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00:00at. What about this? Now I want Drake May to play. You and I have been consistent. We want Drake May
00:05to play. We want him to play week one. If you don't want to play Drake May, can you at least admit
00:10that Jacoby Bursette shouldn't be playing? Bring in some other jackass off the street.
00:15Somebody else has to be better. Bring the two sides together. Yes. We all. Anybody but Bursette.
00:20Unified in our, not hatred of Bursette, but our inability, our inability to keep watching him.
00:26Anybody but Bursette. So the Joe Milton people, come on down. You want to get in on this?
00:31Anybody, the veteran free agent who's out there, bring them in. You can't keep going like this.
00:36So Bailey Zappi people, bring them back. So if there was a quarterback playing exactly like
00:41Jacoby Bursette somewhere else, and he did not have the number three pick in the draft behind
00:45him, is he playing week five? Is he starting week five? God, no. I bet not. Hell, the Carolina
00:51Panthers, who everybody looks at it as a joke. They had the number one pick in the draft suck
00:56after two games. And they were like, we can't do this. And that's, that's way harder to do.
01:01They went the other way. That'd be like starting Drake May and then pulling the plug. They started
01:05Bryce Young for two weeks and I can't do it. Started Andy Dalton. And you know what they've
01:08done since looked like an NFL team. They won a game in week three and they were competitive week
01:12four. And like offensively, they were good. Oh, you know why? Because they got a whole bunch of
01:16new linemen and new wide receiver. Oh no. They just changed the quarterback. They just changed
01:20the quarterback and now they look like a functional team. So that's what we need to do.
01:24We want Drake. You and I want Drake May, but you can't possibly want Bursette,
01:29knock it off with the Bursette stuff. But even the people that don't want Drake May to play,
01:34they're so worried about Drake May's future. They've never been so concerned about another
01:38person outside of their family and their lives, but they want to protect Drake May at all costs,
01:43physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually. They want to save Drake May from himself, Jones.
01:48They want to save him. But can't we all agree that Jacoby Bursette should never take another
01:54snap for the new England Patriots. Can I get an amen? Can we all get along unifying? I don't
02:00want to see him play anymore. I'm sick of it. It's four weeks into the season. I'm sick and tired of
02:04being sick and tired. You know what? If he wants to help old ladies across the street, I'm sure
02:08he'd be wonderful. He's the best. Yeah. Today's on with heart and arcane. He's going to be a great
02:13interview. I'm going to listen to it twice. You know, I don't know what his marital status is.
02:18Whatever he wants to be. Great. Help an old lady across the street. Sleep with my wife.
02:23Wonderful. We'll sign him up for any of that. Too much. I've done too much. I'm taking that
02:27one back. Dump that, Nick. Dump that. Put the genie back in the bottle. Dump that.