Comedy Circus Ke Taansen _ Comedy Show
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00:00Oh
00:30Oh
01:00My god, I'm a dacoit.
01:02If I pick up a gun today, people will start shivering in my name.
01:12Who is shivering in your name?
01:14If I slap you under your ear,
01:16you will fall down.
01:20I told you to do the household chores.
01:22Did you do it or not?
01:24Yes, I have done everything.
01:26I have tied the milk.
01:28I have sent the milk.
01:30What are you blabbering?
01:32How will a woman live
01:34if you are so selfish?
01:36How did the milk and cream get stuck?
01:38Which milk and cream?
01:40Look carefully.
01:46This dacoit has no respect now.
01:48Who will respect you?
01:50You are a dacoit.
01:52Why don't you go and rob?
01:54How can I rob?
01:56Yesterday, the bus driver caught me without a ticket.
01:58He got me out of the bus,
02:00put the car in the back gear,
02:02and pushed me forward.
02:04Why didn't you take your horse?
02:06Which horse?
02:08What should I tell you?
02:10I made a horse by injecting revital to the donkeys.
02:14The donkeys that didn't turn into horses,
02:16I called Shetty sir and got them out of the bus.
02:22You are so decent.
02:24Why don't you go and earn some money?
02:26I had rented the horse for the wedding.
02:30On the first day, Surinder sat on it.
02:32He was asking the horse,
02:34where is your gear?
02:36I want to change the gear.
02:38The horse ran away.
02:40Now I can't even earn.
02:42Tell me, you don't earn.
02:44And because of this,
02:46I don't get love.
02:48You sit at home for 24 hours.
02:50Who will give me love?
02:52I can't live like this.
02:54I want a divorce from him.
02:56And I will make Surinder my Gabbar.
02:58Surinder can't be Gabbar.
03:00He can be Veeru.
03:02Because he doesn't even have to sit on the donkey.
03:04He has to threaten from below.
03:06Then get Basanti married to me.
03:08Otherwise, I will live in everyone's house.
03:10Okay, you become him.
03:12No, no, no.
03:14You know that he was offered the role first.
03:16He is fond of being clean shave.
03:18That's why he didn't get the role of Gabbar.
03:20He laughs so loudly.
03:22He is still sitting like Gabbar.
03:24When a child is crying 50 miles away,
03:26then it is known that
03:28Archana is laughing on TV.
03:30You tell me,
03:32whom should I make Gabbar?
03:34Why are you asking her? Make her.
03:36But she won't agree so easily.
03:38We have to convince her.
03:40I know how to convince her.
03:44Today Dalel is convincing her twice.
03:46But let me tell you one thing.
03:48He has already given the sign of becoming a dacoit.
03:50Didn't you listen to his new song?
04:02Oh my God! Horse again?
04:04I am very upset with the horse.
04:06Do one thing. You become Gabbar.
04:08But let me tell you one thing.
04:10We have to convince her once.
04:12Yes, yes. I am ready to pick up the gun again.
04:14You don't have to pick up the gun.
04:16It's Holi.
04:18It's Holi.
04:22You don't pick up the gun.
04:24Last time you picked up the gun.
04:38Now I can become Gabbar.
04:40We won't tell you.
04:42They will tell you.
04:44Let's go.
04:50Gabbar and his wife.
04:52Which one is better?
04:54I have confirmed.
04:56This is for both of you.
04:58This is creativity at its best.