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ash vs. evil S1 - 47 - stupid mortal toys
ash vs. evil S1 - 47 - stupid mortal toys
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00:00What the hell?
00:17Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me.
00:20But before I kill you, my book needs a new cover.
00:26What?
00:27What?
00:28Oh no!
00:29Not the face!
00:30Not the face!
00:31Wait!
00:32Wait!
00:33Wait!
00:34Wait!
00:35Wait!
00:36I just gotta know, have you lost weight?
00:42Well, I guess this doesn't count as one of my stupid mortal toys.
00:55Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this, Ruby.
00:58Cause I dislike you a lot.
01:00You get that fucking book off my friend's face.
01:03Stop!
01:04Or what?
01:05You gonna kill me?
01:06Do it and you're both dead.
01:07Ash!
01:08Ash!
01:09Help!
01:10I'm killing her!
01:11And after the book has killed her, he'll kill him too.
01:12Nothing you can do about it.
01:13Except kill you.
01:14Or...
01:15Kill me.
01:16Kill me.
01:17Kill me.
01:18Kill me.
01:19Kill me.
01:20Kill me.
01:21Kill me.
01:22Kill me.
01:23Or you can take the deal.
01:25Think about it Ash, you are old and fat and weak and you cannot keep this up forever.
01:32Lay down your weapons and go back to your life.
01:35You know that deep down we both want the same thing.
01:38No, I'm pretty sure I don't want to destroy humanity.
01:40I don't want to destroy anything.
01:42I want humanity to flourish.
01:45Without good, there is no evil.
01:47I just want evil under control, same as you.
01:50same as you. The difference is you never sign up for any of this. Ash, your entire life
01:58has been marked by tragedy and desperation and a woeful inadequacy.
02:01I get the idea. Just take the deal. It's what you've always
02:12wanted. No. It's not just about my life anymore.
02:17I want their lives back, too. They're coming with me.
02:19I can do that. Prove it.
02:24Eximo libellus. Okay. We're halfway there. Pablo, too.
02:39Do we have a deal? Ash. No. Rhode Island out there. It's terrible.
02:46You can't just do this. Hey, I'm doing this for you, buddy, so a
02:50little thanks might be nice. Look, she's just gonna godfather all the
02:54demons together, make the world a better place. That logic seems wrong.
02:58Look, you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
03:00Let her be the gatekeeper. It's better for all of us.
03:03Okay. Normal life. In Jacksonville. The three of us.
03:10$10,000 in cash. I'm not a bank.
03:14Gas money? You got that? Oh, sure. Gas money.
03:20Huh? Okay. But I'm keeping this just for insurance.
03:33Truce. No! Ash! You have no idea what's out there!
03:57Ah, good fishing. That's what's out there.