Coro Street 2nd October 2024-n
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00:00["Pomp and Circumstance"]
00:30A year to the day.
00:51No, no, no, no. No, not straight on in.
00:54No, you need to use a cloth.
00:56You don't want to be walking down the aisle in shiny keks, do you,
00:59bud? This is Dev talking, this.
01:03You used to say that ironing was bourgeois.
01:05Bourgeois, my love. And I've evolved.
01:08Want to look your best for your uncle Paul, don't you, darling?
01:15What's up? Has the cat got your tongue?
01:19Hey.
01:22You're not yourself, love. What's going on?
01:25He's sad. We're all sad.
01:28No, there's something else.
01:32Are you scared? Churches, they're awful places.
01:35They're all smells and bells.
01:38What if I cry?
01:40Mate, we'll probably all cry.
01:43Do you know where I'm going to go?
01:47Never mind your nan.
01:50Listen, Paul wasn't just my brother, yeah?
01:53He was my twin, so he wasn't just your uncle.
01:56He was my twinkle. Yeah.
02:00So it goes deeper with us, yeah?
02:02So we just do what we can.
02:05Listen, your dad will have a word with your auntie Fiz.
02:09You'll be fine there, OK?
02:17Miss Klaas.
02:19Sorry, I was just... Taking a moment.
02:22Understandable.
02:24Memnun oldum.
02:25Memnun oldum.
02:26I'm Emilia Demir.
02:28And the CEO of Emilia Aid Cosmetic. You!
02:31The hospital has been giving me regular updates.
02:34Well, I'm glad somebody's getting them, cos I'm not.
02:36The company would like to cover the costs of your accommodation
02:39whilst Bethany's in hospital.
02:41The... The hotel bill is a drop in the ocean.
02:45Aye, still, it's one less concern.
02:49The hospital is charging us £2,000 a day,
02:52which you must know Bethany can't be a first VIP in intensive care.
02:55This is unprecedented.
02:56I have complete strangers back home who are digging deep.
02:59And all you care about is your bottom line, which is fine, OK?
03:02I just want this nightmare to end.
03:06Bethany gave her consent.
03:08What, to almost dying?
03:09The risks of liposuction surgery are clearly spelled out.
03:13But, Guder, Bethany signed her consent.
03:18Your daughter is an intelligent woman.
03:20She did her research.
03:23We deeply regret the outcome.
03:25But our offer of accommodation is more than generous,
03:29given the circumstances.
03:32But, Miss Platt, we are not in the bazaar.
03:36This is a one-time offer.
03:38You should accept it.
03:44Kate.
03:45Hiya.
03:46What's your plan? Are you headed straight to the church?
03:49Sure, what's Bernie said, why?
03:51You know, it can wait.
03:53Spill.
03:55Well, you know, Joel and I were planning our wedding.
03:58You're being chased for money?
04:00We'd paid a few deposits, you know, venue, honeymoon.
04:03Solar and them.
04:05He'd already beat me to it.
04:07Last week.
04:09So you tell me, how many suicidal men want to die with money in the bank?
04:15I'm by the funeral directors now, so I'll be ten minutes.
04:19All right, bye.
04:22Kate, I'm, er, I'm glad I've got with you.
04:25We've, er...
04:28We had a wit round at the station.
04:30Paul's M&E group.
04:32Oh, nice one.
04:34I'll make sure they get it.
04:38Any word on dear in second car?
04:40Well, I've asked for A&PR tracers on both vehicles.
04:42Just be good to me.
04:44Just be good to know which one he powers up first.
04:48Well, they won't keep you.
04:50Pass on our condolences, won't you?
04:52Yeah, will do.
04:53A disco hearse.
04:55It's a new one on me.
04:57Not camp at all.
04:58Coolio, like the man himself.
05:01It's a Bobby Dazzler, all right.
05:04Well, for a boy racer named after a rocket,
05:07I'd say it's spot on.
05:15Oh, gracious God.
05:19Nothing in death or life,
05:23nothing in this world as it is,
05:26nothing in this world as it shall be,
05:31nothing in all creation
05:34shall separate us from your love.
05:37God.
05:44God.
05:54Where's Joseph?
05:56Oh, he's up for his ears.
05:58He was...
05:59Too much?
06:00Yeah, poor lad.
06:02He'll be grand.
06:04What about you two?
06:05You OK?
06:07Yeah.
06:08We'll be grand and all, won't we?
06:12Shall we crack on then?
06:13After you.
06:19Mum, going AWOL.
06:22Least we know it's serious, though.
06:23I mean, she loves a funeral.
06:24Get a lot of rest, darling, please.
06:27She says thank you.
06:29All right, you too.
06:31Bye.
06:33I tell you, what a piece of work.
06:36Was that the actual owner?
06:38CEO, apparently.
06:40She's messing with the wrong family here, I'm telling you that.
06:42Who are you? Reggie Craig?
06:44You're no swaying turkey, Gran, or anywhere for that matter.
06:47Yes, well, the only thing she cares about is her lovely reputation,
06:50so that's what we've got to trash, believe me.
06:54Summer flights, Miss Bennet. Half-term would be better.
06:56Better than those stupid holiday clubs.
06:59That stupid holiday club cost me an arm and a leg.
07:01Anyway, missus, you are cruising for a late mark. Come on.
07:04So am I, then. Pam'll have to book a rest.
07:07You know that's off the cards.
07:08Darren'll forget about us.
07:10It's not fair.
07:11Blame Melina. She's the one putting the block to all this.
07:13Blame you two. Mum!
07:15Shh! Your mum's in bed. She's not feeling too good.
07:18Mum never gets ill.
07:19Right, just leave her.
07:20Hungover. Check the recycling.
07:22She's not hungover. She's just got a dicky tummy.
07:25She ate three bags of Monster Munch last night.
07:27Cravings.
07:28She's pregnant. Can you imagine at her age?
07:31Well, she's not too old.
07:32I would die.
07:33Don't be like that.
07:34Oh, the shame.
07:35Now you're just being mean.
07:36Why do you care? It's not like she is.
07:39Oh, my God, she is.
07:41She isn't.
07:42You are a rubbish liar.
07:43No way, Dad.
07:44Now I've got a dicky tummy.
07:46Really?
07:47We're going to have a little brother or sister that lives with us.
07:49Right, shh.
07:50Shh, OK?
07:51Listen, you can't tell us all, right?
07:54Not Nana or Granny Cassie or any of your friends.
07:58Right, I'm trusting you two to be mature, OK?
08:00So don't let me down.
08:03Mmm.
08:06Right, pallbearers.
08:09Paul.
08:11Where's David?
08:16Come on.
08:21Oh, you're a handsome devil.
08:23No wonder he fell for you.
08:27This was a huge mistake.
08:29No, it wasn't.
08:30Yeah, it was.
08:31Banging heads with Bernie.
08:33She's his mother.
08:35I should have just let her have it her way
08:37rather than ramming all this dogma down her...
08:39No, stop.
08:42What would Paul say now?
08:46He'd say,
08:48give your head a wobble, Vicar.
08:51So?
08:54You're doing proud, eh?
08:57Yeah.
09:05All right, kids.
09:06Hanzo Peret has lifted a coffin before.
09:12Right, well, this ain't going to look weird at all.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:44I don't know where else to go.
09:49It is for our Lord to judge it.
09:53Not me.
09:54So don't budge, don't booze,
09:57and keep your mitts out of the collection box.
09:59All right.
10:00And whatever you do,
10:01do not let the family see you.
10:25Welcome to this celebration of the life of Apollo Foreman.
10:31Paul to his friends.
10:35For those who are able,
10:36please stand as we receive Paul's coffin into the church.
10:54Come on.
11:12Is this really happening?
11:15It is, darling.
11:17It's all chin up.
11:19Chesticles out.
11:21Mum, you can't say chesticles in church.
11:23I just did.
11:25Come on, we've got this.
11:53Come on.
12:03Now, this church,
12:05St Mary's,
12:07it holds a very special place in our hearts.
12:14A year ago,
12:16today,
12:18Paul could still walk
12:22with a little help.
12:25He could still speak
12:28and sing
12:31and hug.
12:34And on that day,
12:39we got married.
12:43So today,
12:46what are we going to say?
12:47Well,
12:49it isn't goodbye.
12:51It's au revoir.
12:56Because I know that when our time comes,
13:01we will meet Paul again in heaven.
13:05Paul as we remember him.
13:09Singing and dancing
13:13and skinny dipping
13:16to his heart's content.
13:17And I hope that that brings you all as much comfort as it does me.
13:24I could stand here and reel off a list of facts.
13:28Born here,
13:30educated there,
13:32but you all know all of that.
13:36And what you don't know,
13:38you could ask his bezzy mate
13:41and twin sister, Gemma,
13:44or his wife,
13:45Gemma.
13:47Or his loyal, feisty mother,
13:50Bernie.
13:52Or his adopted daughter, Summer, who
13:56he cherished
13:58as if she were his own.
14:01Or his not-so-little brother, Kit,
14:04who arrived out of the blue
14:07and has made a huge impression on Paul
14:10in only a short few months.
14:12So it's not facts that I want to celebrate today, it's
14:18it's how Paul
14:20made us all feel.
14:24About how he lit up a room
14:27when he used to bounce in.
14:30And how he believed
14:32with every atom
14:34of his being
14:36that we are all equal.
14:38How a bishop should be the first one to brew up.
14:42Or get the drinks in.
14:44Like every other bod in the squad.
14:48Or how
14:50silenced children should be listened to.
14:56And how everything was better with a laugh.
15:03Now, I do have a tendency to pray
15:05No, I do have a tendency to preach.
15:09But in my defence,
15:11it is part of the job description.
15:14Paul used to say
15:16you need to sugar the medicine.
15:19His life was
15:21serious.
15:23Dark
15:25at times.
15:28But he would never
15:30be a victim.
15:32Just like his hero,
15:33Jackie Chan, whenever life
15:36chopped him down,
15:38he would just get up
15:40again
15:42and again
15:43and again.
15:46Always with a smile.
15:50Simply put,
15:54the universe was a better place
15:58with Apollo Foreman in it.
16:04Now,
16:05the naughty step, it wasn't invented
16:07when the twins were at school, so
16:09Paul spent most of his time
16:11sat outside Mrs. Farnell's office
16:14waiting for a telling off.
16:16Normally for someone I don't.
16:20So in memory of
16:22those more innocent times,
16:26we're going to sing this hymn.
16:29All things bright
16:31and beautiful.
16:50You okay, hun?
16:54I suppose you're used to it, aren't you?
16:56Because my family's in the business.
17:0034.
17:01It's nothing.
17:04It's nothing.
17:12You couldn't have had a better send-off, Billy.
17:15Yeah, it was beautiful.
17:16And we're praying for you.
17:18Thanks.
17:24She's just having a moment.
17:27Too much smells and bells.
17:29No.
17:31It's real, that's all.
17:34Yeah, I'd forgotten how much I love a good sing-song bill.
17:49Oh.
17:50Oh, sorry. No, don't go.
17:51Sorry.
17:52Is, is Joseph?
17:54Yeah, no, he's, um,
17:55he's upstairs.
17:56They've got your old dartboard out.
17:59How's he been?
18:00Teary?
18:01No, not at all, you know.
18:03He's such a good kid.
18:05I wonder if our Chesa do a swap.
18:08I think Chesney's had enough nappies.
18:11Don't.
18:14Can't stop thinking, you know.
18:16Oh, me too.
18:19Massive news, isn't it?
18:21My age.
18:23I'm trying not to let that, like,
18:25overshadow everything.
18:26I mean, when you think about it,
18:27it's like a last-minute-of-extra-time penalty.
18:32It's a gift.
18:35I can't do it.
18:38I don't, I don't think
18:40we've got the space.
18:42I don't think we've got the money.
18:44They're not reasons to...
18:45And more than anything,
18:46I don't think I've got the energy to hide.
18:50Why, why don't we just think about it?
18:52I am tired, like, all the time.
18:55And I feel rotten in the mornings.
18:58It's only a matter of time before the girls suss
19:00and then I...
19:01My hands, they might...
19:02There's...
19:03They know.
19:05Hope guessed.
19:07What? So you deny it?
19:09Yeah, I tried.
19:10Well, you didn't try very hard.
19:11I did.
19:12Tyrone, did you do that on purpose?
19:14Like, to try...
19:15No, no, they've promised me
19:17they're not going to blab.
19:18Well, Hope can't hold her own water, can she?
19:22What am I going to say to him now?
19:23What am I going to say to him now if they're like...
19:26If they're all excited?
19:30What?
19:31What is it? What's that?
19:33It's nothing, it's...
19:34Come on.
19:36Don't cover for her, what is it?
19:40She might be minding it for a friend or something.
19:47How dare you?
19:49With your crocodile tears.
19:51I came to show my respect.
19:53Show your respects?
19:55You came to wallow, make it all about yourself.
19:57Straight up.
19:58You couldn't even put a clean shirt on.
20:01You stink like a brewery.
20:03I'm sorry, Billy.
20:05I'll get one of the lads to pat him down
20:06before you chuck him out.
20:08There's no need.
20:09No, do.
20:10He's probably pinched a few purses when he snuck in.
20:13I...
20:15I told him he could stay.
20:17There was a couple of minutes to go.
20:19He was in a proper state.
20:21I just figured that chucking him out would have caused a scene.
20:24Let her who's without sin cast the first stone, eh?
20:28Is that what your Bible says, Vicar?
20:30Don't you twist my words.
20:31It's too late.
20:33You've already nailed your colours to the mast.
20:35I'm not picking sides.
20:37So we just sweep all these nasty feelings under a pew?
20:40To keep the focus on Paul.
20:42Exactly.
20:43And have you forgotten what this rat did
20:44last time he saw his son?
20:45No.
20:46Well, he got him bladdered, gave him pneumonia,
20:48tried to steal the wheelchair from underneath him.
20:51As if I'd forget.
20:52It was the wrong body in that coffin.
20:53It should have been you.
20:55That is uncalled for.
20:56Yeah, but who'd be here to mourn you, eh?
20:58A couple of pawnbrokers and the landlord from the Dog and Gun.
21:01You can't help yourself.
21:02Even on a sad day like this.
21:04A beautiful service ruined.
21:06Good work, Denzel.
21:07Even for you.
21:19Anything for a quiet life, eh, Bill?
21:22You're grieving.
21:24But you're not daft.
21:26Thank Christ my boy isn't here to see this.
21:29You didn't have the monopoly, Bernie.
21:31Half his life you were off the radar.
21:35You what?
21:36Nearly 15 years.
21:40I was there when it mattered.
21:42It's not a competition.
21:43At the end.
21:44One morning.
21:46On the end of the phone.
21:48Compared to the hundreds of mornings that we spent together.
21:52And you can lash out all you like, but you can't take those away.
21:56If you say so.
21:58I told him how much I loved him.
22:00He knew that I meant...
22:01He was already dead, Billy.
22:03How much I loved him.
22:05He knew that I meant...
22:06He was already dead, Billy!
22:28You lying to me?
22:31You are...
22:32Why are you lying?
22:33I shouldn't have said anything, now's not the time.
22:37I'm sorry, just wipe it from your brain.
22:41Please, tell me that you're lying.
22:44Look, I'm sorry, Billy, but letting
22:47Denny into the funeral like that, it threw me.
22:49You don't know what he did to me.
22:50There's no patch on what you're doing to me right now.
22:56It's what you say, and the last time
22:59I spoke to him, when I said my final goodbyes to my Paul,
23:03what, he was already dead.
23:06Look, this isn't doing anyone any favors.
23:10You're only going to torture yourself.
23:12Really?
23:13I thought that was your job.
23:17We need to get going.
23:20Oh, I wish I didn't know this.
23:23I wish you'd have lied, because what I don't know
23:26can't hurt me, and this?
23:28This is killing me.
23:30You really are something else.
23:33Do you know that?
23:40No, there's no news yet, I'm afraid, is there?
23:43Is it true, though?
23:46What, that Abethny had life-saving surgery
23:48while in a foreign country?
23:49Yeah, it is true.
23:50Did she really have liposuction, and it went wrong,
23:54and that's the real reason that we've all been fundraising?
23:57Are you joking?
23:58What were that?
23:59Well, liposuction.
24:02Where'd you hear that?
24:04I was looking on Audrey's social media.
24:06Audrey's got social media?
24:08She's posted a message on the company's web page,
24:11having a go at them for what they did to her granddaughter.
24:15You can always rely on a silver surfer for gossip.
24:18Blimey.
24:19She said she's got a lifelong condition
24:22because of what you did.
24:25She must have thought it was a DM.
24:28Well, who died and made you, Jessica Fletcher?
24:34Takes less muscles to smile than frown, you know.
24:37You should try it sometime, especially you.
24:39You cheeky little...
24:40Are you looking to get grounded or what?
24:42What have I done now?
24:44Does this look familiar?
24:46Dunno, what is it?
24:46Oh, don't play innocent with me, Hope Dobbs.
24:48You know exactly what this is, it's a vape.
24:51Oh, yeah.
24:52Looks like the sort the corner shop sell.
24:54Mic drop.
24:55You promised you'd stopped.
24:57So what's the biggie?
24:58It's dangerous, that's the biggie.
24:59We've been through all this.
25:01At least I'm not doing drugs.
25:03You'll never guess what Bianca James filmed herself doing
25:05in chemistry last week.
25:07I am not interested in Bianca James, right?
25:10It's really bad for your vaping.
25:12I can't believe you'd waste good money on poisoning your lungs.
25:15No money changed hands.
25:17You what?
25:19You stole this?
25:21Have you seen how much Dev charges?
25:23It's daylight robbery.
25:24You really expect me to pay?
25:25How do you think your nana's gonna react, eh?
25:27Knowing that you've been nicking from her place of work?
25:29I'm gonna take you round there, you're gonna confess
25:31and you're gonna pay it all back.
25:35I can't believe Jenny's made curry dig and a pineapple hedgehog.
25:38Oh, she's very stuck in the 70s, style-wise, is our Jen.
25:42If ever trying to emulate a Farrah Fawcett flick, bless her.
25:45Must be like looking in a mirror.
25:46Cheeky.
25:48How long's this free bar going on them?
25:50Until Carla rocks up and asks for her credit card back.
25:53Blimey.
25:54Yeah, she must have been quite fond of Paul.
25:57Poor Jemma, eh?
25:58She must be in bits.
26:00Do you know what?
26:01Stays like this makes me glad we've got each other, eh?
26:04You're not wrong, cock.
26:06No.
26:11Bernie, have you seen Billy anywhere?
26:13Yeah, yeah, he's right here,
26:15wearing one of them invisibility cloaks.
26:17Right.
26:18I won't worry about it, love.
26:20He's often late for stuff, isn't he?
26:22You all right, Bernie?
26:23Or maybe he's having a pint with Denny somewhere,
26:28seeing as they're best mates all of a sudden.
26:30Will you not just let that go now?
26:33OK.
26:35Right, total disclosure.
26:40I might have said how, when he thought that Paul could
26:44hear his voice at the end, that...
26:48Um, what?
26:50They'd already passed.
26:53I didn't mean to.
26:55It's just, I was that riled by seeing him cosy up to your dad.
27:00Oh.
27:01Oh, me and me big mouth.
27:04Um...
27:08And what are you looking at?
27:11I've just laid my son to rest.
27:13Billy's just laid his husband to rest and all.
27:15Oh, sorry.
27:16Didn't realise you'd got a new job.
27:18Eh?
27:19As Billy's cheerleader.
27:22Better get your pom-poms out.
27:30I'm so sorry, love.
27:33Right, I owe you a big drink.
27:34What do you want, Bill?
27:36What are you looking so miserable for?
27:38Hmm?
27:40It's meant to be a celebration of Paul's life.
27:43Yeah, come on, shawty.
27:44Line him up.
27:45Throat like a desert wellie.
27:46Right.
27:51It's like being out of wake.
27:52HE CHUCKLES
27:55Go on, then.
27:56Here, say something nice about my lovely Paul, Glenda.
27:59Go on.
28:00Yes, love.
28:01No, go on, you go first.
28:03Go on, say something nice.
28:05You don't really know him, Bill.
28:06No.
28:07Small community, isn't it?
28:10Well, whenever he came in here,
28:14no matter what were going on,
28:15he always gave me the biggest smile.
28:18And not everyone does, you know.
28:20And I appreciated it, you know.
28:22Yeah, I do.
28:25Well, go on, then.
28:27Say some things, remember him.
28:30Reminisce.
28:40Oh, hiya.
28:41Yeah, everyone's taking full advantage
28:43of your credit card in there, so...
28:44Oh, that's all right, then.
28:46I was going to come and enjoy him, but I don't think...
28:48Right, yes, I know the feeling.
28:52I might go to the bistro for a quick one.
28:54Just quiet, you know.
28:55Thanks for coming. Yeah.
29:05It's just lotsits and them little cheesy biscuits you like.
29:09Smashing.
29:10Should have tied us over till tea.
29:12Mm.
29:15What are we going to do about Hope?
29:17Oh, I don't know.
29:19Can't we just get her a personality transplant?
29:23Oh, I can't cope with it, eh?
29:26It's not easy.
29:27Easy?
29:29When's that girl ever been easy, eh?
29:33Yeah, there shouldn't be reason to give up on this pregnancy.
29:39Do you think I've...
29:40..I feel like this cos I can't cope with Hope?
29:43I can.
29:45That's not why I...
29:50Sorry, I don't...
29:52I don't want to talk about it, it's too much.
29:54Right, OK, OK.
29:58So, you are, like, conflicted about it?
30:00Of course I am, yes.
30:03But I don't think we've got any choice.
30:06Well, we've got two.
30:07We've got two choices.
30:10We can't keep this baby.
30:15I'm sorry, I wish things were different.
30:17I do, but...
30:18..they're not, so...
30:25On your face
30:29You are content to let me shine
30:34That's your way
30:37You always walked a step behind
30:44I used to like this one, you know?
30:47Used to get me to sing it at night.
30:49Did I ever tell you you're mine?
30:52He's got a lovely voice.
30:55Bit pitchy.
30:56And everything I would like to...
30:58Do you think he's all right?
31:00Are any of us all right, Gemma?
31:03Probably not.
31:05We just have to find a way to move forward.
31:13I want to talk to you.
31:16Seriously?
31:17Make it right.
31:19I'm the last person he wants to talk to.
31:22Billy.
31:25Listen, why don't I walk you home, eh?
31:27I'll make you a nice cup of tea.
31:28I prefer...
31:29Well, I could take you back to your flat, you know?
31:31We could have a chat.
31:33You didn't waste any time, did you?
31:35Eh?
31:37Come on, I was just having a laugh.
31:39What are you trying to mollycoddle me for?
31:42I'm here to babysit, so...
31:48What are you all looking at?
31:50I've got a telly on me head.
31:52Billy, where are you going?
31:54I'm going home.
31:57I'm going to get on Grindr.
31:59Oh, come on, I'm just having a laugh.
32:02Probably a laugh at that.
32:03You know, cos...
32:05I've got a sense of humour in that, you miserable lot.
32:08Will you go after him?
32:10Go on, Todd, he needs a friend.
32:15Yeah, it's all unfair, isn't it?
32:17The good ones always go first.
32:19Mm.
32:21I must be evil.
32:22Snap.
32:23Hm.
32:24Hm.
32:27I've only just got married, you know.
32:30Oh, I don't know why I'm feeling so sorry for myself.
32:32I mean, there's a pub up the road that's full of people much worse off than me and...
32:37I can't even face them today.
32:39Well, we'll just hunker down here, then.
32:41Hunker in our bunker?
32:43Yeah.
32:44Hunker in our bunker.
32:45SHE LAUGHS
32:49There you are.
32:51Come on, let's get you back to the flat.
32:53No, I don't want to go back.
32:55What's the point of going back?
32:58I don't know, there's this mug.
33:01There's aftershave, there's battered old trainers,
33:04but there's no Paul.
33:06We can't stop here forever.
33:09It's not south-facing, for a start.
33:12And where are you going to hang all your heavenly prints?
33:14You know, the ones with all the inspirational sayings?
33:17In this house, we...
33:18Live, laugh, load.
33:24HE SIGHS
33:31The last thing that Paul heard me say,
33:35can't have been,
33:37had me to go and find my phone, can it?
33:40Could be worse, you know.
33:42Could have been having a row and the last thing he said was bugger off.
33:45Screw you, Paul Foreman.
33:47Screw you.
33:49Don't.
33:52You've got to count your blessings.
33:55Maybe he chose to go when he wanted to go.
33:59Maybe like that was the last thing he said.
34:01Normal, every day.
34:04Not some Steven Spielberg moment
34:06with a full orchestra and fireworks
34:09and a crying dog.
34:12I just felt so guilty about missing his final moments.
34:18The only thing stopping me from spiralling
34:21was knowing that he'd heard me on the phone.
34:28I don't even have that.
34:32You know, without that,
34:35what have I got, you know?
34:38Your good friend, low-cost vodka?
34:40It is a bit.
34:43HE INHALES
34:45HE EXHALES
34:48I always thought that hope
34:51was only a heartbeat away.
34:55Cos without hope, you know, what have we got?
34:59You know, what is the opposite of hope?
35:04Fear.
35:06What's there to be frightened of?
35:08Worse happened.
35:11Despair.
35:17HE EXHALES
35:35There we go. I'll swap you.
35:37Oh, thanks, love. Very much to help.
35:39Well, I'm glad that you made it, eh?
35:41A send-off wouldn't be a send-off without Weatherfield royalty,
35:44and I'm staring her right in the face.
35:46Well, Gemma's practically part of my flesh and blood.
35:49As was Paul, her twin.
35:52We lived together for a bit.
35:55But neither bribed no reason sometimes, is there?
36:00Is Dave all right over there?
36:02Oh, you don't want to know, cock.
36:04I'll leave you to it.
36:06Wish your gran had hurry up and got here.
36:08Why?
36:09Well, it's ironic, don't you think?
36:12All right, I'll honest more a sec. Here we go.
36:14Don't let him wind you up.
36:16Well, ironic that our Paul died and did nothing wrong,
36:20and yet your family are passing the cap round
36:23to raise funds for Bethany,
36:25and surprise, surprise, she brought it all on herself.
36:28Hey, that's bang out of order, that, Bernie.
36:30Is it? Are you sure about that?
36:32Only I didn't realise that liposuction was a life-saving treatment.
36:37She's gravely ill. Does it matter how she got there?
36:39Well, first-class flights and a tote full of sun cream,
36:42from what I've heard.
36:43Yeah, don't rise to it, yeah? She's grieving.
36:45Railing.
36:46That's what I am.
36:48I am railing at the injustice of it all.
36:51Hey, you want to get your money back off these charlatans?
36:54Well, there's no need for that.
36:56Yeah, give it to an MND charity instead.
36:59Go on, ask for it back.
37:01Oh, oh, here she is, the whistleblower.
37:05Oh, sorry, what have I missed?
37:07Bernie, my love, I am so sorry for your loss.
37:11I'd get your handbag out if I was you, girl.
37:13I've got one word to say to you.
37:16Refund!
37:18When you messaged the company that Bethany used...
37:21You know, for the lipo.
37:24Yeah, when you thought you were DMing them, you weren't.
37:27You sent it publicly, so everybody saw it.
37:30Really?
37:32Yeah.
37:34Oh, heck, David.
37:39Let's take the weight off, eh?
37:42Over here.
37:53You've drunk it all.
37:55Mmm.
38:01It's my favourite word at the moment.
38:04Yeah, you and Oliver Twist.
38:18You know...
38:20Paul died...
38:22knowing he was loved.
38:25Knowing he was loved by you.
38:28And that final moment was...
38:33..just that.
38:35Just one tiny little moment
38:37amidst millions of moments across your relationship.
38:42Like a big, massive jigsaw with...
38:46..so many pieces.
38:49And that was just one little corner.
38:53You really shouldn't beat yourself up about it.
39:00This jigsaw might be finished...
39:05..but it's perfect.
39:08When you step back and look at it...
39:11..and you...
39:13I've got so much to live for now.
39:16One day you'll see, Billy, the world's your oyster.
39:20And it'll be there with you.
39:23Just... in a different way.
39:27You really are too kind.
39:30I never thought I'd say that about you.
39:32Don't be ridiculous. It's all an act.
39:34It's just my job.
39:38I'm a closet nice guy.
39:44I just want you to be happy.
39:46What are you doing?
39:51I don't know, I just... I thought...
39:53Billy, no. No, this is not what you want.
39:56Not at all.
40:02Look, Grant, nothing could be worse than what's going on here,
40:06so come on, just spit it out.
40:08Everybody knows the truth.
40:10Everybody knows that Beth and Isabel are in love.
40:14Everybody knows that Beth and Isabel are there to get liposuction.
40:19And there's quite a few that aren't happy
40:22because they've been given money they feel on false presences, you know?
40:26How did they find out?
40:28I am sorry, I was only just trying to help.
40:31Oh, Grant, what did you do?
40:34Well, I DM'd on the company's website,
40:36complaining about what had gone on.
40:39But it wasn't a DM.
40:41I put it on the clinic wall and my wall for everyone to see.
40:46Well, David thinks I need a digital detox.
40:51I'm sorry, sweetheart, I was trying to help, honestly.
40:55I mean, how bad is it? Can the clinic not delete the post?
40:58Erm, well, they have.
41:00Oh, well, that's good.
41:02Yes, but there have been some screen thingies.
41:05Screenshots.
41:07Yes, and...
41:09Well, some nasty comments.
41:12Right.
41:14I had to look up a few of the words.
41:18Bethany's going to have to face the wrath of the pub crowd
41:21when she gets back, along with fighting pneumonia and sepsis.
41:27Of course I've thought about it.
41:30I've thought about nothing else.
41:34I've pictured how...
41:36how it could all look.
41:39Like...five years from now.
41:43Or ten.
41:45Or 20.
41:49And it's...it's too much.
41:52It wouldn't be fair on the new little one and it wouldn't be fair on us.
41:56We've already...
41:58I've got enough plates to spin.
42:00We're barely keeping our heads above water as it is.
42:04We are not at the right point in our lives to have a new baby, Ty.
42:08We're not.
42:11And I think you'd normally agree with me, I do, but...
42:15Dorian, he's...
42:17he's put you in a spin.
42:21Yeah.
42:23Yeah, if I'm honest, I'm...
42:25I've been using all this news as a bit of a distraction from Dorian.
42:29But I get it. I do. Yeah, I get it.
42:33So, er...
42:36and abortions, what we'll do then?
42:39Oh, Ty!
42:49Why did you even come back here?
42:51To check you're OK.
42:53Come here, you're just fluttering your eyelashes.
42:56I saw you.
42:58I'm surprised you've even kept the keks on this long.
43:01I'm a grieving widower. I know you are.
43:03I'm talking about jigsaws. Which is why...
43:05You're trying to butter me up.
43:07I didn't misread the signs.
43:09You just got stage fright.
43:11There's no need to be like that, Billy.
43:13Stop being so flaming reasonable!
43:16Just get out!
43:18You don't mean that. No, don't I?
43:20Do you? Get out!
43:22Please!
43:30Please.
43:44I'm so sorry.
43:48I'm so sorry.
43:50I'm so sorry.
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