The Astronaut Lovers - BL short movie
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00:00That's Maxi, Lucas' friend, I told you he was coming.
00:07He goes to the club, remember?
00:09Ah, it's just that when you told me there was a Maxi...
00:12I didn't realize it was him, but we went to La Colonia together when we were kids.
00:15I think he's my age.
00:17Yeah, he's really crazy, but he's a good guy.
00:19Do you remember me?
00:30Yeah, from when we were kids.
00:32Yeah, me too.
00:34You don't look gay, though.
00:38Maybe, I don't know.
00:40My comment is really stupid.
00:43That thing about looking gay...
00:46I mean...
00:48If I were an astronaut, I don't know if you'd tell me I don't look gay.
00:51No, I wouldn't even ask that.
00:54You look great.
00:58It's just that...
00:59My girlfriend...
01:01Well, I had a girlfriend.
01:03She always told me I looked gay.
01:06I'm so hot.
01:08I'm going crazy.
01:37Two things.
01:39Will you help me?
01:41Here in the bathroom?
01:43No, if you come with me to the video club.
01:46The video club?
01:48Last time I came with you, nothing changed since I left.
01:51No, it's downtown.
01:53It's in this bookstore, which they also rent.
01:55You see, the Wi-Fi is bad here.
01:58Maxi was just sleeping.
02:00He stayed up all night watching TV, so he won't come.
02:03If he doesn't come, I don't like it.
02:05I prefer to go straight to the hotel.
02:07Okay.
02:08Okay.
02:28What a beautiful body you have, man.
02:30Before, it was skinny.
02:32Now you know?
02:34Do you like my body?
02:36No.
02:37What do you mean, no?
02:39Why?
02:40Well, I don't know.
02:42You don't know?
02:43I have a taste for men.
02:45You don't like men?
02:46No.
02:47You don't like men?
02:48No.
02:49You don't like men?
02:50No.
02:51You don't like men?
02:52No.
02:53You don't like men?
02:54No.
02:55I don't know.
02:56Do you like men?
02:57No, but not all of them.
02:59And you don't like me?
03:01No.
03:02You're lying!
03:03I don't know, no.
03:08I'm not afraid of the body.
03:10But you still have a beautiful body.
03:17It's an impossible love, our Pedrito.
03:18What are we going to do?
03:19We can be friends forever.
03:21I don't force anyone to get on my rocket.
03:23I don't force anyone to get on yours.
03:30Do you think I'm flirting a lot? Does it bother you?
03:32What are you saying? No.
03:34Excellent.
03:35Better like this.
03:39Maxi.
03:40Hey.
03:41What's up?
03:42What's up?
03:43All good, and you?
03:44All good.
03:46Say hi.
03:50Hi.
03:51Hi, how are you?
03:52How are you?
03:53Excellent.
03:54I'm Pedro.
03:56All good?
03:57All good.
03:58Did you know each other here? Do you like it?
04:00Yes, yes.
04:01In fact, we lived in the same neighborhood.
04:03We went to the neighborhood together.
04:04That's crazy.
04:05It's crazy to meet in person.
04:08That's bad.
04:11Well, I was leaving, actually.
04:13Ah, ok.
04:14But I'll text you.
04:15Ok, we'll talk. I'll let you know.
04:16Ok.
04:17Thanks.
04:18Bye.
04:23She was my ex-wife.
04:26It was obvious that I wanted to meet her here.
04:29Why didn't you give her a kiss?
04:33Nothing.
04:34She asked me who I was.
04:35She met all my friends.
04:37And what happened?
04:39You're going to laugh, but I told her that she was my girlfriend.
04:45Your girlfriend?
04:46Yes, that.
04:47She was here, on vacation, with my boyfriend.
04:49But did she believe you?
04:51I don't know.
04:52I think she did, but I don't think she did.
04:56And why did you tell her?
04:57I don't know, man.
04:58It came out at the right time.
05:00I didn't want her to see me all straight, like when we broke up.
05:02And I said, well, maybe if I tell her this, I can see her again.
05:06Do you still like her?
05:08Yes.
05:12I know how this ends.
05:14Let's see.
05:15You fall in love with me, or I break your heart and you break my face.
05:19No.
05:20No, I could never.
05:22Fall in love with another guy?
05:24No, break your face.
05:39It's going to be cold today.
05:40Get dressed.
05:41Okay?
05:44Is this it?
05:46Yes.
05:51You look weird.
05:52More than weird?
05:53More than weird to come into my arms?
05:55Oh, to hold your hand?
05:56I'm kidding, you idiot.
06:07You're really nervous.
06:08What if I'm nervous?
06:10Well, it's not easy to get out of the closet.
06:13What do we do? Do we hold hands?
06:14No, there's no need.
06:16You think?
06:17It's going to be like we don't have balls.
06:19That we're gays without balls.
06:23Okay.
06:26What?
06:28Nothing, I'm just nervous.
06:31Don't be nervous, my love.
06:32Everything's going to be fine.
06:33We're together.
06:35Okay, idiot.
06:36Again.
06:47How did you meet?
06:49Here.
06:51I wasn't gay before I met her.
06:53Well, at least I didn't know.
06:56We were friends for a long time.
06:59I remember I was crying.
07:02And I said,
07:04I think I love you.
07:06I've always complained
07:08that you looked at the balcony next to my van.
07:12Oh, how sweet.
07:15And you met at this beach?
07:17Yes, last year.
07:19We were friends for a few months.
07:21And in the end,
07:23we became friends because her impressions were about to explode.
07:28Look at that smile.
07:30Tell me it's not the most beautiful thing you've seen in your life.
07:34I'd kiss you.
07:35You don't have to.
07:37You don't have to. You always have to.
07:39I'm embarrassed.
07:42I don't kiss you because I'm embarrassed.
07:44You don't have to be embarrassed.
07:46No, it's just...
07:48Look, someone's uncomfortable here.
07:50Fuck you.
07:52It's not because of the people.
07:54I prefer it for privacy.
08:03Are you okay?
08:05Yeah.
08:10Don't you think it's disgusting that you didn't kiss me?
08:14Yeah, man.
08:16It's a bit disgusting.
08:18Really?
08:20Yeah, because one thing is a game and another thing is that it happens.
08:28Yeah.
08:30Are you stupid or what?
08:32Why would I be disgusted by a kiss?
08:33Look, come on.
08:35No, but in the mouth.
08:37Of course.
08:39Besides, I don't know.
08:41There are people who disgust me.
08:43Well, not me.
08:45It's a kiss.
08:47Better like this.
08:52Well, let's see.
08:54Give me a kiss.
08:56What are you saying?
08:58Come on, give me a kiss.
09:00Maxi.
09:01I don't know, we're acting.
09:03We're pretending to be a couple.
09:05See if people notice or if it's weird.
09:07Well, we'll find out there, okay?
09:09I don't have a bad breath.
09:23Let's see.
09:26Give me a kiss.
09:28Why?
09:29Well, I don't know, he didn't want to give me a kiss.
09:32Come on.
09:34That's a bit disgusting, Maxi.
09:36What?
09:38Let me try yours.
09:40What are you saying?
09:42Come on.
09:44Really?
09:46Yeah, come on.
09:48Okay.
10:00That's it, Maxi.
10:02What?
10:04Nothing.
10:06I'm an astronaut.
10:08The rocket is waking up.
10:10Don't forget that.
10:12You're crazy.
10:14No, man, I was sucking a finger.
10:16Don't get mad at me.
10:18I was sucking a finger.
10:20Well, it's okay.
10:22It can happen to anyone.
10:30I can't stop peeing if you suck my finger.
10:33I can't stop peeing if you suck my penis.
10:35It's a lie, it's skin.
10:37It's a very sexual moment.
10:39It's not about being gay or not.
10:41If it doesn't disgust you, I'll prove it to you.
10:43It won't stop because you suck my finger.
10:45It didn't disgust me, but I knew it was going to end badly, asshole.
10:48Come on, bet whatever you want.
10:50You don't care.
10:52Whatever you want.
10:54Come on, let's bet.
10:56Give me your hand.
10:57I gave it to you.
10:59Yes, but I have to suck your hand.
11:01Do you want me to suck your foot?
11:02Yes.
11:25Is it hard for you?
11:27No.
11:29But I'm doing it.
11:33I fell.
11:35You fell?
11:37What are you going to do now?
11:39Now, nothing, I'll save it.
11:41No, it was good today.
11:52Okay, that's it.
11:56You're going in
11:58and you're going to tell everyone that we're dating.
12:00And you're going to keep it for three days.
12:02No, but it's a mess.
12:04Well, it's my choice.
12:09Okay.
12:13Come on.
12:17I don't know if we're dating, but we're kind of in a relationship.
12:22It was obvious, you're the only one we talk to.
12:25What?
12:27You look like girls since you got here.
12:28It's funny, I love it.
12:30It's weird, because I'm straight.
12:32No, technically, no.
12:34Because I guess you were together in balls,
12:36I don't know, on the beach, in the truck.
12:38We're big, we're big.
12:40No, it still catches my attention,
12:42even if it doesn't surprise you.
12:44I mean, I'm very straight.
12:46I thought you were going to say, like, no.
12:48Nobody is straight.
12:50Well, we're all straight until we stop being, right?
12:52Well, we have to get ready to sleep.
12:54No, no, no, we don't need to.
12:56Done.
12:58Great!
13:00It's straight, tell him what it is.
13:09Hey, but what if we go out partying, what happens?
13:12You won't be able to hook up with any girl.
13:14Not even me with some guy I like.
13:22What?
13:24Nothing.
13:28Nothing.
13:50Hey, wait.
13:52Sergio is looking, let's do something there.
13:54No, I'm doing it right now, and if nothing happens, don't complain.
13:56We have time, right?
13:58Of course.
14:00Did you feel it? Do you like it?
14:02Dude,
14:04you rub me a lot in the party,
14:06but then you start,
14:08no, dude, calm down, these are friends, I'm heterosexual.
14:10No, no, no, put your feet down to the ground.
14:12You're a clown, you're a piece of shit, dude.
14:17What?
14:19Are you mad?
14:21Yes.
14:23Really?
14:26Look, dude, this isn't doing me any good, okay?
14:28I'm falling in love with you,
14:30so please take me home.
14:32I'm begging you, please.
14:39Son of a bitch.
14:41It's a secret, I mean, it's a bet,
14:43I mean, we're not dating.
14:45I won a bet and it came out of my hands.
14:48Are you kidding me?
14:50No.
14:52Oh, no, really?
14:54But I loved the couple, didn't I?
14:56Yes, yes.
14:58We're together, man.
15:00What's up with you?
15:02Aren't you putting a lot of energy into something
15:05that's not going anywhere?
15:07Don't you get hot when your legs touch?
15:09In front of everyone.
15:13Another dead man alive.
15:15Good morning.
15:20And the rest of the world?
15:22In the center.
15:25Hey, Maxi.
15:26Yeah?
15:28Lucero, Lula's sister, who lives in Norway,
15:31texted me and asked me about Pedrín's new boyfriend.
15:35Well, I don't have a boyfriend either.
15:38Remember, he's Lula's sister too.
15:40I don't remember.
15:42Amigobios. He doesn't like labels.
15:44Amigobios, I like.
15:46That's a show, right?
15:48Yes, it is.
15:50Well, Amigobios, listen to me.
15:52He asked me to send him a picture
15:54because he doesn't think I'm in love with him.
15:59Come on, man.
16:01No, guys.
16:03We're just friends.
16:05A kiss, really.
16:07Well, don't be an asshole.
16:09Come on, Lula, do it.
16:11Why are you embarrassed?
16:13You're pissing me off.
16:15Come on, a little kiss.
16:17Come on, a little kiss.
16:24Come on, a little kiss.
16:30No, a back hug.
16:32Why?
16:34He won't believe us.
16:36I sent him pictures of everyone here.
16:38Of you when you were straight.
16:40Come on, a little kiss.
16:42Come on.
16:47Come on, a little kiss.
16:51They were in elementary school.
16:54Come on, a little kiss.
17:03What's up?
17:05Sorry, I caught her looking.
17:07She was lying to the guys with the girls.
17:09Don't be an asshole, honey.
17:12Lula, don't fuck with me.
17:14Come on, what's wrong with the king of sexual freedom
17:17and that you have to kiss more in the street and all that speech you told me?
17:20Maxi, maybe he fucks up.
17:22I don't have a problem.
17:24Come on, Maxi, I'll take the picture.
17:26One more.
17:39Well, that's it.
17:41Beautiful.
17:42Now yes, right?
17:43Yes, now yes.
17:44Very Hollywood, huh?
17:45Yes, Morningwood.
17:49I'm going to make myself a coffee that the morning started very high.
17:54A Hollywood kiss.
17:59Is that someone's charger?
18:01I don't know.
18:02I mean, I find all this bullshit funny,
18:04that we're dating and stuff,
18:05but I don't know if I like that more than being close to her, let's say.
18:09Well, think of a plan B.
18:10Now we're still dating,
18:11we're going to open a door this morning
18:13and in Buenos Aires you call her quietly
18:15and you see that she really feels you,
18:16without me being in the way.
18:21Is this your fantasy?
18:23About what?
18:26That we are,
18:27that the tension ends
18:29after I go back to my ex
18:30and that we stay as friends.
18:32No, man, you want to fuck me, that's yours.
18:36Which one is yours?
18:46What do you want me to tell you?
18:49That you're great.
18:52Maxi.
18:55Do you want us to fuck?
18:56Well, I'll take my pants off and I'll fuck you.
18:58Yeah.
19:00And if you want to go back to your ex,
19:01well, that makes you happy and me too.
19:06But friends always.
19:08I don't want that to change.
19:12I don't know, I'm afraid of hurting you
19:14or that we stop being friends.
19:19I don't want that.
19:21Well, let's not fuck.
19:23I mean, why cross that door
19:24if we get along so well?
19:27Look, I...
19:29at night I come close to your neck.
19:32And when you're snoring, I smell you
19:35and I do a few pages.
19:36And I've already done a few,
19:37if you don't mind.
19:38Son of a bitch,
19:39the worst thing is to keep it a secret.
19:40You have a mixture of smell,
19:43the cologne I forbade you with,
19:45with the smell of the sun.
19:47I don't know.
19:50I don't know.
19:58You just want to fuck me.
20:02Maxi, I'm an astronaut.
20:04You're the one who's afraid
20:05of leaving outer space.
20:07What do you want me to tell you?
20:08If you want to be my boyfriend,
20:10do you want to be my boyfriend, Maxi?
20:14Do you want to be my boyfriend
20:15or don't you want to be my boyfriend?
20:18Think about it first.
20:19And if you want to,
20:20I'll think about it.
20:21Let's see if I want to,
20:22because maybe I don't.
20:50The street!
20:52Time.
20:53He didn't understand anything
20:54about the last two.
20:55Beautiful, beautiful.
20:56He knew the cards.
20:57No, the thing is
20:58that we don't know each other very well.
21:01Now yes.
21:02The time.
21:03Ah, yes, this.
21:04One, two, go.
21:08The Little Mermaid.
21:09No.
21:10The Beauty and the Beast,
21:11which is a princess.
21:14Count well.
21:20What do you think?
21:21Am I right?
21:25Yes.
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23:49Nothing.
23:51And love, I guess.
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