Kaguya Sama S3 - Episode 5
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00:00We're about to get into some Kaguya-sama time, guys.
00:03This is Season 3, Episode 5.
00:06Yeah.
00:07Let's go.
00:08The last episode, it's getting ultra-romantic.
00:11No, it was so many misunderstandings.
00:12A lot of them, honestly.
00:13That was the funniest ending scene.
00:15I think it's just getting ultra-romantic, though.
00:18We got our boy who finally has a crush.
00:21Yeah, I'm the cheerleading girl.
00:24Man.
00:24I'm so happy for him, man.
00:26I hope he makes it happen, too.
00:27At least by the end of the movie.
00:31By the end of the movie.
00:32I don't need it by the end of the season.
00:33Just the movie.
00:35I don't know if she likes him back, though.
00:37You never know.
00:38Yeah.
00:38We'll have to see what happens.
00:39I just hope he at least confesses.
00:41At the least, honestly.
00:43You're right.
00:44At the least, if he can confess.
00:46But although, I mean, Kaguya-sama...
00:49Kaguya...
00:50I was gonna say sama.
00:52Kaguya, her plan is to actually have him have a girlfriend by the end.
00:57Of the series, or I guess the year.
01:00Well, Kaguya didn't worry about her own self with Shirogane.
01:03I think she's trying to distract herself so she doesn't have to worry about it, man.
01:06To be honest with you.
01:08Man.
01:08All right, guys.
01:09We're going straight into it.
01:10Let's go.
01:14Did she rap?
01:16Oh my gosh, she is rapping.
01:18What the heck?
01:20Again.
01:28Why?
01:35So he can't sing, so he's turning towards rap?
01:37Yo.
01:42Oh my gosh.
01:43She said, save me.
01:53Yo.
01:57Yo.
02:16Yeah.
02:28Intelligent sport.
02:38Damn, bruh.
02:57For the person.
03:20Yeah.
03:22This is about to get crazy.
03:24Hold on.
03:27Hold on.
03:37You don't have rhythm.
03:49Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
03:50This man is bad at so many things.
03:52I know.
03:57You're bad at everything.
04:15If it's about love, she'll get motivated.
04:18Oh my gosh.
04:18She says she'd never do this again.
04:25No, Chika.
04:27Oh my God.
04:32Why does he look and sound slimy?
04:37Oh my God, bro.
04:57None of that is on display.
05:27Why don't you just text?
05:36Dude,
05:55this whole time she wasn't even, like, rhyming.
06:00Yo.
06:15Bro, don't be looking like that, bro.
06:17You got no rhythm and no pitch, bro.
06:20Yo, you're trying to make her sing like she need to get to work, bro.
06:25Oh my God.
06:28So they're both learning about rap so she can teach him about rap.
06:39Bro, this is so ridiculous.
06:40I swear, bro.
06:53Yo.
06:55Dude, why is he looking like that?
06:59Bro.
07:18Oh my gosh, she about to roast him.
07:25She about to roast his ass, bro.
07:42No.
07:42Damn, go in, Chika.
07:51Chika.
08:04He said, cool.
08:04Damn, you graduated.
08:13Oh my God.
08:21Yo.
08:43Dude, they're cussing this now.
08:48They're cussing this now.
08:49Bro, this is the best thing ever, bro.
08:51I know.
08:58Dude, they were doing it day and night.
09:00Training.
10:13Oh, no.
10:34This is such a misunderstanding.
10:37I'm so glad they're bringing it back.
10:43Oh, no.
10:56Shit.
10:57Oh my God, bro.
10:58Oh my God.
11:13Look at them making out.
11:16Why would you subject me to this?
11:31Am I allowed to use earplugs?
11:33Oh my God.
11:43Yo, this is getting crazy, bro.
11:57Yeah, that was cool.
11:58That was kind of cool, though.
11:59Yeah.
12:03Okay, then.
12:09Okay, then.
12:30Yo, I didn't know I needed this.
12:32But now I do.
12:34I know.
12:40Hey, let's go.
12:50Yo, look at these two.
13:00Yo.
13:03Bro, that was actually good.
13:10Yo, she's tearing up.
13:12Did something just resonate with you?
13:25The fuck is going on?
13:33I hear you.
13:35Oh my God.
13:51Yeah.
13:51Bro, she's gonna take a beatbox through the background.
13:54Yeah.
14:03Bro, why is she rapping, too?
14:10Yo.
14:12Pour your soul into those rhymes.
14:20Oh my God.
14:21She's a prodigy, bro.
14:33What's up, Asuka?
14:35Huh?
14:36You really want to scream, too, don't you?
14:39You're hiding your true feelings behind your back.
14:41I can't tell if you're just hiding them or not.
14:43Boom, what?
14:45Haha, boom, what?
14:47What the hell?
14:48To love.
14:51You better stop this.
14:52This is pointless resistance.
14:53Your true wish has now been fulfilled.
14:58My true wish?
15:03What is going on?
15:06This looks now like a music video.
15:08I swear.
15:10Who are these six people?
15:17This is wild, though.
15:20Oh my God.
15:22It literally turned into a music video.
15:25It literally turned into a music video.
15:28Yo, they did the thing from Queen.
15:32What?
15:34Oh.
15:36Bohemian Rhapsody, bro.
15:40Actually, they may not be the first one to do that.
15:42Like a little girl.
15:43Oh my God.
15:44This is like Bohemian Rhapsody.
15:46Oh.
15:48Okay, come on here, Taka.
15:50Here it goes.
15:54She about to start roasting Kaguya, bro.
16:08What?
16:10What?
16:12What?
16:15What?
16:21Damn.
16:27Five versions?
16:29Wait, wait, I gotta go back.
16:31I gotta go back.
16:33The spy.
16:37Okay, okay.
16:39Okay.
16:41Damn, bro. She's a spy.
16:45That's what we're missing.
16:49She ain't even roasting at this point.
16:51This just got super personal, man.
17:15Yes, my man.
17:17Yes, my man.
17:19Yeah.
17:21Yeah.
17:23Yeah.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Oh my God.
17:29Oh my God.
17:31Do you even think otherwise?
17:33Do you even think otherwise?
17:35Yo.
17:37Yo, that was amazing.
17:39Yo, that was amazing.
17:41Yo, that was amazing.
17:43What's going on?
17:53President, what's wrong? Why are you standing in front of the door?
17:58Oh, Ishigami. Well, you'll see when you see it.
18:08Why did that person come in and fall on her own? That's scary.
18:12There was something terrible going on between Ishigami's people.
18:16Let's go listen to the details.
18:18Huh.
18:22Oh my god.
18:35Hysteria, neurosis. Bro.
18:39What's going on now?
18:48Well, I don't mind that much.
18:51Hey, friendship isn't just about hurting people.
18:55That's not the point of this conversation.
18:58Look, Nagisa and the others are in the volunteer club.
19:01There were only two of them, and I was tired of having to increase the number of members.
19:05Nagisa said she wanted to join the volunteer club, so I joined.
19:09Oh, that's why she's like a third wheel.
19:11It's a chance to take him away from you.
19:14That's a lot of information.
19:16Nagisa and I are friends from the volunteer club.
19:18I didn't help you because I felt sorry for you.
19:21I joined because I wanted to help Nagisa who was in trouble.
19:24You're a strange person.
19:27I think she's kind of a delusional.
19:30I didn't realize it.
19:32Yeah.
19:34She's a third wheel.
19:36Is she like thinking that somehow naturally he's going to gravitate towards her or something?
19:44Damn.
19:45Hold on, man.
19:54Damn.
20:04Why is this reflecting death?
20:07What?
20:14What?
20:16What?
20:19What do you know about Tsubasa-kun?
20:22Tsubasa-kun looks like he's flustered at first glance.
20:25Even if I say something a little harsh, he doesn't make a bad face and laughs at me.
20:29Tsubasa-kun is...
20:31When I'm with him, my heart is at ease.
20:33He's a warm person.
20:35Don't ever say anything bad about Tsubasa-kun.
20:38His name was Tsubasa.
20:42No one knew his name.
20:55Oh my gosh.
21:06Dude, she's like Kaguya.
21:11I've already seen it a few times.
21:13No, it's not like that.
21:15That's why...
21:17Did he just...
21:23Tsubasa-kun is a high school student.
21:26Why are we having this conversation again?
21:28No, even if he's a high school student, he doesn't like three people.
21:33It's probably like that. It's probably a summer vacation.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Don't limit yourself to Kabuki.
21:39It's so boring.
21:40Let's switch to Kabuki.
21:43It's hard to kill two birds with one stone.
21:46I can't stand up to Kashiwagi-shin anymore.
21:49Nagisa looks like Satan to me.
21:53Friendship and love...
21:55It's actually a difficult problem.
21:58If Ishigami were to go out with Shinomiya...
22:03Why is he looking like that?
22:07Isn't it funny that just in the previous episode,
22:11Chika was saying male relationships are so beautiful
22:14while she said female relationships...
22:17What was it? She said they're cool or something?
22:20Bro, what is going on with this show?
22:22Like, Jesus.
22:37I don't know.
22:48This is why you always need to go to Chika.
22:51You always need to go to Chika.
22:54Hello, Detective.
23:04Dude, they are looking...
23:07Y'all know y'all lost.
23:09Y'all don't know what to do.
23:36Shijou-senpai...
23:38What is it?
23:40I know how hard it is for you.
23:44If you're tired, come to the student council.
23:47I'll welcome you.
23:48I'll make you some herbal tea.
23:52Ishigami...
23:53Ishigami...
23:55Maki-san, you're here again?
23:58It's none of your business.
24:00I just came to see a friend.
24:03A friend?
24:05Who is it?
24:07It's obvious.
24:09Miyuki and Yu are my friends.
24:12The president is here!
24:14The president is here!
24:15The president is here!
24:16The president is here!
24:21No, it's not like that.
24:23Remember it well.
24:27I'm done.
24:28I know.
24:29Oh, wait.
24:30This is new?
24:31Yeah, it's new.
24:32Oh, dang.
24:36It's a whole nother anime.
24:47You know, I have never watched Cyberpunk.
24:50Edge Runners.
24:51But from the pictures I see,
24:53this does not look like Cyberpunk.
24:55Honestly, I can see that.
24:59I can see that.
25:07Dude!
25:09That's not Kaguya right there, right?
25:12Who's the other person behind Chika?
25:20Hey!
25:21That was kind of good!
25:25I think he gave us a hand.
25:26That's Kaguya.
25:27Yup.
25:34Oh!
25:35No, that's Mika.
25:36Miko.
25:37Miko.
25:43That's what it's called, My Nonfiction.
25:54Yo!
25:56Does it become like a musical group?
25:58Like a band it looks like?
25:59I don't know, but I'm downloading that song.
26:02I like that song.
26:04Dang!
26:05That honestly was probably one of my favorite episodes.
26:08Jesus Christ, bro.
26:10That was a whole banger, bro.
26:12Like, so many laughs.
26:14Yes!
26:15Like, Jesus, bro.
26:16Them learning how to rap was so amazing.
26:18All of them rapping together?
26:20I never knew I needed that until it happened.
26:23I genuinely never knew I needed it.
26:25It was so beautiful, man.
26:27And I'm finally happy Chika actually told him the truth, bro.
26:30Like, you are ass, bro.
26:32Like, genuinely, bro.
26:34I don't...
26:35Every time he comes to her, he doesn't know how to do everything.
26:38Like, literally he can only do academics.
26:41I've literally never seen him do anything else.
26:44That's really it, actually.
26:46Yeah.
26:47Because he can't play sports.
26:49He can't sing.
26:50Well, no musical talent.
26:52He can swim.
26:53I just haven't seen it.
26:54I mean...
26:55I don't know, bro.
26:56I'm not even joking.
26:57I honestly don't even know.
26:58At this point, I truly think that he's only good at academics.
27:00Naturally.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Naturally good.
27:03Naturally, yeah.
27:04Bro.
27:05Oh my God.
27:06His reaction to Chika's roast about him was just cool.
27:09Nice.
27:10Nice.
27:11Perfect.
27:12Yes.
27:13That's what I needed from you.
27:14Now teach me.
27:15Yeah, that was the dumbest thing!
27:17And then her face!
27:18Bro!
27:19Oh my God.
27:20Man!
27:22Yeah, I would ask, like, what was your favorite part?
27:24Like, which segment was your favorite part?
27:26Oh, it's gotta be the rap.
27:27It's the rap.
27:28It's gotta be the rap.
27:29Everything just came full circle for it.
27:31Yes.
27:32Because everybody told their feelings with it.
27:34Yeah.
27:35And I love how he explained how rap is.
27:37Because, like, it can't really be that.
27:39You can use it to tell your truth.
27:42And they all did.
27:43I'm just like, let's go.
27:44The only thing they didn't do...
27:45Kind of reminds me of...
27:46Well, what?
27:47They only didn't do a confession rap.
27:48That'd have been crazy.
27:49Oh, yeah.
27:50Crazy.
27:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:52At some point, I was like, this reminds me of slam poetry.
27:55Mm-hmm.
27:56Yeah.
27:57You're right.
27:58You're right.
27:59Man.
28:00But then we got Maki, too.
28:01The...
28:02I'm surprised.
28:03What?
28:04I'm actually surprised we got another segment with that girl again.
28:07Yeah, Maki?
28:08Like, so soon, to be honest with you.
28:10I know.
28:11Hmm.
28:12She's actually an interesting character.
28:13I didn't think I was gonna like her until now, but I like her.
28:16Really?
28:17I don't like her actions, but I like her.
28:21She's actually funny with the dudes, man.
28:23Like, not even gonna lie.
28:24Oh, yeah.
28:25I do like her interactions with Ishigami and Shirogane.
28:28I don't think there's a single unlikable character so far in this show.
28:33Like, I've never noticed that, but I genuinely enjoy everyone.
28:36Actually, we didn't like...
28:37No, we didn't like that girl that didn't believe Ishigami.
28:40Oh, yeah.
28:41The middle school girl.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Yeah.
28:44I'll go ahead and say this.
28:45There's not a single recurring unlikable character.
28:48Mmm.
28:49Yeah.
28:50My favorite probably is Haisaka.
28:52Man, she's amazing.
28:53I know.
28:54Honestly, she is...
28:55She is...
28:56I say for her, she's equal for me to Chika.
28:58Really?
28:59Like, genuinely, Chika and her are my favorite characters.
29:01Mmm.
29:02And only probably because they share the same pain.
29:05Like, solely the fact that they both know how bad Shirogane actually is at things.
29:13Yep.
29:14They're honestly the only ones, actually.
29:15I just realized that Ishigami doesn't know and Kaguya doesn't know.
29:19Probably even Mika doesn't know.
29:21Miko.
29:22Miko.
29:23I don't know why I keep getting that wrong.
29:24Yeah, you keep saying Miko.
29:25That's because you're combining Maki.
29:26I think you're combining Maki and Miko.
29:28I am.
29:29It's terrible.
29:30But, yeah.
29:31They are the only people who know Shirogane's incompetence level.
29:35Yep.
29:36At most things.
29:37Yep.
29:38I'm surprised that Kaguya was shocked to find out that he sucks so bad.
29:43Bro.
29:44I could have sworn that she heard him somehow.
29:47I remember he actually said he couldn't do the dance, but I don't think she saw it.
29:53Equated that to musical ability?
29:55Yeah.
29:56And honestly, it could be just the fact that she sees him through rose-colored glasses.
29:59She was just like, this is an opportunity to be around him.
30:02Oh, yeah, yeah.
30:03You're right.
30:04She wouldn't have thought about him in a negative light.
30:07Yep.
30:08Man.
30:10All right, guys.
30:11We're going to season three, episode six.
30:16Let's go.
30:17See you guys there.