Battle for B.F.D.I Episode 17 ''X Marks the Spot''
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00:00Hey Gelatin, how do you like our new home?
00:03I would say it's pretty rad!
00:05The grass here is softer than before, and if you squish it with your feet in the right
00:09way, it makes a cool squeaky sound.
00:11Watch!
00:12Um, okay, I think I've seen enough, bye!
00:18What about you Lollipop, feeling comfortable?
00:21I was until you showed up.
00:24That's mean, voters, you'd better take note of this!
00:28Says the person who got eliminated for inflating her teammate to death.
00:33Thank you for standing up for me!
00:35It's just my duty to protect any sphere on a cylinder.
00:39Can't you guys just high-five?
00:42Um...
00:43No high-fives!
00:44Only high-fours!
00:45Why only count one?
00:46One is still not far!
00:48This is so dumb.
00:51Four, can you just tell us what's going on with the competition?
00:54So many of us are very confused.
00:57Agreed.
00:58Ruby, put your times tables away.
01:00Four, clarification please!
01:03Four, can you just tell us what's going on with the competition?
01:07So many of us are very confused.
01:09Agreed.
01:10Ruby, put your times tables away.
01:12Four, clarification please!
01:15Clarification please!
01:18Um, hello?
01:20Four?
01:22They seem unresponsive.
01:24Step aside, Taco!
01:25I know what Four needs right now!
01:28Doo doo doo!
01:29Doo doo doo!
01:30Four!
01:31What's wrong?
01:32You look depressed!
01:34Oh, I don't know.
01:36I just don't know what I am.
01:38Where my co-host is.
01:40Then let's go to the-
01:41Wait, what?
01:42Four, did you just ask where your co-host is?
01:45Yeah, where's X?
01:47Four, you told X to leave you.
01:49And we know exactly where he is.
01:52Yeah, right now he's playing patty cake with two.
01:55Because they're best buds now.
01:57You mean you can bring him back?
02:01Well, maybe. I'm not sure.
02:03Because if you did, that would bring back the spirit of BFB!
02:13To be continued...
02:26Contestants!
02:27I have assembled you here today to retrieve X!
02:31Oh, wow!
02:32Yeah, I'd never agree to that!
02:35Well, you're gonna do it and like it!
02:38No, it's too hard!
02:41Wow, Balloony! I saved your life all those years back!
02:45Don't you wanna help me get X?
02:49No.
02:50What about you, Blocky?
02:52No!
02:53Bubble?
02:54No!
02:55Fiery?
02:56No!
02:57Gelatin?
02:58No!
02:59Leafy?
03:00No thanks!
03:01Closer?
03:02No!
03:04Spongey?
03:05No!
03:06Taco?
03:07No!
03:08Teardrop?
03:09Woody?
03:10No!
03:11Lollipop?
03:12Take a wild guess!
03:13No thanks!
03:14Flower?
03:15The answer was, is, and will always be no!
03:18Cool story.
03:19But what if I add back the original BFDI as a prize?
03:34Now I feel like it!
03:36How do I start?
03:38Hmm.
03:39Well, there's 14 of you.
03:41One on ice.
03:42Split you into two.
03:44Two.
03:45Two teams of seven, based on whether you're colored closer to 4-color or X-color.
03:51Oh, darn.
03:52Looks like I've been judged by the color of my food coloring once again.
03:57Perhaps I should use this paint bucket to change my color.
04:00Then I could avoid being on the same team as Balloony's ruthless murderer.
04:05So, I'm X-colored, huh?
04:07I never thought of it that way, but I guess I am!
04:10Who else is with me?
04:12Oh, yes!
04:13It's Season 1's winner!
04:15I can steal winning strategies from him, and Blocky's here too?
04:19Awesome!
04:20He can carry out my assassination missions, and no way!
04:23Loser's on my team too?
04:25Loser's on my team too?
04:27Hidden Super Fame can help me get sales for my new fashion line!
04:31Can you be quiet?
04:32I like my new team so much better than Iance.
04:36Hey, Four!
04:37Can I name my lovely team now?
04:40That'll be a future contest.
04:42Oh, Ruby, I don't know if I like our new 4-color team.
04:47Why not?
04:48You've got me.
04:49And Teardrop will never say a bad thing about you.
04:52That's true, but she's here too.
04:55Oh, her?
04:57You two never got over your awkward, frenemy face, huh?
05:01No.
05:02But why don't we resolve it now?
05:03Hey, Lady!
05:04No, Ruby!
05:05Now's not the time!
05:06Sorry!
05:07Oh, I'm just so worried.
05:08Hey, look at the bright side of things.
05:10At least you're not on the same team as Blocky, who's murdered you 2,763 times.
05:15That is nice, but hold on.
05:17Aren't you and him both red?
05:19Wait, you're right.
05:21Hey, Four?
05:22Why am I on a different team from Blocky when we're both red?
05:26What?
05:27Do you want to be on the same team?
05:30Quit squabbling!
05:32So whichever team gets X back to me wins.
05:35And the other team is up for elimination.
05:37Go!
05:40Oh, no!
05:41Woody's scared that we'll never be able to get X.
05:44New comrades, we need not fear.
05:47Our team is X-colored, so we're sure to win.
05:51And how do you know, cuboid?
05:55See that spot of saliva on the ground?
05:59Ah!
06:00Saliva!
06:01My poison!
06:02Oh, no!
06:05Loser!
06:06That's disgusting!
06:07Say it with me.
06:09X marks the spot.
06:11X marks the spot.
06:13By the laws of nature, X must come here on his own to mark this very spot.
06:20Sounds like pseudoscience to me.
06:26Leafster, how are we going to get X?
06:28By using our imagination!
06:30Okay, bye.
06:32Bubble, you got any ideas?
06:39No.
06:40Bubs, I got an idea!
06:44Right before her unforgivable elimination,
06:47our mystic alliance leader, Pencil, gifted me her most prized possession,
06:53urging me not to open it until the stars aligned.
06:57I have safely guarded this treasure for many moons until...
07:02Well, let's use it!
07:06Free Smart Super Band!
07:08Yay!
07:09Let's get in.
07:14Ah!
07:21Why don't we just drive around the hills?
07:24Lollipop, you're hurting my brain!
07:26I don't know what around means.
07:28Also, why'd you bring that paint bucket with us?
07:31None of your business.
07:39Loser?
07:40What's up?
07:41I think you're a great leader, but this X marks the spot thing isn't working.
07:47A fan is doubting me?
07:50No!
07:57If you believe it'll work, then it'll work.
08:00Oh, okay. I'll believe harder then.
08:04Yo, Taco!
08:08We both have rotting flesh in our heads.
08:12Why don't we form an alliance?
08:14An alliance?
08:15Flower, that strategy might have worked on me nine years ago,
08:19but today, you can't win me over that easily.
08:22Aw, come on! I was just...
08:24Hold on, what's this with you and rotten flesh?
08:26Oh, um, well, I mean...
08:29Oh, Flower.
08:31I can explain!
08:33You have six petals now.
08:34Huh? Oh, gosh, that's embarrassing. My bad.
08:38Now you have four.
08:40OMG, I'm really messing up, aren't I?
08:44Yeah, yeah you are.
08:46Come back to me when you can keep your story a little more consistent.
08:50Huh, I screwed up again!
09:02We're here to take X back!
09:06Okay, who's getting out to grab X?
09:09I thought you volunteered to!
09:11No! I said I was gonna stab!
09:13Want me to do it?
09:15No, you're too fragile!
09:17Oh, for blob's sakes!
09:19Where's Teardrop going?
09:25Oh, no, you didn't!
09:28I personally like X as our host.
09:32Yeah, X is the kindest host of the three we've seen by far.
09:36I hardly remember meeting the pulsating cyborg box,
09:39but I'm confident X is nicer than even him.
09:42X was fair for me when Palloonie died.
09:46You'd better not take our precious X from us.
09:49Hey, guys, don't fear.
09:51Why don't we just glue X to the ground?
09:54That doesn't sound fun!
09:56But Coiny, don't you know that contact with glue can damage your skin?
09:59Well, it damages your skin indeed!
10:01Hey, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
10:03Besides, I bought some glue that's certified to be gentle on numeric membranes.
10:08But where is it?
10:10Switcheroo, we can too.
10:13Got it!
10:15Now X will get to keep hosting our show!
10:19Yay!
10:20So long, you four fanatics!
10:22And next time, stick to your own lame host, who I hate!
10:26Quick, throw out the lasso!
10:33I hate lassos!
10:35Bye-bye, silly boy! I have valued our time together!
10:43Guys, we forgot teardrop!
10:45Oh shoot, you're right!
10:53I'm telling you, loser, your X marks the spot strategy is utter nonsense!
10:59Yay! X has marked your saliva spot with orange paint!
11:04It was my strategy that worked!
11:07And your team wins!
11:09The other team with the four colored contestants loses!
11:13Viewers at home, vote who you think should stay.
11:16Type the letter with the square brackets to save one of these guys.
11:19The one with the least votes leaves the show next episode.
11:22Last episode, over 59,000 of you voted.
11:25But I noticed that half of you still aren't subscribed.
11:27That is why, after you vote, make sure to hit the subscribe button
11:31so that you see who gets eliminated when the next episode comes out.
11:34Carrie and I really want to say thank you so much to our new team who we've hired last month.
11:38You guys did an incredible job this first episode.
11:40And I look forward to making many future episodes.
11:43So to both the crew and to you viewers out there, thank you.
11:46And see you in BFB 18.
11:488, 1, 2.
12:02X, I'm so happy you're back. Are you?
12:06Hmm, it depends. How good are you at patty cake?
12:09I'm super pro.
12:11Yay! Then I'm happy as well.
12:17Get into your job. We're going shopping.
12:21Ugh, I guess now we gotta head all the way back.
12:25Just look at the silver lining. More bonding time for new friends.
12:29Do I have to remind you that you killed me one time?
12:32Did you know we have already lost the challenge?
12:36I may be sweet, but my news is not.
12:46You