Coronation Street 4th October 2024
Coronation Street 4th October 2024
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00:30Oh, what are you doing up so early?
00:33I had a dream about Uncle Paul. Couldn't get back to sleep.
00:36Oh, sweetheart.
00:38Why are you up? Couldn't you sleep either?
00:41Me? No, I just heard you get up.
00:45Do you think he'll be mad I didn't go to the funeral?
00:48Of course not. He'd understand.
00:51I feel bad.
00:53Eh, the last thing Uncle Paul had wanted for you to feel bad...
00:59..you were upset.
01:01And that's because you love him so much, just as much as he loves you.
01:06I miss him already.
01:08Hey.
01:10You're up with the lark.
01:12Yeah, Jo can't sleep.
01:14Yeah, join the club.
01:16You all right, chicken?
01:18I'm all right.
01:20Do you reckon you'll be OK to go to school?
01:22Yeah, reckon it'll take my mind off things.
01:26I'm gonna go get a shower.
01:28Mm.
01:30I'll see you later.
01:32Bye.
01:34Bye.
01:36Shower.
01:40The maturity of that lad.
01:42I'd have jumped at the chance to skip school.
01:45Yeah, me and all.
01:47Talking of school...
01:49..old school, that is,
01:51we are going proper rave today.
01:55Without the, er, drugs and sticky dance floors, obviously.
02:00I can just see it now, Mum.
02:02Billy and Dev with the glow sticks shouting tune.
02:05It'll be better.
02:08You heard from Billy?
02:10I texted him twice.
02:12Apologised again.
02:14Has he replied?
02:16I'll keep trying.
02:19I hope he's all right, Mum.
02:33DOOR OPENS
02:37How are you feeling?
02:40Sorry, it was a stupid question.
02:43I thought you might want a solid hangover breakfast.
02:46I was baking an egg bomb.
02:48Sorry, I don't think I can face food.
02:55I'm glad you got back OK last night.
02:58Everyone was worried.
03:00Yeah, I just, er...
03:03..just needed some space.
03:09Are you going to be all right for today?
03:11The memorial rave?
03:13I don't know.
03:16I'll see how I feel after I've picked up the ashes from Shuttleworth's.
03:20Yeah, of course.
03:22Any update on Bethany?
03:24Well, I've spoke to Sarah before.
03:26She's on the mend.
03:28But they want to keep her in another week.
03:30Another week? At two grand a day?
03:32Yep.
03:34And then it's just 50 grand to have her medevaced home.
03:37So, bargain.
03:39How's that fundraiser looking?
03:41You mean since my gran dropped an atom bomb on it?
03:44Don't.
03:45She feels terrible.
03:47So she should.
03:48I've been thinking more about the house.
03:50Well, we can't sell it.
03:51It's my house.
03:52And we live in it.
03:54You know, you're family.
03:56Do you want to make us all homeless?
03:57It does sound a bit drastic.
03:59We've got to do something.
04:01And I can't think of another way.
04:08I'm going to call it Singles Who Want to Mingles.
04:11It's good, isn't it?
04:12Brilliant.
04:13Either that or number ones without number twos.
04:16I think the first one's better.
04:17So far, I've got Izzy, Ryan and Steve.
04:20We're going to have our first housing tomorrow, if you're free.
04:22I'm not.
04:23It's going to be great.
04:24I thought we could all go to the pub, have a few drinks.
04:26Look, I would rather stick pins in my eyes
04:29than go to your blooming tragic singles club.
04:31All right?
04:32Now move.
04:33I'll be with me.
04:34Cheers.
04:37You don't have to be so harsh.
04:39What do you want, Ryan?
04:40I'm busy.
04:41This came for you.
04:42I thought it might be something to do with the play you're in tomorrow.
04:44Keep your voice down.
04:46Fine.
04:50Everything OK?
04:51Yes, fine.
04:53You sure everything's all right?
04:54Yes.
04:55Yes, I've got a lot on my mind, obviously,
04:56and I can't think straight with all these interruptions, that's all.
05:00In fact, I think I'm going to go and work from home.
05:02You're not there today, are you?
05:03No, I'm doing DJing at the party for Paul.
05:06I might get a moment's peace then.
05:08All right.
05:09See you.
05:15All right, so I was just to restock the kebab shop
05:18because I reckon the ravens are going to be ravenous tonight.
05:20You wouldn't have sold a thing in my day.
05:22Yeah, and why's that?
05:23Well, folk don't usually eat at raves.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Why not?
05:30Drugs?
05:32We're not going to be doing that today, is it?
05:34Well, I hear Brian's got a stash to sell.
05:38Brian?
05:39Packer?
05:40Stash?
05:45Hey.
05:46I was going to call you.
05:49So what happened with Bill last night?
05:51Why do you ask?
05:53Well, you went after him.
05:55You make it sound like there's something I don't know.
05:57Of course there isn't.
05:59I mean, he was in a bad way and I got him home and put him to bed.
06:03Right.
06:04Well, I've called him a few times but he's not replied.
06:09I can't say I blame him.
06:11Look, you know I lied for his sake.
06:15And you went along with it too.
06:16And I shouldn't have.
06:18I should have told him the truth.
06:19We thought we were sparing his feelings.
06:21Well, instead you just, like, compounded his grief.
06:24Cheers, babe.
06:27I'm on my way to pick up the ashes.
06:30Great.
06:32Great. Well, can you bring him to the party?
06:34Yeah, I want our parlay on the best dance floor spot, front left.
06:40Will do.
06:42Excuse me.
06:44Why is front left the best spot?
06:46Just is.
06:47Rave folklore.
06:50Follow single, we meet again to mingle.
06:54Cheers.
06:55Maybe I could write a jingle that would give us a tingle.
06:58We could all sing it when we meet up tomorrow.
07:00I did want to apologise for suggesting that you ask Carla.
07:03She wasn't very happy, was she?
07:05Carla's got a lot on her mind at the minute.
07:07I should have realised.
07:09Let's just leave her be.
07:10Don't worry. I'll be staying well clear after this morning.
07:13Hiya.
07:14You're not single by any chance, are you?
07:16Are you asking me out?
07:17No.
07:18Come on.
07:19In fact, if you fancy a pint, then...
07:21Thank you, but no.
07:23I'm sort of relieved.
07:24Cos if you said yeah,
07:25then I wouldn't have been able to run my new singles club
07:27cos we'd have been dating.
07:29Well, you can be safe in the knowledge that isn't going to happen.
07:32Phew.
07:33See you.
07:34See you, mate.
07:36Yeah, it's just...
07:38just Kurt.
07:39Yeah.
07:41So, Carla's a bit stressed then today?
07:43Yeah, I think the plea hearing's getting to her a little bit.
07:46But she only knocked a guy off his bike.
07:49I mean, you won't punish her too much, will you?
07:51Well, she should get a custodial, but it was ABH.
07:55Which will go on her record.
07:57Oh, and she'll get community service at least.
08:00Right, well, no wonder she's stressed.
08:05Ah, thought I heard you down here.
08:07Aren't you helping at Paul's Memorial?
08:09Yeah, I had an over-the-counter.
08:11Paul's Memorial?
08:12Yeah, heading over in a bit.
08:14Well, I'm, er, contemplating coming.
08:18It's a rave, Dad.
08:20I've done sufficient dancing over the years.
08:22What kind of music is it?
08:27Not that tuneless nonsense.
08:30Oh, online banking.
08:32I miss going to a high street branch.
08:34I was just checking to see whether they'd put any of Bertie's trust fund
08:37into my current account yet.
08:39Why are you doing that?
08:41To help Bethany.
08:43Mrs. Bertie's money?
08:45Well, I'm not going to use it all, and Bethany needs it right now.
08:48But this is your son's future.
08:50And she's my partner, so...
08:52With a large family who should be able to raise sufficient funds.
08:56Look, your Bertie has.
09:00I can't see Sinead's family putting much aside for him, can you?
09:06Just think that he should be a priority.
09:10Hey. You all right?
09:12You got them tunes I asked for?
09:14Yep. All downloaded.
09:15Top tuners there, I must say.
09:17Yeah, well, our Apollo had very good taste.
09:19Got it from me. Ops.
09:21Yeah, you do know I can only do a couple of hours
09:23before me shift at the pub, right?
09:24Then me mate Chris is going to take over after that.
09:26Yeah, well, as long as he knows his stuff.
09:28He does, don't you worry.
09:29Don't you worry about that.
09:31Right.
09:32You got permission to close the street, then?
09:34Kind of.
09:35What does kind of mean?
09:36Means I didn't.
09:37But we'll be fine.
09:39I'll just flash my badge if anyone makes a fuss.
09:41Naughty, naughty.
09:42I'm sure Paul would approve.
09:44Yeah, I think he would too.
09:48Yes, Rastafari.
09:50Ooh, there's a sight I never thought I'd see.
09:52Well, you see, I researched rape culture
09:54and this is the look that it gave me.
09:56Personally, I would have gone more for the whole disco thing
09:58with a satin shirt and button to the waist
10:00and the tight white pants.
10:02But this is just what suits me.
10:04If you say so, Dave.
10:05But anything to make Bernie happy, right?
10:08I'm sure she appreciates it.
10:10What about our Gemma? Is she all right?
10:13She's not stopped all morning, but she says she's fine.
10:16Good.
10:18Hey!
10:19Manchester!
10:21Excuse me?
10:22You got any beer, Oz?
10:24Absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
10:27Salmon and trout?
10:30Never mind.
10:32Oh, wow, it looks great.
10:35And ooh, so do you.
10:38Yeah, well, this track is 35 years old.
10:40Been to some of the best club nights in the world.
10:43Hacienda, back to basics, trade, amnesia, space.
10:48You name it.
10:50In fact, I might have been wearing this
10:53the night the Twins were conceived.
10:55Well, Paul always said that this was a good idea.
10:58Cheers!
11:02Is Billy not with you?
11:04He was feeling a bit fragile.
11:06He'll be down in a bit.
11:13Hey.
11:15Hey.
11:17How did it go with Dr Gaddis?
11:19Yeah, fine.
11:21Booked an appointment.
11:23I've got to go.
11:25Yeah, fine.
11:27Booked an appointment at the clinic next week.
11:31It's the right decision.
11:33Yeah, yeah, I know.
11:35Hmm.
11:36What are we gonna tell the girls?
11:38Can I have my tablet?
11:40No, you can't. We've spoke about this.
11:42Not during school hours.
11:43I'm not at school, am I?
11:44You're suspended. You're not on holiday.
11:46Can I go out, then? I need a break.
11:48Have you done your homework?
11:49Yeah.
11:50Let's see.
11:51Fine, I ain't finished it.
11:53Well, then you're not going out.
11:54When are you gonna stop lying to us about everything?
11:57Take a chill pill, Mum.
11:58Stress isn't good for the baby.
12:02What?
12:04I'm not pregnant.
12:06It was a false alarm.
12:08What do you mean?
12:09Erm, we got it wrong.
12:11And I shouldn't have told you until we were sure.
12:20How are you feeling?
12:22I need to apologise.
12:24You don't. You really don't.
12:26I really do.
12:28Well, then, thank you for being understanding,
12:31and thank you for not...
12:33You don't even need to say it.
12:35Have you gone to pick up Paul's ashes?
12:39I'm just giving them to Bernie.
12:41You what?
12:42She's taking them to the rave.
12:53It's a good job.
12:54I love you, Devendra,
12:55cos you are seriously reducing my treat rate.
12:58Come on, you can only dance disco.
13:00Oh, come on, come on, it's easy.
13:02Right, you and I'll head.
13:03So we go...
13:04Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:06Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:08You what?
13:09Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.
13:11Come on!
13:12Bernie! Bernie!
13:14What?
13:15What?
13:16What?
13:17What?
13:18What?
13:19What?
13:20What?
13:22What have you done with Paul's ashes?
13:24He's here.
13:25Crime spot.
13:28I was meant to pick them up.
13:30We agreed to split them.
13:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know,
13:33and I've already done it.
13:35There you go.
13:37Obviously, we need most of him to send up into space.
13:40What are you talking about?
13:42In a balloon!
13:44Have I just stepped into a parallel universe?
13:47No, I was going to tell you, but...
13:49Having this tiny little bit of him,
13:51how dare you?
13:52Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower.
13:55Yeah, well, I didn't think you'd need any more.
13:59Right, let me tell you about the ashes.
14:01It is beautiful.
14:02So we launch you up into space...
14:04No, Paul is not going up into space.
14:07Nor should he be dumped on top of a speaker
14:09in the middle of the street.
14:11Paul would want to be here enjoying himself.
14:13I'm not having you dictate everything!
14:16You've manipulated me, you've lied to me!
14:19Yeah, well, I lied to protect you.
14:21Now you want all of his ashes,
14:23and you're disrespecting him!
14:25Let's not do this here.
14:26No, I am not standing for it!
14:28Yeah, and I'm not standing for you ruined today.
14:30This is about Paul, not you.
14:32I think it's OK to have Paul here at the party.
14:35Thank you!
14:36Well, you could have been more considerate about Billy's feelings.
14:39And I totally agree with him about the ashes.
14:41He deserves more than a tiny little box.
14:44He was his husband!
14:47Come on, let's go and sit down for a bit.
14:53What?!
14:54I haven't said anything.
14:55Your face did!
15:03Hey.
15:04It's all kicking off out there.
15:06Aye, I can hear that.
15:07No, I mean Bernie and Billy.
15:09Ouch.
15:10Yeah, emotions are bound to be running high, though, aren't they?
15:13Mine are too, if I'm honest.
15:14Yeah, I'm not surprised.
15:16Bernie's picking up on it now.
15:18He's not sleeping through the night, which means neither am I.
15:21Come and stay for a bit, do some Uncle Adamant,
15:23give you the odd night off.
15:25Seriously?
15:26Yes, please, that would be great, thank you.
15:29Just till Bethany gets back.
15:31No problem.
15:32I hear they want to keep her in for another week.
15:34She's desperate to come home, but the doctors insist.
15:39Meanwhile, the costs keep rising.
15:41And rising and rising and rising.
15:46I have been looking into ways
15:48to free up some of Bertie's trust fund money,
15:51but Dad doesn't think I should do it.
15:55I don't know what to do.
15:57We've got to raise the money somehow.
15:59The fundraiser's dead.
16:02Damon's offered to pay.
16:05What?
16:06This stays between us.
16:07I haven't told Sarah.
16:08Go on.
16:10She asked me to check her voicemail.
16:12Well, Damon's left her a message saying she's welcome
16:14and take the remainder of his money from the robbery.
16:16I don't know if he's playing games or if he means it.
16:19Either way, she can't accept it.
16:21But if he means it...
16:22Stolen money, Adam?
16:23Yeah, that no-one knows about.
16:25Adam, you're a solicitor.
16:27You know full well what would happen if the police found out.
16:30You said yourself we need to raise the funds.
16:32Yeah, but not like this!
16:33I don't think you should tell Sarah.
16:35I think you should just delete that voicemail.
16:45All right, Dave?
16:48Not seen you since we were inside.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Happy memories.
16:54How you doing, Umber?
16:55Gone straight, me.
16:58I've got to go.
17:00How you doing, Amber?
17:01Gone straight, me.
17:03Really? Wow.
17:05I'll still watch me wallet, if that's all right.
17:07Probably best.
17:10Here's to Minty.
17:11Top lad.
17:13Yeah.
17:16Forgot you used to call him that.
17:17Always had a packet, didn't he?
17:20Freshest breath in the clink.
17:30MUSIC PLAYS
17:37Gemma, are you OK?
17:39Yeah.
17:40Stop asking me if I'm all right, Ches.
17:42I don't want to talk, I just want to dance.
17:52What was that?
17:53What?
17:54What's what?
17:55Are you taking drugs?
17:56Yes.
17:57Paracetamol.
17:58All that business with Billy's giving me a headache.
18:00Yeah, but that's cos you haven't eaten anything all day.
18:03Come on.
18:04Just give me a nice healthy kebab.
18:14I know you're upset.
18:16I'm all right.
18:17You don't need to babysit me, you know.
18:19Just go and dance.
18:21I just want to make sure you're all right.
18:23I'm all right.
18:25Go on, go.
18:28MUSIC PLAYS
18:43It was nice getting a text from you, inviting me over.
18:46Yeah, well, I've been barred out my mind.
18:48Oh.
18:50Well, I'll be happy to entertain you to the best of my abilities.
18:55It's nice to get out of the flat, to be honest.
18:57It feels weird not having my dad there.
18:59I bet.
19:00Do you think they'll get back together?
19:02I hope so.
19:03But affairs of the heart are strange things.
19:06If you say so.
19:08Actually, I do want your advice.
19:10Of course.
19:12Dad told us Mum were pregnant.
19:15Wow.
19:17I mean, that's big news.
19:19How do you feel about it?
19:21I was excited.
19:23I mean, I know I hated Dorian when he first came,
19:25but it was fun to have a baby around.
19:28So, what's the problem?
19:32Apparently it was a mistake.
19:34False alarm, they said,
19:35but I reckon there's something they're not telling me.
19:38Like what?
19:40I don't know, but...
19:42They were shifty.
19:43And I know shifty when I see it.
19:46I hope it's not like with Toya.
19:48What happened with Toya?
19:50Well, they thought she was pregnant, but...
19:54It turned out to be cancer.
20:05Gus?
20:07Dee Dee.
20:08Can you get whoever's in charge of searching for my son to come and see me?
20:12I've been waiting for hours. They keep fobbing me off.
20:15Look, I'll do my best, but I just wanted to ask,
20:17when was the last time you spoke to Joel?
20:19Er...
20:20A couple of days before he disappeared.
20:22He was distraught.
20:24Talked about ending it all.
20:25OK, but what if he didn't?
20:26I mean, is there anywhere he might go?
20:28If he was on the run...
20:29He's not gone. On the run.
20:31But he might have.
20:32OK, we've got to consider the possibility...
20:34My son was suicidal.
20:36He could be lying dead somewhere,
20:38and you've got the gall to suggest he could have faked it all.
20:40I'm sorry, I understand this must be hard for you...
20:42Get away from me!
20:46I'm so sorry, Mr Dorian.
20:48I understand this whole situation must be extremely distressing for you.
20:51If you'd like to take a seat, I will be with you shortly.
20:56Miss Bailey?
20:58Perhaps you'd like to come with me?
21:18So what do I owe this pleasure?
21:21Sarah asked me to access her message while she was in Turkey.
21:24I heard yours, about the money.
21:28I just want to know if you're being genuine,
21:30or if you're playing some twisted game.
21:48Oh, my God!
22:19Oh, my God!
22:21Oh, my God!
22:23Oh, my God!
22:35Oh, my God!
22:49SHE SIGHS
22:55How is she?
22:56Bethany. Not great.
22:58How'd it happen? I don't know all the details.
23:01I want to know what you're playing at.
23:03Does this money even exist, or are you trying to mess with Sarah's head?
23:05I'll be doing something to your head in a minute if you don't keep your voice down.
23:09You need to let it go, mate.
23:11This. Us.
23:13Do you still think we're fighting over Sarah?
23:16It's over.
23:18We've both lost her.
23:21But I still love her.
23:23Look, whatever you think of me,
23:26whether you trust me or you don't,
23:29it doesn't matter.
23:31The only thing that matters
23:33is that I can get my hands on some money to help Bethany.
23:36So either you tell Sarah,
23:39or I'll just pick up the phone again and tell her myself.
23:43MUSIC PLAYS
24:06Bernie, this is really good!
24:08I'm just saying, it's probably illegal to use an air horn in a residential area.
24:12How old are you?
24:14We are not related. That must be the only thing that makes sense.
24:17Oh, look at me. It's my day off.
24:20You all right, man? Yeah.
24:22You? Yeah.
24:29Where's Paul?
24:31He's been in the old disco biscuits.
24:34No, his ashes have gone!
24:38Someone must have moved them.
24:40We'll find them, all right? Don't panic.
24:46Do you think he could have got a fake passport?
24:49Joel, I'm not ruling anything out at the moment.
24:52Let me get you a herbal tea.
24:55No, I'd sooner have a proper cuppa as well,
24:57but apparently it's good for calming you down.
24:59Oh, I will calm down when you catch Joel.
25:02Look, what about this passport thing?
25:04We'll look into it.
25:06Are you fobbing me off, Lisa?
25:08I am, but it's not working, is it?
25:10I just don't believe Joel is dead.
25:12Yes, you've made that pretty clear.
25:14His dad obviously does, though.
25:16Why is that not good enough for you?
25:18I just don't buy it, OK?
25:20He's putting it on and he obviously knows something.
25:24Hey, why don't you get someone to follow him?
25:26See if he leads you to Joel.
25:28You've been watching too many cop movies.
25:32You're not going to do it, are you?
25:34Am I going to get somebody to follow a grieving father?
25:37No, because that's harassment.
25:40Look, I know you want Joel to be alive so we can put him in the dot,
25:43but that doesn't mean he is.
25:45I've spoken to his dad a couple of times now.
25:47He's 100% sure his son is dead.
25:50And I think you need to start getting used to the idea as well.
25:58Where are you going?
26:00Give me a wild guess.
26:01What, you think Billy took the ashes?
26:03I don't think he's been carried to heaven by a flight of angels,
26:05though Billy might be when I get hold of him.
26:07Are you going to go easy on him?
26:09Get out of my way. Move!
26:11I will move when you promise that you're going to go easy on him.
26:14Look, Billy's head's all over the place at the moment.
26:17He doesn't know what he's doing half the time.
26:19Last night...
26:21He's grieving, OK?
26:23And people do out-of-character stuff when they're grieving,
26:25so you just need to give him some leeway.
26:27Why? Why do I have to give him leeway?
26:30What's he done?
26:32He's just taken the ashes.
26:34No, you said. You said last night.
26:37What happened?
26:39Todd? No!
26:41He just got a bit emotional, that's all.
26:43He probably just took the ashes to keep them safe.
26:46They were safe where they were.
26:48Like, Billy's had his churchy thing.
26:50Am I not allowed mine?
26:51He's grieving.
26:53If you say he's grieving one more time,
26:55I'm going to put you through those speakers.
26:58Am I not grieving?
27:00I'm his mother.
27:02He was my son and I wanted him here today with me for all this.
27:08I know you did.
27:10But all we're saying is that Billy is really going through it right now.
27:15Just don't make this worse for him.
27:18You already told him they didn't get to say a proper goodbye.
27:22Bernie, please.
27:24Today has been great.
27:26Just don't spoil it.
27:31SIGHS
27:35Are you all right? Are they for me?
27:37Yeah.
27:39OK. What have you done?
27:41Nothing.
27:42Hmm? Well, you must have done something.
27:44Is it them flipping vapes again?
27:46Cos if we find out you're on them now, Ruby...
27:49Come on, out with it.
27:51Have you got cancer, Mum?
27:54What?
27:56What...
27:58What makes you think that?
28:00Sam said Toya thought she was pregnant
28:02and then it turned out to be cancer.
28:04Oh, so you thought...
28:07Oh, love...
28:10No, I haven't got cancer.
28:12You're not just saying that.
28:14No.
28:15It's well on Ruby's life.
28:17Why is it on my life?
28:20Girls, come on, sit down, both of you.
28:23Come here.
28:28Look...
28:31I should have told you the truth in the first place, right?
28:35It wasn't a false alarm.
28:38I was pregnant.
28:41Well, I still am.
28:44But...
28:46me and your dad have decided...
28:49that we're not going to have the baby.
28:53So next week...
28:55I'm going to hospital.
28:59I'm going to have a termination.
29:03Look, I know it's a lot to get your heads round, right?
29:06But...
29:08we honestly think it's for the best.
29:11Cos we've got two lovely kids.
29:13Well, you know, most of the time you're lovely.
29:17And three, you know, with Dorian, so...
29:22What I'm trying to say is...
29:25..we're happy with our family the way it is.
29:30Does that make sense?
29:34Got anything you want to ask me?
29:37No?
29:39Well, if you're thinking anything, yeah.
29:45You OK?
29:47You sure?
29:50Come here.
29:55Sorry, won't be a sec.
29:57I've, er, just been doing the old...
30:02You all right there? Do you want me to call you an ambulance?
30:05Yeah, no, I've just been doing set.
30:08Yeah, I know, I heard.
30:10We all did.
30:12What can I get for you?
30:14Er, I'll have a hot pot to go, please.
30:16Actually, you'd better make it to here in case Betsy's in.
30:19And a glass of white wine while I'm waiting.
30:21Coming up? Large.
30:25How is Betsy?
30:27OK, I think, considering.
30:30I bet you're glad to see the back of Joel.
30:33I'd be a lot happier if he was banged up
30:35with a couple of 18-stone bikers who don't like men who groom young girls.
30:39Sorry, I shouldn't say that sort of thing, should I?
30:42It's all right.
30:47Listen, I, er, went to see Carla earlier.
30:50She pretty much slammed the door in my face.
30:52Carla? She was a bit narky with me, you know.
30:55Good set, by the way. Techno, techno, techno, techno.
30:58Cheers. I think that's jazz hands, though, mate.
31:01I don't think it's just the plea hearing.
31:03Is there something else going on?
31:05No. No, not that I know of.
31:09I'll leave you two.
31:11Have you changed your mind about joining our singles club?
31:14You'll be the first to know.
31:16I haven't been doing the wrong hands.
31:21BELL RINGS
31:31You couldn't even give me one day, could you?
31:35Yell, scream, kick the living daylights out of me.
31:41I don't think I can let go of him.
31:44HEARTBEAT
31:47You're going to make me get down there, aren't you?
31:51With my knees?
31:53It's no wonder your knees are bad.
31:55All that bouncing you're doing out there.
32:00You should have seen me in my A-day.
32:04My time to be alive.
32:10What am I going to do without him?
32:14I know, love.
32:16I know.
32:20You know, I'm always telling people that...
32:24..we're more than just flesh and blood.
32:27That death is in the end.
32:31But this is all I've got left of him.
32:37And if I let go...
32:40..it's going to be like losing him all over again.
32:45God, I'm such a hypocrite, aren't I?
32:48No.
32:50You're just a human being.
32:54My mam had my dad in the wardrobe for six months.
32:58His ashes, obviously.
33:01Couldn't think what to do with them.
33:05Anyway...
33:07..it snowed one night and my dad loved the snow.
33:10Especially when it first came down.
33:12He was like a big kid.
33:15So my mam went out in her slippers...
33:18..and she sprinkled his ashes all over the front garden.
33:21Oh. Yeah, it's beautiful.
33:24Well, it is and it isn't.
33:27The snow melted and my dad was all over the path.
33:33My mam had to sweep his ashes up.
33:35Is this supposed to make me feel better?
33:39Well, we wouldn't have that problem
33:41if we sent Paul into space, would we?
33:45Now, I know you think I'm off my head, and maybe I am, but...
33:50..the point being...
33:53..you do have to let him go, Bill.
33:57We both do.
34:01But that doesn't mean you're going to lose him again.
34:05Cos he'll still be in here.
34:09And he'll always be in here, won't he?
34:13Oh, I'm going to kill you.
34:16You've set me off now.
34:25SHE SIGHS
34:36MUSIC FADES
34:41It's not hard bad being single,
34:43but I do miss having somebody to cuddle up to
34:45and watch Sleeping With The Enemy with.
34:47Me and Beth used to love that movie.
34:49So romantic.
34:51Sleeping With The Enemy's about a woman who pretends to be dead
34:54so she can get out of an abusive relationship.
34:56I don't remember that bit.
34:58I know he misses his wife,
34:59and his son makes a call to this radio shop.
35:02You're thinking of... you're thinking of Sleepless in Seattle.
35:05Sleeping With The Enemy's got Julia Roberts.
35:08Pretty woman.
35:09Now, that's a romantic movie.
35:11Isn't she a sex worker?
35:13Yeah, fair point.
35:15What, have you went to see him? We're running out of options.
35:18Look, nobody wants Bethany back more than I do.
35:20I think her mother might do.
35:22Listen, I'm going to tell Sarah,
35:23then it's up to her what she wants to do with the money.
35:25No, don't. Why not? Because she'll probably say yes.
35:29We're talking about the proceeds of an armed robbery here.
35:32Police will be all over it.
35:33Do you really want to get Sarah mixed up in all that?
35:36I'll do something, OK?
35:38Anything but this.
35:41Do you still have Damon's voicemail?
35:43Yeah.
35:44Delete it.
35:45I'm serious, Adam.
35:47You need to delete that message.
35:49Sarah can't know about it.
35:52Hey, Jenny, any chance you can give me a shift for ten minutes?
35:54Just need to pop that to the flat and check into it.
35:56Good to go back, let me know. Cheers.
36:00See, told them that you're not keeping it.
36:02What a lovely way to put it.
36:04How did you put it?
36:06I told them I'm having a termination.
36:09Well, that's hardly better.
36:11They handled it well.
36:13They're too young.
36:14They're not stupid.
36:15They probably know more than we do.
36:17Look, do you have to tell them everything?
36:19Yes.
36:20Just put them back in.
36:21No, because they're going to burn.
36:22I don't mind. I like them like that.
36:23I like them creepy.
36:24Please, just talk to me for a minute, please.
36:26Look, I know you think they're still babies, Ty,
36:31but they're not.
36:33I found Hope with condoms the other week, didn't I?
36:35Come on, if it's not condoms, it's vapes.
36:38They're growing up.
36:40They do biology in school.
36:42They know about sex and contraception and termination.
36:46I know, I know, but it's a different kettle of fish
36:48when the mother's having one.
36:50I had to tell them Hope thought I had cancer.
36:53Look, I just... I don't want to lie to them, not any more.
36:56They deserve to know the truth.
36:58What, even if it upsets them?
37:02They seemed OK.
37:03I know, I know, but we don't really know how they feel, do we?
37:06Look, maybe they are OK.
37:08I don't know, I'm just saying, you know,
37:10but one minute they're getting excited
37:12because they think they've got a new little brother or sister
37:14on the way, and the next minute we're telling them
37:16that we don't want that.
37:17You know, it's a lot for kids to do.
37:19Is your stomach burning?
37:20Go wash your hands, please.
37:24HE SIGHS
37:28Carla, are you in?
37:32Carla?
37:47SHE SIGHS
37:48SHE SIGHS
37:52I should call her back.
37:54She probably thinks we're knocking seven bells out of each other.
37:57The night is still young.
37:59Even if we're not.
38:03Do you mind if I let a bit of light in here?
38:06You know, before you turn into...
38:08Mrs What's-Her-Face.
38:11Sat in her wedding dress with her curtains closed
38:14for the rest of her life.
38:16I've never been compared to Miss Havisham before.
38:18Havisham, that's the one.
38:21There we go.
38:22That's better, isn't it?
38:28Hey, what have God and my dev got in common?
38:31If this is going to be blasphemous, then...
38:33They both move in very mysterious ways.
38:37Ed's getting the hang of it.
38:40Not as good as me, mind you.
38:43Did I tell you I was once on The Hitman and Her?
38:45Yeah, I was on the stage with Clive.
38:48I met Jason Orange before he was Jason Orange.
38:51I'm impressed.
38:52Yeah, you should be.
38:56Paul would have loved today.
38:58Do you reckon?
39:00Mm.
39:02And I think that he would, er...
39:06He'd love to be sent up to space.
39:09I know you ate the idea.
39:11I did, I did.
39:13I did, but I'm slowly coming round to it.
39:17Seriously?
39:18Yeah, I'll keep my little box of ashes, but...
39:24I'm happy for you to send yours up and away.
39:30I'm sorry I went to Todd behind your back.
39:34I should never have asked him to give me the urn.
39:37It's fine.
39:40You forgive me?
39:44So, shall we go back down there?
39:47For the last hurrah?
39:50Yeah.
39:52Come on, then.
39:54Why not?
40:13Take it, that's why you've been walking around like a bear with a sore head?
40:17You'll have a sore head if you open my letters again.
40:21I'm already open.
40:24Divorce has come through, then?
40:26Well...
40:28Yes, Ryan.
40:30I'm celebrating.
40:31Do you want one?
40:33No, I've got to get back to work in a minute.
40:37I'm sorry.
40:39I'm sorry.
40:40No, I've got to get back to work in a minute.
40:47How was your set?
40:49Still got it.
40:51Ought to get yourself a little van.
40:53A few lights, glitter ball.
40:55Could do weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals.
40:57Lisa came into the pub. She's asking about you.
41:00I don't know what she's been saying, and I don't want to know. I'm not interested.
41:04You must have known the divorce was coming, right?
41:06Yes, Ryan.
41:07But I also know I'm going to kick the bucket one day.
41:09It's not going to make it any easier when it happens, is it?
41:12It's just...
41:15It's a shock.
41:19I'll see you there in black and white.
41:24See you around.
41:26I'm not going anywhere until you've deleted that voicemail.
41:28How are we going to get Bethany home?
41:30We'll find a way.
41:32Delete it.
41:33Delete it.
41:36And don't even think about saying anything to those two.
41:43It's gone.
41:47A bridging loan?
41:48Yes.
41:49To pay for Bethany.
41:51I wanted to tell you last night, but thought I'd better wait till after Paul's funeral.
41:56So you're selling the house, then?
41:58The value is coming around tomorrow morning.
42:00Thanks for nothing, girl.
42:01I'll look forward to my Christmas dinner in the homeless shelter this year.
42:04Look, I don't want to sell it.
42:07But if it's the only way we can raise the money...
42:13I just want to thank you all for coming today.
42:16It means a lot to me and my family.
42:19Kit, get up here, please.
42:22So...
42:24We've decided...
42:26We're going to send our Paul's ashes into space.
42:32Yeah, yeah, I thought you'd like that, but...
42:34We can't do it tonight.
42:37But...
42:38We have got some rockets we're going to let off.
42:41So I want you all to enjoy the fireworks...
42:45And dance like there's no tomorrow...
42:48To one of our Paul's favourites.
42:52Let me show you.
42:54Let me show you love!
43:07I am...
43:08I'm so sorry about...
43:12I'm mortified.
43:14Aren't you, mate?
43:18Are we okay?
43:19Of course we are.
43:24Come here.
43:33Billy!
43:34Come here.
43:36Come on.
43:37Come on.
43:53Come on.