SSUNDEE I Built an Illegal House in Minecraft

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SSUNDEE I Built an Illegal House in Minecraft

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00:00I'm building an illegal house in Minecraft that breaks all the rules
00:05And then I'm gonna need to break into my friends illegal bases and steal their resources
00:11Can I build Minecraft's ultimate base without getting banned for my illegal activities?
00:17Are you boys ready to build an illegal house?
00:19So how this works, right?
00:21We each in our own bases have a villager in the villager is a bunch of different items
00:25You could buy defensive offensive right whoever buys this last item in the offensive tree first wins the game. Are you losers ready?
00:34What is wrong with you people? I'm going to build my house. Sorry get out of here
00:40I'm leaving. Okay. So check this out how this mod works, right? We have all these items. I have a sword
00:46I also have a simple or harvester and a wood harvester and these guys pack soon
00:51I'll show you what those do but check this out
00:53If I take this wood harvester put it next to a tree
00:57Look at it
00:59It's cutting down the tree and if I use this simple or harvester and throw this let's put it right there
01:05Look at that. Look it's hammering down into the earth and watch this it slowly starts to give me resources
01:11So I look at this I got coal copper and then over here. I should have some wood. There we go
01:15Okay, so if I add that now if I go back to the villager, right and look if I get enough coal
01:20I can buy copper plating to defend my base
01:23Right because they can break into my base and steal my resources. So we're gonna build some defenses offenses and harvesting
01:30I could get more wood harvesters and more or harvesters. Let me go check. Do I have enough stuff?
01:36Oh, we're getting stuck. Can I buy stuff now an apple? Okay, what can I craft with the apple?
01:40You know, I'm also gonna cheat. I'm gonna bring my villager a little bit closer
01:44Thank you villager. All right. Um now I can get iron plating or I can get another harvester
01:49I'm gonna get another harvester. Now. I'm gonna double my resources and double my my wood production. Okay?
01:55Yeah, this is going well, and while this starts to harvest, um, I'm gonna go steal from Biffle. He's currently there
02:00Hey guys, do me a favor. Um, if you didn't know it's illegal to hit the like button. What?
02:05No, I shouldn't say that just hit the like button hit the subscribe button to be my dab. All right, here we go
02:09That was me Biffle, Biffle that, Biffle, Biffle that wasn't me. That was you, that was someone disguised as you. Come back here. That was not me. I'll give you a kissa.
02:16What? Please don't do that. Please. I don't know. I don't want a kissa. What's a kissa? You know what because you did that I'm destroying one of your fences. Don't do it Biffle. Why would you do that?
02:31Why would you do that? Yeah, you better get out of here you little loser. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:35Alright Biffle, thank you for the four iron. Thank you for that. You stole my iron? No, no.
02:42Let me check. If I get enough iron I can get this. Oh, what is that? Chorus fruit and an offensive tree. Oh, that means I can get behind your walls.
02:49So I can get an upgraded tool belt. So I need string. Now to get string, check this out. These little creature packs here. Watch this, if I throw this out.
03:00Look. Oh, there's an enderman. No, no, no. Stay away, stay away. No, why did I break the door? Oh, I thought the creeper was going to destroy everything.
03:14Okay, I thought my villager died. Okay, we're fine. Give me string. I need string. Give me string. Thank you. First, I need some logs. There we go. There we go. Give me that tool belt.
03:22So I think this makes it to where I can build from farther away. Yeah, look at this. And I can build faster. Okay, and the higher tool belt I get, the faster I can build.
03:35Okay, let's get the defense. So I can now get iron plating, crossbow, longbow. I need to get a longbow. I need more iron. Um, let me get some iron plating first.
03:44Forty iron plating. I'm going to put a wall up. Should I put it back here? No, I'm going to get myself a breathing room. Put a wall right here. That is insane how fast you build it and how far.
03:54Okay, that's pretty good. There we go. And then we'll put that right there. There we go. Okay, now I get myself a little bit more room to work with. This is looking good.
04:03Okay, we're getting loaded. All right, I need to, let me look at the upgraded harvesters. Harvesting. I can get more, but if I get bones, I can upgrade this harvester.
04:13I should probably try to get some bones. Hold on. Let me throw this up. Please give me a skeleton. Yes. Creeper, get out. Double skeleton. One. Give me the bones. Advanced ore harvester.
04:25Okay, this is looking good. All right, we got an advanced ore harvester. Let's put this right there. Look at it. It's drilling, boys. Okay, what's in here? Redstone.
04:35This is giving us redstone. This is giving us coal, iron, and copper. I should probably go steal from Biffle, huh? He's starting to build a nice base. Um, hold on. Let me, let me check something.
04:45Yep, I'm going to buy a longbow. I'm going to go steal from Biffle. The longbow shoots these log rams, right? Yeah, let me go ahead and just buy a ton of these. I'm going to auto clicker that.
04:57All right, let's, uh, look at this. We shoot logs. All right, where's Biffle? Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stay hidden. Oh, I didn't mean to click. Stay hidden.
05:07He's building this wall. I think I can destroy the side of his house with this. Hold on, let me try. So if I shoot this here.
05:15Wait, why didn't I break it? Break it.
05:20Why are you not breaking?
05:22Okay, there we go. And there we go. I'm going to grab all his logs too. Okay, and got an apple. Even more apples. And let's go ahead and get on out of here.
05:40Thanks, Biffle.
05:42Hey, what are you doing over there? Hey, give my stuff back. I didn't take anything. Are you shooting logs at me? No. Ow! Stop it. Hey, stop. Are you kidding me?
05:52Zed, I'm coming for you next, Zed. Leave me alone. Stop it. Okay. Hey, Biffle, thanks for the nine apples, by the way. Thank you. Thank you. What do you mean? Nine apples? No.
06:02No. What is this? Tripwire trap. What if I build a nice base, right, with this iron plating? Can I get the next bar or the next tool belt? I need diamonds and ender pearls.
06:15Oh, great. Oh, look, we got diamonds for this. Okay, so I need an ender pearl. So if I get an ender pearl, I can increase my tool belt to where I run faster and I can build farther.
06:25I should probably get an ender pearl. Yeah, let me buy it. Let me see if I can get an ender pearl. All right. Come here, please. There we go. We got an enderman.
06:32Come here, enderman. Come here, enderman. I'm sorry. Enderman, please don't kill me. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
06:38Okay, I respawned back in the center. Oh, no. Did I lose resources? Where's the enderman? I need to kill this enderman.
06:44Come here, endy. Come here, enderman. Thank you for the resources. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
06:52There we go. We got an ender pearl. Okay, so if I upgrade my belt, there we go. Now I can get that. I need nether right for that.
06:58So now I should be able to build farther away and faster.
07:05Okay, yep, this is going well. This is, uh, this is going well. I'm gonna give myself a nice little lookout tower. There we go.
07:14Now I can just kind of, you know, snipe. All right, what else can I get? Defensive tripwire trap.
07:19Please don't blow up. Why did you? Oh, I got gunpowder. Okay, let me get this string. There we go. Let me buy this strict tripwire trap.
07:25Okay, what does that do? I assume it's just like a tripwire. Yep. Okay, they're gonna hit them.
07:31I'm just gonna tripwire all of this. I'm gonna tripwire all around this. So if they try to get in here, they're gonna get tripwired.
07:39Okay, that'll be good. I also want an arrow ballista. Oh, I can get a TNT mine. Oh, six of them.
07:47Okay, that'll be fun. I'll put these around this too. Put one there, put one there, put one there, put one there.
07:54We'll just put one everywhere on this wall because they're probably gonna try to build over them. They're gonna get exploded.
07:59We're getting golden apples now. I don't know what that's for, but I'll take it. All right, let me do this.
08:05Let me get a arrow ballista. Don't know what that does, but we'll put one here and maybe one over here just in case Zud tries to come attacking.
08:14Oh, look at him. All right, so I can get a better, what is this? Battering ram, a sword. Should I get the battering ram?
08:21Or another harvester? Okay, we're looking good. I'm gonna get the battering ram. I should probably go attack someone.
08:27Yeah, let's buy the battering ram. Right? There we go. Why is Sigils here? What are you doing? Why are you here?
08:33Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here.
08:38You think your wall's so cool? Battering ram! You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die!
08:43Don't ever come to me. What do you mean I can't come out of my base? Get out of here. That was my base. Why are you like this?
08:51Sorry. Get him, Sigils. No, don't do that. He already died. Yeah, who did you get? Loser. Thanks, Biffle.
08:56Okay, battering ram's broken. Um, sapper sword. This sword deals increased damage to players and defense.
09:02I can stun like if they have a ballista tower, I can stun it. All right, let me grab the sapper sword.
09:07There we go. I'm gonna replace that sword with that sword. Now, if I want to get this next harvester, I need diamonds, gold, and copper.
09:13But I guess I should probably buy more of these ones, right? Yeah, before I go, let's buy that, two of those, two of these.
09:19All right, now we're gonna get a ton of resources. All right, should I go attack someone? I got the battering ram.
09:25Should I attack Zud? I'm gonna go attack Zud. Let me sneak around this way.
09:30So the battering... Zud just died. Look at Zud's face. What is that?
09:35Okay, I'm gonna pick up speed with my battering ram. As I pick up speed, I can do damage. Here we go.
09:44Pick up more speed.
09:48Wait, where's his stun? Is this it?
09:52Give me the wood.
09:55Where are you going, Zud? Zud, where do you...
10:02Wait, don't you... Don't you spawn in the middle of the...
10:08Wait, your ballistas hit, like, trucks.
10:13Yeah, boys. Hey, you don't want to come here.
10:16Wait, am I in your base? Did I just two-shot you?
10:22Okay, all right, all right, nothing. Biffle, are you making a castle?
10:27Biffle's making a castle.
10:33Why is he making a castle?
10:37Okay, I don't know.
10:39So if I want to start unlocking the offensive tree down here to get to the last item to win, I need liquids.
10:45Oh, that's from this harvester. Liquid harvester. Diamonds, gold, redstone, copper. I got that. I think I got that.
10:51Gold, redstone. No, I need diamonds. Please have diamonds in here. No.
10:57Diamonds! All right, we got seven diamonds now. Harvester and liquid.
11:01All right, boys. Now we're getting... Okay, we got our ballistas still going.
11:05If I put this here... Look at it. It's pumping. It's pumping. What's it pumping? It's pumping lava.
11:11Okay, so I should get buckets of water. Okay, now we're cooking. Now we're cooking!
11:15All right, hold on. Let me do this and dab. There we go.
11:17So now I need netherite scrap. So netherite scrap.
11:22Oh, this. Nether harvester. Okay. All right, I need lava and water.
11:28All right, please. Please have a lot in here. Okay, we're cooking. All right, we're cooking.
11:33Let me check this. Grab everything. So these are rocket boots. So I need gunpowder.
11:38All right, let's grab that. All right, please give me... Please give me, creeper.
11:41Creeper, please don't die. Please don't die. Please don't... Please stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
11:45Why? All right, we finally got gunpowder. Um, all right, rocket boots.
11:49All right, what do I do with these?
11:52Look at... Look at... Look at above my heart.
11:55Oh!
11:58Okay, that's pretty good. What is this? Auto turret. Rapidly fires bullets.
12:02What is this? Trick planks. Oh, robo golem. All right, let's get the auto turret.
12:07I want to try that first. I'm going to put this right there.
12:11Okay, that's pretty good. I'll get the robo golem later.
12:14What is... What are these? I need netherite. I need to work for that netherite.
12:17Get my lava, water. Do I have enough? Nobody's attacking. Oh, here, we're good.
12:21Harvesting. I need 12 diamonds, then I can get the nether harvester.
12:24All right, I have four diamonds. I need to go steal some diamonds.
12:27So before I go steal, there's an invisibility cloak. I need an enderpearl.
12:32Endy? Nope, no enderman. Oh! Wait, the turrets kill them.
12:42Okay, that's a little broken. I like it. And invisibility cloak.
12:47What is... Get out of here, Sid. Get out. Get out of here. I am going to end you.
12:52You know what? What's invisibility cloak? I'm using it.
12:56I'm invisible but losing health. Wait, he went invisible.
13:00Wait, he went invisible. I'm going to rocket boost.
13:03Where are you at, Sigils? Where are you at?
13:05You like my invisibility cloak? Wait, you have one, too? Stop it.
13:07Why don't you come a little bit... What are you doing, Sigils?
13:09You're going to die using that invisibility cloak. No, I won't.
13:12Why do you have a fortress? What, are you jealous? A little.
13:15Yeah. Where are you at, Sigils? Where are you at, Sigils?
13:18You should have protected the back. What? Why would he say that?
13:23Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Okay, that hurt. That hurt.
13:27That hurt? Where did you go? Where did you go? Nowhere.
13:32How'd you die? I was invisible. He can go invisible.
13:35I can't. I literally can't. I literally can't. I literally...
13:38You're stinky. Okay, time to defense my defencers.
13:41Then defense my defencers. There we go. Defense my defencers.
13:44What do you mean? What do you mean? Zed, you better defend, Zed.
13:47Stop it. I am defending. Leave me alone. Where are you?
13:50You better defend, Zed. I am. Leave me alone.
13:53Where are you? Don't do it. He's very dangerous.
13:56I'm searching around. That boy is so dangerous.
14:01What do you mean? I'm nowhere. Why is one of my crossbows shooting?
14:04What do you mean? Oh, he's not at me. He's not at me.
14:07Is he lying? He's at you. He was at my base,
14:10and one of my crossbows killed him.
14:13Did you just... What did you take?
14:1630 diamonds. What? Hello.
14:19I was saving those for a rainy day.
14:22Thank you. Is it raining? Okay, well, this will be fun.
14:25Are you having fun? I'm having fun. Are you having fun? I need to know if you're having fun.
14:28I said I'm raining Biffle. No. Biffle's got a fortress. Have fun.
14:31You don't want this place. Okay, can I do this now?
14:34One. Wait, can I get more? Hold on.
14:37Hold on. Where do I put this? Passively harvest from the nether.
14:40Oh, look at it.
14:43It's pulling from the nether. Quartz. Okay.
14:46What is he doing? Okay, nothing. Nothing. Thank you, Sigils, by the way.
14:49Thank you, Sigils. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
14:52Okay, so if I get two of those...
14:55Wait, why'd you do that? That wasn't very nice.
14:58Why'd you do that? That's not very nice.
15:01What is a trap sweeper? Hold on, I'm gonna do this.
15:04What are you squeezing? Stop squeezing, man.
15:07Okay, I'm gonna wait. I gotta wait for... I just destroyed my entire base.
15:10I cannot use this in my base. Wait, I freed stuff up. You know, I'm fine with that.
15:13Okay.
15:16Netherite scrap. Netherite scrap. Netherite scrap.
15:19Say nothing. Tool belt.
15:22Whatever I get... What is this? Laser cannon?
15:25Zod.
15:28Guys, I need help.
15:31I don't know you.
15:34Don't you attack me!
15:37I'm gonna destroy your minigun.
15:40Netherite plating. Extremely durable. Stop it.
15:43Stop it.
15:46I got it to 32. That was not nice.
15:49Why would you do that?
15:52If I attack one more time, I can take it out.
15:55No, you can't. That's cheating. Stop cheating.
15:58Stop it.
16:01I said stop it.
16:04I'm gonna destroy back here so I can get back to my thingies faster.
16:07Oh, I destroyed my chest. Great. I have so many resources.
16:10This is good. Just get rid of the house. Get rid of the house so I can see everything.
16:13I need to defend. Defensive measures!
16:16And then I'll leave this back here open so they jump up here and they die.
16:19Okay, this will be good. Biffle has a fortress.
16:22I have to go take that down. But I really want this explosive arrow bow.
16:25Fires arrows that explode.
16:28Netherite quartz and netherite scrap, please. Please have enough.
16:31I'm getting there. Wait, do I have enough? I need one string!
16:34Okay, this is gonna be good. Give me the string. Give me the string.
16:37I don't care. Just die. Give me the string. I have enough for the explosive bow.
16:40Explosive bow. Does it need arrows? Or do I just shoot it?
16:43What is happening?
16:46What are you doing? I thought that was my house, actually.
16:49You're an idiot.
16:52Oh, god. That makes sense.
16:55Okay, well, this will be fun.
16:58What do you mean?
17:01What do you mean?
17:04What do I mean? What do you mean?
17:07Biffle, your fortress, Biffle.
17:10Hey, what are you doing with my fortress?
17:13Battering ram!
17:16Here I come, Biffle. Dodge. Dodge.
17:19Battering ram!
17:22What was that?
17:25So now I need explosive tip arrows.
17:28There we go. Alright, so if I buy these explosive tip arrows.
17:32How many can I buy? I want all of them. I need more.
17:35I have 14. 18. I need more.
17:38Alright, Biffle rebuilt. Let's get battering ram.
17:41What's up?
17:44I got more of them, too. What's up?
17:47Oh, that hurt. I'm almost dead. I gotta go.
17:50I'm gonna go.
17:53Retreat!
17:56I'm rebuilding.
18:00Rebuilding. Rebuilding. Rebuilding.
18:03Fight, Biffle. Fight.
18:06I'm in a trip wire.
18:09Hold on.
18:12No.
18:15Stop it.
18:18Stop it.
18:21Oh, the fade away.
18:24You're so broken.
18:27What are you talking about?
18:30Don't leave me alone.
18:33You were coming with me.
18:36You left some stuff in here. You left some arrows in here, Biffle.
18:39Don't look at my chest, either, please.
18:42You're pretty broken, your chest.
18:45You had an enchanted golden apple you didn't see!
18:48What do you mean?
18:51What do you mean?
18:54We're cooking, is what I'm saying.
18:57We're cooking.
19:00Now that I got all those resources, let me...
19:03I'm gonna get more nether harvesters.
19:06That is gonna be a lot of stuff.
19:09That'll be fun.
19:12Now I'm gonna get the laser cannon.
19:15What does that do? Is it good?
19:18Put the laser cannon right there.
19:21Oh, also the robo golem.
19:24What does that do? I just put it down?
19:27Oh, it's terminator. Okay, fun.
19:30I should probably get my diamonds and make armor, too.
19:33Let's do that.
19:36We'll get more in a minute.
19:39No, no, no.
19:42Get him, golem.
19:45You don't want this.
19:48You don't want this.
19:51What do you mean?
19:54Stop it.
19:57Stay back.
20:00Did you get lasered by my laser tower?
20:03He has a laser tower and it fried me.
20:06You don't want this.
20:09Have one of these.
20:12Have one of these.
20:16You're worthless.
20:19Stop it.
20:22You don't know me.
20:25Did that not hit you?
20:28Did you get lasered?
20:31I got two of his turns.
20:34The laser is broken.
20:37What do you mean?
20:40Your face is broken.
20:44I'm going to buy a bunch of these arrows.
20:47I'm getting loaded now.
20:50I have so much stuff.
20:53We're literally cooking now.
20:56What is this?
20:59I can buy a defensive ender dragon.
21:02I'm going to buy more arrows after this.
21:05What does the ender dragon do?
21:08I'm going to put this right here.
21:12Okay.
21:15Do you guys want to...
21:18You probably don't want to attack my base anymore.
21:21Is that an ender dragon?
21:24Do you think I'm scared?
21:27I wouldn't recommend it.
21:30It's not good for your health.
21:33What do you mean?
21:36What do you mean?
21:40I'm coming.
21:43Here we go.
21:46I have no armor.
21:49I'm chilling.
21:52Go.
21:55Zed is dead.
21:58Zed is dead.
22:01I will die.
22:04What do we do?
22:08You should probably fight each other.
22:11I'm very close to the final item.
22:14I need 10 magma creams.
22:17I have one.
22:20There we go.
22:23Magma cream.
22:26I'm defending gooder.
22:29I don't understand how you look so wack.
22:32I'm calling reinforcements.
22:36You stupid ender dragon.
22:39Let me in.
22:42What are we supposed to do?
22:45What do you mean?
22:48Fight each other.
22:51I just saw him go to my base.
22:54I have a scanner.
22:57I can see you scan.
23:00I've been getting attacked by you.
23:04I'm destroying your house.
23:07Stop it.
23:10Where are you?
23:13I'm destroying your base.
23:16I need to pull my resources.
23:19Pull them.
23:22I have enough magma creams.
23:25Almost there on the blaze powder.
23:28I need 60 netherite.
23:31Let me upgrade my tool belt.
23:34What does that do?
23:37Look how far I can build.
23:43Turn around.
23:46Do you have the final upgraded tool belt?
23:49Watch this.
23:52Why can you build over here?
23:55Do you feel good about yourself?
23:58I like this.
24:01Create chaos.
24:04You won't get in my base.
24:07I'm going to hit you at least once.
24:10He can bleed.
24:13I need to get more netherite.
24:16I'm getting enough netherite.
24:23That's what you need for the last item.
24:26I'm in the village.
24:29Let's work together.
24:32Why don't we work together?
24:35No, not there.
24:38I'm checking everything.
24:41Why did we kill each other?
24:44Stop it.
24:47Stop it, I said.
24:50I literally said stop it.
24:54Where are you?
24:57I found it.
25:00What did you find?
25:03The item that I need.
25:06I found it.
25:09I need netherite.
25:12I need more netherite.
25:15I found emeralds.
25:18I may have found the netherite.
25:21I may have found the netherite star.
25:24I have the netherite.
25:27I have the magma cream.
25:30I have the blaze powder.
25:33This gives me a warhead.
25:36I have a warhead.
25:39The bases will save us.
25:42What is that?
25:45There is a nuke.
25:48Can you go away from my place?
25:51Hold on.
25:54Look at your house.
25:57Why?
26:00Can I spam this?
26:03What is wrong with you?
26:06Let me try something.
26:09Let's see what auto clicker does.
26:12Not necessary.
26:16I'm just gone.
26:19Where did your base go?
26:22I like your fortress.
26:25I made a bunker.
26:28Bunker time.
26:31Auto clicker all of that.
26:34Bunker time.
26:37Your base is gone.
26:40Where is your bunker?
26:43I don't think your bunker exists.
26:46That was fun.
26:49Oh my gosh.
26:52Why?
26:55We did it.