Mike Majlak moves on from Lana Rhoades to Logan Paul's aunt
Mike Majlak moves on from Lana Rhoades to Logan Paul's aunt
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00:00Alright guys, I got this clip from the impulsive podcast. We're gonna be checking out today. You know Mike he dated Lana Rhodes
00:05Well, apparently the guys moved on to Logan Paul's aunt now
00:08So I feel like this is probably something I have to check out and I know this title is probably clickbait
00:12But if it's even slightly accurate
00:14I feel like this video should be pretty entertaining and I already made one video on Mike when he's trying to give like dating advice
00:19And advice on how to pick up girls and I thought that was pretty funny
00:22Like some of the advice that he was giving was just ridiculous
00:24Like I tell people to do the exact opposite of whatever he's telling you
00:27But what do I really know Mike's the one out here hooking up with Logan Paul's and he's clearly doing something, right?
00:32Having a good time having some drinks, whatever pretty we're pretty drunk. Well my family on my mom's side
00:38Hooligans to say the least like you meet them. You're like I get why Logan is the way he is
00:43Sure enough. My aunt walks in Ferris. Oh god
00:48I'm like, oh, here we go. Here we go
00:51First thing she does makes eye contact with Mike beelines end of the table sees Mike
00:56She's like Mike mind you my family my relative. I like Mike shaking his head back and forth there
01:01He's probably thinking like hey, dude, you better watch your aunt once she gets a few drinks in her. She's coming after me
01:06I don't even need to say goddamn word to her and she's all over me mind you my family my relatives
01:11They support me. They watch what I do
01:12So they've only seen Mike on a screen right and I'm getting the vibe
01:17Now my ass is like a little infatuated with Mike because think about it. He's the oldest one in the group
01:23He's 36 my ass, you know, maybe 50s like yeah, you can make something happen. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't even think about that
01:30They're both old. So that means they could be together. Mike probably didn't like that one
01:33He's probably sitting there thinking like dude, that's where you had to take this
01:36I thought she wanted to be with me because I was cool and good-looking not because I was old and Logan's aunt was probably thinking
01:41Like, you know, it'd be kind of weird if I hooked up with any of Logan's younger friends
01:44But I think he hangs out with some old guy that maybe I could hook up with
01:47You know, maybe 50s like yeah, you can make something happen. She's married, but come on
01:54I don't matter
01:56She walks in beelines towards my way. Did he just say that she was married? Of course
02:00She is what a classy event going on here, man. Too bad Logan didn't record this shit
02:05This probably would have been his best content ever
02:06Like I would kill to see Logan Paul's 50 year old aunt wasted trying to get with Mike
02:11She goes Mike you fucker and she's hammered right Mikey fucker and then bro
02:19She's like I'm gonna be honest. She's like kind of a heavyset woman. I was thinking about how you were gonna
02:24Was Mike just trying to say that he is thinking about how Logan would bring up the fact that she's overweight
02:28So is he really just sitting there thinking like when is he gonna bring up the fact that she's overweight?
02:32Like how's he gonna work this into the conversation?
02:34Should I bring it up? Maybe like should I just yell out she's fat or something?
02:37Like what's the best way to do this? She climbed over Mike it took about 30 seconds
02:41But after the 30 seconds, she's she's in full straddle. She's straddling my friend Mike
02:45Do we have a pic somebody has a picture David?
02:48Send it over. I got it. We got it. We got a photo there. So my aunt is straddling Mike
02:52We're all like what the fuck is going on? And she's not getting off right? She's definitely enjoying this time off. Oh
02:58Yeah, so so she goes Mike you fucker like touches his face. She goes I'm married
03:03Ma'am, you're straddling me
03:12So it sucks I don't think they put the picture up I wish they did that shit would been so funny
03:16But I'm sure after the podcast Logan was probably like shit. My aunt would probably be pissed about this
03:20It's probably not the best look for her to be straddling my friend at a bar when she's wasted and married or my other theory
03:26Is that Mike wants to use this picture exclusively for his OnlyFans even though I don't even know if he has an OnlyFans
03:31But if he does I'm sure he's using this picture on there like screw paying 60 bucks to watch Logan Paul fight Floyd Mayweather
03:37Who really wants to watch that like honestly?
03:39I'd much rather pay to watch Logan Paul's 50 year old aunt who's overweight
03:42Married and completely shit-faced to try to hit on Logan Paul's best friend. That is the kind of content. I want to see
03:48That's like a at hands. Yeah, well I went down and just Mike stripping really quickly
03:54think think about me in this situation, okay, this is my
03:58Best friends fucking family member and where every part of me wants to continue enjoying my chicken parmigiana
04:05Mm-hmm and relaxing and enjoying my night. Mm-hmm. I
04:09Want to make her feel like it's not reciprocated, bro
04:13Cuz that no no one wants to feel like that
04:15You go out and straddle someone in public you want them. They better massage your back. Maybe grip a butt cheek, whatever, right?
04:21This is some of the greatest shit
04:22I think I've ever heard like in other cultures if you introduce your friend your family members like sometimes you'll bow or like you at
04:29Least shake their hand. I'd say like some cultures. I bet you bring him a gift
04:32But you know how it works over here in America
04:34Someone's aunt runs over to you and straddles your leg and if you want to show respect you got to grab her ass cheek
04:38And it's specially my best friends fucking awesome. He's gonna grab her ass cheek
04:42I didn't do that
04:43But I'm doing the best I can maybe the back of the neck a little bit you should have we made out
04:48Wow, did Mike really not even grab her ass cheek? That's so disrespectful
04:52Anyways after about 10 minutes of pure confusion
04:56unfortunately, she she gets she gets off Michael and I
05:00Hate to put her on blast like this, but we really do. I mean look it's part of this
05:05It's impulsive the number one podcast in the world bro statistically we looked down at Mike's jeans
05:10No, and he got he got period blood something about this big a stain on his jeans liquid. Oh
05:18My god, is this for real are they really bringing this up right now like this sounds too fucking crazy to me
05:24It sounds like they probably watched super bad a few nights ago and got all inspired by that to make up some bullshit story
05:29But also like why would you want to make this up like like Logan said he's putting his aunt on blast here like he's got
05:35To be embarrassing his aunt with this story like I guess it just doesn't really make any sense for him to make it up
05:40Red wine, we got it. We gotta figure out what it is, right? Like what was clearly something went wrong somewhere
05:45There's this liquid stain a large one on my friend's knee that my aunt was just straddling right huddled up
05:49I'm like sitting there like all traumatized which would make sense after Logan Paul's aunt runs up to you and straddles you leaks on you
05:56A little bit then takes off like what the fuck is going on here. No, no, no, you're doing great
06:01I do that all the time. I know people say I do I never do actually
06:05Couple minutes after that
06:08Logan says we need to get to the bottom of this
06:15Quite literally and he says to me
06:17How do I smell your genital region without causing a scene in this restaurant?
06:21Those are the kind of questions we ask each other Sean and that's why we get along Sean
06:25That's the next move here Logan Paul gets down to smell Mike's crotch to see what stain his aunt left there
06:30What the hell is this? Like why wouldn't Mike just try to smell it?
06:33It's on him
06:34Like it's a lot easier just for him to get down like it's weird for Logan Paul don't want to do that
06:38Yeah, that's why when you come around we fuck with you because you ask those questions, too
06:41That's I said if it could be a specific question, but like in that in that realm
06:45So I said I'm a drop something pick it up. Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea
06:50Yeah got down he picked my phone up and he gave my pants a fucking sniffer. What'd you think?
06:55It wasn't it did not smell like urine
06:58Okay, that was what I gathered. Wow, that is some good detective work. You did there
07:02I wonder what Logan's aunt thinks of all this because she's probably gonna see this podcast
07:05Like they uploaded this as a clip and it got a lot of views and she sounds like she supports him a lot and watches
07:10Most of his content so I'm sure she's gonna see this and I bet before this podcast
07:14She was really proud to tell people that she's Logan Paul's aunt
07:16I doubt that's gonna be the case anymore
07:18Unless she wants people thinking that she's the one that left some stain on Logan Paul's best friend's pants
07:23I don't know. This lady does seem pretty wild. So maybe she just doesn't even give a shit
07:26Maybe she just thinks she's marking her territory or something. Alright, that's about all I for this video
07:30This shit is just going way too far. Like I don't even know what to say about this anymore. It's just disgusting
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