4th October 2024
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00:00["Pomp and Circumstance"]
00:30Oh, what are you doing up so early?
00:37I had a dream about Uncle Paul. Couldn't get back to sleep.
00:42Oh, sweetheart.
00:43Why are you up? Couldn't sleep either?
00:46Me? No, I just heard you get up.
00:50Do you think he'll be mad I didn't go to the funeral?
00:54Of course not. He'd understand.
00:57I feel bad.
00:59Hey, the last thing Uncle Paul had wanted for you to feel bad,
01:05you were upset.
01:07And that's because you love him so much, just as much as he loves you.
01:12Miss him already.
01:16Hey.
01:18You up with the lark?
01:20No, Joe couldn't sleep.
01:22No joy in the club.
01:25You all right, chicken?
01:27I'm all right.
01:28Do you reckon you'll be OK to go to school?
01:31Yeah, I reckon it'll take my mind off things.
01:35I'm gonna go get a shower.
01:40The maturity of that lad.
01:42I'd have jumped at the chance to skip school.
01:45Yeah, me and all.
01:48Talking of school, old school, that is,
01:51we are going proper rave today
01:56without the drugs and sticky dance floors, obviously.
02:01I can just see it now, Mam.
02:03Billy and Dev with the glow sticks shouting tune.
02:07It'll be better.
02:09You heard from Billy?
02:12Texted him twice, apologised again.
02:15Has he replied?
02:17I'll keep trying.
02:20I hope he's all right, Mam.
02:27WATER RUNNING
02:37How are you feeling?
02:40Sorry, stupid question.
02:44Thought you might want a solid hangover breakfast.
02:47I was baking an egg bomb.
02:49Sorry, I don't think I can face food.
02:53I'm glad you got back OK last night.
02:56Everyone was worried.
02:59Yeah, I just, erm...
03:02just needed some space.
03:08You gonna be all right for today?
03:10Big memorial rave?
03:13I don't know.
03:15I'll see how I feel after I've picked up the ashes from Shutterworth's.
03:19Yeah, of course.
03:21Any update on Bethany?
03:23Well, I spoke to Sarah before.
03:25She's on the mend, but they want to keep her in another week.
03:28Another week? A two grand a day?
03:30Yep.
03:32And then it's just 50 grand to have her medevaced home,
03:35so, bargain.
03:37How's that fundraiser looking?
03:39You mean since my gran dropped an atom bomb on it?
03:42Don't. She feels terrible.
03:45It's all she should.
03:47I've been thinking more about the house.
03:49Well, we can't sell it.
03:51It's my house.
03:52And we live in it.
03:54You know, you're family.
03:55Do you want to make us all homeless?
03:57It does sound a bit drastic.
03:59We've got to do something.
04:01And I can't think of another way.
04:07I'm gonna call it Singles Who Want To Mingles.
04:10It's good, innit?
04:12Brilliant.
04:13Either that or number ones without number twos.
04:15I think the first one's better.
04:17So far, I've got Izzy, Ryan and Steve.
04:20We're gonna have our first house in tomorrow, if you're free.
04:22I'm not.
04:23It's gonna be great.
04:24I thought we could all go to the pub, have a few drinks...
04:26Look, I would rather stick pins in my eyes
04:29than go to your blooming tragic singles club.
04:31All right? Now move.
04:33I'll be with me.
04:34Cheers.
04:37You don't have to be so harsh.
04:39What do you want, Ryan? I'm busy.
04:41This came for you.
04:42I thought it might be something to do with the play you're in tomorrow.
04:44Keep your voice down.
04:46Fine.
04:50Everything OK?
04:51Yes, fine.
04:53You sure everything's all right?
04:54Yes.
04:55Yes, I've got a lot on my mind, obviously,
04:57and I can't think straight with all these interruptions, that's all.
05:00In fact, I think I'm gonna go and work from home.
05:02You're not there today, are you?
05:04No, I'm doing DJing at the party for Paul.
05:06Might get a moment's peace then.
05:08All right.
05:09See you.
05:11All right, so I was just, er, restocked the kebab shop
05:14cos I reckon the rave is going to be ravenous tonight.
05:17You wouldn't have sold a thing in my day.
05:19Yeah? Why's that?
05:21Well, folk don't usually eat at raves.
05:23Yeah? Why not?
05:27Drugs?
05:28Yeah.
05:29There's not gonna be any of that today, is there?
05:31Well, I hear Brian's got a stash to sell.
05:34Brian? Packham?
05:36Yeah.
05:38Brian? Packham?
05:39Yeah.
05:40Stash?
05:45Hey!
05:46I was gonna call you.
05:49So what happened with Bill last night?
05:51Why do you ask?
05:53Well, you weren't after him.
05:55You make it sound like there's something I don't know.
05:57Course there isn't.
05:59I mean, he was in a bad way and I got him home and put him to bed.
06:03Right.
06:04Well, I've called him a few times, but he's not replied.
06:08I can't say I blame him.
06:11Look, you know I lied for his sake.
06:15And you went along with it too.
06:17And I shouldn't have. I should have told him the truth.
06:19We thought we were sparing his feelings.
06:21Well, instead you just, like, compounded his grief.
06:24Cheers, babe.
06:27I'm, um, on my way to pick up the ashes.
06:30Great.
06:32Great. Well, can you bring him to the party?
06:35Yeah, I want our parlay on the best dance floor spot, front left.
06:40Will do.
06:42Excuse me.
06:44Why is front left the best spot?
06:46Just is. Rave folklore.
06:52Follow single, we meet again to mingle.
06:55Oh, cheers.
06:56Maybe I could write a jingle that'll give us a tingle.
06:59We can all sing it when we meet up tomorrow.
07:01I did want to apologise for suggesting that you ask Carla.
07:04Well, she wasn't very happy, was she?
07:06Carla's got a lot on her mind at the minute, I should have realised.
07:10Let's just leave her be.
07:11Don't worry, I'll be staying well clear after this morning.
07:14Hiya.
07:15You're not single by any chance, are you?
07:18Are you asking me out?
07:19No.
07:20Oh, in fact, if you fancy a pint, then...
07:23Thank you, but no.
07:25Oh, I'm sort of relieved.
07:27Cos if you'd said yeah,
07:28then I wouldn't have been able to run my new singles club,
07:30cos we'd have been dating.
07:32Well, you can be safe in the knowledge that isn't going to happen.
07:35Phew. See you.
07:36See you, mate.
07:38Yeah, it's just...
07:40Just Kurt.
07:41Yeah.
07:43So, er, so Carla's a bit stressed then today?
07:46Yeah, I think the plea hearing's getting to her a little bit.
07:49But she only knocked a guy off his bike.
07:52You won't punish her too much, will you?
07:54Well, she should get a custodial, but it was ABH.
07:57But she'll go on her record.
07:59And she'll get community service, at least.
08:02Right, well, no wonder she's stressed.
08:07Ah, thought I heard you down here.
08:09Aren't you helping at Paul's Memorial?
08:11Yeah, heading over in a bit.
08:13Well, I'm, er, contemplating coming.
08:17It's a rave, Dad.
08:18I've done sufficient dancing over the years.
08:21What kind of music is it?
08:23B-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t...
08:26Not that tuneless nonsense.
08:29Oh, online banking.
08:31I miss going to our high street branch.
08:33I was just checking to see whether they'd put any of Bertie's trust fund
08:36into my current account yet.
08:38Why are you doing that?
08:40To help Bethany.
08:42Mrs Bertie's money?
08:44I'm not going to use it all, and Bethany needs it right now.
08:47But this is your son's future.
08:49And she's my partner, so...
08:51partner so with a large family who should be able to raise sufficient funds
08:57you know Bertie has I can't see Sinead's family putting much aside for him can
09:03you just think that he should be a priority
09:11hey you all right got them tunes I asked for? yep all downloaded top tuners there
09:16must say our Apollo had very good taste got it for me
09:20ops yeah you do know I can only do a couple hours before me shift at the pub
09:24right then me mate Chris is going to take over after that
09:26yeah well as long as he knows his stuff he does don't you worry
09:29don't you worry about that all right you got permission to close the street then
09:34kind of what does kind of mean means I didn't
09:37but we'll be fine I'll just flash my badge if anyone makes a fuss
09:41naughty naughty I'm sure Paul would approve
09:44yeah I think he would too yes Rastafari
09:50hey there's a sight I never thought I'd see you see I researched rape culture
09:54and this is the look that it gave me personally I would have gone more for the
09:57whole disco thing with a satin shirt and button to the waist and the tight
10:00white pants but this is just what suits me if you say
10:04so Dave but uh anything to make uh Bernie happy man
10:08I'm sure she appreciates it now what about our Gemma is that she
10:12oh she's not stopped all morning but she says she's fine
10:16good hey Manchester excuse me
10:22you got any beer us absolutely no idea what you're talking about
10:27salmon and trout never mind
10:32oh wow it looks great and oh so do you
10:42yeah well this track is 35 years old been to some of the best club nights in
10:46the world yeah hacienda back to basics trade
10:49amnesia space you name it
10:54in fact I might have been wearing this the night the twins were conceived
10:59well Paul always said that this was his favorite dress of mine so
11:02you look fabulous
11:08is Billy not with you um he was feeling a bit fragile
11:12he'll be down in a bit
11:19hey um how'd it go with Dr Gaddis yep fine
11:27booked an appointment at the clinic next week
11:31it's the right decision yeah yeah I know
11:36what we're gonna tell the girls can I have my tablet
11:40no you can't we've spoke about this not during school hours I'm not at school
11:43am I you're suspended you're not on holiday
11:46can I go out then I need a break have you done your homework yeah
11:50let's see fine I ain't finished it well then you're not going out when are
11:54you gonna stop lying to us about everything
11:57take a chill pill mum stress isn't good for the baby
12:02what I'm not pregnant it was a false alarm what do you mean
12:09um we got it wrong and I shouldn't have told you until we were sure
12:16how are you feeling I need to apologize you don't you really
12:22don't I really do
12:26thank you for being understanding and thank you for not you don't even need
12:31to say it I've got to pick up Paul's ashes
12:37I'm just giving them to Bernie you what she's taking them to the rave
12:43you
13:03it's a good job I love you Devendra because you are seriously reducing my
13:08can only dance disco come on come on it's easy right you and
13:11all ed so we go big fish little fish cardboard box
13:15big fish little fish cardboard box
13:21what have you done with Paul's ashes he's here crime spot
13:28I was meant to pick them up we agreed to split them yeah
13:31yeah yeah I know I know and I've already done it
13:34there you go obviously we need most of him to send up into space
13:40what are you talking about in a balloon I just
13:44stepped into a parallel universe no I was gonna tell you but
13:48no I'm not having this tiny little bit of him
13:51how dare you just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower
13:54yeah well I don't think you'd need anymore
13:58right let me tell you about the ashes it is beautiful so
14:02we launch you up into space no Paul is not going up into space
14:06and nor should he be dumped on top of a speaker in the middle of the street
14:10Paul would want to be here enjoying himself I'm not
14:13having you dictate everything you've manipulated me you've lied to me
14:19yeah well I lied to protect you now you want all of his ashes
14:23and you're disrespecting him let's not do this here no I am not standing for it
14:28yeah and I'm not standing for you ruined today this is about Paul not you
14:31I think it's okay to have Paul here at the party
14:35thank you you could have been more considerate about Billy's feelings
14:39and I totally agree with him about the ashes he deserves more than a
14:42tiny little box he was his husband
14:47come on let's go and sit down for a bit
14:51what I haven't said anything
14:55your face did
15:02hey it's all kicking off out there hi can you hear that
15:07no I mean Bernie and Billy ouch yeah emotions are bound to be running
15:12high though aren't they mine are too if I'm honest yeah I'm not
15:14surprised Bertie's picking up on it now he's not
15:19sleeping through the night which means neither am I come and stay for a bit do
15:22some uncle adamant give you the odd night off
15:25seriously yes please that would be great thank you
15:29just till Bethany gets back no problem I hear they want to keep her in for
15:33another week she's desperate to come home but the
15:38doctors insist meanwhile the costs keep rising and
15:42rising and rising and rising
15:46I have been looking into ways to free up some of Bertie's trust fund money
15:51but dad doesn't think I should do it
15:56I don't know what to do we've got to raise the money somehow
15:59the fundraiser's dead
16:02Damon's offered to pay what this stays between us I haven't told
16:08Sarah
16:10go on she asked me to check her voicemail
16:13well Damon's left her a message saying she's welcome to take the remainder of
16:17his money from the robbery I don't know if he's playing games or if
16:20he means it either way she can't accept it but if he
16:23means it stolen money Adam yeah no one knows about
16:27Adam you're a solicitor you know full well what would happen if the police
16:30found out you said yourself we need to raise the
16:33funds but not like this
16:38I don't think you should tell Sarah I think you should just delete that
16:41voicemail
16:50all right Dave
16:54not seeing you since we're inside yeah happy memories how you doing Andy
17:01gone straight me really wow I'll still watch me wallet if
17:06that's all right probably best
17:10here's to minty top lad yeah
17:16forgot you used to call him that always had a packet didn't he
17:20brush his breath in the clink
17:36Gemma are you okay yeah stop asking me if I'm all right
17:41I don't want to talk I just want to dance
17:51what's that what are you taking drugs yes paracetamol
17:58all that business with Billy's giving me a headache yeah that's because you
18:01haven't eaten anything all day yeah come on let's get you a nice healthy
18:06kebab
18:12I know you're upset all right you don't need to babysit me
18:18you know just go and dance just want to make sure
18:22you're all right all right go
18:42it was nice getting a text from you inviting me over yeah well I've been
18:47bored out my mind oh well I'll be happy to entertain you
18:52to the best of my abilities um it's nice to get out the flat to be
18:56honest feels weird not having my dad there
18:59I bet do you think they'll get back together I hope so
19:03but affairs of the heart are strange things if you say so
19:09actually I do want your advice of course
19:13dad told us mum was pregnant wow I mean that's big news
19:19how do you feel about it I was excited I mean I know I hated
19:24Dorian when he first came but it was fun to have a baby around so
19:29what's the problem
19:32apparently it was a mistake false alarm they said but
19:36I reckon there's something they're not telling me like what
19:40I don't know but they were shifty and I know shifty when I see it
19:46I hope it's not like with Toya what happened with Toya
19:50only thought she was pregnant but it turned out to be cancer
19:58what happened
20:05Gus?
20:07Dee Dee
20:09Can you get whoever is in charge of searching for my son to come and see me
20:12I've been waiting for hours they keep fobbing me off
20:15Look I'll do my best but I just wanted to ask when was the last time you spoke to Joel
20:19er a couple of days before he disappeared
20:23he was distraught talked about ending it all
20:25OK, but what if he didn't? I mean, is there anywhere he might go?
20:28If he was on the run?
20:29He's not gone. On the run.
20:31But he might have.
20:33OK, we've got to consider the possibility.
20:35My son was suicidal.
20:37He could be lying dead somewhere,
20:38and you've got the gall to suggest he could have faked it all.
20:40I'm sorry, I understand this must be hard for you.
20:42Get away from me!
20:47I'm so sorry, Mr Dearing.
20:48I understand this whole situation must be extremely distressing for you.
20:52If you'd like to take a seat, I will be with you shortly.
20:56Miss Bailey, perhaps you'd like to come with me?
21:17So what do I owe this pleasure?
21:20Sarah asked me to access her messages while she was in Turkey.
21:24I heard yours, about the money.
21:28I just want to know if you're being genuine,
21:30or if you're playing some twisted game.
22:23CHILDREN SCREAM
22:54How is she?
22:55Bethany. Not great.
22:58How did it happen? I don't know all the details.
23:00I want to know what you're playing at.
23:02Does this money even exist, or are you trying to mess with Sarah's head?
23:04I'll be doing something to your head in a minute
23:06if you don't keep your voice down.
23:08You need to let it go, mate.
23:11This. Us.
23:13Do you still think we're fighting over Sarah?
23:16It's over.
23:17We've both lost her.
23:21But I still love her.
23:23Look, whatever you think of me,
23:26whether you trust me or you don't,
23:29it doesn't matter.
23:31The only thing that matters
23:33is that I can get my hands on some money to help Bethany.
23:36So either you tell Sarah,
23:39or I'll just pick up the phone again and tell her myself.
23:44CHILDREN SCREAM
23:53MUSIC PLAYS
24:05Bernie, this is really good.
24:07I'm just saying, it's probably illegal to use an air horn
24:10in a residential area.
24:11How old are you?
24:12We are not related.
24:14That must be the only thing that makes sense.
24:16Don't look at me, it's my day off.
24:19You all right, ma'am? Yeah.
24:21You? Yeah.
24:22Where's Paul?
24:24Have you been in the old disco biscuits?
24:27No, his ashes have gone!
24:31Someone must have moved them.
24:32We'll find them, all right? Don't panic.
24:38Do you think he could have got a fake passport?
24:41Joel, I'm not ruling anything out at the moment.
24:45I'm just saying, it's not a good idea to go to jail.
24:48I don't want to go to jail, I don't want to go to jail.
24:50I'm not ruling anything out at the moment.
24:52Let me get you a herbal tea.
24:54Ugh!
24:55No, I'd sooner have a proper cuppa as well,
24:57but apparently it's good for calming you down.
24:59Oh, I will calm down when you catch Joel.
25:02Look, what about this passport thing?
25:04We'll look into it.
25:05You're fobbing me off, Lisa.
25:08I am, but it's not working, is it?
25:09I just don't believe Joel is dead.
25:11Yes, you've made that pretty clear.
25:14His dad obviously does, though.
25:16Why is that not good enough for you?
25:18I just don't buy it.
25:19OK? He's putting it on and he obviously knows something.
25:24Hey, why don't you get someone to follow him?
25:26See if he leads you to Joel.
25:28You've been watching too many cop movies.
25:32You're not going to do it, are you?
25:34Am I going to get somebody to follow a grieving father?
25:37No, because that's harassment.
25:39Look, I know you want Joel to be alive
25:41so we can put him in the dock, but that doesn't mean he is.
25:45I've spoken to his dad a couple of times now.
25:47He's 100% sure his son is dead.
25:50And I think you need to start getting used to the idea as well.
25:58Where are you going?
25:59I'll give you a wild guess.
26:01What, you think Billy took the ashes?
26:02I don't think he's been carried to heaven by a flight of angels,
26:05though Billy might be when I get hold of him.
26:07Are you going to go easy on him? Get out of my way. Move!
26:10I will move when you promise that you're going to go easy on him.
26:13Look, this head's all over the place at the moment.
26:16He doesn't know what he's doing half the time.
26:17Look, last night...
26:20He's grieving, OK?
26:22And people do out-of-character stuff when they're grieving,
26:24so you just need to give him some leeway.
26:26Why? Why do I have to give him leeway?
26:30What's he done?
26:31He's just taken the ashes.
26:33No, you said. You said last night.
26:37What happened?
26:39Todd? No!
26:40He just got a bit emotional, that's all.
26:42Look, he probably just took the ashes to keep them safe.
26:46They were safe where they were.
26:48Like, Billy's had his churchy thing. Am I not allowed mine?
26:51He's grieving.
26:52If you say he's grieving one more time,
26:55I'm going to put you through those speakers.
26:58Am I not grieving?
27:00I'm his mother.
27:01He was my son and I wanted him here today with me for all this.
27:07I know you did.
27:10But all we're saying is that Billy is really going through it right now.
27:14Don't make this worse for him.
27:17You already told him they didn't get to say a proper goodbye.
27:21Bernie, please.
27:23Today has been great.
27:25Just... don't spoil it.
27:35Are you all right? Are they for me?
27:37Yeah.
27:39OK. What have you done?
27:41Nothing.
27:42Hmm? Well, you must have done something.
27:43Is it them flipping vapes again?
27:45Cos if it is... If we find out you're on them now, Ruby...
27:48Come on, out with it.
27:51Have you got cancer, Mum?
27:54What?
27:56What...
27:58What makes you think that?
27:59Sam said Taya thought she was pregnant
28:02and then it turned out to be cancer.
28:04Oh, so you thought...
28:06Oh, love...
28:10No, I haven't got cancer.
28:12You're not just saying that.
28:14No.
28:15So why run Ruby's life?
28:16Why is it on my life?
28:20Girls, come on, sit down, both of you.
28:23Come here.
28:28Look...
28:31I should have told you the truth in the first place, right?
28:35It wasn't a false alarm.
28:38I was pregnant.
28:40Well, I still am.
28:43But me and your dad have decided
28:48that we're not going to have the baby.
28:52So next week...
28:54..I'm going to hospital.
28:58I'm going to have a termination.
29:02Look, I know it's a lot to get your heads round, right?
29:05But...
29:06..but...
29:08..we honestly think it's for the best.
29:11Cos we've got two lovely kids.
29:13Well, you know, most of the time, you're lovely.
29:17And three, you know, with Dorian, so...
29:22What I'm trying to say is...
29:26..we're happy with our family the way it is.
29:30Does that make sense?
29:33Got anything you want to ask me?
29:35No?
29:38Well, if you think of anything, yeah.
29:44You OK?
29:46You sure?
29:49Come here.
29:53Sorry, won't be a sec.
29:55I've, er, just been doing the old...
29:58THEY CHATTER
30:02You all right there? Do you want me to call you an ambulance?
30:05Yeah, no, I've just been doing the set.
30:08Yeah, I know, I heard. We all did.
30:12What can I get for you?
30:13Er... I'll have a hot pot to go, please.
30:16Actually, you'd better make it to in case Betsy's in.
30:19And a glass of white wine while I'm waiting.
30:21Coming up? Large.
30:25How is Betsy?
30:27OK, I think, considering.
30:30I'm a bit glad to see you're the back of Joel.
30:33I'd be a lot happier if he was banged up
30:35with a couple of 18 stone bikers
30:36who don't like men who groom young girls.
30:39Sorry, I shouldn't say that sort of thing, should I?
30:42It's all right.
30:47Listen, I, er, went to see Carla earlier.
30:50She pretty much slammed the door in my face.
30:52Carl! She's a bit narky with me, you know.
30:55Good set, by the way.
30:56Techno, techno, techno, techno.
30:58Cheers. I think that's jazz hands, though, mate.
31:01I don't think it's just the plea hearing.
31:03Is there something else going on?
31:05No. No, not that I know of.
31:09I'll leave you two.
31:11Have you changed your mind about joining our singles club?
31:14You'll be the first to know.
31:16I haven't been doing the wrong counts.
31:29You couldn't even give me one day, could you?
31:33Yell, scream, kick the living daylights out of me.
31:39I don't think I can let go of him.
31:45You're going to make me get down there, aren't you?
31:49With my knees?
31:51It's not under your knees of battle
31:53that bouncing you're doing out there.
31:55Oh!
31:58You should have seen me in my A-day.
32:03My time to be alive.
32:09What am I going to do without him?
32:13I know, love.
32:15I know.
32:19You know, I'm always telling people that...
32:23..we're more than just flesh and blood.
32:25Death is in the end.
32:29This is all I've got left of him.
32:36And if I let go, it's going to be like losing him all over again.
32:44I'm such a hypocrite, aren't I?
32:46No.
32:48You're just a human being.
32:50My mam had my dad in the wardrobe for six months.
32:54His ashes, obviously.
32:57Couldn't think what to do with them.
33:00Anyway...
33:02..it snowed one night and my dad loved the snow.
33:06Especially when it first came down, he was like a big kid.
33:11So my mam went out in her slippers...
33:14..and she sprinkled his ashes all over the floor.
33:16Yeah, it's beautiful.
33:18Well, it is and it isn't.
33:21The snow melted and my dad was all over the path.
33:26My mam had to sweep his ashes up.
33:28Is this supposed to make me feel better?
33:33Well, we wouldn't have that problem if we sent Paul into space, would we?
33:38Now, I know you think I'm offending you, but I'm not.
33:41I'm not.
33:42I'm not.
33:43I'm not.
33:44I'm not.
33:46I don't know if I'm off my head and maybe I am, but...
33:50..the point being...
33:53..you do have to let him go, Bill.
33:58We both do.
34:01But that doesn't mean you're going to lose him again.
34:06Cos he'll still be in here.
34:09And he'll always be in here, won't he?
34:14Oh, I'm going to kill you.
34:16You've set me off now.
34:41It's not hard bad being single.
34:42But I do miss having somebody to cuddle up to
34:44and what's Sleeping With The Enemy with?
34:46Me and Beth used to love that movie.
34:48So romantic.
34:50Sleeping With The Enemy's about a woman who pretends to be dead
34:53so she can get out of an abusive relationship.
34:55I don't remember that bit.
34:57I know he misses his wife
34:58and his son makes a call to this radio shop.
35:02You're thinking of...
35:03You're thinking of Sleepless in Seattle.
35:05Sleeping With The Enemy's got Julia Roberts.
35:08Pretty woman.
35:09Now, that's a romantic movie.
35:11Isn't she a sex work-off?
35:13Yeah, fair point.
35:16What, have you went to see him?
35:17We're running out of options.
35:18Look, nobody wants Bethany back more than I do.
35:20I think her mother might do.
35:22Listen, I'm going to tell Sarah,
35:23then it's up to her what she wants to do with the money.
35:24No, don't.
35:25Why not?
35:26Because she'll probably say yes.
35:29We're talking about the proceeds of an armed robbery here.
35:32The police will be all over it.
35:33Do you really want to get Sarah mixed up in all that?
35:36I'll do something, OK?
35:38Anything but this.
35:41Do you still have Damon's voicemail?
35:43Yeah.
35:44Delete it.
35:45I'm serious, Adam.
35:47You need to delete that message.
35:49Sarah can't know about it.
35:52Hey, Jenny, any chance you can give me a shift for ten minutes?
35:54Just need to pop that to the flat and check on something.
35:56Good to go back, let me know.
35:57Cheers.
36:00See, told them that you're not keeping it.
36:03What a lovely way to put it.
36:05How did you put it?
36:06I told them I'm having a termination.
36:09Well, that's hardly better.
36:11We handled it well.
36:13They're too young.
36:14They're not stupid.
36:15They probably know more than we do.
36:17Don't you have to tell them everything?
36:19Yes.
36:20Just put them back in there.
36:21No, they're going to burn.
36:22I don't mind. I like them like that.
36:23I like them crispy.
36:24Please, just talk to me for a minute, please.
36:26Look, I know you think they're still babies, Ty,
36:30but they're not.
36:32I found Hope with condoms the other week, didn't I?
36:35Come on, if it's not condoms, it's babes.
36:37They're growing up.
36:39They do biology in school.
36:41They know about sex and contraception and termination.
36:46I know, I know, but it's a different kettle of fish
36:48when the mother's having one.
36:50I had to tell them Hope thought I had cancer.
36:53Look, I just... I don't want to lie to them, not any more.
36:56They deserve to know the truth.
36:58What, even if it upsets them?
37:02They seemed OK.
37:03I know, I know, but we don't really know how they feel, do we?
37:05I mean, look, maybe they are OK.
37:08I don't know, I'm just saying.
37:09You know, but one minute they're getting excited
37:11because they think they've got a new little brother or sister
37:13on the way, and the next minute we're telling them
37:15that we don't want that.
37:16You know, it's a lot for kids to deal with.
37:18Is something burning?
37:20Gold washer hands, please.
37:21Oh, I don't want to think about that.
37:28Carla, are you in?
37:32Carla?
37:39SHE SNIFFS
37:52I should call her back.
37:54She probably thinks we're knocking seven bells out of each other.
37:57The night is still young.
37:59Even if we're not.
38:03Do you mind if I let a bit of light in here?
38:06You know, before you turn into...
38:08..Mrs What's-Her-Face, sat in her wedding dress
38:12with her curtains closed for the rest of her life.
38:16I've never been compared to Miss Havisham before.
38:18Havisham, that's the one.
38:21There we go.
38:22That's better, isn't it?
38:28Hey, what have God and my dev got in common?
38:31If this is going to be blasphemous, then...
38:33They'll be both moving in very mysterious ways.
38:37Head's getting the hang of it.
38:40Not as good as me, mind you.
38:43Did I tell you I was once on The Hitman and Her?
38:46Yeah, I was on the stage with Clive.
38:49I met Jason Orange before he was Jason Orange.
38:51I'm impressed.
38:53Yeah, you should be.
38:56Paul would have loved today.
38:59Do you reckon?
39:03And I think that he would, er...
39:06..he'd love to be sent up to space.
39:10I know you ate the idea.
39:12I did, I did, but I'm slowly coming round to it.
39:16Seriously?
39:18Yeah, I'll keep my little box of ashes, but...
39:24..I'm happy for you to send yours up, up and away.
39:30I'm sorry I went to Todd behind your back.
39:33I should never have asked him to give me the urn.
39:37It's fine.
39:40You forgive me?
39:45So, shall we go back down there?
39:48For the last hurrah?
39:51Yeah.
39:52Come on, then.
39:54We're not...
40:06Come on.
40:19Take it, that's why you've been walking around like a bear with a sore head.
40:23You'll have a sore head if you open my letters again.
40:27I'm already open.
40:30Divorce has come through, then?
40:32Well...
40:34..yes, Ryan.
40:36I'm celebrating. Do you want one?
40:39No, I've got to get back to work in a minute.
40:47How was your set?
40:48Still got it.
40:50You ought to get yourself a little van.
40:53A few lights, glitter ball.
40:54You could do weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals.
40:57Lisa came into the pub. She's asking about you.
40:59I don't know what she's been saying and I don't want to know.
41:02I'm not interested.
41:03You must have known the divorce was coming, right?
41:05Yes, Ryan.
41:07But I also know I'm going to kick the bucket one day.
41:09It's not going to make it any easier when it happens, is it?
41:12It's just...
41:15..it's a shock.
41:19See you there in black and white.
41:24Is she around?
41:26I'm not going anywhere until you've deleted that voicemail.
41:28How are we going to get Bethany home?
41:30We'll find a way.
41:32Delete it.
41:34And don't even think about saying anything to those two.
41:41It's gone.
41:45A bridging loan?
41:46Yes. To pay for Bethany.
41:49I wanted to tell you last night,
41:50but I thought I'd better wait till after Paul's funeral.
41:54So you're selling the house, then?
41:56The value is coming around tomorrow morning.
41:58Thanks for nothing, girl.
41:59I'll look forward to my Christmas dinner
42:01in the homeless shelter this year.
42:02Look, I don't want to sell it.
42:05But if it's the only way we can raise the money...
42:11I just want to thank you all for coming today.
42:15It means a lot to me and my family.
42:17Kit, get up here, please.
42:21So, we've decided...
42:24..we're going to send our Paul's ashes into space.
42:28Yeah, yeah, I thought you'd like that,
42:30but we can't do it tonight.
42:34But we have got some rockets we're going to let off.
42:38So I want you all to enjoy the fireworks
42:42and dance like there's no tomorrow
42:45to one of our Paul's favourites.
42:49Let me show you.
42:51Let me show you love!
42:54CHEERING
42:56CHEERING
43:06I, um... I'm so sorry about...
43:12I'm mortified.
43:14Aren't you, mate?
43:18Are we OK?
43:19Of course we are.
43:26SHE WHIMPERS
43:32Billy! Come here, son.
43:34Come on. Come on.
43:39SHE WHIMPERS
43:56MUSIC CONTINUES