Funny TikTok April 2022 Part 1 _ The Best Tik Tok Videos Of The Week
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00:00Babe, what are you doing?
00:05I'm just trying to get comfortable.
00:06Oh, can you keep it down?
00:07Yeah.
00:08What is that sound?
00:09I'm just flipping the pillow so it's more comfortable.
00:15If you don't mind.
00:16Okay, well keep it down.
00:17I have work in the morning.
00:18Oh!
00:19What are you doing?
00:20Oh, I was just going to flip the mattress so it could be more comfortable.
00:27If you don't mind.
00:28Yeah, sure.
00:29So, if it doesn't help you sleep, fine.
00:36What the hell are you doing?
00:42I was just building a more comfortable bed.
00:43Building another bed is not going to help you sleep.
00:46If you don't mind.
00:47Fine!
00:48I'll sleep in your bed.
00:49I have work in the morning.
00:50Ugh!
00:51Oh
01:05Go babe Roman like a thief in a night 16 minutes
01:22I
01:25Need to request off some days you need to check out days which days the 15th through the 20th
01:30Do the 20th of this month? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, you should be good. Let me check
01:37Where you going? I mean my family's going to Florida, Florida. That sounds like fun. Yeah, I'm going for a wedding. So
01:44Yeah, so you should be good to take off some days
01:47Yeah, I'm going for a wedding so
01:49Yeah, so you should be good to take off those days to 15 through the 20th
01:53Actually, I need you here on the 17th. So that's the only day I cannot let you off for okay
01:59The 15th through the 16th and then the 18th through the 20th, you're good. But the 17th I need you here. Is that okay?
02:05Does that work?
02:16Yeah, I'm not tired. So I'm just gonna like walk out or something
02:23No, you can't hear me cuz you're tired I'm not
02:28No, why
02:46Oh
02:56Hi, what can I do for you?
02:59You want you want to withdraw and how much would you like to withdraw?
03:04Five dollars. So you said you want to withdraw five dollars?
03:07Okay
03:30So one day after everyone kept commenting telling me to take my thousand-pound rubber band ball back to the pawn shop like I did a
03:35Year ago when it was only a hundred pounds. I finally went back and showed the man a picture
03:43And I convinced him to come out to my warehouse tomorrow morning to tell me what he thought it was worth
03:46So the next day he came out
03:58Let him move it around and then I pushed it down to show him just how heavy it actually is
04:06Worth more and it's like I thought about the price and then told him how much I had in vans alone
04:19You didn't go high enough in the ball
04:20So I just showed him some other stuff in the shop and putting this ball in this aluminum foil ball
04:24And I said he could have the aluminum ball for a hundred but he said that wouldn't be a good return
04:28You lost my luggage. Oh, hello
04:30I didn't lose anything, but I will do my best to assist you
04:34May I please get your passport and your luggage tag you the company same same. Thank you
04:43Okay, yep your luggage is missing that's what I said did you pick up your luggage when you transferred flights
04:51No, you're supposed to send to my final destination, which is here, but it's not here
04:57Actually because you flew
04:59Internationally, you had to pick up your bags clear customs. We check your bags for this domestic flight
05:05How was I supposed to know that?
05:07We do tell you when you check in and also prior to the plane landing
05:11Well, if someone told me I would have picked it up, but clearly no one told me
05:17Let me just call the other airport and locate your bag
05:20right
05:22Hello, hi, I was wondering if you can help me locate a lost luggage
05:27Great. It's luggage tag a three five four five six
05:32Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
05:35Yes
05:36Makes sense. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah
05:41Okay. Thank you so much. They found it. No, they couldn't find it anywhere your bag just disappeared
05:48poof
05:50Did you buy insurance? Oh
05:53Well, can they look harder? It has to be there like it doesn't just get up and walk away on its own
06:06Why do I hear a knocking at my door
06:09You must be Gerald you're interviewing with me today. Yeah. Oh cool. Nice. So everyone here calls me Georgina
06:15But unfortunately, you aren't everybody you are nobody so you can call me
06:19Miss Smith
06:25Okay, so it looks like you are applying for the cashier position today cool nice nice did you bring a resume with you
06:40Your last name is Steinfeld does that mean that you were Jewish that is it
06:49You got your bachelor's master's and doctorate degrees from a Harvard University very impressive and you have ten years of work experience
07:02Comparing my laptop screen with my boyfriend's laptop screen. Okay, this is my boyfriend's laptop screen Wow clean
07:09organized
07:10Gorgeous. Thank you background phenomenal. Let's see. Do you mean tabs open? Oh
07:14It sounds just got to you like two tabs
07:22What is why is there a party in the corner overlapping I actually had to put it
07:35Just one for Google
07:44Oh
08:14You just got to make sure that she's not fooling around
08:19Thank You Daniela, okay class heads up proceed with question three set if you did the homework correctly you should have gone
08:26Daniela that was fast. Um, Natasha is vigorously throwing up in the toilet
08:31Well, I have to call her mother then. Oh, it's not no bed
08:33Oh
08:49Your socks ready buck. Oh, yeah
09:00Okay
09:03Oh
09:19Okay
09:34So, what are you doing nothing anyways left or right? Oh
09:40Dude, die. What's this? You have to die your hair what I wanted to go my hair out too bad
09:46You have to die it what? All right, I'm back. Oh, let's see your heads. All right, here we go
09:54Boy boo yo left. All right. Oh
09:57Wait ice cream go inside. I got your eyes. Oh, no, this is no we're gonna give it snow ice cream. Let's go. Oh
10:06You like it
10:09So I am a cow
10:15How do you use the bathroom in here, okay, never mind I found Oh
10:20Bro, I
10:25Can't breathe I feel like I'm being born again. What's up, mom? I go to me country like this me
10:30Hope you need space to eat me. That's probably I cannot do that
10:34You like what you see
10:39I'm a sheep
10:50Boy I went to New Orleans. Okay, and I got I got back late last night. Maybe you went to New Orleans. Yeah
10:59Me and mr. Fred went for New Year's. See
11:02Everybody want to go to New York to to watch the ball drop. I want to do that
11:07I don't the only thing I ever want to see on New Year's drop
11:11It's my blouse. Oh
11:14Oh
11:16You damn self nanny bae
11:20Bae
11:22Hmm. Why didn't you tell that chick that you got a lady?
11:26chick
11:27Wednesday when we were leaving the store some chick said hey, I like your truck and all you said was thank you
11:37What you want me to say thank you I got a lady
11:40Yes
11:41Watch out
11:43In woman terms. I like your truck means I want to ride in your truck back to your place to make it do what it do
11:49Times two then exchange numbers get her business card. I don't know talk about your birthday's your mama
11:56What you doing in LA where you from your favorite color? Meanwhile, never mentioning me. That's what I like your truck mean
12:05Where are you going? I'm gonna go back to the store and tell the woman I got a lady
12:09She gone now big bad wolf
12:17You think I'm a challenge for you if you can destroy this box in under three seconds, I'll give you a hundred dollars
12:24What Oh
12:27Job Nick, here's the dollar
12:30And I need to tell something. Yeah, that is your girlfriend's gift, by the way. Oh
12:34What
12:35So, please don't tell her I'll do anything. Please. Hey, okay, if you don't tell my girlfriend, I'll give you these brand-new game
12:42That's all I'll also give you these brand-new air lip flumper prank on my boyfriend
12:48cover kiss
12:50Oh
13:20Alright, you can take this hundred dollar bill. I have this car without lifting the cup. You get to keep your money
13:24That's not possible because you glued it. What do you mean? What?
13:29Eyes, I'll try it again this time. All right, focus magic peppercorn eyes gone now. What do you mean?
13:36It's gone. What?
13:40Okay, I saw one last time all right play the money all right, why don't you switch it to a see-through cup?
13:46So, you know, I'm not cheating. Okay
13:48Oh
13:50Steven can you please give the lady in 15 see her breakfast? Good morning, ma'am. Here's your omelet
13:58Is there anything else I can grab you no bring me mother
14:04Mother I'm sorry. I don't understand mother bring me mother
14:10Who's mother your mother my mother mother Teresa? I don't know what you want me to do lady
14:19Ma'am that's an omelet Steven. You're not supposed to yell at the passengers. It's not my fault. She's not making any sense
14:30She's talking about the eggs mother she wants chicken mother
14:35Oh
14:42Dad moon's doing skin deal in the hotel when outside, okay
14:50Oh
15:20You ain't got to cuz I want you going out your way. Oh, you know, it just want to call me or text me when you
15:24Okay
15:26What you gotta get today?
15:27None, but I'm gonna chill. I'm off today. So, okay. Yeah
15:32All right, well I'll call you I'll be able just let me know
15:41You know faster going today no license and registration, please
15:45So just a milk for you today, yep, you can pull the next window
15:52Thanks for driving it ships
15:58Thank this for you
16:01relax
16:03What the food that in gelato and I try the pinkie nozzle
16:08It's spicy, Miami
16:10I'm mommy so I see I mommy I got it last time honey. They look at me and ask me are you okay?
16:23Hello hey pick up your phone we've been trying to call you hey, I'm at the store you want this
16:31For your kitchen we thought it we thought it look real good in your kitchen you like that
16:35Okay, I'm gonna send you a picture so you get a better look, but let me know if you like it or not
16:42Keep your eyes closed when I tell you to open open. Are you ready ready open?
16:47No, look at the camera. Look at what I did. Oh
16:49My god, you shake your head. Yeah, you look so ugly. Why would you do what?
16:57Ugly with hair anyway
17:05Let it go let it go. Hey, I wait until I'm no, no
17:20I thought about what can I tell about what that is?
17:25Okay
17:26What the hell you doing Tico? You don't see how he's scary. He's a kind of monkey like that Tico
17:32He's not a monkey
17:36My mom asked me to light a candle so I did it my way
17:47Mama you took out that water from before right? Oh, ma'am. I need to inspect your luggage. No problem
17:54Not allowed. Oh
17:57The
18:00What's this, oh that's my pee or happy pee make me feel very very nice. Oh
18:12Really well
18:14They're not labeled or in its containers. So I don't know what this is. Oh, no, no, no problem. They're not drugs
18:21Oh my you can't say that word here. Well, I said not drugs
18:25Yeah, I'm gonna get this checked great now we're gonna be late
18:37It's not what you think it's a massage so it's exactly what I think it is you use feel very nice
18:43No stress face roller. It's it's a face roller interesting design to decided to go with you get to one
18:49I show you how to use it. Please stop
18:53Sarah Baldy, don't test me without a scantron slug lips. You've been bald. You better. Shut up
18:58Anyways, who put up this tree? We did well tell we I got a bone to pick cuz y'all left me sleeping
19:04Well, we got a french fries. I'll be sure to let we know at that time fool. Are you referring to Frank?
19:08Who is she? I don't know her. Oh my why was Sarah we we as in who I'll put up this tree
19:14Oh my gee, you like skinny hush puppy. Calm down. You lopsided peacock. Calm up child
19:21Anyways me grandma and mama put this trio and you didn't even think to wake me up sloth neck. No snow crab knuckles
19:27I didn't that's beyond me, but you walk past my room are Bart. Okay, and I walk past again
19:32Oh, you got me chopped like some cube steak. You show Liz built like one that's been through hardships and you is built
19:39Built you is built like this ornament. That's why that's why that's why you be drowning in saliva broomstick lips
19:51What is up North Hill High
19:56Yeah, you guys yeah, it's Monday morning we need to wake up you guys, okay, I get it
20:01I'm kidding. Totally kidding. Not long ago. I was a student in school cracking the books open just like you guys
20:08Speaking of books, who knows what we're here to talk about today. Yeah, okay, obviously you guys know who I am
20:14Yeah, so we're here to talk about my latest book that you guys had to read in your English classes
20:19Yeah, Nancy's nutsack. Yeah, so obviously we all know what the book is about, right?
20:23So but just to refresh, you know, Nancy's family owns the nut factory, you know
20:27But unfortunately, it starts to you know, not do so great because of coveted this book
20:31Ladies and gentlemen does take place in 2020 obviously
20:34Yeah, so the company goes down due to covet they start to shut down but thanks to Nancy she saves the day, right?
20:40She finds the last nut sack in the factory and saves the day. Does anybody have questions so far?
20:49Oh
21:19I'm going to live in this stomach.
21:29Oh, wait a minute.
21:30I'm a fan of GHOST9.
21:45Is there a problem?
21:50A word associated with the name of a sound.
22:08Guys, we've found these words out.
22:09Come on.
22:13You're in the third grade.
22:14These are everyday words.
22:15Okay?
22:17Her line.
22:18We'll never use that word.
22:20Carol, have a seat in your chair properly, please.
22:23So we can call mom.
22:25We can call mom.
22:26She ain't going to answer because she don't want to talk to you.
22:31Your next word is Wednesday.
22:33Let's sound it out together.
22:34Wednesday.
22:38So your mom already told me what she wanted for her birthday.
22:41She says for us to give her her dog back.
22:44I'm not giving that dog back, really.
22:46What do you mean?
22:47She says it's hers.
22:48No, it's not hers.
22:49I don't know what type of deal.
22:50I don't know what type of deal you made with her.
22:52No, what happened was that she told me, buy me a dog.
22:54And I bought it for her.
22:55And then she told me, raise the dog.
22:57So I'll come back and get it in six months from Italy.
23:00So I raised Nabin.
23:02I trained him.
23:04He slept with me.
23:05And six months later, I'm supposed to give him away?
23:07I can't do that, baby.
23:08We'll buy her another dog and she takes it to Italy.
23:10No.
23:11I cannot have no puppies in the house.
23:14Are you kidding me?
23:15So what am I going to tell her?
23:16Tell her no.
23:17We can buy her whatever she wants.
23:18No.
23:19Unlimited shopping spree.
23:21I can't give my dog away.
23:22Say that I can't.
23:23I don't know why she would ask you.
23:27Here, honey.
23:28Finish this for me.
23:29There's somebody at the front door.
23:30Okay.
23:31Hello?
23:32I'm sleeping.
23:35Moon's doing a deal.
23:37Okay.
23:41Hi.
23:42And the laptop you wanted?
23:44Moon.
23:45Yes, I got it.
23:47So your payment went through.
23:48Your Viagra should be shipped within three to five days, okay?
23:51I hope your father-
23:52What are you doing?
23:53You don't feel anything, do you?
24:00Yo, can I have one?
24:02No, this is my chocolate.
24:03Dude, come on.
24:04Wait, I didn't pay someone a dollar.
24:06Wait, really?
24:07Yeah, there is.
24:08I'll be right back.
24:09Do not eat my chocolate, all right, son?
24:10I won't take any.
24:11I promise.
24:14I got an idea!
24:16Oh, my.
24:19Free chocolate.
24:22Oh, my God!
24:24Free chocolate?
24:29Bro, there's no one at the door.
24:30Dude, my bad.
24:31Oh, wait.
24:32You didn't eat my chocolate.
24:33I told you.
24:34I told you I wouldn't eat your chocolate.
24:35You usually do.
24:36So, you guys used to love content with my little brother.
24:39Well, he's done a lot of growing up, so today I decided that I would ask him some personal questions.
24:43So, you got a girlfriend?
24:44No.
24:45Why?
24:46Because teachers apparently can't date their students.
24:48Blake!
24:49So, do you like anybody?
24:50Yeah.
24:51Perfect.
24:52I'll help you set you up with a crush.
24:53You're not helping me.
24:54I can help you get any girl that you want.
24:56Well, did you or did you not just get dumped by your boyfriend?
24:59Oh, is it too soon to make jokes?
25:01She fell asleep like ten o'clock.
25:03Ten.
25:05Guess what happened after she fell asleep, man.
25:08Well, I mean, not much, but I had to sit next to her the whole time because she wasn't feeling well.
25:17What are you washing the bread?
25:19I need washing the bread before in the oven.
25:22Make the bread fresh, the new style.
25:29Oh, I'm so thirsty.
25:30Can I please have a sip?
25:32No, this is my drink.
25:33How about this?
25:34I'll make a deal.
25:35If you need more drink up here, you let me have a sip.
25:37Fine.
25:38But in order for this to work, you have to leave the room.
25:40What?
25:41Yeah, just leave.
25:44Okay, now we put some toilet paper in here.
25:47Alright, now we just pour the drink to the top and it looks like a brand new drink with more.
25:52Dude, there's no way this works.
25:55What?
25:56I told you, dude.
25:57Dude, are you serious?
25:58Dude, I told you.
26:00Alright, drink up.
26:02So one day I made this random kind of abstract painting that I put on eBay and made a listing and tried to sell it for $60.
26:09And I also made this spin art painting that I also listed on eBay at $50.
26:12And I promoted them through TikTok and stuff, waited around.
26:15And after a lot of time and 5 million views later, one of the paintings went all the way up to $1,000 and the other one had 50 bids going up to $14,000.
26:22I was amazed.
26:23So I decided to message the final buyer and this is what they said.
26:26Their little sister bid on it and they can't pay.
26:28So yeah, kind of what I expected, but I was still kind of sad.
26:32In 2022, I will take life advice from a TikTok filter.
26:38Kind of ironic.
26:43I mean, I love my boyfriend.
26:45You know, we wear matching necklaces, but getting married?
26:56Is it hot in here?
26:58Forget my phone number, honey.
27:00What are you shooting?
27:02How long you think like that?
27:03About an hour ago.
27:05Relax!
27:09Look in there.
27:13The shoe and the pants stuck together.
27:16You stuck together forever in the house.
27:22Kind of.
27:24I'm gonna grab this real quick.
27:26What are you grabbing?
27:28A little money.
27:29You know what I'm saying?
27:31$300.
27:32Where are we going?
27:33I'm gonna go out with the boys, baby.
27:35With the boys?
27:36Yeah, is that cool?
27:37Okay.
27:38Just gonna grab the money here from your wallet.
27:40Yeah, that's fine.
27:41That's fine for real?
27:42Yeah.
27:43You're not mad that I'm taking your money?
27:45No.
27:47Wait, why not?
27:48You know where I grabbed those $300 from?
27:52I'm gonna check your wallet.
27:54What?
27:55Have fun with the boys, baby.
27:59You don't want them?
28:17I can't let you leave, honey.
28:19Why?
28:20Read this.
28:22What the hell?
28:23So easy.
28:30Carlos Santana.
28:32Why are you smiling?
28:34I love you.
28:37I love you.
28:41Before you get started, hold on.
28:42Let me get my wallet.
28:43I'll show you another one.
28:46Hey, budget boy.
28:47Budget boy.
28:48Why you put the white people in my face like that?
28:51Why you do this scandal on the internet like that?
28:56Water.
28:57I'm warning you.
28:58My father see that.
28:59He will be upset, upset, upset with you.
29:06Look at this meme on my phone.
29:11Okay, let me see it.
29:12Okay, look, look, look, look, look.
29:16What am I looking at?
29:17Right there.
29:18No, not that one.
29:19That one right there.
29:20Look, look, look.
29:23That's funny.
29:25That's funny.
29:27Ask your boyfriend to guess what these types of women's shoes are called.
29:30Okay, don't guess the brand.
29:31Just get what the type of shoe is.
29:33Oh, those are dark martinas.
29:36No, not the brand.
29:38Oh, that's a brand?
29:40Okay, next.
29:42Ah, yes.
29:43Those are the swashbucklers.
29:46No, babe.
29:47These are clogs.
29:48Oh, I knew that.
29:49I knew that.
29:50That's 70s show.
29:52Okay, what is this type of heel called?
29:55Oh, what is that?
29:56Why is there like barely a heel?
29:59That's a halfway slipper.
30:02It's a kitten heel.
30:04Kitten heel?
30:05You gotta be kidding me.
30:07Okay, last type of heel.
30:09Ah, those are stilettos.
30:11Ah, stilettos.
30:13I know those.
30:14I wore those.
30:18Ow.
30:20Ow.
30:23Ow.
30:24Ow.
30:29Dude, I didn't even touch.
30:35Hey.
30:37Hey.
30:40Get up.
30:43You heard that noise downstairs.
30:47Well, come downstairs with me.
30:49Come downstairs.
30:50I don't know where the bus is.
30:52Come downstairs with me.
30:54Come on.