Housefull 2 Movie part 1 Hd
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00:00:00It's your cue to bring the animals forward when I say so.
00:00:12You two, I want you over there.
00:00:14You're not needed.
00:00:15You've got one hour before the show.
00:00:16Stop right there.
00:00:17Heena Kapoor, designated member of the law organization, Loving Animals Worldwide.
00:00:20Boys, take all the animals.
00:00:21You can't do this.
00:00:22I'll show you.
00:00:28I'll show you.
00:00:32And who are you?
00:00:37Bobby Kapoor, designated member of the law department, Loving Animals Worldwide.
00:00:43And how many are there worldwide?
00:00:45And this is the head of our department.
00:00:50This sting operation was conducted by me, sir.
00:00:53What can a scorpion do? Sting operation.
00:00:56Look, look, one second.
00:00:57The credit of this raid goes to both of you.
00:00:59And this raid is nothing, Bobby.
00:01:01You have kept a pet at home. A python.
00:01:03If a python doesn't stay in his house, where else will it stay?
00:01:06His entire family is full of snakes in his house.
00:01:08Hey, don't talk too much.
00:01:10You have kept a crocodile in your house of all the animals.
00:01:13Because without a crocodile, your family keeps on making noise.
00:01:16Shut up, Bobby. You shut up, Hina.
00:01:17Just mind your business, okay?
00:01:18You mind your language.
00:01:19You come here, you f**k.
00:01:20You get out of my way.
00:01:21You slutty rat.
00:01:22Sir, why are they fighting? And who are they?
00:01:25They are cousins.
00:01:26If both the sisters are like this, then how are their mothers like this?
00:01:30I am Mrs. Kapoor.
00:01:31I have an appointment at 4 o'clock.
00:01:34Excuse me.
00:01:35I am Mrs. Kapoor and I have an appointment at 4 o'clock.
00:01:38Actually, both of them are Mrs. Kapoor.
00:01:41That's why I made a mistake.
00:01:42Look, this is your problem.
00:01:44Now, if you will excuse me.
00:01:45My turn.
00:01:46My turn.
00:01:47She has taken a ton of Botox.
00:01:49What's the use?
00:01:50And you look like a single woman.
00:01:52You look like an old woman.
00:01:53Ma'am, please don't fight like this.
00:01:55Otherwise, your facelift will get shifted.
00:01:58Shut up.
00:01:59His facelift will get shifted. Mine will be first class.
00:02:00Doctor, who are these two?
00:02:02Sisters-in-law.
00:02:03Oh, God.
00:02:04If both of them are like this, then how will their husbands be like this?
00:02:10Good morning, gentlemen.
00:02:12You will be happy to hear that
00:02:14the demand for our United Baby products is not just in the UK,
00:02:17but is spreading all over the world.
00:02:19Sixer.
00:02:19Oh, shut up, Tabu.
00:02:30How did you start the meeting without me?
00:02:34And that too, with the co-chairman of the company.
00:02:38Gentlemen, since the time he has joined our company,
00:02:42the profits of our company have plummeted.
00:02:45Just like him.
00:02:46Hey, Chintu, don't you dare.
00:02:48I will, Tabu. I will.
00:02:50Because you are just Kapoor and son.
00:02:52And I am Kapoor and real son. Real.
00:02:56Jayaz.
00:02:56You are crossing the line, Chintu.
00:03:00My father had crossed the line.
00:03:03He gave birth to a brother.
00:03:05That too, from a different mother.
00:03:06But I was born before that.
00:03:08There was nothing official about it.
00:03:10I was delivered directly.
00:03:11I was delivered for the first time.
00:03:13Don't think you are so great.
00:03:15You are Chintu since you were born.
00:03:17But I am greater than you in respect.
00:03:19Even if you were illegitimate, my father had given us
00:03:22the house, business, everything.
00:03:23That's why we are sharing everything.
00:03:25Hey, remember one thing.
00:03:27Illegitimate are born out of love.
00:03:30Real sons out of duty.
00:03:31Oh, you crazy youth.
00:03:33You and your family have to take advantage of that moment of love
00:03:36and live up to my rights.
00:03:37Otherwise, you, your wife, your daughter,
00:03:39everyone's worth is like a beggar.
00:03:41Hey, don't you dare say my daughter's name.
00:03:44Now I will tell you what my daughter's worth is.
00:03:47When I will get her married in the biggest family in the UK.
00:03:50UK? Uttarakhand?
00:03:53Now you will see where I get my daughter married.
00:03:56And you will get a beggar thief for your daughter.
00:03:58I will get a characterless son-in-law for my daughter.
00:04:01You wait and watch the move.
00:04:03You watch your way, Chintu.
00:04:04I will get the best son-in-law.
00:04:06I will get the best son-in-law.
00:04:07I will get the best son-in-law.
00:04:08I will get the best son-in-law.
00:04:09I will get the best son-in-law.
00:04:29Kapoor and son. Kapoor and real son.
00:04:32Both brothers fought.
00:04:33He will earn money by making pasta.
00:04:34After all, he runs London's most famous marriage bureau.
00:04:37Last pasta, Kapoor.
00:04:38Mummy, I am coming.
00:04:42Where do you eat pasta these days?
00:04:44Since when did you open this marriage bureau?
00:04:45You have become very late.
00:04:47What to do, Mr. Kapoor?
00:04:48These days every young girl's father has only one name.
00:04:51Last pasta.
00:04:53Last pasta for engagement.
00:04:55Last pasta for marriage.
00:04:56And last pasta for wedding night too.
00:04:59I am joking.
00:05:03You will eat alone. Everyone will be hungry.
00:05:05Shut up.
00:05:06Look, Pasta.
00:05:07You can take double the money from me.
00:05:08But for my daughter Hina..
00:05:10..I want London's richest and top boy.
00:05:12I will do it.
00:05:14Hello.
00:05:15Hello, Pasta.
00:05:16You idiot. Come to my house quickly.
00:05:18Okay. Okay.
00:05:19I will come tomorrow.
00:05:20Not tomorrow. Today. Right now.
00:05:22On the spot. Come here.
00:05:24Excuse me, Mr. Kapoor.
00:05:26Where is your bathroom? It is a little urgent.
00:05:29Urgent?
00:05:29Last night I ate the last pasta in the restaurant.
00:05:32Now I am looking for a way to get the last pasta.
00:05:58Prabhu.
00:06:00You are in my bedroom.
00:06:02What are you doing on my bed?
00:06:03I want to spend my life with you.
00:06:05Hey, stop it!
00:06:06I'm joking.
00:06:08That's better.
00:06:09Come on.
00:06:10Look, Pasta.
00:06:11You can take double the money,
00:06:13but I want a top-notch, top-chain guy for my daughter.
00:06:17Okey-dokey, sir.
00:06:18My tongue is like Nikla Teer from a Kamaan.
00:06:22And if you go to that Chapadganju Chintu,
00:06:26I'll put the same arrow in your Kamaan.
00:06:29Get lost!
00:06:30Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:06:35Hello.
00:06:36Pasta.
00:06:37Have you drowned in the potty?
00:06:39For so long?
00:06:41Mr. Kapoor.
00:06:43Do you have a toilet in your house?
00:06:45What?
00:06:46Bathroom.
00:06:50Mummy!
00:06:53You bloody fool.
00:06:54You went to the bathroom.
00:06:55What are you doing in the kitchen?
00:06:56The toilet paper ran out in the toilet,
00:06:58so I came to get some water.
00:07:00I was writing the names of rich and famous people
00:07:02on the toilet paper for your daughter, Heena.
00:07:06You bloody fool.
00:07:07If this toilet paper,
00:07:09on which you have written the names of rich and famous people,
00:07:12falls into the hands of that dabbu,
00:07:14then I'll wash you away.
00:07:16I'll wash you away.
00:07:17Mr. Chintu, how is that possible?
00:07:19I'm your man.
00:07:20Your mouth stinks.
00:07:23Mamma mia, Mr. and Mrs. Rajinder Babwani.
00:07:25Your Chintu Kapoor family will be very happy.
00:07:29Pasta, please speak softly.
00:07:32He has a heart condition.
00:07:33If you speak softly,
00:07:34why does he feel the pain?
00:07:36Once in our factory,
00:07:38thousands of tons of steel fell in front of him.
00:07:41And his eardrums burst.
00:07:43Mamma mia.
00:07:44Gayatri,
00:07:46I'm going to see a girl for Jai.
00:07:48And look, he's not with us today.
00:07:51I wish he was here.
00:07:53Call him.
00:07:54Here you go.
00:08:04Jai sir.
00:08:05Again, sir?
00:08:06Parul, I've told you so many times,
00:08:07you're not just my assistant,
00:08:08you're also my good friend.
00:08:09Please call me Jai.
00:08:11Okay, Jai.
00:08:12That's better.
00:08:14Actually...
00:08:16Yes, tell me.
00:08:17I want to say something.
00:08:20Look, I know what you want to say to me.
00:08:22But before that,
00:08:24I want to say something to you.
00:08:25Yes?
00:08:26One sec.
00:08:27Hey, my dad.
00:08:30Jai, son.
00:08:31Jai, son.
00:08:33I know you've never said anything against me.
00:08:36Actually, son, I called you today
00:08:39because I'm going to see a girl for you.
00:08:43She's from a good family, son.
00:08:46I hope you won't say anything against me.
00:08:48Don't worry, dad.
00:08:50Jai will get what he wants.
00:08:57You were going to say something, right?
00:09:02My dad has fixed my marriage somewhere else.
00:09:07And you don't want to hurt him.
00:09:12Anyways, you were going to say something to me, right?
00:09:15Yes, I wanted to say something.
00:09:19It was a pleasure assisting you, Jai.
00:09:22Goodbye.
00:09:26Wow! Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Rajinder Bhavani.
00:09:29Please carry on with your breakfast, Pani.
00:09:31If you don't mind, can we talk in private?
00:09:34He has a problem with loud voices.
00:09:38Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:09:39I did not know. Sorry.
00:09:41I wanted to ask if your son is here.
00:09:43We have to discuss his life today.
00:09:45How can he come, Mr. Chintu?
00:09:47He's serving time for a girl's murder in Delhi's Tihar Jail.
00:09:50Are you serious?
00:09:51I'm joking.
00:09:52He's shooting for a calendar in Hawaii.
00:09:55He's such a hero.
00:09:57He's so tall.
00:09:58He's so handsome.
00:10:04You're a joker.
00:10:05I'm serious.
00:10:23Excuse me.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28Why? What happened?
00:10:29Why? What happened?
00:10:31Put the samosa down!
00:10:34You're overreacting.
00:10:35Put the laddu down!
00:10:37I'm sure, 100% sure, Jai is not a father.
00:10:40He's a father's son.
00:10:41He's serving time.
00:10:42Mr. Kapoor.
00:10:43Mr. Chintu, you...
00:10:44Put the jalebi down!
00:10:45Jai is a father's son.
00:10:47When did I say he's not?
00:10:49But you're not his father.
00:10:51Your wife took the concept of love thy neighbor very seriously.
00:10:54Please, Mr. Kapoor.
00:10:55Shut up, snake!
00:10:56What's the point of making steel locks all these years...
00:10:59...when the keys to your house were with your neighbor?
00:11:02Mr. Kapoor, have some shame.
00:11:03Shut up, snake!
00:11:04You're unlucky.
00:11:05Your husband is black.
00:11:06Of course, he did black comedy with you.
00:11:08Black comedy!
00:11:09How dare you!
00:11:10Wait! Keep quiet!
00:11:11Hey, Neutron.
00:11:12Get your son's DNA tested.
00:11:14Mom, let's get his ECG tested first.
00:11:17Who knows better who's the stepson and who's the real one?
00:11:20Hey, out! Out! Get out from here! Out!
00:11:22And, Pasta, remember.
00:11:23Don't get such illicit relationships.
00:11:25If you want to get married, get married to a legitimate millionaire.
00:11:27Hinduja, Mittal, JD.
00:11:29Get their son's DNA tested.
00:11:31Or else, don't show me your face.
00:11:33Out!
00:11:39What did you say?
00:11:40Kapoor, right?
00:11:41And you didn't even stop him.
00:11:43What do I do?
00:11:44He kept insulting Uncle and Aunty non-stop.
00:11:46He said so many bad things that Uncle had a heart attack.
00:11:49He said, Hinduja, get their son's DNA tested.
00:11:54What did you say?
00:11:55JD's son?
00:11:56Yes.
00:11:58He wants JD's son, right?
00:12:00Yes.
00:12:01I'll give him JD's son.
00:12:03Because JD's son, Jolly, is my childhood friend.
00:12:07And JD's son will avenge my father's insult.
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00:13:13Come on, Jolly.
00:13:14Not again.
00:13:15Not again.
00:13:16Look, this time I didn't stop while walking.
00:13:17Yes, but you're walking while stopping.
00:13:19Why are you so afraid of your dad?
00:13:21Why am I afraid of my dad?
00:13:22You know, last time I didn't even get off the chopper.
00:13:24And this time, you saw, I've already walked 10 steps.
00:13:26You can see that, right?
00:13:27Let's face it, Jolly.
00:13:28You don't have guts.
00:13:29You've brought me here six times.
00:13:32But you've never introduced me to your dad.
00:13:34Seventh time, ma'am.
00:13:35Shut up, Mike.
00:13:36From now on, I'm going to lead my life the way I want to.
00:13:38I'm a model.
00:13:39I'll shoot bikinis.
00:13:41I'll do hot videos.
00:13:43And you'll get the right to stop me
00:13:45only when you introduce me to your dad.
00:13:47And you'll talk to him.
00:13:48And you'll tell him that you want to marry me.
00:13:51Bye.
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00:15:10Speak up.
00:15:12Speak up.
00:15:14Come on.
00:15:16Wow, Jolly Baba!
00:15:18Maharashtrian boy and Gujarati girl.
00:15:20Legitimate dandy couple.
00:15:22Oh, it's raining here.
00:15:24The water is boiling.
00:15:32Hello.
00:15:34What?
00:15:37See, Jolly?
00:15:39Just like Kapoor gave my father a heart attack,
00:15:41you too, Jolly, will give Kapoor a heart attack.
00:15:44Me?
00:15:45Yes, you, Jolly.
00:15:46Kapoor wants JD's son, right?
00:15:47You're JD's son.
00:15:48You go to his house and fix his daughter's marriage.
00:15:51And on the wedding day, break the marriage.
00:15:53He'll get a heart attack for sure.
00:15:55What if my father JD finds out that I'm here for a fake marriage?
00:15:58No, Jai.
00:16:00I couldn't tell my father about my real girlfriend.
00:16:02Jolly, this is my father.
00:16:03And that is my father.
00:16:04Listen.
00:16:05You don't know my father.
00:16:06When my father gets angry, I lose it.
00:16:12Wait a minute.
00:16:13If I can't do it, someone else can.
00:16:16What do you mean?
00:16:17I mean, Kapoor wants JD's son.
00:16:20Correct?
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:22You know I'm JD's son.
00:16:24I know I'm JD's son.
00:16:26But Kapoor doesn't know who JD's son is.
00:16:28What do you mean?
00:16:29I mean, we'll make someone else JD's son and send him to Kapoor's house.
00:16:33Bingo!
00:16:34And our job will be done.
00:16:35Yo!
00:16:36You mean, fake Jolly?
00:16:37Exactly.
00:16:38Yes!
00:16:39Your plan is good.
00:16:40But we need a big scoundrel for this.
00:16:44Scoundrel?
00:16:46Jai, do you remember that guy from our college?
00:16:48Who?
00:16:49That guy.
00:16:50I don't know about him, but he used to say...
00:16:52Wait a minute.
00:16:53You're not talking about him, are you?
00:16:54Yes, I'm talking about him.
00:16:56He's a big scoundrel.
00:16:58Yes.
00:16:59He's such a big scoundrel.
00:17:00He's not just a scoundrel.
00:17:01He's a thief.
00:17:03And only he can do this job.
00:17:05Perfecto.
00:17:07But what's the name of this scoundrel thief?
00:17:09Max.
00:17:31Hey!
00:17:33Hey!
00:17:54Hmm.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:56I don't know about Italian, but I'll do the job.
00:17:59Thanks, Max.
00:18:00Okay, tell me.
00:18:01How much money will you take?
00:18:03Money?
00:18:04I'll take money from you guys?
00:18:05So sweet.
00:18:06Not money.
00:18:07I'll take pounds.
00:18:08Pounds.
00:18:0950,000 pounds.
00:18:10Cash.
00:18:11Okay, Max.
00:18:12I'll give you 50,000 pounds.
00:18:13But I'll stay with you.
00:18:15I want to see Kapoor suffer.
00:18:18I want to see his reaction when he gets married.
00:18:22Then, Jai, go home with Max...
00:18:24I mean, with JD's son, Jolly, as his driver.
00:18:27Mind-boggling!
00:18:28Both of them will work as screwdrivers.
00:18:30He'll drive the car.
00:18:31And Kapoor's happiness will be screwed.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36From tomorrow, JD's son, Jolly, won't be you.
00:18:38It'll be me.
00:18:39Goodbye.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Wait a minute.
00:18:42Why did you guys call me to Sona for this meeting?
00:18:45Well, Chadiya, we know your reputation.
00:18:48And Sona is the only place where you can't steal anything from us.
00:18:52Really?
00:18:53Chadiya!
00:18:54Chadiya!
00:18:56I mean, Kochi, what can you steal from Sona?
00:19:01Oh, my God!
00:19:02That scoundrel is going to kill me!
00:19:05I have to go home right now.
00:19:07I have to go home right now.
00:19:08My stupid dog is going to bite me.
00:19:11Oh, my God!
00:19:19Wow!
00:19:20This is great!
00:19:21This is great!
00:19:23Even God wants this to be real.
00:19:26Not here, but at real Kapoor's house.
00:19:30This is where you belong.
00:19:34Oh, God!
00:19:35Sorry, sir.
00:19:36I don't know what's wrong with the car.
00:19:42Start it.
00:19:43Sir, I'll check.
00:19:44A driver's carelessness will make JD's son stand in the middle of the road.
00:19:48Sir, I'll check right now.
00:19:49JD's son?
00:19:50Yes.
00:19:51JD's son.
00:19:55Check the car.
00:19:56Yes, sir.
00:19:57Excuse me.
00:19:58I'm Mr. Kapoor.
00:19:59As if I care.
00:20:01Son, you may not recognize me, but I recognize you.
00:20:05You're JD's son, right?
00:20:06Oh, my God!
00:20:08How did you know?
00:20:09I've got a very good idea.
00:20:11Until JD's son's car gets fixed,
00:20:13JD's son can rest in my house.
00:20:15What's JD's son doing here?
00:20:18My name is Jolly.
00:20:19You may not know,
00:20:20but I send cheques to my father every month.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:24Yes.
00:20:25He signs them and sends them back to me.
00:20:27Sense of humor.
00:20:30Where's your house?
00:20:31This is my house.
00:20:32This house?
00:20:35Sir, our car is bigger than this.
00:20:37Wait, wait.
00:20:39It looks like this from here.
00:20:40It's huge from the inside.
00:20:42Come, come.
00:20:43Come.
00:20:47Hey, Kapoor.
00:20:48Sir.
00:20:49Mr. Kapoor.
00:20:51Your watch fell down.
00:20:53At least I got something to look at.
00:20:55You come too.
00:20:56I'll treat you to tea and biscuits.
00:20:58Come, come.
00:20:59Come, come.
00:21:01Meet my wife, Dolly.
00:21:02Dolly.
00:21:03The only son of multi-billionaire JD Seth.
00:21:05Jolly.
00:21:06Jolly.
00:21:07Dolly.
00:21:08Jolly.
00:21:09Let's play Holi.
00:21:10Excuse me, sir.
00:21:11But instead of staying in this hut,
00:21:12I'll arrange a taxi for the airport.
00:21:14You two-bit servant.
00:21:16Look at the time.
00:21:17Mr. Flight.
00:21:18There are no flights for the next 24 hours.
00:21:21This is great.
00:21:22Superb.
00:21:23Hi, Dad.
00:21:30Hey, this is my daughter, Bobby.
00:21:32And look who has come to our house.
00:21:34Mr. JD, the multi-billionaire's son.
00:21:36Jolly.
00:21:38Your jacket...
00:21:39For this.
00:21:40This is pure leather.
00:21:41I love leather.
00:21:43Leather?
00:21:44Like this belt.
00:21:45I don't know about mine.
00:21:46But this is made of...
00:21:48Pure snake skin.
00:21:49Snake skin.
00:21:50And these shoes...
00:21:51They're crocodile shoes.
00:21:52Crocodile.
00:21:53Sir, tell us about the leopard.
00:21:54Of course.
00:21:55And my car.
00:21:56The seat in my car.
00:21:57Pure leopard skin.
00:21:58Leopard?
00:21:59The same leopard that sir blew out of his car.
00:22:04Shut up!
00:22:06You're a murderer.
00:22:08You rich brats demand animal skin.
00:22:12They die.
00:22:14And you're showing off.
00:22:24You should be hanged to death.
00:22:44She used to abuse me so much.
00:22:46I used to feel so bad.
00:22:49Son, keep remembering her.
00:22:51My job will be done.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53I mean...
00:22:54Let's do something else.
00:22:55Come on, come on.
00:22:56Are you going to eat?
00:22:57Even dogs eat.
00:22:58Do dogs drink?
00:23:00Come on, come on.
00:23:01Let's go to my bar.
00:23:02It'll be fun.
00:23:03You go.
00:23:04Let's go.
00:23:05Come, come, please.
00:23:08It'll be fun when you get a heart attack.
00:23:14Sir.
00:23:15Jolly, son.
00:23:16It's too late.
00:23:18You sleep here tonight.
00:23:20How will you drive after drinking so much?
00:23:23Hello.
00:23:24I'm the driver.
00:23:25I'll drive the car.
00:23:27Rascal.
00:23:28How can a driver drive a car when the boss is around?
00:23:32Here.
00:23:33Jolly.
00:23:36What do you think about marriage?
00:23:39I want a relationship that brings a lot of money.
00:23:44Me too.
00:23:48Sense of humor.
00:23:52Son-in-law.
00:23:53What did you say?
00:23:55I said, son-yellow.
00:23:58I don't know about son-yellow.
00:24:00But I liked it when I heard son-in-law.
00:24:04Say it again.
00:24:06Son-in-law.
00:24:07Again.
00:24:08Son-in-law.
00:24:09Now you say it.
00:24:11Father-in-law.
00:24:12Father-in-law.
00:24:14Father-in-law.
00:24:15Father-in-law.
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:18Son-in-law.
00:24:30Hey, you.
00:24:31Hey, you.
00:24:33Come out, you.
00:24:35Who is barking so early in the morning?
00:24:37Hey, Daboo.
00:24:38He is an L-session dog of our neighborhood.
00:24:40Hey, you Daboo.
00:24:43You showed your worth.
00:24:46You gave your dirty blood certificate.
00:24:49Why are you barking?
00:24:50Mind your language.
00:24:51Take your name with respect.
00:24:52Why are you abusing?
00:24:53Daboo.
00:24:55Daboo is my name.
00:24:56Oh, sorry, sir.
00:24:57Who are you?
00:24:58Where did you come from?
00:24:59Do you know who I am?
00:25:00Do you know who he is?
00:25:01Do you know who he is?
00:25:02He is my short shot, hot shot, future son-in-law.
00:25:06And if anyone takes a class from my father-in-law,
00:25:08I will kill him.
00:25:09Should I kill him, you thieves?
00:25:13Daboo is a thief.
00:25:16He stole real from my name plate and put it on his name plate.
00:25:22I am Chintu Kapoor.
00:25:23Kapoor and real, sir.
00:25:29How can you enter the wrong house?
00:25:31Sorry.
00:25:32And on top of that, Max says that Daboo's house is right for him.
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:35The girl is getting everything ready, right?
00:25:36Sorry.
00:25:37Look, Max is of no use to us.
00:25:39Chintu has already seen him at Daboo's house.
00:25:41Shit.
00:25:42What do we do now?
00:25:43Simple.
00:25:44We will have to find a bigger scoundrel than Max.
00:25:46Bigger scoundrel than Max?
00:25:48Bigger scoundrel than Max?
00:25:50Ajay.
00:25:52He was also there in our college.
00:25:53Who?
00:25:54Him.
00:25:56Him?
00:25:57Yes, him.
00:25:58Jolly, we can't forget him.
00:25:59He is too dangerous.
00:26:00I know.
00:26:01You want to avenge your father, right?
00:26:02Yes, but we won't find a bigger scoundrel than him in the entire UK.
00:26:06And what is the name of this scoundrel?
00:26:08Sunny.
00:26:12Excuse me.
00:26:13Sunny, he is inside.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15Be careful, guys.
00:26:16The axle is broken.
00:26:17It's shaking.
00:26:18Oh.
00:26:24Hey.
00:26:26Hey.
00:26:29Why are you pushing?
00:26:32I got your virgin.
00:26:34What?
00:26:35I mean your virgin.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37Sit slowly.
00:26:39Slowly.
00:26:40Slowly.
00:26:42Slowly.
00:26:43Thank you, sir.
00:26:44Slowly.
00:26:45Langurs! Have my angurs.
00:26:52Yummy, yummy.
00:26:57Keep it. Keep it.
00:27:01One by one.
00:27:05Slowly.
00:27:07Mr. Sonny is a gem of a person.
00:27:10Yes, but sometimes the character gets spoilt.
00:27:14Now let's talk about wealth.
00:27:18Give him 50,000 pounds too.
00:27:21Him too?
00:27:23Him too?
00:27:25Whom did you talk to first?
00:27:27Who?
00:27:29You guys aren't after Maxax, are you?
00:27:32No, no, no.
00:27:33You guys aren't after Maxax, are you?
00:27:36No, no, no.
00:27:38I don't know who Max is.
00:27:40Take 50,000 pounds.
00:27:42Put him in the middle.
00:27:48But Lacochi, who's the executioner in the photo?
00:27:52Hey!
00:27:54He's not an executioner.
00:27:56He's my father.
00:27:58And I'm his father.
00:28:02I'm sorry.
00:28:04But our deal?
00:28:06Done.
00:28:07Let's go.
00:28:28One minute, one minute.
00:28:30Why didn't you tell Sonny about Max?
00:28:33Never talk about Max in front of Sonny.
00:28:37Because if Max comes in front of Sonny, he'll kill Max.
00:28:40And if Sonny comes in front of Max, Max will kill him.
00:28:43How did they become enemies?
00:28:46Actually, Sonny and Max studied in the same college.
00:28:49They were seniors.
00:28:51No, when we were in the first year, Max and Sonny were in the final year.
00:28:55And when we were in the final year, Max and Sonny were in the final year.
00:28:58They were best of friends.
00:29:00And one day, at the college farewell party.
00:29:07And one day, at the college farewell party.
00:29:38Keep quiet.
00:29:40Keep quiet.
00:29:42Keep quiet.
00:29:44Keep quiet.
00:29:46Keep quiet.
00:29:48Keep quiet.
00:29:50Keep quiet.
00:29:52Keep quiet.
00:29:54Keep quiet.
00:29:56Keep quiet.
00:29:58Keep quiet.
00:30:00Keep quiet.
00:30:02Keep quiet.
00:30:04Keep quiet.
00:30:05Keep quiet.
00:30:07Keep quiet.
00:30:09Keep quiet.
00:30:11Keep quiet.
00:30:13Keep quiet.
00:30:15Keep quiet.
00:30:17Keep quiet.
00:30:19Keep quiet.
00:30:21Keep quiet.
00:30:23Keep quiet.
00:30:25Keep quiet.
00:30:27Keep quiet.
00:30:29Keep quiet.
00:30:31Keep quiet.
00:30:33Keep quiet.
00:30:35Keep quiet.
00:30:37Keep quiet.
00:30:39Keep quiet.
00:30:41Keep quiet.
00:30:43Keep quiet.
00:30:45Keep quiet.
00:30:47Keep quiet.
00:30:49Keep quiet.
00:30:51Keep quiet.
00:30:53Keep quiet.
00:30:55Keep quiet.
00:30:57Keep quiet.
00:30:59Keep quiet.
00:31:01Keep quiet.
00:31:03Keep quiet.
00:31:05Keep quiet.
00:31:07Keep quiet.
00:31:09Keep quiet.
00:31:11Keep quiet.
00:31:13Keep quiet.
00:31:15Keep quiet.
00:31:17Keep quiet.
00:31:19Keep quiet.
00:31:21Keep quiet.
00:31:23Keep quiet.
00:31:25Keep quiet.
00:31:27Keep quiet.
00:31:29Keep quiet.
00:31:31Keep quiet.
00:31:33Keep quiet.
00:31:35If you chill a little, what's the problem?
00:31:37Bro, bro, bro
00:31:39You're an idiot, you're a fool
00:31:41You don't have the knowledge yet
00:31:43The one to mess with us
00:31:45You're not the only one yet
00:31:47There he is, there he is, that too
00:31:49You, you, you
00:31:51Play the band
00:32:05Oh Sunny, finally I'm alone with you
00:32:24That too in the cupboard
00:32:26Sonia, Sonia, what are you doing?
00:32:28You're my best friend's girlfriend
00:32:30Your best friend is hot, but you're hotter
00:32:32Sonia, you've lost it
00:32:34Sonia, Sonia, Sonia
00:32:41What are you doing, Sunny?
00:32:43Max, Max, Max
00:32:45Max, he was hitting on me, Max
00:32:47Even though he knew I was your girlfriend, he was
00:32:50Hey, Sonia
00:32:52This is sympathy straight from Shantpatti
00:32:54Shut up, okay
00:32:56You call a man like him your friend
00:32:58He was all over me, Max
00:33:00Now shut your cassette and get out of here
00:33:02Or else I'll hit you in the ear and you'll be dead
00:33:04He's my friend, he trusts me, understand?
00:33:07How could you?
00:33:08Hey Max, what's wrong with you man?
00:33:13Max, Max, Max
00:33:26You're not worth it
00:33:28You're not my friend
00:33:29And she's worth it
00:33:32You hit me?
00:33:33For this characterless girl?
00:33:47Max, Max, what are you doing?
00:33:49Max, leave him
00:33:50Max, Max
00:33:51No more friendship
00:33:52And who wants to be friends with you anyway?
00:33:59Max, Max, Max
00:34:04Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia
00:34:07I swear on Fames
00:34:09The house we're sending Sunny to is going to have Max
00:34:12If these two show up, it'll be World War 4
00:34:15Oh shit
00:34:16One minute
00:34:18You go back to Max
00:34:20And I'll stay with Sunny
00:34:21No matter what, we can't let Sunny and Max show up
00:34:25Yes
00:34:26Yes
00:34:57Wow
00:35:01Mamma Mia
00:35:02Mr. Kapoor, what a romantic sight
00:35:06Hey, hey, hey, what's this?
00:35:08Hey, get out of the way
00:35:11Are you okay?
00:35:12He fell from the sky
00:35:14And got stuck in the trees
00:35:16Hey, who are you?
00:35:18He's JD's only son
00:35:20Who's JD? Who's the son?
00:35:21My dad was taking me to a girl's wedding
00:35:24In his private jet
00:35:25And when I found out
00:35:26I jumped off the mid-air
00:35:28Because if he's JD, then I'm JD's son
00:35:38He's JD's son
00:35:39He's JD's son
00:35:40He's JD's son
00:35:41Why are you spitting?
00:35:43Sir, sir
00:35:45Sir, sir, jolly sir
00:35:47Why are you spitting?
00:35:49Thank God you're safe, sir
00:35:51That was bound to happen
00:35:52Because my landing was very...
00:35:54Soft
00:35:59You know...
00:36:00Excuse me
00:36:01Hello, who are you?
00:36:02He's my bodyguard, driver and toilet cleaner
00:36:06Sir, your father JD must be looking for you
00:36:09We can send the entire army to get you married
00:36:11Army?
00:36:12That's why we'll have to be underground for a few days
00:36:14Maybe we'll have to find a safe place to hide
00:36:17Where will we find such a place?
00:36:19We need a bungalow
00:36:20A wall with barbed wire
00:36:22Garden
00:36:23Garden
00:36:24I say, hide in the bushes
00:36:26No, no, no, sir, sir
00:36:29Barbed wire, wall
00:36:30Garden, garden, right?
00:36:32This is the house, right?
00:36:33Where is the house?
00:36:34Sir, this is your house, right?
00:36:36This house?
00:36:38This house?
00:36:40Shut up, keep out of it
00:36:41Sir, please come
00:36:42That's fine, sir
00:36:43But why are you sending your law officer to my house?
00:36:45He's coming to study your research
00:36:47He's a man of high post
00:36:48How will he survey? You take care of Phoebe
00:36:50You might win the LAW award
00:36:52He'll be there right now, reaching any time
00:36:54Okay?
00:36:55Okay, sir, I'll be nice to him
00:36:56Bye
00:36:57You'll be very happy to meet him
00:36:58I'm telling you
00:36:59Hey, Hina!
00:37:06Do you recognize him?
00:37:07Yes, yes, I recognize him
00:37:09He's here for me
00:37:10And he's from the top
00:37:12For the work you're here for, we'll have to go to my bedroom
00:37:15Hey!
00:37:17Shall we?
00:37:18Excuse me
00:37:20Why are you interfering?
00:37:23I'm the bodyguard, sir
00:37:24You bodyguards take your work very seriously, huh?
00:37:27Good
00:37:28But a bodyguard's job is to take care of other people's bones
00:37:31Yes, sir
00:37:32But you're a single bone yourself
00:37:34Looks like you forgot to stop dieting
00:37:37Sir
00:37:38Whose bodyguard were you before?
00:37:40The president, sir
00:37:42President of America?
00:37:43No
00:37:44President of Lions Club
00:37:45Bhandu
00:37:47Bhandu?
00:37:49Bhandu? What is...
00:37:50What is Bhandu?
00:37:53Just a minute, sir
00:37:58Hina
00:37:59I don't know what's wrong with Tommy
00:38:01Ever since I gave him clothes, he's been rashing
00:38:04What do I do now?
00:38:05Do me a favor
00:38:06It must be hot
00:38:07Please take off your clothes
00:38:09Okay
00:38:12How do I look?
00:38:14Cool
00:38:16Very cool
00:38:18Now sit up straight
00:38:21Okay
00:38:25How do I look now?
00:38:26I think he's feeling better
00:38:28Can you make me bark?
00:38:31Kinky
00:38:32Tommy, bark
00:38:33Bark, Tommy
00:38:34Very kinky
00:38:37Wow
00:38:39I can't hear you
00:38:40Louder
00:38:45Wow
00:38:51Why am I so tired?
00:38:59Mind-boggling
00:39:01Mother-in-law meeting
00:39:04Your meeting was so cute
00:39:07So you don't feel offended like your daughter
00:39:10Offended?
00:39:11No, no
00:39:12What kind of meeting is that?
00:39:14Remember?
00:39:17That means I'll have to play the sir's tune with you
00:39:20What do you mean?
00:39:21Sir
00:39:22Tune
00:39:23Father-in-law
00:39:24Father-in-law
00:39:25Son-in-law
00:39:27Father-in-law
00:39:28Son, let's have something sweet
00:39:31Stay
00:39:33Hey, Bhandu
00:39:34Nothing. He's checking if there's poison inside
00:39:36Oh
00:39:37Clear
00:39:38My LAW officer didn't come there
00:39:40He's got some personal problems
00:39:42Okay? Bye
00:39:43Okay, sir
00:39:44Thank you
00:39:49You love to iron clothes, don't you?
00:39:52Now I'll teach you a lesson, kid
00:39:54Ms. Hina, you called me?
00:39:57Actually
00:39:59It was my mistake
00:40:02I was talking on the phone and you thought...
00:40:05What did you think?
00:40:07I'm going through a lot of stress right now
00:40:09I'm thinking about Fifi
00:40:12Who's Fifi?
00:40:13Oh, my cute little pet
00:40:15Her wisdom tooth hurts
00:40:17And there's a dentist's strike today
00:40:21If you remove her teeth...
00:40:24Sir
00:40:25All okay, sir
00:40:26Who's Fifi?
00:40:31You guys carry on. I'll be right back
00:40:35What do you think Fifi is?
00:40:37Must be a dog
00:40:39Must be a small, fat dog
00:41:07Hey!
00:41:25What do we do, baby?
00:41:26Why are you tired?
00:41:29Hey!
00:41:30Papa Ranjeet
00:41:32Papa Ranjeet gave me this for an emergency
00:41:34Sleeping tablets
00:41:36We'll fall asleep with this
00:41:37We won't
00:41:38I've heard this from the big birds
00:41:41This is nothing
00:41:43Come on, baby
00:41:46Open your mouth, baby
00:41:56Mr. Bobby
00:41:57I don't know about the chiller
00:41:58But I've changed
00:42:00You've opened my eyes
00:42:02I promise you
00:42:03I'll never wear anything made of animal skin
00:42:06Like jackets, belts, shoes
00:42:08If I could, I'd never wear my own skin
00:42:11By the way...
00:42:14What's his name?
00:42:15Nagraj
00:42:16Nagraj!
00:42:17So sweet
00:42:18What a lovely name
00:42:19Nagraj
00:42:21Anything else?
00:42:22Or can I go?
00:42:23Please go
00:42:24You must be very busy
00:42:25Please
00:42:26I'll talk to Nagraj
00:42:34Nagraj
00:42:35Come on
00:42:36Yes
00:42:39Don't be scared
00:42:42My love
00:42:43You think you're tough?
00:42:47You snakes are so boring
00:42:49All you do is...
00:42:52What do you think?
00:42:53That I'm scared of you?
00:42:55You think I'm scared of you?
00:43:02What's his name?
00:43:10Fifi
00:43:11Fifi
00:43:14Run!
00:43:15Open the door!
00:43:17I don't know why he ran away
00:43:19Because Fifi woke up
00:43:21What?
00:43:22Fifi woke up?
00:43:24Fifi woke up?
00:43:25Forgive me
00:43:26Let me eat
00:43:28Let me eat
00:43:29Open the door!
00:43:30Open the door!
00:43:32Give me a hug
00:43:33Where will you give me a hug?
00:43:35You don't even have hands
00:43:37Give me a hug
00:43:38Give me a hug
00:43:44Let go of my hand
00:43:45Let go of my hand
00:43:47Let go of my hand
00:43:48Let go of my hand
00:43:49Pull it
00:43:50Pull it
00:43:51Pull it
00:43:52Pull it
00:43:54Pull it
00:43:55Pull it
00:43:56Pull it
00:43:57Pull it
00:44:05I'm so scared
00:44:07Help!
00:44:08Help!
00:44:09Ha!
00:44:11Oh!
00:44:12No!
00:44:13Help!
00:44:14Help!
00:44:15No!
00:44:16All this fish.
00:44:19My skirt.
00:44:21My suit.
00:44:22My crud.
00:44:23Pull it.
00:44:24Pull it.
00:44:28It's out!
00:44:29It's out!
00:44:30You're a genius!
00:44:35What happened now?
00:44:37What happened?
00:44:39Look down!
00:44:42No!
00:44:43Nanduma's six-pack!
00:44:50No! No!
00:44:58Oh! Oh!
00:44:59Agoda!
00:45:00Where are the six-pack?
00:45:03I don't know about Hindi, but your Sindhi is very good.
00:45:05What did you say?
00:45:06Francis Ford Sapola attacked me so hard!
00:45:10Oh, shit!
00:45:13You go there, I'll show you something else.
00:45:15Hey, Max!
00:45:16What are you doing?
00:45:17Listen to me!
00:45:18Max, listen to me!
00:45:25What is he doing here?
00:45:36No!
00:45:54Max, leave him!
00:45:55What are you doing?
00:45:56Think of the plan!
00:45:57Leave him!
00:45:58Thank God there's a wall in the middle!
00:45:59Otherwise, I would have killed you!
00:46:01But no wall in the world can stop me from seeing your corpse!
00:46:04Shut up!
00:46:05You bloody, slimy, son of a bitch!
00:46:07How dare you hit my son-in-law?
00:46:11Shut up, Chintu!
00:46:12How dare you talk to my son-in-law like this?
00:46:14No, you shut up, Dabu!
00:46:15Hey!
00:46:16Don't you dare do anything to my husband!
00:46:18I'll kill you!
00:46:19Shut up, you witch!
00:46:21You want to eat my husband?
00:46:23I'll crush your fake nose!
00:46:26Correct!
00:46:27You bitch!
00:46:28How dare you talk to my mother that way?
00:46:30If you say anything about my mother, I'll break your eyes!
00:46:34You scoundrels, don't you dare talk to us!
00:46:36You scoundrels, your entire family is a scoundrel!
00:46:38Hey, shut up!
00:46:39The whole family, shut up!
00:46:47This is fun, my dear!
00:46:49I hate that ill-mannered Dabu as much as I hate my son-in-law!
00:46:55Cheers to him!
00:46:56What's all this about son-in-law, Dad?
00:46:58Did you ever ask me what I wanted?
00:47:00I'm not going to get involved in this marriage!
00:47:02But you'll have to get married next week, won't you?
00:47:05No, Dad!
00:47:06Don't force me into this!
00:47:07You sit with your Jolly, I'm going home!
00:47:10Why are you so angry that you're leaving the house?
00:47:12I'm not leaving the house, Dad!
00:47:13I told you, didn't I?
00:47:15There's a bottle gourd award function at the cruise!
00:47:17You know how important that is to me!
00:47:18If you want to go to the event, go!
00:47:20But on one condition!
00:47:22What condition?
00:47:23You'll have to take Jolly with you!
00:47:32Where did my voice come from?
00:47:40What a beautiful view!
00:47:42Such a big ocean!
00:47:44Look, if you don't mind,
00:47:46can I have a doggy with love?
00:47:49Just shut up and stop irritating me!
00:47:52What's the matter?
00:47:54It's such a big day for you!
00:47:56You're going to get an award for protecting animals!
00:47:59What's the matter?
00:48:00I don't think so!
00:48:01But why am I telling you all this?
00:48:03Can you just leave me alone?
00:48:04I'm already very tensed!
00:48:05What are you tensed about? Tell me!
00:48:07That snake, Bobby!
00:48:08I think he's going to win today's award!
00:48:10I think so too!
00:48:11But...
00:48:13What if that doesn't happen?
00:48:17What do you mean?
00:48:18I mean, if Heena isn't present for the award,
00:48:21then I don't know about the broom,
00:48:23but you will sweep the awards!
00:48:26But how is that possible?
00:48:28I don't know about George Michael!
00:48:30But have faith in me!
00:48:32I have an idea!
00:48:39I don't know about Birla,
00:48:40but now Bobby is going to win!
00:48:51Now Heena is going to win!
00:49:00Woo-hoo!
00:49:30Woo-hoo!
00:49:31Woo-hoo!
00:49:58Sleeping with the enemy?
00:50:00Where the hell am I?
00:50:02What just happened?
00:50:04I don't know how I got here,
00:50:06but I'm sure it's your hand!
00:50:08My hand? Yes!
00:50:09It's your hand!
00:50:10It's not his hand!
00:50:11It's his hand!
00:50:12Not my hand!
00:50:13It's his hand!
00:50:14He put it on my face!
00:50:15I put it on your face?
00:50:16Tell them the truth!
00:50:17You didn't put chloroform on my face!
00:50:19Chloroform?
00:50:25I'm getting out of here!
00:50:26Me too!
00:50:30Me too!
00:50:54I looked everywhere,
00:50:55but couldn't find anything to eat.
00:50:57But don't worry, I'll...
00:50:58I don't care!
00:50:59I'm stuck on this island because of you!
00:51:01And there's no way back!
00:51:03I'm hungry!
00:51:04Go get me something to eat!
00:51:06Dad sent you to take care of me, right?
00:51:08So fine!
00:51:09Then you take care of me!
00:51:11As long as I'm on this island,
00:51:12you'll make sure I get food and water!
00:51:15What are you waiting for? Go!
00:51:16Get out!
00:51:17Go get me some food!
00:51:29Coconut?
00:51:34Coconut?
00:51:42You're not used to hitting others, are you?
00:51:48You want a coconut, don't you?
00:51:52Here it is, take it!
00:51:53Ten years later,
00:51:54I got a chance to settle the score.
00:51:56And there's no one to stop me now.
00:52:57Go!
00:52:58Go!
00:52:59Go!
00:53:00Go!
00:53:01Go!
00:53:02Go!
00:53:03Go!
00:53:27One of them's out.
00:53:46Go!
00:53:47Go!
00:53:48Go!
00:53:49Ahh.
00:53:55Up Max!
00:53:57Up Max!
00:54:08Look, what are you doing?
00:54:10I saved you from that girl before too,
00:54:13who went away in two minutes.
00:54:16But saying this to you is useless.
00:54:18Nothing will go in your head.
00:54:19Put your hands up!
00:54:21Aman!
00:54:24Come on, fight!
00:54:26What are you looking at?
00:54:28I'm not putting my hands up.
00:54:30I'm increasing them.
00:54:41We are back! We are back!
00:54:49We are back! We are back!
00:54:52We are back! We are back!
00:55:10Resort?
00:55:19Island ahead, resort behind.
00:55:24Excuse me, where's food?
00:55:26There is room.
00:55:27Shut up.
00:55:28Shut up.
00:55:30Excuse me, where's food?
00:55:31There is room.
00:55:32Shut up.
00:55:33Shut up.
00:55:35Leave my hand.
00:55:39Leave my hand.
00:55:41Leave my hand.
00:55:43Leave my hand.
00:55:49Leave my hand.
00:55:57We ate so much food.
00:55:59Will our father pay the bill now?
00:56:00Don't worry.
00:56:04Sir, your bill.
00:56:05Over there.
00:56:07Thank you, Mr. Jolly.
00:56:11Jolly?
00:56:12Here?
00:56:14Change.
00:56:15Fantastic, that's my girl.
00:56:16Alright girls, take a break.
00:56:17Jello, I found the towel.
00:56:19Cover yourself.
00:56:20Jolly, what the hell are you doing?
00:56:21Cover yourself.
00:56:22Hey!
00:56:23What do you mean cover?
00:56:24A hundred year old photo in a shoot and girls are covered?
00:56:27Jello, you do such bold photos.
00:56:31I'll make you rich and famous.
00:56:33Trust me.
00:56:35Let's go.
00:56:39Jello, Jolly is going to talk to his father about you.
00:56:42He'll talk?
00:56:43Yes.
00:56:44If he takes two steps forward, he goes four steps back.
00:56:49Take one step, Jolly.
00:56:50Take me to your house.
00:56:52Then I'll wear a burqa all my life and stay with you.
00:57:01These two?
00:57:02Here?
00:57:04What are you two doing here?
00:57:06And how did Kabbar, Tunda Thakur, Jaya and Veeru become friends?
00:57:09As soon as we came out, we became friends.
00:57:12That's fantastic, guys.
00:57:13But where's your Radha and Basanti?
00:57:15We'll talk about that later.
00:57:16Let's eat first.
00:57:17I'm hungry.
00:57:18Alright.
00:57:19Lunch is ready.
00:57:20Let's go.
00:57:21Come on.
00:57:22Hey!
00:57:23My wallet!
00:57:24Hey!
00:57:25My wallet!
00:57:26My wallet!
00:57:32My wallet!
00:57:57Thanks.
00:58:00I had to help.
00:58:01Because at least a known enemy is better than an unknown friend.
00:58:16Jhulelal, Chagalla, what an adventure!
00:58:20The girls must be starving.
00:58:22Let's go and tell them about the resort.
00:58:25You're right.
00:58:26Let's go.
00:58:27Let's go.
00:58:28Let's go.
00:58:29Why are you getting tired?
00:58:31Heena!
00:58:32Bobby!
00:58:35Heena!
00:58:36Bobby!
00:58:38Heena!
00:58:42Bobby!
00:58:47Are you alright?
00:58:48Bobby!
00:58:49Heena!
00:58:50Heena!
00:58:55Bobby!
00:58:57Heena!
00:58:59You know, right?
00:59:01In 500 kilometers, there are 500,000 meters.
00:59:05500 kilometers?
00:59:07You guys walked 500 kilometers?
00:59:09I don't know about India.
00:59:10But we came here like turtles.
00:59:12We walked 600 kilometers.
00:59:14You went 500 and came 600?
00:59:16100 kilometers?
00:59:17We got lost, right?
00:59:19We searched the entire jungle.
00:59:21We got this for you.
00:59:24What are you doing?
00:59:25The label.
00:59:27I wanted to see it for the last time.
00:59:30Heena!
00:59:33Eat, eat, eat.
00:59:36You guys won't eat?
00:59:38No.
00:59:39Seeing you guys eat, our stomachs are full.
00:59:44This was an empty stomach.
00:59:46Stomach gas.
00:59:47Our system is broken, right?
00:59:49And look.
00:59:50We're enemies.
00:59:51We've become friends.
00:59:53The side effect of staying here is...
00:59:55...on both of us.
00:59:58And do you know what we got for you?
01:00:01Gulab Jamun!
01:00:02Gulab Jamun?
01:00:04It means...
01:00:06Jamun.
01:00:08And...
01:00:09Gulab.
01:00:18We've fallen in love with you.
01:00:23We've fallen in love with you.
01:00:28Oh, my love, do you know?
01:00:33We've fallen in love with you.
01:00:38Oh, my love, do you know?
01:00:43This heart has become mischievous.
01:00:48Oh, my love, do you know?
01:00:52Oh, my love, do you know?
01:00:57How and when did it happen?
01:00:59What magic happened?
01:01:01We didn't get to know anything.
01:01:05My hatred has turned into love.
01:01:10Oh, my love, do you know?
01:01:15We've fallen in love with you.
01:01:19Oh, my love, do you know?
01:01:50Let me do something.
01:01:54Give me a chance.
01:01:59Let me do something.
01:02:02Give me a chance.
01:02:07Tell me.
01:02:10What's on your lips?
01:02:15What's the hurry?
01:02:18This is just the beginning.
01:02:23There's relief in the pain.
01:02:27There's relief in the pain.
01:02:31Oh, my love, do you know?
01:02:36We've fallen in love with you.
01:02:41Oh, my love, do you know?
01:02:48Oh, my love, do you know?
01:03:13Dreaming, I am dreaming.
01:03:16The time we spent yesterday.
01:03:21Waiting, I am waiting.
01:03:25I don't know when those moments will come again.
01:03:29Why is there a distance?
01:03:33Why is there a distance?
01:03:37Come into my arms.
01:03:41Put the first night on my head.
01:03:44I don't know what condition I am in.
01:03:49I don't know what condition I am in.
01:03:53Oh, my love, do you know?
01:03:58We've fallen in love with you.
01:04:03Oh, my love, do you know?
01:04:08This heart has been mischievous.
01:04:12Oh, my love, do you know?
01:04:18When did it happen?
01:04:21How did it happen?
01:04:23We didn't know anything.
01:04:27I've even started to hate you.
01:04:31Oh, my love, do you know?
01:04:36We've fallen in love with you.
01:04:40Oh, my love, do you know?
01:04:43Oh, my love, do you know?
01:05:14Wait a minute.
01:05:15Take out the animal inside you.
01:05:16Show it to me again.
01:05:25I can't do it.
01:05:26How do you do it?
01:05:27The animal inside you should come out.
01:05:29Do one thing.
01:05:30Do one thing.
01:05:31Give me your hand.
01:05:39What a pair!
01:05:40Touch wood, what a pair!
01:05:41Uncle, uncle.
01:05:42Not uncle.
01:05:44Father-in-law.
01:05:45Future father-in-law.
01:05:47And to change this future into the present...
01:05:49...you'll have to talk to your father-in-law.
01:05:53No, no, no.
01:05:54Why will I talk to JD sir?
01:05:55I won't talk to him.
01:05:56Hey, idiot.
01:05:57What's wrong with you?
01:05:58I'm not talking to your father.
01:06:00Son, call JD sir.
01:06:02Sure, father-in-law.
01:06:03Sure.
01:06:04JD sir.
01:06:05I want to talk to my father-in-law.
01:06:06Security, my phone.
01:06:08Dad, your son.
01:06:10Daddy?
01:06:11Yes, I'm your son.
01:06:12JD.
01:06:13Oh, daddy.
01:06:14I'm in love.
01:06:15Yes, dad.
01:06:16Your son is in love.
01:06:18BBC doesn't know.
01:06:19But I've good news for you.
01:06:20I'm in love.
01:06:23What?
01:06:24You don't like my choice?
01:06:27Okay, dad.
01:06:28From today, I'll leave your house...
01:06:31...and stay at his house.
01:06:32From today, this is my house.
01:06:33I'll stay here.
01:06:34He's leaving his father.
01:06:36But he's not his father.
01:06:37He's leaving him.
01:06:38You leave me too.
01:06:39Dad, I'm rejecting your house.
01:06:41Son, it's okay to reject your father...
01:06:43...but it's not okay to reject your father's wealth.
01:06:46What?
01:06:47Do you love me or my wealth?
01:06:49Wealth?
01:06:50I love you.
01:06:51If you want, I'll get you engaged tomorrow.
01:06:55Dad, I'm getting engaged tomorrow.
01:06:57Your son is getting engaged tomorrow.
01:06:58Bye.
01:06:59Dad, I'm getting engaged tomorrow.
01:07:02And you are not invited.
01:07:06Sir-in-law.
01:07:07Father-in-law.
01:07:09Come on, Neena.
01:07:12Sir-in-law, what's going on?
01:07:14He left his father's house...
01:07:16...and you fixed your daughter's engagement?
01:07:22I have a plan.
01:07:25Hey, what's the emergency?
01:07:27Why did you call me here in the middle of the night?
01:07:28To tell you about my father, JD.
01:07:31We'll take 50,000 pounds more.
01:07:33Then tell me about your father.
01:07:34What does he say?
01:07:35I'm serious, guys.
01:07:36I may be lying today, but you've spoken to JD on the phone.
01:07:38No matter what happens in life...
01:07:40...this lie shouldn't be revealed to JD.
01:07:42I've known you since college.
01:07:43Why are you so scared of your father?
01:07:45Okay, I'm scared.
01:07:46I'm scared, okay?
01:07:47This shouldn't reach my father.
01:07:48I'm scared.
01:07:49Okay, forget it.
01:07:50I have to tell you today.
01:07:51What do I tell him?
01:07:52Tell him, but...
01:07:53Tell him, Choli.
01:07:54But what's your problem?
01:07:55You want to hear it, right?
01:07:56Then listen.
01:07:57Choli.
01:08:28His name was Jagga Thakur.
01:08:31He had only one weakness.
01:08:33His childhood friend.
01:08:34Superintendent of Police, Batuk Patel.
01:08:37When the police of 700 villages failed to catch Jagga...
01:08:41...Batuk gave up his life for Jagga.
01:08:48Jagga.
01:08:50Jagga.
01:08:52Jagga.
01:08:53Jagga.
01:08:55Jagga.
01:08:56Jagga.
01:08:58Jagga.
01:09:00Jagga.
01:09:01Jagga.
01:09:03Jagga.
01:09:27Jai Bhadrakali.
01:09:28Jai Bhadrakali.
01:09:45Mithula had lost her tongue.
01:09:47And for a tongue, Jagga...
01:09:49...can take a life...
01:09:51...or give a life.
01:09:53You did the right thing, Jagga.
01:09:55You did the right thing, Batuk.
01:09:58A father's art...
01:10:00...takes his son into the darkness.
01:10:05And every child wants his father's hand to be raised for blessings.
01:10:09Not a gun to fire bullets.
01:10:11Now listen to me one more time.
01:10:13Which one?
01:10:14I want our childhood friendship...
01:10:18...to turn into a relationship, Jagga.
01:10:21My daughter and your son.
01:10:25Jagga.
01:10:31All right.
01:10:34I give you my word.
01:10:37My son...
01:10:40...will marry your daughter.
01:10:43And I request the government...
01:10:46...to reduce Jagga's sentence...
01:10:48...so that he can start his new life as soon as possible.
01:10:53Jai Bhadrakali.
01:10:58Jagga.
01:10:59Jagga.
01:11:01Jagga.
01:11:03Jagga.
01:11:04Jagga.
01:11:05JD...
01:11:06...means Chakka Dacoit.
01:11:09After 14 years in jail...
01:11:11...with his hard work...
01:11:13...Chakka Dacoit has become London's JD Seth.
01:11:16I hid one more thing from you.
01:11:18What?
01:11:19My real name is not Jolly.
01:11:20Then?
01:11:21A name that only a dacoit can give to his son.
01:11:26My real name is...
01:11:28...Jwala.
01:11:29What?
01:11:30Jwala?
01:11:31That's why.
01:11:32That's why I named myself Jolly.
01:11:34Now listen.
01:11:35Don't give JD Seth a chance to become Jagga Dacoit.
01:11:38Don't even come near my house, okay?
01:11:40Now let's concentrate on one thing.
01:11:42Mission.
01:11:43Istanbul?
01:11:44No.
01:11:45Mission Kashmir?
01:11:46No.
01:11:47Mission Impossible?
01:11:48No.
01:11:49Mission Engagement.
01:11:50Mission Engagement.
01:11:52Yes.
01:11:58God bless you.
01:11:59Congratulations, Jolly.
01:12:00Congratulations, son.
01:12:01Today is a very jolly day for me.
01:12:07Congratulations, kids.
01:12:08Congratulations.
01:12:09Congratulations.
01:12:10Come.
01:12:18Father-in-law, can I ask you something?
01:12:20Yes, my son.
01:12:21Where are you taking the three of us...
01:12:23...by making a scale of justice?
01:12:26Stupendous surprise.
01:12:27I love surprises.
01:12:29Papa, play the band.
01:12:33Papa, play the band.
01:12:36Papa, play the band.
01:12:38Get down from the car.
01:12:39Get down from the car.
01:12:40Come on, everybody.
01:12:41Get down.
01:12:42Don't take off your bandage.
01:12:43Don't take off your bandage.
01:12:44I won't.
01:12:45Come on, stand here.
01:12:47Now take off your bandage.
01:12:48Yes.
01:12:50So, how did you like it?
01:12:52You lost your senses, right?
01:12:53You lost your senses, right?
01:12:54You lost your senses, right?
01:12:56Jolly.
01:12:57Jolly.
01:12:58This is your gift for the engagement.
01:13:00What?
01:13:03Jolly Baba got engaged?
01:13:09Oh my God.
01:13:10This is my house.
01:13:11Oh my God.
01:13:12This is my house.
01:13:13Huh?
01:13:14This is not my house.
01:13:15This is Jagga Daku's house.
01:13:17Jagga Daku.
01:13:28Jagga.
01:13:30Jagga.
01:13:31Jagga.
01:13:33Jagga.
01:13:34How will my surprise survive?
01:13:36I will surprise the one who has been given a prize by the government.
01:13:39Jagga.
01:13:41Jagga.
01:13:43Jagga.
01:13:44Jagga.
01:13:46Jagga.
01:13:47Uncle, he is out of his mind.
01:13:48Let's go.
01:13:49Hey, Bhandu.
01:13:50Shut up.
01:13:51That's your shot, right?
01:13:52That's your shot, right?
01:13:54Why are you shaking your head, Bhandu?
01:13:55Is this your father's house?
01:13:58Baba.
01:14:00Baba.
01:14:23Jai Bhadrakali.
01:14:27Jagga.