The Great Indian Kapil Show S2 EP 1
The Great Indian Kapil Show S2 EP 1
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00:00:36Namaste Adab, Sat Sri Akal, very good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show season 2
00:00:45I've to be a boss boss
00:00:47What I got that I'm on a nice season or a season hum India go celebrate Karenga or entertain puri duniya go Karenga
00:00:52You can keep celebration Killea puri duniya me India JC. Koi country
00:00:56Oh
00:00:58Yes, I'll burst a little combo
00:01:04Up a big load new york a joe celebration with I eat a tissue Sambar Co. Shruta or a local a January Monami party
00:01:13You keep up this key rock or ethnic party courtesy that shit are eco bail mill team
00:01:20So can you go to calendar each a generally say sure what I
00:01:23Or a calendar me a garage a
00:01:26line leggy, oh
00:01:28Lordy Sakranti holy
00:01:30Easter rocky Janmashtami Navratri Diwali Christmas Mata Mata Banda pop is a new year celebration
00:01:39Just a be dharmaki festival Kito should be a Sabi Mahapurushonki Jayanthi give it to Tia
00:01:44It's a Mahapurush apne janam tin pe khud chutiyaan hi let it a
00:01:48Desh nirman ke liye kaam karte de lekin hum us din chuti kar rahe hote hain aur ek doosre ko message alag se karte hain ki
00:01:54Bhai yaad hai na kal milega nahi
00:01:56aaj hi likar rakhne
00:02:02Aap puri duniya se compare karo to india ka jo aadmi hai
00:02:06Saal mein sabse zyada chutiyaan karta hai aur iske baad bhi hamara desh zavardas tarki kar raha hai
00:02:10Iska matlab hum indian log efficient itne hai kam samay me zyada kaam karte hain
00:02:18Aap duniya ke kisi bhi desh mein chale jao indian doctor aapko har jagah milenge kitne garb ki baat hai aur usse bhi zyada
00:02:24Garb ki baat yeh hai ki jab wo log bimaar padte hain wo apna ilaaj karane india hi aate hain
00:02:29Yoh haan pe ilaaj sasta hai baahar jitne paise mein ek daant lagta hai yahaan pe aadmi dono ghutane badalwaa leta hai
00:02:36Aur jo baaki paise bachte hai usse ek paav shuddh shilajit aur le jata hai wo
00:02:41Yoh ki aap sabko pata hai ki ek samay ke baad surjeet daljeet baljeet kaam nahi aate hain
00:02:47fir shilajit kaam aati hai
00:02:53Waise sasta hona india ki ek aur sabse badi quality hai
00:02:56Jitne paise mein aap yorop ki ek city ghoomte hoon utne mein aap aada hindustan ghoom sakte hoon
00:03:02kisi ko humara desh mehenga na pade isliye humne apna rupeya bhi sasta kar rakha hai
00:03:08Hum ek US dollar mein 84 paise de dete hain
00:03:11Yeh baat aur hai humare kuch dukaandar foreigner ko dekhke na
00:03:1510 rupey ki cheez 90 mein beshte hain aur rupey aur dollar ka fark barabar kar dete hain
00:03:29Doosri taraf mein desh mein aise log bhi hain jo poori duniya mein free ka langar laga ke logon ko khana khila rahe hain
00:03:35Manav sehva mein bhi humse bada koi nahi hain
00:03:40Waise toh hum sab bolte hain ki hum sab desh ke bete hain
00:03:42Lekin aisa nahi hain humare hain kuch damad bhi hain jo kahin pe bhi kooda phekh dete hain
00:03:50Aise hi logon ke liye swargi atal bihari Vajpayee sahab ne kaha tha ki humne chaand pe kadam toh rakh liya hain
00:03:55Lekin zameen pe kaise chalna hai yeh hum log abhi tak nahi seekhe hain
00:04:03Humare hindustan ki legacy dekhe hain
00:04:06Hamare hindustan ki legacy dekhe hain
00:04:08Humare hindustan ki legacy dekhe hain
00:04:10Aur duniya mein kahi pe bhi chalaye jao aur apko ek doh kile milege, fort milege
00:04:12Lekin humare aaya aap jisbhi state mein chalaye jao
00:04:14Fort hi fort hai
00:04:16Humare raja, maharaja ne fort toh aise banaye
00:04:18Jase aaj kal Whatsapp pe hum log family group nahi banate
00:04:21Ek doh raja toh mainne aise bhi sunnaye ki jinke mehal mein 500 kamre the
00:04:26Aur utni raniya
00:04:28Toh ekbевe se jagada karte backa bhaktar na
00:04:30Doosren kamane peh be bhe bhi nikal tetha
00:04:35Welcome, sir. How did you think of us today?
00:04:38I was already in.
00:04:43Many of our palaces are being used for weddings these days.
00:04:46People from abroad come here for destination weddings.
00:04:49Because they also feel that where hundreds of weddings of kings have been held,
00:04:53at least one of ours will be held.
00:04:55In the last few days, Mr. Ambani's son got married in the country.
00:04:59Bahubali film ran for three months, his wedding ran for eight months.
00:05:06It was such an expensive wedding that people were eating in silver utensils.
00:05:10Someone was saying that they were seasoning the lentils with gold, that too 24 karat.
00:05:14Yes, yes, this is true.
00:05:15People who ate the lentils were confused whether to go to the washroom or to the jeweler the next day.
00:05:23Dinesh had also gone with Mr. Mika.
00:05:26He drank 12 bowls of lentils.
00:05:29I said, why so much? He said, I want to make a gold pot.
00:05:35Go and tell the lentil seller to just season the lentils.
00:05:41When we get married, middle-class people,
00:05:43my brother-in-law and uncle were upset that there was no cottage cheese at the wedding.
00:05:47There was no photo with the bride.
00:05:49They don't have such a problem.
00:05:51They had a separate problem.
00:05:52There was a photo with Chunky Pandey.
00:05:54There was no Kim Kardashian.
00:05:59In India, family is very important, not marriage.
00:06:02The Germans made a bike for two people.
00:06:05Our people made a trolley for 12 people to sit in it.
00:06:10Sometimes you see a bike like this, you can't see the bike.
00:06:12It looks like people are flying like this.
00:06:18Seeing a car like this, the police get confused.
00:06:21Should I ride a bike or a minibus?
00:06:24Stop!
00:06:31Indians are very emotional.
00:06:33The most emotional person is a mother.
00:06:37In a film, Mitabh Bachchan says, I have money, property, business.
00:06:42Shashi Kapoor says, I have a mother.
00:06:46End of story, end of scene, end of film.
00:06:49All the unemployed mothers' sons are happy.
00:06:51We have a mother.
00:06:54No one knows who has a father.
00:06:58All emotions come from the mother.
00:07:00Care like a mother.
00:07:02Sweetness like a mother.
00:07:04Food cooked by a mother.
00:07:06If you go to a restaurant, all the food is cooked by a father.
00:07:12Dal is also made by a mother.
00:07:14Have you ever heard of father's chickpeas?
00:07:18Mother's dal.
00:07:19No one has heard of father's chickpeas.
00:07:21Does he get sick?
00:07:23Is he making a wife or a child?
00:07:25Yes, he is making a chickpea.
00:07:26But no one says.
00:07:28You can't even sell shoes in the name of a father.
00:07:31The thing is, if there was no fear of a father's shoes,
00:07:34we wouldn't have been reformed today.
00:07:36We would have been sons-in-law.
00:07:37Hey brother!
00:07:39Why are you distributing knowledge?
00:07:41Did you ask for it?
00:07:44Do your comedy work.
00:07:48If you have less teeth, keep more than your hand.
00:07:53What are you looking at?
00:07:54I will hit you with my teeth.
00:08:01Okay, as the public wishes.
00:08:02So Arsena ji, let's start our season 2.
00:08:05I will go and check if our guests are okay.
00:08:07I will also change.
00:08:08You also do it.
00:08:09By the way, you are looking beautiful.
00:08:14What is this procedure?
00:08:15No, no sir.
00:08:16You can't go.
00:08:17Four people come to our airport anyway.
00:08:19Sir, you will have to do the checking.
00:08:20Look, go on.
00:08:23Sir?
00:08:26Such a big underwear?
00:08:27I didn't expect you to wear such underwear.
00:08:31Do you think this is mine?
00:08:33Look sir, I make pictures larger than life.
00:08:35I don't wear underwear larger than life.
00:08:37Really?
00:08:38Yes.
00:08:39Look at this.
00:08:41Madam, you tell me, which brand are you wearing?
00:08:44Gucci.
00:08:46You are wearing Gucci?
00:08:48Only Gucci.
00:08:49And you should know that.
00:08:50That's true.
00:08:51There is some confusion.
00:08:52Moving on, moving on.
00:08:53This?
00:08:54Cobra.
00:08:55Cobra.
00:08:56Which brand is this sir?
00:08:57How do I know?
00:08:58It's not mine.
00:09:00It's not yours?
00:09:01No.
00:09:02Cobra.
00:09:03Oh God.
00:09:04Are you okay?
00:09:05I am fine.
00:09:06But I found out.
00:09:07Sir, your bag has been exchanged with someone.
00:09:09Oh no.
00:09:10Your bag has been exchanged with someone.
00:09:11Yes.
00:09:12I know.
00:09:13I will take you there.
00:09:14Come sir.
00:09:15You are coming?
00:09:16You are our guest.
00:09:17How are you carrying a bag?
00:09:18It's not my bag.
00:09:19Come.
00:09:20Come.
00:09:21Please.
00:09:22Oh God.
00:09:23This ridiculous situation.
00:09:27I'll show you how I am looking.
00:09:29Pinky boy.
00:09:30It feels so good to change clothes twice in a day.
00:09:34Our guest can come here anytime.
00:09:36So guys, are you ready?
00:09:37Yes.
00:09:40Welcome.
00:09:41Welcome sir.
00:09:42Welcome Alia.
00:09:43Welcome.
00:09:44Welcome.
00:09:45Welcome.
00:09:47Welcome sir.
00:09:54Good.
00:09:55Welcome sir.
00:09:59A big round of applause for Karan sir and Alia.
00:10:01Give him a big round of applause!
00:10:10What kind of a welcome is this, Kapil?
00:10:12What do you mean by welcome?
00:10:14Is this how you welcome your guests?
00:10:16Do you know what has happened to me because of you?
00:10:18Sir, he is that guy.
00:10:19Who is this skinny witch?
00:10:21What are you doing with him?
00:10:23He is my son-in-law.
00:10:25Anyway.
00:10:32You are trending in 192 countries.
00:10:34You have such a big show.
00:10:35Worldwide famous show.
00:10:36Thank you, sir.
00:10:37And this is what you do with your guests.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What has happened to us.
00:10:41Are these my underwear?
00:10:42What?
00:10:45I know size matters but not this big.
00:10:51Tell me.
00:10:52In 192 countries, this guy who is trending
00:10:55brings his underwear from the station.
00:10:57I am coming in 192 countries.
00:10:58Should I start wearing lingerie?
00:11:02You have such a big house.
00:11:04Why have you brought this 2BHK?
00:11:10But even Karan sir must be wearing it.
00:11:11He wears branded underwear.
00:11:12He doesn't wear underwear like you.
00:11:14He wears branded underwear.
00:11:15I don't wear Khanda.
00:11:17This is my grandfather's.
00:11:18I love this underwear.
00:11:19Oh God, Kapil!
00:11:22I just removed it.
00:11:24I told you not to improvise.
00:11:25This is your last episode.
00:11:31See, whatever happens, happens.
00:11:32Like Karan sir got films in his inheritance.
00:11:34Yes.
00:11:35Alia got acting.
00:11:36I got this.
00:11:37Whatever his grandfather had, he gave it to me.
00:11:40You get out of here on time.
00:11:43My bag?
00:11:44Where is his bag?
00:11:45His bag is in my car.
00:11:46Okay.
00:11:47My bag?
00:11:48Keep it in my car.
00:11:49Keep his bag in his car.
00:11:50Okay.
00:11:51Now bring the bag.
00:11:52And put your face in the juicer
00:11:53and get beetroot juice.
00:12:02Karan sir and Alia, welcome.
00:12:05We are celebrating India.
00:12:07And you know, in India,
00:12:08we take care of our relations.
00:12:10We also take care of the things related to them.
00:12:13This is our Dinesh on the guitar.
00:12:14Yes.
00:12:15Red guitar.
00:12:16He has taken care of his grandfather's dentures.
00:12:20He eats normal food with his teeth.
00:12:22He eats halwa puri with his grandfather's teeth.
00:12:24Why?
00:12:25He says, grandfather will also like it.
00:12:26He used to like it.
00:12:27He used to like it.
00:12:30Once, grandfather came out of the photo.
00:12:32He said, if you had fed me while I was alive,
00:12:34why would I have died?
00:12:40But Karan sir,
00:12:41I thought that this film, Jigra,
00:12:44is about a brother-sister relationship.
00:12:46In which Alia protects her brother.
00:12:48I didn't know that you are also a hero in it.
00:12:50Me?
00:12:51I am not the hero of the film at all.
00:12:52Then what is this?
00:12:54This?
00:12:55Your current look.
00:12:56Look, I have come for my Miss Briganza.
00:13:08Because,
00:13:09whenever you see her face,
00:13:12you know that she is Miss Briganza.
00:13:14Aha.
00:13:15Aha.
00:13:18So, I have come as Aha for Miss Briganza.
00:13:20You are looking very handsome, sir.
00:13:23You all know that
00:13:24Karan sir had launched Alia.
00:13:26And his bonding is amazing.
00:13:28Karan sir, what do you see in Alia?
00:13:30A friend?
00:13:31Daughter? Daughter?
00:13:32Aunty?
00:13:33You must be seeing a relationship like this.
00:13:34Aunty?
00:13:35I mean, don't you have papers?
00:13:39Look,
00:13:40I am Yash and Ruhi's father.
00:13:42Yes.
00:13:43But, for the first time,
00:13:44when I got that maternal feeling,
00:13:47I came with Alia.
00:13:49And,
00:13:50we were in a vanity van.
00:13:52I was actually doing a photo shoot.
00:13:54There was a look test.
00:13:55Alia didn't know if she would be in the film or not.
00:13:57She didn't know the name of the film.
00:14:01She was going to fit herself for the past three months.
00:14:04She didn't eat anything.
00:14:05So,
00:14:06after the photo session,
00:14:07I went in the van.
00:14:08And her mummy was Soni.
00:14:10And I gave her a cupcake.
00:14:12A big one.
00:14:13Just, you know, just as a whatever.
00:14:14So, I told her,
00:14:15you are on the film.
00:14:16And I am directing the film.
00:14:18So, she got very emotional.
00:14:20The first thing was,
00:14:21can I eat this?
00:14:27That's when
00:14:28I got the maternal love inside me.
00:14:30The father inside me came out.
00:14:32And that day is today.
00:14:34She is my first daughter.
00:14:35How sweet.
00:14:41Alia,
00:14:42what do you see in Karan sir?
00:14:43Friend,
00:14:44elder brother,
00:14:45uncle.
00:14:46What do you feel?
00:14:47I think,
00:14:48Karan,
00:14:49he is everything for me.
00:14:50He is a mentor.
00:14:51He is a friend.
00:14:52He is like a father.
00:14:54He is a co-producer with this film.
00:14:56Wow.
00:14:57I would like to proudly say to everyone,
00:14:59that Alia is producing with me.
00:15:01And for me,
00:15:02there can't be anything more proud than this.
00:15:05I am producing a film with her.
00:15:07Wow.
00:15:11Okay, Karan sir,
00:15:12some people believe,
00:15:13and maybe you have been caught doing this,
00:15:15some people believe,
00:15:16that they run a marriage bureau in the industry.
00:15:19You are doing a program for a lot of people.
00:15:20I am doing a marriage bureau.
00:15:23I have extended the relationship of many people.
00:15:25They are already married.
00:15:26But I am single.
00:15:28Halwai doesn't eat her sweets.
00:15:33Alia,
00:15:34when you were going to marry Ranbir,
00:15:36did you take any advice from him as a marriage consultant?
00:15:39Or as a friend,
00:15:40or as a father figure?
00:15:41Can I tell you one thing about Karan?
00:15:43He,
00:15:44I don't know whether he actually does anything,
00:15:46but he has some sixth sense.
00:15:48So he says it from the beginning.
00:15:49I feel that
00:15:50they will make a pair.
00:15:52So when Ranbir and I became friends,
00:15:56They became friends.
00:15:57Became friends.
00:16:01He very clearly told me that
00:16:03Alia, I think this is it.
00:16:04Yeah, I knew it.
00:16:05I knew when she started becoming a friend,
00:16:08that this relationship
00:16:10will go till marriage.
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13And this will be the rest of her life.
00:16:15Wow.
00:16:18And we have talked a lot with Karan sir and Alia.
00:16:21Welcome sir.
00:16:27Last time when we met Alia,
00:16:29Alia came during RRR.
00:16:31She wasn't even married then.
00:16:33Now Alia has become a mother.
00:16:35And she has been such a lovely daughter.
00:16:37Wow.
00:16:38Karan sir has two children,
00:16:39I have two children.
00:16:40The whole family is sitting here.
00:16:41The whole family is sitting here.
00:16:42This looks like an episode of Ham Saath Saath Hai.
00:16:45Wow.
00:16:47See, after children,
00:16:48there is a lot of discipline in a parent's life.
00:16:50Going home on time,
00:16:51eating food on time.
00:16:52What changes have come in your life, sir?
00:16:54The biggest change,
00:16:55two have come in my life.
00:16:56One is that I think more about the future.
00:16:59That I have to think about this and that for the children.
00:17:01I have to make a path for them.
00:17:03The second is that
00:17:04I am in a WhatsApp group of mothers,
00:17:06in two groups.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08Where every morning a mother will say,
00:17:10Good morning ladies.
00:17:11And I have to say,
00:17:12Sir, I am also here.
00:17:15I have two children.
00:17:17They are my twins.
00:17:18Yash is in the A division.
00:17:20Ruhi is in the B division.
00:17:21So, both have separate WhatsApp groups.
00:17:23That means,
00:17:24I have daily communication with 60 mothers.
00:17:30Alia, last time when Neetu ma'am came here,
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33She was saying that
00:17:34Ranbir is a quiet boy.
00:17:39But when Raha comes,
00:17:40his eyes sparkle.
00:17:42The relationship between Raha and Ranbir,
00:17:44it's one for the ages.
00:17:46There is a friendship between them.
00:17:48He invents some random games with Raha.
00:17:51Like,
00:17:52You want to go and touch clothes in the cupboard?
00:17:54Yes.
00:17:55Raha will say.
00:17:56So, there will be some sensory play
00:17:59with the clothes,
00:18:00shirt.
00:18:01This is velvet.
00:18:02This is suede.
00:18:03This is cotton.
00:18:04And he will make that into a very serious thing.
00:18:07So, he is very adventurous.
00:18:08He is too creative.
00:18:10When you see,
00:18:11he is very endearing.
00:18:12But does he do any nappy changing?
00:18:14He does now.
00:18:15So, he sings Unni Vavo.
00:18:17There is a lullaby.
00:18:18Our nurse has been singing it to Raha since childhood.
00:18:22In Malayalam.
00:18:23Unni Vavo.
00:18:25Munni Vavo.
00:18:27There is a song.
00:18:28So, whenever Raha wants to sleep,
00:18:30he says,
00:18:31Mama Vavo.
00:18:32Papa Vavo.
00:18:33That's her cue to go to sleep.
00:18:34Now, Ranbir has learnt how to sing Unni Vavo.
00:18:37In Malayalam.
00:18:39Do you know,
00:18:41my children,
00:18:43their sisters,
00:18:45who are 7 and a half years old,
00:18:48my children speak fluent Malayalam.
00:18:50That's a wonderful thing.
00:18:52And they understand Malayalam.
00:18:53They speak it fluently.
00:18:56It happens.
00:18:57After listening to Ranbir,
00:18:59I thought,
00:19:00on one hand,
00:19:01we saw Ranbir in an animal form.
00:19:03And on the other hand,
00:19:04Unni Vavo.
00:19:09A lot of things change after children are born.
00:19:11Like Mr. Mahesh Bhatt.
00:19:12He is a very intellectual,
00:19:13serious kind of a person.
00:19:14Yes.
00:19:15Have you ever seen him
00:19:16doing this with Raha?
00:19:18Oh, yes.
00:19:19When he does,
00:19:20when he does a video call,
00:19:21he calls her Geepa.
00:19:23I mean,
00:19:24Grandpa.
00:19:25So, Geepa, Geepa.
00:19:26And he does this thing.
00:19:28Okay.
00:19:30So, there is a game between them.
00:19:33Which I find so sweet.
00:19:34And I feel like,
00:19:35when I was small,
00:19:36maybe he used to do the same thing
00:19:37with me.
00:19:38Yes, 100%.
00:19:39But I don't remember.
00:19:40So, actually,
00:19:41when you see your parents
00:19:42with a child,
00:19:43you get that feeling of like,
00:19:45your living childhood
00:19:46is coming in front of you.
00:19:48So, my mom also sings
00:19:49so many songs for Raha.
00:19:53And I'm like,
00:19:54how do you know all these songs?
00:19:55She's like,
00:19:56we used to sing all these songs for you.
00:19:57There is a song,
00:19:58while changing diapers,
00:19:59my mom used to sing it for me.
00:20:00And now, she used to sing it for Raha.
00:20:01Punjabi Samosa.
00:20:04Aloo ka Pakora.
00:20:06Gujarati ka Dhokla.
00:20:07I'm like,
00:20:08mama, what is this?
00:20:09She said,
00:20:10she said, no,
00:20:11whenever I used to be
00:20:12changing the diaper,
00:20:13I used to want to eat you up.
00:20:14Eat you up.
00:20:15So, I used to take all these names.
00:20:16I'm like, Idli,
00:20:17I like Dhokla.
00:20:18I like Pakora.
00:20:19I like Samosa.
00:20:20I like Samosa.
00:20:25Normally,
00:20:26kids want to tell stories
00:20:27to their parents.
00:20:28Yes.
00:20:29And there is no one
00:20:30who is a better storyteller
00:20:31than you.
00:20:32When you tell stories
00:20:33to your kids,
00:20:34do they get scared
00:20:35that Rahulanjani
00:20:36suddenly becomes Tina?
00:20:39I am shocked
00:20:40with myself,
00:20:41that I used to tell
00:20:42such stupid stories
00:20:43to them.
00:20:47They were just
00:20:48very fond of animals.
00:20:49They used to like to hear
00:20:50about lions,
00:20:51and tigers,
00:20:52and elephants,
00:20:53and birds.
00:20:54So, I don't know,
00:20:55what kind of stories
00:20:56I used to tell them.
00:20:57Someone is running
00:20:58in the evening.
00:20:59Always that animal
00:21:00saving children
00:21:01was their favorite emotion.
00:21:02Oh.
00:21:04I think,
00:21:05I used to tell them
00:21:06a lot of stories.
00:21:07But those stories
00:21:08were never about humans.
00:21:09Only about animals.
00:21:10But I noticed
00:21:11in your reels,
00:21:12Yash and Ruhi
00:21:13laugh a lot at you.
00:21:14I was just going to say
00:21:15that they really troll him.
00:21:16Yeah, yeah.
00:21:17Dada, what are you saying?
00:21:18Actually,
00:21:19they are the biggest
00:21:20trollers of mine.
00:21:21So,
00:21:22why should I be scared
00:21:23of others
00:21:24when there are kids
00:21:25like them at home?
00:21:29They follow me.
00:21:30What should I wear?
00:21:31Why do I have
00:21:32this moustache?
00:21:33We go for events,
00:21:34for shoots,
00:21:35we put on make-up
00:21:36and they just
00:21:37follow us.
00:21:38Why are you wearing make-up?
00:21:39So, I'm like,
00:21:40camera,
00:21:41what should I tell them
00:21:42that I have to put on
00:21:43make-up in front of the camera?
00:21:44And they come,
00:21:45costume designer
00:21:46comes with clothes.
00:21:47So, they keep wondering
00:21:48what is happening?
00:21:49Because they still don't
00:21:50know, Kapil,
00:21:51what I do.
00:21:52Because I told them
00:21:53that I am a director.
00:21:54So, the director
00:21:55is behind the camera.
00:21:56Then they watch it
00:21:57on television
00:21:58and I appear.
00:21:59So, they say,
00:22:00okay, this act.
00:22:01What does your dad do?
00:22:02And they say,
00:22:03we are very confused.
00:22:04We don't know
00:22:05what they do.
00:22:06They don't know anything.
00:22:09So, friends,
00:22:10we have two more
00:22:11guests with us today.
00:22:13Let's call them here.
00:22:14Please welcome
00:22:15actor Vidhang Raina
00:22:17and director
00:22:18Mr. Vasant Bala.
00:22:23A big round of applause.
00:22:26Welcome, welcome, Vidhang.
00:22:28Welcome, Mr. Vasant.
00:22:29Welcome.
00:22:36Sir, please have a seat.
00:22:37I would like to tell
00:22:38my audience
00:22:39that if you feel
00:22:40when you see Mr. Vasant
00:22:41that he repairs
00:22:42rockets in ISRO,
00:22:43then it's not true.
00:22:44He is the director
00:22:45of this film.
00:22:49Repairs rockets?
00:22:51He has a scientist
00:22:52type personality.
00:22:58Mr. Vasant,
00:22:59this look of yours,
00:23:01long, white hair,
00:23:02all this,
00:23:03are you lazy
00:23:04or do you want
00:23:05people to
00:23:06consider you experienced?
00:23:08This is a post-production look.
00:23:11So,
00:23:12this is that.
00:23:13In between,
00:23:14people were thinking
00:23:15that I look like Amol Gupta.
00:23:17When you leave
00:23:18your hair open.
00:23:19Yes,
00:23:20when I tied it up,
00:23:21someone was saying
00:23:22it's Anubhav Sena.
00:23:24Anubhav Sena
00:23:25was soaked in water
00:23:26when he left.
00:23:31It shrank a little.
00:23:34When I saw the trailer,
00:23:35sir, you look
00:23:36like a great film.
00:23:37Thank you so much.
00:23:38Congratulations.
00:23:39Thank you, sir.
00:23:40Vedam,
00:23:41you see,
00:23:42he is from Kashmir
00:23:43and he looks so fresh.
00:23:44He looks like
00:23:45the first apple
00:23:46of the first box.
00:23:48The first apple
00:23:49of the first box.
00:23:50He looks so fresh.
00:23:52Who brought you
00:23:53from Kashmir?
00:23:54I mean,
00:23:55who found you
00:23:56and brought you here?
00:23:57Actually,
00:23:58I have never lived
00:23:59in Kashmir.
00:24:00But,
00:24:01my family is from there.
00:24:02My parents
00:24:03were from Delhi.
00:24:04I was born there
00:24:05and when I was born,
00:24:06I came here.
00:24:07So,
00:24:08I have lived in Mumbai
00:24:09all my life.
00:24:10But,
00:24:11yes,
00:24:12I am from Kashmir.
00:24:13So,
00:24:14no one
00:24:15brought me here.
00:24:16Let me tell you
00:24:17about Vasant sir.
00:24:18He was
00:24:19an assistant
00:24:20with Anurag Kashyap
00:24:21earlier.
00:24:22Your film,
00:24:23Jigra,
00:24:24was a hit.
00:24:25Yes,
00:24:26it was a hit.
00:24:27So,
00:24:28how did you
00:24:29decide
00:24:30to make a film
00:24:31based on
00:24:32a brother-sister relationship?
00:24:33So,
00:24:34when we
00:24:35met,
00:24:36he was asking
00:24:37about the story.
00:24:38After Monica,
00:24:39all the producers
00:24:40we met
00:24:41used to say
00:24:42that someone
00:24:43has died
00:24:44and 4-5 people
00:24:45are suspects.
00:24:46So,
00:24:47he was the first
00:24:48producer
00:24:49who asked
00:24:50what the story
00:24:51was.
00:24:52So,
00:24:53it's all about
00:24:54family.
00:24:55Nice.
00:24:57Okay,
00:24:58Vedant,
00:24:59is a big fan
00:25:00of Alia.
00:25:01We have heard.
00:25:02And,
00:25:03you are working
00:25:04with her in Jigra.
00:25:05But,
00:25:06you are
00:25:07playing
00:25:08the role
00:25:09of a brother.
00:25:10So,
00:25:11it must be
00:25:12that you
00:25:13got a
00:25:142000 rupee
00:25:15note
00:25:16and
00:25:17realized
00:25:18that
00:25:19the
00:25:20note
00:25:21was
00:25:22yours.
00:25:23Yes.
00:25:24So,
00:25:25you are
00:25:26working with
00:25:27Alia.
00:25:28I am very
00:25:29happy.
00:25:30You are
00:25:31sad that
00:25:32you are
00:25:33playing
00:25:34the role
00:25:35of a brother.
00:25:36No,
00:25:37I am
00:25:38obviously
00:25:39happy
00:25:40because
00:25:41I am
00:25:42happy.
00:25:43Where
00:25:44do you
00:25:45get
00:25:46the most
00:25:47happiness?
00:25:48I
00:25:49get it
00:25:50on the
00:25:51screen.
00:25:52I
00:25:53get it
00:25:54on the
00:25:55screen.
00:25:56I
00:25:57get it
00:25:58on the
00:25:59screen.
00:26:00I
00:26:01get it
00:26:02on the
00:26:03screen.
00:26:04I
00:26:05get it
00:26:06on the
00:26:07screen.
00:26:08I
00:26:09get it
00:26:10on the
00:26:11screen.
00:26:12I
00:26:13get it
00:26:14on the
00:26:15screen.
00:26:16I
00:26:17get it
00:26:18on the
00:26:19screen.
00:26:20I
00:26:21get it
00:26:22on the
00:26:23screen.
00:26:24OK?
00:26:25I
00:26:26am
00:26:27very
00:26:28happy.
00:26:29I
00:26:30am
00:26:31very
00:26:32happy.
00:26:33Now
00:26:34let me
00:26:36ask
00:26:37Ms.
00:26:38Alia
00:26:39a question.
00:26:40We
00:26:41will
00:26:42ask a
00:26:43few
00:26:44question
00:26:45per
00:26:46se.
00:26:47Alia,
00:26:48you
00:26:49Let me come to a straight point. Have you ever spied on Ranbir?
00:26:53There is no need to spy on him.
00:26:54I am going to tell you something today.
00:26:56You might not know it.
00:26:58What?
00:26:58Ranbir already had a girlfriend.
00:27:01Is it?
00:27:02Yes.
00:27:06Shall I call her?
00:27:07Are you calling her for the show?
00:27:09Yes, I am.
00:27:11Madam, please come out.
00:27:19Ranbir, my son.
00:27:25Ranbir, my son.
00:27:38Hi, Tuffli.
00:27:43Hello, Mr. Asim.
00:27:46Tuffli, I work here duty free.
00:27:48Hello.
00:27:49You can check out if you want to.
00:27:50What?
00:27:52You can check out the stuff, not me.
00:27:58I have brought the stuff.
00:27:59Look at the language.
00:28:00You have brought the stuff and you are holding a jhinga.
00:28:02It's a duty free. It's an airport.
00:28:05Say something. I have fresh perfumes.
00:28:07Fresh alcohol.
00:28:08You think I will listen to you?
00:28:15Hi, Udaan.
00:28:16Hi. How are you?
00:28:17Tuffli here.
00:28:18Hi.
00:28:18I have brought some important stuff.
00:28:19Do you want to check it out?
00:28:21He is young. He doesn't drink that much.
00:28:23I am not talking about the drink.
00:28:24I am talking about the perfume.
00:28:26Is this a perfume?
00:28:26Sorry. My hand is down.
00:28:28My hand is here.
00:28:28I have brought the perfume.
00:28:29Do you want to check it out?
00:28:34We have a few different perfumes.
00:28:37Is it?
00:28:38Yes.
00:28:38Which brand is this?
00:28:39This is a brand of Dharma.
00:28:43Karan sir, hello.
00:28:44Hello.
00:28:45Hi, Tuffli here.
00:28:46Hi, Tuffli.
00:28:47I am very happy to see your loss.
00:28:49What?
00:28:50Who is happy to see a loss?
00:28:52My loss?
00:28:53No. You are happy to see a weight loss.
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Listen.
00:28:58Kabir, you should take care of yourself.
00:29:01Why?
00:29:01You should learn something.
00:29:03Do some walk week.
00:29:04Yes.
00:29:04I do walk. Why?
00:29:05You know, we go to Chole Bhature's shop.
00:29:07We come back from Chole Bhature's shop.
00:29:09This is the walk.
00:29:12I am not your figure.
00:29:15I have people from Jigra here.
00:29:17I want to talk to them.
00:29:17Karan sir, I liked the trailer.
00:29:19Vedang, I liked the trailer.
00:29:21Do watch it.
00:29:21Vasant sir, I liked the trailer.
00:29:23Tuffli, why aren't you telling Alia about this?
00:29:26Sorry. You are also here.
00:29:27Oh, God!
00:29:29I am sorry.
00:29:30She has been sitting here since the beginning.
00:29:31Didn't you see her?
00:29:32No. I didn't notice.
00:29:36Good to see you.
00:29:37Good to see you.
00:29:38You are Alia Bhatt, right?
00:29:45I am Alia Bhatt Kapoor.
00:29:47Alia Bhatt Kapoor.
00:29:54Kapoor.
00:29:55Kapoor.
00:29:56I know.
00:29:59I was going to come to your wedding. But sorry.
00:30:02But I didn't invite you.
00:30:06That's why you didn't come.
00:30:12But yes, I was a little busy.
00:30:14If you had invited me, I wouldn't have been able to come.
00:30:16You weren't busy, Alia.
00:30:17She had gone to see a man's funeral after drinking half a bottle of liquor.
00:30:21She was feeling sad that day.
00:30:22Why should I feel sad?
00:30:26Why should I be sad?
00:30:30You were also in a relationship with Ranbir.
00:30:37She used to call herself Tuffli Kapoor.
00:30:39Oh, God!
00:30:39Before your wedding.
00:30:41Yes, now I am Tuffli X Kapoor.
00:30:44I mean, the relationship was, not is.
00:30:46It's all in the past now.
00:30:49I have forgotten, Kabil. I am a girl of the new generation.
00:30:52Sorry.
00:30:53I have moved on in life.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:57Yes, I have moved on in life.
00:30:58I enjoy my 9 to 5 job.
00:31:02I like it.
00:31:03Yes. I don't need anything. I am happy in life.
00:31:06And boys are like flies.
00:31:08If you fly one, six come.
00:31:09I don't care.
00:31:10Okay.
00:31:11I am very happy.
00:31:14You don't look happy.
00:31:16No, I am happy.
00:31:19How can a man be happy?
00:31:20I party, I roam around, I have fun.
00:31:22This is happiness. What else?
00:31:29I am having a...
00:31:40I am having a...
00:31:48Why are you crying?
00:31:49I am not happy.
00:31:54How can you act for three hours?
00:31:59I was acting. I can't act.
00:32:05I miss them.
00:32:08Who?
00:32:10Rifat, my love is gone.
00:32:15Rifat, my love is gone.
00:32:20You just said that you have moved on.
00:32:22I had moved on yesterday.
00:32:25Then?
00:32:26I came here and they made me move off.
00:32:30Look.
00:32:32What?
00:32:37What?
00:32:56What is going on?
00:33:07Oh, God!
00:33:12Why are you sad after all this?
00:33:16What else do you want?
00:33:17What had to happen has happened.
00:33:23My heart is broken.
00:33:31My heart is broken.
00:33:35You have broken it.
00:33:40My heart is broken.
00:33:45You have broken it.
00:33:51The one who had complained to me.
00:33:59He has become Mr. Bhatt's son-in-law.
00:34:05Yes.
00:34:09In my hand, I am left with all the sadness.
00:34:17Someone has taken me to Alifa.
00:34:28In life, I have become a fool.
00:34:35I like to call someone else Ranbir.
00:34:48My heart is broken.
00:34:53You broke it.
00:34:56My heart is broken.
00:35:01You broke it.
00:35:04My heart is broken.
00:35:09You broke it.
00:35:12My heart is broken.
00:35:17You broke it.
00:35:20My heart is broken.
00:35:25You broke it.
00:35:29I will never forget
00:35:31The one who is dear to me
00:35:37Has become your pet
00:35:48Come
00:35:51This is also not opening
00:35:56This is also stuck
00:35:58Ms. Archana, everything is stuck
00:36:04Pappu
00:36:06Pappu, open it
00:36:07Open it
00:36:26The one who is dear to me
00:36:30Has become someone else's lover
00:36:40Kapil, I want to go home
00:36:42I want to go home
00:36:43Kapil, I want to go home
00:36:44Kapil, I want to go home
00:36:45Kapil, I want to go home
00:36:47Kapil, I want to go home
00:36:48Tell me, who has stopped you?
00:36:50My shyness, I want to go home
00:36:53Who has stopped you?
00:36:56Me
00:36:58Hello
00:37:01I don't want to go to my house
00:37:03I want to go to her house
00:37:08Come
00:37:10Please, can anything be done?
00:37:12No, nothing can be done
00:37:14My heart is broken
00:37:20You have broken it
00:37:23My heart is broken
00:37:26If it doesn't happen, then it's okay
00:37:28Wish you a married life, happy
00:37:30Thank you
00:37:40Sorry Alia, she says anything
00:37:42And you know, people say anything about celebrities
00:37:44People get itching to comment
00:37:46I will show you something
00:37:48Please, show it here
00:37:50Very funny, 3 in 1
00:37:59So, this is Alia and Ranbir's photo
00:38:02It's a very nice picture
00:38:03Let's see the comments below
00:38:04Oh God
00:38:06Looks like the invitation has only come to Alia
00:38:08That's why Ranbir has covered his face
00:38:13Where were you going, Alia?
00:38:14Which photo is this?
00:38:16This is Anant Ambani's wedding photo
00:38:18Okay, let's see the comments
00:38:22Alia also likes it
00:38:23First, let's see what's in the buffet
00:38:24According to that, we will put a gift in the envelope
00:38:29What gift will we give them?
00:38:33They don't deserve it
00:38:35Show us more
00:38:38Madam, Ranbir's kajal has spread
00:38:45Someone replied to him
00:38:47His kajal didn't spread
00:38:48You are spreading it by drinking
00:38:52Show us more
00:38:53People are too funny
00:38:54So funny
00:38:57Oh, Karan sir, what are you doing?
00:39:03The most gorgeous stay
00:39:04The best hospitality
00:39:05Best food and the best energy
00:39:07You can encounter it
00:39:08Hotel property
00:39:09Suryagad
00:39:10When they give you a stay in a hotel for free
00:39:12You have to write it
00:39:15I know
00:39:16I don't know why you lie
00:39:17Shaul by Vipul Shah
00:39:19So, Shaul was also a sponsor?
00:39:22No, I think I bought Shaul
00:39:24But I thought of promoting him
00:39:26So sweet
00:39:27It's thoughtful
00:39:28Yes, show us
00:39:30If Batman was born in Rajasthan
00:39:34It's good
00:39:36The comments that you have done
00:39:38The other comments
00:39:39Thank you
00:39:40We are not reading those
00:39:41Because they will be R-rated
00:39:44Show us more
00:39:47Uncle is upset that he didn't get an important name for the wedding
00:39:52Show us more
00:39:53Too good
00:39:55I saw him while getting this photo clicked
00:39:57Then he flew away
00:40:03Show us more
00:40:06After sitting on a camel
00:40:07The condition is like this
00:40:13Good God
00:40:14If he had sat on Rajasthan's hot sand
00:40:16Sometimes happiness, sometimes sorrow
00:40:17Both would have turned red
00:40:22Thank you
00:40:26Show us more
00:40:35What is this Vedang?
00:40:36Where is this photo from?
00:40:37I don't know
00:40:38It was a concert
00:40:39I went there
00:40:40This is also the same
00:40:41For free
00:40:43Nice picture
00:40:44Let's see the comments
00:40:47Vedang, while explaining to the security
00:40:48Believe me
00:40:49I am 18 years older
00:40:52My beard, moustache
00:40:53Don't go
00:40:56Show us more
00:40:57Very good
00:40:59When I don't get an entry
00:41:00I also come out of the gate
00:41:01Take a picture like this
00:41:02And put it
00:41:07Show us more
00:41:10Vasanth sir's photo
00:41:11Chin up
00:41:12Vasanth sir, where did you click this photo?
00:41:14This was a non-fiction series
00:41:16So I think
00:41:18It had something to do with that
00:41:19Let's see the comments
00:41:22Chamburka Einstein
00:41:29Look at Einstein's spelling
00:41:32I thought my English is bad
00:41:34After fighting with him
00:41:42Chamburka Einstein
00:41:46Looks like he has a hangover
00:41:48That's why he has a lemon tree at home
00:41:51Chamburka Einstein
00:41:56Vasanth sir is the best
00:42:03Alia
00:42:04Too good
00:42:06Let's see more
00:42:09I don't understand
00:42:10Are your hair more or lemon?
00:42:15The hangover was too good
00:42:18Too good
00:42:19Show us more
00:42:20Sir, are you posing
00:42:21Or are you waiting for the bathroom to get empty?
00:42:26Someone replied
00:42:27Sir, don't wait
00:42:28Knock on the door
00:42:29Otherwise people often
00:42:30Open Instagram in the bathroom
00:42:31And sit
00:42:33That's true
00:42:37Show us more
00:42:39Sir, is it necessary
00:42:40To keep hair on your head
00:42:41For such thick hair?
00:42:43Or does it also happen with oil?
00:42:47Too good
00:42:48Show us more
00:42:50This is Alia's photo
00:42:51It was a call to the garden of time
00:42:53An ode to art and eternity
00:42:54Wow
00:42:55It's a very long caption
00:42:56Very long
00:42:57Which photo is this, Alia?
00:42:58This is Met Gala
00:43:00Very nice
00:43:01It's a very good picture
00:43:02Let's see the comments
00:43:05Looks like his mom
00:43:06Got him shopping
00:43:07That's why he got a big size
00:43:10Someone replied
00:43:11Son, I think your dad
00:43:12Got you a mobile too
00:43:18Show us more
00:43:20If this sari gets old
00:43:21You can get it made
00:43:22Of this
00:43:26Nice
00:43:27Very nice
00:43:28A big round of applause
00:43:29For our funny comments
00:43:33Such a beautiful dress
00:43:34Alia, didn't it cross your mind
00:43:35That actually
00:43:36Someone had written
00:43:37That I should cut it
00:43:38And make a separate sari
00:43:40No
00:43:41But learn from Archana
00:43:43All her dresses
00:43:45She gets it cut
00:43:46And makes kurtas
00:43:50That 6 feet
00:43:512 inches tall man
00:43:53Can he make kurtas
00:43:54By cutting my clothes
00:43:56He can
00:43:57That's why I ask
00:43:58Whenever Parmeet sir comes
00:43:59Why do all his kurtas
00:44:00Look like a frog
00:44:02They are open from below
00:44:04It happens
00:44:05A common man
00:44:06Like Dinesh
00:44:07Had a big cloth shop
00:44:09So he got the curtains made
00:44:11A little cloth was left
00:44:12So he made a lungi for his dad
00:44:14He had to wash the curtains once
00:44:15The curtain maker came
00:44:17That lungi
00:44:20Oh God
00:44:21So his dad
00:44:22Became a film trophy
00:44:29Sir, this film
00:44:30Is about the bonding
00:44:31Between a sister and a brother
00:44:33You all know
00:44:34Karan sir and Alia's bonding
00:44:35Let's do a small test
00:44:37How much bonding
00:44:38Do you have
00:44:39I'll say some lines
00:44:40You'll have headphones
00:44:41On your ears
00:44:42Oh God
00:44:43You'll have to
00:44:44Look at the lift movement
00:44:45And guess what I said
00:44:46And then
00:44:47You'll have to
00:44:48Translate Alia
00:44:49What does Alia say
00:44:50To Vedant
00:44:51And what does it become
00:44:52By the time you reach there
00:44:53So we all have headphones
00:44:54Yes
00:45:03This game will be played honestly
00:45:05Okay, the first one is
00:45:06Saturday became Sunday
00:45:12Saturday became Sunday
00:45:14Six-packed barfi
00:45:20Say it again
00:45:21Saturday
00:45:22Became Sunday
00:45:23Sister-in-law with brother-in-law
00:45:24Brother-in-law ran away
00:45:27Oh my God
00:45:33Whatever you understood
00:45:35Six-packed barfi
00:45:36Big hearted
00:45:47Six-packed barfi
00:45:50Six-packed
00:45:51Six-packed
00:45:53Six-packed barfi
00:45:54Became big hearted
00:45:58Six-packed barfi
00:46:01Something something barfi
00:46:02Barfi
00:46:08What did you say
00:46:09Say it again
00:46:12Six-packed barfi
00:46:14Became big hearted
00:46:15Big hearted
00:46:16I don't know
00:46:20Six-packed barfi
00:46:22Six-packed barfi
00:46:24I've done rubbish
00:46:27What was the second one
00:46:30Six-packed barfi
00:46:34I'm lost
00:46:37Six-packed barfi
00:46:39Six-packed barfi
00:46:41Six-packed barfi
00:46:45Big hearted
00:46:46Big hearted
00:46:47Six-packed barfi
00:46:48Big hearted
00:46:49Six-packed barfi
00:46:50Big hearted
00:46:51Is mine louder
00:46:52Very nice
00:46:53Done
00:46:58What was it
00:47:00You said
00:47:02Six-packed barfi
00:47:03Became big hearted
00:47:04What did you say
00:47:05I said jail-packed barfi
00:47:06Became big hearted
00:47:08But I said jail
00:47:09I heard
00:47:10Six-packed barfi
00:47:11Big hearted
00:47:13The line was
00:47:14Saturday
00:47:15Became Sunday
00:47:16Brother-in-law with sister-in-law
00:47:17Brother-in-law ran away
00:47:23Let's change it now
00:47:24Alia
00:47:25Alia you come here
00:47:26Yes
00:47:27Let's start with Alia
00:47:28I have the worst ability to read
00:47:30Yeah
00:47:31I'm also really bad
00:47:32Okay
00:47:33My beloved
00:47:35Very stingy
00:47:37Where should I drink
00:47:38ABC juice
00:47:40Say it again
00:47:41My beloved
00:47:43Very stingy
00:47:44Where should I drink
00:47:45ABC juice
00:47:50Last time
00:47:54My beloved
00:47:55My beloved
00:47:56Very stingy
00:47:57Very stingy
00:47:59Where should I drink
00:48:00ABC juice
00:48:04My beloved
00:48:06My beloved
00:48:15My beloved
00:48:16Became stingy
00:48:18Sanjay Mahim
00:48:24My beloved
00:48:25Became stingy
00:48:27Where should I drink
00:48:28My own juice
00:48:35Sunday
00:48:36Monday
00:48:37Became shoes
00:48:38Which one will you choose
00:48:40Nice one
00:48:45Save
00:48:51How stingy you have become
00:48:56Now go and drink juice
00:48:58Something
00:48:59Now go and drink juice
00:49:02How stingy you have become
00:49:04You have taken whose goose
00:49:07You have taken whose goose
00:49:08Go, go and drink
00:49:09Orange juice
00:49:10Yes
00:49:12Orange juice
00:49:14Come on, come on.
00:49:16Whose poop did you take?
00:49:20Whose poop did you take?
00:49:22Go and drink orange juice.
00:49:27Drink orange juice.
00:49:33Whose poop did you take?
00:49:36Whose poop did you take?
00:49:39Drink orange juice.
00:49:40I can't hear you.
00:49:45Alia, what did you hear?
00:49:47My beloved is a miser.
00:49:49From where should I get my juice?
00:49:53And what did you hear?
00:49:54You have taken such a big one.
00:49:56Now go and drink orange juice.
00:49:58And what did you hear?
00:49:59Whose poop did you take?
00:50:01Go and drink orange juice.
00:50:03Whose poop did you take?
00:50:05Drink orange juice.
00:50:06And the line was, my beloved is a miser.
00:50:08From where should I get my ABC juice?
00:50:11Not bad.
00:50:12Not bad.
00:50:13A big round of applause for our guests.
00:50:16Come on, Alia.
00:50:19Best performance by Karan Johar.
00:50:27Alia, do you know how many copies of yours are in the market?
00:50:31Which one?
00:50:34You mean my own copy?
00:50:35Yes, many copies of yours are in the market.
00:50:38What do you mean?
00:50:39Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:50:42Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:50:45Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:50:48Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:50:51Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:50:54Gangubai, you go ahead.
00:51:05I, Gangubai,
00:51:07have not left my virginity.
00:51:09I have not made my virginity.
00:51:14Wow.
00:51:15It is very difficult to play the role of Gangubai
00:51:17being Rahim Lala.
00:51:19Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:51:22Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:51:25Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:51:27A big round of applause for all our guests.
00:51:30Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:51:32How much more should I go ahead?
00:51:36Should I sit on Vasan Mala's lap?
00:51:39Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:51:43I am telling you, this is what they do.
00:51:46That day, I was going on the road
00:51:48and all the dogs were barking.
00:51:50They were shouting from behind,
00:51:51Gangubai, you go ahead. I am with you.
00:51:54I went ahead.
00:51:55The dogs went ahead.
00:51:57The dogs ran away from behind.
00:52:01Gangubai's Kathiawadi
00:52:04got 14 injections that day.
00:52:11Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:52:13Get out, all of you. Get out.
00:52:21How are you, Mr. Karan?
00:52:22Very good.
00:52:23Greetings.
00:52:24How is Dharma?
00:52:25Great.
00:52:26You have produced Jigra.
00:52:28Can I tell you something about Jigra?
00:52:30Yes.
00:52:31I have seen Bombay Velvet four times.
00:52:33This is not Jigra.
00:52:34It is very Jigra to see Bombay Velvet four times.
00:52:42It is not easy.
00:52:44What have you come to do?
00:52:45Gangu 24-25, 22-22.
00:52:47I will tell you what I have come to do.
00:52:49I have come to duplicate Alia Bhatt.
00:52:54What do you mean?
00:52:55I will explain.
00:52:56What has happened is,
00:52:58there is a Sikh in Bombay.
00:53:00His son is getting married.
00:53:01He is a big fan of Bollywood.
00:53:03But he cannot afford Bollywood.
00:53:05So he has called all the duplicate people.
00:53:07He is a big fan of Alia Bhatt.
00:53:09He says, I want at least three Alia Bhatts.
00:53:12We have two.
00:53:13If you become the third one,
00:53:14will you come with us?
00:53:15Who is the second one?
00:53:28Alia Bhatt
00:53:30Another Alia Bhatt
00:53:42What does the audience say?
00:53:45What does the audience say?
00:53:49It seems that very big people have come today!
00:53:53Hi Balasaheb!
00:53:56How are you sir?
00:53:57Yes, sir.
00:53:58Oh.
00:54:00Sir, this Olympic guy, Niraj Chopra,
00:54:03don't you get along with him?
00:54:05Why not?
00:54:06Whenever he goes to play, he throws a ball.
00:54:11Sorry, sir.
00:54:12We are fake, duplicate.
00:54:14Our humor is always like this.
00:54:19He throws a ball there.
00:54:21Are you an AD?
00:54:22I'm not an AD, but Karan sir was an AD.
00:54:24Huh?
00:54:26Yes, you were an AD in DDLJ, right?
00:54:37You were an AD, right?
00:54:38Why are you calling me an AD?
00:54:40First tell me, why did you come late?
00:54:42Tell me.
00:54:43I didn't come late, you came late.
00:54:45Then why are you shouting?
00:54:46I'm telling you.
00:54:50Actually, sir, we are duplicates.
00:54:52And I had a show in Bhandup.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:55Yes, we get Rs. 1,200-1,500 there.
00:54:57And 100-200 kids wanted to do this.
00:55:01So, Karan sir, I did this.
00:55:03And I moved aside.
00:55:05Then the fathers of the kids lined up.
00:55:09They said, do this with us too.
00:55:14I got very scared.
00:55:16That empty-handed Ranveer Singh,
00:55:18he got scared and ran away, sir.
00:55:20Because he wanted to do this.
00:55:21Yes, sir.
00:55:22You should have called me.
00:55:29Why should we call you?
00:55:30We will personally come to your house.
00:55:32You tell us then.
00:55:36That Ranveer Singh from Simba,
00:55:38he came and saved us.
00:55:40You have so many Ranveer Singhs here.
00:55:41We have a whole group, sir.
00:55:43A group of duplicates.
00:55:44We have 12 Ranveer Singhs.
00:55:46Okay.
00:55:47We have Ajay Devgn 20.
00:55:48Yes.
00:55:49Yes, yes.
00:55:50But we have only one Archana Puran Singh.
00:55:55Archana has only one duplicate.
00:55:56No, not duplicate.
00:55:57The original one comes with us for work.
00:56:01Oh, God!
00:56:03Karan sir is our duplicate association's head.
00:56:10So, you know what his main job is?
00:56:12Yes.
00:56:13The set people who sign us for the show,
00:56:16she comes first and gives them drinks.
00:56:20Why?
00:56:21So, when they finish 8-10 packs,
00:56:22when we enter, they look like the original ones.
00:56:26Like this.
00:56:29Do you remember once?
00:56:30There was a bald uncle.
00:56:32You forgot to give him a drink.
00:56:34Then?
00:56:35Karan sir, I swear,
00:56:36Alia came to me looking like this.
00:56:39She said,
00:56:40Alia Bhatt is so tall.
00:56:43I said, sir,
00:56:44I have become a little tall after marriage.
00:56:48She said,
00:56:49I have heard that people become fat after marriage.
00:56:52So, I said,
00:56:53whatever you have heard,
00:56:54she is the same Alia.
00:57:03You get it later.
00:57:04But Alia, I am telling the truth.
00:57:05There is a lot of advantage of being a duplicate.
00:57:07Now, be original.
00:57:08How many movies will you do in a year?
00:57:10How many movies will you do in a year?
00:57:12You will do 2, 3, 4.
00:57:14But we are busy the whole year.
00:57:16Yes.
00:57:17Birthday party, moon dance, marriage, etc.
00:57:19We are very busy.
00:57:21I was saying,
00:57:22you join our group, Alia.
00:57:24You are troubling our guests.
00:57:25They don't want to do any show of yours.
00:57:26Okay, no problem.
00:57:27He is scolding me.
00:57:28Let's do one thing.
00:57:29I know who can convince Alia.
00:57:31Who can convince her?
00:57:32He must be coming now.
00:57:33What?
00:57:34Yes.
00:57:40Bye-bye, Alia.
00:58:03Super.
00:58:10Hey Mukesh, what are you doing?
00:58:30This is a ladies' cycle and when I see a ladies' cycle, my arms go wide.
00:58:38Hey, how many times have I told you not to do it so naturally?
00:58:43If you do it naturally, people start abusing me later that I can't do it well.
00:58:51Do it as much as you get paid.
00:58:54Hey, what have you done? Why did you remove the cycle's seat?
00:58:58This doesn't require locking the cycle.
00:59:07If someone steals it, then something happens to him.
00:59:13You won't understand.
00:59:15I'll give you an induction. This is our group's S.R.K.
00:59:20You tell me yours, because until you tell me, you won't get hurt.
00:59:26Don't go on my physics. If I say too much, they'll beat you up.
00:59:30Hey, I have 21 dialogues and you'll say that they'll beat me up.
00:59:33You won't let me speak.
00:59:35Sorry, sorry.
00:59:37Listen Mukesh, only you can convince Alia.
00:59:42No, I can't convince her, because she is not Jhat, but Alia Bhatt.
00:59:51To convince her, I'll have to call a board meeting.
00:59:54Board meeting?
01:00:04He's here.
01:00:08Now here's the plan.
01:00:11What do you have to do to duplicate Alia?
01:00:23What do you have to do?
01:00:25Hey, natural.
01:00:28Listen.
01:00:29You don't need to be so natural.
01:00:33Safina, you're here.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:37And Gangubai, you're here.
01:00:39Okay, so I'm here.
01:00:41Okay, you're Gangubai.
01:00:43Wait a minute. Gangubai, you're here.
01:00:49I'm not that fat.
01:00:51Okay, Gangubai, you're here.
01:00:53Okay, okay.
01:00:55Food is served here.
01:00:57Safina, you have to keep looking at the food.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:01And a client is sitting here.
01:01:04You have to keep an eye on the client as well.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:07And there's a driver here.
01:01:08You...
01:01:09One second.
01:01:17What happened?
01:01:20There's someone here who's listening to our planning.
01:01:23Huh?
01:01:26Mukesh, did you eat dates in the morning?
01:01:28In the morning?
01:01:33Move, move, move.
01:01:35He's gone.
01:01:36He's gone?
01:01:37Now listen to what you have to do.
01:01:40There's a driver here.
01:01:41You have to go to the driver.
01:01:43Okay?
01:01:44You have to tell the driver that you have to go home.
01:01:45You have to go home after two hours.
01:01:46You have to go home.
01:01:49One second.
01:01:52What?
01:01:53Is the plan ready?
01:01:54Is the plan ready?
01:01:55No.
01:01:56He's become a rat.
01:01:58That's rude.
01:02:00It's okay.
01:02:02We'll put this rat in the cage.
01:02:05And now you have to come to me from here.
01:02:13What is he doing?
01:02:21What happened?
01:02:22What happened?
01:02:24I was the one who was listening to him.
01:02:29Listen.
01:02:30You take this rat and leave him outside.
01:02:36You have 70 minutes.
01:02:43Why?
01:02:48Alia, you have 70 minutes.
01:02:51You have to be the fake Alia.
01:02:52And remember.
01:02:54Yes, but for the fake Alia,
01:02:55I have to give her an audition.
01:02:59Alia, you have to do one thing.
01:03:00No, no.
01:03:01I'm not done with the 70 minutes yet.
01:03:02Are you done?
01:03:07In the wedding,
01:03:08if no one recognizes you,
01:03:10you're the real Alia.
01:03:11You have to eat there too.
01:03:13Eat a lot.
01:03:15You have to eat a lot of Rasmalai in plates.
01:03:20You have to go to the hotel
01:03:21and pick up shampoo, conditioner, and moisturizer.
01:03:25Bathroom.
01:03:26You have to steal the bathroom too.
01:03:27No, I was caught.
01:03:33I have stolen it four times.
01:03:34No, no, no.
01:03:35I have stolen it four times.
01:03:36No, no, no.
01:03:38I had taken out the fan.
01:03:40You get caught in the bathroom.
01:03:42Fan.
01:03:45Okay, okay, okay.
01:03:49I think,
01:03:51Alia.
01:03:53Today,
01:03:55you have to be the real Alia.
01:03:57So that Ranbir doesn't recognize you
01:04:00that you're the real Alia.
01:04:03You're the one on the right,
01:04:04or you're the one on the left.
01:04:05You're the one on the right,
01:04:06or you're the one on the left.
01:04:08Right, left.
01:04:09You're love.
01:04:11You're the one in the middle.
01:04:21Do you know why?
01:04:22Why?
01:04:23Because the show is in the Middle East.
01:04:27Oh!
01:04:32I think she's convinced.
01:04:33Over to you.
01:04:35What?
01:04:36How can we convince her?
01:04:38We have to take her audition.
01:04:39Let's say a dialogue.
01:04:40Do one thing.
01:04:41Say a dialogue from Gully Boy.
01:04:44First,
01:04:45there's a line.
01:04:46Give me the cue.
01:04:47What do you want to say?
01:04:48I'll act on the cue.
01:04:49Why did you hit me?
01:04:50Whatever it is,
01:04:51why did you hit me?
01:04:52Okay?
01:04:53Director, say action.
01:04:55Action.
01:04:58Why did you hit me?
01:05:00Whatever it is,
01:05:01why did you hit me?
01:05:02If you mess with my boyfriend,
01:05:04I'll beat you up.
01:05:05I'll beat you up.
01:05:13It doesn't feel like a duplicate.
01:05:15We need something like that.
01:05:16Yours is a good one.
01:05:17Okay.
01:05:18We need a duplicate.
01:05:21There's a thought process
01:05:22for acting.
01:05:23Do you understand?
01:05:24Yes, I understand.
01:05:25I'll tell you.
01:05:26Think about it.
01:05:27Okay.
01:05:28You're not Kapoor's wife,
01:05:29you're Gafoor's wife.
01:05:35So,
01:05:36if you think about it,
01:05:37it'll turn out to be a duplicate.
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:41Gafoor's wife.
01:05:42Okay.
01:05:43Say it again.
01:05:44Let's do one thing.
01:05:45Say a line from Raazi.
01:05:46Which line?
01:05:47I want to go home.
01:05:48I want to go home.
01:05:49I want to go home.
01:05:50That's fine.
01:05:52I want to go home.
01:05:56I want to go home.
01:05:58I want to go home.
01:05:59I want to go home.
01:06:01No, no, no.
01:06:03It's good.
01:06:06I think it's good.
01:06:07It's okay.
01:06:09What do you say, Mukesh?
01:06:10Mukesh has become Shabra.
01:06:17I think
01:06:19we should dance
01:06:20and see how duplicate it is.
01:06:21Because the dialogues
01:06:22sound real.
01:06:23There's a song like this.
01:06:53Come on.
01:07:00Come on.
01:07:24I've passed.
01:07:25Okay, okay.
01:07:26We'll send you a flight ticket to Dubai.
01:07:28We'll meet you at the event.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:32Bye.
01:07:37A big round of applause for Alia Bhatt,
01:07:39Karan Chauhar, Vedang,
01:07:40and Basant Balakarkal.
01:07:42Come on.
01:07:44Karan sir, we love you.
01:07:46It's always fun when you come.
01:07:49Did you enjoy the show?
01:07:50I love it.
01:07:51I've known Kapil for years.
01:07:53I love you, sir.
01:07:54In fact, I don't know how many times
01:07:55we've hosted together.
01:07:57And when I was judging the reality show,
01:07:59Kapil was the host.
01:08:00Then he found out
01:08:01that hosting is not his thing.
01:08:02And he's the number one comic
01:08:04superstar of this country.
01:08:06Love you, sir.
01:08:07And I would like to congratulate you
01:08:09that wherever you've gone,
01:08:11you've created a sensation.
01:08:16It's one of the most light, happy,
01:08:18very positive environment.
01:08:19And genuinely, when I travel,
01:08:21people come to meet me.
01:08:22They say,
01:08:23Alia ma'am, we love you.
01:08:25I've seen your film,
01:08:26but I've seen your Kapil episode.
01:08:28Like you said in the beginning,
01:08:29you're in 192 countries.
01:08:31You're at home.
01:08:32And may you reach all the countries
01:08:34in the world.
01:08:45May you reach all the countries in the world
01:08:47and keep flying.
01:08:51Thank you for your kind words, Alia.
01:08:53Alia, when you came to our show for the first time,
01:08:55you were very young then.
01:08:56You started in films.
01:08:57Yes.
01:08:58And today, seeing you at such a big level,
01:08:59we feel very proud.
01:09:00And we have a lot of good wishes for Jigra.
01:09:02And thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
01:09:04Vedam, Vasant sir, Taran sir, Alia.
01:09:07And friends,
01:09:09like every relationship has its own bonding,
01:09:11similarly, we have our own bonding.
01:09:13Keep giving us your love like this
01:09:15and keep watching The Great Indian Couple Show.
01:09:17Good night.
01:09:19Today, Saturday will be a Saturday.
01:09:21Only on Netflix.
01:09:23Good night.
01:09:44Queen Mother, look at this.
01:09:45Who all have come to Netflix Sultanate today?
01:09:48The king of Natu Natu Sultanate,
01:09:50NTR,
01:09:52the king of Ole Ole Empire,
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01:09:56and the princess of Boni Sultanate,
01:09:58Jhanvi.
01:10:00What happened?
01:10:01Queen Mother, why don't you tie up your kingdom properly?
01:10:05When they were shooting in Hyderabad,
01:10:07I sent them good food twice.
01:10:10Sir, it's been a day since I came here.
01:10:12You didn't even get a piece, sir.
01:10:13Forget about them,
01:10:14you didn't even deliver the restaurant.
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01:10:26Everything is working.
01:10:29You have a horse here.
01:10:30It's a cycle, sir, I think.
01:10:31It looks like a cycle from the naked eye.
01:10:33After VFX, it looks like a horse.
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