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00:00Thank you, Kuya John!
00:02Now, let's ask the opinions of the new people!
00:05Small-time people!
00:06Kaloka or Kalokalike!
00:11Hey!
00:12Kalokalike!
00:14The Kaloka is already counted, baby boy!
00:16It's all Kalokalike!
00:19Buddy!
00:20Let's go here!
00:21Let's go here, let's go here!
00:22Oh, I see you!
00:23Come here, come here!
00:24Hi, Kuya!
00:26He didn't raise his hand!
00:28You didn't raise your hand!
00:30He did!
00:33What's your name?
00:34I'm Kim Gemar from Lipa, Batangas!
00:37What's up, small-time people!
00:39What's up!
00:41He's happy with the eyebags in Up and Down!
00:44It's a trend now!
00:46The eyebags!
00:47Yes, it's a trend now!
00:49Kuya!
00:50For you, what is Ate Karyl?
00:53For me, she's a Kalokalike!
00:56Kalokalike!
00:57You're convinced that Ate Karyl is a Kalokalike!
00:59Her appearance, her accent, and her way of speaking.
01:06She's got it all.
01:07That's why she's a Kalokalike!
01:10Let's ask who your Kalokalike is!
01:12Who's your Kalokalike?
01:13I don't think we need to ask who my Kalokalike is.
01:17Why? Who is it?
01:19Your councilor.
01:21Jong Hilario!
01:22What's up, Batlang people!
01:26Hi!
01:27Who's Jong?
01:30His eyebags are really strong!
01:32Jong, wear it!
01:38Hi, brother! Best friend!
01:49He's already in the concert on November 8!
01:53My brother is still in the concert.
01:54You thought there's no problem in life.
01:57But when he cries, there's a lot of problems.
02:00But Jong, you're a super dance!
02:03I'll get your number.
02:04So if you can't do it in our concert, you'll do it.
02:09And in the movie promo, if you finish it, I'll send it to you.
02:14Jong also has a jacket like that when he was campaigning.
02:16Yes, of course.
02:17Thank you!
02:19But we want to talk to you.
02:21Who?
02:22Poboy Piliar.
02:23He wants to ask you something.
02:25Poboy!
02:26Poboy!
02:27Poboy!
02:28Poboy!
02:29How are you?
02:32How are you?
02:33How's life?
02:34It's okay.
02:35I'm just busy.
02:38How's the happiest house?
02:41How are you?
02:43It's finished.
02:44How's the happiest house?
02:45There's still one left.
02:47It's gone.
02:48It's gone.
02:52How are you?
02:53How are you?
02:54I'm okay.
02:56Say hello to Madlang Pibon.
03:00What's up, Madlang Pibon!
03:04His hair looks like it was shaved.
03:08Poboy is next to Mr. Pringles.
03:13Mr. Pringles!
03:15We have a lot of people who look like Mr. Pringles.
03:17Ryan, on your right, you look like MC.
03:20You look like MC.
03:21You see? He's a star.
03:22I thought he was MC.
03:24He's already lifting weights.
03:26He's already fit.
03:27He doesn't speak Tagalog.
03:30He's Singaporean.
03:31Hi, Auntie MC!
03:33Hello.
03:35We have a lot of localites.
03:38So, these are the contestants for today.
03:40They look like they're the best among the contestants.
03:43I wish you were here to audition, but you're in the studio.
03:45He's in the studio.
03:47Introduce him to MC.
03:50Talk to him.
03:52One of our hosts looks like you.
03:55He's a localite.
03:57Do you want to see who your localite is?
04:00Okay.
04:02Search on Google, MC.
04:04MC.
04:06He's not Filipino, right?
04:08He's Singaporean.
04:09He's from Singapore.
04:11I can speak a little.
04:12A little? How do you speak Tagalog?
04:14Too deep.
04:16Just a little.
04:18He's Singaporean.
04:20Look at his arms.
04:22It's like my mom's arms when she bathes.
04:26Welcome to the Philippines.
04:30Brad Pitt is also a localite.
04:32Yes.
04:33Alien.
04:35Alien.
04:38You're still having auditions?
04:40You're in the studio.
04:41Danny Javier.
04:42Danny Javier.
04:44Danny Javier.
04:46One of you is from Cebu.
04:48The other one is also from Cebu.
04:50Who?
04:52The one who snatched my coin purse.
04:54He's not the one.
04:56He's not the one.
04:58He's a former FAU student.
05:00He's not the one.
05:02He's not the one.
05:04He's a localite.
05:06Who?
05:08The one who's not in the cruise.
05:09He's not in the cruise.
05:12He's not the one.
05:14Yes.
05:16He's a localite.
05:18The one who snatched my coin purse.
05:22He's not in the cruise.
05:24He's the one who's not in the cruise.
05:29He's the one who's not in the cruise.
05:31He's the one who's not in the cruise.
05:33How are you, Tito Pim?
05:35I'm okay.
05:36How are you, Tito Pim?
05:38Tito Pim.
05:40He has a group.
05:42Tito Pim and Joey.
05:44Tito Pim and Joey is their group.
05:49We have a lot of localites.
05:51It's Tito Pim.
05:53Who won against them?
05:55Four of them.
05:57We only need three.
05:59Let's choose one.
06:01Do you know who looks like Tito Pim in the cruise?
06:03Has anyone told you?
06:04Yes.
06:06There's also Ate Gay.
06:08Ate Gay is making a joke.
06:11There's a mash-up, Ate Gay.
06:15There's a lot.
06:17There's one more.
06:19He's married.
06:21He's Jukes.
06:23He's Jukes.
06:25Are you Jukes?
06:27If you're Jukes, where's your grandma's favorite place?
06:29Where's your grandma's favorite place?
06:31In Tabaco.
06:32Why?
06:34Because if you look at me now, I'm fat.
06:40Alright, thank you.
06:42There's a lot of casales.
06:44But let's ask her.
06:46What is her comment to Ate Carril?
06:49Jurado, Ms. Ruba, may I kinto?
06:51Yes, hello, madlam people.
06:54Yesterday, I was telling a story.
06:57But I didn't fully tell the story about Carril and his grandma.
07:00I'm sorry.
07:02I'm sorry, Ruba.
07:04You didn't fully tell the story.
07:06Yesterday, we didn't fully tell the story because of you.
07:09Do you know why?
07:11Because Carril has been my friend for a long time.
07:13We've been together in the SOP for 15 years.
07:16And he's my roommate in the hotels.
07:19What kind of hotels are those?
07:21Sogo?
07:23No, in San Francisco, abroad.
07:25In Hawaii.
07:27His grandma is sleeping with him.
07:30His mother's name is Shashing.
07:32Yes, Shashing.
07:34Shashing and I had our birthdays on May 28.
07:38It's the same date.
07:40Where are you going?
07:42No, it's a story from yesterday.
07:44I'm happy that I'm the judge, the jurado, for Carril.
07:50Because I have a lot to say that not everyone knows.
07:53We're friends.
07:55And his grandpa said that he's not just a family member.
07:58He's also a referee for sports.
08:01That's why I'm happy that I was given the chance to get to know and remember the past.
08:09I also read a lot of comments in the live.
08:15A lot of people are saying that I'm like Amy Perez.
08:20There's also an oily version of Carril.
08:24I didn't say this, it's Yeng Constantino.
08:27There's a little bit of Carra David.
08:30There's also Chloe.
08:33But anyways, for me, you're a localite.
08:37Yes.
08:39What else?
08:41Are you okay now?
08:43For me, you're a localite.
08:45Carril said.
08:47He already knows that.
08:49I just have a question.
08:51What did you do in the cycling practice?
08:54What is cycling?
08:56Cycling.
08:58Cycling.
09:00What is cycling?
09:02Before we answer that, answer the question first.
09:04What did you do when you were growing up?
09:07I didn't do anything.
09:09No, I'll just ask this.
09:12Why do you wear a ribbon everyday?
09:15Here.
09:17It's like she's mad at you for wearing a ribbon.
09:19No, I just want to know why.
09:21Because she didn't wear a ribbon before.
09:24It's something that keeps me look so fresh and young.
09:29Yes, alright.
09:33Thank you so much, Rupa May Quinto.
09:35Let's give a round of applause to Cheche,
09:38Carril Yuson of Bulacan.
09:41It's good that you came.
09:43Rupa May asked that.
09:45She's been asking that for a long time.
09:47She can't ask a personal question to Carril.
09:48That's why she just asked Carril.
09:51Rupa May is so anxious.
09:53Rupa May is so anxious.
09:55Because she can think of that.
09:57Why does Carril wear a ribbon everyday?
09:59She's his roommate.
10:01They're still close.
10:03And it's Cheche's birthday.
10:05She knows her grandmother.
10:07She knows her grandmother in America.
10:09She has a slogan.
10:11But she can't ask a personal question.
10:13What will she ask?
10:15Why do you always wear a ribbon?
10:17No, it's because everyone knows Madlampipo.
10:22It's good that you have a lot of knowledge.
10:29Alright, alright.
10:31What did you do to make her angry?
10:34Rupa May, we're okay now.
10:36Let's go backstage.
10:38As long as she's not angry.
10:40Let's face check together
10:42if what she's saying is true.
10:45If what she's saying is true.
10:49If what she's saying is true.
10:51One more.
10:54Let's face check together
10:56if what she's saying is true.
10:59Contestant number 2, come in.
11:01Rupa May is here.
11:41I can't do anything, George.
11:44Let's do it, baby.
11:46What's up, Madlampipol?
11:48I'm Jeffrey Calura.
11:50Diga is Daniel Padilla
11:52of Teresa Rizal.
11:56Let's do it, baby.
12:03Everything is yours.
12:06I love you.
12:09Everything is yours.
12:11Even my heart.
12:14Everything is yours.
12:17I love you.
12:20Everything is yours.
12:23Even my heart.
12:29Everything is yours.
12:35Everything is yours.
12:38Everything is yours.
12:42You're beautiful, kind, and smart.
12:45They're all jealous of you.
12:48No matter who you're with.
12:51That's why when you came to me
12:55I was mesmerized.
12:57I didn't expect it.
12:59Tell me now
13:02what you're looking for.
13:08Let's do it, Madlampipol.
13:10Number 2, Jeffrey Diga.
13:12He's Ruel Sanchago.
13:14He's Ruel Sanchago.
13:16He's Ruel Sanchago.
13:18He's Daniel Padilla.
13:20He's DJ Dorano.
13:22How are you?
13:24Is this Daniel Padilla?
13:26Daniel is like my boyfriend.
13:28Why?
13:30Wherever you look, you can't find him.
13:32He has a voice.
13:34He has a voice.
13:36How are you?
13:38I'm happy.
13:40He's not your boyfriend.
13:42He's your uncle.
13:44You know what?
13:46He's the second one to come here.
13:48But I'm happy
13:50because he's always adding to my life.
13:53He's so funny.
13:55He's like Marielle.
13:57He's not like Marielle.
13:59He's like Marielle.
14:04He's so funny, honey.
14:06He's Daniel Padilla.
14:08He's so funny.
14:10He's just like Daniel.
14:12You're so funny.
14:15DJ, how are you?
14:17I'm okay.
14:19I'm just resting.
14:21I'm from El Nido, Palawan.
14:23We're together.
14:25Recently, we came from Italy.
14:27We did a taping.
14:29What about me?
14:31They did a taping.
14:33They have a new TV.
14:35They have a new TV.
14:37Ink.
14:39At least you did a taping.
14:41Just wait for it.
14:43It's a great movie.
14:45It's a movie.
14:47It's a movie.
14:50It's a movie.
14:52He missed it one day.
14:54His ex-partner is here.
14:56His ex-lover.
14:59Did you watch it?
15:01Actually, I watched it when I saw him.
15:03Maybe we'll meet someday.
15:05Right?
15:07When did you watch it?
15:09Last week.
15:11And you're going to watch it now.
15:13Maybe you'll meet.
15:15No, I mean...
15:17He's crazy.
15:19He's going to watch it after one week.
15:21I mean...
15:23Don't touch my butt.
15:25If I run here,
15:27it's better if you touch the horse's butt.
15:29I mean...
15:31If I'm lucky,
15:33God will punish me if I don't win.
15:35God will punish you if you don't win.
15:37God will punish you if you don't win.
15:39You're just sitting there.
15:41You're doing shades.
15:43We'll meet in the weekly finals.
15:45I'll talk to Jeffrey first.
15:47Jeffrey, who said that you look like Daniel Padilla?
15:50Yes.
15:52The one who gave birth to my brother.
15:54When I went out, my brother said,
15:56Doc, your son looks like Daniel Padilla.
16:00In short, where is that albulary?
16:03It's not an albulary.
16:05It's a comadron.
16:07I don't know if it's an albulary.
16:09He just twisted it and put bay leaves on it.
16:11You can see it.
16:13Remove your shades so you can see me.
16:16Do you want to see my eyes?
16:18Yes.
16:20We want to see Randy Santiago's eyes even more.
16:25Okay, go, go.
16:27I have a strong plan with Gawal.
16:29I have a strong plan with Gawal.
16:32And if Daniel doesn't have one,
16:34I have a strong plan with Sampalang.
16:36If your eyes don't look alike.
16:38Your eyes don't look alike.
16:40Daniel will show his eyes.
16:42He will remove the shades.
16:44Let's get it on.
16:46Wow.
16:48That's right.
16:54Actually, you're handsome.
16:58There.
17:00Who? Who's handsome?
17:02You look scared.
17:04What?
17:06You look scared.
17:08You look like Jerome Ponce.
17:10Are you in Arlington?
17:12Why do you look like that?
17:14Jerome Ponce.
17:16Jerome Ponce.
17:18You even removed your shades.
17:20You look like a pimple.
17:22Confident.
17:24Confident.
17:25Does anyone tell you that you look like Daniel?
17:28Well, actually, the CEOs of the companies.
17:31Do you know that there are a lot of fake CEOs?
17:34That's why there are a lot of white CEOs during the pandemic, right?
17:38It's like everyone became a CEO.
17:40It's okay.
17:42Because when they downed me, I also made a fake one.
17:45He downed you right away.
17:47He downed you again.
17:49The moment they paid my talent fee, I made a fake one.
17:53He's a fraud.
17:55He really has a strange voice.
17:57What's that? Are you going to follow me?
17:59What's that?
18:01Peace sign?
18:03What are you doing?
18:05I didn't get a pimple. I just did that.
18:08To embody me.
18:10Just to embody you.
18:12For me, it's Jeffery Tidya and Daniel Padilla.
18:15The results.
18:17We already know the hottest contestants.
18:19Number 2 is Jackie and Chan.
18:22Who's Chan?
18:23Who's Chan?
18:25Jackie and Chan.
18:27Thank you so much, Brother Johnny.
18:29We already know the hottest contestants.
18:31Mad love people.
18:33Mad love people.
18:35Mad people.
18:37High five.
18:39There are a lot of mad people.
18:41There are a lot of mad people.
18:43The hottest contestants are red.
18:45This is the one we were talking about.
18:47Oh, it's mom.
18:49Hi.
18:51Hello, mom.
18:53I'm Sara.
18:55Mom, I'm Sara.
18:57What do you think of Daniel Padilla?
19:00He's crazy.
19:02Why is he crazy?
19:04Because he's not too much.
19:06Especially when he removes his glasses.
19:08Sorry.
19:10It's not too much.
19:12What about his talent?
19:14So far, his talent is so good.
19:16His confidence.
19:18That's what's important.
19:20But you, mom.
19:21Who do you think is crazy?
19:23What's that smile?
19:25Who's crazy?
19:27The Hills Are Alive.
19:29Julianne.
19:31My friends in Zumba said that I look like Sharon Cuneta.
19:37Sharon Cuneta.
19:39It's like Kiko, mom.
19:44Because I like to shareon.
19:48Take off.
19:50But mom is cute.
19:53She's also an idol.
19:55How is it, mom?
19:57What does it mean, mom?
19:59Baguette.
20:01Baguette, mom.
20:03I love you, mommy.
20:05I love you too, mom.
20:07Look at her bangs.
20:09Thank you so much, Ate Shawi.
20:12Thank you so much.
20:14Back to you, guys.
20:15Okay, let's listen to the solo beat of our Hural Duo,
20:19Jukes and Teddy.
20:21Madlam Beeple Rock and Roll!
20:29Retro, right?
20:31DJ, check your height.
20:33Your voice?
20:35Check.
20:37Madlam Beeple?
20:39Red?
20:41A bit too much.
20:43Green?
20:45You already know.
20:47Good luck to you, bro.
20:49You already know?
20:51No, DJ is not too angry.
20:53He's steady.
20:55He's cool.
20:57DJ is cool even when he talks.
21:00But we're good in the airport.
21:05Good luck to you, bro.
21:07Sharon Ponce.
21:09Sharon Ponce.
21:11Thank you so much, Hural Duo, Jukes and Teddy.
21:15Please give a round of applause for
21:18Jeffrey Diga and Daniel Padilla of Rizal.