Total DramaRama S02E35 Snow Country for Old Men
Chef accidentally brings Flakey the Snowman to life after the kids don't appreciate him in his Winter Wonderman Persona and they start to like Flakey more than Chef but this snowman isn't as jolly as he looks.
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00:00Jingle bells, Cody smells, but it's not his fault.
00:06Ah, the season's first snow.
00:09Okay, kids, who's ready for some...
00:15Cold!
00:17Oh, kind of chill, huh?
00:19Well, I know someone who can put the hype back in hypothermia.
00:26Winter Wonder Man!
00:28Winter Wonder Man is a bit I do every year.
00:31The kids love it when I dress up.
00:34When Shep dresses up, it makes my eyes barf,
00:37and Winter Wonder Man's his lamest character.
00:40By far.
00:41And you kids all know what Winter Wonder Man's all about, right?
00:45Outdoor activities!
00:50Our first activity will challenge your reflexes and teach you about team spirit.
00:55Snowball fight!
00:57Yay! I love snowball...
01:02Whoops! Okay, let's try some snow angels.
01:09I shaved a bad jalapeno poppers for breakfast!
01:14Little deep, huh?
01:16Uh-oh, these outdoor activities aren't going as planned.
01:20Better bring out the big guns.
01:27Ta-da!
01:29What's wrong with you kids?
01:31How can you not be excited about a Winter Wonder Snowman?
01:34Because the class is freezing and Cody's being eaten by a penguin.
01:40You're the 12th animal I've been inside.
01:43Shep, it's just too cold to have fun outside today.
01:48Okay, okay, but Winter Wonder Man has one more trick up his onesie.
01:53No one can resist a snowman that glows!
02:02Yes! All hail Winter Wonder Man!
02:08Oh no!
02:10Someone tell me what's happening!
02:12It's going to blow!
02:16Why hello, new friends! I'm Flinky the Snowman!
02:21A living snowman? Sweet!
02:24Hold on, kids. Now what do we say every time a toy-la-no-more piñata comes to life?
02:31It probably wants to eat us!
02:34Jingle bells, no! All Flanky wants is to enjoy this marvelous winter day with you.
02:40Thank you, new best friend.
02:43Can we play with him, Shep? Please?
02:46But I thought you kids were too cold to be outside.
02:50Not if Flanky's here. He's so cool!
02:54Winterific! Now, who's up for a snowball fight?
03:02Now that's cold.
03:04So that Flank thinks he can out-wonder Winter Wonder Man?
03:08Oh, let's see him compete with this!
03:14Hey, kids! Now that you love snow, who wants to go tobogganing?
03:19Down what? That bump?
03:23Fruit cakes! Anything can be fun with a little winter magic!
03:30Oh, that's not good.
03:35Ah, sugar plums!
03:42Hey, this is kind of fun!
03:50Well, I can't beat Flanky at winter fun, but I always win at story time!
03:56The elf who fell off the shelf and never returned. Perfect!
04:00Kids, it's story time!
04:08Oh, no! Nothing's better than a cartoon!
04:12Flanky, you're the best teacher ever!
04:16Jealous? Of a snowman? Of course not! I am a teaching professional!
04:25I can't believe I used to think all you guys were good for was melting in the spring for our amusement!
04:31You're all... I'm melting!
04:35Melting's funny.
04:37Oh, yes! Slowly boiling alive, while humans watch and laugh.
04:42And then they bring us back every winter to do it again, and again, and again!
04:47All right, class! Playtime's over! Everyone back inside!
04:53Sorry, Flanky. No snow inside. School rules!
04:59Flanky! Flanky! Flanky! Flanky!
05:03That's it! Either he goes, or I go!
05:07Well, I lost my job to a snowman. Somehow, I always knew this is how it would end.
05:15I turned down the temperature a few degrees so you're more comfortable.
05:19Oh, how thoughtful! But how about we turn it down by all the degrees?
05:26Now to deal with you!
05:29I'm not sure I like your inside games as much as the outside ones.
05:33Game? Oh, this is no game! This is revenge!
05:37Me! Revenge against who?
05:40Against you, you wormos!
05:44Every winter humans make us, and then every spring do nothing while we melt in drippy anguish!
05:52Then our wounded souls become trapped in the cloud realm until another winter comes.
05:58We have had enough! So we planned our revenge, and then waited for someone foolish enough to bring us to life!
06:05Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some fellow snow colleagues to resurrect!
06:15Meat! No shot! Ice Fist! Razor Burn! Dirty Dirk! And Carl!
06:21Meat! No shot! Ice Fist! Razor Burn! Dirty Dirk! And Carl!
06:28Thanks a lot, Mr. Penguin! If I was out there any longer, I'd have turned into a chef'sicle!
06:34You're right. This is all my fault!
06:39Oh, what I wouldn't give to hear those sweet children's voices again!
06:46Yeah, just like that!
06:48Wait a second! Those sweet children's voices sounded like they were in trouble!
06:56I knew that frozen punk was up to no good! I mean, I had no idea, but I do now!
07:04This looks like a job for... Winter Wonder Man!
07:10How the snow tables have snow-turned!
07:15Enjoy, brothers and sisters! Today, we freeze this school! Tomorrow, the world!
07:24Looks like spring's coming early this year!
07:29No! Snowmen! Attack!
07:33No! Snowmen! Attack!
07:40Meathead Force One!
07:43No, no, no!
07:45Come on, kids, get in the game! Here, Owen, drink some hot sauce and do what you do best!
07:52Oh, I get it!
07:56I think I want to go home.
07:59Uh-oh!
08:01His hair care products can protect him no longer!
08:06Ice work! Now ice him out!
08:09This is gonna hurt!
08:15Sorry, Flaky. Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but you're about to get hot under the collar!
08:22What?!
08:24It tastes like paint!
08:29I've always wanted to do that!
08:32Okay, so, uh, I think you kids learned your lesson! I'll see myself out!
08:40But you have to stay for... desserts!
08:45Really? Is that the best you've got?
08:47Cookies!
08:50Yum!
08:54Yay!
08:56You may have won this round, but I'll be back again next winter, and the one after that.
09:02And someday soon, another insecure teacher will bring me to life!
09:07You'll see!
09:10He makes a good point.
09:12Another insecure teacher will bring me to life!
09:15You'll see!
09:18He makes a good point. Maybe we shouldn't completely destroy him after all.
09:22Fine by me. I know just the place for old Flaky here.
09:30Oh, right. I guess it is kind of warm in here.
09:34Oh, well.