上田ちゃんネル 2024年10月03日 最強おバカ決定戦
上田ちゃんネル 2024年10月03日 最強おバカ決定戦
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00:00Ueda Channel!
00:02Nice to meet you!
00:04Nice to meet you!
00:06It's been 18 years since we've been on CS Asahi.
00:10Today, we're going to run on the ground!
00:14Great timing!
00:16Ueda Channel has been broadcasting for 18 years on CS Asahi.
00:21Senpai, how old are you?
00:26He's still the same loose and stupid guy.
00:30He moved to the ground when he was 15 years old.
00:35It's been 19 years.
00:38I'm going to pass the judicial exam soon.
00:41I think I should apply for Guinness World Records.
00:44I don't think I've ever done that.
00:47I was in a cloak.
00:51One day, I thought I would die if I breathed oxygen.
00:56It's too stimulating.
00:58It's like a cicada.
01:00Cicada?
01:02It's like a cicada.
01:05I'm going to explain this to those who are watching for the first time.
01:08This program is useless.
01:10It's really useless.
01:12I want you to look down on this program.
01:14If you think like that, you won't be useful to the world.
01:17I want you to enjoy it with your eyes.
01:19That's what I've been doing.
01:21For example, when I go up to a good time,
01:24I put in some food elements.
01:27I put in health elements and cosmetics.
01:31I'm going to match it a little bit.
01:33I can't match it at all.
01:35It doesn't change.
01:39Thank you for your cooperation from today.
01:44This is the first popular program.
01:48The guests are also gorgeous.
01:50This is the first program.
01:52This is a fashionable and gorgeous program.
01:57Let's show it.
01:59What are you going to do?
02:00The first program is...
02:02The strongest idiot will be decided.
02:04Stop it.
02:08The strongest idiot will be decided.
02:10Speaking of Ueda Channel, this is it.
02:12The first program is...
02:14Ueda Channel's special program.
02:16The strongest idiot will be decided.
02:18Come over here.
02:20Come over here.
02:24This is a one-pattern program.
02:26One-pattern?
02:28There's number 2.
02:30There's number 6.
02:32There's number 4.
02:34How did it develop?
02:36In addition to the new idiot candidates,
02:38the strongest idiot will be decided.
02:41First of all, Ueda Channel's proud...
02:43The strongest idiot will be decided.
02:47And his eternal rival, SHOKI ISHIMOTO.
02:50He's my eternal rival.
02:53He's the first guest on this show.
02:57I'm so happy.
02:59Are you okay?
03:00Don't throw this away.
03:02And the handsome idiot actor,
03:04ATSUKI MASHIKO.
03:08He's our hope.
03:10He looks smart.
03:12He only looks smart.
03:14You know what?
03:16He's the main character of HACHIMOTO KANNA,
03:18SENTO CHIHIRO, and HAKU.
03:20He's the main character.
03:22There's no way he's an idiot.
03:24He came to the dressing room before the show.
03:26I squeezed my pants with a gag.
03:28I hid the embarrassing part.
03:30I pulled it all the way here.
03:32What are you doing?
03:34What kind of communication is that?
03:36What kind of greeting is that?
03:38He said,
03:40It's not a big deal.
03:42It's not a big deal.
03:44I was surprised.
03:46I was surprised.
03:48It's not a big deal.
03:50He's an idiot.
03:52He's reliable.
03:54He's reliable.
03:56And the stupid model,
03:58AOPON.
04:02AOPON,
04:04Are you often called stupid?
04:06I'm just stupid in life.
04:08I have knowledge.
04:10I'm just stupid in life.
04:12I'm just stupid in life.
04:14When I ordered a water server,
04:16I got a lot of water.
04:18My house is full of water.
04:20Your house is full of water.
04:22Your house is full of water.
04:24That's right.
04:26I couldn't reach the server.
04:28You can't drink water.
04:30You can't drink water.
04:32You can't drink water.
04:34It's a big deal.
04:36It's a big deal.
04:38It's a big deal.
04:40Let's start with AOPON.
04:42Let's start with AOPON.
04:44Of course.
04:46Of course.
04:48I have a feeling.
04:50I have a feeling.
04:52You're not thirsty.
04:54You're not thirsty.
04:56It's delicious.
04:58It's delicious.
05:00It's delicious.
05:02First, please introduce yourself.
05:04First, please introduce yourself.
05:06First, please introduce yourself.
05:08Yes.
05:10There are a lot of people.
05:12The four of us are going to introduce ourselves.
05:18First, the idiot who Ueda channel is proud of.
05:20Eight bridge, Beppu Tomohiko.
05:22Eight bridge, Beppu Tomohiko.
05:24Well, good morning.
05:26Good morning.
05:28One o'clock.
05:30I don't know what I mean.
05:31Depp-chan, from the beginning.
05:32From the beginning.
05:33Good evening.
05:35We are a duo called 8Bridge.
05:38We are active.
05:42You don't have to say it yourself.
05:44Did you say active?
05:46We are active as 8Bridge.
05:48How many years?
05:49Yes.
05:50How many years?
05:51It's 2024 now.
05:54Your career!
05:55I'm sorry.
05:57I'm not interested today.
05:58I know that much.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01I know.
06:02I know it's 2024.
06:05I've known it for two months.
06:08It's been 14 years.
06:11I'm Depp.
06:12Nice to meet you.
06:15Next,
06:16a rival who has had many great matches with Depp,
06:19Shouki Ishimoto.
06:22I want to revive comedy next year.
06:25What are you doing now?
06:26What are you doing now?
06:29You brought me here.
06:32I have a baby.
06:38What's wrong?
06:39What's wrong?
06:40What's wrong?
06:41Why did you stand up?
06:42Do you have a baby?
06:45Are you going to introduce me to a baby?
06:47I don't have a baby.
06:48I don't have a baby.
06:50What are you doing today?
06:51I went to see Haku's performance the other day.
06:57It didn't come out.
06:59The Imperial Theater?
07:00It didn't come out the other day.
07:02Then, I made a mistake.
07:06What is this cafe?
07:09Are you already earning points?
07:13Today,
07:14I will definitely work with everyone.
07:17It's an individual match.
07:19It's not a project to work together.
07:21It's not a four-person stupid race.
07:23Today,
07:26it looks like it's over.
07:29It's over suddenly.
07:30I'm looking forward to it.
07:32Do your best today in front of your parents.
07:34I haven't filmed it yet.
07:36Next,
07:37he is a junior at the Osaka office.
07:39He is a handsome actor.
07:40He is MASHIKO ATSUKI.
07:42Good evening.
07:43I'm MASHIKO ATSUKI of JANIC.
07:46I'm B type.
07:48My favorite food in the world is ramen.
07:53You have a lot of things to brag about.
07:56I played the role of HAKU.
07:59I flew to London for about a month and a half.
08:05Did you go to the United States?
08:06Did you go to the United States from London?
08:08I went through London.
08:11It's a hassle.
08:12It's a hassle to go through London.
08:15I can speak a little English.
08:20What do you speak?
08:21The staff behind the stage was British.
08:26I said nice to meet you in a low voice every time.
08:32Do you say nice to meet you every time?
08:33You meet every day, right?
08:35I say nice to meet you every day.
08:37I want to convey the feelings of a beginner.
08:40The feelings of a beginner are important.
08:42But I think I'm being told that I'm stupid.
08:46It's rude.
08:47I'm glad you laughed.
08:50Imagine.
08:51An American who meets every day says nice to meet you.
08:55I'm glad you met.
08:56I had a lot of fun today.
08:58I'm glad you met.
09:00I met you yesterday.
09:02I'm glad you met.
09:03It's been six months since I met you.
09:04I'm glad you met.
09:06I'm glad you met.
09:07It's strange.
09:08I'm glad you met.
09:09I'm glad you met.
09:10I will do my best.
09:11I'm glad you met.
09:13What kind of ending is that?
09:14Is it your own end?
09:16Next is AOPON, a stupid model.
09:22I'm AOPON.
09:23I'm a model for NUTS.
09:25NUTS?
09:26I'm a model for ANEGAL DASH.
09:28I've been on TV recently.
09:32These three are too bad.
09:34I don't want to be here now.
09:38That's normal.
09:41AOPON, don't be surprised.
09:42All three of us think so.
09:44All three of us think so.
09:45All three of us think so.
09:46That's strange.
09:47You said unity.
09:50You said unity.
09:52You said it.
09:53You said it.
09:54So today...
09:56Who introduced you?
09:57You said it.
09:58So I told you to introduce yourself.
10:02Do it normally.
10:03Do it normally.
10:04I want to hear it normally.
10:05I thought you were stupid at the school greeting.
10:10AOPON.
10:11Is that so?
10:12AOPON.
10:13Why?
10:14I did it twice.
10:17I just happened to pass by.
10:19So I said hello.
10:21That's usually the end.
10:23I said hello again.
10:25I said hello again.
10:26Then you came in.
10:27Then you came in.
10:28Then you came in.
10:29Why did you do it again?
10:31GAL is strict in the society.
10:34I thought my senior came.
10:36I thought my senior came.
10:37I thought I had to go again.
10:40You thought you had to go again.
10:42You thought you had to go again.
10:43I thought I had to go again.
10:45GAL is strict in the society.
10:47I'm scared.
10:49Are you serious?
10:50I didn't know that.
10:53Next, let's check the answers of the paper test.
10:59Next, let's check the answers of the paper test.
11:00Please fill in the title of the restaurant in Miyazawa Prefecture.
11:06MASHIKO's answer is KABEROGU.
11:09That's terrible.
11:11I understand.
11:12Why?
11:13I watch KABEROGU.
11:15I watch it when I go to a restaurant.
11:18I thought even foreigners would watch KABEROGU.
11:24What is the name of Mr. Kenji Miyazawa?
11:28I don't know.
11:30I don't know.
11:31I don't know.
11:32I don't know.
11:33I don't know.
11:34I don't know.
11:35I don't know.
11:36I don't know.
11:37CHEF.
11:38That's right.
11:40If you are a chef, you should go to a restaurant with a lot of menus.
11:46Next, let's check BEPPU's answer.
11:49A restaurant with a lot of salt.
11:51I don't go there.
11:52I get sick.
11:54I thought he was a cook.
11:56Kenji Miyazawa.
11:57That's right.
11:58Why do you think he is a cook?
12:01I thought he was a cook in a movie.
12:04I asked him to complete the title of the movie.
12:08I thought he was a cook.
12:11He hasn't changed at all.
12:13He hasn't changed even if he attacks.
12:16He hasn't changed his position.
12:17Idiots eat a lot.
12:21That's true.
12:22I don't know.
12:24He eats a lot.
12:25You know that.
12:26I don't know.
12:28I don't give up.
12:31I have another question.
12:34Please make a sentence using the word DONYORI.
12:37That's a good idea.
12:40That's amazing.
12:41That's not the case.
12:44Don't use the word DONYORI.
12:48Don't use the word DONYORI.
12:50Don't use the word DONYORI.
12:52That's amazing.
12:53He is a genius.
12:54He is a genius.
12:56His brain is soft.
12:58That's amazing.
12:59He doesn't want to use the word DONYORI.
13:01You made a good sentence.
13:02Don't use the word DONYORI.
13:05That's a good sentence.
13:08The sentence goes to the next line.
13:10Do you like DONYORI more than Katsudon?
13:13I like Katsudon.
13:14Then bring DONYORI first.
13:19Don't use the word DONYORI.
13:21Why don't you use the word DONYORI?
13:23Don't use the word DONYORI.
13:27That's not the truth.
13:30I didn't say that.
13:32It doesn't make sense.
13:35Let's stop using the word DONYORI.
13:37I'm laughing because I'm confused.
13:39Don't use the word DONYORI.
13:42I will give you a question.
13:46If you get 2 points, you win.
13:50If you get the last question, you lose.
13:53Can I get 2 points?
13:55If you get the last question, you have to wear this hat.
13:59I can do it.
14:05Are you doping?
14:08Are you okay?
14:09Here is the first question.
14:11What is the meaning of the word KAPPA?
14:17Write it down and raise your hand if you can.
14:20Is it okay?
14:21You are suddenly a Shuraba Yankee.
14:23I'm saying that I'm a Shuraba Yankee.
14:26When I played the game called IQ, I measured my IQ.
14:32My IQ was 3.
14:35I looked up how much my IQ was.
14:38My IQ was 2.
14:41That's amazing.
14:432 and 3 are lined up.
14:46It's like a dream.
14:51Moshiko.
14:52The meaning of the word KAPPA is to wash dishes.
14:55KAPPA is always filled with water.
14:58It's a dish.
15:00I washed it.
15:03What does it mean that monkeys fall from trees?
15:06It means that monkeys fall from trees.
15:09What does it mean?
15:12I just read it.
15:14You have to think about the meaning.
15:16It means that monkeys fall from trees.
15:19If you apply the same meaning to KAPPA, it will be like this.
15:23I see.
15:24I'm sorry.
15:25I don't think you can understand it.
15:27There are so many unanswered questions.
15:30I can understand that you can't understand it.
15:32Ishimoto.
15:33KAPPA is to break dishes.
15:37What does it mean?
15:39Do you understand the meaning?
15:40It means that monkeys fall from trees.
15:44What does it mean that monkeys fall from trees?
15:47KAPPA is to break dishes.
15:49It means that monkeys fall from trees.
15:52Do you think monkeys feel sad when they fall from trees?
15:55What are you talking about?
15:57Do you think monkeys feel sad when they fall from trees?
16:01No, I don't think so.
16:03When you said that monkeys fall from trees.
16:05What does it mean?
16:07You said that monkeys fall from trees.
16:11You have to use the same meaning.
16:14Does it mean that we have to link?
16:16You said that you have to use the same meaning.
16:19It's going to start now.
16:21You said that you're going to start now.
16:24The game has already started.
16:26You should start.
16:28It means to dry the dishes.
16:30What does it mean?
16:33KAPPA is wet all the time.
16:36It's dangerous if it dries up.
16:38That's what it means.
16:40KAPPA is wet all the time.
16:42It's dangerous if it dries up.
16:44That's what it means.
16:46That's what it means.
16:48That's what it means.
16:50Look at him.
16:52Look at him.
16:54KAPPA is wet all the time.
16:56KAPPA is wet all the time.
16:58What does it mean?
17:00Monkeys fall from trees.
17:02Monkeys fall from trees.
17:04Why?
17:06It depends on the person.
17:08I don't know.
17:10When do you use it?
17:12Me?
17:14I use it when I'm with my boss.
17:16I use it when I'm with my boss.
17:18When I'm worried about something,
17:20I use it when I'm with my boss.
17:22I use it when I'm with my boss.
17:24I use it when I'm with my boss.
17:26It's fine.
17:28When you're worried,
17:30you say it's KAPPA.
17:32Why?
17:34You don't know what KAPPA means.
17:37If you're worried, you use it.
17:39You can't explain it at all.
17:41Will you get in?
17:43I can swim.
17:45I thought it would be dangerous if I didn't swim.
17:47I can swim.
17:49I can swim.
17:51Close.
17:53You're very close.
17:55You're very close.
17:56You're very close.
17:58Close?
18:00Close.
18:02Yes.
18:04Why? Do you think kappa are that energetic?
18:10Ishimoto.
18:11Kappa's mouth breathing.
18:13Failed.
18:15Why?
18:16Because it has a brain.
18:18If you say kappa-ga, it will drown.
18:20That's fine. Kappa-ga is easier for you to think.
18:22Is that fine?
18:24But kappa-ga is definitely incorrect.
18:28That's fine. You can think about it.
18:30Challenge the incorrect answer.
18:31In short, a monkey can fall from a tree.
18:34A monkey can jump from a tree to another tree.
18:37It's like a master.
18:39Even a monkey can fall from a tree.
18:41There is a failure.
18:42Even the first person can fail.
18:45That's right.
18:47So, what is the case of kappa?
18:52There is no one who explains it so carefully.
18:55Even a monkey can fall from a tree.
18:57There is no one who explains it so carefully.
18:59Next, Aobon.
19:01The history of kappa.
19:03She's dead.
19:04But...
19:05She's dead.
19:07Ishimoto, can you answer?
19:09A kappa leaves a cucumber in one bite.
19:13What does that mean?
19:14What does Robert De Niro mean?
19:17He leaves a cucumber in one bite.
19:20He leaves a cucumber in one bite.
19:23He leaves a cucumber in one bite.
19:24There is no such thing.
19:26I got it. I'll change the question.
19:28Kappa is difficult.
19:31I'll say it's a kouboumo.
19:32Kouboumo.
19:33I can understand.
19:35What?
19:36Kouboumo.
19:38I got it.
19:39Time's up.
19:42The part of a monkey is a kouboumo.
19:45So, I don't need to say kappa?
19:46You don't need to say kappa.
19:47Forget it.
19:48Let's throw away kappa.
19:49Let's throw away kappa.
19:50It's a chance.
19:51The meaning is the same as a monkey falling from a tree.
19:54Ishimoto, can you answer?
19:55Why did you raise your hand?
19:57Why did you raise your hand?
19:58He suddenly became charming.
20:01Kouboumo.
20:02Something difficult will happen.
20:05That's right.
20:06That's what it means.
20:08It's already written in the script.
20:11If you assume that a koubou is a person's name,
20:13what will happen?
20:14I thought about it.
20:15That's right.
20:16A koubou is a person.
20:17Is it a person?
20:18Yes, it is.
20:19Is it a person?
20:20I know that.
20:21That's a hint.
20:23You are the most angry.
20:24That's a lie.
20:25You are good at it.
20:26You are admired by smart people.
20:28A koubou is a person.
20:29A koubou is a person.
20:30Who is it?
20:31That's the problem.
20:32A koubou is a person.
20:33There are people who keep saying that a koubou is a person.
20:40Think about it.
20:42I really don't know.
20:46A koubou is also a koubou over there.
20:50What does that mean?
20:53What does that mean?
20:54A koubou is also a koubou over there.
20:55Someone said that as a person.
20:56When a koubou turned over, I thought,
20:58Is that also a koubou?
21:01What are you talking about?
21:02It's a person's name!
21:04Oh, it is really a koubou!
21:07Is it me?
21:08Oh, it's a koubou
21:10Do you understand?
21:11Even people who are not professional can make a mistake.
21:14I see.
21:15Even people who are not professional can make a mistake.
21:16There is no nuance of failure.
21:19Listen to me!
21:20Listen to me!
21:21Even people who are not professional can make a mistake.
21:22You have to put the nuance of failure in this sentence.
21:24I don't know.
21:26Where are the failure factors?
21:28Cry!
21:30I can't cry.
21:32I can't cry.
21:34Mashiho, can you go last?
21:36Yes.
21:38I'm not good at housework.
21:40Housework?
21:42I become like a housewife.
21:44What are you saying?
21:46There are people who are not good at housework.
21:48I know.
21:50Like this.
21:52I become like a housewife.
21:54Please explain.
21:56Does it sound like English?
21:58It's like that.
22:00What kind of follow-up is that?
22:02She likes it.
22:04I can't go.
22:06Yay!
22:08I wanted to help her.
22:10I can't go to the workshop.
22:12Airi, can you go?
22:14I can't go to the workshop.
22:16I can't go to the workshop.
22:18Time's up.
22:20Check the answer by yourself.
22:22What?
22:24I got a shock.
22:26What?
22:28I got a shock.
22:30The official program, X, has been completed.
22:32There are a lot of videos that you can only see here,
22:34such as the feedback after recording
22:36and the famous scenes you want to see again.
22:38Please check it out.
22:40Please check it out.
22:42What did you say?
22:44Please check it out.
22:47If you miss the free stream,
22:49you can search it on TVer, Habema, and Hakumo.
22:52I got a shock.
22:54The first one is over.
22:56What?
22:58Is it over?
23:00You didn't make anything.
23:02This is the 18-year-old middle school student.
23:04There is no correct answer in the quiz program.
23:06Is there a TV program that says it's over?
23:08No, and they don't say the answer.
23:10They don't say the answer.
23:12Please check it by yourself.
23:14It's delicious.
23:16It's as good as grilled meat.
23:18It's the worst.
23:20It's over.
23:22Next time, the idiots will do a food report.
23:24It's ridiculous.
23:26They will try a rebate.
23:28I don't want Michael Jackson anymore.
23:30Let's quit Jirouhan.
23:32We will withdraw from here.