Don't tell my boss, Im a girl part 1
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00:00Let's have some fun.
00:16Yes, let's you and me have fun.
00:18Okay.
00:19Oh.
00:20Marco.
00:21Polo.
00:22Oh, you're going to have to catch me first.
00:23Oh, I'll get you.
00:26You jerk.
00:27How dare you cheat on me.
00:28I'm going to kill you.
00:29That's it.
00:30That's it.
00:31I want a divorce.
00:32Fun.
00:33You get all that?
00:34Every second.
00:35Hey.
00:36Hey.
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00:52Every second
00:55Remember to pay me and leave a glowing review on my Craigslist
01:01You
01:05You can run but you can't hide
01:22Hey, hey, have you seen a girl in a green dress Oh
01:36Auburn hair nice figure about a stop. Yeah. Oh, nope. Sorry, man. I haven't seen anyone like that
01:52I'll be back
02:00My apologies
02:05I said I was sorry. I need a lover
02:22You want me to be your lover
02:27I'll pay you $10,000 every single time we go out
02:33Don't try and scam me dude just cuz I'm broke doesn't mean I'm stupid too
02:44The name's Shannon Nathan Shannon
02:48from the Shannon Corporation I
02:51Can assure you this offer is legitimate the multi billion
02:58dollar fortune
03:01500 Shannon Corporation
03:04Yes
03:20What what exactly does the esteemed mr. Shannon need in
03:31I need a man
03:33To act like one and to sometimes trick certain people into thinking that I am indeed not available
03:44You had me a trick people
03:47Oh
03:49Mr. Chairman Caroline daughter of William Vanderbilt, she's gonna arrive any minute
03:53What did I say about keeping my grandmother's speed dating on my calendar?
03:59Would you like to find another executive to assist?
04:04Caroline
04:08Oh this
04:12My business partner
04:17You know Nathan there are rumors
04:33It's true
04:46Oh
04:59You got something right here do you mind if I am
05:10Great much better
05:13Maybe I'll
05:15Make a mess of my face. No, this is insane. You are gay and you're still trying to marry girls
05:22I'm gonna tell the whole world who you really are
05:26Sorry
05:30How's my acting boss
05:34Decent one of you have any tips all ears
05:45I
05:50Have enough my grandpa's surgery this much James as I've told you before the cost of continued care is substantial I would say please I
06:00Won't give up on him. I'll figure it out
06:15I
06:45I
06:50Nathan Shannon
06:55Counting on you
07:15Oh
07:16Do you have any more gigs like yesterday?
07:19I've been working on my acting chops. Not at the moment
07:24We shared a moment of affection didn't we that was business nothing else
07:32What you know when kiss
07:36Oh
07:44Mr. Shannon is he does something that way
07:53Please keep your distance from me. You will never be fit to be my employee and that's final
08:03Did you miss me
08:06Are you still looking for a personal assistant? Well, good news. I have graciously decided to take on the position
08:13Vivian no, actually I have one Harold is your executive assistant silly someone as successful as yourself should have a personal assistant as well
08:30Actually, I have one it's him
08:37I
08:49Wasn't good enough to be your employee
08:51Well, you're not
08:53But you do possess one unique advantage
08:58What might that be?
09:02You're a man
09:06I
09:31Can't believe you are my boss's new personal assistant
09:35And as a dude, huh? Oh, it's off my grandpa's medical bills
09:40Hey at work, can you act like you don't know me just in case?
09:51Tighter
10:04Just
10:24My sincerest apologies, mr. Shannon, let me let me wipe that off
10:34Oh
10:39Don't touch that no, no seriously I can handle it and you can leave I
10:51Can handle it and you can leave
11:04I
11:15Take this
11:20Don't forget about me. I'll come back for you on some
11:28Starline
11:34I
11:40Find you starlight
11:49Jesse
11:52What are you doing creep this is
12:01It's
12:04I
12:22You're gonna pee
12:24You
12:33Shy turtle, excuse me insecure about your size
12:44It's all good
12:47It's not about the size of the ship it's about the motion of the ocean
12:54That's what the ladies care about
13:00Sorry, I
13:03Just I just get insecure around other men, especially men who were so well
13:11Could we perhaps avoid sharing restroom visits in the future. Yeah, no, no problem
13:19Thank you so much
13:24Oh
13:46What are you doing here grandma asked me to step in as manager
13:50She wants me to help assist in the day-to-day operations. Okay, we don't need also
13:54I'm hosting a party tonight to get to know everyone from the office and you must come
13:59Vivian it's mr. Shannon at work
14:05Fine but if you don't show I'm telling grandma I'll go I'll go just leave
14:14Make sure mr. Shannon does not tonight
14:20It's better that you don't know but just keep him sober no matter what
14:31This paragraph used to be okay
14:50Mm-hmm
14:53Jesse stay in your lane. Okay, Nathan and I are practically engaged and you're just a
14:59Lowly employee, but I thought mr. Shannon shouldn't drink. He's a grown man. He'll be fine. Well, he should at least know if he's drinking
15:09You are just an expendable employee money is your real boss
15:15After
15:18He drinks that take him to this room do it and there's plenty more where that came from
15:45I
16:15Oh
16:45I'm drinking you turn into a child cut it out
16:52Hey
16:54Pick up your shoes and get ready for
16:57Yes, sir. Yes, sir
17:06Good little soldier
17:16Oh
17:29How about a little dance
17:45How about writing a check for a hundred thousand boss
18:15Oh
18:30I'm not I'm I'm sorry. I did that what that was
18:45I
19:15I
19:46I
20:03Why are you here?
20:09You were really drunk last night I took care of you
20:15You were a lot to deal with
20:18Last night, but I don't remember anything from last night
20:32You just slept together last night, I guess so
20:40Very well, this is white
20:46I
20:48Nothing happened between us. Is this how you do your job Jesse? I was waiting for you in room 606 all night
20:56606
21:00It was supposed to be room 909 not the brightest bulb are you Jesse?
21:15I was wrong. Can I still keep the ring?
21:24This way I heard that he's the reason why mr. Shan what
21:36He will pay dearly
21:46You added an extra zero to that client's contract
21:50That's impossible I always double-check before I said velvet vines bar tonight you need to get the client to sign a corrected version
21:58Yeah to do so in the weight of this mistake will crush you
22:07Why not just fire him that will be letting him off easy. Mr. Fritz is a violent pervert. I
22:14Want Jesse to suffer
22:23Mr. Shannon, we may have a serious problem
22:44Mr. Fritz
22:46I'm mr. Shannon's assistant. I
22:50Made a mistake. Would you be so kind as to sign this corrected contract?
22:56Contract
23:01But first
23:09You play like
23:12You like my
23:27I'm sorry. I just I can't this isn't me
23:36How disappointing
23:41Please just sign the contract. Mr. Fritz
23:45Bingo
23:49Mr. Fritz bend over take your punishment and I signed contract
24:11I
24:15Jesse are you okay? Come here?
24:21Mr. Fritz
24:23He's a colleague of mine. It was a mistake a contract is a covenant. I
24:29see
24:31Well, if that's the case
24:32And just do me a favor, please
24:35Sign the contract and who's doing me anything
24:39I
24:57See these hands
24:59Not just for signing contracts
25:07Yes, yes
25:29I
26:00Oh
26:13What do we do
26:23What do we do
26:30Oh, you're sweating. Oh, do you have low blood sugar?
26:42Sweets no one's gonna do sweet now. Is it the time to be picky? I
26:50Don't know blood sugar. I just don't like to talk. I don't like the dark and cramped spaces your claustrophobic
27:00Oh, how how about I sing to distract you
27:09Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
27:14Never let it fade away
27:17Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
27:21Save it for a rainy day
27:23Never let it fade away
27:33Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket save it for a rainy day
27:40Why is your nickname star like doesn't it look like a star?
27:44Oh
27:52Love me coming to you on your shoulder
27:57some starless night
28:00And just in case you feel you wanna hold her
28:05Oh
28:12Who are you really
28:21Who are you
28:23You okay, I'm I'm Jesse your personal assistant
28:36Stay away from me. I I don't like men. I'm my heart belongs to somebody else
28:41Oh
29:02Why was mr. Shannon acting so weird today
29:12How
29:15Dare you ask Nathan to fight for you a man of his stature shouldn't be doing dirty work like that, especially for the likes of you
29:23You should resign before I really lose my temper. Oh
29:27Yeah
29:28I'll totally resign immediately
29:31You better I was being sarcastic
29:36I'm not afraid of you. Do you know who I am?
29:41I can ruin a poor nobody's life like yours like
29:45that
29:48Do you know who I am I can ruin a poor nobody's life like yours like
29:55that
29:57You don't know who I am or what I'm
30:10Stepped in some dog shit this morning
30:20What the hell's going on here
30:22Nathan look what he did to my face. Fire him now. Enough enough, please
30:29Jesus
30:32No, no, please
30:34You know, I might do the exact same thing to somebody who tried to forge a contract to get me fired
30:39And if we're talking about firing someone today
30:43Vivian you are at the top of my list
30:53Thank you
30:57Great thank you very much. Okay, looking forward. Bye. Mr. Shannon. I am pleased to inform you that we have surpassed our sales target
31:08Working
31:11Hey, what's I show you
31:14Seven and
31:18Quite small for a grown man
31:23But it's your lucky day you might be in some good and
31:27See, it's seven and a half
31:30Right. These will give it to me by a friend, but they don't fit. They're much too small. So here for you
31:44You have a very generous friend
31:47I
31:50Look expensive
31:53Over a hundred bucks
31:56That barely covers the lease those are really strike $5,000 a pair
32:02Miss Shannon bought me to the size. It's just Harold, please
32:08I'm gonna book you a one-way ticket to Siberia. There's a lumberjack out there who's in need of an executive assistant, please
32:15Okay, I can't accept such a lavish gift. Yes, you can
32:25There's money seriously the only thing that you think about
32:32It's fancy shoes are great, but these laces are tricky to tie look who was the child
32:39I
32:44Wouldn't say
32:47All right
33:01First of all, you gotta go
33:03I
33:07Love
33:11Shit
33:18Yeah
33:31Mr. Shannon
33:34Where's he going? Someone reported starlight at the bar?
33:45Mr. Rush
33:48Have a drink with me I can't
33:54I'm here. Thank you. Say your prayers break. Yeah
34:00Yeah, it's me don't you remember
34:10Creep my niece do that for me
34:18It's just a big misunderstanding guys, I'm gonna enjoy this
34:29Let's go
34:50Miss
34:53Oh
34:57It's me Jesse
35:01Jesse
35:05Where'd he go
35:12Where'd he go
35:22I
35:34Hear you son of a bitch. I know you're in here
35:42Where'd he go
35:44Are you insane? This is a women's restroom leave now. I'm calling the cops
35:49I got priors. Yo, I'm still on my roll
35:52I
36:07Don't mention it. Oh, well, what are you doing here for me? I just like a woman
36:16Um
36:19It's it's ladies night women drink for free the wrong idea
36:28You do make a pretty convincing woman, you know that but uh, I gotta say yeah
36:35The flat chest just kind of gives it gives it all up
36:42Let's get out of here
36:48Oh
37:03Your face is so red
37:06You keep doing this on purpose. Oh
37:10Right, well you couldn't you're still not with your ten-year-old crush, right?
37:14Mr. Shannon, are you still a virgin?
37:23It's just some of your business I have to get back to work
37:44I
37:56Will never leave your side again
37:58I
38:12Notice you've been eating instant noodles every day. So how about a little real food?
38:29It smells amazing
38:38And do hot oh, oh my gosh, your lips are swelling. Oh, hang on here
38:51Hey
38:54What's going on here Jesse, this is a workplace that's five hundred dollars out of your paycheck for lewd behavior
39:13Jackie what did I say before entering my office?
39:16Why the $500 fine because I pay you to work not to flirt with colleagues. That's why
39:22You think Sarah and I were flirting she isn't my type. Well, then who's your type?
39:33Mr. Shannon
39:36Who else could it be
39:47Okay, that's enough Jesse you have work to do I gave you a lot of work today
39:51Please we have the commercial shoot this afternoon and you have stuff to do. So let's let's get to that. All right, I
39:57Will get back to work
40:00If you don't buy me the 500 how much you get out of my face
40:17Leaving now what is wrong with me?
40:30Hey, that's a pop. There's plenty. No, no notice. Yeah
40:38And I had some to bring us together
40:40bandits
40:43How's it you guys
40:45Our model bail this morning. If you idiots don't find me a replacement model in the next five minutes. I'm gonna walk him
40:52Oh, but the model is right here
40:59I
41:06Mean fine, you just need a picture of your beautiful face with a little lipstick on it
41:14Cut cut
41:17Jesse a word now, please
41:30Mr. Shannon
41:43It was it was just for work for work
41:48You know, you seem to really really enjoy that kiss well I take pride in my work, sir
41:57Well, enjoy it then and no overtime payment for the shoot
42:17What's wrong with me why does it make me so angry when I see Jesse with other people
42:23Just with other women
42:29There's a party tonight and I would love for you to accompany me I have other matters to attend to
42:34We're celebrating a successful shoot and everyone in the office is gonna be there
42:40Everyone
42:43Where's see you're gonna come
42:47Okay, don't touch me
42:49I'll see you later. Love you, too. See you later
43:19I
43:28Try and seduce again, yeah, it's pretty obvious. He's in the Jesse
43:37Hey
43:39All of you for the delay
43:42Look who decided to grace us with their presence took you long enough
43:46Busy romancing the time where we traffic was a nightmare. So I had to ride with Harold. Come on, Jesse. We all know your secret
43:58You and Harold actually make a really cute couple
44:03I'm not I'm not I'm not gay. I like chicks really
44:12Let's make a bet
44:15See those babes out there
44:19Give me two minutes and I get one of them to head upstairs with me
44:28Give me two minutes and I'll get one of them to come upstairs with me
44:31You I don't think that's happening. Yeah, come on. No need to brag
44:37Where it's me nothing
44:39proven I
44:42Will
44:44Watch closely