SSUNDEE Outplaying My Friends (Exploding Kittens 2)

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SSUNDEE Outplaying My Friends (Exploding Kittens 2)

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00:00So dudes, welcome back to a game we haven't played in a long time.
00:03This is called Exploding Kittens 2.
00:05So, how this works, we have me, Niko, Suds, uh, Sigils, and Biffle.
00:09There are five defuses in the deck.
00:11There are also a bunch of exploding kittens.
00:13We all get a deck, right?
00:15And the basic idea is, to end your turn, you draw a card from the deck.
00:21But there could be an exploding kitten in the deck.
00:23And if you draw the exploding kitten, you explode and die.
00:25So, uh, Niko, it's your turn!
00:27Look, so here are all my cards, right?
00:28I have a skip card to skip my turn.
00:30So, if I think there's an exploding kitten on top, I can skip.
00:33Look to the left of the deck.
00:34There are 24 cards in the deck right now, with a 12% chance to draw an exploding kitten.
00:41Now, it's Biffle's turn.
00:42Biffle!
00:42Why did you do that?
00:43Oh, you want to reverse?
00:44I'll reverse!
00:45I'm still a pregnant dinosaur.
00:46Why are you wasting all your reverses?
00:48Wait, there's...
00:49I'm still a zombie. I need a massage.
00:50Alright, Niko's turn.
00:51So, Niko has seven cards in his hand right now.
00:53So, what's he gonna do?
00:54That's a lot of cards.
00:55Like I said, to end your...
00:56Why did you draw from the bottom?
00:58There's no way it's at the bottom.
01:01It could be anywhere!
01:03So, instead of drawing from the top to end his turn,
01:08he drew from the bottom because, for some reason, he thought an exploding kitten was on the top.
01:12I'm gonna draw from the...
01:13Wait, so I could play this card and look into the future at the top three cards,
01:18and then I can adjust the top three cards.
01:21That's cheating.
01:22Should I do that?
01:23No, I'm just gonna draw.
01:24Is it gonna be a nuke?
01:25Is it gonna be a bomb?
01:27You have a 30% chance.
01:2830% chance.
01:2923 cards.
01:30Please, no nuke.
01:32We're cooking.
01:33We're cooking.
01:34We're cooking.
01:34We're cooking.
01:35I'm...
01:35I can't...
01:36We're cooking.
01:36No, he got nervous.
01:37We're cooking.
01:38We're cooking.
01:39I might...
01:39So, I have a skip.
01:40I might be mean.
01:41I'm gonna be mean.
01:42What are you gonna be?
01:42You're mean.
01:43Don't be mean.
01:43I'm gonna be a meany head.
01:44Don't be mean.
01:45Yes!
01:46You're attacking Sigils twice, so he...
01:48He has to draw at least two times.
01:52What?
01:52Silly Sigils.
01:54He noped it.
01:54What?
01:55He noped it.
01:56So, that card you just played is now gone.
01:58Niko noped it.
02:00Yeah, but I noped it regularly.
02:02Wait, you noped it?
02:03Regularly?
02:04You know what?
02:04Zud.
02:05You know what?
02:05I'm not really sure what it meant, but...
02:07Wait, did you actually nope Zud?
02:09Why would you do that?
02:09You just saved Sigils.
02:11No, because he's my boy.
02:12Alright?
02:12Blood and stick in the water.
02:13Alright?
02:14Yeah.
02:14You know what?
02:15You know what?
02:15I'm so mad.
02:16I'm gonna do this now.
02:19Targeted.
02:19Really?
02:20Or...
02:20Are you gonna hit me?
02:21Your father never loved you.
02:22You shouldn't have done a biffle.
02:24Should I do it to Sigils, Sundy, or...
02:27It's up to you, dude.
02:28No!
02:29Oh, Niko's gotta go twice!
02:30If only you had that nope.
02:32Wait, I skipped Sigils and biffles?
02:33Oh, that skips everyone.
02:34That goes straight to him.
02:35You attacked him.
02:36Silly Niko.
02:37So, he drew once, and now he has one more turn.
02:39What are you gonna do, Niko?
02:40Are you scared?
02:41Are you scared?
02:42Go on.
02:43Why did you reverse it?
02:45He skipped this turn and he reversed it.
02:46Why did he do that?
02:48I reversed it, dude.
02:49Should I draw from the top, or should I see into the future?
02:52There's a 14% chance to be a nuke, you know?
02:55There's only 14?
02:56Only 14.
02:57Oh, I forgot.
02:58Also, these cards down here.
02:59Like, if you get, like, this one.
03:01If you get two of them, you can steal a card from somebody else.
03:04Wait, what?
03:04But if you get three of them, you can do something even better.
03:08I'm drawing, boys.
03:09I'm scared, though.
03:10Don't die, Memo!
03:11Did you get a bomb?
03:12Okay, you didn't get a bomb.
03:13Oh, no, I'm fine.
03:13Why is it 15%?
03:1415% chance to get a nuke.
03:17Sigils, what are you gonna do?
03:19Sigils, what are you doing?
03:20You know what?
03:21I'm just gonna draw a card.
03:21That's all I'm gonna do.
03:24What are you gonna do, Zed?
03:25Really?
03:26What are you gonna do, Zed?
03:27What does this do?
03:28I actually don't know what this does, which means I'm just gonna use it.
03:30What is it?
03:31I don't know if that's a good idea.
03:33Good luck, everyone!
03:35Favor.
03:35Take your friends with you.
03:36Oh, you can choose someone, and they have to give you a card of their choice.
03:40Wait, so Niko's has six cards.
03:43If I just keep stealing from him and stuff, he'll have to give me a card eventually.
03:46The defuse is good, because if you get an exploding can, you can defuse it.
03:49If you don't have a defuse, you die.
03:52Wait a minute.
03:52Okay.
03:53Got it.
03:53All right.
03:54Thank you, Niko.
03:55What?
03:56Why are you treating Niko that way?
03:58What do you mean?
03:59Niko, which card are you gonna give him, Niko?
04:01What are you choosing?
04:02I'm trying to do something good.
04:03Give him something bad, Niko.
04:04No one nope it.
04:06Oh, and guys, do me a favor.
04:07I forgot to say this.
04:08Hit the like button for...
04:09How do I get likes on this video?
04:11I don't even know.
04:12Kittens.
04:12Kittens.
04:13Kittens.
04:13If you like kittens.
04:14So the kitten doesn't explode.
04:15Displode kittens.
04:16What?
04:17Hit the subscribe button for more of these games.
04:19Are you gonna draw cards?
04:20Are you gonna end your turn or what?
04:21Huh?
04:22No, you know what?
04:22You know what?
04:23I'm not done yet.
04:23Because I have a two of a kind.
04:25Are you gonna steal from Niko again?
04:27Should I?
04:28Do it.
04:29You're lucky I didn't.
04:30Or should I steal from people on Sunday since they have the most cards?
04:33But then you're not getting his...
04:34You're not getting his defuse, you idiot.
04:36What's wrong with you?
04:37Okay.
04:37Sorry.
04:38I said sorry.
04:38I get to choose.
04:39You get to choose if you throw down two cards.
04:42You have a tiger and you smell like a poe.
04:44Give me that one.
04:44What's a poe?
04:45Choose.
04:45Did you get his defuse?
04:46No, no, no.
04:46Did you get his defuse?
04:48No, I'm kidding.
04:49I'm not saying anything.
04:50Unless...
04:50I'm not saying anything.
04:51However, my turn's not over yet.
04:53Why is he...
04:54He's altering.
04:54Why is he altering?
04:55He's taking the longest turn.
04:56He's taking the...
04:57Yeah, because I'm up hard.
04:58So now he's looking at the top three cards.
05:00Oh!
05:00And he's rearranging them.
05:03I don't like this, guys.
05:04I draw a card for my turn and go to Sunday.
05:06Okay, I'm gonna draw a card.
05:07I'm gonna draw a card.
05:08Wait, are you sure you want to?
05:09Are you sure you want to?
05:10Are you sure?
05:10Do I alter or do I draw?
05:12There's only a 60% chance.
05:13But Zud knows what it is.
05:15But I just saw.
05:17Oh, no.
05:18Or maybe I'm targeting Niko, so I put the bomb third.
05:21Maybe there isn't a bomb.
05:22Maybe you didn't see a bomb.
05:23Maybe you're lying and nobody loves you.
05:24Do I draw a card or do I play?
05:26Draw it, coward.
05:27Draw it.
05:28Just draw.
05:29No, I don't trust you.
05:30You're lying.
05:31I'm gonna do this.
05:32I'm gonna do this emoji.
05:33This one.
05:34No, not that one.
05:35This one.
05:36I'm gonna cut...
05:36I'm gonna...
05:37I'm gonna...
05:37Stop.
05:38I'm gonna cut you.
05:39I'm gonna cry if you keep yapping.
05:41Okay, I'm pulling it.
05:42I'm pulling it.
05:42It's not...
05:43It's not gonna be a bomb.
05:46It is.
05:47Okay, we're cooking.
05:48Okay, this is a good card.
05:49That's a good card.
05:50That's a good card.
05:52Wait, what?
05:53Why me?
05:54He just skipped his turn.
05:56So, this is stressful.
05:58What's he gonna do?
05:59Who knows what Zud saw, but it's none of my business now.
06:02Bevel, you can...
06:03I'm gonna need some extra things.
06:04So, I'm gonna go ahead and take some things from Niko.
06:08Gimme, gimme.
06:09What the Sigma?
06:10Why are we targeting Niko?
06:11I feel so bad.
06:12Why are you targeting me?
06:13He did it.
06:14He gave a horsey a ride to a horse.
06:15What?
06:16Hey, speaking of...
06:17Let me just go ahead and...
06:20So, Niko, I'm gonna need some...
06:22Niko has one card.
06:24Niko has one card.
06:26Oh, that's lovely.
06:28Did you steal his defuse?
06:30Yeah, and I'm also gonna go ahead and hit a little skippy skip.
06:33You still have one more turn, though.
06:34You still have one more turn.
06:35No, I gotta do it again.
06:36One more turn.
06:38I trust that this isn't a bomb.
06:40It's only 17%.
06:41It's only 17%.
06:42That's a pretty high chance.
06:44He didn't get a bomb.
06:4718% chance!
06:49Niko, you are getting slapped right now.
06:53I can't talk to you.
06:54Please, tell me yes or no, right now.
06:55You can't.
06:56Bivel, cut him.
06:57Bivel, cut him.
06:58Oh, you know what?
06:59We'll find out.
07:00Let's cut him.
07:01Wait, are you stealing his last card?
07:04You can't steal the man's last card.
07:07Why not?
07:08He has to!
07:10You can't.
07:13Why are you rubbing peanut butter on your belly button?
07:15Yeah, that's weird.
07:16You were mean to me earlier.
07:17You know what?
07:18I don't...
07:19Yeah, but...
07:20Oh, he's gotta go twice.
07:21Can I do this?
07:22Oh, you noped him.
07:23Oh, I can't!
07:24Wait, scissors, if you have a nope, you can nope his nope, so his nope is no noping.
07:26Don't nope my nope.
07:27Do not nope my nope.
07:28Give me a headache, and I'm gonna draw a card now.
07:29I can nope his nope, but I'm not gonna nope his nope.
07:31I'm saving my nope for me.
07:33There's two.
07:34So, I could have thrown my nope on your nope, and it would have noped the nope, and then
07:38I would have had to go twice.
07:39What are you yapping about?
07:4020% chance, Zod.
07:41Wait, does anyone have any idea what the next card is at all?
07:43Yep.
07:44No.
07:45I'm scared.
07:46Those are mixed answers.
07:47Yep.
07:48No.
07:49I think I just have to draw.
07:5020%.
07:5120% Zod!
07:52No!
07:53Yes.
07:54Zod!
07:55Wait!
07:56Play him, play him, play him!
07:57Okay.
07:58He defused it.
07:59Now, he can put the exploding kitten back in the deck wherever he wants.
08:02Oh, no.
08:04So, he can put it on the top to target me, or if he puts it after this next card, he
08:09can just straight up kill Niko.
08:11Yes.
08:12Okay, you guys aren't gonna believe this, but I don't have a defuser.
08:15Sundee, do you want to team a little bit?
08:17What do you mean team?
08:18Team a little bit.
08:19What do you mean team?
08:20Just a little bit.
08:21No, no, no.
08:22I don't know if I can trust you.
08:24I put it back in.
08:25I put it back in.
08:26There you go.
08:27You don't know where it is.
08:28Where did he put it?
08:29I don't know.
08:30Sundee.
08:31Where did he put it?
08:32Where did you put it?
08:33I bet he put it on third to go for me.
08:35I'm sweating.
08:36Hold on.
08:37Hold on.
08:38Can I play more than...
08:39So, if I play these two cards, two of a kind, I could steal someone's card.
08:42I could steal Niko's card.
08:43You should.
08:44Yeah, man.
08:45Get him.
08:46That's a good point.
08:47Get him.
08:48Go for it, dude.
08:49I don't know what to do.
08:50You know how hard it takes to team.
08:51Are you panicking right now, be honest?
08:52I do.
08:53Oh.
08:54I don't know if I trust Sud.
08:55I don't know if I trust Sud.
08:56I don't know, Sundee.
08:57Maybe I want to get you out of the game.
08:58Look at his face.
08:59Look at his dumb face.
09:00Trust him.
09:01I'm cute.
09:02I'm doing this.
09:03I'm doing this.
09:04I'm doing this.
09:05Why?
09:06I'm going to see the top three cards.
09:07Okay.
09:08What is it?
09:09What is it?
09:10Tell us.
09:11What is it?
09:12Tell us.
09:13What is your all-seeing eye see?
09:14Why are you making noises like that?
09:16Oh, no.
09:17There's more than one bomb in the three.
09:19There's more than one bomb.
09:20That's good.
09:21That's going to be my card right there.
09:22That's going to be my...
09:23And check that.
09:24And now I'm going to draw the top card.
09:25What did you do?
09:26Draw the top card.
09:27There's more than one bomb.
09:28There's more than one bomb.
09:29There's no way.
09:30Sundee?
09:31So, if I draw an exploding kitten, I don't die for a long time.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Give Nico his time.
09:36Give Nico his time.
09:37Wait.
09:38Is Nico dead?
09:39Nico, what are you going to do?
09:40Are you going to draw a card?
09:41I'm trying to think if I should skip or if I should use my...
09:44Yeah, Nico.
09:45Anything.
09:46You have no cards.
09:47You have to draw.
09:48You got this, Nico.
09:49Wait.
09:50What?
09:51Wait.
09:52What?
09:53You saved him?
09:54You can't alter the cards.
09:55You didn't put it in the right spot, Zud.
09:56Wait.
09:57So, that probably means it's on what I am.
09:58Or did I?
09:59Or did I?
10:01No.
10:02Where did you put it?
10:03Where did you put that bomb, Zud?
10:05You don't want to know.
10:06I need to see the future.
10:07Stop it.
10:08I'm noping you.
10:09I'm noping you.
10:10I'm noping you.
10:11Don't you noping.
10:12Noping.
10:13Noping.
10:14No.
10:15Oh.
10:16Stop saying oh.
10:17Oh.
10:18Stop saying oh.
10:19Hmm.
10:20I said stop saying oh.
10:21Hmm.
10:22No, I said stop saying hmm.
10:23Hmm.
10:24Stop saying hmm.
10:25All you need to do is press the checkmark on the right, you dingus.
10:27I can't.
10:28Oh, that's where that is.
10:29Okay.
10:30Well, I'm going to go ahead and just draw this card.
10:34Okay.
10:35And I'm going to draw that card.
10:37Wait, now I'm really nervous.
10:39I'm going to be honest with you.
10:41This is going to be a bad time.
10:42Is it?
10:43I don't like this.
10:44Is it?
10:45I don't like this.
10:4625% chance to get a nuke.
10:48This is bad.
10:49In that case.
10:52Why?
10:53We'll just let Zud draw.
10:54Zud only has three.
10:55Zud only has three cards.
10:57Okay.
10:58Should I nope it, Zud?
11:00Are we working together, Zud?
11:01Should I nope it?
11:02We're not working together.
11:03Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
11:04I have a plan.
11:05I have a plan.
11:06Okay.
11:07What's your plan?
11:08What's your plan?
11:09Okay.
11:10So obviously Biffle might have done it in a way to where Siddles would have died.
11:11However, Siddles didn't die.
11:12He didn't move it.
11:13He only had a look into the future.
11:14He can't move it.
11:15No, he knows something we don't.
11:16Okay, but he can't move it.
11:17I'm stratting right now.
11:18Now, what I'm going to do first for my first turn is that it's surely it's not on the bottom.
11:21It's not on the bottom.
11:22He's drawing from the bottom.
11:23Why is he doing that?
11:24Why is he doing that?
11:25Oh, okay.
11:26America.
11:27Nope.
11:28Now.
11:29Why'd you say America?
11:30Now, I'm going to use my favor.
11:31And Nico, I know that card's really good.
11:34So I'm going to...
11:35No way.
11:36Yoinks it from him.
11:37No way.
11:38I don't.
11:39I don't want to give it to you.
11:40This is such a mean-spirited game.
11:42Oh, my.
11:43This is the best card in the game.
11:44Is it?
11:45I know what it is, and it really wasn't that good.
11:47Okay.
11:48Now, turn two.
11:49Turn two, right?
11:50Because that was my first turn, right?
11:51Uh-huh.
11:52Uh-huh.
11:5427% chance.
11:56I'm going to shuffle, because I'm pretty sure the top one...
11:59No.
12:00Wait, you just shuffled.
12:01We have no clue what's what now.
12:03You're an idiot.
12:04That's okay.
12:05I don't...
12:06Should I tell you?
12:07It's shuffled now.
12:08It doesn't matter.
12:09It's shuffled.
12:10Yeah, it was a nuke, but it was a nuke that you can't avoid.
12:13It was the imploding kitten?
12:15It was the imploding kid.
12:16If anyone knew that...
12:17I was going to die.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Okay, I'm drawing this.
12:20Please don't be a bomb, or I'll be dead.
12:22I hope it is.
12:23I don't like this.
12:2530% chance.
12:27If it's a nuke, you're just dead.
12:30No, the imploding kitten.
12:32That doesn't kill you unless it's turned over.
12:34Okay, hold on.
12:35Do I do that?
12:36Actually, nobody would have died to that one.
12:38Wait, I should have just taken it.
12:40Do I do that, or YOLO?
12:41YOLO.
12:42YOLO!
12:43You're defused, aren't you?
12:44Please.
12:47Oh my god, how?
12:48How?
12:49Niko died.
12:5030% for sure.
12:5130% for sure.
12:53For sure.
12:54There's no way he survived.
12:58Guys, guys.
12:59I need to think about what card I'm going to play.
13:01Abracrab Lincoln is elected president.
13:04Hey, Niko.
13:05So, you have a lot of decisions here.
13:09You can either draw a card or draw a card.
13:12Which one do you choose?
13:13That's a lot of options.
13:14Say anything about this.
13:17Let's see, what do you think he's doing?
13:20Wait, okay.
13:21Niko is choosing where he wants to put that.
13:24It's going to go face up in the deck.
13:26If somebody draws that, they cannot defuse it.
13:32Don't you dare.
13:33Wait, that could instantly kill Biffle.
13:39Oh, I see it.
13:40It's right there.
13:41I can see it.
13:42I can literally see it.
13:43Because I can't see it.
13:44I'll just go ahead and make sure I don't die.
13:47Let me just go ahead and take from Zod.
13:51What do you mean make sure you don't?
13:53Okay, never mind.
13:54You'll see.
13:55No, I like that one.
13:56You'll see.
13:57Let me go ahead and just play around in the future for a moment.
14:00No.
14:01No.
14:02No.
14:03Let me make sure I play around in the future.
14:08What do you see, Biffle?
14:09Biffle, what do you see?
14:10I see impending doom for the foreseeable future.
14:13Okay.
14:14Stare deep into the bum of a cat.
14:16Ew.
14:17Why?
14:18Ew.
14:19Don't read it.
14:20Don't.
14:21Let me go ahead and tell you guys.
14:23I just saw it.
14:24I saw it, too.
14:26I just saw it.
14:28Hey, guys.
14:29Is that Siddles or me?
14:30It's Siddles.
14:31Siddles.
14:32Siddles.
14:33Siddles.
14:34Hey.
14:35Siddles.
14:36Siddles.
14:37Let me just hold on.
14:39You know what?
14:40Yeah.
14:41I'm holding.
14:42I'm holding.
14:43I'd rather it if Zod took his turn.
14:44No.
14:45He skipped.
14:46Zod.
14:47Zod, what are you going to do, Zod?
14:5050% chance.
14:51Four of those cards are bad.
14:53What do you mean?
14:54Look at the card.
14:55If I note that, does Siddles die?
14:57Yes.
14:58No bit.
14:59No bit.
15:00Please.
15:01Please.
15:02Goodbye, Siddles.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Here's the thing.
15:05Again, I really.
15:06Oh, no.
15:07He noticed.
15:08No.
15:09No way.
15:10No bit.
15:11No bit.
15:12Sunday, please.
15:13Sunday, please.
15:14Zod, I would.
15:15I know you have a note.
15:16I would.
15:17I would.
15:18But, Zod, tell me something.
15:19You have a defuse.
15:21No.
15:22I'm dead.
15:23It doesn't even matter.
15:24Listen.
15:25Listen.
15:26Think about it.
15:27Siddles has six cards.
15:28I have two cards.
15:29You have a better chance of beating me than Siddles, so get rid of Siddles.
15:31What is this desperate play?
15:33But I'm smart.
15:34You're not.
15:35Think about it.
15:36Think about it, Sunday.
15:3750% chance.
15:38I'm not doing it.
15:39I'm not noting.
15:40Take your turn, Zod.
15:41No.
15:42What's happening?
15:43Goodbye, idiot.
15:44Guys, I don't feel very good.
15:46He's getting.
15:48I don't know how Nico survived.
15:50How did Nico survive longer than Zod?
15:52He had zero cards.
15:54All right, now it's my turn.
15:56Zod out.
15:57Zod out.
15:58Zod out.
15:59Good luck.
16:00I don't like any of this.
16:02There's a 50% chance to get a nuke.
16:04Technically, it's 42.
16:06Technically.
16:07Technically, somehow.
16:08Technically.
16:09I'm doing this.
16:10I'm doing this.
16:11I'm doing this.
16:12I'm doing this.
16:13I'm doing this.
16:14I'm doing this.
16:15Give me it.
16:16Give me it.
16:17Give me it.
16:18Give me it.
16:19Give me it.
16:20Give me it.
16:21Give me it.
16:22Give me it.
16:2350% chance.
16:24We're cooking.
16:25What are you cooking?
16:26Nico's dead for sure.
16:28100%.
16:29He's finally dead.
16:30There's no way he's not dead.
16:31Wait, that one you can alter it?
16:32Yeah.
16:33Alter the future.
16:34See it?
16:35How do you think I stayed alive?
16:36All right, pull it, Nico.
16:37All right, good luck, Nico.
16:38It's about time.
16:39I got to think about my.
16:40See, I have a bigger time, Nico.
16:41Think about it.
16:42Honestly, you got this.
16:43Sorry, Nico.
16:44No.
16:45Sorry, Nico.
16:46That's so sad.
16:47All right, Biffle, what are you doing?
16:48At least I lived.
16:49Yeah, what the heck?
16:50I think I'm going to cry.
16:51Wait, there's five cards.
16:52How is it 50%?
16:53That doesn't make.
16:54Is that card split in half?
16:55It's actually 42.
16:56What?
16:57I don't know.
16:58Is a card cut in half or something?
16:59What's going on here?
17:00Probably, yeah.
17:01I don't know.
17:02Do I have to draw?
17:03You could just sit there for hours.
17:04I mean, you have five cards.
17:05You could do anything.
17:06They're not great.
17:07They're not great.
17:08I'm so nervy right now.
17:09They're not great.
17:10You know what?
17:11I'll just draw.
17:12I'll just draw.
17:13I'll just draw.
17:17No!
17:18Is he dead?
17:19No, I got to defuse.
17:20Oh, I pooped.
17:21I pooped.
17:22Where are you going to put him?
17:23Wait, so does it just go straight back into the deck?
17:25No, he chooses one out of five.
17:27He can put it on the bottom, top, middle, seven, eight.
17:29That's what I'm saying.
17:30So it goes back in no matter what though.
17:31All right, there it is.
17:32Unless it explodes, then it doesn't come out.
17:3440%.
17:35Diffuse via 3M flatulence.
17:37What?
17:38I don't.
17:39I've been there.
17:40Wow.
17:41You know what?
17:42You know what?
17:43This is stressful.
17:44I don't like this.
17:45Yeah, I'm not afraid of you, Biffle.
17:47What?
17:48Oh, you're already in on the second part.
17:50Why did you draw?
17:51Ooh, Sundy.
17:52Ooh, ooh.
17:53Hold on.
17:54Ooh, ooh.
17:55Hold on.
17:56If I do...
17:57So...
17:58So, if...
17:59Hold on.
18:00Hold on.
18:01Hold on.
18:02Hold on.
18:03I think I have something here.
18:04If I have three of these cards, right?
18:05I have two of a kind, but this is a wild.
18:08Three of a kind.
18:09If I put...
18:10Why does he have 11 cards?
18:11If I put all of these in here, right?
18:13What?
18:14Biffle just used to defuse.
18:15Since I'm using a three of a kind, I can force him to give me a card of my choice instead
18:20of randomly choosing.
18:21Stop.
18:22Oh, why?
18:23Stop.
18:24So, if I do this...
18:25Hey, Sigil.
18:26Wait, Sigil.
18:27No.
18:28Sigil.
18:29No.
18:30I'm gonna need one of your defuses.
18:31That's messed up.
18:32That's so messed up.
18:33You're not...
18:34That's so dirty.
18:35That's so dirty.
18:36That's actually crazy.
18:37Give me one of your defuses.
18:38That's actually insane.
18:40That's insane.
18:41Stab him.
18:42Dude, I had Niko's defuse.
18:43So, if I draw and I get an exploding...
18:46I didn't get...
18:47What?
18:48Okay.
18:49Two of the cards in this deck is an exploding kitten.
18:52What?
18:53What did you do?
18:54What did you do?
18:55He put it on himself.
18:56Of course you did, dude.
18:57No, I didn't.
18:58Of course not.
18:59I'm gonna draw.
19:00Oh, yeah.
19:01I have to draw a card.
19:02That's a 33% chance.
19:03You have a 66% chance to die, Biffle.
19:04You know, I'll...
19:05What cards do you have?
19:06A lot of random ones that don't work together.
19:07Oh, no.
19:08I have a lot of this, too.
19:09Don't worry, guys.
19:10I'm fine.
19:11No!
19:12I'm dead!
19:13Oh, you're dead?
19:14Oh, no!
19:15And it is down to you and me.
19:16It's a 50-50.
19:17Is it a 50-50?
19:18I don't like this.
19:19It should be 50-50.
19:20One is bad.
19:21One is good.
19:22Okay.
19:23Well, first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play my two of a kind.
19:24Give me a card.
19:25No, you did not.
19:26No, you did not.
19:27You just have to keep me alive.
19:28You could have.
19:29You could have saved me, Ssundee.
19:30The next thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna shuffle the deck.
19:31Oh, no.
19:32Oh, no.
19:33Oh, no.
19:34Oh, no.
19:35Oh, no.
19:36Oh, no.
19:37Oh, no.
19:38Oh, no.
19:39Oh, no.
19:40Oh, no.
19:41Oh, no.
19:42Oh, no.
19:43Oh, no.
19:44Oh, no.
19:45Oh, no.
19:46Oh, no.
19:47Oh, no.
19:48Oh, no.
19:49Oh, no.
19:50Oh, no.
19:51Oh, no.
19:52Oh, no.
19:53Oh, no.
19:54Oh, no.
19:55Oh, no.
19:56Oh, no.
19:57Oh, no.
19:58Oh, no.
19:59Oh, no.
20:00Oh, no.
20:01Oh, no.
20:02Oh, no.
20:03Oh, no.
20:04Oh, no.
20:05Oh, no.
20:06Oh, no.
20:07Oh, no.
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20:09Oh, no.
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20:11Oh, no.
20:12Oh, no.
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20:14Oh, no.
20:15Oh, no.
20:16Oh, no.
20:17Oh, no.
20:18Oh, no.
20:19Oh, no.
20:20Oh, no.
20:21Oh, no.
20:22Oh, no.
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20:24Oh, no.
20:25Oh, no.
20:26Oh, no.
20:27Oh, no.
20:28Oh, no.
20:29Oh, no.
20:30Oh, no.
20:31Oh, no.
20:32Oh, no.
20:33Oh, no.
20:34Oh, no.
20:35Oh, no.
20:36Oh, no.
20:37Oh, no.
20:38Oh, no.
20:39Oh, no.
20:40Oh, no.
20:41Oh, no.
20:42Oh, no.
20:43Oh, no.
20:44Oh, no.
20:45Oh, no.
20:46Oh, no.
20:47Oh, no.
20:48Oh, no.
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20:50Oh, no.
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20:52Oh, no.
20:53Oh, no.
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20:55Oh, no.
20:56Oh, no.
20:57Oh, no.
20:58Oh, no.
20:59Oh, no.
21:00Oh, no.
21:01Oh, no.
21:02Oh, no.
21:03Oh, no.
21:04Oh, no.
21:05Oh, no.
21:06Oh, no.
21:07Oh, no.
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21:11Oh, no.
21:12Oh, no.
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21:15Oh, no.
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21:18Oh, no.
21:19Oh, no.
21:20Oh, no.
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21:27Oh, no.
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21:31Oh, no.
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21:42Oh, no.
21:43Oh, no.
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21:59Oh, no.
22:00Oh, no.
22:01Oh, no.
22:02Oh, no.
22:03Oh, no.