Kaguya Sama S3 - Episode 4
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00:00Jumping into that Kaguya-sama, guys, again.
00:03We're on Season 3, Episode 4.
00:06Yes, sir.
00:08A lot of happened in the last episode.
00:10A lot of infidelity.
00:12Oh, well, no, because he wasn't cheating.
00:15They found out, you know?
00:16Honestly, that girl, I ain't gonna lie.
00:19Maki?
00:20Maki?
00:21Man, bruh.
00:22Man, as much as I love her being similar to Kaguya,
00:26I remember one of y'all said that.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Man, that girl, bruh.
00:30I don't even know what to think about her, man.
00:32I can't believe you actually called it.
00:33Like, whenever he first got with the girl, the main girl,
00:37I forgot her name, but whenever they first got together
00:40and she was looking all, you know, a little jealous
00:43in the background.
00:43I never thought they gon' bring her back.
00:45I know, I can't believe they actually brought her around.
00:47That is actually crazy,
00:48because, like, whenever he got with her first time,
00:50she was over here crying, bruh,
00:52and you were like, nah, man, she just, you know.
00:55But even, she's a real character now,
00:58like a fully-fledged character, guys.
01:00She's even related to Kaguya.
01:01I know.
01:02Bruh.
01:02I thought she was really plain whenever she said that.
01:05Me too.
01:05I thought she was bold-faced lion.
01:07I know, I didn't mean bold-faced lion.
01:09I thought she was bold-faced lion, bruh.
01:13Damn.
01:14All right, guys, we're going into it.
01:16Let's go.
01:20Oh, God.
01:21Look at these two.
01:23Does this take place directly afterwards?
01:29After the last episode?
01:31Yeah.
01:31I don't know.
01:33I guess we'll have to see.
01:34Oh.
01:34Laser beam.
01:36That was an odd, like, transition to the intro.
01:39It has to have.
01:40I think it has to have,
01:42because he was mad at them.
01:43He was shooting laser beams at them.
01:51Yeah.
01:51Boy.
02:21No way.
02:27No way.
02:30He likes her?
02:34Yeah.
02:52Boy.
02:53Bruh, he did not just smack himself.
02:56So, that's the story.
02:57Yes.
03:09Oh, no.
03:21Boy, she play too much.
03:35She play too much.
03:37I know.
03:37Oh, that's funny.
03:49What the hell?
04:15Oh, man.
04:17He falls for those types.
04:18I like Ishigami.
04:36Dang.
04:48Oh, she said like that.
04:56Oh, my God.
05:13She trying to get ideas.
05:28Oh, my God.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30What is this about to lead to?
05:32Oh, ultra romantic.
05:36Oh, snap.
05:39Let's go.
05:44Well, he is doing the most.
05:51Damn.
05:52I do not think she would actually put that together.
06:04No one would pick that up.
06:05Yeah.
06:06What are you talking about?
06:14There's so many ways that could go wrong, man.
06:19An album of yourself?
06:38Like young you.
06:40Okay.
06:41Oh, like baby pictures.
06:42That's kind of creepy.
06:53Yo, man.
06:58I ain't gonna lie, bro.
06:59He is like a mess when it comes to these.
07:02Oh, shit.
07:04Jesus.
07:05No.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:07Oh, no.
07:08She's mean.
07:09You're going to lose your steam.
07:11Jesus.
07:13Listen, you need to be more direct.
07:16No.
07:17Oh, no.
07:18You're being too abstract.
07:21Show me the definition of a good man.
07:23There's no doubt that you're not the kind of man to say that.
07:28There are a lot of things,
07:30but first you need someone who can study.
07:33Study, huh?
07:35But there's also kindness.
07:38Someone like the president?
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:42Kami is so obvious.
07:44Man, it's so obvious.
07:45How does no one around him see it, bro?
07:50I know.
07:51Women are attracted to the world.
07:54Power, wealth, power of the community.
07:59Of course, it also includes intelligence.
08:02When you feel like this person is going to protect you and your child forever,
08:07you want to be with them.
08:09I don't feel like that at all.
08:12Dude, I'm telling you.
08:13It's like it's all there written in the stars, bro.
08:18First of all, you need to be strong.
08:21In the next final exam,
08:23you need to be in the top 50.
08:26Top 50?
08:28If you do that, everyone will look at you again.
08:32Of course, even the little swallows.
08:37He's actually pretty smart.
08:41She's not lying.
08:45He needs to change himself.
08:47Man, Kaguya.
08:49Kaguya, man. Let's go.
09:03Did that segment have a name?
09:06I don't know.
09:07I didn't see it.
09:09He's proving something worthy.
09:26This is reminiscent of whenever they had their first finals.
09:30It's happening again, bro.
09:31Yeah, I know.
09:37It's happening again.
09:43Chill out, bro.
09:48President, is something wrong?
09:50What?
09:51Nothing.
09:52Well, it's been two years.
09:55That's right.
09:56This is an important exam that will determine our path.
10:00We need to focus on studying at home.
10:04That's a lie.
10:06I can't concentrate at all at home.
10:10My smartphone that I recently got.
10:12I always have it on my shoulder when I study.
10:15Smartphone poison.
10:17I'm curious.
10:19He's waiting for him to text.
10:21Whenever I get a message,
10:23my brain switches from studying mode to transforming mode.
10:28You're so terrible, bro.
10:30I don't need to study.
10:32If everyone says so, then I can't help it.
10:35That's a lie!
10:37This woman.
10:38This is a lie.
10:40She's also a student who's in the first place in the school year.
10:46She's also a student who's in the first place in the school year.
10:49She's a student who's in the first place in the school year.
10:52So she can't afford to be in the first place.
10:54It's good for her to be able to study even for a minute.
10:59Kids are crazy.
11:00Did you see her face?
11:02Did you see her face?
11:03It was crazy, bro.
11:13Dude, everyone is lying.
11:15Why is everyone lying, bro?
11:18It's definitely a secret to your mom.
11:20Of course.
11:22Yes, after the exam, where all kinds of feelings are mixed up.
11:30Aren't you studying at home?
11:32No way.
11:34You're playing games anyway.
11:37And the day of the exam will come.
11:41The day of the exam will come.
11:45As a member of the student council,
11:47don't ask about Akaten.
11:49Just pass, okay?
11:51Just be sure you pass.
11:52Just pass, bro.
11:54It's a lie.
11:57Seriously.
11:59This man is seriously here to aim for the top.
12:03If you want to be in the first place, Akaten is good.
12:06Even before the exam, he was doing his best.
12:10It's a lie.
12:16Good night.
12:18What made him so serious?
12:21Shinomiya Kaguya's tears of blood.
12:27Is it a love affair with Koyasu Tsubame?
12:30It's a lie.
12:32Shinomiya Kaguya's tears of blood.
12:34Is it a love affair with Koyasu Tsubame?
12:37Is it a love affair with Koyasu Tsubame?
12:41It's a lie.
12:43If Ishigami can do it,
12:45his gaze moved him.
12:49Hajime!
12:52If it's a love affair with Koyasu Tsubame,
12:55I want to meet his expectations.
12:58I want to meet his expectations.
13:08There's no problem.
13:11This time, let's say you're in the top 150.
13:14If you think you're in the middle of the top 20,
13:17that's a good number.
13:19Yes.
13:21Are you upset?
13:23No.
13:24I just got results as best as I could.
13:28I didn't expect this.
13:30I see.
13:32I'm going to the bathroom.
13:38Damn.
13:40I knew he was going to cry.
13:42It's a lie.
13:44This man is so frustrated that his eyes are about to bleed.
13:48I was serious.
13:50I was serious about aiming for the top 50.
13:52Shinomiya-senpai did so much for me.
13:55What am I doing?
13:57Did you really say that?
13:59Shinomiya-senpai?
14:01This is a men's bathroom.
14:03It doesn't matter.
14:05I'll ask you one more time.
14:07Aren't you upset with this result?
14:11Of course I'm upset!
14:13Even if I'm depressed,
14:15I'm looking forward to being a cool guy who can do his best!
14:19But I'm not that kind of person!
14:25If I see a problem, all I have to do is deal with it.
14:31Next time, I'll definitely get in the top 50.
14:34I told you.
14:36You can't drink the spit you spit out.
14:38But next time, I won't hold back.
14:40What?
14:42You won't hold back?
14:44Shinomiya-senpai is serious.
14:46That's already him changing.
14:48For him to even say that.
14:50Yeah.
14:52There hasn't been any change.
14:54As expected.
14:56There's only Nina, the president, this time as well.
15:00There's only Nina.
15:02That was a sore spot, bro.
15:10I think this happened last time.
15:12Yeah.
15:24Yeah!
15:26Let's go!
15:28Yushigami went from 177 to 152.
15:31Yushigami, obviously.
15:33Obviously.
15:35Soberu Toshiosaki.
15:37Chika went down.
15:39Oh my goodness gracious.
15:41Taizaka is the same.
15:43Dang, the boyfriend went up!
15:45Damn.
15:4784 to 34?
15:49Why did he go up, but she went down?
15:53Nagisa.
15:55I'm fairly sure she was coaching that boy.
15:57Oh, yeah.
15:59I'm fairly sure she was coaching that boy,
16:01because the only way she would have went down
16:03and him to go up is she was helping him, bro.
16:05Yeah, like number 7 to 27.
16:07Ain't no way, bro.
16:09Or...
16:11No, she was getting...
16:13Remember, he was getting tutoring from Maki.
16:15Mm-hmm.
16:17Yeah.
16:19And she was probably too invested
16:21in thinking he was cheating and stuff.
16:23So she was stressed.
16:25Probably got distracted and didn't study and stuff.
16:27Oh, snap.
16:29Because Maki's number 3.
16:31You're right!
16:33Because he's been fine this whole time.
16:35And again, he was getting tutoring from Maki,
16:37the third best student.
16:39Wow.
16:57Oh, my God.
17:03You gotta do anything
17:05what it takes, man.
17:23Yeah!
17:27Oh, damn.
17:29It's just gonna be Chika.
17:39What?
17:49Oh, my gosh.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:57What?
18:19A war orphan.
18:21Dude, she has so many personas.
18:23Is Chika listening?
18:27Oh, my God.
18:39Oh, my God.
18:41What is up with her?
18:57Oh, my God.
19:05Oh, my God.
19:09Yo.
19:11Hayasuka just makes everything worse, bro.
19:19Oh, they're adorable.
19:21They really are.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:47Did they sing in front?
19:49Yeah, I was thinking, are they drinking wine?
19:57Oh.
20:01Oh.
20:13Oh.
20:15She's just sleeping.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:25This is so hilarious.
20:27Yo.
20:55Okay.
20:59Yo, she cleaned this whole room up.
21:03Wait, is this the living room?
21:09Dude, Keiichi, stop.
21:19Oh, snap.
21:21Oh, my gosh.
21:35Damn.
21:37She stole his phone.
21:39Chill out.
21:51Oh.
21:57Oh, my God.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01This is the biggest misunderstanding.
22:09Oh, my God.
22:13Dude, this is the biggest misunderstanding.
22:15Oh.
22:19Oh, my head, bro.
22:45Oh.
22:55She fell asleep.
22:57She fell asleep.
23:03Oh.
23:05Oh.
23:07Oh.
23:13Damn.
23:23Yo, that was so crazy, bro.
23:25I thought she was at the givens.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:29Yo.
23:31Yo.
23:33Yo.
23:35What was she thinking about?
23:37Oh, my God.
23:39Oh, this is...
23:41Oh.
23:43These are all of her personas.
23:45Let's go.
23:47Rollin' fast.
23:49School girl.
23:51There's normal school high school girl.
23:53There's the Male version.
23:55Oh, this is Hayasaka's weird...
23:57Okay.
23:59Popular girl version.
24:01So there's that should be it right?
24:05Yeah, it's just for yeah.
24:08Yeah, there's just for yeah.
24:11Dude, could be a little bit like she really could literally
24:17be a spy guy.
24:18It's like that's crazy.
24:20Oh my God.
24:21That was such a fun episode.
24:24Oh, I ain't even gonna lie.
24:25That was too much man.
24:26I really have that moment, bro.
24:29I'm so mad.
24:30They did that to us guys.
24:32I didn't thought maybe this was going to lead to some crazy
24:35development in the next episode.
24:36I really thought I really I had a feeling I first actually
24:40I knew she wasn't going to say who she was in love with but
24:42I thought it was going to be Haya Saka or or her Taka who
24:46was going to stop her from like saying it that would make
24:49more sense.
24:49Yeah, but actually actually her passing out makes sense
24:53though because I mean you passed out on the phone.
24:56Yeah, easily.
24:58I passed out on the phone.
24:59Man, it was just right there.
25:02Like if we say like, oh man, like maybe half or like one
25:07syllable, bro.
25:08Like I was looking for like Sheer and then falsely.
25:12He's like, who is it?
25:16Who is it?
25:17Honestly, it would be even more of a misunderstanding if she
25:19said like Sheer and there was like someone else at the school
25:22whose name also started with Sheer.
25:24Babe, babe.
25:25What if it was like Sheero?
25:28Sheero?
25:29And then she goes to sleep and then there's a guy in their
25:31classroom named Sheero.
25:33Bro, that'd be such a misunderstanding.
25:37That'd be lovely.
25:38Man, this was such a fun episode.
25:39I mean, I was going to ask you like what's your favorite
25:41part about?
25:41Which one was your favorite part?
25:42It blended so well, bro.
25:44This whole episode blended really well.
25:46I ain't gonna lie guys.
25:47I didn't even catch the name of the first clip, the first
25:51thing.
25:51I was so enveloped into Ishigami.
25:53It was ridiculous.
25:55Impossible.
25:55It was her impossible demand.
25:58I remember seeing those words.
25:59I don't know why I didn't think those were the words for the
26:02segment.
26:03I remember seeing that whole time.
26:05The cowrie, the cowrie, the swallow gave birth to part one.
26:09Yeah, so it'll come back around.
26:11It looks like whenever there's a part two.
26:14Yep, man, guys.
26:16Another banger, man.
26:17I know.
26:17I love these episodes.
26:18This season has definitely delivered on giving us that
26:22This season has definitely delivered on giving us that ultra
26:25romance, guys.
26:25Honestly, this season is going by fast.
26:27Mm-hmm.
26:28We're already on episode five.
26:30I know.
26:31It's because of all that ultra romance, you know what I'm
26:33saying? So this is why it's ultra romantic because Ishigami
26:35now has a crush.
26:36Yep.
26:37Their relationship is progressing. All of them, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:39And then I almost forgot her name.
26:42Kaguya, obviously, was Shirogane.
26:44Yep.
26:45But now it's just Chika.
26:47I don't think Chika's gonna have- Eden and Miko, maybe.
26:49Never know.
26:50I don't think- I don't know.
26:52Miko and Chika are gonna have a crush.
26:54I don't see Chika actually finding a crush.
26:57I genuinely do not see her getting with anyone by the end
26:59of this. She- It'd be so weird.
27:01Like, I don't know.
27:03Who would she even be into?
27:05I don't know.
27:05Can you imagine that?
27:06I like her just being like, kind of like the love detective
27:09for everybody.
27:11She's a free- She's a free gal.
27:13Let's go.
27:14All right, guys.
27:14We're going on to episode five of season three.
27:18We'll see you guys there.
27:19See y'all.
27:19Later.