The Tourist Trap (Snuffy Smith)
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00:00Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:16Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:20Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:25I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.
00:30Yay!
00:38What do you say we hitch ourselves a ride to the city, Snuffy?
00:42Last time I saw anyone sleep like that, they were putting flowers around him and bowing their heads.
00:49Well, Louise, stop that cooking and let's you and me go in and see the city folks.
00:54Oh, not today, Barney. I got to get supper ready for my Snuffy.
00:58He wakes to eat?
00:59Why, sure.
01:00Well, I'm going anyway.
01:02Have a nice, nice time, Barney.
01:15You are now entering hillbilly country.
01:19Look at them automobiles.
01:21All those hillbillies moved to the city so they could afford to visit hillbilly country on weekends.
01:29That should do it.
01:34Visit hillbilly country free, except weekends and weekdays.
01:40Pardon me, sir. How do we get to this hillbilly place?
01:45Funny you should ask. Just drive on up the hill.
01:48But there's no road.
01:50Well, as our first real-life tourist, you have been carefully selected by the welcoming committee to make the first road.
01:58Welcome to what?
02:12That'll cost you an extra 25 cents.
02:15Welcome to you.
02:18Next.
02:20Next.
02:23Next.
02:24Where's the parking?
02:26Gotta have parking space.
02:28Where do we park?
02:29All right, hold your horses.
02:31I need 20 volunteers right away.
02:33Follow me.
02:34I'll give you a parking lot.
02:36That'll make your automobiles want to stay parked forever.
02:40Now, you take this flour and...
02:42Why the flour?
02:44Are we gonna bake a cake?
02:46No.
02:47Just a simple game we play around here.
02:51Ready, set...
02:5950 cents.
03:01Next.
03:0250 cents.
03:04Next.
03:0550 cents.
03:07Next.
03:08Oh, I tell you, it's like taking candy from a city kid.
03:13Of course, you'll all want the special Barney Google guided tour.
03:16You're about to see a real sunken living room.
03:20Every time it rains, it sinks a little more.
03:23Matter of fact, the whole house sinks.
03:25That's 25 cents extra for the tour.
03:30What is that?
03:31Who's he?
03:32Is it alive?
03:33Never saw anything like it.
03:34What are they thinking next?
03:35That, cousins, is a genuine hillbilly.
03:37Please try not to waken him because it takes him a whole minute to fall back to sleep again.
03:42Be right back.
03:43Louise, what are you making?
03:45I thought you went off to the city, Lambie Pot.
03:48Say, I sure am hungry.
03:50Yeah, I'll make just a few more.
03:51How many you want?
03:53Oh, about 60 or 70 should do it.
03:56For a man who don't work, you sure has an appetite.
04:00Oh, Lando Goshen, who are them there strange folk, Barney?
04:04They're my cousins, that's what they are.
04:06Now, you just keep those flapjacks a-flappin', Louise.
04:10Oh, I just love big families.
04:13Guide, are there any souvenirs?
04:15Souvenirs?
04:16Oh, well, sure, we have souvenirs.
04:19The place is loaded with souvenirs.
04:22It's just a question of finding the right one to suit your personality.
04:26Say, here's a souvenir, and it's only 75 cents.
04:33I'll have one of those souvenirs.
04:36That'll be $1, sir.
04:38Only $1 for a putrefied piece of living history.
04:42Yes, sir.
04:44Thank you, sir.
04:48Thank you, sir.
04:54Wait, come back here, it's just a shower.
04:56Besides, I can rent you an umbrella for only $2.
04:59My stars and little hop-toes.
05:01Never knowed you had so many cousins, Barney.
05:05Step right up, folks.
05:07See the only outdoor...
05:10Great balls of fire.
05:12The feller just can't get a lick of shut-eye around here, no how.