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00:00I'm going to tell you the truth.
00:04Our politicians have ruined our country.
00:07A scientist cut both the wings of a fly and asked it to fly.
00:11The fly didn't fly.
00:12The scientist wrote that if you cut both the wings of a fly, it can't hear.
00:21No one asks the reason for living.
00:23They say no one asks the reason for living, but after death everyone asks.
00:26Oh, how did he die?
00:31Once there were six mosquitoes in his house.
00:34His wife screamed.
00:35The helicopter came.
00:40I have a flower in my hand.
00:42Is there a problem?
00:43I have a flower in my hand.
00:44Is there a problem?
00:45I have a flower in my hand.
00:46Is there a problem?
00:47Is there a problem if I marry you after Eid?
00:50Is there a problem if I marry you after Eid?
00:54If a boy says that girls look like poison to him, it means that he belongs to a fresh society.
01:04If you are talking about biscuits, I would like to make a request to biscuit companies.
01:10Please mention how many times biscuits can be dipped in tea.
01:21I have seen some elders.
01:22When they are not able to explain their point properly, they say that this is not your age.
01:26This is my experience.
01:32They say that the whole world is unfaithful.
01:34Why is the whole world unfaithful?
01:36Why is the class not unfaithful?
01:42What happens in our country is not happening anywhere in the world.
01:45The world has reached the moon.
01:46It is a big deal if a person from our country comes back home.
01:54I swear on no one.
01:56I swear on no one.
01:57I swear on no one.
01:58I swear on no one.
01:59I swear on no one.
02:00Shoot love.
02:02Let's have breakfast.
02:03Let's have breakfast.
02:21Only a woman can make a man a millionaire.
02:24But the condition is that he should be a millionaire first.
02:26I swear on no one.
02:27I swear on no one.
02:28I swear on no one.
02:29I swear on no one.
02:30If we talk about Ramadan, two mosquitoes were talking to each other.
02:33They said that whoever sucks blood during Ramadan, he tastes like Rooh Afza.
02:42You see, so many people are being cheated in love.
02:44The boy cheated his girlfriend.
02:45The girl cursed her boyfriend in a poetic way.
02:48Go, your Facebook will be hacked.
02:50Password will be stolen.
02:51Go, your Facebook will be hacked.
02:53Password will be stolen.
02:55Go, your Facebook will be hacked.
02:57Password will be stolen.
02:58Your card is stuck in the ATM.
03:00And it is written, sorry.
03:06First of all, I want to dedicate a poem to both of them.
03:08Which I am saying with a lot of heart.
03:09Pillay and Bilal's 2p2 for you.
03:112p2?
03:12I can call you the moon, but there is a stain in it.
03:15I can call you the moon, but there is a stain in it.
03:17I can call you the moon, but there is a stain in it.
03:20I can call you the sun, but there is a fire in it.
03:23I can call you a monkey, but there is a brain in it.
03:30You see, a teacher was teaching children to beg.
03:33I said, sir, you are a teacher and teaching children to beg.
03:36What is that teacher saying?
03:37He is saying, maybe one of these children will grow up and become a politician.
03:44I remembered this from husband and wife.
03:46Husband and wife went to the doctor.
03:48But what did the doctor do?
03:49He took out the thermometer and put it in his mouth in front of his husband.
03:51And told him, now you have to be quiet.
03:53His wife was quiet.
03:54When he took out the thermometer, his husband asked him, tell me one thing.
03:57How much does this machine cost?
04:02You will agree with this.
04:03In today's time, when a girl calls her friend and says,
04:06Listen, I need Rs. 20,000.
04:07The boy says, send your phone number.
04:09I will transfer it right now.
04:10And when we call our friend and say,
04:12No, I need Rs. 20,000.
04:13He says, keep the phone.
04:14I have come to you.
04:15Laughing
04:19When you wake up in foreign countries, you hear,
04:21Have a nice day.
04:22Good morning.
04:23Have a lovely day.
04:24And when you wake up in our country, you hear,
04:26Get the juicer and grinder fixed.
04:29Get the roller fixed.
04:31Laughing
04:35Now you see, the girl said to her mother,
04:37Mother, I am going into depression.
04:38Mother said, okay, come home before 7 in the evening.
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