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Tell Me Lies Season2 Episode 5 - Evil, Ornery, Scandalous, and Evil
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00:00I'm never going to get used to saying the word fiancé.
00:03Hi, lady.
00:04Hi.
00:05Are you nervous about going back?
00:06No.
00:07Well, if that little gremlin even looks in your direction, call me.
00:10I can't be here anymore, Steven.
00:12If I did, you can do it.
00:14I've been looking at brochures for boarding schools.
00:16Would anyone like to share their work?
00:18Yes, Katie?
00:19Her parakeet was splintering into pieces.
00:21I cannot wait for you to get these fucking LSATs over with.
00:24If I don't get above a 170, I might as well not even come back next semester.
00:29I thought you were cute, but you've always had a girlfriend.
00:33I had a good time last night.
00:34Would you like to stay for breakfast?
00:36Yeah.
00:37This is Steven DeMarco, your new TA.
00:39I'm sorry again about my teammates being dicks to you.
00:42Diana kind of told me off.
00:43Diana did?
00:44I need to tell you something.
00:45I'm sleeping with Oliver, Marianne's husband.
00:48You haven't told anyone about this?
00:49Of course not.
00:50If anyone found out, it would derail my life.
00:52I'm not used to being with somebody that's not lying to me.
00:57I've never gotten to sleep next to you and wake up with you.
01:00Okay, I'll work on that.
01:01Steven was in the car with Macy.
01:03He saw her die and didn't fucking do anything, didn't call for help.
01:06He just fucking left her there.
01:07I know you're fucking crazy, but this is next level.
01:10Based on your symptoms, all signs point to a panic attack.
01:13Now, the only unusual thing that came up is this rib right here.
01:16It could be from car wreck, from the impact of a steering wheel.
01:27♪
01:38♪ With your feet on the air, your head on the ground ♪
01:46♪ Try to stretch and stretch, yeah ♪
01:51♪ Your head will collapse, but there's nothing in it ♪
01:55♪ And your eyes can say, where is my mind? ♪
02:00♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:07♪
02:14♪ Lay out in the water, sit still... ♪
02:21Hey.
02:23Oh, hey.
02:26God, this printer.
02:27I swear, this is like a fucking social experiment.
02:29It keeps saying it's printing and then nothing's happening.
02:32I...
02:33Oh, uh, here, look. Let me try.
02:36I've been dealing with these printers for four years.
02:40Okay.
02:46So Ridley said that you talked to him about getting the football team to leave me alone?
02:52Yeah, I... I did.
02:55Thanks.
02:57It was nice of you.
03:00Those fucking boys.
03:03They're too old to keep being such pieces of shit.
03:07What?
03:08No, no, yeah, it's just like, why can't they be more mature?
03:11Like us.
03:27Yeah.
03:34And I think we're very mature.
03:43Next week, we'll be getting into the first-person pieces,
03:46so make sure you're caught up on the reading, okay?
03:52Well, that's all for today, and happy Halloween!
03:55I gotta run. I'll see you later.
03:57Okay.
04:00Oh, sorry, Katie.
04:01It's fine.
04:04Lucy?
04:05Can I talk to you quickly?
04:08Yeah.
04:12Is everything okay?
04:14Well, something has been brought to my attention.
04:19I saw you applied for Art of the Short Story next semester.
04:23Yeah.
04:24But when I tried to add you, I wasn't able due to your GPA.
04:27A minimum of 3.2 is required, and you are 3.0.
04:31No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
04:33My GPA should be much higher than that.
04:35Apparently, there was a class you dropped earlier this semester.
04:38I did, but the registrar just said it would be an incomplete.
04:42What an incomplete is factoring to your average as a zero.
04:45Fuck.
04:46I did not know that.
04:49So why did you drop the class?
04:51My ex, he found out what class I was in.
04:53He signed up to be the TA to mess with me.
04:56I don't know, I don't know.
04:57Should I talk to someone about this?
04:59No, no, no, no.
05:00It would just make it worse.
05:02If someone is making you feel unsafe in your classes, this isn't okay.
05:05No, I don't feel unsafe.
05:08He's not dangerous.
05:09He's just a fucking asshole.
05:11Are you sure?
05:12Because sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
05:16This is so frustrating.
05:18This is so frustrating.
05:19I've worked so hard this semester.
05:23All right.
05:25Let me see what I can do to help you with your GPA.
05:27I will hate for this to win opportunities for you.
05:31That would be amazing.
05:34So any fun Halloween plans?
05:36Yeah, yeah, my friend's coming to visit.
05:38I'm going to go meet her now, actually.
05:40What about you?
05:42Nope.
05:43No plans for me at all.
05:46My husband is actually out of town this weekend, so I have all the house for myself, which I don't mind.
05:55Okay.
06:00Lucy!
06:02Yes!
06:03Oh, my God!
06:05I missed you so much!
06:07I missed you, too.
06:08Oh, hi.
06:09I'm so excited.
06:10No, you have no idea.
06:11Thank God you're here.
06:12I'd be in such a bad mood otherwise.
06:14Why?
06:15That class I dropped because of Steven.
06:17Fucked with my GPA.
06:18They're counting it as a zero.
06:19How does he still manage to ruin things, even when you're not with him anymore?
06:22I don't know.
06:23I'm trying not to focus on it.
06:24He would be so happy if he knew.
06:26I really hope we run into him this weekend.
06:28I want to tell him to his face what a piece of shit he is.
06:32Let's try and avoid that, okay?
06:34Come here.
06:38I'm so happy you're here.
06:53Bree!
06:54Liddy's here.
06:55Oh, my God!
06:56Hi!
06:57So nice to meet you.
06:59I have heard so much about you.
07:01What are you packing for?
07:03Oh, my foster sister invited me on this last-minute weekend thing.
07:09I'm sorry I'm going to miss your visit.
07:11Oh, it's okay.
07:12Next time.
07:13I'm going to go put all my stuff in your room.
07:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:16Take this, and I'll be there in a second.
07:18Bye.
07:19Okay.
07:21Bye.
07:26Your foster sister?
07:29Okay.
07:31Oliver is surprising me.
07:33He got us a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:36I just, I didn't want to make you feel weird and complicit by telling you.
07:40No, that, that's, that's so nice.
07:44Please don't hate me.
07:46The only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel was Evan this summer,
07:50probably because he felt guilty.
07:54No, you should, you should go and have fun.
07:57Thanks.
07:58Yeah.
07:59It's the first time we get to spend a whole weekend together.
08:01Wow.
08:04Can you cover for me?
08:05With Pippa?
08:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
08:16You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
08:19Yeah, she's at my place half the time anyway.
08:22Why do you look constipated?
08:24Because they're posting the LSAT scores today,
08:26and the website's not fucking loading.
08:33I'm surprised Mom likes Diana so much.
08:35Why?
08:36She normally can't forgive people for having money.
08:41Holy shit.
08:42Holy shit good or holy shit bad?
08:44I got a 174.
08:45Is that good or bad?
08:46It's really good.
08:49Diana, hi.
08:51I have not been able to breathe normally for fucking weeks.
08:53Did you check yours? Did you do okay?
08:55Very okay.
08:57Yes.
08:59Come here.
09:01Holy shit.
09:03Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
09:05I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
09:09Yes, come on.
09:11Wait, Steven.
09:13My LSAT was not good.
09:15Yeah, funny.
09:18I barely broke 150.
09:20I didn't want to say anything in front of Sadie
09:22and ruin the mood.
09:24Wait, what?
09:26How's that even possible?
09:28I don't know.
09:30I was so stressed that week, the stuff with my mom.
09:32But you said you felt good.
09:34I did.
09:40What does this mean for law school?
09:42I probably can't apply this year.
09:44No, no, no, no, no.
09:47We're supposed to go together.
09:49And live together.
09:51No, it's a fucking disaster.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:59Let's deal with it after Sadie leaves.
10:03Please.
10:11You can just pop it down there.
10:13Oh, and thank you.
10:23So?
10:25What do you think?
10:27Is it nice?
10:29I think you know that I think it's nice.
10:33I can't believe you did this.
10:35You said you wanted to fall asleep together.
10:47Right.
10:49What sort of wine do you want?
10:51There's a bar.
10:53Downstairs.
10:55Or we could stay in the room.
10:57I'm fine with whatever.
11:03Well, I'm assuming you didn't bring that dress
11:05just to stay up in the room.
11:12Okay, go.
11:14No!
11:17He's dead.
11:19How can it be dead? It's just beer.
11:21Are they always this gross?
11:23Or they're always that gross?
11:25Leo!
11:27Did I ever tell you about the time
11:29that Lucy shit her pants on Halloween?
11:31Lydia! What the fuck?
11:33I was 12!
11:35It's food poisoning!
11:37You bitch!
11:39You were 15. I was 12.
11:41And it was pants.
11:43It's sad, actually.
11:46Get her up!
11:48It's okay.
11:50You know, I actually really like you, Leo.
11:52You're the first boyfriend of Lucy's
11:54that I approve of.
11:56Okay, let's not dwell on the past, guys.
11:58Except the part where you shit yourself?
12:00Right, right.
12:02Yes, so Lucy's shitting her pants.
12:06Oh, it's a sophomore double?
12:08She's tiny.
12:10Chris!
12:12Hey!
12:15What's up, baby?
12:17Hey, Lydia said
12:19you had a pledge thing tonight.
12:21Oh, they gave us the night off.
12:23Lady Gaga?
12:25Yeah.
12:27Shots.
12:29Do you want a drink?
12:33I swear Lydia didn't tell me he was coming tonight.
12:35What do you want to do?
12:37We can ditch them. We can say we're not feeling well.
12:39Stop. Okay?
12:41I'm fine. Lydia's your best friend.
12:43We're not going to ditch her just because her brother's a creep.
12:45Are you sure?
12:47Yes. Stop. Okay?
12:49Shots.
12:51Hey.
13:05You are going to regret those shoes.
13:07They have a thick heel.
13:09Hey, guys.
13:12Hi.
13:14Nice effort.
13:16Oh, thanks.
13:18Yeah, I was going to go all out like you,
13:20and I remember I don't give a shit.
13:22I'm going to go get more drinks.
13:24Okay.
13:26So nice.
13:28Wow.
13:30She kisses you like you're going off to war.
13:32Is that your girlfriend?
13:34No, we're just hanging out.
13:36Is that what Molly thinks?
13:38I think so.
13:41What?
13:43Well, let's see.
13:45You've been sleeping together for weeks,
13:47and you make her breakfast every time she stays over.
13:49You make her breakfast?
13:51Yeah, why is that bad?
13:53Not bad. Just stupid.
13:55Unless you want a girlfriend.
13:57I don't want a girlfriend.
13:59Okay, well, then it's stupid.
14:01Oh, no, that poor girl.
14:03Yeah, it's very cruel.
14:05You know what's funny?
14:07Evan has turned out to be the meanest one out of all of us.
14:30All right.
14:32You got beer?
14:34This is...
14:36Are you okay?
14:39Cheers!
14:45Do you not like beer?
14:47I'm just, like, not really in the mood.
14:49What? It's Halloween.
14:51Yeah, you want me to make you something else?
14:53No, everyone's definitely seen Pippa crush some beers.
14:55Okay, I don't think anyone needs to be peer-pressuring Pippa.
14:57I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:11It doesn't even look like you.
15:13Stop being so obvious.
15:15You're gonna get me in trouble.
15:17The irony of that statement.
15:23Cheers.
15:25Cheers.
15:28I like it here.
15:30Yeah?
15:32Mm-hmm.
15:34You know, in a perfect world,
15:36I'd take you out all the time,
15:38show you off.
15:42Where does Marianne think you are?
15:44Visiting an old friend.
15:46Oh, my God.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:50Oh, my God.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:57Visiting an old friend in the city?
16:01It's weird.
16:03What is?
16:05I love everything that we do together.
16:09But you have this whole other life
16:11that I don't know anything about.
16:15I'm not really allowed to ask.
16:18You're allowed to ask?
16:20About Marianne.
16:24All right.
16:27When you first met,
16:31did you like her right away?
16:33I did.
16:35Yes.
16:38How did you propose?
16:40We just finished dinner.
16:42So you had a ring?
16:44Of course.
16:46Do you have fun with her?
16:48I do.
16:50Yeah, I mean, not all the time,
16:52but we have fun.
16:54What about your first wife?
16:56What's she like?
16:58Don't really talk about that.
17:03How are you not freezing?
17:07Here you go.
17:17Your friend's missing you?
17:19No.
17:21I do feel kind of bad about Lucy, though.
17:24We had made plans,
17:26but she knew how excited I was for this.
17:30You told her you were with me?
17:36Um, yeah.
17:38I'm sorry.
17:41It slipped out accidentally.
17:44She would never say anything.
17:46She's in my wife's class with you,
17:48and from what you've told me,
17:50she doesn't sound too solid.
17:52Trustworthy?
17:54No, she's... she's fine.
17:56I swear it's not an issue.
17:58Not an issue?
18:00Okay, that...
18:02that sounded dumb.
18:04I... I mean, she's...
18:06she's not going to make it an issue.
18:08You know what a big risk I'm taking,
18:10being here with you.
18:12This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
18:14You can trust me.
18:16I'm sorry.
18:18Please don't be mad at me.
18:20I didn't have anyone to talk to about us,
18:22and I... I just...
18:24I blurted it out like an idiot
18:26because...
18:28because I was so happy.
18:36I'm not mad.
18:38Let's go back to the room.
18:40Yeah. Uh, can we get the check, please?
18:44Next time,
18:46take her somewhere that doesn't cart.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:32Oh, my God.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:36Goddamn.
19:44Stephen DiMarco?
19:46I can't believe this. I am, like,
19:48so starstruck right now.
19:50Who are you?
19:52I'm Lydia, Lucy's best friend from home.
19:54Honestly, after everything
19:56Lucy said about you being a cheating sociopath
19:58who terrorizes girls,
20:00I just thought you might at least be
20:02better looking.
20:04But you look like a fucking thumb.
20:06Stephen,
20:08what did you do?
20:10Nothing.
20:12I don't know that girl.
20:14But you dated her friend.
20:16For, like, a second. It was nothing.
20:18And then Diana and I worked things out,
20:20got back together,
20:22and this girl, she had a nervous breakdown.
20:24What was her name?
20:26Her name was Lucy.
20:28Was he really bad?
20:30Um...
20:32Yeah.
20:34Um...
20:38No.
20:40He tried to end things nicely.
20:42Lucy basically stalked him.
20:44Let's move on, shall we?
20:46Okay. Okay.
20:48Relax.
20:56Ew!
20:58I just terrified Stephen.
21:00Wait, what?
21:02No, what did you do?
21:04Oh, no, he was just sitting there with, like, his stupid face
21:06and I couldn't help myself. I reamed him out.
21:08No, no, Lydia, no. Why did you do that?
21:10I really don't want to start shit with him.
21:12I'm trying to avoid drama this year.
21:14Okay, you literally sucker-punched
21:16my ex-boyfriend last Christmas. It's the least I could do.
21:18Oh, sucker-punched?
21:20I'll tell you later.
21:22Lydia, I love you, but please just drop the Stephen stuff, okay?
21:24I just want to have a good night.
21:26Okay.
21:28Okay?
21:30Whoa!
21:32Oh!
21:34Just fell right into place.
21:36Come on.
21:44Hey.
21:46Hey.
21:48So...
21:50I saw another Lady Gaga over there.
21:52You want me to have her killed?
21:56Yeah, only if she's hotter than me.
21:58Otherwise, I suppose she can live.
22:02Are you having fun?
22:04Not really.
22:06Are you gonna open that?
22:08I thought they would be intimidating,
22:10but they're just incapacitating.
22:12Let me do it.
22:20Your feet hurting yet?
22:22Okay, fine, fine.
22:24Can you just go back to the dorm?
22:26I get some sneakers. Please?
22:28Please? For me? Please?
22:30Right now.
22:32Hey, I'll go with you.
22:34Yeah, let's do it. Come on, let's do it.
22:36Otherwise, you'll have to carry me, okay?
22:38All right, I gotta tell Diana.
22:40Hey, Diana!
22:42Um, I should go.
22:44See you later.
22:52Oh!
22:54Yeah!
23:10Do you wanna get out of here?
23:12This party sucks.
23:16Yeah!
23:18Let's go.
23:24You know, it's funny seeing Sadie at a party.
23:26She's still 13 years old in my head.
23:28I know.
23:30It's weird thinking about her boarding school,
23:32living on her own.
23:34I'm just glad she's not at home
23:36with my mom anymore.
23:38Yeah, how are things with your mom?
23:40She cut me off last semester.
23:42So that job with Diana's dad,
23:44that was the only way I could afford housing this year.
23:46Damn, man, I'm sorry.
23:48I didn't realize it was that serious.
23:50She is who she is.
23:52I have no idea how Sadie
23:54turned out so great
23:56after the house we grew up in.
23:58What?
24:00What?
24:02What?
24:04No, it's just that
24:06I've always said the same thing about Bree.
24:10I'm trying to think of a good response,
24:12but it's not fun giving you shit.
24:14You look so despondent.
24:16I don't know, man.
24:18I just feel like
24:20that's why I can't date Molly right now.
24:22You know, I just can't
24:24stop thinking about Bree.
24:26Yeah, it's okay.
24:28You can be casual after a breakup.
24:30That's very normal.
24:32I'm just trying to be nice.
24:34You know, and cooking a girl breakfast
24:36is the polite thing to do, I thought.
24:38If you worry so much about being
24:40the nice guy all the time,
24:42you're going to end up being a bigger dick.
24:44Look at me.
24:46I'm way too nice
24:48to everyone.
24:52Yeah.
24:54Let's go. Let's get back to the party. Come on.
24:56No, I think I'm going to head home.
24:58All right.
25:00I will tell Molly
25:02you are very chic.
25:04Appreciate it, man.
25:08So, what?
25:10You weren't having fun
25:12with your boys?
25:14I don't know.
25:16I feel like everything,
25:18everything is boring me.
25:22Like even helping out with the team.
25:24I don't care.
25:26Well, on the bright side,
25:28in just a few months, you'll graduate.
25:30Yeah, but what the fuck am I going to do?
25:32I didn't plan anything.
25:34I never had time to do it before.
25:36I keep wanting
25:38to reach out to Drew, but I feel like I'm
25:40being overbearing
25:42and
25:44Steven mentioned I should probably just wait
25:46and let him reach out to me.
25:48Okay, that is dumb advice.
25:50If you want to talk to Drew,
25:52just call him.
25:58What?
26:00What are you doing with those?
26:02I'm, uh, I'm weeding out the pink ones
26:04because you hate them.
26:06I don't actually hate the pink ones. No one hates the pink ones.
26:08You told me that you hate them.
26:10Yeah, because you like them and I was trying to be generous.
26:12That's crazy.
26:14So I've just been sitting here having all the pink ones
26:16and you've been sitting there in misery?
26:18I was trying to be a low-maintenance
26:20girlfriend.
26:22Well, this ends tonight.
26:24Oop! Whoa!
26:26Sorry. Stop.
26:30You know, you don't need to make shit up
26:32for my sake.
26:34Yeah, you shouldn't be too flattered. I mean, I kind of do it
26:36with everyone, so. Give me more examples.
26:38Oh my God, there's like a million.
26:40I...
26:42Come on, let's hear them.
26:44Okay, I didn't really love your massages.
26:46They were kind of extremely painful.
26:48Oh, okay.
26:50And I
26:52hate watching football.
26:54Or any sport.
26:56Really?
26:58It's so boring.
27:04And...
27:06What?
27:08Okay.
27:10You know when we had sex?
27:12Oh, shit.
27:14Yeah?
27:16I kind of fake my orgasms.
27:18Uh...
27:20How many?
27:22Like, all of them.
27:24Like, every single one.
27:26Jesus.
27:28What?
27:30Really, it's not you.
27:32I've never come with anyone.
27:34I'm just like, I'm way
27:36too in my head. I'm like,
27:38I'm thinking about if my tits
27:40look weird, or if I'm
27:42making a stupid face.
27:44This is still very bad news for me.
27:46I'm sorry.
27:48Have you slept with anyone since May?
27:50Have you?
27:52Of course.
27:58Hey, um...
28:00Would you sleep here
28:02tonight?
28:04I just really hate being in here
28:06alone, and I haven't really been sleeping
28:08very well.
28:10Yeah.
28:12Sure.
28:14But you didn't answer my question.
28:16Have you slept with anyone else since May?
28:20Nope.
28:24So you're not sleeping, you're not having sex.
28:26Sounds like you've been a complete
28:28fucking disaster without me.
28:30Oh, you're so annoying!
28:32I'm not feeling this.
28:34Happy Halloween.
28:42Hey!
28:44Hi!
28:46I haven't seen Pippa. Have you seen her?
28:48I saw her leave a while ago.
28:50Wait, really? I would have walked back with her.
28:52I'm sure she got home.
28:54She's a big girl. I'm sure she could handle herself.
28:56That's not really the point.
28:58Is Pippa fun? She seems...
29:00What? Yeah, Pippa's
29:02amazing. She's one of the best people I know.
29:04Yeah, I think she's great.
29:08Hey.
29:10I'm not
29:12trying to start anything, but my brother's
29:14actually a really good person.
29:16Oh, okay.
29:18Who's your brother? Steven.
29:20Oh my god.
29:22Steven has
29:24a sister? I'm not doing this.
29:26Okay, why doesn't Lucy tell you
29:28what kind of guy your brother is?
29:30It sounds like he tried to be nice and she kind of stalked him.
29:32Stalked him?
29:34Sadie, come on.
29:36Yes, please, take the rabid child away.
29:38Wait, hold on, hold on. Come here.
29:40I'm actually curious about this.
29:42That's what your brother told you, that I stalked him?
29:44The night was the first time I even heard him say your name.
29:48That's even more fucked up
29:50because we were in a relationship
29:52for a whole school year. I was his girlfriend.
29:54Okay?
29:56And he treated me horribly
29:58because that's what he does. He lies
30:00and he manipulates. And I know he's your
30:02brother. I know you love him, but he's a
30:04very bad person. And someday you're
30:06going to wake up and you're going to see him for
30:08who he is and it's going to be a really sad day
30:10for you.
30:12What the fuck is wrong
30:14with you? Come on.
30:18I think you might have
30:20just traumatized that 12-year-old.
30:26Morning.
30:40These are
30:42really good.
30:44Thanks.
30:46It's a shitty camera.
30:48I'm saving
30:50for a better one.
30:52You should really pursue this.
30:54You're talented.
31:04I'm sorry.
31:06I got agitated last night.
31:08It's okay.
31:10Can we make up?
31:12Please.
31:24Fuck.
31:26I just want you all the time.
31:28Let me order
31:30breakfast. So it'll be here when we're ready
31:32for it, yeah?
31:44Hey.
31:46Could I get...
31:48Pancakes.
31:50One order of pancakes, please.
31:52Scrambled eggs
31:54and a pitcher of
31:56mimosas, please.
32:00What?
32:02Look, you're just so comfortable being
32:04so naked
32:06all over the place.
32:08I've noticed you've been covering up a bit this weekend.
32:12Well, don't laugh.
32:14Okay?
32:16But
32:18this weekend was so last minute
32:20that I didn't have time to do a whole
32:24grooming routine.
32:26Well, it still looks good to me.
32:32You don't need to do all that, though.
32:34Getting rid of everything, it looks a bit
32:36prepubescent.
32:42Oh.
32:44Yeah, well,
32:46I'll definitely stop then.
32:48Okay.
32:50Just a thought.
32:56Is there anything else
32:58that you'd like for me to do?
33:00No.
33:02No, I just meant that
33:04you don't need to worry
33:06so much about it.
33:08By the time you're my age, you won't care about
33:10that little body hair.
33:12Oh.
33:16Well,
33:18it's too bad we won't know each other by then.
33:20Why wouldn't we?
33:36Your fingers are so huge.
33:42Oh.
34:12Hey, Lucy.
34:14Hi.
34:16Wrigley?
34:18Goodbye, Lucy.
34:22Hi.
34:24Hi.
34:26We're not fucking.
34:28I swear.
34:30I didn't say anything.
34:34We're just friends.
34:36We're just friends.
34:38I didn't say anything.
34:42We're just friends. It's nice.
34:44Okay.
34:46Good. I'm happy for you.
34:48I love Wrigley.
34:50Really?
34:52Mm-hmm.
34:54Lydia and I are gonna go grab some breakfast.
34:56You wanna come?
34:58Yes.
35:00I need shoes.
35:04Okay.
35:08What?
35:10Hey, let me call you right back.
35:12Don't worry.
35:14Hey, you okay? What's going on?
35:16Do you guys know this girl?
35:18Oh, yeah.
35:20That's the girl who wrote the parakeet essay.
35:22Katie?
35:24Yeah, she's kind of weird.
35:26I knew it. She's crazy.
35:28Okay, she hooked up with my brother
35:30and then sent some insane e-mail to her entire sorority
35:32stating that he basically
35:34raped her or something.
35:36She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
35:38When did this happen?
35:40I guess last week,
35:42but she sent the e-mail today.
35:44I mean, I'm sorry,
35:46but Chris is, like, objectively good-looking.
35:48I doubt he has to be going around raping girls.
35:50Lydia, come on.
35:52Well, I'm sorry. I'm pissed, okay?
35:54You said yourself this girl is crazy.
35:56No, no, I didn't say she was crazy,
35:58and I think maybe we should find out some more details
36:00before we start calling her that.
36:02More details?
36:04You were not there.
36:06You're talking about my brother.
36:08I know, but just because he's your brother
36:10doesn't mean it's impossible for him to fuck us.
36:12So you're calling him a rapist?
36:14No, that's...
36:16Then what are you calling him?
36:18I'm gonna let you guys talk, okay?
36:20You've known Chris his entire life.
36:22You know he would never do anything like this.
36:24Lydia, we weren't there.
36:30I'm sorry.
36:32What do you need me to say?
36:34Okay, um...
36:36I'm gonna go get a coffee
36:38and, like, breathe for a second
36:40because you're really freaking me out right now.
36:42Lydia.
36:50Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
36:52Uh, yeah.
36:54He's really upset with me.
36:56You're gonna want to retake that as soon as possible.
36:58Yale won't even look at a score under 170.
37:00I can't just retake it.
37:02Steve and I barely made 150.
37:04I'm clearly not ready.
37:06I'm not gonna humiliate myself
37:08by failing a second time.
37:10So what's your plan?
37:12Study...
37:14and...
37:16retake it next year.
37:18Apply to law school then.
37:20That's crazy.
37:22It's what my dad said I should do.
37:24I think he wants me to learn a lesson or something.
37:26I feel like this is the first time
37:29I hope he doesn't take it out on you.
37:32What do you mean?
37:34Just...
37:36helping you with Yale.
37:38We were kind of a package deal.
37:40Unless...
37:42you decide to wait with me.
37:52Oh, my God.
37:54What?
37:56Just, uh...
37:58Just an e-mail that went out to the whole
38:00sorority this morning.
38:02Hey.
38:04Where were you last night?
38:06Uh...
38:08Slept at Pippa's.
38:10Are you joking?
38:12I just fell asleep over there.
38:14We didn't hook up or anything.
38:16Why would you hang out with a girl
38:18who ruined your brother's life
38:20if you're not even getting laid?
38:22Why do you care?
38:24Well, if I feel okay about it,
38:26so should you.
38:28Right?
38:30I don't. I don't care.
38:32Well, I'm good.
38:34I'm gonna shower.
38:40They had no vanilla syrup left,
38:42so now I have to drink coffee
38:44that actually tastes like coffee.
38:46Thanks.
38:50Last night was fun.
38:52That Lucy girl is crazy, though.
38:54You were right.
38:56When did you meet Lucy?
38:58When you went to get my shoes.
39:00She kind of lost her shit at me.
39:02Yeah, yeah. Lucy got a little dramatic,
39:04but I-I pulled Sadie away.
39:06What did she say to you?
39:08That you're a liar
39:10and a manipulator
39:12and someday I'm gonna find out
39:14what a bad person you are.
39:16It's...
39:18It's fine. It's not like I believe her.
39:22It's...
39:24It's fine.
39:52Come on.
40:08Hi, it's Lucy.
40:10Leave a message.
40:14Hey. Thanks for your little speech.
40:16That was-that was cute.
40:18You're welcome.
40:20I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me
40:22from Lucy.
40:24That's what she does.
40:26Makes everyone but herself out to be the bad guy.
40:28Even you.
40:30Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.
40:32I've known Lucy since kindergarten.
40:34Oh, I know. I know. I know. She told me.
40:36What else did she say?
40:38She said that your biggest goal in life
40:40was to stay under 110 pounds.
40:42You lost your virginity when you were only 14,
40:44which, in Lucy's opinion, was really gross.
40:46You think you're this rebel
40:48conformist.
40:50You're gonna end up just like your mom.
40:52I don't know your mom, obviously,
40:54but I think she meant that as a negative.
40:56And, oh, yeah, she thinks you're jealous of her.
40:58Personally, I think Lucy's probably the one
41:00that's jealous, is she?
41:02She never told me
41:04how hot you are.
41:18Oh, my God.
41:32Jesus.
41:48Jesus.
42:00Hey.
42:02Hey, I-I-I
42:04really don't want to fight with you, okay?
42:06Obviously,
42:08Chris is your brother, and you're gonna stand up for him,
42:10and I-I should not have said anything.
42:12And I'm-I'm sorry.
42:14You-you know I love you.
42:16Do you?
42:18Because I just ran into Stephen,
42:20and he said a bunch of shit.
42:22What? About what?
42:24This stuff that you apparently said about me.
42:26Like how you think I'm a
42:28conformist who's gonna end up
42:30like my mom, and he knew
42:32about me losing my virginity at 14.
42:34I-I obviously didn't say any of that, Lydia.
42:36It was just kind of detailed, Lucy.
42:38This is what he does.
42:40This is what he does. He twists shit all the time.
42:42He just left me the most disgusting voicemail
42:44I have ever heard in my life.
42:48He's-he's pissed that I said stuff
42:50to his sister, and he won't say anything
42:52to hurt me right now.
42:56You-you believe me over him,
42:58right? Yeah.
43:00Yeah, I do.
43:02It's just been a weird weekend, so...
43:04I know. I know.
43:06I'm sorry.
43:08We can still grab some breakfast.
43:10I still have to pack.
43:12It's coming at noon. Yeah, okay.
43:16You know I love you,
43:18right?
43:20I know.
43:22I love you, too.
43:24Come here.
43:42Come here.
44:12Uh, what?
44:14So you talked shit to my sister last night,
44:16and now you're not going to pick up your fucking phone?
44:18I knew you were pathetic,
44:20but I didn't realize you were still quite this desperate
44:22to get my attention.
44:30I'm sorry.
44:32I'm sorry.
44:34I'm sorry.
44:36I'm sorry.
44:38I'm sorry.
44:40I'm sorry.
44:46Do you wonder why I got tired of fucking you, Lucy?
44:52It's not because you're crazy.
44:54It's because you are
44:56so completely forgettable.
44:58No matter how hard you try
45:00to make yourself even marginally interesting,
45:02you cannot, you can't fucking do it,
45:04Lucy, because you're just a pointless, fucking
45:06cunt! Hey.
45:08You do not understand the full context.
45:10She has been bothering me
45:12for months, and the fact that she spoke to you,
45:14and I... I lost it.
45:20Hey, please. Please, can you say something?
45:22Just say something. Anything. Anything.
45:24Just say something.
45:26Sissy, you sounded like
45:28Pom. Don't say that.
45:30I am nothing like her. You know that.
45:32You know that.
45:36I'm sorry.
45:40I have never spoken to
45:42anyone like that before.
45:44Sadie.
45:46Sadie, hey.
45:48Please. Please.
45:50Say something. Say something. Come on.
45:52Please.
45:54It's okay.
45:56It's fine.
45:58It just seems tired.
46:02It's okay.
46:32I'm gonna miss having you all to myself.
46:48This was the best time I've ever had.
46:52We should do it again soon.
47:02Okay.
47:18What's up? You seem nervous.
47:20Things are just a little bit
47:22weird with Lydia.
47:24I don't know.
47:26And I'm worried about Pippa.
47:28She's going through some stuff that's
47:30hard to tell.
47:32That's okay. You don't have to tell me.
47:36I wasn't a very good
47:38friend last year.
47:40And every time I think about it,
47:42it just makes me
47:44very anxious.
47:46I don't know.
47:48I just feel all this pressure to
47:50make up for it or something.
47:52You gotta be easy on yourself.
47:54I don't think you would've liked me
47:56if you met me last year.
47:58Do you think that has something to do
48:00with your violent past?
48:02Oh, my God.
48:06I was hoping you'd forget that.
48:08That's so annoying.
48:10I don't know. It's the only thing
48:12I keep thinking about.
48:14I just... I cannot
48:16get over the hypocrisy.
48:18Okay. In my defense,
48:20I did it for Lydia.
48:22In my defense, I did it for Lydia,
48:24and he fucking deserved it, okay?
48:26Okay. I do need to see your technique
48:28immediately, though.
48:30Come on. One punch.
48:32One, please.
48:34You're rubbing up.
48:40Poor guy.
48:42Poor guy.
48:44Hey.
48:58Hey.
49:00Hey.
49:02What are you doing?
49:04What?
49:06Oh, no. I'm just touching up my roots.
49:08Oh. Yeah.
49:11Actually,
49:13could you
49:15look at the back and let me know
49:17if I missed any spots? I can't see.
49:19Oh, yeah. Sure.
49:23Uh, yes. You missed some spots.
49:25Like...
49:27Like all of them.
49:29What?
49:31Uh, here.
49:33I can help you.
49:35Really?
49:37Yeah, sure.
49:40Um...
49:46Let's see.
49:50Okay.
49:54Thank you. Yeah.
49:58How was the rest of your night?
50:01It was good.
50:03I just went home early.
50:10One of my
50:12sorority sisters sent out an email
50:14this morning.
50:16Katie?
50:21Yeah. I heard.
50:29I'm just wondering...
50:31Mm-hmm?
50:33What was your plan
50:35if I didn't show up at your door
50:37just now?
50:43Mm.
50:45Remain blissfully ignorant
50:47about how horrible the back of my head looked.
50:49That was it.
50:53Well,
50:55thank God I'm here now.
51:08And I don't know where I am.
51:10I don't know where I've been.
51:12But I know where
51:14I want to go.
51:17And so I thought I'd
51:19let you know.
51:21Yeah, these things
51:23take forever.
51:25I especially am slow.
51:28But I realized
51:30that I need you.
51:32And I wondered if I could
51:34come home.
51:36Mm.
51:38Mm.