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00:00That's her soaking. I just saw it on TikTok. They said,
00:03what's the weirdest thing you did on campus? She goes, I was a bed pusher.
00:06She's like, and you stay under the thing and you do like this.
00:11All right, everyone, welcome to Out and About. It is Tuesday,
00:18September 24th. First day of fall was yesterday.
00:21It was still 80 degrees out.
00:23It's disgusting. It was cold in Massachusetts when I went up home.
00:26It was like, I was freezing my ass off. It was like 50 degrees.
00:29And then I come down here, it's 80. It was great.
00:31It was cold in Connecticut as well.
00:33Now, Nana was in the club, however, a temperature controlled club.
00:36No, no, no. I was outside too. When I got there, it was cold out.
00:40What'd you go outside for?
00:41Like to get into the car.
00:42To walk inside.
00:44You went inside to walk outside. Well, that's lovely. Yeah, it was fucking freezing up in
00:48Massachusetts. Did a little motorcycle trip. I was a great brother-in-law. Had my sister-in-law
00:52stay at my apartment in New York, which I just talked about on live. And here we are, another
00:57week together before our big vacation over the weekend.
01:01Where are we going?
01:02We're going to Georgia, babe. Remember?
01:06Oh, I forgot about that.
01:07Yeah, me too. We're going to Palomas, UGA, University of Georgia, Athens.
01:12Is that different from a UTI?
01:15Yes. Well, you can get a UTI at UGA and also at UTA.
01:21Now I'm all turned around.
01:23But we're going to do that. We're going to have fun. It's going to be great. What's new with you?
01:27Well, well, shit.
01:34I don't know. I was ripped from my sleep this morning because I didn't set the alarm on time.
01:38Well, I didn't set the alarm.
01:41Babe usually wakes up and leaves the house by 8.30. So I was like, oh, I was assuming it was
01:468.30. Because when he left this morning, I thought it was 8.30. So I looked at my phone
01:50and it was not. It was two hours later.
01:52Turns out it was 6.30 PM.
01:54I took two new gummies last night from Ollie.
01:58What's Ollie?
01:59It's like some like gummy brand for sleep. Melatonin.
02:03It works?
02:03Melatonin.
02:05Melatonin?
02:06I guess it worked. Yeah, it was fine. But so I'm a little disoriented. I was, you know,
02:11I don't know where I am.
02:12Well, you never do. So, I mean, has that really changed anything?
02:16No. What did I want to tell you about?
02:20Something. Oh, did you watch The Menendez Brothers?
02:22I am two and a half episodes in.
02:25Okay. Have you watched it?
02:26Did you see the wig snatching?
02:27Yes.
02:27Yes. He's on season one.
02:29Yes. And I got, I screamed on my couch.
02:31I know. I was like, what is, what is this, honey?
02:34How far in are you?
02:35I think I got to like almost the last episode.
02:38You watched, it's a nine parts. You watched all the fucking.
02:40Oh, no, not, maybe not all nine.
02:42I'm like two and a half in.
02:43I'm in the one, I'm at the part where he's in.
02:45No, it's twelve.
02:46Well, he's in jail. Everyone knows he went to jail.
02:52He's in jail and he makes that boyfriend. He meets his boyfriend.
02:54Oh my God.
02:55That's the episode I'm at.
02:56The dick in the shower.
02:57Was that a real dick?
02:59I was desperately trying to find online.
03:01It never is. They always make a fake dick.
03:04It was fucking huge. And then he did like.
03:06Well, he was stroking.
03:07He did a backhanded stroke.
03:08A backhanded stroke.
03:10Classic move. Brian can't even make eye contact with us right now.
03:13I know.
03:14Did you watch it?
03:15No.
03:15He was in there.
03:17Yeah, it was like, you know, you're standing there and it'll be kind of fluffed.
03:20He didn't do it this way.
03:22He did a backhand stroke so he could have kind of played it off like he was adjusting.
03:26But that big black queen who was in there with him.
03:28Yeah. They didn't show his dick though. I was annoyed.
03:30Well, they couldn't get a wide enough angle.
03:32Yeah.
03:32On the camera.
03:33I love that. So I'm at that scene.
03:35I loved that.
03:36But everyone and their mother is saying now that Ryan Murphy is
03:40not accurate with these portrayals of the gentleman.
03:44Saying there was no incestual relationship between the two.
03:47But the thing is, if you know Ryan Murphy, he oversexualizes anything.
03:51Who's that? The director?
03:53Ryan Murphy. He's a creator of all these shows.
03:55He does American Horror Story. He does all this stuff.
03:57Homoerotic cinema is his thing.
04:02He thrives on it. All his fans want to see it.
04:04The sexy guys, their bodies, overtly sexual things.
04:07He always weaves that narrative into anything he's doing.
04:12A gaze for the male eye.
04:14A gaze for the gaze.
04:16Yeah. So he always does that. So I think I wouldn't expect anything less from that.
04:20He was hot. The brothers are... I don't like Lyle.
04:23I like the one who was jerking off in the shower. That's the problem.
04:26The other one is like, you're a little relaxed.
04:28But he's a little bitch boy that cried to that fucking therapist.
04:32I can't believe that shit actually fucking happened.
04:34I'm so annoyed that he told.
04:35What?
04:35I'm so annoyed that he told.
04:36They were going to get caught anyway.
04:38You think so?
04:38Yes.
04:39How? Who else knew?
04:40It always comes back to the family.
04:42There was no signs of forced entry.
04:44There was no struggle.
04:45That means they knew the intruder.
04:46After you get fucked, is there signs of forced entry on your hole?
04:53Actually, it's the opposite.
04:55It's a little too smooth.
04:56Oh, that scene.
04:57I was going, what is this fucking show?
04:59I don't know.
05:00And then I'm like, they're in the shower smiling at each other.
05:02That's how they catch you.
05:02So you watch the rest of the series thinking they're going to see another dick.
05:05Every fucking in the world who was watching the show was ready to shut it off after episode two.
05:09But there was a second dick.
05:10Can you pull up his hog for us, son?
05:12There was a second dick.
05:14Wasn't there a second dick?
05:16Yes.
05:16Where?
05:16It was in a shower scene or something.
05:19Oh, I haven't got to that yet.
05:20But in my research, I found out that I'm looking forward to seeing the second dick scene.
05:25Look up Mendes Brothers shower dick.
05:30They did such a good job recreating the court scene.
05:32And it was the perfect.
05:33It was such a believable amount of like fluff on the cock too.
05:38Who is this?
05:38They weren't making out yet.
05:40We haven't gotten to this part.
05:41Go to Twitter.
05:42Scene two, incest scene.
05:45No, we don't want incest.
05:46We want shower prison.
05:47Are we just watching porn?
05:49Dude, try out Twitter there, Brian.
05:51There's Lyle.
05:52Lyle's looking hot there.
05:53I mean, you know, I have a thing.
05:53I have a fetish for murderers.
05:55I know you do.
05:57Aaron Hernandez is going to get a new series too.
05:59I'm going to watch that shit.
06:01That's too weird.
06:02This is like far enough removed.
06:03It's 30 something years ago.
06:03You want to let Scott Peterson blow your pussy out on Halloween?
06:06What year?
06:08The year he killed Lacey and the child.
06:10Was she already dead?
06:12No, he killed her.
06:13I know what I'm saying.
06:14Was it a murder?
06:15Yeah, he's leaving your house after the fucking.
06:18And then he's going to kill the wife.
06:19So he's not murdering.
06:19I know he's killing the wife.
06:21You know, he murdered one pussy that night.
06:23And it's mine.
06:24It was yours, but he's doing a second murder now.
06:26Yeah, of course.
06:28Here we go.
06:29Oh, no, God.
06:31It is so pathetic watching straight guys try and find dicks on the internet.
06:34It's like, what are we doing?
06:36I could find this cock in 0.2 seconds on my fucking phone.
06:40Vinny would have had it on his cell phone.
06:42We need a timer about how fast this is going to be for me to find this dick.
06:45It's going to be a half of a second.
06:47It's going to be a keyword.
06:48Are you on Twitter?
06:49I was.
06:50Mendes.
06:51Watch this.
06:52Mendes.
06:54Oh, Menendez shower dick.
06:59Oh, dick.
07:00I didn't do dick.
07:01Oh, wow.
07:05You're not going to find it.
07:06I think we will.
07:10Is this it?
07:12Yes.
07:12Is this it?
07:20How about this one?
07:21Well, ladies, if you find a Menendez showers dick scene, can you send it into Brian Ogden's
07:27inbox?
07:28What's your email, Brian, so I can send it on over?
07:30B Ogden, 05.
07:32B Ogden.
07:32If you got a dick pic on your phone.
07:34If you have one from a favorite movie, send it on over to B Ogden, 05 at gmail.com.
07:40This is really starting to upset me now.
07:42I can't find it.
07:43Do I have safe search?
07:44Oh, there it is.
07:44There it is.
07:45Right there.
07:45Right there.
07:46Oh, no, that's not.
07:47That's that's sex life.
07:49I don't have a great dick scene.
07:50Remember Euphoria, the locker room?
07:53Yes.
07:56Anyways, we're looking forward to.
07:58I'm looking forward to seeing.
07:59I know I'm thinking that they're talking about like, you know, hopefully this like.
08:04I feel bad because they were so close that they got separated for their whole lives.
08:08I know killing your parents.
08:09They probably deserve to the family, though.
08:10Also, the the murder scene.
08:12Did you watch the first one?
08:13I haven't seen any of it.
08:14No, it was.
08:15That was very graphic.
08:16Violent.
08:17I was like, oh, they're going to you'll hear a gunshot and they'll turn away.
08:20They're like standing over him.
08:22You see the hand get blown off.
08:24You see the side of his head get blown out.
08:26Holy shit.
08:26Yeah.
08:27You see her bussy get blown out.
08:29It was very well done.
08:30Yeah, they fucking killed.
08:31They had to.
08:31They had no choice.
08:32Yeah, she was addicted to him.
08:34Words of Lyle.
08:36So I don't know what's happening.
08:39I think that there should be prison reform.
08:40I think Kim Kardashian's been doing things like for crimes like, you know, weed crimes.
08:45Now things are now legal.
08:46Not killing your parents isn't legal now, but they were saying, you know, Gypsy got out.
08:51Yeah, that was weird.
08:52That was a weird situation.
08:53And now she's she's famous.
08:55But no, I think that they say like, you know, back then, sexual abuse toward men was considered
09:00a joke.
09:01It was.
09:02So no one takes that shit seriously.
09:04So nowadays where everyone's equal, it's it's, you know, just the same thing as being raped,
09:09being molested by a woman.
09:10So they gave them that sentence based on them being male and not taking their abuse seriously.
09:16So I think I think after 20 years, if the law has changed or something like that, they
09:20should look into there should be a retrial.
09:22Well, men's voices have been being silenced for a very long time.
09:24So it's nice to I'm not condoning murder, but I'm not.
09:28I am condoning the prison reform.
09:31Where we were pro prison reform, but we just want our people to get out.
09:35Just hot gay guys can get out with dick scenes.
09:39If you have a dick scene, you show us your dick.
09:41You can get out.
09:42How many?
09:42Should we start a program?
09:44Yeah.
09:44An outreach program.
09:45I wouldn't mind an out.
09:47You send us we send you commissary.
09:49You send us dick pics.
09:50Prison dick.
09:51They should also be prison hookers.
09:53I would love to go to a prison and suck 20 dicks at once.
09:55I would be getting throttled.
09:57Wouldn't you if that was an option to go to the prison to get blown out?
10:01Joey, I got to get it from somewhere.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Why not?
10:04Why not?
10:05A disgruntled prisoner?
10:07I would I would let that I would let the biggest, meanest prisoner.
10:12That's what they need to do.
10:14Fuck him.
10:15That's what they need to do to new prisoners before like, you know, that's like a punishment
10:19instead of going to prison.
10:20You just have rape.
10:21No, it's not rape because you're going to the program.
10:23You're part you're part of you signed up for the program.
10:25It's a orientation.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Or just, you know, you orientate your orientate.
10:30Just people don't donate their time, like hand jobs for the homeless.
10:34We started that many years ago.
10:35I like that.
10:36That's a real thing.
10:36They put on silk gloves and jerk off.
10:38I know it's for like people who have like mental.
10:40Poppy said he wants to start doing that.
10:41Well, he was well, he was the founder of the program.
10:43So, you know, he said he wanted to start doing like I'm going to like older people and being
10:48a caregiver as you just want to embezzle money from them when they're senile.
10:52Poppy walks over with a pen and a clipboard.
10:54Just sign here.
10:55Sign here.
10:56Starts showing up to your house in a Benz, takes a blade and lands on top of your fucking
11:00your building.
11:01But yeah, no, I wouldn't mind.
11:03I got to get it from somewhere.
11:04I think prison may be my next move.
11:06If I'm being honest with you.
11:06I think we already announced it.
11:09In prison right now to present day, would you buy them for Lyle with a he's got a fresh
11:14lace front.
11:15Okay.
11:16Or.
11:18This.
11:19Eric, but him and his black boyfriend have to double penetrate you at the same time.
11:24It's like spit roaster in the same hole.
11:26No, in the same hole.
11:27I can't take that.
11:28So you make it more realistic.
11:29Please.
11:29I'm not doing.
11:30I'm not being DP'd.
11:30Make it more realistic.
11:31Please.
11:32Or Lyle has Lyle has a nasty case of gonorrhea that you can't say.
11:37Well, I don't like Lyle.
11:39So I'm doing no, no, no, no.
11:40Eric has it.
11:41Is it super G super gone?
11:43Yeah.
11:44And I'm gonna have to wait.
11:45Will I have symptoms after six to eight weeks?
11:48We're talking extreme anal itch.
11:50I'm still taking it from him.
11:51You're not thinking about Lyle is he's too like aggressive, dude.
11:54It's like, relax.
11:55I feel like he would just jackhammer you.
11:57Like, it would just be like, like the other one seems a little more.
12:01Brian's just looking.
12:02I know.
12:02Brian, are you watching?
12:03The bit is done.
12:04He just keeps looking at other porn sites.
12:06Pull up, pull up.
12:09What do we got?
12:10Pull up something good.
12:11You know what?
12:12Should we all just stroke one out together, fellas?
12:14Why not?
12:15I'm ready.
12:17Climax today, Brian.
12:19No, no, no.
12:20Can't do that in the morning.
12:21Really?
12:21You don't have low tea for the rest of the day.
12:23I was edging.
12:24That's why I was so late.
12:25Do you wanna have an edge battle?
12:27No, but we're having a squirt off this week.
12:29Me, Kelly Kings and, um, and, um, live at least.
12:33They're having a squirt off.
12:34Nice.
12:34You could do a squirt off and we can do edge war or net.
12:37We could do edge battle.
12:38Sure.
12:38You know what that is?
12:39No.
12:39It's where you and the bros battle and you see how many times you can, uh, edge and then you stop.
12:43And it's an edge battle.
12:44First one to squirt loses.
12:46Okay.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Great.
12:49So swipe on over to our Patreon episode.
12:51If you want to see me and Brian in an edge battle.
12:53Did you watch, um, the perfect couple on Netflix?
12:55Yeah.
12:55I finished the whole thing.
12:57Did we talk about that last year?
12:58I thought it was fucking great.
12:59You know what?
13:00Actually, no, this Mendez will be better.
13:01It lost my attention a little bit.
13:03At which part?
13:04The end.
13:04It's like, we got it enough with like the campy interviews.
13:06The ending sucks.
13:08Spoiler.
13:09I dare you to spoil it.
13:10No, I'm not going to spoil it.
13:10The ending is like, it could have been so much better.
13:14What would you have preferred?
13:15Well, we can't say because then you'll spoil it.
13:17You know what I would have preferred?
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14:31Lyle.
14:32Also, they are fucking ugly in real life.
14:35I wouldn't think so.
14:35They're a little Neanderthals looking in real life.
14:38If I see a guy and he has like a pronounced, is that Ben Stiller?
14:43Like a pronounced forehead, like a pronounced one of these.
14:47It's like Neanderthal, like football.
14:51I love that show.
14:52I love the dance scene, and I didn't know the theme song because my friend is a singer
14:56of the theme song.
14:57I'm obsessed with that song.
14:58I looked it up, and it's Meghan Trainor.
15:00Ah, I didn't know you were friends with Meghan Trainor.
15:03I am.
15:03She follows me on all platforms.
15:05Very nice.
15:06Um, but I love that song now, and I want to learn the dance.
15:11We could do that.
15:12There's a TikTok I saved that I wanted to do with you.
15:14I've been wanting to do a TikTok every morning, the dance, but it's too complex.
15:17But I want to do one with you today.
15:18I can't remember what it is.
15:19It's a pledge talk one.
15:20My hand on my hip.
15:22I did that.
15:23I did that three times this weekend.
15:24With what?
15:25Not on camera.
15:26Me and Nicole did.
15:26And Nicole, we kept forgetting to post it.
15:29Um, that appearance was fun.
15:31Thank you for ever to come out to Foxwoods.
15:33Nicole felt black, um, flat-lined.
15:37She, uh, fell flat on her back.
15:39What happened?
15:40She just had a whoops-a-daisy.
15:41There was confetti all over the ground.
15:43Are you suing?
15:43And she had a wedge on.
15:46Ah, yeah.
15:47Cork wedge?
15:47Yeah.
15:49The coracle, the cork, it doesn't provide grip.
15:52You gotta take sandpaper to the bottom of it.
15:53I gotta say, Foxwoods is far.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Foxwoods is in the middle of...
15:57Nope.
15:58I hate Foxwoods.
15:58It took almost a four-hour drive.
16:01It's still going to Boston, but, like, the opposite side.
16:04And that's just through the casino, once you're in, to get where you're going.
16:07You gotta take a fucking golf cart, because it's so goddamn big.
16:09Oh my goodness.
16:11It was brutal.
16:12It was, uh, well, at least when I was there, it was brutal.
16:14I was there for a bachelor party, like, probably, probably, like, ten years ago.
16:18And we had a smoking room.
16:21My room was smoking!
16:21They still do smoking rooms.
16:22No, the rooms don't smoke anymore.
16:24The hotel's not smoking, but my room reeked like an ashtray.
16:27It was so bad.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah.
16:28Did it make you want to smoke?
16:29No.
16:30I want...
16:31No, I did smoke a cigarette, but I didn't, um...
16:35Inhale.
16:36No.
16:36I did smoke a cigarette, but I didn't, um, I, um...
16:40I forget what I was saying.
16:43You can't smoke in those casinos.
16:44But I did gamble.
16:45I was up, and then I was down.
16:46But then at the end, Bay and I put in our monies together, and we, like, ended up spending,
16:51like, I don't know, $200 or $300.
16:55And we made, like, $500 or something.
16:56Not bad.
16:56And we, like, we doubled our money.
16:57Not doubled.
16:58We, like, we didn't lose any money.
17:00Evened yourself out.
17:01Yeah, well, I lost all the money, but then what he gained made up for my loss.
17:06But you didn't get to keep it.
17:07Therefore, you still lost.
17:08Well, it's all my money at the end of the day.
17:11Daddy.
17:13Um, how was your weekend, Brian?
17:15It was good.
17:17You're looking hot, Brian.
17:18Oh, thank you.
17:18Yeah, you really are.
17:19Are you getting your hair colored at the salon?
17:21No.
17:22This is natural.
17:23This is...
17:23Get in that mic.
17:24...the lawns.
17:25Get in that mic.
17:25We can't hear you.
17:26Do you have a pet?
17:28I do.
17:29Is it a gerbil that's clean-shaven?
17:32Okay.
17:33It's a pit bull.
17:34Oh, you do have a pit bull?
17:35Yeah.
17:35And are you dating someone?
17:37No.
17:37A living, not a living lover?
17:38No, no.
17:40Single guy.
17:41Do you let the pit bull knot you?
17:43What's that mean?
17:43What does knot you?
17:45Oh, is that when their dick gets a knot?
17:46And it gets stuck in your asshole because...
17:48Oh, God.
17:51I had a feeling that's what it was.
17:53Yeah, they get knots, like, in the...
17:55Like, just engorge blood, so it's like a...
17:56At the base of their penis.
17:58So once it's in, you can't pull it out?
17:59Yeah, until they've released their semen.
18:04It's unclimaxing.
18:05Well, luckily, Brian's so loose down there,
18:08you can pull that thing in and out.
18:10What kind of ladies do you like, Brian?
18:12We're on live.
18:12Ladies?
18:13Yeah.
18:13If you had to pick a lady?
18:15Yeah.
18:16Anyone who's nice, honestly.
18:17Yeah.
18:18What, like...
18:18Like, who at the office, would you bet?
18:23You can't say that.
18:24Do it.
18:25HR.
18:27I'm kidding.
18:27I like...
18:29I get you.
18:30I don't know, like a cool artsy girl or something.
18:34You like a goth chick?
18:36Sure, yes.
18:37That's a whole meme online.
18:39Yes.
18:39It's like when the emo goth chick...
18:42When you pretend to have blue hair for an emo goth chick?
18:44Yes, yep.
18:45Or the big titty goth girlfriend.
18:47Big titty...
18:47Yeah, okay, so we're in the same algorithm.
18:48Yes, yep.
18:49You want a big titty goth girlfriend?
18:51I'm not opposed to it.
18:52With a septum ring?
18:53Yes, gotta have a septum ring.
18:54This hat.
18:56Unironically.
18:57The boots with, like, the spikes on the bottom or something.
19:01Oh, really?
19:02You need to go to the Renaissance Fair.
19:03They got those there?
19:04No, but I think they...
19:05They're all, like, autistic, though.
19:06Those are not, like, regular.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Lilith Fair.
19:09That's... we support that.
19:10The Lilith Fair.
19:11The what?
19:11Lilith Fair.
19:12What's Lilith?
19:13You don't know the Lilith Fair?
19:15It sounds like... are you saying that right?
19:16Lilith Fair.
19:17Lilith?
19:18Yeah.
19:18What is that?
19:19It's like the big Sarah McLachlan, like, lesbian...
19:22Sarah McLachlan's a lesbian?
19:24No, but it's like... it's like...
19:25Can you Google Lilith Fair and just see?
19:27You'll see from the picture.
19:28It's like a woman's, like, festival.
19:31How bad do you think we would get shunned if we went there with barstool mics?
19:35You... you don't tell me what to do with my body!
19:40What?
19:41Where is it?
19:41Do you know?
19:42Is it in Jersey?
19:43Is it still going on?
19:46Look, body rates on the stage.
19:47Body rates!
19:49Is that, uh...
19:50Give me one reason I stay here!
19:52I don't know.
19:52And I'll turn your ass around.
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20:48Have you upgraded your flight?
20:55I changed my flight.
20:56You're going Saturday?
20:58No, I'm going Friday, but a different time.
21:00They didn't have first class available.
21:02They had it available.
21:03It was $600 more.
21:04I saw that.
21:04So I did the one that was $300.
21:05Log on today.
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21:10Upgrade that.
21:10I'm leaving.
21:11I'm not coming back.
21:12I'm not coming back to New York.
21:13I have to go right to Vegas.
21:15For what?
21:15On Sunday.
21:17I'm filming for Jersey Shore.
21:19You are?
21:19I'm not Vegas.
21:20Nashville.
21:21Sorry.
21:21Nashville.
21:22Very fun.
21:22Will you say hi to the man who, the love of my life while you're there?
21:25Oh, does he want to come hang out with us at the Snooki shop?
21:27No.
21:28Now open at 144, whatever street.
21:31That'll be fun.
21:32Maybe.
21:34That'll be very good.
21:34So you're going straight there to Vegas.
21:37Oh, so that means on Monday I'm going to have to do an intro from Nashville.
21:40So I'm not leaving until Tuesday.
21:42Nana's going to be on a bender.
21:43Oh, you're back on the sauce by the way.
21:44No, I'm not.
21:45You were saucing on Friday.
21:47But that's okay because you were at a club appearance.
21:50Saturday was a club appearance.
21:52Wasn't it?
21:53Over under 10 drinks.
21:56That night?
21:57Yeah.
21:58Probably over 10 because I had drinks at dinner.
22:00I'd wine with dinner.
22:02And actually maybe not.
22:05I think because I only had like three drinks at dinner and then I probably had like four
22:09or five drinks.
22:11Probably less than 10.
22:13Wow.
22:13On the whole night?
22:14Well, because I also was on peyote.
22:19But no, I'm so excited to get back to my...
22:21I'm not drinking on those fake tours.
22:25What fake tours?
22:26Those.
22:26I'll have a couple high noons just to be polite.
22:28But I'm bringing my Bible, my sober Bible.
22:32You know in every hotel across America there's a Bible in the bedside table?
22:36Not every hotel I've looked.
22:37You've looked?
22:38I look every time.
22:39You open it up and piss on it?
22:40No, because people leave money in there.
22:42Is that true?
22:42Yes.
22:44That's how you know Nanny used to be poor.
22:47She knows there's dollar bills in Bibles in hotels.
22:52The brotherhood pays it forward.
22:54They put money in the Bible and then you take it and then you suppose it's a good American.
22:57That's a known thing.
22:58I had no idea.
22:59Who put money in Bibles?
23:01Money in Bibles.
23:04Yeah, it's going to be fun.
23:04You've never been to an SEC football game.
23:06You should bring Bay.
23:07We're not even going to the football game.
23:08We're going to host a party for it though.
23:10Like the whole town is nuts.
23:12I can't wait to just yell, go dogs.
23:14UGA is the most fun I've ever had at a college football.
23:16What bar are we going to be at?
23:17We'll be at Paloma's on Saturday.
23:21Then we're going to sit up Old Silva's and the General Beauregard's.
23:25And Jeffrey Vibbert's going to be with us.
23:27Jeffrey Vibbert will be with us.
23:28Jeffrey Epstein will be with us.
23:31The late Rue McClanahan in spirit.
23:34And Mr. Portnoy, now I wish.
23:37Okay, Bibles, dollars in Bibles in those hotels.
23:41Oh, you're right.
23:42Okay.
23:43Sometimes placed between the pages containing particular passages.
23:47You've never replaced that?
23:48You've only taken.
23:49Now I place a dollar bill between his cheeks.
23:53That's my holy Bible.
23:55Yeah, you find it.
23:58I parted the BC.
23:59I know.
24:00So wait, there's a Bible.
24:01Is there a Book of Mormon in every room?
24:04No, I wish.
24:06I like the Book of Mormon.
24:06That's the hottest religion there is.
24:08I like Mormons.
24:09Have you ever met a Mormon?
24:10Well, we're about to Joe.
24:12We're about to meet a goddamn Mormon right now.
24:13We're about to meet two of them.
24:14Okay, we're about to meet.
24:15One newly reformed.
24:17A newly reformed.
24:18Now I want to say something before we get them.
24:20We go to our interview here.
24:22Never had a soft-boiled egg?
24:23No.
24:24Have you had a soft swinger?
24:25Well, I was pretty damn close in this interview because we had Macy and Jesse on from the
24:31Secret Lives of Mormon Lives.
24:33The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu.
24:38Number one show on Hulu.
24:40These bitches created mom talk.
24:42They created mom talk.
24:44They got famous because they were doing a live and one of them's like,
24:48yeah, we all swing.
24:49Everyone's like, hold the phone.
24:50What?
24:50You swing?
24:51Yeah.
24:51So they're sleeping with each other's husbands, with each other's wives.
24:54There's some heavy petting involved.
24:56What was the vibe that you got from them?
24:58That they're fun, good people.
25:01Hot husbands.
25:02Just trying to do right by the Lord but still turn up a little bit.
25:05I think that, you know, just let the ladies live.
25:07Aren't we all?
25:08Yeah.
25:09Aren't we all?
25:12Do two good things a day for the Lord and then sleep with a friend's husband.
25:15Fuck it.
25:16I mean, the Lord does forgive.
25:18Brian, what's your favorite proverb?
25:21He who sleeps with a man shall be stoned to death.
25:23And also your favorite pronoun after that.
25:25Yep.
25:28Them.
25:29They, them.
25:30They, them.
25:30Great.
25:31Very good.
25:32He wants a butch, dyke, non-binary.
25:37You know who I'm picturing?
25:38You remember the show Euphoria?
25:39I think so.
25:39You remember the girl on Euphoria who was the goth with hat?
25:42Yes.
25:43With huge tits and she would do like sex cam work.
25:48This is who I'm picturing for you.
25:51She's all right.
25:52He just wants the tits fat, not the gut.
25:55You're a tit guy.
25:55You're not an ass guy.
25:56I'm an ass guy for sure.
25:58So am I.
26:00I was, I was, I was.
26:00Tit guys I think are like over 40.
26:02If you're like under 40, you're not a tit guy.
26:06You're immature.
26:06If you're a tit guy, you're immature.
26:08Yes.
26:08What's all that movement back there?
26:12If, yeah, if you, if you're just a straight up boob guy, you're a child.
26:16Yes.
26:17Boobs.
26:17You're like 50 I think.
26:18I like boobs.
26:19You're like knockers.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Knockers.
26:21Yeah.
26:22Would you rather have knockers or sweater puppies?
26:25Sweater puppies.
26:27Sorry, Dave's texting.
26:30You good?
26:32Yeah.
26:32Would you rather have flapjacks?
26:36Or, or boobs?
26:39Boobs?
26:40Flapjacks are like flat boobs with like.
26:42I thought we were talking about pancakes.
26:44We are.
26:45Oh.
26:45No, we're talking about boobs.
26:47Yeah.
26:47Sweater puppies or tits?
26:49Tits.
26:51Knockers or boobs?
26:55Knockers.
26:55What about melons or knockers?
26:58Melons.
27:00Melons.
27:00I love melon.
27:01Melons are probably.
27:02I buy cantaloupe and watermelon every week on my grocery list.
27:06Now the mind will wander.
27:08All right.
27:08We have Jesse and Macy here from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
27:11We did not hold back.
27:12They did not hold back.
27:13I think you guys are really going to enjoy this interview.
27:16Make sure to go to nowshewilltour.com for some closure.
27:22Here is the interview.
27:23Joey.
27:24What?
27:25You should check out the new movie My Old Ass starring Maisie Stella and Aubrey Plaza.
27:30Here's what it is.
27:31Okay.
27:31On the night of her 18th birthday, while on mushrooms with her two best friends,
27:34Maisie Stella's character, Elliot, meets her 39-year-old self, played by Aubrey Plaza.
27:40Then, when Elliot's older self begins giving unsolicited advice about where she should go
27:44and what she should and shouldn't do in life, Elliot begins to realize that everything that
27:48used to make sense doesn't make sense anymore.
27:50Oh my God.
27:51This is for the same producers as Barbie and Salt Bird.
27:53My Old Ass is a coming-of-age story that ponders the question,
27:56what would you ask your older self?
27:57And what would you take?
27:59And would you take your own advice?
28:00Don't miss My Old Ass, written and directed by Megan Park.
28:03Now playing in select theaters everywhere Friday.
28:05Thank you guys for coming.
28:06Thanks for having us.
28:08I would have worn my lace front if I knew we were doing our hair like this today.
28:11I'm so jealous how you guys look.
28:12I would have brought you extensions if I knew.
28:13Oh my God.
28:14Nana's fresh off the VMAs.
28:16She's a little bit.
28:17Are you a little hungover?
28:18A little hungover.
28:19I was at a party with rappers last night.
28:21Me and Chet Hanks were doing lines of strippers' asses.
28:24It was a whole thing.
28:25Oh my God.
28:26It was crazy.
28:27It was a great night.
28:28Flavor Flav stuck his watch in my hand.
28:30It was a whole thing.
28:33Well, thank you for being here guys.
28:34I'm sure you feel like shit.
28:36I saw his outfit yesterday.
28:37I was so excited.
28:38I wish we could pull up a picture of the outfit.
28:39It was fantastic.
28:40We can.
28:41I was wearing Terry Maglare vintage 1996.
28:44It sounds fancy.
28:45It was.
28:46And no bag.
28:46I'm pretending I know what it is too.
28:48It's a beret dress.
28:49Amazing.
28:50I'm like, I know that collection.
28:52It was.
28:55I didn't think I posted the full look.
28:57Oh, there she is.
28:57Oh, you posted the full look.
28:58Oh, mother.
29:02We're obsessed.
29:03Wait, that's so good.
29:04I have a pinch and zoom on the middle, right?
29:07Please.
29:09It was back.
29:10Why don't you get a picture of your back?
29:11You slut.
29:12Because I never said Joey, turn around.
29:13I was waiting for them to ask you, but I didn't want to turn around and be like,
29:16were you wearing your padded pants?
29:17I was waiting for them to ask.
29:18No, I had, I wasn't wearing any undergarments.
29:21I was fully new.
29:22Even better.
29:23Spicy.
29:24Were you recording?
29:25Oh, good.
29:26I like the bling too.
29:27Well, we're here with Macy and Jesse from the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
29:32The number one show on Hulu.
29:35I still can't believe that.
29:37I can.
29:37It's so fucking good.
29:39The way you started the way.
29:40So you guys, we have so much to get to, but I just want to start about how this show came to be.
29:45Okay.
29:46It came to be with the swinger stuff that went off on TikTok.
29:49Soft swinging.
29:50Soft.
29:51Can you tell us how the show started?
29:54What soft swinging is and how involved you were?
29:56That's three questions in one.
29:58Yeah.
29:58It's a mouthful.
29:59It's a loaded question.
30:01So from what Taylor says, the soft swinging is basically like,
30:04they were swapping partners, but not like fully switching.
30:06So it's like, they're all kind of doing stuff in the same room,
30:08but I don't think there's any like actual like intercourse.
30:12But they were like, they would like, they would like meet up for like a hookup.
30:16So basically they would be the two couples would be having sex with each other
30:19in front of the room.
30:20And then like, they would like, you know, like, oh girl, my wrist hurts, bitch.
30:24My wrist hurts.
30:25Can you mind taking over for me?
30:27Were they like, just like take over?
30:29Like, you know, the two girls would like kiss or something or were they full on?
30:32I think it started off with like the boys being like, the girls should make out.
30:35Like that's hot.
30:36Like I know.
30:37That's how Trisha and I met.
30:40I can tell you're into that kind of thing.
30:42And I'm pretty sure they were always like, there weren't sober doing this.
30:45Yeah.
30:46Yeah.
30:46Like that's how it started.
30:47Which is taboo.
30:48Yeah.
30:48In your guys' culture.
30:48Oh yeah.
30:49So were you, you guys were involved in the soft swinging as well?
30:53No, no, no, no.
30:54You still had a feeling about it, right?
30:56I had a feeling they were swingers.
30:57Yeah.
30:58What gave you that feeling?
30:58Well, I got invited by one of the husbands who was involved.
31:01Like, um, but no, he wasn't like, hey, come swing.
31:05He wasn't like, come swing or anything, but he's like, oh, we're doing this cabin party.
31:08Like, like why don't you and your husband come kind of thing.
31:10And like, we were kind of, we knew each other, like we're friendly.
31:12So I was like, oh sure.
31:13And then the next day the wife, like never texted me.
31:16So I was like, oh, like, do they not like, so I texted her and she was like, oh, you know,
31:20like, I don't know if there's gonna be enough beds.
31:22I would hate for you to sleep on the floor.
31:24And meanwhile, the night before he was like, there's like 40 rooms.
31:26There's plenty of room.
31:27And then she said the opposite.
31:28So I'm like, oh, she doesn't want me to come.
31:30And so I was like, something's feeling weird here.
31:31And I was like, I feel like there might be swingers.
31:32Well, I think it's strange that the guy reached out to you.
31:34Normally, if you're going to a sleep, like a event or something, the wife will reach
31:38out and be like, Hey, to the other woman, but a married man's reaching out to another
31:43woman.
31:43It's like, yeah.
31:44So she must've wanted it.
31:46Well, no, well, I don't, he wanted it and she found out and was like, I don't want to
31:51swing with her.
31:51She's too hot.
31:53I could see Taylor is the one who spearheaded all the swinging and all this.
31:58I would say it was her and another couple that were, or two that like who like started
32:02doing it.
32:02What were the, who are the other couples that started doing it?
32:04They're not, they're not on social media either.
32:07Can you name them and give us their address, please?
32:11I'm just confused at like, what, like, how does that even come about?
32:14Like, are they like, if Taylor and her husband are there hanging out, is it just like they're
32:19talking and then it's a little bit of.
32:21Yeah, well, I think so.
32:22Yeah.
32:23They were drinking.
32:23Yeah.
32:24Yeah.
32:24Well, I think it's because they're like, they're drinking.
32:26Right.
32:26And then I think it was like, they were getting really drunk and then the guy's like, the
32:29girl should kiss.
32:29And it's like, oh, that's hot.
32:30And then it's turned into more from there.
32:31Like it just escalated.
32:32And they, they started playing like spin the bottle and stuff.
32:36Like they would play like college high school games.
32:39And it was like, spin the bottle.
32:40Like, let's do like different games like this.
32:42And then it turned, that's how it escalated.
32:43Is drinking, you said drinking is, is, is a no, no in the Mormon community.
32:46Yes.
32:47So is that, why do you think, because it's so few and far between for them actually drinking
32:51because they're doing something bad that when they do, they really like commit to it and
32:54do something bad.
32:55You think?
32:55They go hard.
32:56Yeah.
32:56I think if you're going to sin, you might as well sin all the way.
32:59I mean, I would have been a hard swinger, not a soft swinger if I was doing it.
33:02I'm trying to take that back blown out by Jim.
33:06Okay.
33:06So the alcohol obviously played a part in everything as it does with our behavior as
33:10well.
33:11Do you guys drink currently?
33:12I do.
33:12No.
33:13I mean, I used to in the past, but I haven't for a long time.
33:16How old are you guys?
33:1729.
33:1729.
33:1816.
33:18Just kidding.
33:21I'm the grandma.
33:21I'm 32.
33:23People marry young though.
33:24I was saying someone got married at 16.
33:26Yeah.
33:26That was Michaela.
33:26So it's 17.
33:27I think she got married at 17.
33:29Yeah.
33:29She got pregnant at 16 though.
33:30I got pregnant.
33:31Excuse me.
33:31Out of what luck?
33:32How old was, how old's the husband?
33:34He was 21 when they met.
33:36Okay.
33:36So I guess that's not that, I'm not going to be judgmental, but that's not, it's like
33:41she's married a 45 year old guy at 16.
33:43And I think if people knew the situation, like she moved out of her house when she was
33:4614, like she was in a bad family situation and like met him and like was with him and
33:50stuff.
33:50So I think if that, if people know the context, it makes a little bit more sense to like,
33:54she didn't have a great home life and like left home.
33:55Also everyone gets married so young in Utah.
33:57Yeah.
33:57So she was only a couple of years off like the norm or like a year off the norm.
34:00Exactly.
34:01How old were you guys when you got married?
34:0223.
34:03I was 22 and then divorced by 27.
34:06Pat's 36 and single.
34:11I could feel it was on the tip of his tongue.
34:12Pat's going to turn 40 and be single.
34:14Until Joey fucking brings up that I'm single.
34:16Have you had any hot gay Mormon guys?
34:18Oh, I think Mormons are the hottest religion.
34:21They're the hottest religion.
34:22It's not even close.
34:25Yeah, you can.
34:26I mean, most of my gay friends who grew up Mormon have left because they're not really.
34:31They were doing ding dog dick.
34:35The church doesn't condone gay marriage.
34:36So it's not like they would stay in something that isn't for them.
34:40But a lot of my gay friends have grown up Mormon.
34:42I would love just a hot gay Mormon husband.
34:45I feel like there's plenty of them.
34:46Good morals, but also hot.
34:49Dirt, like really clean.
34:51I love it.
34:51Great cocks.
34:54I think it's just there's something wholesome.
34:55I mean, it's wholesome.
34:56They're men of the Lord.
34:57But just the fact that they dress so smartly.
34:59And it's like a hot thing.
35:00It's like you're doing it.
35:02You know what I mean?
35:02It's bad that you shouldn't be doing because you're corrupting them or they're doing something
35:05out of character.
35:06That's what's hot about it.
35:07What's that saying about the Marines?
35:09It's like the cleanest.
35:10The clean cut.
35:10The cleanest body is the dirtiest mind.
35:13That's what I think about Mormon people.
35:14And Mormon in general, we're taught your body is a temple, right?
35:18I think a lot of Mormons take care of their appearance.
35:19And at BYU specifically, you're not supposed to have beards.
35:22It's like they're very interesting.
35:24Or long hair.
35:25Yeah, grooming is really important.
35:26Oh, for guys.
35:27Yes.
35:28There's rules like you can't have beard or you can't have long hair.
35:31They want people really clean cut, which is really interesting.
35:33I know things have changed.
35:34I think they allow beards now and long hair.
35:36Did you both go to BYU?
35:37I did.
35:38Oh, she did.
35:39Did it suck?
35:40You can be honest.
35:41It's got to fucking suck.
35:42Who's Hunky Dory?
35:43Who's Hunky Dory?
35:44No, what's up?
35:45Oh, Kathy Hilton.
35:46Yeah, I'm joking.
35:46Who's Hunky Dory?
35:48What is BYU?
35:49BYU is?
35:50Brigham Young University.
35:51It's like a big Mormon college.
35:52Brigham Young?
35:53Yes.
35:53It's a Mormon college.
35:54That seems sketchy.
35:57It's in Utah, right?
35:58And they have all these rules like you can't,
35:59there's no caffeine on campus.
36:01And like you can't have boys in your room.
36:03They changed that.
36:04What?
36:04This is where the soaking stuff was my bad.
36:06That's where soaking.
36:07I just soaked on Tic Tac.
36:09They said, what's the weirdest thing you did on campus?
36:11She goes, I was a bed pusher.
36:12And you stay under the thing and you do like this.
36:16And so the boy's not moving.
36:17God will see you thrusting in trouble.
36:19You're still a virgin, right?
36:20Oh my gosh.
36:23Are there people who are really soaking?
36:24Are they getting pounded and they're lying to themselves?
36:26No, they actually do it.
36:27Like it's an actual thing.
36:28If they thrust that God's not going to let them in heaven?
36:32Yes.
36:32Yeah.
36:33Well, it's more just like, oh, I'm not guilty of it.
36:35I'm not.
36:35It's not like real sex, so it doesn't count.
36:37But are they finishing?
36:37I've even heard of people being like, I don't know.
36:39Anals means I'm still a virgin.
36:40I'm like, what?
36:42If that's the case.
36:43You're a virgin.
36:44I've been a virgin since 89.
36:46Oh my gosh, I'm dead.
36:47But I do want to, the question I asked, was it?
36:50Be honest with me.
36:52Because I feel a lot of times on Tic Tac, people at BYU are like, it's great.
36:55It's great.
36:55And they're like dead eyes into the camera.
36:57Yeah.
36:58Did it suck or did you like it?
36:59Or were you just a little, like you didn't know what else was out there or?
37:03Yeah, I think a little bit of both.
37:05Like I actually liked it.
37:06People don't know this, but there's a whole underground party scene at BYU.
37:09And I was in it.
37:10So like, I was like, this is just like a normal college, right?
37:13Because I was having a full college.
37:14Drinking, regular college stuff.
37:15She got pregnant while she went there.
37:16Yes, at a marriage.
37:18Yeah.
37:18And like, so for me, I feel like I had a normal college experience, to be honest.
37:22Like, however, there are like rules.
37:23Like when you go to these parties, it's like, you don't want to be seen pouring alcohol into
37:26your cup because you don't know if there's someone there that like will tattle on you.
37:29Like, you don't know.
37:30Because someone can bring like a new friend.
37:32You're like, who's this friend?
37:32I don't know.
37:33Who's your best friend?
37:34Or you just go in the back room and you pour and you come back out.
37:37And if you all have red cups, who's to say I'm drinking?
37:38You get trouble by who?
37:39By the church or by the school?
37:42The school.
37:43The school will kick you out.
37:44Because there's an honor code.
37:45So like, there's a whole honor code that you sign when you go in to say I'm going to follow
37:49these rules.
37:49Honors?
37:50Scouts honors.
37:52You're signing and everything.
37:53So if you break those rules, like you can get in trouble by the university.
37:56There's an overall pair.
37:57I'm sure at all these parties, there's just an overall, a cloud of paranoia amongst everyone.
38:01Yes, 1000% when I was in the scene.
38:04Like who the nerd in the group is?
38:05Well, you tell this, you don't want to invite them.
38:08So we're doing a line of coke off some guy's dick.
38:09Where do you go to do that?
38:14That's fine in the Lord's eyes.
38:15Yeah, that's fine.
38:16I feel like a lot of Mormon guys would have like big bushes, like in college, because
38:19they don't know to shape.
38:21Like, I feel like sexually, if you're like religiously repressed, sometimes those are
38:26the most sexually adventurous people.
38:27I'm like, I never experienced that.
38:28I feel like I would wish.
38:30No, no, never.
38:31I mean, no bushes on the face.
38:32So maybe no bushes down here either.
38:34But facial hair can't.
38:35Yeah, yeah.
38:36You guys would be out.
38:37Some people could though, you'd have to go get a beard card.
38:40It's what they'd call it where you get like a special exemption.
38:43You could say like, oh, like my skin gets irritated by shaving.
38:47So like people could get beard cards and try to get an exemption and be able to have one
38:51but like you're not like really supposed to.
38:54A beard card.
38:54That's what my ex girlfriend.
38:55I know.
38:58I know there's so many religions and like, but for some reason to me, Mormon life or
39:02Mormonism is such a, it's not, it's more of a lifestyle.
39:06Like it's like a Utah.
39:07Like, yeah, like it's not a religion.
39:09It's like a nationality or something.
39:11I think our show touches more on Utah culture than anything else.
39:14Utah culture is way different because I'm from California.
39:16And so the culture in Utah is so, it was a culture shock when I moved to Utah.
39:20I was like, this is weird.
39:21Like why people, first of all, why are people so nice here?
39:23Like why are they so friendly?
39:24They're trying to fuck your husband.
39:26It's definitely like an interesting place.
39:33Like, I feel like, especially if you're not from Utah, if you went to BYU,
39:35you'd be like, this is like a fan, like a fever dream.
39:38Like, I don't know.
39:39What is with the fucking soda shops?
39:41What is it?
39:42Dirty sodas?
39:42What are they called?
39:43Cause Mormons aren't supposed to drink coffee.
39:45It's like, oh, you can't drink coffee.
39:48I know.
39:49But it's anything that alters it.
39:50It's like you're something.
39:52What's it called?
39:52State of mind and stuff.
39:54So there's these soda shops and they're viral.
39:56And you see, they have all these things.
39:58They're pumping syrups in there.
39:59It's called dirty sodas.
40:00It's like, I've got a blue razz today with a cinnamon swirl.
40:03And it's like, they're just, there's pop and pop all day long.
40:07I think it's because of the mocha coca bullshit.
40:09Oh my God.
40:10Well, the drive-thru lines are like busy, like coffee shops.
40:13Like at 7am, you're going to see people in the drive-thru to get soda.
40:15That's so terrible for me.
40:17Isn't that crazy?
40:18That's what's wild about the word of wisdom.
40:20No coffee, but you can have all this soda and Red Bull and energy drink.
40:24What's the word of wisdom?
40:26It's like in the Mormon religion.
40:27It's like basically...
40:27She's speaking jive.
40:31As soon as you said that, I was like, you're not going to know what that is.
40:32I know.
40:34It's basically like where, it's like what we consume, right?
40:37It's like the word of wisdom is like, you're not supposed to have alcohol, tea, coffee.
40:40Meat sparingly.
40:43It's basically like a way for us to take care of our bodies.
40:45It's like your body's a temple.
40:46Take care of your body.
40:47I like that.
40:48That's something I can get behind.
40:49But if they're saying no coffee, I'm taking care of my body,
40:52I'm going to go get a 44 ounce soda.
40:54Like there's loopholes.
40:55But the thing is, what's interesting is when you think about it though,
40:59they like the no coffee, no tea,
41:00that like came so many years ago before soda was even a thing.
41:04And so I think that's why.
41:06Are they trying to repress big caffeine?
41:08Yeah, maybe.
41:09I don't know.
41:09It's an industry.
41:10You got to take it down.
41:11Are you devout, both of you?
41:14I mean, I don't know if I would say devout.
41:16I'm active in the church though.
41:17Are you active?
41:18Yeah, I'm currently active in the church.
41:20Have you ever thought about leaving?
41:22I mean, I had like a two-year period where I wasn't active in college.
41:25I was just doing whatever.
41:26Your rumspringa.
41:27I was being very naughty.
41:30Yeah.
41:30But like for me, it's like I'm a California Mormon.
41:33I always say this.
41:34It's probably like my whole personality.
41:35But like we're just different.
41:36The culture is different.
41:37We're not as strict on like the guidelines.
41:39So for me, I just feel like anyone else.
41:41And so it's no different to me.
41:42I just go to church on Sunday and do my thing.
41:44I drink coffee.
41:45I drink tea, you know?
41:47I don't follow the guidelines to a T.
41:48And so I live my life how I want to do it.
41:50You girls are hot and fashionable.
41:53Is there a dress code, a certain way that Mormons need to dress for women?
41:57Or is it an expectation?
41:58We're supposed to be like modest.
42:00You wear garments.
42:01If you're endowed.
42:02If you're endowed.
42:03What does that mean?
42:04Do you have big tits?
42:05There's so much.
42:06It's like cap sleeve.
42:07And then your underwear's to here.
42:08So you have to like, I'm ex-Mormon.
42:10So you have an agenda.
42:12Yeah, I left the church a while ago.
42:14So yeah.
42:15So we're like the opposites to bring on here.
42:17Yeah, except for I feel like I'm like a chill Mormon.
42:19Y'all take these things out right now.
42:22Like garments can go like right here.
42:24And where do they sell them?
42:25They sell them on like specialty shops?
42:27Like yeah, stores like Deseret Book, which is like a bookstore.
42:30But they also have like garments in the back.
42:32Garments.
42:33Should we get kids there?
42:35You can't get garments there.
42:38It was a cultural appropriation of Trisha and I show up in a classic garment.
42:42Yes.
42:43On the show.
42:44We frowned upon.
42:45The next VMAs.
42:47We want to do a guest scene on your show.
42:49That would be amazing.
42:50That would be so fun.
42:52We can suck the guys off.
42:53Yeah, we'll blow the guys in the back.
42:54It doesn't matter.
42:55I mean, yeah.
42:55See if you can like get any of the men to come out of the closet.
42:57I'm sure we can.
42:58Oh my gosh.
42:58There's a big thing in Utah.
43:00A bunch of married men are like secretly gay.
43:02Yeah.
43:03Everyone loves the subject.
43:04It's true.
43:05100%.
43:07Yeah.
43:07What a dream.
43:09But you have to have a temple recommend to get garments,
43:11which is basically saying like you're worthy to go in,
43:12you know, the temples you see.
43:14You have to have an interview.
43:15You have to do an interview.
43:16Like if you're worthy,
43:17you get a temple recommend to go in there.
43:19And then that means you can get garments,
43:20but you can't get garments unless you show your little temple recommend.
43:22Can you pull up what these garments look like?
43:28Don't get the old fashion pictures.
43:29You guys are actually probably going to die.
43:33No, no, no.
43:33Not those ones.
43:34Those are the outdated ones.
43:35Oh my gosh.
43:36Stop, not your friend.
43:37I would say go left.
43:39On the bottom left.
43:40Right here.
43:41Right down to the right.
43:43That is like the most accurate description of what they look like.
43:45I want to see like on a hot guy.
43:47So like if you think about it,
43:48it's going to be like the one right above you.
43:49If you're wearing it, it would go like right here.
43:51So it's not a full cap sleeve.
43:52It would go like right here.
43:55That was you last night.
43:56What is this, honey?
43:56I love when Ken comes up.
43:58Oh my gosh.
43:59Can men be topless at the beach?
44:02Oh yeah.
44:02So like you don't have to wear your garments during swimming,
44:04sex, or sports.
44:05It's like the three S's.
44:06Swimming, sex, or sports.
44:08Yeah.
44:09Yeah.
44:09So yeah, it's a thing.
44:11But I would say that it's also personal.
44:13No, it's also personal.
44:14So you only get in garments if you're endowed,
44:16which if you're endowed,
44:17it just basically means like you can go into the temple, right?
44:19So Jessie's not.
44:20Oh no, I was.
44:21Not anymore.
44:22But I'm not worthy anymore.
44:22So like I am no longer holy.
44:26So I am endowed.
44:28But like I don't wear my garments all the time.
44:30Vinny's also endowed.
44:33Oh, I can tell.
44:35Okay.
44:36So you're married.
44:37Yes.
44:38Are you married?
44:38I am.
44:39You're all married.
44:39Yes.
44:40We have one girl in our cast who's single though.
44:42One girl in the cast who's single.
44:43And she's the one who's throwing that thing around.
44:45Oh yeah, she's getting bent over.
44:47What do your husbands think of the show?
44:50Who was the driving factor behind the show happening?
44:53Did Hulu approach you?
44:55Or like how did it all happen?
44:56We got approached.
44:57Like all the production,
44:58different production people were reaching out to us left and right in the DMs.
45:00And we had me, Taylor, Michaela, and Whitney had the same manager.
45:03And she's like, don't respond to them.
45:04I'm already handling it.
45:05So I'll get you the best like production team.
45:07We'll get you the best show.
45:08Like we want to get the best possible outcome.
45:10Because a lot of people wanted this show.
45:12And so we just let, put it in her hands and let her take it over.
45:14That's good.
45:14Were there other girls in the community that were like auditioned,
45:17like tried to get on, but they didn't?
45:19And like, yeah, I think when I got casted,
45:21they had interviewed like a hundred girls.
45:23Wow.
45:23A hundred girls?
45:24Yes.
45:24But you girls were all friends before or no?
45:27Yeah, kind of.
45:27We knew each other on social media.
45:28So what's interesting about this whole thing is that,
45:31you know, Taylor got arrested.
45:32And so because of that,
45:33What did she do?
45:34She beat the shit out of her husband.
45:35No, she did not.
45:36What did she do to piss her off?
45:37Or no, what did she do?
45:37She just slapped him in the face?
45:39No, she didn't do any of that.
45:40She threw a stool.
45:41And I don't even think it hit him.
45:42A barstool.
45:43That's good.
45:43Let's make that very clear.
45:44Honestly, Taylor types barstool sport to be iconic.
45:47Yeah, she threw a barstool,
45:49but I don't think it actually even hit him,
45:50which I mean, I'm not condoning violence.
45:53I think she pushed him in front of the police officer.
45:55Oh, that's fine.
45:56Yeah.
45:56I mean, I don't know all the details.
45:57Do you think she did it as a publicity stunt to get more famous?
46:00No, she was super drunk.
46:01She was blacked out.
46:02And she didn't know the neighbor called the cops.
46:05So she didn't even know the cops were going to show up.
46:07She goes, hi, can I help you?
46:08They're like, we're here for you, miss.
46:10Yeah.
46:10The security footage or the camera is on our show.
46:14You can see it all kind of wild.
46:15Yeah, I have no idea.
46:17For sure.
46:18I think probably vodka.
46:19Brown liquor and cigarettes.
46:20Yes.
46:21Oh, no.
46:22Keep her away from the bra.
46:23So that's kind of like, that's what happened, basically.
46:25And because we were supposed to film March 2023.
46:27And because that happened in February,
46:29and she got charged in March,
46:30they delayed filming.
46:31And so they're like, okay, we are delaying everything.
46:34And during that time,
46:35we don't know if Taylor could be in the show anymore because of this.
46:37So they started recasting.
46:38And that's when they added Jesse, Jen, and Layla to the show.
46:40They were originally part of the pilot.
46:42Lacey recommended me.
46:43So I'm here because of her.
46:44Nice recommendation.
46:45I'm just such a good friend.
46:46What is it like dating?
46:48Do you have to go with a Mormon partner?
46:50Marry within your own?
46:51Are you allowed to, and also race?
46:52Are you allowed to date other races?
46:54Yeah, yeah.
46:55I don't know why I thought that would be something that was going on in there.
46:57No.
46:58I mean, it sounds like it would be just because our culture is so weird.
47:00But religion, you're not allowed.
47:02Can you marry a non-Mormon?
47:03You can, but it's probably frowned upon.
47:05I mean, because you have to get married in the temple.
47:07If you're not worthy.
47:08So if you marry someone not Mormon, they couldn't get married in the temple.
47:10But here's the thing, you don't have to.
47:13You don't have to get married in the temple if you didn't want to.
47:15But obviously in our church, they want everyone to do that.
47:18Because it's part of our belief system.
47:20And it's kind of frowned upon.
47:21You can't do whatever you want.
47:23But you technically can and still be Mormon.
47:25But people are not realizing that.
47:26But if you married a Jewish guy, your family would be like, what the fuck?
47:30Well, for sure, because it's the culture.
47:32It's the culture of it.
47:33It's like, hey, we want you to marry someone Mormon.
47:36We believe in eternal families.
47:37And we believe going through the temple is part of that process of becoming
47:40an eternal family in this next life.
47:41And so that's why it's like, oh, marry someone who's Mormon.
47:43Because we want to all be together forever.
47:45Yeah, you're not going to see him at the after party.
47:46Yeah, yeah, exactly.
47:48At the pearly gates.
47:49Have you?
47:50Is this your first time in New York?
47:51No, third.
47:52Have you guys seen the Book of Mormon yet?
47:54Yes, I've seen it like four times.
47:55What are your thoughts on the Book of Mormon?
47:57I love it.
47:58I think it's so funny.
47:59Especially when you grew up in Utah.
48:00I think it gets our culture down pat.
48:02Like, it's perfect.
48:04I'm so excited.
48:05I haven't seen it, but I want to.
48:06I've never seen it either.
48:07It's one of the ones that's been running forever.
48:08Well, you know what?
48:08The church takes out ads in the playbill for Book of Mormon.
48:11Oh, smart.
48:12Which is interesting and smart.
48:13And I think they should do that for our show.
48:15Exactly.
48:16Marketing.
48:16What do you think about Jenshaw and the Utah Housewives?
48:19I don't know their city.
48:22I think they're great.
48:23But I do think you guys let it all hang out, which I think is perfect and great for Hulu.
48:28Because you are who you are.
48:30Unapologetically, they're a little more buttoned up.
48:32Is there any sort of interaction with them?
48:33I actually met Meredith in New York doing press.
48:37Like, she was coming out of an interview that we're about to go into.
48:39But I haven't.
48:39I don't.
48:40We haven't watched the show.
48:40I mean, you have.
48:41But I haven't watched the show, so I don't really know them.
48:43Did you fall for Jenshaw's pyramid scheme?
48:45OK.
48:46So one of my friends, my gay friend, is actually good friends with Jenshaw.
48:48Of course, the queen.
48:49Of course, all the tea.
48:51I know it all.
48:51So one day, this was like two years ago, like right before she went to prison.
48:54I was looking.
48:55I own a salon, and I was looking.
48:56Right?
48:56This is insane.
48:57The fact that that just rolls off so naturally.
48:59I was looking at my security cameras, and I'm looking in the break room,
49:02and Jenshaw's at the table eating pizza.
49:03And I was like, what?
49:04So I ran over there.
49:05In the break room?
49:06Yeah, my break room.
49:07I was like, oh my gosh.
49:08So my friend was doing her hair, and she was the nicest person ever.
49:11Oh, good.
49:11Yeah, she was great.
49:12So I don't know much about her legal stuff, but I know he was like, no, she's amazing.
49:17And when I met her, she was really nice.
49:19But.
49:19Now, did you do a Red Kid Shades EQ?
49:22Yes, I.
49:22How do you know?
49:23I can tell.
49:24I can tell.
49:25I can tell.
49:26I don't know what you just said.
49:27I know what you just said.
49:28Yeah.
49:28Oh, OK.
49:29So we're, yeah, we're one of the same.
49:30What did you just say?
49:31It's a gloss.
49:32OK.
49:32It's true.
49:32Yeah, it's another language.
49:33You wouldn't get it.
49:34I love it.
49:35I love it.
49:37It's the upper echelon of.
49:38Wait, so were you the makeup artist then, too?
49:40Yes, makeup artist and hair.
49:41That's amazing.
49:42I love it.
49:42I'm the one.
49:43I'm the lady.
49:43Believe it or not, I'm the makeup artist.
49:45Yeah.
49:46Oh, I can tell.
49:46Yeah.
49:47Guy's gay, girl's gay.
49:49Should we play a session with her, with the girls?
49:50I think it's a great idea.
49:51We'd like to do a session.
49:52We're just nosy, and we like to find new, fun things.
49:55So besides your show, what are your favorite shows or movies
49:58that you're watching right now?
49:59Ooh, I'm always obsessed with reality TV.
50:01I would put something on Hulu, because it'd
50:03be good for the network.
50:04Oh, I mean, we're actually in solid.
50:05Tell Me Lies.
50:05The PR girls are going to hate on that.
50:06Tell Me Lies, we love.
50:07We just put it in the premiere.
50:08It's so good.
50:09What is it called?
50:09Oh, God, Tell Me Lies on Hulu.
50:10What's it about?
50:11It's like a, it's a scripted.
50:13Yes.
50:13It's like drama.
50:14It's like a juicy college drama.
50:16Oh, my God.
50:16What's it called?
50:17Yesterday, my friend told me about this.
50:18What?
50:18I'm going to write it down.
50:19Is that on Tell Me Lies?
50:19It's really good.
50:21It's juicy.
50:22It's really, really good.
50:23It's so good.
50:24Yeah, dark drama.
50:25It's awesome.
50:26It's a toxic relationship.
50:27It's a toxic boyfriend, but you love him,
50:29but you hate him kind of thing.
50:30You can see why she's getting wrapped up with him.
50:32Yes.
50:32So very relatable.
50:33I love it.
50:34You guys are big TikTokers.
50:35Yes.
50:35What is your favorite mom talk product that you're obsessed
50:39with, just for the kids or any mom stuff?
50:41Oh, gosh.
50:42I always say this, and it's for newborns,
50:44but my favorite product I've ever had as a mom
50:46is the Owlet, because you put it on your baby's little foot,
50:49and you can track the oxygen.
50:50And as a mom who has anxiety, I just
50:52can go to bed peacefully knowing that they're going to be alive.
50:55Whereas when I didn't have it with my first,
50:56I'd be like, are you breathing?
50:57Like, throughout the night.
50:58I have a surrogate pregnant right now.
51:01What are you talking about?
51:02Wiggles.
51:03Oh, his dog.
51:04It's a human.
51:05I was like, wait, guys.
51:07I hired a surrogate to have my baby.
51:09Oh, my God.
51:11There's a dog that's pregnant with a puppy.
51:13OK.
51:14I love this.
51:15Oh, I love it.
51:16So when Wiggles is born, I will be able to get that Owlet on.
51:18What kind of dog is it?
51:19You can put the Owlet.
51:19A long-haired chihuahua.
51:20Oh, cute.
51:21Yeah, he's so cute.
51:22OK, well, mine's the Ollie Swaddle.
51:24It's like a straight jacket for babies,
51:25so you'll have to get that.
51:26Yeah, yeah.
51:27I have a boyfriend, so he can't move.
51:28There you go.
51:29He can't run away from me.
51:30That's exactly it.
51:30Good idea.
51:31What about, OK, you guys are gorgeous and stylish.
51:34Beauty products right now that everyone needs that you're
51:36obsessed with.
51:36It could be hair, makeup, skincare, bath, body, whatever.
51:39I love the Lawless Lip Liner and Lip Glosses.
51:42It's the only thing I use.
51:43And I've been getting a lot of messages,
51:44what's your lip combo?
51:45What's your lip combo?
51:46I use all of their products.
51:47What colors do you like?
51:49What colors should everyone buy?
51:50Oh, I like Pink Slip Liner.
51:52But every single gloss they have is good.
51:54I'm telling you, I couldn't even choose one.
51:55Lawless, get one for your girlfriend.
51:56Yeah, right?
51:57And it's a little bit of a lip-plumping gloss, too.
51:59Oh, I'm there.
52:01And it's clean.
52:01So I love clean beauty.
52:03Yes.
52:04And it's Mormon-owned.
52:05I'm kidding.
52:05Yeah, there you go.
52:06No, I don't think, but I mean, I love it.
52:08I'm going to do a shameless plug and say
52:10Jay-Z Style's Hair Extensions
52:11because it's my extension company.
52:12Oh, my God.
52:13Do it again to the camera.
52:14Jay-Z Style's Hair Extensions.
52:15Check it out.
52:16Now, is it a tape-in, Wes?
52:17I have Wes tapes, clips.
52:19I also have shampoo, conditioner, curlers.
52:21She does all of our hair.
52:22We should head out.
52:23Let's just let that chill.
52:24We could start wig wars right now.
52:26Exactly.
52:27Yeah, you're an athlete,
52:28so you're probably more his speed, right?
52:30Oh, yeah.
52:30And then, yes, we're the hair and makeup.
52:33Wait, now, I love that.
52:34Do you guys have Trader Joe's in Utah?
52:36Yes.
52:36Yes, but they're not everywhere.
52:38So you have to drive.
52:39Salt Lake, right?
52:39Yeah.
52:40So like, yes.
52:41Or Sandy.
52:42Draper.
52:42Oh, me too.
52:43They're like, what are you saying?
52:44How far are you guys from Salt Lake?
52:46Like 45.
52:4730.
52:47So you're like a little bit on the suburbs.
52:49Yeah, I'm kind of like in the middle
52:50between Salt Lake and Provo.
52:51Provo's where BYU is.
52:53Provo, that's where-
52:54Docking happens.
52:55No, that's where Paris Hilton did her school.
52:58Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
53:00That's scary.
53:01It was.
53:02Yeah, it brought Provo a bad name, actually.
53:03For sure.
53:04That's the second I heard it.
53:05I was like, I know that means they're beating children.
53:07That's where BYU is.
53:08What's the most common misconception
53:10that you think people have about Mormonism?
53:13We're not polygamous.
53:14And I say this every single time I get asked
53:16because people still think we are.
53:17Like when we met the Tell Me Lies cast, he's like,
53:20so you have, like, you're like multiple wives.
53:22Like, that's your husband.
53:23No, we fuck each other's wives.
53:25We don't marry them.
53:26And then it's hard because Taylor didn't get married.
53:29But that brought it back.
53:30That's the problem.
53:30So I have to clear that one up.
53:31I'm like, we're not polygamous.
53:32Someone said to me the other day, like,
53:33wait, Mormons can have social media?
53:35I'm like, we're not Amish.
53:36Amish, yes, yes, yes.
53:37We get confused with, like, Amish and stuff.
53:38We heard Dax Shepard and his wife just came out
53:40and said they would host those swinging parties.
53:42I saw that and I was like,
53:42they're trying to come for our brand.
53:44Yeah.
53:44Yes.
53:45So we can send them a cease and assist.
53:46Exactly.
53:48Yeah, I mean, would you guys be able,
53:50if there was polygamy,
53:51would you guys think you'd be able to be in a relationship
53:53where you had to share a van?
53:54No way.
53:55Me either.
53:55No, but I would love a sister wife
53:57to help out with, like, stuff around the house.
53:59I feel like if anything, I'd be the person with two husbands,
54:02not two wives.
54:03I'd be a two-husband girl.
54:04Would you swing?
54:05Like, would you ever give it a try?
54:06I mean, no, probably not.
54:09I'd just get divorced if I wanted to swing.
54:10Yeah, I know.
54:11Do you think I should have my cleaning lady
54:12hook up with my boyfriend so I don't have to?
54:14I mean, yeah.
54:14You should try that.
54:15Yeah.
54:16I mean, take one for the team.
54:17Come on.
54:17Can you work a little extra time?
54:18Yeah.
54:19I don't like to share, so no.
54:21Yeah, so what does Mormon people think
54:24of, like, the shows like The Bachelor?
54:25That would be frowned upon, probably.
54:26No, no.
54:27We love The Bachelor.
54:28Oh, they do?
54:28Yeah.
54:29Call them Mormon.
54:30I feel like it's a Mormon thing to watch it.
54:30There should be a Mormon bachelor,
54:32bachelorette, dating show.
54:33They tried to make one years ago.
54:33There was, like, a YouTube series that was, like,
54:35the Mormon bachelor.
54:36It was the cringiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
54:39They tried to make one with gay guys,
54:40but they all just slept together.
54:41Wait, see, that would be the problem,
54:42but I would love to watch that show.
54:43Yeah, that would be great.
54:44We'd just be too messy.
54:45It wouldn't be, because the star of the show,
54:47everyone would get jealous of, and then everyone else
54:49would just try and be the main character.
54:50Exactly.
54:51Yeah, it would be a girl fight.
54:52So season one is out.
54:54Yes.
54:54Fully.
54:56You can find it on Hulu.
54:57Season two, do you have, or is it in the works right now?
55:00You better get that back.
55:01I know.
55:01Get that back.
55:01We're hoping.
55:02We're hoping.
55:03There's nothing official, but, I mean, it seems-
55:05Keep watching so we can get season two.
55:06It seems likely with everything happening.
55:08Whatever they offer you, tell them you want triple
55:10or you're walking.
55:11Oh, you hear that, Hulu?
55:12Truly.
55:12Yeah, they will.
55:14I hope so.
55:14We're in charge of Hulu.
55:15Yeah, she's like, they'll do it.
55:16We own Hulu.
55:17Can you put a good word for us?
55:18We said that, and they actually told us to walk,
55:20which is why we're here.
55:21Which is why we're here.
55:22Yeah.
55:23Well, no, it's a very exciting show to watch.
55:26I highly recommend it on Hulu.
55:27We're thrilled that you guys are here.
55:29We're just on The View.
55:30I know you got to get out of here soon,
55:31but how was The View?
55:32Oh, she did it.
55:33You did The View.
55:33It was really good.
55:34It was really fun.
55:35I was kind of nervous.
55:36They were so nice.
55:37I was nervous because I heard that they can be
55:39a little controversial.
55:41As I was like, oh, shoot, Mormon's coming in.
55:43Swingers, you know?
55:44But it was our first live audience show I went to,
55:47so that was a little nervy, but I was like,
55:49I love this.
55:49I'm thriving.
55:50So it was fun.
55:51I'm happy for you girls.
55:52Genuinely sweet, sweet, nice girls.
55:54Thank you so much.
55:54A lot of good success is happening for you guys.
55:56Thank you so much.
55:57Thanks for having us.
55:57Yeah, this is so fun.
55:58Do you want to tell everyone where they can find you
56:00on social media?
56:01I'm sure they already follow.
56:02Oh, sure.
56:03TikToks and all that.
56:03Okay.
56:04Macy Neely on Instagram and TikTok.
56:06It's M-A-Y-C-I-N-E-E-L-E-Y.
56:09I love it.
56:09Mine is underscore JustJessie with four I's at the end.
56:12And you can go to pleasefuckmyhusband.org
56:15for more information.
56:16Yeah, put in an application to swing with us.
56:18Okay, but not mine.
56:19Not mine.
56:20Thank you, girls.
56:21Stay aware.
56:21Thank you, guys.
56:27Bye.