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00:00Let's check their faces to see if they're really fierce.
00:09You get extra points if you have a fierce look and form, but in the end, you'll still get a strong face card here on...
00:17KALAMATAY FACEBOOK!
00:20They're really international.
00:23Karil, why are you wearing boxing shoes?
00:25Yes, my grandfather! He was a referee in Manila, right?
00:31Why is your grandfather a referee? Why are you wearing boxing shoes on TV?
00:36Yeah, Japan edition! Vintage!
00:39My grandmother will get mad if she finds out that I'm white now.
00:43You should plant a TV roof!
00:45She's the only one who has white skin on her face.
00:47She has those shoes, right?
00:48Yes, and she's my grandmother.
00:50She's your grandmother because she's a referee.
00:52She's wearing boxing shoes.
00:54Yes, it's a tribute to her. You should watch Showtime on TFC.
00:57Your grandfather is wearing rubber shoes.
00:59This is my grandfather's pants.
01:01Why are you wearing boxing shoes?
01:05It's because I'm white.
01:07Oh, that's sweet!
01:09I want something like that.
01:11That's too much!
01:13Why are you wearing a bandage?
01:15This is not a bandage!
01:16It's not a bandage, it's your face.
01:18Penalty!
01:20Penalty!
01:23Thank you, Jo!
01:24Yeah, a tribute to our grandmothers.
01:26The three of them will fight to prove that they are the localites
01:31that they claim to be famous personalities.
01:34The winner of the face card check will be the localite of the day
01:38and will receive a 15,000 pesos.
01:45Bong and I still lost.
01:47Why?
01:48The reason is that he's wearing boxing shoes
01:51because his grandfather is a representative of the Three Lions.
01:54So, I thought there might be a connection.
01:57Why don't you wear a bandage?
02:00He really has an answer to that.
02:02I don't have one with my grandfather.
02:04We don't have one with your grandfather.
02:06We're still talking about that.
02:08Tell that to Araneta.
02:12I'm giving you a tribute.
02:14I love you.
02:15Congratulations, Kei.
02:17You are their happiness.
02:19What?
02:20You are our happiness.
02:22That's because Chahi made a mistake.
02:24That's Chahi, right?
02:25No, it's Chahi.
02:26He made a mistake in reading.
02:27Your grandfather's eyes are big, right?
02:29Yes.
02:30That's why you are our happiness.
02:32That's why you are our sympathy.
02:38Round of applause.
02:40You're crying.
02:42There you go.
02:52The comedy diva, Rufo M. Guido.
02:56And the first contrarian like you, Bong Gladys Reyes.
03:04Your sister is beautiful, right?
03:06Of course, sister.
03:08She's my sister.
03:09You said that in class.
03:12In the distance, she's different.
03:14She's my rival.
03:16She's the breadwinner.
03:18Sister, they should look forward to our opening.
03:22On the big screen.
03:23There's Timbuganday.
03:25All up Timbuganday, right?
03:27They should look forward to it.
03:29We did it for two days.
03:31Yes.
03:32Yes and no.
03:33We did it for two days.
03:34And we did it twice.
03:38Gladys' dress is beautiful.
03:40Is that your grandmother's?
03:42This is fresh.
03:44This is really fresh from my closet.
03:47You should talk to the grandmothers.
03:49Jukes is her grandmother.
03:51She's her grandmother.
03:52My grandmother likes to get fat.
03:55That's why I'm fat now.
04:02Wait, wait.
04:03Hi, Jukes.
04:05Rufo M. is coming.
04:07Rufo M. is coming.
04:08Wait, Jukes.
04:11Can we react first, Jukes?
04:13Because you're beautiful.
04:15We have a follow-up to Jukes.
04:17Can we wait for the turn, Jukes?
04:19Jukes' moment is ruined.
04:21No, because her grandmother is my friend.
04:24At first, it was funny.
04:28At first, it was funny.
04:29Now, it's ruined.
04:35That's mine, right?
04:36My friend, your grandmother.
04:38And your grandmother's mobile t-shirt.
04:41She's going to leave us.
04:43Grandma, grandma,
04:45not only for the family,
04:47but also for Christmas.
04:49My grandfather.
04:50See, we're all Jukes.
04:53She said,
04:54let us watch,
04:55we'll give it to you.
04:57Okay, okay, later again.
04:59We're sorry.
05:01Don't cry.
05:03No, because we're going to leave.
05:05Karyl, whenever we talk,
05:07whenever you ask her,
05:09she has a reason.
05:10And her reason is,
05:11she'll just look at you.
05:12Ah, okay.
05:15There's a connection.
05:16Why did you do boxing?
05:17Because my grandfather,
05:18he's my favorite.
05:20In Manila.
05:22Like Jukes' grandmother.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Tobacco.
05:26Your grandfather loves tobacco,
05:28that's why.
05:29That's why he doesn't like tobacco.
05:32There.
05:33It's a waste,
05:34he killed us.
05:35Yeah, he killed us.
05:36You're already dead.
05:38You can't wait.
05:40Here it is.
05:41There's no mercy,
05:42because she's ready.
05:43Here it is.
05:44You're already dead.
05:45You're already dead.
05:46You're already dead.
05:50There's no mercy,
05:51because she's ready
05:52to lift herself up.
05:53Let's go,
05:54contestant number one.
06:01Hello!
06:24Hello!
06:25What's up,
06:26hotland people!
06:27And here in front of you, the one and only Ironman.
06:35Two times back-to-back finals MVP and June's Cup finals MVP.
06:42I am Lando Formento Bago, the Elector of Mabini Bowl.
06:57Oh, yeah!
07:00Two balls!
07:02Two balls! Wow!
07:05One is just bouncing and the other is dribbling.
07:07Wow!
07:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:12Pass, pass, pass.
07:14He was watching you earlier.
07:16There you go.
07:18Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:23Ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:25Go, go, go, go.
07:27Go, go, go, go.
07:29Hey!
07:31Let's go!
07:33Let's go, LA!
07:35Come on, LA!
07:37Hey!
07:39Hey!
07:41Hey!
07:43Hey!
07:44Let's go!
07:48Slowly, slowly!
07:51That's it!
08:00Yes! Congratulations to the new L.A. Tenorio of Bohol!
08:06This is a party!
08:08L.A. Tenorio!
08:10Hey! Hello!
08:11How are you?
08:13Can you do that? You have two balls in your pocket.
08:16That's too much!
08:18That's only allowed in tennis, you have a ball in your pocket.
08:21I call him L.A. Tenorio.
08:23Call him, it's easy.
08:24What's his reaction when he sees his junior?
08:27He doesn't answer.
08:29This is L.A. Tenorio because his grandmother also likes to smoke.
08:34Oh, so that's why he's famous.
08:37Who's this? L.A. Tenorio?
08:40L.A. Tenor Choo!
08:42Look at him!
08:45He looks like he's just waiting for someone to give him a cigarette because he's drinking alcohol.
08:50But he's happy, he has a beautiful smile.
08:53His moves are beautiful.
08:55How are you doing in L.A.?
08:57I'm doing well. Thank God, I've recovered.
09:01Yes! Amen!
09:03He's healthy and strong.
09:06What happened to your pregnancy?
09:07No!
09:09This is a big test I went through last year.
09:12I was diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer.
09:15But now he's healthy.
09:17Correct, he's back to PBE.
09:19Cancer free.
09:21Thanks God!
09:23Thanks God!
09:25He even has a tank.
09:27Thanks God!
09:29He's from Bohol!
09:31Lando Bago.
09:33What do you do in Bohol?
09:34In Bohol...
09:36You look like you're just messing around in Barangay Duning.
09:39I'm a farmer and a fisherman.
09:42That's how I make a living in our province.
09:44What do you grow, brother?
09:46Rice.
09:48He's a farmer like your grandmother.
09:50He's a farmer like my grandmother.
09:52Yesterday, he was in Tihaya.
09:54Yesterday, he was in Yukudo.
09:56But how's your basketball training going?
09:59Actually, now we're in the semis and we're already 1-0.
10:06Wow!
10:08Who's the...
10:10Who's the...
10:12Who are you fooling?
10:14Who's your opponent?
10:16Who's your toughest opponent now?
10:18Actually, besides us in the semifinals,
10:22I also have an opponent.
10:24I'm a director in NGBL.
10:25NGBL.
10:27New Generation.
10:29What does that mean, NG?
10:31New Generation Basketball League.
10:33It's a different league now.
10:35It's a trend now in basketball.
10:37You need to have that kind of relosh.
10:39I think it's new.
10:41Before you play basketball,
10:43you need to let go of your shoes.
10:45That's why you have that kind of relosh.
10:47Who's your favorite teammate in your team?
10:50Right now,
10:52my favorite is
10:53Scottie Thompson
10:55and our Noy P,
10:57GB, number 32.
10:59Magic Brownlee.
11:01It's really Brownlee.
11:03Who's your least favorite teammate?
11:05Why?
11:07Who's your least favorite teammate?
11:09Actually, all of us work as a team.
11:13We all help each other
11:16to be successful and win the championship this season.
11:20In the Philippines,
11:22in Ateneo,
11:24all of us work as a team.
11:26Coach Timcone is English, right?
11:28How do you talk to him?
11:30For example, you're Timcone.
11:32Will you teach me?
11:34You'll make it hard for me to speak English.
11:36Because you're Timcone.
11:38Hey, LA.
11:40Why did you shoot the ball?
11:42I said, press time.
11:44Press time.
11:46Isn't it always like that?
11:48He doesn't know.
11:50Pardon, coach.
11:52In my mind,
11:54it's my time to shoot the ball.
11:58You have time to shoot the ball?
12:00You're not answering my question.
12:04You're not answering my question.
12:06Why did you shoot?
12:08I said, press.
12:10Coach, you want BP?
12:12Please, take my medicine.
12:14Because, coach,
12:16Who's coach?
12:18Coach Tim.
12:20Coach Tim.
12:22I said, pass the ball.
12:24Pass the ball to Brownlee.
12:26Why did you shoot it?
12:28I think,
12:30no more time
12:32that I shoot the ball.
12:34No, you should have listened to you.
12:36Okay, assistant coach.
12:38He's so big.
12:40Hey.
12:42He's so big.
12:44He's not white.
12:46Sorry, I laughed.
12:47Why did you speak in English, coach?
12:50It's not Durana anymore.
12:52We're getting injured.
12:54Assistant coach, we talked to LA.
12:56But,
12:58Wait, before you answer,
13:00I'll call his twin brother.
13:02Twin brother.
13:04All right.
13:06All the way from Showtime,
13:08Sucio, your brother.
13:10Twin brother.
13:12He's so funny.
13:14Why?
13:15Don't leave.
13:17I'm telling you,
13:19this interview can help this program.
13:21You're right.
13:23Don't go far.
13:25He's so funny.
13:27He's surprised that he's taught by Bong.
13:29His twin brother said,
13:31Don't go.
13:33He's really a twin.
13:35You thought he was just a rat.
13:37Don't go.
13:39He's really a twin.
13:41LA said you're a twin.
13:43Is it true?
13:45How do you feel that this is your partner?
13:47This is it.
13:49I don't know what to say.
13:51Are you happy that this is your partner?
13:53It's okay.
13:55There's more.
13:57They're triplets.
13:59You're triplets?
14:01You said you're triplets.
14:03Sorry.
14:05Sorry.
14:07It's nothing.
14:09We're going to be surrounded by L.A. Tenorio.
14:11We're going to be surrounded.
14:13They're triplets.
14:15There are three of them.
14:17Just two.
14:19It's okay.
14:21It's okay.
14:23It's 3 on 3.
14:25It's 3 on 3.
14:27Who's the oldest?
14:29Who's the oldest?
14:31Who's the oldest?
14:33Me.
14:35I'm 40 years old.
14:37You're 40?
14:39What happened?
14:41I'm 50 years old.
14:43You're handsome.
14:45You're really 40 years old?
14:47Basketball is stressful.
14:49It's hard to train.
14:51Basketball is hard to train.
14:53It's really stressful.
14:55I told you
14:57we're going to be triplets.
14:59You're even fresher.
15:01Do you also play basketball?
15:03No.
15:05What do you do?
15:07I just eat.
15:09He's just pretending.
15:11He's pretending to run when he wins.
15:15All of you are going to L.A. Tenorio.
15:17You're going but there's no continuation.
15:21All of you are going but there's no continuation.
15:23You're just throwing.
15:27What can you say to your brother?
15:29Good luck message.
15:31I just saw him.
15:33I didn't know
15:35my father has a son.
15:37He's still nervous
15:39if he's going to meet his father.
15:41What can you say to L.A.?
15:43Good luck.
15:47It's our first time meeting each other.
15:49It's a reunion.
15:51They're both smiling.
15:53Just like that.
15:59Thank you so much
16:01for your support.
16:07Philippines.
16:11Erico, you have the prettiest smile.
16:13Yes.
16:17Your shorts are too long.
16:21His shorts are too long.
16:23His shorts are too short.
16:27Jordan has a lot of fashion.
16:29This is the trend now.
16:31Shorts.
16:33You're pretty.
16:35What's your real smile?
16:37L.A.
16:39L.A.
16:41L.A.
16:43Lopez.
16:45L.A.
16:47He's really smiling.
16:49He's a basketball star.
16:51His lips are oily.
16:55I like how you're oiling your lips.
16:57Maybe you're wetting it.
16:59It's nerve-wracking
17:01to be in front of the Madlang people.
17:03Don't be nervous.
17:05He's your friend.
17:07He's always watching your game.
17:09Say hello to your wife.
17:11What's your wife's name?
17:13She's Chezka.
17:15She knows.
17:17Chezka.
17:19Say hello to your kids.
17:21You're Chezka.
17:23Why are you Cheezka?
17:27He's your brother.
17:29You're Margarine.
17:31You're Cheezka.
17:33You're River Spread.
17:35You're Simonyo.
17:37Say hello to your kids.
17:39My three kings.
17:41Sian, Karin,
17:43Santee, and Lucas.
17:47What are your three kings' names?
17:49Sian, Santee, and Lucas.
17:51Study hard.
17:53And my princess,
17:55Ritz.
17:59He's so funny.
18:01Say hello to Coach Al.
18:03Coach Tim.
18:05Coach Tim.
18:07Coach Arda.
18:09Coach Bambu.
18:11Coach Bambu.
18:13Thank you to Beyoncé.
18:15Why?
18:17Thank you to Beyoncé.
18:19Thank you so much, Beyoncé.
18:21He said Beyoncé.
18:23You're already married.
18:25Why do you have a Beyoncé?
18:27Beyoncé.
18:29You're loyal to Cheezka, right?
18:31Yes.
18:33Going strong.
18:35She's the only one in my life.
18:37Cheezka, Bermudez.
18:39A lot of moms are asking
18:41because a lot of kids play basketball
18:43but when they get married and have kids
18:45they can't play basketball anymore
18:47and their bodies get bigger.
18:49How do you avoid being a hindrance
18:51to your parents
18:53in playing basketball?
18:55Discipline.
18:57Discipline?
18:59In eating?
19:01Actually,
19:03this is the
19:05stage
19:07of a legendary.
19:09Let's go to the stage.
19:13How do you avoid being a hindrance
19:15to your parents in playing basketball?
19:17Exercise.
19:19What is your exercise?
19:21Sit-up.
19:23He can't do sit-up
19:25but he'll try.
19:35He can do it.
19:37One more.
19:41Legendary.
19:43Your sit-up is hard to do
19:45in the economy of the Philippines.
19:47But he can do it.
19:49He smiled.
19:51Let's go to our
19:53contestant number 1.
19:55Ryan and Ayan.
19:59Let's ask the opinion
20:01of a lot of people.
20:03Crazy
20:05or crazy like?
20:11Almost crazy like.
20:13There are a lot of crazy people.
20:15Let's stand here.
20:17Let's stand here.
20:19Let's stand here.
20:21There are a lot of people.
20:23Let's stand here.
20:29What's your name?
20:31I'm Jaime H. Velasco II.
20:33Where are you from?
20:35I'm from Zamboanga City.
20:37Zamboanga.
20:39You made him crazy like.
20:41You satisfied him.
20:43Crazy like?
20:45You made him crazy like.
20:49LA Tenorio.
20:51Is he your idol?
20:53Yes. He's the Iron Man
20:55of Hinebra Never Say Die.
20:59Why do you think he's crazy like?
21:01He's crazy like
21:03because the picture of his face
21:05looks like Tenorio.
21:07But the height and the body.
21:09Just the face.
21:13The dribble of the ball.
21:15He's crazy like.
21:17Crazy like LA.
21:21Do you have a crazy like?
21:23Yes.
21:25Bong Navarro.
21:29Bong Navarro?
21:31Because you're fair.
21:33Who said that?
21:35My colleagues.
21:37Who's the face of John Hilary?
21:39I won't allow that.
21:41Who's the crazy like of John Hilary?
21:43The one in the front.
21:45Don't teach him.
21:47It can be both.
21:53John Hilary.
21:55Why don't you admit it?
21:57You're embarrassing my best friend.
22:01That's John Hilary.
22:03The new TASA.
22:07Did you see his little feet?
22:09You don't know
22:11he's good at dancing.
22:13You don't know he's good at basketball?
22:15Why?
22:17Because he's Arwin Santos.
22:23What's your work?
22:27I'm just a student.
22:31John wants to see if he's good at dancing.
22:35Sample.
22:37Let's go.
22:395, 4, 3, 2, 1.
22:41That's it.
22:43Bong Navarro and John Hilary.
22:45Fight, John.
22:51It's for Adonis.
22:53Let's go.
22:55That's it.
22:59Bong Navarro is the one who's always at the parlor.
23:03He's not a celebrity.
23:05He's not a celebrity.
23:13Back to you, guys.
23:15Thank you, guys.
23:17Let's hear the comments
23:19of our judges, Chooks and Teddy.
23:23Mata Piba Rock and Roll.
23:31That's an old song.
23:33That's an old song.
23:35Nostalgic.
23:37Cellopane.
23:39That's from the 90s.
23:43I haven't heard that word for a long time.
23:45Cellopane.
23:47For LA.
23:49I was the first one to be with LA
23:51in Las Vegas.
23:53Me and Queezbong were together.
23:55We were in Las Vegas.
23:57You were not in Las Vegas.
23:59You were not in Manila.
24:01I promise, we were the first ones to be together.
24:03We had a showtime
24:05in Great America.
24:07Then LA followed us
24:09in Las Vegas.
24:11You were so close.
24:13They were dating.
24:17The original triplets were
24:19LA, Teddy, and John.
24:21They're the ones who look alike.
24:23We're the ones who look alike.
24:25You guys are the ones who look alike.
24:2920 years after.
24:31Queez looks so similar.
24:33He has a good vibe.
24:35He looks like LA.
24:37When you see him,
24:39you'll smile.
24:41That's the first thing
24:43I noticed about you.
24:45You always have a good vibe.
24:47How about you?
24:49He has a cute face.
24:51Super cute.
24:53Can I sell this to Pop Mart?
24:57He has a good vibe.
24:59He has a good smile.
25:01Very charming.
25:03When we're studying,
25:05he puts it on the ballpoint pen.
25:09He puts it on the gift gate.
25:13Ziggy has a similar tongue.
25:17You're so cute, daddy.
25:19Thank you, baby.
25:21Your smile is so GV.
25:23You keep that smile
25:25because you make the people around you smile.
25:29From Bohol to Manila.
25:31All over the world.
25:33Thank you so much.
25:35You can now give your hotdog
25:37to Lando Mago, the LA Tenorio of Bohol.
25:39Let's call
25:41contestant number 10.
25:49He's a singer.
25:51He's a dancer.
25:53He's a co-editor.
25:55He's a dancer.
25:57He's a singer.
25:59He's a co-editor.
26:01He's a co-editor.
26:03He's a dancer.
26:05You can now give your hotdog
26:07to Lando Mago, the LA Tenorio of Bohol.
26:11From Lando Mago to Manila.
26:13He's a singer.
26:15He's a dancer.
26:17What's up, Madam Feeble?
26:21I'm Julia Velo, a.k.a. Angel Oxin of Nasugu, Batangas.
26:31Contestant number 2, Julia Velo, Angel Oxin of Batangas.
26:35Hi, Angel! We missed you!
26:39Angel is back!
26:41Hello! Welcome to Showtime, Ate Angel!
26:45Angel hasn't seen us for a long time.
26:47Yes, we missed you!
26:49She's pretty, right?
26:50We missed you!
26:52This is my loves, brother Sato Dama.
26:57How are you?
26:58What are you up to, Angel?
27:00I'm just at home.
27:01Diel filed a case.
27:03I passed out.
27:04You passed out?
27:05She danced, that's why she passed out.
27:07Sing that, she'll faint.
27:09That's how it is.
27:10Dancing really makes you pass out.
27:12The song also makes you faint.
27:13Because you're not talking.
27:14I look at her like this.
27:15Angel Oxin has eyes, right?
27:17But I also have Ate Guy.
27:20I see Ate Guy when we're close-up.
27:22You said there's no Himala.
27:24Yes, because earlier,
27:26Ding Ang Bato.
27:28Ding Ang Bato, then she looks at me.
27:30There's no Himala!
27:32That's what she said.
27:34That's what she said.
27:36She collaborated with Darna.
27:38What's her name in Himala?
27:40Elsa.
27:42How are you?
27:44Don't you miss acting?
27:46Of course, I miss it.
27:48But I want to be Niel's plain housewife.
27:50Plain housewife.
27:52What if you're a special housewife?
27:54You'll put cheese?
27:56The husband has cheese.
27:58Why do you have cheese?
28:00Because you're a special housewife.
28:02If you don't have cheese, you're just a plain housewife.
28:04Or maybe you brought cheese.
28:06What do you do at home?
28:08How do you take care of Niel?
28:10Niel, how are you as a homemaker?
28:12Actually,
28:14I take care of cooking.
28:16I cook for Niel.
28:18Calderetas,
28:20Pidoy foods,
28:22so he can taste it.
28:24You take care of yourself too.
28:26After this,
28:28you'll be on leave.
28:30Don't you miss acting, Angel?
28:32Of course, I miss it.
28:34Don't you miss it?
28:36But if you go back to acting,
28:38what do you want to do?
28:40Of course, I want to do some action.
28:42Action?
28:44You were dancing earlier.
28:46Darin wants to do some action.
28:50You were dancing earlier.
28:52It was like a wedding.
28:54He wants to do some action.
28:56He's the general's daughter.
28:58He's the leader of the syndicate.
29:00He's just in the office.
29:02He's just on the phone.
29:04In the last scene, he's about to shoot.
29:06He's about to do some action.
29:08At least, the general is still in action.
29:10What's your favorite movie or TV series?
29:14Of course, it's Darna.
29:16It's hard to do.
29:18You did it earlier.
29:20You did it earlier.
29:22It's hard because he left me.
29:24Darna is iconic.
29:26How high is your Darna's voice?
29:28Darna!
29:30It's high.
29:32It's like a contrabass.
29:34Darna?
29:36Darna!
29:38Darna is like a new braces.
29:40What's high?
29:42You're the one who's high.
29:44Darna!
29:46Darna is like a panicky.
29:48Your voice is not high enough.
29:50Darna!
29:52Modulated.
29:56Darna!
29:58Darna is ugly.
30:00You're the one who's ugly.
30:02How is it supposed to be?
30:04What?
30:06I'm baking.
30:08I'm baking.
30:10Darna is ugly.
30:12I'm Darna Soler.
30:14I'm your boyfriend.
30:16I'm your boyfriend.
30:18What were you going to say earlier, Darren?
30:20Of course,
30:22what's your favorite bonding moment with Niel?
30:24Of course, we're always bonding.
30:26With our dogs.
30:28Niel and I have a dog.
30:30That's our bonding with our dogs.
30:32You like to play games, right?
30:34Gaming, live streaming.
30:36Yes, live streaming.
30:38Niel and I also vlog.
30:40Niel and Niel vlog.
30:42But they don't upload it.
30:44I thought you're watching something.
30:46I thought you're watching something.
30:48Before the pandemic.
30:50Niel and I vlog.
30:52But we don't upload it.
30:54We just watch it.
30:56They're the ones who comment.
30:58They love this.
31:00Thank you to Angel and Niel.
31:02My baby dog, Chip-in, gave birth.
31:04He's also one of the angels
31:06who gave birth to Chip-in.
31:08When I was really sad,
31:10his dog gave birth.
31:12He brought me a dog.
31:14What breed?
31:16He brought me a dog.
31:18I thought you don't have a dog.
31:20His dog gave birth.
31:22He brought me a dog.
31:24He brought me a dog.
31:26What's the name of the dog?
31:28Beberut.
31:30He's still in the cage.
31:32He's still inside.
31:34Angel said,
31:36don't vlog.
31:38He's still inside.
31:40He still needs a vaccine.
31:42His last vaccine is
31:44Sinovac.
31:46Let him go.
31:48It's still a pandemic.
31:50I gave Niel and Angel a dog.
31:52His dog's name is Zimomo.
31:54Really?
31:56That's the only thing I remember.
31:58Why Zimomo?
32:00He looks like
32:02the leader of the Labubu tribe.
32:04What breed?
32:06He's a giant poodle.
32:08That's big.
32:10He's a giant, right?
32:12I can't react.
32:14What breed?
32:16Giant poodle.
32:18There's a banter.
32:20It's not just a giant.
32:22It's a big one.
32:24It's a baby giant.
32:26It's not a big one.
32:28Do you like what we gave Niel?
32:30Say hi, Niel.
32:32He's not a baby yet.
32:34Let's talk later.
32:40Thank you so much,
32:42Julia Belo,
32:44Angel Oxin of Botangas.
32:46Let's go to number 2.
32:48Ryan and Lassie.
32:50Thank you, John.
32:52Let's have a round of applause
32:54for the Madlang people.
32:56Kaloka or Kalokalike.
32:58Let's go.
33:00There's a lot of kaloka.
33:02There's a lot of kaloka, Ryan.
33:04Let's go here.
33:06Let's go to Kalokalike.
33:08Hello.
33:10Hello, madam.
33:12What's your name?
33:14Rowena.
33:16Rivera.
33:18Why Kalokalike?
33:20She's a friend of Angel Oxin.
33:22She's a friend.
33:24How's your acting skills?
33:26It's okay.
33:28How's her talent?
33:30She's good at dancing.
33:32How about you?
33:34Have you eaten?
33:36After a few years,
33:38After a few years,
33:40After a few years,
33:42Who's your Kalokalike?
33:44Who's your Kalokalike?
33:46Imelda Papi.
33:48Do you know her?
33:50Lunes.
33:52Tayo ay nakakilala.
33:54Tayo ay nakakilala.
33:56Tayo ay nakakilala.
33:58Imelda Papi.
34:00Do you have a sample?
34:02Do you have a sample?
34:04Lunes.
34:06Lunes.
34:08Lassie, you know
34:10Imelda Papi.
34:12Why?
34:14Her first name in Beauty Condes.
34:16Imelda Papi.
34:18Imelda Papi.
34:20Imelda Papi.
34:22Imelda Papi.
34:24Lunes.
34:26Tayo ay nakakilala.
34:28Imelda Papi.
34:30Tayo ay nakakilala.
34:32Imelda Papi.
34:34Imelda Papi.
34:36Imelda Papi.
34:38Imelda Papi.
34:40Imelda Papi.
34:42Imelda Papi.
34:44Imelda Papi.
34:46Imelda Papi.
34:48Imelda Papi.
34:50Imelda Papi.
34:52Imelda Papi.
34:54Imelda Papi.
34:56Imelda Papi.
34:58Imelda Papi.
35:00Imelda Papi.
35:02Imelda Papi.
35:04Imelda Papi.
35:06So maraming maraming salamat po sa inyo.
35:08Thank you sa inyo po, thank you po.
35:10Welcome po sa showtime.
35:12Yes, kaya naman, back to you guys.
35:14Maraming salamat mga kuya.
35:16Ngayon naman ay pangingin natin ang kanyang komento.
35:18Jurado Rufambe.
35:20Yes.
35:22Ay, pasasalamatan ko lang po lang yung friend ko.
35:24Naalala ko na.
35:26Si Sosonado Bistro Pilipino.
35:28Sosonado.
35:30Kaya di ba tinatanong niyo ko hapos
35:32ang galing yung food.
35:34Hindi spelling.
35:36Sosonado.
35:38Sosonado.
35:40Salamat sa pakain po.
35:42Dim Sum PH. Maraming nagbigay.
35:44Thank you Dim Sum PH.
35:46Sosonado.
35:48Iboboto namin kayo.
35:50Saan? Sosonado.
35:52Sa Sapphire. Totoo yan.
35:54Anyways.
35:56Nakita ko na palang live Facebook
35:58ng It's Showtime.
36:00May wifi na. Thank you guys.
36:02Yes. Thank you.
36:04Anyways. Maraming ako
36:06nabasa dito. Sobrang
36:08kung ano-ano nang pinagsasasabi.
36:10Sabi Showtime Facebook
36:12live. Hindi, ayun pala. Angel
36:14na bumaksak sa lupa
36:16from Mark Anthony.
36:18Angel Burger from
36:20Dim Sum. So ano, napapa-shoutout ka sa
36:22mga homies?
36:24Oo, hey, hey.
36:26Hindi, kasi nga gusto ko na malaman
36:28ng reaction din ng madlam people.
36:30Para
36:32malaman natin kung ano ang
36:34iniisip nila. So
36:36ngayon naisip nga nila tong mga to.
36:38Angel lock
36:40chinchanzu. Sabi ni
36:42Lucy. Angel lock
36:44screen. Hindi, totoo.
36:46Angel lock screen daw.
36:48Ano ba yan? Pero
36:50kaya yun lang masasabi ko
36:52ang mga nasabi nila.
36:54So, bahala na.
36:56Ako sa sarili ko.
36:58Magjudge, okay?
37:00But at least, you know, you went here,
37:02you came. Okay, bye-bye.
37:04Marami salamat,
37:06Morado Rupa, may.
37:08Kaya mga Morado, maraming na kayo magbigay
37:10ng haton kay Julia Bello,
37:12ang Angel lock scene ng Batangas.
37:14Ano naman kaya ang trippy contestant number
37:16three? Pasok!
37:28What's up, badlam people?
37:50Ako nga pala si Ayman Rico,
37:52ang Kikomatos na
37:54Sarusete Bote Bulacan.
37:56Ano? May matapang
37:58ba dito? Let's go!
38:26Showtime!
38:50Let's go, party people!
38:56Cheer it up!
39:12Ano?
39:16Ginawa ng PGT itong ano?
39:20Si Kikomatos.
39:22Nag-rap ba si Kikomatos?
39:24Nag-beatbox?
39:26Nag-beatbox ako ngayon, since music lover ako.
39:28Ah!
39:30Ikaw o si Kikomatos talaga?
39:32Ako o si Kikomatos.
39:34May meron din siyang Jau Mapa.
39:36Meron? Hawig niya?
39:38Meron.
39:40Sinend mo sa akin.
39:42Ano yan? Ako nag-send?
39:44O, na video ni Jau Mapa.
39:46Di ba nakasama niyo siya sa
39:48Palibasa na Laki?
39:50Pero yun yung pinadala ko sa'yo.
39:52Yung video nag-harot ako sa Palibasa na Laki
39:54sa taping, di ba sinend mo sa akin yun?
39:56Kasi nakasama ko si Jau Mapa.
39:58San yung gamot ko?
40:00Wala akong naisend na ganyan.
40:02Pero ito si Kiko.
40:04Ayosin natin, pakipag-usap.
40:06Bakit ko ba maraming inaaway?
40:08Ay, sa hindi niyo inaalam,
40:10sa labas, matapang ako.
40:12Pero sa aming bahay,
40:14mapagmahal akong asawa
40:16at mapagmahal ako sa aking mga anak.
40:18Shoutout mo naman sila.
40:20Shoutout mo!
40:22Shoutout sa aking Mrs. Maria
40:24at ang aking dalawang cigiting.
40:26Manood lang kayo dyan.
40:28Showtime!
40:30Yes! Mabait siya sa kanyang asawat mga anak.
40:32Eh, hindi niya naman tayo asawat anak.
40:34Hindi siya mabait sa atin.
40:36Pag tayo inaaway,
40:38ito nagwala dito.
40:40Sino bang pinakamalupit
40:42mong nakaaway?
40:44Si Mr. Barotgeister.
40:46Pero ngayon,
40:48magkaibigan na kami.
40:50Nagboxing pa sila.
40:52Kaya pala si Karil
40:54nakasapatos na ako.
40:56Naisingit mo pa.
40:58Naisingit mo pa.
41:00Umalik ka pa.
41:02Nagsiyar.
41:04Nagsiyar kasi nakakasakit
41:06daw ng pantog yung gano'ng sapatos.
41:08Uso daw yun.
41:10Kaya pala yung ano dyan,
41:12dan, dan, dan.
41:14Pagboxing?
41:16Pagboxing?
41:18Hindi naman.
41:20Pagboxing ako, I'll do UFC.
41:22MMA.
41:24Mixed martial arts.
41:26Pero mairitin ang ulo dati nito si Anoy.
41:28Oo, talaga naghahamon yan.
41:30Pero alam mo, kasama namin sa pelikula si Kiko Matos.
41:32Mabait siya.
41:34Masarap siyang kachika.
41:36Oo, mabait.
41:38Kaya panood kayo ngayon sa Broadway,
41:40abangan niyo yung action scene ni Gladys
41:42at si Kiko Matos.
41:44Meron kayo?
41:46Oo.
41:48Tawa ko.
41:50Do kami matigpa talaga ng director.
41:52Sabi ni Gladys,
41:54nag-enjoy daw siya sa shooting nyo.
41:56Oo nga.
41:58Bukod to, tawa ko.
42:00Kasi pinatulong siya ni Kiko Matos.
42:02Ah, talaga?
42:04Sa eksena.
42:06Kasi mag-away e.
42:08Away lang sa labas ng bahay.
42:10E syempre si Kiko Matos, wild.
42:12Away asawa ko, e.
42:14Siyempre si EJong, diba?
42:16Nakita ko kasi,
42:20nakita ko totoong nagpatulan sila.
42:22So nilalabas na ako, natawa ko,
42:24napagritan ako ng director,
42:26abangan niyo po yung eksena ni Gladys.
42:28Magandang pelikula na yan.
42:30Pero mabait si Kiko Matos.
42:32Friendly, friendly din.
42:34Mabagmahal din na tatay.
42:36Binibida sa amin yung anak niya.
42:38Pero mataray ka ba?
42:40Hindi. Sa totoong buhay talaga,
42:42humble lang si Kiko Matos.
42:44Eh, ba't yung kilay mo nakataas kanina pa?
42:46Tinatarayin mo si Gladys kanina pa.
42:48Choosey ka ba sa friends?
42:50Hindi. Basta...
42:52Ako, choosey ka si Rendon sa gamit.
42:56Choosey siya kay friends sa friends.
42:58Ayaw niya kay Rendon.
43:00Hindi ba kay Bati?
43:02Bati kami.
43:04Hindi. Kinausap mo ko.
43:06Sabi mo hindi mo na Bati.
43:10Si Kiko Matos may lahi yan eh.
43:14Anong lahi?
43:16Kiko Matos?
43:18Ano ba nasabi?
43:20Sabi mo Kiko Matos.
43:22Si Kiko Matos may lahi.
43:24Lahing ano?
43:26Foreigner.
43:28May Portuguese blood ka dito.
43:30Portuguese.
43:32Yung father niya.
43:34Kausap niya kasi yung father niya
43:36nung nandun kami sa stand.
43:38Yes.
43:40Ni Kiko?
43:42Kami rin yung salahin namin.
43:44Yung mga ninudo namin, Portuguese din.
43:46Apat sabay sabay na namatay
43:48kaya Portuguese.
43:52Sabay sabay silang namatay
43:54apat kaya Portuguese.
44:00Palakpakan natin si contestant number three.
44:02Si Ayman Rico,
44:04ang Kiko Matos ng Bulacan.
44:06At ito, alamin naman natin ang
44:08hatol ng madlak kay contestant number three.
44:10Mulaki na Ryan
44:12at teammate namin.
44:14Go guys!
44:18Daddy, ganunin natin
44:20hatol ng madalang people.
44:22Madalang people!
44:24Kaloka or kalokalike!
44:28Puro kalokalike!
44:30Puro kalokalike, baby boy.
44:32Daddy, dito tayo kay tatay.
44:34Hello po!
44:36Hello po tatay.
44:40Hindi po tatay. Kuya nalang, kuya.
44:42Welcome to Showtime.
44:44Anong pakalan nyo po, kuya?
44:46Si Victor.
44:48Taga saan po si kuya, Victor?
44:50Taga Montreal.
44:52Taga Canada yan.
44:54Hindi taga Canada yan, taga Cubao yan.
44:56Bakit taga Cubao?
44:58Si Marrojas.
45:00Sali po kayo, sir.
45:02Kalokalike ni Marrojas.
45:04Ipapaalam po kay Corina.
45:06Await nga, sir.
45:08Tama sabi nga.
45:12Tay, hatol mo is
45:14kalokalike.
45:16Kalokalike.
45:18Yeah, kalokalike niya.
45:20Bakit nyo po sabi na kalokalike?
45:22Yung mga features niya.
45:24Tugma doon sa...
45:26Tugma doon sa litreto.
45:28Tugma sa litreto.
45:30Yung mga features, tugma sa litreto.
45:32Yung mga features,
45:34tugma sa pictures.
45:36Pero tayo kilala nyo po si Kiko Matos?
45:38Ayan, napapanood ko.
45:40Ah, napapanood nyo po?
45:42So, ano po kayo na gano'n talaga siyang
45:44magsalita at saka gumalaw?
45:46Tama.
45:48Parang siya yung behave na Kiko Matos.
45:50Dapat magtabi kayong dalawa eh.
45:52Bakit?
45:54Pareho kayong Kiko.
45:56Kiko Matos.
45:58Ano?
46:00Diretso muna.
46:02Francis M.
46:04Niko.
46:06Magalona.
46:08Kiko Matos siya.
46:10Kiko.
46:14Ayaw nyo sabihin.
46:16Pagsapo.
46:18Pakasampalin ako nung asahong mo na doon sa murados.
46:20Ayaw nyo kay Ngabi Kunin.
46:24Tayo, may nakapagsabi naman sa'yo
46:26na may ikalongkalaik ka?
46:28Artista naman.
46:30Si Gian Arcelia daw.
46:32Tatay mo.
46:34Tatay ko si Gian Arcelia.
46:36Si General Luna.
46:38Maraming salamat po, tayo.
46:40Pasado ba?
46:42Pasado po.
46:44Gian Arcelia Marrojas.
46:46Oo, pwede.
46:48Pag General Rojas ka na.
46:50General Rojas.
46:52Salamat po.
46:54Salamat po.
46:56Thank you, Ryan and Aion.
46:58Pakinggan naman natin.
47:00Okay, sorry.
47:02Thank you, Ryan and Aion.
47:04Dito talaga si Kiko.
47:06Hello.
47:08Pakinggan natin ang kanyang komento.
47:10Jurado Abe, Gladys Reyes.
47:12Yes, invite ko muna kayo sa
47:14lunch diner namin sa Santa Lucia branch.
47:16Meron kami yung Marikina branch
47:18and San Pedro Laguna.
47:20Emma Maradona Cruz for my hair and makeup.
47:22At sa aking kasuotan ngayon, hello Kiko.
47:24Ayan, magkasama nga tayo sa Breadwinner.
47:26At hindi ko makakalimutan ang ginawang
47:28pag-bit-bit sa akin nung handa ka sa akin ngayon.
47:30Balamang dito ako gaganti sa'yo.
47:32Hindi, joke lang.
47:34Pero alam mo, si Kiko lagi syang kontrabida.
47:36Pero ang nakakatuwa sa kanya
47:38off-cam, laging maluma na lang
47:40sya makipag-usap sa amin.
47:42Siguro ganun nga tayo
47:44karamihan talaga na parang
47:46bad, kapag alam mo may bad image
47:48kunyari, parang bad boy.
47:50Pero si Kiko, ay nakita ko
47:52yung very compassionate din sya.
47:54Tsaka masaya syang katrabaho sa totoo lang.
47:56Ako, alam mo naman ako, derecho ako.
47:58Kapag hindi, hindi talaga.
48:00Pero para sa akin, alam mo,
48:02para sa akin lang ito, sis,
48:04sya ay pakaw.
48:06Ano ito? Hikaw? Ba't may pakaw?
48:08Ano'y pakaw?
48:10Ano'y pakaw?
48:12Ano'y pakaw?
48:14Ano'y pakaw?
48:16Ano'y pakaw?
48:18Ano'y pakaw?
48:20Ano'y pakaw?
48:22Ano'y pakaw?
48:24Ano'y pakaw?
48:26Ano'y pakaw?
48:28Ano'y pakaw?
48:30Ano'y pakaw?
48:32Ano'y pakaw?
48:34Ano'y pakaw?
48:36Ano'y pakaw?
48:38Ano'y pakaw?
48:40Ano'y pakaw?
48:42Ano'y pakaw?
48:44Ano'y pakaw?
48:46Ano'y pakaw?
48:48Ano'y pakaw?
48:50Ano'y pakaw?
48:52Ano'y pakaw?
48:54Ano'y pakaw?
48:56Ano'y pakaw?
48:58Ano'y pakaw?
49:00Ano'y pakaw?
49:02Ano'y pakaw?
49:04Ano'y pakaw?
49:06Ay! Kaloka!
49:08Tatlong kaloka!
49:10Gayun paman maraming salamat sa'yo.
49:12Para naman kay contestant number 3
49:14Ayman Rico
49:16Ang Kikomatos ng Bulacan
49:18Heto ang hatol ng mga ahurado.
49:22Kalokalike!
49:24Kalokalike!
49:30Kaloka!
49:32Bakit kaloka si Gladys?
49:34Si Gladys siya nagsabing Kawangis
49:36Kalokalike yun!
49:38Kalokalike daw yun!
49:40Ay! Nagulat ako!
49:42Mali lang yun na sulat
49:44Ah! Yun talaga nasulat?
49:46Hindi! Kalokalike!
49:48Sorry! Pero kalokalike yun!
49:50Siya nagsabing ng Pauwey
49:52So paano yun?
49:54Ay! Kalokalike!
49:56Congratulations!
49:58It's ano'y
50:00Ano'y tawag doon?
50:02Yes, typo error lang. Yan.
50:04Pasensya na po. Pau lang.
50:06Tatlong kalokalike. So,
50:08Dalawa ang nanalo natin.
50:10Ang ating kalokalike winners ngayong araw ay sina
50:12Leandro Bago, ang
50:14LA Tenorio
50:16LA Tenorio
50:18LA Tenorio ng Bohol
50:20At Ayman Rico, ang Kikomatos ng Bulacan
50:22Congratulations mga katagpayo
50:24ng big 15,000 pesos
50:26At maraming salamat
50:28naman sa pagsale
50:30Julia Bello, ang Angel Oxine
50:32ng Batangas
50:34Maguhuhi ka pa rin ng 5,000 pesos
50:36Kung feeling mo may sikat kang kamuka
50:38Rumampa ka na dito sa
50:40Kalokalike Facebook!
51:00www.kalokalike.com