It's Showtime: Jhong Hilario multiverse sa Kalokalike! (October 12, 2024) (Part 2/4)
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00:00Give him some water.
00:02This is too little.
00:03I'm going to bathe him.
00:05People like him need to be bathed.
00:08Not just drink.
00:10My question is,
00:11how many faces do you have?
00:14A lot.
00:16You know, before it became a pharmacy,
00:18you were the real generic.
00:20He said he's the most handsome John Hilary.
00:23Of course.
00:24If you're the most handsome, what is this?
00:26Nothing.
00:27The most delicious.
00:29John Hilary.
00:30The most what?
00:31The most handsome John Hilary.
00:33So you're the most handsome.
00:35The most handsome.
00:37This is Michael.
00:39Are you the one we talked about yesterday in the audience?
00:41Isn't that him?
00:42No, that's different.
00:44There's a lot.
00:46We thought he's the one in the audience.
00:48He has a lot of genes.
00:51We started cloning.
00:53And AI.
00:55Your family mutates quickly.
00:59Compared to the virus.
01:01You mutate faster than the virus.
01:03The monkeypox is gone.
01:05The monkeypox is gone.
01:07Only the pox is gone.
01:09Oh my God.
01:13Okay, okay.
01:14How long have you known John Hilary?
01:17Since...
01:19Baguing until...
01:21No, since...
01:22Baguing until...
01:25Actually, John.
01:29We're almost the same age.
01:31John, I'm 40.
01:3340-something.
01:3740-something.
01:3840-something is bigger than 40.
01:4240-something.
01:44When was your birthday?
01:46August.
01:48August 11.
01:5019...
01:51Forgotten.
01:5319 forgotten.
01:55August 11.
01:56He doesn't want to talk to me.
01:57He doesn't want to talk to me.
01:58Besides, his answer is hard.
01:59He's like that.
02:00And backward, right?
02:02It's harder for you.
02:04Because if you're scared, you'll be like that.
02:06Okay.
02:07Because I'm afraid of you.
02:08You'll just stare at him.
02:11What's your answer?
02:12You're so hard.
02:14He's really like that.
02:16That's why he's like that.
02:17Because if you're not there, you might fall.
02:20If you're there.
02:21In the letter B.
02:2212.
02:23Like that.
02:25How are you, Sari?
02:27Sari.
02:28Who?
02:29Baby Sari.
02:31Hi, baby Sari.
02:32I'm just working.
02:33How proud are you of Sarina?
02:36Well, you know that kid.
02:38He's so naughty.
02:39Last time, he was sad because of his TikTok.
02:44So, he got more views.
02:47So, I'm proud of him.
02:49Daddy Jong.
02:50Message to Sarina.
02:52She's watching you.
02:53Baby.
02:54Don't forget the kid.
02:56Don't mess with him.
02:57He might get traumatized.
02:58He might get confused.
02:59Baby.
03:00Baguette is crazy.
03:03Baguette is crazy.
03:04But what's that look on your face?
03:05Who?
03:06My brother.
03:08Who's that?
03:09Who? Ompong?
03:10Ompong.
03:11I'm Ompong, bestie.
03:14You've been saying Jong for a long time.
03:17Or you just realized it lately.
03:18I'm like Jong.
03:20Maybe four.
03:22You're only four years old.
03:23You're already Jong.
03:24No, I've been saying it for four years.
03:25Four.
03:26Four.
03:27He's been saying it for four years.
03:28Oh, he's been saying it for four years.
03:30Oh, okay.
03:31They've been saying it for four years.
03:32But they got older.
03:33Eventually.
03:34Then,
03:36they turned 42.
03:39What did you feel when you saw Jong's face?
03:42Of course, I'm proud.
03:43It hurts, right?
03:45It hurts because he always does back pain.
03:48He always does back pain.
03:49Are you proud of yourself, Jong Hilario?
03:51Of course.
03:52Yes.
03:53In Barangay Bankal, District 1,
03:56I'm thankful because I'm 93.98% in being a councilor.
04:02Because they surveyed me as the number one councilor.
04:08He really studied how many percent.
04:11What's your political goal?
04:12Hey, Barangay Bankal.
04:14You're almost there.
04:15You're about to taste the Binangkal recipe.
04:19What's your political goal?
04:20Binangkal recipe.
04:21But your eye bags,
04:22when they spread,
04:23and you get bald,
04:24Binangkal recipe.
04:26What's my political color?
04:28Violet.
04:29Hilario cares.
04:30Wow.
04:31Why violet?
04:32Why is your political color violet?
04:33I just like it.
04:35Don't answer like that to Kimchoo.
04:37I'm just kidding.
04:40That's just like Ogie.
04:43Ogie Alcacid in Jong Hilario's face.
04:45But Jong is good at picking up lines.
04:48He can accompany me in my dramas.
04:51Let's see if you can achieve that.
04:54Rice?
04:55Kang?
04:57Are you chicken?
04:58What?
04:59Are you chicken?
05:00Why?
05:01Because you're always in my heart.
05:04Chicken?
05:05That's what Ogie Alcacid said.
05:06What?
05:11Where's the chicken?
05:12It's not for you to order.
05:15It's up to you.
05:16It's up to you to protect yourself.
05:18It's not for me to follow you.
05:19Sirugs!
05:20What?
05:21Why?
05:22If it's Jong, he'll get bald.
05:25You didn't get bald.
05:26Why?
05:27Because you didn't get bald.
05:28Why?
05:29I'm the one who said why.
05:30Why?
05:32You're still chicken.
05:34See?
05:35Only four of you appreciated that.
05:38You're still chicken.
05:39That's nice.
05:42Chicken.
05:43Chicken.
05:46You're chicken.
05:47What's your favorite part of Jong's face
05:51that you wish you could get?
05:55Look at my face.
05:59Admit it.
06:00When you saw this,
06:01you realized that you're really handsome.
06:04You said that you became handsome because of Bong.
06:06When the street boys started,
06:09not the backstreet boys.
06:11When the street boys started,
06:12Bong is more handsome.
06:15It's just that his steps are more difficult.
06:19He's like this.
06:21Bong's steps are like this.
06:23Direk Chito really has a favoritism.
06:27That's why he's my best friend.
06:29What's your favorite feature of his face?
06:33Eyes, nose, mouth, teeth.
06:35Your face is glaring.
06:38It's like he's feeling something.
06:43His lips.
06:46It's like you want to kiss him.
06:48Say hi to Ryan first.
06:50Ryan wants to poke your lips.
06:54Okay, just for today.
06:56You're making it hard for him.
06:57You don't have a lot of time today.
06:58Tomorrow, it's my turn again.
07:00His best friend was here earlier.
07:02James Reed.
07:03Really?
07:04I wish you asked James Reed if he's his best friend.
07:07He went to see him.
07:09He came from James.
07:10He said, my best friend is Ryan Bong.
07:12Because he was briefed.
07:15But Joe, the truth is,
07:16what did you feel when you saw him?
07:19I said,
07:20it's like...
07:22it's like...
07:24Season 1.
07:27Season 1.
07:28Season 1.
07:31When we were only 4'6".
07:344'6".
07:36I just found out
07:37that our lights are really beautiful.
07:39Yes.
07:40It's really different.
07:42We cook.
07:43Yes, every day.
07:44But there's really something.
07:45There is.
07:46There is, right?
07:47Huh?
07:48Where is there?
07:49In Alak-Alakan.
07:52Earlier, you danced, right?
07:54Yes.
07:55But you know,
07:56Joe also has another talent.
07:57He can also sing.
07:58Oh, yes.
07:59He's a good singer.
08:00Let's talk.
08:01You know,
08:02when you do that,
08:03we want to talk.
08:04I'll just dance.
08:05Nene.
08:06Nene.
08:07There.
08:08What?
08:10I don't know how to sing.
08:11A little.
08:12Your favorite is the high one,
08:13She's Gone.
08:14There.
08:15No, there's a specific one.
08:16No, that's what we want.
08:17Not for you to order.
08:19It's high, right?
08:21Okay, what do you want to sing?
08:23The one in a million.
08:24Okay.
08:25One in a million.
08:26Just a little?
08:27Yes, of course.
08:28Are you still our pool song?
08:30No, no.
08:31It's James Ridsel.
08:32We edited the opening.
08:33You're the pool song.
08:36James said,
08:37stand in the chorus.
08:40Okay, one in a million.
08:41One in a million.
08:42Go.
08:47Okay, continue.
08:48He's laughing.
08:49Beautiful.
08:55I'm still laughing.
08:56Why is Alex Kalieha?
08:57And Vong is doing that.
08:59Look at Joe.
09:01No, I'm just laughing.
09:02Yes.
09:03You're laughing.
09:05That's what you're laughing at,
09:06but the truth is,
09:07you're embarrassed.
09:10And then,
09:11when he's around,
09:12he'll make you sigh.
09:13Oh, it's hard to join.
09:15No, it's beautiful.
09:16Even if I'm on the same street,
09:18I'll turn around,
09:19I'll really think of Jung Ilan.
09:21And Chico.
09:22I thought it was Jungu.
09:23Yes, Jungu Ilan.
09:24I just didn't mention it,
09:25I just heard it.
09:27It's not like you're the first one.
09:30Yes.
09:31Thank you so much,
09:32Michael Suralta,
09:34Jung Hilarion,
09:35and Tressie Martez.
09:36Here it is,
09:37Yay or Nay?
09:38What's the pulse of Madlang?
09:40Jan,
09:41Quiz Ryan,
09:42and Ion.
09:44Thank you so much, Kimmy.
09:45Thank you, Kimmy.
09:46Before we ask
09:47the opinion of Madlang people,
09:49Madlang people,
09:50Kaloka or Kalokalike?
09:57Kalokalike.
09:58Hi.
09:59They're all Kalokalike, baby boy.
10:00We have two Kalokas.
10:04Let's sit here.
10:05Let's sit here.
10:06Let's sit here.
10:07Please stand up.
10:09Hi.
10:10What's your name?
10:11Hello.
10:12Hello, Madlang people.
10:13I'm Mark Joseph Mangulagnan.
10:16Where are you from?
10:18I'm from Isabela,
10:19but I'm residing in Sampaloc, Manila.
10:21Sampaloc, Manila.
10:23Yes.
10:24He looks like a nice fresh graduate.
10:25Yes.
10:26Did you just graduate?
10:27Yes.
10:28Are you proud of your parents?
10:29He looks like he's being robbed.
10:33There.
10:34Kalokalike is...
10:38Yes, Ion.
10:39Kalokalike is the one
10:41who helped Kuya Jong.
10:43So, you really believe him.
10:45Yes.
10:46I believe in Kalokalike
10:47because in front of him,
10:48of course,
10:49first impression is last thing.
10:50So,
10:51I immediately saw
10:52the resemblance of Kuya Jong.
10:55So, I believe
10:56that Kuya Jong is a Kalokalike.
10:57Oh.
10:59Michael is so happy
11:00with what you said.
11:01Is that how Jong felt
11:03when you said that to him?
11:06You immediately know
11:07that he's Kuya Jong.
11:08Yes.
11:09How about you?
11:10Has anyone told you
11:11that you're a Kalokalike?
11:13Yes.
11:14About four.
11:15About four?
11:16Just four?
11:17Yes.
11:18Who?
11:19Kuya Jugs.
11:21Hey!
11:22Why Jugs?
11:23Why Jugs?
11:24Because he's cute.
11:25Oh.
11:26Kuya Jugs.
11:27Come here.
11:28Come here.
11:29Come here.
11:30Yes.
11:31Yes.
11:32Let's greet the people
11:33of Isabela,
11:34the embankment of Malam.
11:35Hello.
11:36Hi, Kuya Jugs.
11:37Kuya Jugs is also Season 1, right?
11:39Yes, Season 1.
11:40Season 1.
11:41But to find out
11:42if Jugs is really a Kalokalike,
11:44ask him
11:45what his grandmother's favorite food is.
11:46There.
11:47What is your grandmother's favorite food?
11:49My grandmother's favorite food
11:51is Adobo.
11:53No.
11:54No.
11:55Not Jugs.
11:56Not Jugs.
11:57Jugs' grandmother's favorite food is
11:59Tobacco.
12:00Why?
12:01Look at me now.
12:02Tobacco.
12:07There's more.
12:08What?
12:09There's more?
12:10I saw Season 1 of
12:11Kuya Teddy here.
12:12Where?
12:13Come here.
12:14Where?
12:15Come here.
12:16Come here.
12:17Here.
12:18Jugson Teddy.
12:20Oh, yes.
12:21Yes.
12:22Kuya Jugs.
12:23Jugson Teddy,
12:24why don't you buy a nice college?
12:27Buy a nice college.
12:29I want to go to volleyball.
12:33Season 1, Kuya Jugs, Kuya Teddy.
12:34Kuya Teddy, Season 1.
12:36Hi, guys.
12:37Hi, guys.
12:38Yes.
12:40What does Teddy always say?
12:42Rock and what?
12:43Madlang people, rock and roll.
12:44Rock and roll.
12:45Say it.
12:46Madlang people, rock and roll.
12:51Try to say,
12:53someone texted.
12:56Someone texted.
12:58It's like a video.
12:59It's like a voice message.
13:00He's biased because it's Season 1.
13:03He doesn't want me to hold the flashlight.
13:06What's your name, Kuya?
13:07Hardy.
13:08Hi, meme.
13:09Hi.
13:10He's happy.
13:11I love you.
13:12His face is also like a brain.
13:15Like a rice.
13:16I'm really surprised.
13:17Like a rice.
13:18Just like a rice.
13:19Just make his bangs longer.
13:21His face is like a globe.
13:24Take off your eyeglasses.
13:25Take it off.
13:27Hey, it's Tutoy.
13:30Oh, it's really Jugs.
13:33He doesn't want to wake up.
13:34Tell him to go inside.
13:38He's awake.
13:39Let's go inside.
13:41Thank you to both of you.
13:43Welcome to Showtime.
13:45Yes.
13:46Back to you, guys.
13:49What do you have to say to contestant number one
13:51in the Hurano duo, Jugs and Teddy?
13:55Mad Labibos, rock and roll!
14:05All right, buddy.
14:06It's perfect.
14:08John Hilario.
14:10Quizjong.
14:11Quizjong is the real John Hilario.
14:13What?
14:14He's the Teddy Corpus that didn't continue.
14:16The Teddy Corpus is the John Hilario that didn't continue.
14:20How about LA Tenorio?
14:22He's the one we're all talking about.
14:25It's Ruta Ruta.
14:27Yes, it's Ruta Ruta.
14:28And Quizjong, you know what?
14:31Next week, you're sure to be here.
14:34Because yesterday, Kareel...
14:37This is your audition.
14:39Oh, is that so?
14:40You're sure to be here the day after tomorrow.
14:43You're sure to be here.
14:44But talent, check.
14:47Talent, check.
14:48Facial features, check.
14:50Earrings and eye bags, check.
14:53Chest hair, check.
14:54That's all that's missing.
14:55That's all that's missing.
14:57Chest hair, please.
14:59But there's also a fly underneath.
15:02That's how it is when you're nervous.
15:04There's a Nike logo here.
15:07That's not a logo.
15:09But there are serums that will help you grow.
15:12Serum?
15:14Is that what you eat pancakes with?
15:16You know what?
15:17I have a secret here.
15:18Maya.
15:19What is it?
15:20Garden soy.
15:21Garden soy?
15:23That's too bad.
15:24That's just for hotcakes.
15:26But we're here for you.
15:28For you.
15:29For us.
15:30Good luck.
15:32Congrats.
15:33Thank you, Jukes and Teddy.
15:35Yes.
15:36Thank you so much, Jukes.
15:38Jukes and Teddy.
15:39Jukes and Teddy.
15:40Please give a big round of applause
15:42to Michael Suralta,
15:44the John Hilario of 13 Martirets Cavite.
15:49The face of the contestant number 2
15:51has magic.
15:52Let's take a look.
16:10What's up, madlam people?
16:13Here's Lactan
16:14and he's the sample king of madlam people.
16:18I'm Celso Dacara Jr.,
16:20the John Hilario of Las Piñas City.
16:25No one will let you go until you win.
16:28I'm Celso Dacara Jr.,
16:30the John Hilario of Las Piñas City.
16:34I'm Celso Dacara Jr.,
16:37No one will let you go until you win.
16:41I'm Celso Dacara Jr.,
16:44the John Hilario of Las Piñas City.
16:47Wow.
16:48Yes.
16:49You saw John.
16:51He's been swimming in the pool for a long time.
16:55Why?
16:56You've been swimming in the pool for a long time, right?
16:58Yes.
16:59Your fingers and your feet.
17:01He's getting dizzy.
17:02He's getting dizzy.
17:03He's getting dizzy.
17:04He's really getting dizzy.
17:06He's getting dizzy.
17:08He's getting dizzy.
17:09Quiz, John.
17:10Remember, if you get dizzy and your eyes are like Kero Kero P,
17:13John Hilario of Las Piñas City.
17:16My eyes are like Kero Kero P.
17:18Do you remember Kero Kero P?
17:21If you get dizzy.
17:22Yes.
17:24Wow.
17:25You're moving a lot.
17:26Quiz, John.
17:27Say hello to madlam people.
17:28What's up, madlam people?
17:30Yeah.
17:31Let's go.
17:32John.
17:33You have to get down because he's tumbling.
17:35He was tumbling earlier.
17:37Sample king.
17:38He was tumbling earlier.
17:40Hey.
17:41Let's go.
17:42Hey.
17:43Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:45Hey.
17:46Hey.
17:47Hey.
17:48Hey.
17:49Hey.
17:50Hey.
17:51Hey.
17:52Hey.
17:53Hey.
17:54Hey.
17:55Hey.
17:56Hey.
17:57Hey.
17:58Hey.
17:59Hey.
18:00Hey.
18:01Hey.
18:02You really got to the stage.
18:03Good thing you passed that stage because you rustled.
18:08You could said anything right away.
18:10If you don't say anything then you get upset
18:12so it's good if you say it right away.
18:14The eyes were big.
18:16It's funny.
18:17They hilarious eyes
18:19and a similar smile.
18:21Like a frown 3rd molar.
18:25Yeah 3rd molar.
18:26Really count how many molars
18:27You were really okay.
18:28You're giving a compliment.
18:29Wow!
18:31His teeth are so sharp, it's like a whole.
18:33If you pull it, it's all at once.
18:35Look, when Chris Jones laughs,
18:37and when you laugh,
18:39it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:41Wow!
18:43You have a lot of teeth.
18:45If you put this face on a cat,
18:47you'll be the 6th cat.
18:51Chris Jones is always laughing.
18:53You'll be the 6th cat.
18:55How do you feel?
18:57You have a lot of teeth.
18:59You have a lot of teeth.
19:01Of course, it's fun.
19:03Of course, it's fun.
19:05It's fun when there's a lot of teeth.
19:07It's fun when there's a lot of teeth,
19:09but it depends on the type of teeth.
19:13Bro, John Hilario.
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