The Hat (Snuffy Smith)
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00:00Hey, what do you think, boss?
00:22He's perfect.
00:23Hey, bud.
00:24Hey, bud.
00:26My name is Snuffy.
00:27Hey, Snuffy.
00:28How'd you know my name?
00:29Everybody knows your name, Snuffy.
00:30Psst, come here.
00:31Stuffy, I want you to meet my business associate, boss.
00:32Boss, this is Snuffy.
00:33Snuffy!
00:34Not the Snuffy.
00:35Yep.
00:36He's perfect.
00:37Having fun in the big city?
00:38Heck no.
00:39Ain't pretty like the hill country.
00:40We'd have been home a long time ago.
00:41Snuffy.
00:42Snuffy.
00:43Snuffy.
00:44Snuffy.
00:45Snuffy.
00:46Snuffy.
00:47Snuffy.
00:48Snuffy.
00:49Snuffy.
00:50Snuffy.
00:51Snuffy.
00:52Snuffy.
00:53Snuffy.
00:54Snuffy.
00:55Snuffy.
00:56Snuffy.
00:57Snuffy.
00:58Snuffy.
00:59Snuffy.
01:00Snuffy.
01:01Snuffy.
01:02Snap out of it.
01:03We'd have been home a long time ago, exceptin' we ain't got money for a mule and wagon.
01:04Snuffy, we're gonna buy you that mule and wagon.
01:05Sir?
01:06I don't accept mule from strangers.
01:07Oh, this isn't charity, pal.
01:08It's a sort of a swap.
01:09Oh, that's different.
01:10What do I have to do?
01:12Practically nothin'.
01:14Just take this bag and walk across the street to that building over there.
01:18Is that all I gotta do?
01:19Just about.
01:20Now, when you get inside, ask for Mr. Watt.
01:23He's a friend of ours and you give him the bag and this note and he'll give you the bag back and you bring it to us.
01:31Is that all?
01:32That's all.
01:33But don't read that note. It's, uh, poisonal.
01:36Sir, I never tamper with the New United States mail.
01:40And besides, I can't read.
01:42Perfect. Just perfect.
01:44You know, you can't be too careful.
01:46There's a lot of city slickers hereabouts.
01:49He's perfect.
01:51You mean perfect?
01:53Yeah, boss. That's what I meant. Perfect.
01:59Friend, can you tell me where I can find Mr. Wad?
02:02Right over there, friend. Last cage on the right.
02:05Thank you, friend.
02:15Are you Mr. Wad?
02:17Yes, I'm Mr. Wad.
02:19Hey, Mr. Wad.
02:20I got something for you.
02:24I've got a gun.
02:26Put all the money in the bag and don't make a sound.
02:30Crank and flub and it's all to clean these windows.
02:38Stop burning. Hurry up.
02:50No wonder them fellas didn't want to come in this here nut house.
02:53Come on, friend.
02:59Those dang pushy revenuers.
03:02The song of the big city.
03:05Would you gentlemen know what all the noise is about?
03:08Having a grand opening at the bank.
03:11No fateful day.
03:13Hi, Google. I see you met my new friends.
03:16Your friends?
03:18Yep. They're going to give me a mule and wagon just for bringing them this little old black bag.
03:23Here, Google. Give it to them. We'll start to tell Louisie we's gone home.
03:27It's yours, cuz.
03:29Correction. It's ours, cuz.
03:32And they're going to give us a mule and a wagon.
03:35I'd like for you to meet them.
03:37Oh, such nice folk.
03:39They're right over there.
03:41Where'd they get off to?
03:43Maybe they went to get the mule and wagon, Pa.
03:46Well, we'll just sit here and wait.
03:49That little chore just flummored me out.
04:07Gentlemen. Gentlemen, please. One at a time.
04:10Chief, you haven't told us a thing yet.
04:12No clues, none. We have a deadline to make.
04:14Gentlemen, we've got pictures of this fiend, and they're being developed right now.
04:18Here we are, Chief. Right out of the high pole.
04:21Gentlemen, this is our criminal.
04:27This is your man, Chief?
04:29My man is a hat.
04:32Why me? Why me?
04:36Hitchcrawl! Hitchcrawl! Hat rubs bank! Hat rubs bank!
04:42Now, now, here's the dope on the hat.
04:44Color black, size seven and one quarter, type hillbilly.
04:51That's it. Now, where is he?
04:53On the corner of Main and Elm.
04:55Attention, car 23, pick up the hat. Corner of Main and Elm.
04:58This is a dangerous criminal. Proceed with utmost caution.
05:03All right, what did you do with the loot?
05:05What's a loot?
05:06The loot you took from the bank.
05:07What's a bank?
05:08What's your mall have to do with this?
05:09Brent Boulder Fire, what's a mall?
05:12Her, her, her's a mall. She's a mall.
05:15Oh, you hear that, Louisie? You're a mall.
05:18Oh, that's sweet, honey poet.
05:23Did he sign the confession?
05:25Uh, no.
05:27That's sweet, honey poet.
05:30Did he sign the confession?
05:32Uh, what's a confession?
05:34Did he tell you what he did with the loot?
05:35Uh, what's a loot?
05:36Loot, loot from the bank.
05:38What's a bank?
05:39Oh, why me? Why me?
05:43Grrr.
05:51Louisie.
05:56Louisie.
06:00Paul, wake up. Oh, Paul, wake up. Barney's in trouble.
06:04How can you tell, ma?
06:06Well, I heard him in my head. He's a-callin' for me.
06:08I don't hear nothin'.
06:10Well, listen, Honey Pote.
06:12Louisiana!
06:16Let's go find him, Ma. Time's a-wasting.
06:20So long, friend.
06:21So long, friend.
06:22Ah, they're getting away. After them.
06:25Why me? Why me?
06:29That-a-way!
06:35That-a-way!
06:40That-a-way!
06:59And so, gentlemen, as you see, Mr. Smith here was just an innocent pawn.
07:02What's a pawn?
07:03In the hands of these two, uh, uh, fiends.
07:06Ah, thank you. Fiends.
07:08We're fiends?
07:09Oh, sure.
07:10Mr. Smith, as your reward, the last National Savings Bank has authorized me to give you this gift certificate.
07:15Good at any Fifth Avenue shop.
07:17Good for one mule and one wagon.
07:20Did you hear that, Ma? We're going home.
07:23That is nice, Honey Pote.
07:26Congratulations, Mr. Smith. And in the words of the immortal bard, William, uh, uh...
07:32Murgatroyd.
07:34Thank you. Murgatroyd. All's well that ends, uh, uh...
07:38Poyfect.
07:39Huh?
07:40Poyfect.
07:41Huh?
07:44Come on now, giddyap.
07:48Well, it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.
07:52What do you think of the city, Ma?
07:55Poyfect, Honey Pote. Just poyfect.