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01:00Yeah, honey, hi.
01:23The traffic is awful, so I'm afraid I'm gonna be late for about...
01:28Let's say, um, two, maybe three hours.
01:35Yeah.
01:37Love you.
01:38Bye.
01:55Okay.
01:58Well...
01:59Hey, hey, hey.
02:00Hey.
02:01What?
02:02Hey.
02:03What the hell?
02:04What are you doing?
02:05I need my clothes back.
02:06That's not funny.
02:07I need my clothes back.
02:08Come on.
02:09Hey, hey, what are you doing?
02:10What are you doing?
02:11Hey.
02:12It's not funny.
02:13Come on, girls.
02:14Hey.
02:15Hey.
02:16Hey.
02:17Hey.
02:18Hey.
02:19Hey.
02:20Hey.
02:21Hey.
02:22Hey.
02:23Hey.
02:24Hey.
02:25Hey.
02:26Hey.
02:28It's not funny.
02:29Come on.
02:40Hey.
02:41Wait, wait, wait.
02:42I need your help.
02:43I'm a pervert.
02:44I'm a pervert.
02:45Wait, wait, wait.
02:46I'm not a pervert, okay?
02:47I've been robbed.
02:48What?
02:49What?
02:50Yeah, believe it or not.
02:51They took my clothes and ran away, so I really need your help to find me something to wear.
02:56Where am I supposed to find you something?
02:59Here.
03:00I don't know.
03:01But if you don't help me, I'm going to go to the street like this.
03:06Please, I really need you to find me something to wear.
03:09All right.
03:10I have an idea, but be quiet.
03:13Okay, okay.
03:14Shh.
03:15Sure.
03:16Here.
03:17Let's go, let's go.
03:18Okay.
03:20Ooh.
03:24Quick.
03:31So.
03:33Hello.
03:36Start.
03:37What's your size?
03:38Um, L or XL, I guess.
03:41All right, XL.
03:42Uh, classic or sporty?
03:45Well, casual better.
03:46What color?
03:47Are you kidding?
03:48Are you kidding?
03:49Do I really look like I give a damn?
03:51Just please give me something already.
03:54All right.
03:55Try this.
03:57Thank God.
03:58And this.
04:02Oh, thank you.
04:04Uh-huh.
04:10Are you okay?
04:12Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm ready.
04:14Mm-hmm.
04:18Oh.
04:21Whew.
04:22So, how do I look?
04:24Wow.
04:25It suits you.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:31Perfect.
04:34Well, I guess you're the one.
04:39Oh, hey.
04:41Is that all?
04:43What do you mean?
04:44Are you going to leave like that without this?
04:51Oh.
04:54What do you have in mind?
04:57I have keys to an interesting room.
05:03I can give you a little tour.
05:06Well, I'm all for it.
05:08Wow.
05:11Oh.
05:12What?
05:13I hope you don't mind taking off what you've been wearing for a long time.
05:18Oh, no, I'm all for it.
05:22I adore this room.
05:24Really?
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26I love this atmosphere.
05:28By the way, which room are you staying in?
05:31Who, me?
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:33Oh, room 402.
05:35So, you are not alone here.
05:39What makes you think that?
05:41I was cleaning that room, and so someone messed up.
05:50Oh, that stuff?
05:51It's just from previous guests.
05:55I love married men.
05:57Oh, you do?
05:59Mm-hmm.
06:01You are so abundant and unfaithful.
06:06So, who are you staying with?
06:11Oh, with my wife.
06:14Come on, don't stop.
06:16And I cheat on her often.
06:19You bad boy.
06:22Oh, yes, I am.
06:24When was the last time?
06:26Well, actually, I almost cheated her on today.
06:30I almost had threesome.
06:33Why didn't it work out?
06:36Because those girls kind of tricked me.
06:48I guess I better make up for two you missed out on.
06:54Well, well, well.
06:57You finally admitted everything, darling.
07:01Honey, what are you doing here?
07:03Oh, that.
07:05This I can't explain.
07:06It's not what you think.
07:07Oh, really?
07:09Then I guess this is a traffic jam that you are stuck in, right?
07:14Listen, this started in the elevator.
07:18Oh.
07:19I know about the elevator.
07:21You do?
07:22And about the girls that stole your clothes.
07:25And about the maid that gave you the new one.
07:28Because I arranged it all.
07:33Why?
07:34You've been constantly cheating on me.
07:36But I couldn't prove it until today.
07:38No.
07:39But now I've got this.
07:42And I cheat on her often.
07:46And I cheat on her often.
07:48What a nice movie.
07:50Right?
07:51Yeah.
07:53You've completely failed my test.
07:55Twice this day.
07:57I'm shocked.
07:58You know what?
07:59I'll see you for everything, sweetheart.
08:03Please.
08:04Just give me one more chance, okay?
08:06I won't let you down.
08:08I promise.
08:09Honey.
08:10Hey, darling.
08:11Come on.
08:13Jesus.
08:14Oh, by the way.
08:16The clothes that we gave you weren't random.
08:20So, have a nice evening, sweetheart.
08:25No.
08:29Jesus.
08:39What?
08:40What are you doing in my room?
08:45And in my clothes?
08:48Oh, man.
08:49Come on.
08:50No.
08:51You've got some nerve.
08:52Come on.
08:53No.
08:54Wait.