Helen is determined to tackle the high level of drug abuse on G-Wing. She has learned that the prison's random testing policy is anything but, and she is shocked to learn that her POs test
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00:00OK, girls, out you come.
00:20Do you know which way to go?
00:39Come on, missus.
00:40Get off me.
00:41Move it, then.
00:49Take a seat there, my love.
01:14Right, what have we got?
01:16Ah, return of Bonnie and Clyde.
01:18Let's see if they're happy. It's karaoke tonight.
01:20So don't give me no agro and I'll get you through on time, all right?
01:23I'll do with a break in here myself.
01:25Who's our new buddy?
01:26No rent, three meals a day, karaoke.
01:28Has she got no property on?
01:30Her? No, just her handbag.
01:36Didn't your brief tell you to pack a suitcase, love?
01:40Um...
01:42Not to worry.
01:43We'll kit you out with stuff from the WVS cupboard
01:45till you get your own stuff sent in.
01:47Sorry?
01:49You can't wear that suit for the next five years now, can you?
02:11Cheers, Dawn.
02:12Are you going to the karaoke tonight?
02:14No, I want to see Dockley singing her tits off.
02:16I'll make the most of the phone. No queue.
02:19Corned beef or pizza?
02:20She's a vegan. I'll do hers.
02:22I want pizza.
02:24Pizza's got cheese on it. You can't have that.
02:27But I'm not a vegan.
02:28Says on my sheet you are.
02:30I can't eat that.
02:31What are you playing at now, Dockley?
02:33Oh.
02:35Have I got the wrong name down?
02:37Oh, yeah, but, no.
02:38What am I like? I don't know.
02:41No wonder you were so upset.
02:44Next.
02:46Rachel.
02:48Listen.
02:49If you want to help yourself,
02:51just make sure you don't get too friendly
02:53with that bastard screwdriver Fenner, all right?
02:56I don't know what you mean.
02:57I mean, Dockley's doing life
02:59for what she did to a girl she got jealous of.
03:02It's got nothing to do with you.
03:04She's doing life for what she did to a girl she got jealous of.
03:07So just be smart.
03:09Don't give her any cause, yeah?
03:17Oh, and before you go,
03:18I received an anonymous complaint
03:20from one of the women about drugs testing.
03:23I think we should talk about it.
03:24We've obviously got some changes to make here.
03:27Basically, what she's saying is that we deliberately select women
03:30who are tested negative every month
03:32so that we can save ourselves paperwork
03:34and avoid looking bad at the Home Office.
03:36So, before she writes to her MP...
03:38Well, excuse me.
03:40Well, I think it's us women officers
03:42should be complaining about urine tests.
03:44I mean, it's all right for the men's prisons.
03:46They're always showing themselves to each other.
03:48But I don't want to watch women going to the toilet.
03:51And what's wrong with keeping the drugs figures down, Helen?
03:53Every other prison's at it.
03:56Are you trying to be funny, Jim?
03:58Oh, come on.
03:59Let's keep a sense of perspective here.
04:01Are we really going to get our knickers in a twist
04:03over one anonymous letter?
04:05I've checked the records.
04:07There's several names that crop up negative every month.
04:10I can't believe that that's random selection.
04:12Well, it's hard to prove if it is or if it isn't.
04:15Well, I want it clear from now on
04:17that the only people that we will specifically target
04:19for a hard time are suspected users.
04:22OK?
04:23Well, fine, but I think that you'll find...
04:25Good.
04:26Because no matter what we think of the methods,
04:28the whole point is to detect drugs abuse,
04:30not to bloody well deliberately dodge it.
04:32Yeah, but don't kid yourself, Helen.
04:34These junkie girls are a lot cleverer than you think.
04:37Well, you know,
04:39drugs-free piss is a saleable item now.
04:42And how do we know if they haven't got a little bottle of it
04:44tucked up inside them?
04:46Can't watch where it comes out of, can we?
04:49So what is your point, Jim?
04:51Are you saying that we might as well just give up on them?
04:54No, I'm just being honest, that's all.
04:57Prison makes them feel bad, drugs makes them feel good.
05:00They'll get hold of them, no matter what we do.
05:03Well, they wouldn't if we were serious.
05:05If we want to stop it, it's simple.
05:08100% closed visits.
05:10Now, you can moan, Jim,
05:12but that's how most of the drugs get in here,
05:14off their outside visitors.
05:16If we stop them kissing and cuddling,
05:18they wouldn't be able to pass the stuff, would they?
05:20But hang on, Sylvia.
05:22Think about the poor kids and the girls who don't do drugs.
05:25Why should they all have to suffer?
05:27Because suffer they must.
05:29Well, suffer they're not going to, Sylvia.
05:31We are going to reach out to women like this
05:34and bloody well show them that we're on their side.
05:37Right, Monica, you can keep this little lot here
05:40and sign for the rest here and here.
05:42You'll be fed up of your signature by the time we're finished with you.
05:45Can't I keep my compact?
05:47Sorry, my love, not with a mirror in it.
05:49Why, do you think I'm going to smash it and stab somebody?
05:51Or somebody else might, so we can't take the risk now, can we?
05:55Take that into there.
05:57Pop all your clothes in a little pile, all except your panties.
06:00Then when you're done, I'll take you out to wait for your medical.
06:05Well, I haven't got time to go around sticking up stupid posters.
06:08Just give them to Dominic.
06:10And watch who you pull for a piss test in future.
06:13I've got to chase up an appointment with health care.
06:16I'll catch you later.
06:18Right.
06:25Take a seat there till you're cooled.
06:30I know the nurse hasn't come and got you yet.
06:33Now give them another call.
06:35Two times soon, girls. The toilet's just come down.
06:41I've got a pen here.
06:44Sorry?
06:46A thing to write with.
06:48Oh, um...
06:50Yes, I think...
07:12Nice pen.
07:16See you if you like.
07:21What's your name?
07:23Um, um... Monica.
07:26Oh, Monica!
07:28That's interesting. I'm Zandra.
07:31Zandra? Monica?
07:33And Zandra.
07:37Well, so interesting.
07:40What would be really interesting is if it didn't take half a day to go through...
07:43That's boring, bollocks!
07:46See?
07:48They only drag it all out to wind us up, innit?
07:52Is that why I need stupid things?
07:54I need a phone.
08:07I was hoping you'd come.
08:09I, er, I can't stay.
08:12What's the matter?
08:14What's the matter?
08:16Sit down, Emma.
08:20Why are you being so different?
08:24Because...
08:27Because I feel bad.
08:29Why?
08:34Because what happened between us...
08:38I was out of order, Rachel.
08:40I took advantage of you.
08:42But I wanted it.
08:44No, you didn't. You just wanted someone to be nice to you.
08:51I don't understand.
08:54Rachel, I'm not like this.
08:58I've always had a cast-iron rule never to even flirt with any of the girls in here.
09:04I'm a married man, for Christ's sake.
09:12Look, anyway...
09:15It, er, it can't happen again between us.
09:18And you've got to forget it ever did.
09:23I'm sorry.
09:25No, please wait. This isn't what you really want to tell me, is it?
09:29You're making this so hard for me.
09:31I love you.
09:32No, you don't.
09:33I do. You know what I feel for you.
09:37This is what you really want, is it?
09:39Yeah.
09:43So what are you in here for, then, Monica?
09:47Are you one of them part-time animal protesters?
09:50No, I... I...
09:54There was a mistake. I shouldn't be here.
09:57They're all innocent, Monica.
09:59I mean, what do they do you for?
10:01Everyone stay seated where you are.
10:04Excuse me, please.
10:07Is there a telephone I can use, please?
10:10Is there a telephone I can use, please?
10:12I need to make arrangements for my son.
10:14Hang on. I know you.
10:17You're that fraud woman, aren't you? In the papers.
10:20Oh, um, what's your name?
10:22I'm Monica Lindsay.
10:23That's it.
10:24Please, I have to get to a phone.
10:26You'll be told when you can make your reception telephone call.
10:28No, no, you don't understand. I need to make it now.
10:30Look, you don't get special treatment for talking posh in here, you know.
10:34Just sit down and wait your turn.
10:37Right. Who's next?
10:40Skinner?
10:42This way.
10:45And it's Miss or Mrs Hollenby when you speak to me in future.
10:54And it's old buddy bag when she's out the room.
11:05Oh, look, Dawn, your wallpaper.
11:07Take it seriously, cos Miss Stewart's on the warpath.
11:10Yeah? Well, good for her.
11:12Cos them junkie girls can make our lives a misery, no kidding.
11:15Well, if you know who they are, Michelle, don't be afraid to name names.
11:18Why? Is it all confidential, then?
11:20Yeah, you can write direct to the DST.
11:23The Dedicated Search Team.
11:25Not even us officers are allowed.
11:27Right.
11:34Oh, Nicky.
11:38I... wanted to talk to you about Carol Byatt.
11:42Did you, Miss?
11:43I didn't have her shipped out. It went over my head.
11:46And if you think it was to stop her suing us for negligence,
11:49then I'm absolutely sure you're right.
11:51Oh, great. Even more amazing to me. You can stick your job, Miss.
11:54So you still don't think you can do any good, then?
12:00No. I think you'd do a really great poster.
12:03Very eye-catching. Totally pointless, but worth it.
12:06Totally pointless?
12:07What, you think it's pointless to protect your civil liberties, do you?
12:10Well, what?
12:11Because that is what I'm trying to do here, Nicky.
12:13For all of you non-drug users.
12:15Huh?
12:16Because I'm sick of what you have to put up with.
12:18And your visitors.
12:19All because we don't target the real abusers and get them on some treatment.
12:23Are you trying to wind me up?
12:26You're not telling me that you take drugs, are you?
12:29No.
12:32I'm not telling you anything.
12:37In you come.
12:39Got a celebrity here.
12:41Remember that... What's his name?
12:43Swindle all that money and then shot off to South America?
12:46She's the woman who helped him.
12:48I said to my Bobby, I knew she'd have to be guilty.
12:51Right, then, Monica.
12:53Strip search, then fingerprints and photo.
12:56Put your things on there so Mr Tyson can look through them.
12:59And you get behind there and slip your dressing gown off.
13:02Why?
13:03I'll look at your top half first.
13:05Then you can have your bra back on
13:07for when I check out your panties and your bottom half.
13:10What? Check for what? Why?
13:12See the attitude?
13:14As if it's the highlight of my day to peer up women's smelly bottoms.
13:18Look, Monica, we're not allowed to touch you.
13:21But if you don't want to cooperate, you can be forced, so...
13:24Get away from me! This is unbelievable!
13:27Look, we're only trying to do our job.
13:29Bloody hell, do you think I've got concealed in my underwear?
13:32It could be money, drugs, weapons.
13:34Don't be ridiculous. Of course I haven't.
13:36Then you shouldn't mind us having a look, should you?
13:39I want to speak to your superior.
13:41I want to speak to your superior right now. Do you hear me?
13:44OK. Help me to get hold of her.
13:46Don't you dare come near me! Don't you dare!
13:48Oh, leave it out! Just give the sad old cow a flash, Monica.
13:51No! Oh!
13:53Oh, get your hands off it!
13:56Getting off on that, are you?
13:59Oh!
14:24Not coming to the karaoke, Rachel?
14:26No, I'm...
14:27Oh, don't tell me you're too scared to come out yourself.
14:32Rachel.
14:37Let me give you some advice.
14:40You're just going to have to learn to stick up for yourself.
14:43Cos otherwise, let's face it,
14:46your life's not going to be worth living, is it?
14:50In fact, I'll tell you what you should do, right.
14:53I'll tell you what you should do, right.
14:55You should write a letter of complaint to the Swoop Squad.
14:59Pardon?
15:00Tell them, Rachel.
15:02Tell them you've been bullied to bring drugs in.
15:05Name names.
15:07Go on.
15:09Get your writing paper out.
15:12But...
15:14What's the matter?
15:17Why would you want me to name you?
15:19Hey!
15:21Don't be stupid, Rachel.
15:24I didn't say name me, did I?
15:26Now, get writing. I'll tell you who to name.
15:32Can I just go to the toilet, miss?
15:34I've got a bad tummy.
15:51I've got a bad tummy.
16:21I've got a bad tummy.
16:37Telephone.
16:39Card.
16:40One call only.
16:43Er, how do I, erm...
16:46Just dial the number.
16:48Ah!
16:49Thank you, miss.
16:54Thank you, miss.
17:16Hello?
17:17Oh, Joan, it's Monica.
17:19Monica.
17:20I'm phoning from the prison. I have to be quick.
17:22Did my solicitor manage to...
17:24Yes, yes.
17:25And we phoned Hillgrove.
17:27We're picking him up after the concert...
17:29Sorry, I can't hear.
17:31I said we phoned Hillgrove.
17:33We're picking him up and bringing him to stay with us.
17:36Thank you, Joan. I'm so sorry.
17:38Don't worry. We're glad to help out.
17:40Only you know we're leaving...
17:42Only you know we're leaving...
17:44If I can just ask you to cope with him this weekend,
17:46and then I'll phone Hillgrove and make some arrangements.
17:49But what do you want us to tell him, Monica?
17:52Where do we say you are?
17:54Monica?
17:58Miss, can you tell me what wing Denny Blood's on, dear?
18:04Right, it's Okie karaoke.
18:06Yes, ma'am.
18:08Hey!
18:18Did my little meal come through?
18:20Easy, innit?
18:26They're beautiful!
18:28They will be on you, shall we?
18:39Hi, this is Trish. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.
18:45Hi, babes, it's me.
18:47Pick up the phone and talk to me.
18:51Pick up the phone, darling. Come on.
18:53You said you'd be there. Get off the loo or whatever you're doing.
18:57This is Monica, everyone. There's your bed there, my love.
19:00And her wardrobe.
19:02And there's your wardrobe.
19:04Normally, what I'd have done, I'd have put it in the closet.
19:07Normally, you'd be moved straight to a wing tomorrow,
19:10but coming in on a Friday...
19:12Can I make another phone call tomorrow?
19:14If you pester for it.
19:16Right, girls, don't do anything me and the Queen wouldn't do.
19:19See you Monday. Goodnight.
19:38Yeah.
19:43You've got to shut it all out now, Monica.
19:46Bowing to yourself.
19:48Stay safe.
20:08Knock, knock.
20:10Hello, dreamboat. What can we do for you, then?
20:13Are you in a dancing lesson?
20:15I bet you've got a lovely wig on, haven't you?
20:17Do you want these?
20:19Oh, they're in a series.
20:21Could you, um...
20:23Do anything for you.
20:25Anything.
20:29So, what have you got for us, then?
20:32Just the one. And it's only been open for check-in, not read.
20:35Is it from David? Yeah.
20:37You wouldn't think I was old enough to have a son of 15, would you?
20:41Eh?
20:43No.
20:45Slow off the mark there, wouldn't you?
20:47Bit slow.
20:49Here, here's my David here.
20:51In his school uniform.
20:53Blimey, what school's that?
20:55Albuquerque College.
20:57You impressed? Yeah.
20:59It must cost you a bit, though, didn't it?
21:01We can earn it when we're not stuck in here.
21:03Well, we can earn it when we're not stuck in here, can't we?
21:05Can't we?
21:07Right.
21:09I better get on.
21:13Go on, then, sweetie. Hang about.
21:25Right.
21:29Dear Mum and Aunty Julie,
21:31panic over.
21:33Harry's fixed it with his parents
21:35to take me with him to France.
21:37France?
21:39For the old vac.
21:41So I won't have to fend for meself in your temporary absence.
21:44Well, that's fine. Yeah.
21:46But they want you to phone them to say that you approve.
21:49You what?
21:51What's he talking about?
21:53I can't phone his friend's parents.
21:55Why not?
21:57Why not?
21:59Cos I'm supposed to sound like I'm as posh as them, aren't I?
22:02Not Cor Blimey Common from Clapham Park.
22:10Morning, girls. Wakey, wakey.
22:12Is that your toilet pop-up?
22:14She went there herself.
22:16Well, it's a good job you're moving out, so come on, chip-chop.
22:18Fold your blankets up and keep your sheets and your pillowcases
22:21with your personal belongings.
22:23Then I'll come and allocate you to your units.
22:25I want to make another phone call.
22:30SHE SIGHS
22:44I had this punter once.
22:46An actor.
22:48He was in Ammerdale.
22:50Yeah? Yeah.
22:52He said if you popped a button in your mouth,
22:55it made you talk posh.
22:57Try it, Jules.
22:59Come on, you've got to do something.
23:03Go on, then.
23:09OK, it's ringing.
23:11Ring, ring, ring, ring.
23:13Ring, ring, ring, ring.
23:15Posh, hello?
23:17Hello.
23:19Is that Mrs Collingham-Reed?
23:22Posh, yes, speaking.
23:25Hello, Mrs Collingham-Reed.
23:28This...
23:31..is Mrs Saunders.
23:33David Saunders' mother.
23:35Right, these are the names of the people
23:37that will be coming with me to G-Wing.
23:39The rest of you will be going with Senior Officer Hollanby to H-Wing.
23:42OK.
23:44Skinner, Lindsay,
23:46Meason.
23:48Plackett.
23:50No. I can't, miss.
23:52You can't what?
23:54I can't go on G-Wing, miss.
23:56There's people there that's out to get me.
23:58Please let me swap, miss. I want to go on H-Wing.
24:01Well, that's tough cheese for you, then.
24:03Cos you'll go where we send you.
24:05This way.
24:11Yes, thank you so much.
24:13Nice to have spoken to you.
24:16Goodbye.
24:19SHE SIGHS
24:24Hello, Whiskered.
24:27Morning, girls. I've got two new roommates for you.
24:33Monica and Zandra. This is Denny and Chas.
24:37Zandra?
24:39There's your beds, then. Get them made up and you can go and get some breakfast.
24:42Monica, sorry we've got to stick you in with the youngsters for now,
24:45but I'm sure you'll be a good influence on them.
24:50I'll take this one, shall I?
25:00You was in Irvine Remand last year.
25:02Let's just forget it, OK?
25:04No way. You hours were too bad to smack, you do.
25:06I don't owe you nothing.
25:08That gear was cut weak as shite.
25:10Poor you.
25:13Get off me!
25:15Stop it! Stop it!
25:17Bitch, get off me!
25:19Help!
25:21Somebody!
25:23For God's sake, I said stop it!
25:25And who do you think you're telling what to do, bitch?
25:33I think you should go and calm down, don't you?
25:38You wait till Sian has you back.
25:42You all right?
25:44What's happened?
25:46I'm gonna be sick.
25:54OK. Joe, first off for you lot is main gate.
25:57All incoming staff, bags and pockets, uniform and civilian.
26:01Especially in probation, take the video camera, put the wind up.
26:05You'll come with me, Kim.
26:07We've had a tip-off on G-Wing.
26:10Coffee counts as a luxury in here.
26:12But you can't buy it from the canteen.
26:14Sorry, prison shop, known as canteen.
26:17We get to go there once a week to blow our princely private spends.
26:20Sorry?
26:22Our tiny little amounts of personal cash.
26:24Except it's not actual cash, it's just sums in a book.
26:27And what you're actually allowed all depends on which regime you're on,
26:31according to the so-called incentives and earned privileges scheme,
26:35which basically depends on which school likes you.
26:39Sorry, screw me.
26:41Yes, yes, I know that much.
26:43Julies, this is Monica.
26:45Monica, this is Julie Johnston, and this is Julie Saunders.
26:48And then there's the two Julies.
26:50Hello.
26:51I was just introducing Monica to some of the quirks and customs of prison life.
26:54It's not all bad.
26:56No, not all.
26:57Nice people.
26:58Yeah, nice people.
26:59Nice sewing room.
27:01Nice sewing room.
27:02Very nice mushroom quiche.
27:04Very nice mushroom quiche, when we have it.
27:07It's not all bad, Monica.
27:09No, just it's prison.
27:12Yes.
27:16She's a junkie, isn't it?
27:18She's got to have something on her.
27:26Go for her stuff.
27:35Hello, Monica. I'm Helen Stewart, Governor of G-Wing.
27:37Please come and have a seat.
27:43You've read your induction pack?
27:46Um...
27:48Some of it, yes.
27:50Well, the purpose of this interview is for me to explain basic prison procedure
27:54and for you to ask me any questions that you might still have.
27:57If somebody told me what goes on in here, I would never have believed them.
28:00Strip-searching, sharing an open toilet,
28:03uniformed men peering at you in your bed.
28:05Yes, I know coming to prison for the first time must be a great shock,
28:08but what we have to do now is help you to deal with it.
28:10Deal with it? I can't deal with this!
28:13I keep thinking any minute one of you is going to say to me
28:16that it's all been a mistake because it must be a mistake.
28:18What have I done to deserve five years in prison?
28:21Sorry, Monica, I can't comment on your actual sentence.
28:23But I have responsibilities. Why does nobody care about that?
28:26Sorry?
28:27I have a son, Spencer, to look after.
28:29A son?
28:30Yes, he absolutely relies on me.
28:32Why? How old is he?
28:33He's 30.
28:3430?
28:35He hasn't spent a night apart from me in his whole life.
28:37He won't be able to cope.
28:38Well, don't you think it's about time he grew up, Monica?
28:42My son has Down syndrome.
28:51Look, I'm sorry.
28:52He'll think I don't love him anymore.
29:03Bitch!
29:10She's crutched it all.
29:32Shit!
29:33Shit!
30:00DSP, back from the door!
30:04Well, fancy that.
30:09Looks like the guv's got her first hit.
30:11I'm going to be one of them someday.
30:17Oh, wow.
30:19You both for me?
30:20Stand up, Wade!
30:22Yes, sir.
30:26Have you got anything in this room or on your person you shouldn't have?
30:29No, sir.
30:30Are you trying to be disrespectful to me?
30:32Disrespectful, sir?
30:33Look...
30:34Sorry. I thought you were a man. Sorry, miss.
30:44Strip!
30:48Maybe we could book you in with the doctor, Monica.
30:50Put you on some medication, just while you're just a bit...
30:52Medication?
30:54What, so you can turn me into a zombie?
30:56No, I didn't mean...
30:57No.
30:58No, thank you.
30:59I don't want to dull the pain, thank you very much.
31:01My son can't, can he?
31:04Can you take Monica along to probation, please?
31:07They at least can help you sort out your care arrangements.
31:11Helen.
31:13Maybe your poster campaign's working after all.
31:15Anything that targets that troublemaker Nicky Wade's just brilliant by me.
31:19What are you talking about, Jim?
31:20She's just had a visit from the DST.
31:22I assume you knew.
31:25Nothing here.
31:43Legs apart, squat down.
31:49I'm sorry.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:53I'm sorry.
32:00God, it must drive you wild, not being allowed to touch me.
32:08She's clean, as far as I can tell.
32:12Put your clothes back on, we're going to search your room now.
32:15Oh, mine's a cell, not a room.
32:17Get an officer to lock her in somewhere sterile.
32:24I could get you put down a block for this.
32:27What, you'd grass us up, would you?
32:30Listen, good bitch.
32:32No-one screws with Shell. We teach them.
32:35So if you don't want to get mashed up bad, you'd best pay back faster.
32:39Right?
32:41Nice work.
32:42I'm going to make a complaint.
32:44They are not allowed to do this.
32:46They're allowed to make me squat over a mirror.
32:48Nicky, they had good reason to suspect that you were dealing in drugs.
32:51Why, because you told them?
32:53No, I didn't actually.
32:55I didn't tell them.
32:57I didn't tell them.
32:59I didn't tell them.
33:01I didn't tell them.
33:03I didn't tell them.
33:05I didn't tell them.
33:07I didn't tell them.
33:09You told them?
33:10No, I didn't actually.
33:12You liar.
33:13Well, you can think what you like.
33:15But the fact is, they may not have found anything on you, but they will on others.
33:18And the women that don't do drugs will thank us for that.
33:21You're fantastic. I'm really glad you're convinced you're doing the right thing.
33:23Now why don't you just piss off out of my space?
33:32You really let yourself down, Nicky.
33:39You really let yourself down, Nicky.
33:57I'm clean. Oh, I give it to you.
33:59Don't lie to me.
34:01I'm not. I'm telling you, I've kicked...
34:04Look, look, Ernest.
34:06I'll pay you back with phone cards.
34:08I didn't get it brung in, can I?
34:10Get a knickers off.
34:17I'm only asking you for what you owe me, Sandra.
34:21Then, if you want to do a phone card deal after, that's fine by me.
34:39Hello.
34:41Hiya.
34:43Can I talk to you?
34:45Well, it's not a great time.
34:47No, I don't mean about...
34:50It's about bullying.
34:54OK, love.
34:56What about bullying?
34:58Shell Dockley made me do something I feel really bad about.
35:03Oh.
35:05Maybe if I changed how I look.
35:08If I tried to look more posh, then maybe I'd get to sound more like him.
35:12Do you think?
35:14Do you?
35:16Oh, I could kill David.
35:22Monica?
35:24Dara, did somebody call me?
35:27Just listen to me, Rachel.
35:29You've done exactly the right thing by coming to me.
35:32You've done exactly the right thing by coming to me.
35:35But what you don't understand is that, erm...
35:38Well, Miss Stewart, she wants you girls to report on the drugs pushers.
35:42She's glad Mickey Wade's been given a going-over.
35:45So, at the end of the day, Dockley's done her a favour, you see?
35:49But she was horrible to me. She threatened me.
35:52Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, but, erm...
35:55You've got no proof of that, love.
35:58Well, you haven't, have you?
36:00No, but...
36:01Then don't go making dangerous allegations.
36:03Cos all it'll do is let Dockley know that you've squealed.
36:08Just let me handle it the way I know best.
36:14You'll have to write down the names for me.
36:16Oh, no! No problem.
36:18Right. So, erm...
36:20I'll find you back here, then.
36:22And, Dara, anything we can do for you, Monica?
36:24Yeah, anything.
36:25Ironing. Ironing.
36:26Extra sugar. Sugar.
36:29Oh, yes!
36:31Result!
36:49Sandra?
36:51What's happened to you?
36:53I don't know.
36:59SHE SOBS
37:08Vicky?
37:10Oh, what's happened to your room?
37:12What do you want?
37:14Sorry, it's that girl Sandra again.
37:16I think she's been beaten up.
37:19She's lying on her bed. I really think she needs help.
37:22Look, who the hell do you think I am? Head bloody prefect?
37:25Go and tell the sodding screws.
37:27Well, go on!
37:28I don't trust the sodding screws, do you?
37:45Sandra, what have they done?
37:48What do you think?
37:51We lost her, didn't we?
37:58You're bleeding.
38:01They didn't use anything sharp, did they?
38:05OK, listen, erm...
38:07I'm going to get you some salt,
38:09so you can have a good soak in a bath.
38:12Monica will go with you, OK?
38:17What are you going to do for your next fix?
38:22I'll be OK tomorrow.
38:24I'll visit.
38:28You're going to really have to front up now, you know.
38:31Cos otherwise they'll be after you for more than a payback.
38:34What's happened to her?
38:42She's been de-crutched.
38:46Do I have to spill it out to you for her drugs?
38:49Just get her on to the bathroom.
38:51I'll be back as soon as I can.
38:58SHE SOBS
39:12Please try and come. I miss her. I want to see her.
39:15Can't you talk any faster, Hicks?
39:17But other girls' mums bring their babies in to visit.
39:20Tell her, Dem.
39:21Oi, Hicks, do you want me to shut your mouth for you?
39:23Look, Mum, I'm going to have to go. I'm running out of units.
39:26Bye, love. Bye.
39:30Hurry up. I was late. I was late.
39:45Hello? Is that Mrs Collingham-Reed?
39:48It's Julie Saunders here.
39:50Erm, David's mum. Come on, Uri.
39:52Shh!
39:54Sorry about the noise here.
39:56Whoa.
39:58Erm, actually, I'm ringing from prison.
40:01Yes, I'm chairing a board of visitors meeting in five minutes.
40:05But honestly, I can't thank you enough for leaping into the breach.
40:12We need to discuss your application.
40:14Hang on, I'm in the queue.
40:16Now. Now, please.
40:18Yes, sir.
40:20Are you off your bloody head?
40:22I need you, Hicks, to write that letter.
40:24What do you mean?
40:25She told me. And what if she tells somebody else, eh?
40:28Won't you be there? You'd lose all your privileges, the lot.
40:31I'd kill her first, the dirty little grass.
40:33For Christ's sake, shall, just stay away from her.
40:35I'm warning you for your own good. She's trouble.
40:38And I can't protect you if you go on acting stupid, OK?
40:52Right, you stay in your seats now,
40:55and you do not leave them until you're told.
41:01Come through, please.
41:03And remember, you are here to speak to one inmate and one alone.
41:10Hello, Spencer.
41:16Shit.
41:19I am pained.
41:21My darling.
41:33I'll cover them. You watch that pair over there.
41:38Thank you so much for bringing him, sister.
41:40I've explained to him that you're doing a special job in here for the Queen,
41:44and that's why the officers had to search us.
41:47They searched you?
41:49They gave me tea. Look, Mum, they gave me tea.
41:53They asked him to leave his jacket in a locker.
41:56But why?
41:58They said because it had pockets.
42:12No, thanks, I've given up.
42:15Since when? Since the day after I last saw you.
42:20Why didn't you tell me about it?
42:22I wanted to see if you'd notice.
42:25I couldn't be bothered with all that gum and patches thing.
42:28I went to see this guy that Charles went to in Harley Street,
42:32and I feel brilliant.
42:34Great.
42:37Well, you know how bad my cough was getting?
42:41Yeah.
42:43I'll still bring them in for you.
42:52Oh, hello, Miss Stewart.
42:54I'm glad to see that Monica's son's here.
42:56Yes, we were just saying
42:58we didn't know he was one of them poor Mongolian people.
43:01No. Shame.
43:03Well, don't go saying that to her, will you?
43:08You'd better put that one in the corner.
43:11That's our new come-and-don't over by the desk.
43:16Is that her?
43:20You never said she was a babe.
43:22But he is coming, I know he is.
43:24Even if he does come now, they won't let him in.
43:26Oh, please, just let me... I'm sorry, my love.
43:28I'm not sitting with them sad cows.
43:30I've got to see him.
43:32Come on, Sandra, don't be stupid. No!
43:34Right, you... I want to see my fiancé!
43:36Well, it's a pity he didn't want to see you.
43:39So go and sit in the corner or you're on report.
43:41If we had the staff, Sandra, I'd take you back to your cell.
43:44Come on. See you in a bit.
43:46I've got to set that thing to watch everyone else, don't you?
43:57Are you wearing my top?
43:59Well, that's all right, isn't it, Rachel?
44:01We're friends now, aren't we?
44:03Friends?
44:05That's what I promised Mr Fenner.
44:09And I mean, if you can't have a lend of a friend's top.
44:14Yeah, but you can't just come in my room and take my clothes.
44:18Well, yeah, I know what it's against the rules like.
44:32Well, aren't you going to tell me I look nice?
44:36I'll send you a letter every week, darling,
44:38and I'll phone as often as I can.
44:41Well, how do you want to be open up, will you?
44:44Well, I might have to be, Spencer.
44:48Well, not because I want to be, but...
44:51well, because...
44:53because that's what the Queen wants.
45:00It's a trap!
45:05Get down!
45:13I can't stop, man.
45:17Get off me!
45:21No!
45:25No!
45:29No!
45:31No!
45:33No!
45:37No!
45:39No!
46:03No!
46:07Well, we can't let him out for association tonight. Not in that mood.
46:10Well, at least I can be glad of something.
46:12Don't go blaming the DST for this. They're only doing their job.
46:15Just shut it, Lorna, eh?
46:17Look, everyone, I'm sorry you had to take the backlash out there.
46:22Hampton Visiting was a total nightmare.
46:24Well, that's the DST for you, Helen, which is why, if you ask me, I think...
46:27Look, if you would give me half a chance, Jim,
46:31anything addressed to the DST, I want it OK'd by me first. OK?
46:36I propose we cancel association tonight and wait for the dust to settle.
46:40Right, fine.
46:42We'll talk to the girls individually. It's the best way to calm them down.
46:45But you're not saying the DST shouldn't have pounced, are you, Gov?
46:48Bloody hell.
46:50Well, I'm all confused now. I mean, are we coming down hard on drugs or not?
46:53What we're saying is, Lorna, that prisons aren't black-and-white places. Right, Helen?
46:58I think we have to have a rethink about strategy.
47:02That's all I'm saying for now.
47:05Anyway...
47:08Well, that was as clear as a cloud.
47:11I think our university graduate's out of her depth, don't you?
47:22It's Monica.
47:24Monica?
47:26I told you, I'm not taking anything.
47:45Oi, Wade!
47:47Did you have a good time with the squat squad?
47:49Yeah, fantastic!
47:51Well, I did with the good-looking one.
47:57Love you, Monica!
48:00Is that Monica?
48:02Well, she's not going, though. Where is she?
48:04Not for five years, anyway!