Emmerdale 11th October 2024
#emmerdale #emmerdalefullepisodes #emmerdalespoilersnextweek #emmerdalenextweek #emmerdalespoilers #emmerdalespoilerstoday#emmerdale #emmerdalefullepisodes #emmerdalespoilerstoday #emmerdalespoilersnextweek #emmerdalespoilers #emmerdalebestbits#emmerdale #emmerdalebestbits #emmerdaleaaron #emmerdalebelle #emmerdalerobert #emmerdaleadam #emmerdalefights #emmerdalekisses
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:30CHURCH BELLS CHIMING
00:45HE HUMS A TUNE
00:50Very good. Well done.
00:52SHE LAUGHS
00:55It's the Hockey Pounce. Isn't this supposed to be the happiest day of your life?
00:58Yeah. Sorry, it's just wedding jitters.
01:01I thought you'd be used to that by now with Mandy.
01:03You know, second time round and all that. Yeah, I suppose.
01:06Oh, listen, you'll be fine. We've all been there.
01:09I'll catch you later, bridegroom.
01:12Maybe.
01:15Should I be throwing confetti or firing tranquiliser darts?
01:18Eh? Won't the zoo realise you've escaped?
01:20Hey, be careful! Might eat you alive!
01:22Save that for Paddy tonight! Ha! You filthy animal!
01:25Sweetheart, speed up!
01:27We're on a timeline! Yes, Mother!
01:29Well, she's due back in about half an hour.
01:31It needs to be sorted before then, OK?
01:34Cos Belle deserves this.
01:36All right. Cheers.
01:42Not texting Belle, are you?
01:44Sorry?
01:46Well, it's just Deb said you've been texting her a lot while she's been away.
01:49SHE CHUCKLES
01:51A few times, maybe.
01:53Well, listen, you don't want to come across as creepy, do you?
01:57So when Belle gets back, leave her be, yeah?
02:04How long's that been there?
02:06Oh, since the other day.
02:10So have you seen John, then?
02:12I thought he was with you.
02:14Well, I wouldn't be asking if he was.
02:18All right.
02:22KNOCK AT DOOR Hello!
02:27Maybe he's dead.
02:30Do you have a key?
02:34Yep.
02:47Oh, wow!
02:49Good God, it smells like he did die in there.
02:52Don't be horrible.
02:54And also, if you see John, don't tell him.
02:56I'm looking for him.
02:58Yeah, if I must.
03:00Let that air.
03:02You might as well go and get changed.
03:04Why?
03:06Has he come to a decision?
03:08No, not yet, but if it were me, it'd be a big fat I don't.
03:10Yes, yes, you've made your opinion very clear.
03:12How long's he been gone?
03:14Oh, about two hours.
03:16Two hours?! Should I go and look for him?
03:18Don't get your knickers in a twist.
03:20Give him another ten minutes.
03:22Oh, here he is.
03:25Safe and sound.
03:27Where have you been?
03:29Nowhere. Everywhere.
03:31So, have you decided, or what?
03:3418, tomato sauce.
03:36I said eight!
03:38You said 18, and you're angry at Angel, not me.
03:40Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
03:42Why did she have to start the fight, Nico?
03:44What if we knew that?
03:47She'll never get released at this rate.
03:49Let's wait and see what the solicitor says when she calls you.
03:51Yeah.
03:53You serve, and I'll finish the stock, today.
03:56Rona's 6.50.
03:586.50, please, Rona.
04:00Thank you. Tom didn't mention anything about coming in to work, did he?
04:02Only he's meant to be covering if Mandy and Paddy get married.
04:04If? What do you mean?
04:06Sorry, I meant to say when.
04:08Just a slip of the tongue.
04:10He said he was meeting Belle, so we'll give that a surprise.
04:12OK, well, if he gets in touch,
04:14could you ask him to respond to his messages, please?
04:16Will do.
04:18What's the surprise Tom's got for Belle?
04:20No idea. It'll be a bunch of flowers or something.
04:23Hey.
04:25I wasn't expecting a welcome home party.
04:27Yeah, well, it's a party of one.
04:29But, er, here you go. Fancy a spin?
04:31I'm not insured.
04:33Well, you are in your own car.
04:35Tom's bought it for you.
04:37I wish I had someone to welcome me home like this.
04:39Look, I accept it. It's too much.
04:41No, go on, you tell him. I've done my bit.
04:44You're definitely cancelling it.
04:46Have you properly thought this through with your whole brain?
04:48Of course he has.
04:50He's been awake all night, mulling it over.
04:53Shouldn't you talk to Mandy first?
04:55He doesn't want to talk to that bare-faced lad.
04:57You're making her sound a lot worse than she is.
04:59No, I'm not. She's been selling her dubious services
05:01to sad, lonely men.
05:03I don't want to talk to her.
05:05I don't want to talk to her.
05:07I don't want to talk to her.
05:09I don't want to talk to her.
05:11I don't want to talk to her.
05:13She's been selling her dubious services
05:15to sad, lonely men to pay off her million-pound debts.
05:17She's lied so much that her bum is literally on fire.
05:19Wow, OK.
05:21One, her bum can't literally be on fire.
05:23Two, it's not a million pounds.
05:25And three, at least she's trying to do something to solve the problem.
05:27If he forgives her,
05:29he's going to get laughed at by everyone he knows.
05:31Not everyone will know.
05:33It's all over the world wide web.
05:35The clues in the name, the whole wide world will know.
05:37She wore a mask.
05:39I wore a mask for years in wrestling.
05:42And I got recognised in the street on a daily basis.
05:44Even in a full face mask?
05:46Yes, it were very snug.
05:48But not so great in the sweat, though.
05:50Excuse me.
05:52I think we're getting off topic.
05:54Ah, that's true.
05:56But once more,
05:58just for his clarity, son,
06:00do you want to marry Mandy or not?
06:02No.
06:04Right, then.
06:06The decision has been made.
06:09I will sort things out.
06:11Cheers.
06:21You'll regret this.
06:23I already do.
06:25And also, where does he even go to the lavvy?
06:27Can we please talk about anything
06:29other than John and his flipping van?
06:31Tell him, Grant.
06:33Will you stop boring Sarah?
06:36Can you help me fix it?
06:38I'm not staying after work.
06:40I don't need it.
06:42I just made 200 quid on a finders fee.
06:44From what?
06:46Tom needed me to source a car for Belle.
06:48Right, so that's what you've been up to the last couple of days.
06:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back right up.
06:52Sorry, Tom's bought Belle a car?
06:54You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
06:56Well, they're not exactly in the best place right now, are they?
07:00Yeah, but, I mean, a car can fix anything.
07:02Babe, will you watch the bar for a bit?
07:04Charity. Leave them to it.
07:06I just want to check that Belle's OK, that's all.
07:08OK, we'll go round later, then.
07:10Belle is a big girl. She'll be fine.
07:12What's the worst that Tom can do?
07:18She's late.
07:20Only a few minutes.
07:22Solicitors are very busy people.
07:24Aren't we all?
07:26Tom must have gone to work.
07:28Yeah, probably.
07:30PHONE VIBRATES
07:34What if it's not good news?
07:36We'll cope.
07:38So will Angel. We'll make sure of it.
07:43Ready?
07:45PHONE VIBRATES
07:47DOG BARKS
07:49Hey, Pepper, I'm coming.
07:51You ready that hungry?
07:53Hey.
07:55Sorry, I knocked, but there was no answer,
07:57and the door was already open.
07:59So...
08:01Hey, sweetheart.
08:03You have a good time in Scotland?
08:08Did you?
08:10Yeah, it was good.
08:12Nice. I got you these.
08:14To make you smile.
08:17And I also got you this.
08:19Nothing worse than coming home
08:21and not being able to brew up.
08:28Hmm.
08:31So...
08:33did you...
08:35like the car?
08:37I can't accept it.
08:39I knew you were going to say that.
08:41But I can afford it. You don't have to worry about me.
08:43Oh, and did you get my text this morning?
08:46Uh-huh.
08:48Huh. Right.
08:51Well, you didn't reply
08:53to a few of my messages, actually.
08:55But, anyway,
08:57I meant what I said.
08:59I couldn't wait to see you.
09:01Cos I want to talk to you too.
09:03About what?
09:05Well, I presume it's the same thing.
09:07It's the same thing you're going to see me for.
09:09To talk about us.
09:11Getting back together.
09:24I'm glad you liked the car.
09:26I didn't say I liked it.
09:28Yeah, but I know you do.
09:30You used to go on and on
09:32about that exact same one.
09:35When I say I can't accept it,
09:38it's because I want.
09:42Please, just...
09:44keep it.
09:46I put a lot of effort into finding it.
09:48Piper! Come on.
09:50You're not finished your food.
09:55The reason I won't accept it...
10:00it's because I don't want to get back together.
10:02Is this what you wanted to talk about?
10:05I need space, Tom.
10:07I need you to stop contacting me.
10:11Belle.
10:14No.
10:16This is not how our story ends.
10:18Please...
10:20don't do this to me.
10:25Whoa!
10:29They're not happy to hear this.
10:31Yeah.
10:34You know, Paddy's gonna get the best wife, Mum.
10:36And, well, I've got the best mum.
10:38You big softy!
10:42Have you, um... Have you heard from your mum?
10:45You know, Evan...
10:47Hey!
10:49Don't be sad for me.
10:51I'm Vera Lynch.
10:53She's a gold medal winner at Let Me Down.
10:55But if I expect nothing,
10:57I don't get peed off when I get out.
10:59And I've got everything I need.
11:04Don't worry, she had done a runner.
11:06I can see that.
11:08Er... We need a quick word.
11:10Of course. Sweetheart, I've left my bouquet upstairs.
11:12Can you fetch it, please?
11:15Is everything OK between you?
11:17Yeah, he's just doing the scary father-in-law routine.
11:19Well, the lad can stay if he wants.
11:21Now, did he do what I asked you to do yesterday?
11:24Yeah.
11:26I promise.
11:28Promise what?
11:30And you swear on Vinnie's life.
11:32I don't need to do that to prove that I did it.
11:34Prove what?
11:36Well, at least you've got some decency left.
11:38Shame he couldn't do the same thing for Paddy.
11:40What's he talking about, Mum?
11:43Sweetheart.
11:45Nothing.
11:47Yeah, thanks again. Back to me, Charles.
11:49Yeah, now, I'm really very sorry,
11:51but I'm afraid the wedding's been cancelled.
11:53Oh!
11:55No, no, everything's fine.
11:57Look, Paddy's really very sorry for messing you about.
12:02Well, you've been very understanding.
12:04Cheers.
12:08You said you wouldn't say anything!
12:10I bet I did what you said!
12:12You liar!
12:14Remember that punter yesterday?
12:16The one who couldn't turn his camera on?
12:18That was you.
12:20Aye.
12:22And Paddy saw it and all.
12:24I need to see him.
12:26Please, I just need some time alone with him.
12:28Just give me this one thing.
12:31Whatever he's gonna tell you, right?
12:33Please don't judge me.
12:35I'll explain later on.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:39I'm sorry.
12:44You still love her?
12:46Of course I love her.
12:48All the flipping bones of her.
12:50Well, then.
12:52Well, then what?
12:54Because love...
12:56SHE SIGHS
12:59Love...
13:03Love should conquer all.
13:05No, it shouldn't!
13:07Do I love her? Yes!
13:09Do I love what she's done? Absolutely not!
13:11And if anybody should understand that, you should!
13:13Considering what happened with you and Rona.
13:15Yes, I do, and you're right, we went to hell and back,
13:17but we're still together because we talked it through.
13:19Because talking is good.
13:21Talking solves things.
13:23I wish you'd stop talking.
13:25Well, tough, because I'm saying it like it is.
13:27And seeing as you're having doubts,
13:29stop faffing around and being all woe is me
13:31and give her a chance to explain.
13:33Otherwise you could be throwing away the most amazing,
13:35perfect, beautiful future, Paddy.
13:38You're being very blunt and I don't like it.
13:40Oh, it's only because I care.
13:43I know.
13:47Now, let's marry you.
13:49I'm rubbish in bed.
13:51That's not what Rodney said.
13:53He hasn't just told me that you've cancelled the wedding.
13:57Please don't.
13:59Look, before you decide, can I please just explain?
14:05Belle, you know your brain can't cope with things like this.
14:08You overthink things, blow things out of proportion.
14:14I tell you what, I'll give you a week.
14:16No.
14:18No, if we're going to get through this,
14:21I need zero contact.
14:23I need you to not text me, not speak to me, nothing.
14:25Zero contact.
14:27Who's put all this in your head? Was it Debbie?
14:29No. Debbie knows we've split up, that's it.
14:33I have decided I need clear boundaries.
14:35Me, no-one else, OK?
14:37But I promise you, Tom, it's going to do you good too.
14:39So now you decide to care about me?
14:41Please, please, just go.
14:43You'd like that, wouldn't you?
14:45If I went away forever.
14:49Are you saying what I think you're saying?
14:52I miss you.
14:56I'm sad all the time.
14:58All the time, Belle.
15:00And you know what happens when I get sad?
15:02Life...
15:04It's just not worth living without you.
15:08I care about you, Tom.
15:10And obviously...
15:12I don't want you to hurt yourself again.
15:16But I can't see you.
15:18I can't see you.
15:20Or speak to you.
15:22I have to put myself first.
15:31Is that your final decision?
15:40Yes.
15:50OK.
15:54OK.
15:56It's fine.
15:59Bye.
16:16You look...
16:18breathtaking.
16:20Thanks.
16:22I mean, I should have worn a coat.
16:24It's bad luck to see the dress before the wedding.
16:26But, erm...
16:28Maybe it doesn't matter now.
16:30My dad told me about your debts.
16:32How much of a mess you're in.
16:34Nine grand's worth.
16:36But I have paid some of it off.
16:38Why don't you just come to me? I've got some money.
16:40Vinnie's got money.
16:43I don't want to come to my husband to be on my son to get me out of this mess.
16:45It's my problem. I fix it.
16:47By doing stuff on the internet.
16:49Yeah, but it's not that bad.
16:51I'm the one that's in control.
16:53It's not like I'm a prostitute.
16:55No, I didn't think you were.
16:57It's in what you do.
16:59Yeah.
17:01I heard.
17:03Does, erm... Does anybody else know?
17:05No.
17:07Oh, yeah, Marlon and Chas.
17:09Chas Grey!
17:11Have you told anyone?
17:13Tracy. She tried to talk me out of it.
17:15But it's all in there, yeah.
17:17Vinnie knows now. Thanks to your dad.
17:19I mean...
17:21SHE CHUCKLES
17:23How did you get the idea?
17:25Gail.
17:27Gail?
17:29Gail Gail?
17:31Is she one of them as well?
17:34Good God, no. No, she gave me the idea.
17:36I Googled it and I just thought it was an easy way to make some fast cash.
17:39You didn't think of trying anything else?
17:41Yeah. I thought about robbing a bank,
17:43but Vinnie didn't want to be a getaway driver.
17:45At least he had some sense.
17:47Do... Do you have an issue
17:49with how I've been getting this money?
17:51Not with the actual thing, no.
17:53If people want to be forced to give you money for kicks,
17:55then good luck to them.
17:58You just have an issue with me doing it.
18:02Mandy.
18:04You could be a lap dancer for all I care.
18:06As long as you were honest.
18:10It's the lies.
18:12I have an issue with you lying to me.
18:16A obligatory shortbread. Enjoy.
18:18Ooh.
18:21So, how's the new car?
18:24Sarah mentioned it.
18:26It's not my car.
18:28It's Tom's.
18:30He bought it to try and win me back,
18:32but I've told him we're doing zero contact.
18:36Was he OK about it?
18:38He was himself about it.
18:41What does that mean?
18:44No-one likes to be rejected, do they?
18:50They even planned to move away together with Eve.
18:52I had no idea. Not a clue.
18:55I know.
18:57I know you know.
18:59Because you understand how much lies can hurt.
19:01Well, I'm no stranger to a lie pad.
19:03I mean, yeah, of course I get it,
19:05because, you know, I never cheated on you.
19:07Well, not this time.
19:09Did you tell the truth about kissing our chairs?
19:11Sorry.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:17You just promised never to lie to me ever again.
19:21No.
19:23Because everyone lies, Pad.
19:25No, they don't.
19:27Right. Last Tuesday.
19:29Do you like that beef stew I made?
19:31Yeah.
19:33So why didn't you ask for seconds?
19:36Because I was full.
19:38Yeah, all right. Everyone lies, including me.
19:41It's just the stew tasted a bit like putty,
19:43which was a bit weird.
19:45I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:49Why did you lie?
19:52Because I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
19:54And I didn't want you to see me as this, like...
19:56Like a... A what?
19:58A failure.
20:00Why would I think that?
20:02Because you're really clever.
20:04You're successful, you're talented, and why...
20:06Why would you want a wife like me?
20:08I mean, she's away from losing me business.
20:10I'm a liability. I'm a loser.
20:12Stop it! You're none of them things.
20:14Well, name me one thing that I've succeeded at.
20:16Oh, my...
20:18Mandy, you've succeeded in being
20:20a generous, kind-hearted, independent woman.
20:24I wish you could see what I can see, what everyone can see.
20:27You... You're amazing.
20:30I don't deserve you.
20:34We deserve each other. We're a team.
20:36We're a team, and your problems are our problems.
20:40Are we still a team?
20:46Nine grand.
20:48I paid off nearly two grand, so it's like, what?
20:50£7,150.
20:53I'll give you the money.
20:55No. You'll lend me the money,
20:57and I'll pay you back every penny.
20:59Yeah, that's right, every penny.
21:01I've made the money, you know.
21:03Could try a financial dominatrix.
21:06SHE SOBS
21:11Fancy getting married?
21:16Only if you're 100% sure.
21:19Mandy Dingle.
21:21You're absolutely crackers.
21:24You make some insane decisions.
21:27But every day, it's so exciting.
21:31Yeah.
21:33I'm 7,150% sure.
21:35SHE SOBS
21:37I love you.
21:39SHE SIGHS
21:41My dad's cancelled everything.
21:43What?
21:46My dad's cancelled everything. We're gonna have to...
21:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:50We're not beaten just yet.
21:52SHE SOBS
22:05Right. OK.
22:08You, church. Me, house.
22:10OK.
22:13Love you!
22:15Love you too!
22:21Charles!
22:23Charles!
22:25Get out of here!
22:28Charles! Charles!
22:31Charles!
22:33Oh, where's the fire?
22:35You said it was cancelled.
22:37Well, it was, sort of. Please.
22:41You've got till half two, then I've got another service to conduct.
22:44Penny! Penny! Ping people!
22:46Shortbread's my new favourite.
22:48Well, we can take them with you if you want.
22:50Charity greedy gods.
22:52BELL RINGS
22:57Hi. What?
22:59Wedding's back on. Get yourselves down there now, in capitals.
23:02Better get going.
23:05Oh, babe, you're not coming?
23:07Marriage isn't really my thing at the minute.
23:09And I'm really tired, so if I'm not asleep later, I'll come to the pub for one.
23:12All right, well, I'd better get down to the church,
23:14see what the hell's been going on.
23:16By the way, I'm really pleased you're feeling better about things.
23:18Me too.
23:20It's about time you started concentrating on yourself.
23:22Right, I'll see you later, babe.
23:24Yeah, throw some confetti for me.
23:27I will.
23:35We're not waiting for all the guests to turn up, are we?
23:37I guess folk will have gone back to work.
23:40Right, whoever gets here in time is in, yeah?
23:43Yeah, but we only need two people here, don't we, for the witnesses?
23:45Yes. But we can't have it without Vinnie.
23:47I gave him hell when he got married that week.
23:49No, Paddy, he would never forgive me.
23:51All right, I'll ask Chas to have a look in the salon. They might have missed the message.
23:54Sorry, I will have to start soon, though. I can't keep the bakers waiting.
23:57What, you're, like, desperate for a cream-on?
23:59THEY LAUGH
24:01No. Archie Baker's passed away and I'm conducting his funeral.
24:04Sorry, I didn't realise.
24:06Oh, we just got the message!
24:08Have I got time to get changed?
24:10No, no, pack your bums there, quick!
24:14OK.
24:16Hey, have I got time to get changed?
24:18No!
24:20Did you see Vinnie and me dad on the way? No, sorry.
24:24He'll be here, he'll be here, he'll be here.
24:28KNOCK AT DOOR
24:30Vinnie? Vinnie?
24:32KNOCK AT DOOR
24:34Vinnie?
24:36Stay there, babe.
24:40Oh!
24:42No room at the inn?
24:44Yes, I'm a very busy bee, me.
24:46Making lots of honey and lots of money. Buzz, buzz.
24:48THEY LAUGH
24:50Maybe you could do with a bit of help, then?
24:52I'm sorry, love, no, we're fully covered at the moment.
24:54I do know that Chas needs someone, though,
24:56now that Samson is, er, otherwise engaged.
24:59Mm. I think I might have burnt my bridges there.
25:02I am pretty sure that Kerry Wyatt can rise from the ashes again.
25:08What are you looking for?
25:10I mean, if you see a dingle running down the street,
25:12I'm pretty sure there's going to be a police car following.
25:14See you later, Bob.
25:16See you, love.
25:20Oh!
25:22Oh! Any sign?
25:25Sorry, love, it was all locked up.
25:27Right, Eve, sweetheart, have this nana, keep you going.
25:29Honestly, I'm starving, just about to have my lunch.
25:31I'm not. Stuffed on shortbread.
25:33Oh, Belle's back. Oh, is she not coming?
25:35Well, she said she might see us at the pub later.
25:37Oh, is she all right? Yeah, she's good.
25:39Actually, she's really good.
25:41And when this is finished, you can spill the beans on these two, can't you?
25:45No idea. Oh, come on, yeah, you do.
25:50Do you know, hmm? Know what?
25:55Have I missed it? We've not started yet.
25:57I'm going to have to leave now.
25:59Please, just let me try one more thing.
26:01OK.
26:04Oh, stop, stop.
26:12Fanny!
26:16Mum!
26:18Deafen me, why don't you?
26:20Where are you? I'm at the cafe, where are you?
26:23I'm at the church!
26:25I'm getting married!
26:29Er, what time is it?
26:3125 to 2.
26:33I was trying to point out you're late.
26:36Well, you need to work on your sarcasm.
26:38Have you done the vat?
26:40You said you were doing it. Did I? Yeah.
26:42Well, I do everything else, I suppose.
26:48Right, now you.
26:50I, Amanda Rose Dingle, take you, Patrick Cedric Dingle, to be my husband.
26:52I, Amanda Rose Dingle, take you, Patrick Cedric Dingle, to be my husband.
26:54To have and to hold from this day forward,
26:56for better or for worse, for richer or poorer...
26:58Right. To have and to hold from this day forward,
27:00for better or for worse, for richer or poorer,
27:02in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish,
27:04for the death of his part, God is God's holy law,
27:06in the presence of God, I make this vow.
27:08Right. Rings, chop, chop.
27:10I'll do you both at the same time.
27:12Patrick and Amanda, repeat after me, quickly.
27:16I give you this ring.
27:18I give you this ring.
27:21With my body, I honour you, all that I am, I share with you,
27:23all that I have, I give to you.
27:25With my body, I honour you, all that I have, I give to you, all that I have,
27:27I give to you, all that I have, I give to you, all that I have,
27:29I give to you, all that I have, I give to you, all that I have.
27:31With the love of God, Father and the Holy Spirit.
27:33With the love of God, Father and the Holy Spirit.
27:35In the presence of God and before the congregation,
27:37Patrick and Amanda are given their consent
27:39and may their marriage vows be travelled.
27:41They have declared their marriage by joining their hands
27:43and giving and receiving of rings.
27:45I therefore proclaim you are husband and wife.
27:47CHEERING
27:49Now you may kiss the bride.
27:51Oh!
27:53Right. Right.
27:55Right. Right. Everyone out.
27:57Oh!
28:01Oh! Stupid, stupid thing!
28:06Do you want me to have a look? No! It's not gonna beat me.
28:10OK.
28:12Dame Julie Dantry's covered in rose petals.
28:14Champagne is chilling.
28:16Have you done the towels? Yeah.
28:18Oh!
28:20Look at those beauties!
28:22Oh, Paddy and Mandy will be so impressed.
28:25What do you do when I'm not here?
28:27Well, I try, yeah, but people think they're just sausages.
28:29You need to practise more, then.
28:31We can't let standards slip.
28:33Nicola.
28:35What's wrong?
28:37I hate this calculator and I hate B.A.T.
28:41And I hate that my daughter has to stay locked up longer than I thought.
28:47Well, it's a big U-turn from this morning.
28:49Yeah, I know.
28:51But we've talked and we understand.
28:53Well, forget the fluff. I only need to ask you one thing, son.
28:57Have you made the right decision?
29:01Definitely.
29:03And have you made the right decision?
29:05Yes.
29:07Properly this time. I promise. It's finito.
29:09Well, then.
29:11I'm very happy for you both.
29:13Cheers.
29:15I knew you'd tip, sir.
29:17I needed summat. Get me through it day.
29:19Did he tell you anything?
29:22Well, I've still got some questions.
29:24Well, Alex told everything.
29:26Oh!
29:28Oh.
29:30Can I ask everyone to leave, please?
29:32I've got a funeral to sort.
29:34Come on, everybody, to the woolly. First round's on me.
29:37What? Have we missed it?
29:39Oh, sorry, guys.
29:41Oh, you fat egg. I told you we shouldn't have got changed.
29:49First round's free if you want to join us.
29:52I've actually got some work to do, and I've just bought this, so...
29:55Oh, well, enjoy your evening with Laurel.
29:59She's actually taking the kids out, so I'm on my own.
30:02Right.
30:04That wasn't an invite, just to be clear.
30:06I didn't think it was.
30:08OK, good.
30:10Right, I best... I best go, yeah?
30:12Yeah, whatever.
30:22Yeah, you just sit and watch me, Lazy Bones.
30:27Right.
30:35Do you vets not get sick of watching videos of cats on skateboards?
30:38Can't get enough of them.
30:40HE CHUCKLES
30:44I'm not sure I'd want to be a veterinarian,
30:46but I'm not sure I'd want to be a doctor.
30:48I'm not sure I'd want to be a doctor.
30:50HE CHUCKLES
31:16Do you think we should put some decks back up?
31:18It's not looking very well, innit?
31:20Just tell me. Hm? No.
31:22Did you hear what I just said? Yeah.
31:24Don't care about the decorations. Tell me.
31:26I don't know what's gone on.
31:28Please, will you just tell me?
31:31Oi, lady!
31:33Put that down now.
31:35Medication and more than one glass of Prosecco. Do not mix.
31:38Thanks.
31:40Oh, no bother. Oh, and the ladies needs a bog roll,
31:42so you fetch it and I'll sort it.
31:44Cheers. Mm-hm.
31:46He's quite a doctor, isn't he?
31:48I'm so sorry he made us miss your wedding.
31:50Don't worry. We'll get to her next one.
31:53HE CHUCKLES This is forever.
31:55Why did it get cancelled?
31:57I...
31:59Well, just last-minute nerves.
32:01Nothing unusual.
32:03Have your attention, please.
32:05How did he get drunk so quickly?
32:07I've got absolutely no idea.
32:09Boop!
32:11Distinguished friends and tolerated acquaintances,
32:15as father of the groom,
32:17I thought I should make a short speech
32:19to congratulate the newlyweds.
32:23My wonderful son
32:25and his second-hand bride, Mandy.
32:27HE CHUCKLES Son.
32:29Mandy. I wouldn't hear the first time you were hitched,
32:32but soulmates are soulmates.
32:35And soulmates should be
32:37and are destined to be together
32:39forever and ever.
32:42Amen.
32:45So, there's not one single solitary person in this room
32:49who is surprised that you have reunited.
32:53Maybe Chas's.
32:55But she can't complain cos she screwed up her chance
32:57by being a mocky little mare with that scoundrel Al.
32:59Dad. Dad.
33:01And Mandy. You nearly messed up them all today, didn't you?
33:03HE CHUCKLES
33:05Well, it's a good job you packed in all that...
33:07To Paddy and to Mum.
33:09Paddy and Mandy.
33:11I don't think he'd finish his speech.
33:13Well, he hasn't finished. It's my turn now anyway, so...
33:15HE CHUCKLES
33:17You'll be pleased to know I'm going to keep this short
33:19so you can carry on getting hammered.
33:21HE CHUCKLES
33:23Firstly, from me and my new wife,
33:26thank you for coming.
33:28We didn't.
33:30Well, yeah, it's been a mad old day, but we got there in the end.
33:33Today is the start of an amazing, beautiful,
33:37perfect future with you.
33:41Thank you for being my wife.
33:43My soul mate.
33:45And my Cinderella.
33:47No-one should miss a second chance at happiness.
33:49So I'm grabbing mine with both hands.
33:51And I'm never letting go.
33:53Mwah!
33:55CHEERING
33:57Yay!
33:59So...
34:01Do you want to talk about it?
34:03No, I don't want to upset you.
34:05I'm OK, honest.
34:07I-I'd like to help.
34:09You're too nice sometimes, Bob.
34:12It has been said, yeah.
34:14SHE COUGHS
34:16So...
34:18Angel was due to be released.
34:21Soon.
34:23Right, well, yeah, I mean, I've been expecting that, yeah.
34:26I was going to tell you once it was confirmed, but...
34:29Well, it's...
34:31It's not even happening now.
34:33Why?
34:35She was in a fight.
34:37Was she hurt? Not really.
34:40Well, I-I don't really understand why she can't be released
34:43if it wasn't her fault.
34:45Oh, all right, it was her fault.
34:47Please...
34:49Please don't be mad at her, Bob.
34:51Jimmy's angry enough for everyone.
34:55We don't know why she started it.
34:57She's been struggling.
34:59Not that that's an excuse.
35:02So she's going to do the whole eight months?
35:06I'm so desperate to have her back, Bob.
35:10At least you get your child back.
35:13I'm sorry, that was, er... that was uncalled for.
35:15No, no, it's... it's OK.
35:21Do you remember when I was attacked?
35:26I hated those girls so much.
35:31What if my Angel has become like one of them?
35:34You know, some violent, horrible little thug?
35:39And you say, I'll get my child back, but what if I won't?
35:42What if she's changed?
35:46What if I don't even recognise her when she comes out?
35:52I'm sorry. It's all right, it's all right.
35:54I'm sorry.
35:56Erm, not paying you for this, by the way.
35:59Well, this time's free.
36:01But next time... Oh, I knew it.
36:03I knew you were after something.
36:05It's your job, innit? You want it back.
36:07Yes, I do. I'm skinned.
36:09Right, well, you should have thought about that
36:11before you gave Charity an ultimatum.
36:13I was just trying to protect my family.
36:15You would have done the same. Yeah, you're right.
36:17I would have, but the problem is,
36:19family loyalty don't pay the bills.
36:21I know. I was so stupid.
36:23I mean, this was literally the best job ever.
36:26You and Charity are the best bosses ever.
36:29Look, I'll take all the rubbish shifts,
36:32I will fish weird stuff out of the urinals,
36:36and... And...
36:38You won't touch a drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:41And I won't touch a single drop of alcohol behind this bar.
36:44Go on, then. I'll talk to Charity.
36:47Oh, I love you. You're amazing.
36:49Don't listen to what the others say about you. They're wrong.
36:54Well, the party can't have finished yet.
36:57No chance. No, I... I, erm...
37:01I just wanted to say a big sorry.
37:03What, for what?
37:05Well, for backing off and pushing you away last time.
37:08I was a bit mean.
37:10Yeah, a bit.
37:12So what's brought this on?
37:14Just something Paddy said.
37:17OK.
37:20I just thought you should know why I did what I did.
37:23And, you know, it was all me. You've done nothing wrong. I just...
37:26Well, I got the fear. Somebody mentioned Liv and then it freaked me out
37:29and then you came on a bit strong and then I panicked, you know?
37:32OK, all right, just take a breath.
37:35You know, if Liv is still a thing for you, then that's fine.
37:38You should have just said.
37:41She's not. I mean, well, she'll always be there.
37:44I always want her to be there, but, you know, I've got to move on.
37:47I have moved on. Sorry, I'm... I'm babbling again.
37:51It's OK. I get it.
37:54Look, I, erm...
37:56I lied about wanting to stay friends.
38:01Did you?
38:03I want more.
38:04So do I.
38:06Cool.
38:08So, erm...
38:10So what do we do now?
38:14Well...
38:16I know you know how to kiss.
38:24That was nice.
38:27And if we can do that,
38:29then you'll be fine with all the other stuff, once you're ready.
38:33I am ready.
38:35As long as, you know, you're ready too.
38:39Yeah, I'm ready.
38:52I thought you'd be working non-stop on my van.
38:54I am.
38:57The longer you take, the longer I stick around.
38:59You do get that, don't you?
39:01I'm going to get right back at it tomorrow.
39:03So stop wearing your ugly little mug.
39:05Calm down, kids.
39:07We don't want a fight at a wedding.
39:10Even if it is a dingo wedding.
39:12Can you sort him out, please?
39:14Yes. Come on, just leave it. He's not worth it.
39:21I thought you'd gone forever.
39:23Yeah, well, you thought wrong.
39:25You said stopping her was a mistake.
39:27Yeah, in the house.
39:29What did you think?
39:32I thought you meant the village and around me.
39:34I'd tell you if I was leaving.
39:36I'm not that cruel.
39:38But I will be kipping in the van.
39:40Your place does my head in.
39:42It's just endless noise.
39:44Well, Kerry is just noise.
39:46I promise I'll stop forcing family time on you.
39:50I can kick a ball around with Harry
39:52for as long as it takes that idiot to fix my van.
39:54Oh, well, I love that.
39:56And in the meantime, if you need to brush him up,
39:59you know where to come.
40:01Is that your way of saying I smell a bit damp?
40:04Maybe.
40:08What do you want? I'll get him in.
40:13For letting me use your hot water.
40:15A white wine, please.
40:18So I heard it's going to take a few weeks to fix his van.
40:22Well, it would be done a lot quicker if he wasn't living in it.
40:25Oh, take as long as you want.
40:27The longer, the better for me.
40:29Well, the shorter, the better for me.
40:31What about you?
40:33That was cute.
40:40I could introduce you to a friend of mine.
40:42Oh.
40:45I could introduce you to my family, if you like.
40:49No, thanks. I've met enough.
40:52And that includes me, yeah?
40:54Not you, no.
40:56I might have gone a bit too far the other day, so...
41:00Sorry.
41:02I'll accept that apology if you buy me a drink.
41:05Blackmail?
41:07Nice.
41:09You find out why the wedding was cancelled yet?
41:13Well, everyone's saying it's definite last-minute nerves.
41:16Oh, yeah. Believe that, you believe anything.
41:18Get back out there. Find out from Mum.
41:20Oh, no. Well, I would.
41:22But she's had her tongue down Paddy's throat for the last hour.
41:25And... No.
41:27Well, it is their wedding day, I suppose.
41:30Yeah.
41:32It won't last, anyway, will it?
41:34Hey, we're going to be having hot sex long into our 90s.
41:37False teeth, hip replacement dependent, yeah?
41:41I'll stop it, Charity. You'll get me going.
41:43SHE LAUGHS
41:45Right, you coming back in?
41:47Yeah, I will. I just want to text Belle,
41:49see if she wants to come for this drink.
41:51Charity, leave the poor girl alone.
41:55You're like her stalker. She's fine.
41:58Besides, you said Tom had backed off.
42:00Yeah, I suppose.
42:03What do you make of Tom?
42:07He saves kittens, so I guess he's all right.
42:11That's what I thought.
42:13I mean, the way he's cared for Belle and stuff, but...
42:16But what?
42:18I don't know.
42:20It's almost like he's too good to be true.
42:22Really? Mm.
42:24My spidey senses are tingling.
42:28I'm going to be keeping my beadlet lie on him.
42:34Love is lovelier
42:39the second time around
42:46Frank definitely knows what he's talking about.
42:50He does.
42:52You happy?
42:55You? Yeah.
42:58Very.
43:00No regrets?
43:02No. No.
43:04You'll hear your love...
43:06SHE SIGHS
43:08I can feel your heartbeat.
43:10Yeah, it's cos it's full of love.
43:12Oh, you daft beggar.
43:14Oh, love.
43:17Today...
43:20..been the best day ever.
43:22Really?
43:24I'm absolutely knackered.
43:26I've got to keep you on your toes, you know?
43:29And it was a little bit like last time.
43:32Yeah.
43:34I wanted to run away from the police, you know?
43:37But it's like Mr Repeating itself.
43:40No, it's not.
43:42Why?
43:44Cos this time it's forever.
43:49SHE SIGHS
43:51SHE SIGHS
44:07SHE SIGHS