonna be great.
25:34Hey, still to come, two of Sid's lumberjacks,
25:36Tatanka and Henry Godwin, to face the Allied Powers.
25:40And don't forget, my own personal dentist.
25:46We're back, and they say anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
25:49I'll have to agree, because Barry Horowitz,
25:51we've seen him for years here in the WWF, usually like this.
25:57But when we come back in just 30 seconds, I'll show you something
26:00I thought I'd never, ever see in the World Wrestling Federation.
26:03Horowitz wins, Horowitz wins, Horowitz wins.
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26:21All right, ladies and gentlemen, yes, it was on the action zone.
26:23It was a drop kick.
26:24Skip and Sonny showing off.
26:26Obviously, after a verbal barrage of making fun of the entire audience,
26:29and certainly Barry Horowitz, the audacity to do a push-up there in the middle of a match.
26:33And then it happened.
26:34The impossible Barry Horowitz pins Skip.
26:39Barry Horowitz won his very first WWF match.
26:43Polling and perseverance can unquestionably pay off.
26:46Skip was embarrassed.
26:48His partner, Sonny, her reaction was anything but conciliatory to Skip.
26:52What was that?
26:55Wolverine, that wasn't Matt Cameron?
26:58Skip, what happened?
27:01That's Barry Horowitz.
27:04He never was Matt, Skip.
27:05Yes, and now, ladies and gentlemen, yes, on Monday Night Raw, here he comes.
27:09Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
27:11Mr. Helmsley squaring off against Matt Hardy, his opponent in King Law.
27:16You sort of have to wonder, is Matt Hardy thinking the very same thing
27:20that Barry Horowitz thought?
27:22Is Matt Hardy saying, tonight's my night?
27:25Tonight, I can defeat the otherwise undefeated Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
27:29I don't think so.
27:30As a matter of fact, Matt Hardy got a letter in the mail today from the publishers
27:34Clearing House Sweepstakes.
27:36He did?
27:36It said, you may already be a loser.
27:40Oh, wait a minute.
27:41What about the letter you got recently from Foot Locker?
27:43Oh, come on, McMahon.
27:45At least your breath is considerably better than it was last week.
27:48Hunter Hearst Helmsley against Matt Hardy.
27:50And tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Monday Night Raw is brought to you by Pep Boys.
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28:03All right, here we go now.
28:03Matt Hardy against the arrogant Hunter Hearst Helmsley is a plum,
28:07if you would, sort of reminiscent of the Oxford-educated Hugh Grant.
28:11Nice arm drag takedown.
28:12That's right.
28:13And speaking of Hugh Grant, you know, I told you, Double J dedicated his song
28:16With My Baby Tonight to Hugh Grant.
28:18No offense to Mr. Devine Brown.
28:22Hunter Hearst Helmsley, very opinionated.
28:24And speaking of opinions, we certainly welcome yours, ladies and gentlemen.
28:27Yes, indeed, many WWF fans burning up the internet on the chat lines,
28:30talking about the recent king of the ring.
28:33We read you loud and clear.
28:34Notwithstanding your comments directly to the WWF headquarters,
28:39we welcome very much your opinions and commentary.
28:42And I'm sure you're going to have a great deal of it
28:44after you witness in your house in Nashville,
28:46that is going to be a romp-em, stomp-em, action-packed event.
28:50And speaking of an event, how about WWF?
28:53I should say former WWF president, Jack Tunney,
28:55retiring on July 4th, Independence Day, ladies and gentlemen.
28:59What about that?
29:00That's news.
29:01Yeah, that's big news, isn't it?
29:03That ranks right up there with the All-Star Game being tomorrow night.
29:06Who cares?
29:07Wait a minute.
29:07Well, that's like the Calgary Stampede going on over the weekend.
29:11You know how that got started, don't you?
29:13Up in Calgary, Canada,
29:15all the people took one look at Helen Hart's face.
29:17They stampeded out of town.
29:20That's not nice making fun of the elderly.
29:22Well, I'm not making fun of them.
29:23I'm talking about news, you know.
29:25Speaking of the elderly,
29:26did you know that Ava Gabor's funeral is being delayed
29:29because of concerns over telling her mother that she died?
29:32Her mother-
29:33Her mom is 107 years old.
29:36Well, they want to wait until she gets over her recent cosmetic surgery she just had.
29:41What?
29:41Yeah, you know those Gabors.
29:42They've had so many facelifters lift in their shoes.
29:47Slumping down to the canvas right now, Matt Hardy.
29:50And Matt Hardy having his problems as we suspected that he might
29:53with Hunter Hearst-Timsley.
29:55But if Hunter gets a little bit too cocky,
29:57what we saw earlier on, what happened to Skip of Skip and Sonny.
30:01Yes, can you imagine it?
30:02Barry Horowitz victorious finally after all those matches,
30:07all those years here in the WWF.
30:09I think if I was Skip, I don't know what I would do.
30:13I just don't know.
30:14I couldn't face myself.
30:15Couldn't look at myself in the mirror if I lost to Barry Horowitz.
30:19Speaking of looking at yourself in the mirror,
30:20do you always like wear that crown?
30:21I mean-
30:22Always.
30:23Were you born with that crown or something?
30:25As a matter of fact, I was.
30:26And that made it quite a difficult birth.
30:28I can imagine.
30:30Most people, when they have a difficult birth, it's a C-section.
30:33My mom, they use the Heimlich Maneuver.
30:35And what a maneuver there.
30:36But unfortunately, it appears as though Hunter Hearst-Timsley
30:41anticipated the maneuvers there of Matt Hardy.
30:43Heimlich Maneuver?
30:45Yeah.
30:45Enough about that, please.
30:47Okay.
30:48Hunter Hearst-Timsley in control with Matt Hardy.
30:51And wait a minute.
30:52Here it comes.
30:53Here comes the pedigree.
30:55Hunter Hearst-Timsley rams the kisser of Matt Hardy down to the canvas.
30:59And I would suggest he shoots the half.
31:01The cover here.
31:02And another victory for Hunter Hearst-Timsley, who,
31:05unquestionably, is quite an athlete.
31:07But look at him.
31:07Like, this gets as much of Hardy off me as I possibly can.
31:13His hair, still in place.
31:15A lot of class there.
31:17Look.
31:17Look at that.
31:19Nice, off-the-steak whisk bow.
31:21What?
31:22Let's take it out, ladies and gentlemen.
31:23The Todd Petgills.
31:24Look at the class.
31:30Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
31:34What a snob this guy is.
31:36I'm sure he's talented in the ring, and he'll be the first to tell you.
31:39Hunter comes from Greenwich, Connecticut, where the BMWs come in as many colors as M&Ms.
31:45It's the Toddster, proud owner of a primer-colored Vega hatchback.
31:49And this is the In Your House report here on Monday Night Raw.
31:52The action, folks, is just two weeks away as the second In Your House from
31:57the World Wrestling Federation hits pay-per-view live from Music City, Nashville, Tennessee,
32:02on Sunday, July 23rd at 7 o'clock Eastern, 4 Pacific.
32:05Again, exclusively on pay-per-view.
32:07At the first WWF In Your House, we gave away a house.
32:11And who knows what's going to happen this time.
32:14One thing's for certain, it is an awesome car.
32:17Of course, you saw Vince talking to Sid, who introduced all of his lumberjacks.
32:21And next week, Big Daddy Cool Diesel will do the same,
32:25as these two giants collide in a lumberjack match for the Federation's top prize,
32:30the WWF Championship.
32:33We'll also see the Intercontinental title go up for grabs,
32:36as the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, takes on the champion, Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
32:41And I'll tell you, that music video is impressive.
32:44And trust me, I don't want to like it.
32:46But there is no denying Double J's musical ability anymore.
32:50And from what I understand, Double J can't wait to hit the ground in Nashville
32:55and tell them all, I told you so.
32:58Imagine Jeff Jarrett singing his hit, With My Baby Tonight,
33:01live in front of every music critic in Nashville.
33:05I mean, who'd have thunk it?
33:07Folks, we will also see the WWF tag title on the line at In Your House,
33:12live from Nashville, Tennessee.
33:13The Allied Powers lock up and give it a go against Owen Hart and Yokozuna.
33:19Plus, how about this tag match?
33:20The bad guy, Razor Ramon and Savio Vega,
33:24will take on men on a mission, King Mabel and Sir Moe.
33:28And after what happened in the King of the Ring tournament between these four guys,
33:31you just know this one is nothing but personal.
33:34I mean, look at this.
33:35The carnage left behind by Mabel and Moe,
33:37attacking an already injured Razor Ramon and an exhausted Savio.
33:42He told him to leave the ring.
33:44Oh, no, he wouldn't listen.
33:45Oh, no.
33:47I can't believe this is happening to Razor Ramon.
33:54He shouldn't have disrespected the new king.
34:00Mabel pulling Razor Ramon by his feet now.
34:03Look what he's doing.
34:05Imagine the pain.
34:07No, no.
34:08Mabel going up.
34:14Mabel is on the second round for the farmer and a 68 pounder.
34:20Is he going to get it?
34:21Is he going to get it in that round?
34:25Just incredible.
34:26Now, we've also gotten confirmation of another match for In Your House.
34:30It's Bam Bam Bigelow taking on the hog farmer, Henry O. Godwin.
34:36You all remember what happened last week here on Raw,
34:38when Bammer was making his way to the ring to face Psycho Sid.
34:42Godwin attacking him.
34:43Then he returned to ringside to cheap shot Bigelow from behind,
34:47causing him to lose to Sid, fueling the rumors even further
34:50that Henry O. Godwin may in fact be a member of the Million Dollar Corporation.
34:55Folks, almost two hours of WWF action for the unheard of price of $14.95.
35:02Call your local cable company and place your order
35:05for the second WWF In Your House pay-per-view just two weeks away.
35:10Totally live from Nashville, Tennessee,
35:12the Municipal Auditorium, 7 o'clock Eastern, 4 Pacific, Sunday, July the 23rd.
35:17From the originator, the innovator of pay-per-view entertainment,
35:22the World Wrestling Federation.
35:24Now, don't go away, folks.
35:25When we come back, you'll see the allied powers locking up
35:28with Tatanka and Henry O. Godwin on Monday Night Raw.
35:34Shawn Michaels.
35:35Ever since Sid and the corporation withdrew his account,
35:38the Heartbreak Kid has looked for payback.
35:41Against Bundy, he cashed in his IOU.
35:45Now it's time for IRS to be held accountable.
35:50Shawn Michaels, Erwin R. Shyster, next week on Monday Night Raw.
35:56What a tremendous matchup!
35:58The athletic prowess of the Heartbreak Kid,
36:00Shawn Michaels against the skills of Erwin R. Shyster.
36:04By the way, if you want to test your skills against those of Shawn Michaels,
36:07all you have to do is pick up the phone.
36:09We're talking about the WWF Superstar Line, 1-900-737-4WWF.
36:15Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we invite you to dial option number 5.
36:19It's the Superstar Challenge Game,
36:22and Shawn Michaels is waiting for your challenge.
36:25How about that?
36:25Michaels never backed down from anyone.
36:27You mean I can call him up and fight him on the phone?
36:29You certainly can, and knowing you,
36:30that's about the only way you'd want to fight him.
36:32Hey.
36:32The WWF Superstar Challenge Game.
36:34You might win some prizes as well as defeat Shawn Michaels.
36:38Questionable is whether or not Erwin R. Shyster will next week.
36:42Again, remember now, you must be 18 years of age
36:44or have your parents' permission before calling.
36:47The investment is $1.49 per minute.
36:50That means nothing, of course, to Ted DiBiase, the Million Dollar Man.
36:52That's right.
36:53Take a look at Tatanka and Henry Godwin.
36:55I'll bet the Allied Powers wish they could phone in this match.
36:58I don't think so at all.
36:59Put your arm down, buddy.
37:01Here we go.
37:02Lex Luthor and the British Bulldog.
37:05The Allied Powers very much looking forward to this encounter
37:08being led by the guest flag bearers.
37:11The Allied Powers, both men, very, very popular
37:14at the recent Special Olympic World Games.
37:17Yes, indeed.
37:18Here we go.
37:18Ready for tag team action.
37:20Oh, my goodness.
37:21The fireworks.
37:22Look out, Jerry Lawler.
37:23That's enough away from here.
37:25Lex Luthor and the British Bulldog.
37:30Reminiscent of July 4th, Independence Day.
37:33That's right.
37:33The day Jack Tunney retires.
37:35I say good riddance.
37:37Oh, my goodness.
37:38Wait a minute.
37:38Look at this.
37:39Godwin and Tatanka catching Lex Luthor and DiBiase from behind.
37:43Well, wait a minute.
37:43The tide is turning here.
37:44And the British Bulldog.
37:49And the British Bulldog caught by surprise.
37:52We better get some control here quickly.
37:54This one likely to get out of hand early on.
37:56And, oh, no.
37:57Oh, yeah.
37:58What a DDT by Tatanka.
38:00Well, Tatanka is not going for the cover.
38:02What's going on?
38:02Tatanka back on his feet.
38:04And now look at this.
38:05Stomping Lex Luthor into the rib area.
38:07Come on, Ralph.
38:09The fireworks are over.
38:10Their sizzle has fizzled.
38:11Look at them.
38:12I don't think so.
38:13Now, Mercedez capacity crowd behind Lex Luthor,
38:17behind the British Bulldog.
38:19And you can bet that unquestionably will be an advantage
38:21to the Allied Powers, much like they'll have in Nashville
38:25when they face the tag team champions, Yokozuna and Owen Hart.
38:30And I would suggest look for the title to change hands in Nashville, Tennessee.
38:34I don't think so.
38:36I think you're overestimating these Allied Powers.
38:40They have great teamwork.
38:42The Allied Powers do.
38:43And this is the very first time.
38:45Keep in mind that Tatanka and the Hogman have teamed up.
38:48Looking for the right.
38:49To the buckle with authority down to the canvas he goes.
38:52Yeah, go ahead.
38:53What do you think of that now, huh?
38:54I remember Tatanka back at SummerSlam last year.
38:58It was Tatanka.
38:58Everyone thought Lex Luthor was going to turn and join the Million Dollar Corporation.
39:02But no, it was Tatanka all along.
39:04Tatanka's all about it now.
39:06Here he comes, that big rugged hog from Arkansas.
39:09Look at him go to work on Lex Luthor.
39:10I'm telling you, he's eager.
39:12He's anxious.
39:14He is really trying to impress Ted DiBiase.
39:16I think he would love to be a member.
39:19A kick out by Lex Luthor.
39:21I think he'd love to be a member of the corporation.
39:23What do you think?
39:23I think perhaps he already is.
39:25Henry Godwin.
39:26We saw his actions last week, ladies and gentlemen.
39:28Bam, bam, big hug and psychosis.
39:30Down, striking with a double elbow to the outside.
39:32Now Henry Godwin.
39:33And I must say I'm impressed with the teamwork too.
39:36Another kick out.
39:38Luthor, so close to being pinned yet again by Native American Tatanka.
39:43Thus far, Lex Luthor unable to tag in his partner, the British Bulldog.
39:47Look at this.
39:48And oh, come on.
39:49Ha, ha, ha.
39:50Don't tag him.
39:52What Lex Luthor does, don't tag.
39:53Turn around and double team effort on Lex Luthor.
39:56That's some allied powers for you.
39:58That's teamwork, if you ask me.
40:00And allied powers not looking that well as a team.
40:02Certainly not at the moment.
40:04You have to question whether or not they're gonna be the champions.
40:06Will they be the victors here in this match?
40:08This match continues, ladies and gentlemen.
40:11We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
40:14The British Bulldog leading the charge here.
40:16Leading the tag, yes, USA.
40:18And Lex Luthor right now could use all the help he can get.
40:21Tatanka really pouring it on during the break.
40:23Luthor, however, back to his feet.
40:25Lex Luthor hammering away.
40:27Luthor setting up Tatanka.
40:28Coming off the rope and back by both.
40:30I should have tagged out when he had the chance.
40:32He's not smart enough.
40:33That's the trouble with the allied powers.
40:35Even my dentist, Isaac Yankum, said they can't help being stupid.
40:38You know why?
40:39Why?
40:40They got cavities in their wisdom teeth.
40:42Ha ha ha.
40:42We will see.
40:44Isaac Yankum, DDS a little bit later on.
40:46This is where?
40:47In his office?
40:49Yes.
40:49He's had a tough day at the office.
40:52Coming off the rope now.
40:52Lex Luthor.
40:53Double clothesline by Henry Godwin as well as Tatanka.
40:56Come on, Rhett.
40:56Wait a minute.
40:57Cover.
40:58Look at this.
40:58Two in one.
41:00Got him.
41:00No, he didn't.
41:01I thought he got him for sure.
41:04Yes, Lex Luthor and the British Bulldog headed to Nashville, Tennessee.
41:08As Lex Luthor now off the rope and down.
41:11He goes again.
41:12Another cover.
41:13Two in another.
41:14Just barely.
41:15Luthor has to tag in the British Bulldog.
41:18By the way, speaking of Nashville, President Clinton on hand earlier today in Nashville,
41:23Tennessee.
41:24I guess Bill wants front row tickets to In Your House.
41:26That might be true, but he was off the rope.
41:28Look at that slam.
41:29Also there to discuss the harmful effects of the fire that's on television.
41:34And notwithstanding the caliber of contact and competition here in the WWF,
41:38the World Wrestling Federation has been the standard bearer of enforcing
41:41its own safe guidelines of family entertainment.
41:44Come on, make that tag.
41:45Not, by the way, to be confused with the undisciplined genre
41:49of professional wrestling in general.
41:51Oh, no.
41:52Here comes Tatanka.
41:53Come on.
41:53Make a tag.
41:54Yes.
41:54The British Bulldog in the ring.
41:56Finally.
41:57Look out, Tatanka.
41:59Yes, indeed.
41:59Look at this.
42:00The British Bulldog beating Tatanka to the punch.
42:02Looking to the far side.
42:04The British Bulldog.
42:06Davey Boy Smith pouring it on.
42:08Native American Tatanka sets him up for the ride.
42:10To the buckle.
42:10No.
42:11Look at this maneuver.
42:12Oh, yeah.
42:13Here it comes.
42:14A power slam.
42:15Trying to get him off the rope.
42:17Yes, he-
42:18No.
42:18One, two, and a pin.
42:20He-
42:20No, he didn't.
42:21He never got him.
42:21That was a three count, wasn't it?
42:22That was not a three count.
42:23It was close.
42:24Tatanka now with the right hand.
42:26Native American Tatanka against the British Bulldog.
42:29The Bulldog off the rope.
42:30Back body.
42:31No.
42:32Can he get him up?
42:34Oh, it's in a suplex.
42:36Yes.
42:36And that's a load to get out for the local to come down.
42:40One, two, and no.
42:43And look at Luger interfering in the match.
42:44Get him out of there, referee.
42:46Henry Godwin.
42:47And a drop kick by the British Bulldog.
42:49Henry Godwin's on the outside.
42:50He may be in need of the service of the Dr. Isaac Yankum.
42:52Look at that.
42:53Right in the mouth.
42:54Off the rope.
42:55Oh, come on.
42:56Godwin hooking the ankle of the British Bulldog.
42:58That was a good move.
42:59Behind the official's back.
43:01It is a very difficult job officiating this matchup.
43:03Imagine what it's going to be like in your house when the tag team title is up for grabs.
43:07Oh, scoop and a slam by the tenacious Native American Tatanka.
43:11Imagine what it's going to be like trying to referee
43:14the Lumberjack match with 30 men around the ring.
43:16Anything can happen in the WNBF.
43:18That'll be the first time ever on pay-per-view we'll ever see a Lumberjack matchup in your house.
43:23Wait a minute.
43:24Look what's happening now in your house.
43:26The British Bulldog.
43:27Yes.
43:28With Tatanka for the ride.
43:29Big power slam.
43:30One, two, and he got it.
43:32He's got to believe it.
43:33Raw Singh is believing.
43:35And there's nothing wrong with your vision, Jerry the King.
43:37Well, there may be something wrong with your breath, but nothing wrong with your vision.
43:41Yes, the allied powers are headed to Nashville.
43:43And the ladies and gentlemen lock up with the champions, Yokozuna and Owen Hart.
43:48Well, I can't wait.
43:49When Yokozuna and Owen Hart get through with these guys,
43:52they'll need to go see Isaac Yankov.
43:54They'll have all their teeth knocked out.
43:56The American Dental Association would certainly not recommend the tactics of Dr.
43:59Isaac Yankov.
44:00Ladies and gentlemen, please beware.
44:02You've heard of the Thriller?
44:04Well, get ready for the Thriller.
44:06Isaac Yankov, DDS.
44:10Welcome back, everyone, to our Monday Night Raw.
44:13What tremendous tag team action do we saw here tonight?
44:15Hey, speaking of tag team action, next week, we're going to see the tag team champions
44:19in action, Yokozuna and Owen Hart.
44:22Speaking of champions, joining us in a very special interview,
44:26the one and the only WWF Champion, Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
44:31Oh, yeah.
44:31Well, you know who else is going to be here?
44:33It's kind of hard for me to say this guy's name because it doesn't have the word feet in it.
44:36But he's still undefeated here in the WWF.
44:39Jean-Pierre Lapeet will be here.
44:41And ladies and gentlemen, right on one, the heartbreak kid,
44:44Shawn Michaels, perhaps the next Intercontinental Champion against Erwin R.
44:48Shyster.
44:49All right, McMahon.
44:50You know nobody likes to wait in the waiting room at the dentist's office.
44:53They'd love to get in there and see their dentist.
44:55So let's see mine, my own personal dentist, Isaac Yankov, DDS.
45:02You know, Isaac, everybody knows about the hitman Bret Hart.
45:06Everybody talks about him being the best there is, the best there was,
45:13the best there'll ever be.
45:14But nobody knows about you, the exception of me and a few other people.
45:19But you know what, Isaac?
45:20Open.
45:20I can just see it now.
45:22I can see it.
45:23When you get in the ring and you get your hands on Bret the Hitman Hart,
45:27and you get those big massive...
45:29What do you weigh anyway?
45:30330 pounds?
45:31Yeah.
45:31When you get those hands around Bret the Hitman Hart today, it's going to be great.
45:36Bret Hart, he's going to treat you just like you're decayed,
45:39just like you're cavity, just like you're tartar or plaque.
45:42He is going to destroy you, Bret Hart.
45:44I can't wait.
45:45It's going to be the greatest thing ever.
45:48Not just you, Bret Hart.
45:49He's going to drill his way to the top of the entire World Wrestling Federation.
45:54He's going to start with you, Hart.
45:55But he's going to go...
45:58Hey, by the way, who are some of your favorite World Wrestling Federation superstars?
46:04Diesel.
46:05Yeah.
46:05And Raymond Ramone.
46:07Yeah.
46:08Bret Hart.
46:09Yeah, Bret Hart.
46:13Open wide.
46:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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