The Resident 2011

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The Resident 2011
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01:10Where's the bedroom?
01:12This is your bedroom.
01:14And your kitchen, your dining room, your study.
01:17It is real New York living.
01:19And as a bonus, the view is amazing.
01:22Go ahead.
01:27This is a great view.
01:29Interesting.
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02:10Hello?
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02:28Excuse me.
02:34Hi.
02:35Um, someone called about a rental here?
02:39It's not ready yet.
02:41Well, could I see it?
02:46You're looking at it.
02:48Oh.
02:49I can't afford this.
02:51It's 38.
02:53What?
02:55The place, it's 38.
02:57Thousand?
03:003,800.
03:05Wait, what's the catch?
03:06Are you putting a nightclub down on the first floor?
03:08Well, utilities would be separate.
03:10Takes a lot to heat a place like this,
03:12so expect Con Ed to stick it to you in the wintertime.
03:15Right.
03:16This would be the best view in the building.
03:22Are you the super?
03:24Owner, actually.
03:26Right.
03:27My family bought the building in the 40s,
03:30and to answer your question, no, there is no nightclub.
03:34A lot of my tenants started to move out,
03:36and so I'm renovating the apartments.
03:38Until then, it could get a little noisy around here.
03:40I don't mind noise.
03:42I'm an ER doctor, so when we sleep, we really sleep.
03:50Well, a couple things about the building.
03:52It doesn't get the best cell phone reception.
03:55Okay, I can figure that out.
04:02And there's the F line.
04:04Jesus.
04:05Yeah, they say maintenance traffic runs directly underneath the building,
04:08usually at night.
04:12All right, I'm gonna need your social security number and three references.
04:16Oh, I can get you all of that,
04:17including records of my taxes for the last five years if you'd like.
04:20I prefer no pets.
04:22Of course.
04:24All right, the heaters bang loudly in the morning.
04:28You haven't checked my references.
04:30I will.
04:31Take a look around.
04:32Go back to work.
04:35Okay.
04:42I gotta be uptown in exactly 100 minutes,
04:45so you got 60 to get the shit out of this rented truck,
04:48or I gotta charge you for another day.
04:49Take a deep breath.
04:50I don't want you to strain yourself talking.
04:52You hire the only moving guy in New York who doesn't actually move furniture?
04:55Yeah, right?
05:05Wow, you traveled pretty late.
05:07Oh, I got rid of a lot.
05:09I would have liked to have sawed the bed in half and burned it.
05:14But I need a place to sleep at night.
05:19Wow.
05:20Not easy at forgiving.
05:21Change is good.
05:26Should we go get that mattress?
05:35Hi.
05:36This is my grandfather, August Juliet Juliet August.
05:40She's our new tenant.
05:42Hi.
05:45Got any pets?
05:46No.
05:47Are you loud?
05:49No, not at all.
05:51Sorry I scared you.
05:54Nice to meet you.
06:05Hi.
06:35Hi.
07:05Max?
07:09Max?
07:36Oh.
07:49Hey.
07:50Hey.
07:51Heard you had a long one.
07:53Mm.
07:54That was an insane day.
07:56Oh.
07:57Rob and I are going out today.
07:58You wanna come?
07:59Oh, no thanks.
08:00I think I'm just gonna go home and get to bed early.
08:06You have got to stop thinking about him.
08:09The love of my life cheated on me.
08:11In my own bed.
08:14Every time I look at myself, all I see is someone who wasn't enough.
08:16You were enough.
08:17You are enough.
08:20More than enough.
08:22He's an asshole.
08:23I gave up my dream to move to New York City to be his, and he just threw it all away.
08:31It's an art opening.
08:33It's not gonna kill you.
08:34And you're going.
08:36We can handle it.
08:37It's just gonna cost you a little extra because of all the unused space.
08:40Grandfather doesn't want to change the integrity of the structure.
08:44Okay.
08:45No problem.
08:46We'll take care of it.
08:47All right.
08:50Hey.
08:51Hi.
08:52About to start making a lot of noise?
08:53If I can get the city's approval, there are a lot of I's, dot, and T's to cross around here.
08:57Yeah, I bet.
08:59Oh, thank you for the gift.
09:01It was so kind and really thoughtful.
09:05The gift that was outside my door yesterday?
09:07Yeah, that wasn't me.
09:09August.
09:13Oh, there you are.
09:14Hi.
09:15I wanted to thank you for the incredibly thoughtful gift.
09:19I'm just putting myself in your shoes.
09:22I thought, if I were a woman alone in a new apartment, surrounded by strangers, what would I want?
09:34I don't get much company.
09:38Oh, I'm sorry.
09:40I should really go.
09:43Thanks.
09:55Excuse me.
09:56Max.
09:57Hey.
09:58Hey, I didn't recognize you outside of the building.
09:59Who's this?
10:00You two.
10:01Oh, this is Max.
10:02This is Sidney.
10:03We work together.
10:04Very nice to meet you, Sidney.
10:05Nice to meet you, too, Max.
10:07I haven't heard about you.
10:09Hmm.
10:10Nice day, isn't it?
10:11It is.
10:12You know, sometimes I feel like all I ever do is work, and I don't know.
10:16I decided to stop and come out and feel Brooklyn, you know?
10:20Yeah.
10:22Well, Max, would you like to have a drink with us?
10:24No.
10:25No, thanks.
10:26I'm actually getting ready to leave.
10:27Oh.
10:28It was very nice to meet you.
10:29Great to see you.
10:30You too, Max.
10:32Shh.
10:33He's my landlord.
10:34So what?
10:35And I'm his tenant.
10:36Oh, man.
10:37You mean, like, what if it sucks and you can't get away from each other?
10:39Yeah.
10:40I just don't recognize him.
10:41So you thought about it.
10:42Shh.
10:43Hey, Max.
10:44Hey.
10:45Um, do you actually, do you mind walking me home?
10:48I'd love to.
10:49Great.
10:50Okay.
10:51Bye.
10:52See ya.
10:53He's cute.
10:54Thanks.
10:57Bye, you guys.
10:58Bye, Mom.
11:03August, uh, he worries about me.
11:06You know, people from his generation were married with ten kids by the time they were my age.
11:12Yeah, he is kind of a unique guy, isn't he?
11:15That's one way to put it.
11:17Unique.
11:18Uh, difficult.
11:19Pain in the ass would be another way to characterize him.
11:23Is he okay?
11:24Well, up until a year ago, we were partners in the building.
11:27We did everything together, fixed everything together, made all the decisions together,
11:31and then he had a stroke.
11:34Hmm.
11:35What about your parents?
11:37They, uh, they, they died when I was, when I was very young.
11:41Um, what about, uh, what about your family?
11:45Um, see, my parents, they're kind of, uh, after the fact hippies.
11:51Oh, so I guess that makes you the black sheep of the family, huh?
11:54Definitely.
11:55Yeah.
11:56For me, uh, rebellion was going to med school.
11:59Free love just sucked, as far as I could tell.
12:01It led to a quick divorce on my parents' part, so I was every other weekend with my dad.
12:06And I never really knew where my home was, not until Jack and I moved in together.
12:12Jack?
12:13Uh, my ex.
12:14Oh.
12:15Yeah.
12:18So I thought all hippie kids had weird names.
12:22Oh, you do, don't you?
12:25What's your real name?
12:26Juliet, it's my real name.
12:28What's your middle name?
12:30Want to sit here?
12:32Are you ignoring my question?
12:34No.
12:35No, I just thought we'd take in the view.
12:38Uh-huh.
12:39Okay.
12:52When I was little, um, I used to walk around the neighborhood at night and
12:57I'd look into windows at families around televisions.
13:00Brothers, sisters, parents, eating, you know, talking.
13:05And, um, you know, I knew I couldn't have that, but
13:10just watching them, it somehow made me feel like I was part of it.
13:18Seeing all these families, it's sweet.
13:21Yeah.
13:24Bliss.
13:28Bliss?
13:29Yep.
13:30Oh, Jesus.
13:32Talk to Bliss.
13:36Talk to Bliss.
13:39Yep.
13:41Very nice.
13:53Excuse me.
14:12I don't know what I was expecting.
14:14You were expecting rebound sex, honey.
14:17Hot landlord rebound sex.
14:25See you later.
14:26Bye, girl.
14:36Jack.
14:38Wake up.
14:41What do you want?
14:43I just called to say hi.
14:46Well, hi.
14:50Can I see you?
14:53Juliet, I'm sorry.
14:56I gotta go.
15:03Look, I don't think it's a good idea for us to talk yet.
15:06Juliet, it's Max.
15:09Max?
15:10Listen, um, I'm sorry about yesterday.
15:14Well, I was wondering if I could make it up to you with dinner tonight.
15:28He thought he was dying.
15:30It's no stroke, isn't it?
15:31I've caught on the script for Clownopin.
15:33He should see a psychiatrist.
15:36Are you okay?
15:38Yeah.
15:40Yeah.
15:44Okay.
16:08Someone called about a rental here?
16:14No.
16:17Fuck.
16:43Excuse me.
16:44Max.
16:45Hi.
16:46Who's this?
16:47Oh, this is Max.
16:48This is Sydney.
16:49We work together.
16:50Sometimes I feel like all I do is work, and, uh, I don't know.
16:53I decide to stop and come out and feel Brooklyn, you know?
16:57Yeah.
16:58Hey, Max, do you actually, do you mind walking me home?
17:15No.
17:38I know everything that goes on in this building.
17:41I know everything that goes on in your head.
17:44You think I don't know how your brain works?
17:49Just like your father.
17:52Jealous and perverted.
17:55That's enough.
17:59Your mother, she was beautiful.
18:06She married a weak man.
18:11Then she gave birth to another.
18:37Hey.
18:38Hey.