GOVANDA BEST COMEDY CLIPS

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GOVANDA BEST COMEDY CLIPS

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00:00Ajgar Bhai.
00:01Yes, where will you go? But who are you?
00:03I am your SSP Nisar's wife. Salma Peetha.
00:06Oh, I see. I see. I see.
00:08Hey, do you hear? SSP sir's wife has come.
00:12What? SSP sir's wife?
00:15Reporting, madam. Reporting.
00:20Wife, you are here so early in the morning. Is everything alright?
00:24What do I tell you, Ajgar Bhai? I am robbed.
00:26What happened? What happened? What happened?
00:28You know that Mr. Nisar is a very short-tempered man.
00:31He got upset with a small thing and is going to Delhi.
00:34But why is he going to Delhi?
00:36I heard that something is going on in Delhi.
00:38What?
00:39About the second marriage.
00:41Second marriage?
00:41Sister, tell your husband to stop my husband from going to Delhi.
00:45Yes, stop him.
00:46Let me hear the matter.
00:47If you people don't stop him, I will tie a rope to the fan and hang myself.
00:51What?
00:52You must have a fan in your house.
00:53Yes, but there is a table fan.
00:55Oh God, whom will I hang myself on now?
00:58Salma, Salma.
01:00Sister, your husband will not go on this train.
01:04This is a promise of a brother.
01:06What time is the train?
01:087 in the morning.
01:09He will not go.
01:14SSP sir, sir, sir.
01:16Stop, sir. Stop, sir. Stop.
01:18Ajgar Singh, you are here so early in the morning.
01:22Have you come to wish me good luck?
01:23No, sir. No. I have come to make you understand.
01:26Whatever has happened, you can sweep it off.
01:27How can I sweep it off like this?
01:29Sir, small things keep happening, sir.
01:31Is this a small thing?
01:33It is a matter of our respect.
01:34You can shoot your respect.
01:36I mean, you go home and think with a cool mind.
01:39You will realize your mistake.
01:41My mistake?
01:42What nonsense are you talking?
01:46No, sir. You cannot go.
01:47I say, leave my hand.
01:48No, sir.
01:49Our train will miss.
01:50Sir, even if there was a plane, it would have missed.
01:53I will not let you go. Sorry.
01:55I say, leave me.
01:56No, sir. This is an order.
01:58Then I am sorry to say, this is also an order.
02:02This is an order.
02:03What are you doing?
02:04What are you doing?
02:05Have you gone mad?
02:06Leave me.
02:08I will not leave you. I will never leave you.
02:10My train is going to miss.
02:11Sir, even if the world misses, I will not let you catch this train.
02:17Look at this. Look at this.
02:18The train is going. It is going.
02:20Sir, let it go. I want the train to miss.
02:22Leave my hand.
02:23I will not leave you.
02:23I say, leave me.
02:24I will not leave you.
02:25Leave me.
02:25No.
02:26It is going. It is going.
02:36Gone.
02:39Idiot.
02:40Fool.
02:41You fool.
02:42What have you done?
02:43I had to reach Delhi at any cost today.
02:45No, sir.
02:46If you had reached Delhi today, your wife would have...
02:49...tied a rope around her neck, hung from a fan and reached heaven.
02:54What nonsense are you talking?
02:55My wife is waiting for me at Delhi platform.
02:58Delhi platform?
02:59Sir, she came to my house in the morning.
03:01What nonsense are you talking?
03:01Shut up.
03:02If you do not appear in court today, I will issue a non-bailable warrant.
03:07Oh, no, sir.
03:08I am sorry. I am sorry, sir.
03:10Sorry my foot.
03:11I will transfer you right now.
03:14No, sir.
03:14Listen to me, sir.
03:15You are suspended.
03:17But, sir, I...
03:18Suspended.
03:20He has suspended me for sure.
03:22Sir.
03:23Suspended.
03:25If his wife is at Delhi platform, then who was she who came to my house in the morning?
03:30Who was she?
03:32Whose phone is on the platform?
03:34I am suspended.
03:36Oh, no.
03:36This fellow is ringing again.
03:37I will not leave him.
03:38Otherwise, he will keep ringing.
03:39Hello.
03:41Hello.
03:41Ajgar, greetings to Salma.
03:44You scoundrel.
03:46What have you done to me?
03:48I am not a scoundrel.
03:49I am calling you a scoundrel.
03:51I had told you that if you do not return the money of the poor shopkeepers in 24 hours, then...
03:55You are done, right?
03:56Transfer.
03:57Now, I will also leave.
03:59My work is done.
04:00Now, I will also leave for Mumbai.
04:10How are you, brother Raja?
04:11He is a Banarasi.
04:12He is a beggar.
04:13Catch him.
04:14Hey, Chotu.
04:15Brother Raja.
04:16Brother Raja.
04:17Greetings.
04:18Greetings.
04:19How are you, Salma?
04:20I am fine.
04:22Is it?
04:23I have a good news for you.
04:24What is it?
04:25Mr. Diwani is upset with you.
04:27He has sold the hotel and gone away.
04:29He has gone away?
04:30Yes.
04:31Poor fellow.
04:33And this new boss is dying to meet you.
04:37Is he dying?
04:37Yes.
04:38Then, let us kill him.
04:40But, brother Raja, this new boss seems to be a little crooked.
04:45So, I am not a simple man.
04:47If I had a meeting today, I would have killed him.
04:52So, you are the owner of that small shop.
04:56Do not consider a small shop to be small.
04:59What is it?
05:00Sir.
05:01He is talking. Listen.
05:02What is it?
05:03My character is a little crooked.
05:04If I fight with someone, then the person does something...
05:07that the other person cannot even imagine.
05:10If he dreams, then he will think.
05:12If he fights with you, then he will not be able to sleep.
05:16Are you on my side or his side?
05:18On your side.
05:19Is the dirt on my side?
05:20I am telling you one thing.
05:21This seems to be crooked.
05:23I will have to apply honey to it.
05:26Honey will not work.
05:28Did you hear the voice?
05:29If you talk so loudly in your mind, then you will hear the voice.
05:34We will keep talking.
05:35You are our neighbor.
05:36Tell me, what will you take?
05:37I do not want honey.
05:38I do not want honey.
05:39I mean, do not force me.
05:40Something is fed to the goat before it is killed.
05:43Yes, I understand that.
05:44Tell me, are you on my side or his side?
05:46I am on your side.
05:47Which side is this?
05:48What will you have for dinner?
05:49What do you have?
05:50We have chicken lollipop, chicken tandoori, chicken tikka, mutton kebab.
05:54We are guests.
05:55Let us eat.
05:56You will talk behind my back.
05:57Please.
05:58I will give you four or five dishes.
06:00Mutton karahi, chicken karahi.
06:02Do one thing.
06:03Bring all the plates.
06:04We will place an order for dinner later.
06:05Yes, sir.
06:07Hey, tell me, sir.
06:08Did you hear the voice?
06:09Yes.
06:10Will you not hear if you abuse yourself?
06:11I will not abuse myself.
06:12That is what I am saying.
06:13Abusing is not like that.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:15You are a very smart man.
06:16I will have to become smart to work with you.
06:19Look, I will talk to you straight.
06:21Break the hut that you have built in my hotel.
06:25What else should I do?
06:26Should I come on the road?
06:27Should I sell vada?
06:28Should I fry fritters?
06:29No.
06:30Work in my hotel.
06:31I will pay you ten thousand rupees a month.
06:32Work in my hotel.
06:33I will give you twenty.
06:34Look, I will talk to you straight.
06:35Hey, sir.
06:36Do not give flowers.
06:37The previous owner gave me a contract.
06:38I could not do anything.
06:39I am not talking about hooliganism.
06:40I am talking about decency.
06:41Decency is to stop thinking about my hotel.
06:44That is right.
06:45What is the matter?
06:46It is my daughter's call.
06:47Oh.
06:48She said, my father is very strange.
06:49I said, that is right.
06:50What did she say?
06:51The mobile line is on.
06:52You will get the bill.
06:53Talk to her.
06:54I will.
06:55I will.
06:56Come here.
06:57Yes, daughter.
06:58Whose call is it?
06:59Daughter's call.
07:00Whose daughter?
07:01One daughter.
07:02She is young.
07:03She is young and beautiful.
07:04Do you see that girl?
07:05Yes.
07:06Send her home.
07:07Yes.
07:08Do not waste time.
07:09Discuss with her.
07:10Discuss.
07:11The problem is solved.
07:12Yes, sir.
07:13Yes.
07:14Sir, the problem is solved.
07:15How?
07:16Tell me.
07:17What?
07:18Lala was saying, that I am young...
07:19and I am about to get married.
07:20Yes.
07:21And...
07:22Baka told me, that you have a young daughter.
07:23So?
07:24I was saying, that you give me your daughter's hand.
07:25I will give you the keys of the hotel.
07:26How dare you to take my daughter's name?
07:27What is the problem in that?
07:28You have a young daughter and a hotel in front of the faster.
07:29Both your problems get solved, what is the problem?
07:30You have two problems.
07:34I'll break your face.
07:35Sir, it's okay.
07:37You've messed with me, haven't you?
07:39Your bad time has begun.
07:40And if you don't believe me,
07:42then look at your watch.
07:43What do I look at?
07:46Hello.
07:47This is Nisar Khan speaking.
07:49What?
07:49This is Nisar Khan speaking.
07:51Yes, yes, I'll pick it up in a minute.
07:54Hey, listen.
07:56Hey, get up.
07:57It's the SSP's call.
07:59Get up.
08:00Get up, get up.
08:02Oh, it's not a bribe that you're putting in your pocket.
08:05It's the SSP's call. Get up.
08:07Oh, SSP's call.
08:10Yes, sir.
08:11Yes, sir.
08:12Inspector Ajgar Singh speaking, sir.
08:14Any emergency, sir?
08:15The health minister is coming to our area
08:17from the first flight tomorrow morning.
08:18Don't worry, sir.
08:20The health minister will be taken care of, sir.
08:22It's not about him.
08:24It's about the dogs of our area.
08:26Dogs?
08:27Are the minister's dogs also coming in the flight, sir?
08:31Idiot.
08:32The dogs of our area are ill.
08:34The minister is allergic.
08:35That's why before they reach here,
08:37arrest the dogs.
08:38But, excuse me, sir.
08:40It's the municipality's job to catch the dogs.
08:43Don't tell me whose job it is.
08:45I'm telling you, arrest the dogs.
08:46So, arrest the dogs.
08:48But, sir, where will I keep so many dogs?
08:50In the prison.
08:52But the criminals in the prison?
08:54Forget them. They're humans.
08:55We'll catch them again.
08:56But dogs can't be caught again and again.
08:58Now, no questions, no answers.
09:00Good night.
09:02Bad night.
09:03So many dogs in one night?
09:08Good morning, sir.
09:10Ajgar Singh, what's going on inside?
09:13Dogs, sir. Dogs.
09:15The stray dogs.
09:17The stray dogs.
09:19The stray dogs.
09:20The itchy dogs.
09:21The itchy dogs.
09:23The itchy dogs.
09:24The itchy dogs.
09:25The itchy dogs.
09:27The itchy dogs.
09:29Oh, sir, how did you catch these dogs?
09:31Only we know that.
09:33Or do these dogs know?
09:35Where are all the prisoners who were locked up inside?
09:38Sir, you wanted us to release the prisoners.
09:40And take the dogs inside.
09:42Because we can catch the prisoners again.
09:44Dogs are impossible. You told me.
09:45I said that?
09:46Yes.
09:47I said that?
09:47Yes.
09:48You're mad.
09:49No, sir.
09:49You've gone mad.
09:51Sir, last night you said on the telephone
09:53that the health minister is coming.
09:56That no dog should be seen on the streets of the city.
09:59So I obeyed you.
10:00I did?
10:01I did?
10:01How can I do that?
10:03How did I call you?
10:04You know very well
10:05that the telephone company cut off my phone
10:08instead of the neighbour's phone.
10:11Oh.
10:11Sir, try to remember.
10:12You must have called from a public booth.
10:15You know.
10:15Shut up.
10:17You don't know.
10:18For your stupidity,
10:20I can suspend you.
10:22What do you mean?
10:23What do you mean?
10:24You didn't call?
10:26No.
10:27Listen to me carefully.
10:29If you do such a stupid thing again,
10:33I'll suspend you.
10:34Sir.
10:35On the sign.
10:40Sir, what should I do with these dogs?
10:41Leave it to me.
10:43Should I leave them one by one or all at once?
10:45Shut up.
10:46You know I can suspend you.
10:48I didn't call.
10:49Answer it.
10:52Hello.
10:53So, Ajgar, how was your night with the dogs?
10:55You?
10:56So, this was your doing?
10:57It's my fault.
10:59Why didn't I lock you up with those dogs?
11:02That was my decency.
11:04If I don't return the goods to the shopkeeper within 24 hours,
11:07I'll get you transferred.
11:08Transfer.
11:10Son, my name is Ajgar Singh.
11:13If you mess with me, I'll put you in such a case
11:17that you won't even dare to wander around this area again.
11:21Okay, Ajgar.
11:22I'll tell you who sends whom in the next 24 hours.
11:26Hang up.