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00:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:03Did you call me?
00:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:05Not at all.
00:06No, I just heard, where are you going, sir?
00:08Wait a minute, Vicky and Sunny have come, talk to them.
00:11We didn't say a word and you heard so much.
00:14No, it's okay.
00:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18Misunderstanding, Vicky.
00:19Yes, misunderstanding.
00:20Hello, hi.
00:21Hello.
00:23And is everything okay?
00:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:27Vicky jee mereko pata chala aap bhi engineering industry se hai.
00:30Ji.
00:31Mai bhi engineering industry se ho.
00:33Okay.
00:34Yeh engineer chumbak mittal, yeh visiting card.
00:40Yes.
00:41Yeh mera nahi hai.
00:42Aapka nahi hai?
00:43Haan.
00:44Mereko mila tha yaha kisi.
00:48Aapka nahi hai toh aap inko kyu de rahe hai?
00:51Kyuki mereko kisi ne diya toh mai bhi toh aage de rahe hai na kisi ko.
00:54Yeh bhi aage de rahe hai ki kisi ko.
00:56Yeh hi hota hai visiting card ka?
01:05And pata kaise hota hai visiting card ka?
01:08Wo bhel puri wale ke paas koi jaa chahiye.
01:10Aise khaane ke liye.
01:11Mai actually kya hai yeh engineering profession mein hoon.
01:15Engineer chumbak mittal.
01:16You know when the aircraft approaches finally the runway
01:19and all the living obstacles and hindrances before flight takes off,
01:23I clear all that.
01:24Mera seeda bataao chidiya vadaat ho hai aap.
01:27Jahaaj ke udne se pehle runway clear karte hai yeh.
01:30Ji.
01:32Aur achchi udti hai chidiya.
01:35Yeh chidiya vadaana abhi shuru kiya hai inhone.
01:36Iske pehle yahaan pe ek chota Kashmir karke jaga hai.
01:39Toh paan saal se chote bandron ko nailate the yeh pehle.
01:43Hasee hasee hai aap log?
01:47Mera inse koi hasi mizak wala rishta nahi hai.
01:49Achha.
01:50Are you guys comfortable?
01:51Yes.
01:52Main comfortable ho jaao?
01:53Ek second ho.
02:07Itna marji shor machalo main nahi denewaala tumko.
02:09Aish shavas.
02:11Yeh kya karna hai chumbak mittal sahab aap?
02:13Comfortable ho raha hoon.
02:16Yeh galat aat hai aap.
02:17Chhod kyun nahi dete?
02:18I know.
02:19Bhujiye mein thoda sa oil hota hai.
02:20Bhujiye mein nahi...
02:23Yeh daaru ki baat kar raha hoon.
02:26Isme kuch galat nahi hai.
02:28Yeh bilkut seekh item hai.
02:31Isme koi tel nahi hota hai.
02:34Yeh one citizen sab kuch jo tel hota hoon nakaal deti hai.
02:41Aapko chad gayi aap thoda.
02:43Abhi toh hum bhi chadenge.
02:44Abhi toh hum bhi chadenge.
02:52Kya keh rahe the aap?
02:53Bandron ko nahlata hai yeh aadmi.
02:58Kaise koi bandron ko nahlayega bhai sahab?
03:01Bandar kabu mein aate hain aapke?
03:03Par yeh keh rahe hain.
03:04Patao kyun?
03:05Kyunki yeh chahate hain ki wo saamne jo madam hain wo hase.
03:08Bura lagega.
03:09Inko patin, inko ka dhanda hai.
03:11Yeh pata hain aapke liye.
03:21Kya dhanda hai?
03:22Dhanda hai yeh chutkla sunayenge, madam hasenge.
03:26Jaroori nahi hai madam.
03:27Yeh chutkla sunke hasenge.
03:28Madam yeh soch soch ki hasenge.
03:29Mereko toh payment milegi.
03:39Bandar nahlate hain.
03:44Aap karein aisi baatein.
03:45Mujhe problem nahi hain.
03:46Lekin bhai sahab.
03:49Kisi ko involve na karein.
03:54Aur aap involve karein toh yeh batadein janta ko ki yeh majaag tha.
03:59Kal ko mere paas koi bandar leke aage hai phir.
04:02Main nahi lagunga bandar.
04:03Bhai sahab.
04:04Ek bandar chaar bibiyon ke barabar tang karta hai.
04:09Aapko bata hai aapke jaisa ek engineer.
04:11Chaar bandaron ke chitna tang karta hai.
04:12Haan.
04:13Abhi toh maine yeh nahi bata hai aapka.
04:14Kaale kutton ke upar.
04:15Safed lakire daalke aap.
04:16Jabbera bana bana beshe.
04:17Hasenge dekhna.
04:24Bas karo.
04:25Kitni bhi yeh gaya.
04:26Aapko yeh engineer kehte ke liye.
04:27Mereko firqat nahi hai.
04:28Mereko firqat nahi hai.
04:29Aapko yeh engineer kehte ke liye.
04:30Mereko firqat nahi hai.
04:35Bhujiya raha hai.
04:36Check it.
04:37How is the bhujiya?
04:41Ricky ji.
04:42Ek kaam tha.
04:43Personal hai.
04:44Achha.
04:45Ek surgical strike karwani thi aapse.
04:49Kahaan karwani hai?
04:50Ek larki hai.
04:52Main uska naam nahi le sakta hai.
04:53Okay.
04:55Because Sunita ka naam loonga.
04:56To uski badnami ho jayega.
05:00To Sunita ke.
05:01Actually kya hai.
05:03Mera one night stand bhi rahe chuka.
05:05Oh hello.
05:06Kya faaltoot bakwaas pari yaar yaar.
05:08Haan.
05:09Main uske ghar ke baar.
05:10Sai raat khada raat hai.
05:11Ek baar kitki mein se dekh raha tha.
05:12Mujhe dekhna tha usko.
05:20To chakkar yeh hai.
05:21Ki maan lo yeh mera ghar hai.
05:23Yeh Sunita ka ghar hai.
05:25Thek hai.
05:26Ab samjho baat ko.
05:27Beech mein na.
05:28Yeh paanch ghar padte hai.
05:34Yeh paanch ghar ke wale se.
05:35Main na Sunita ko dekh nahi baata.
05:38Aapko karna kya.
05:39Aapko bas jai leke na.
05:40Bhum.
05:41Isko sara udhara hai.
05:45Taki main Sunita ko dekh maa.
05:46Sujo.
05:47Koi baat nahi.
05:48Main aapko.
05:49Ek main ne dakha hoa tha.
05:50Ki finally jo soldier honge.
05:51Main unko dikhaunga.
05:52Yeh.
05:53Maan lo.
05:54Yeh humara.
05:55Yeh finally soldieron ke liye dakha hoa tha.
05:58Yeh bomb hai.
06:02Ab aapko karna kya hai.
06:08Ek aapko ghirana hai.
06:09Idhar bomb.
06:11Yeh kaha beech mein aa raha hai?
06:13Yeh beech mein nahi aa raha hai.
06:14Yeh beech mein aa rahi hai.
06:15Meri maasi hai yeh.
06:17Uska ghar hai yeh.
06:21Isko nahi thodna.
06:23Meri maasi ne.
06:24Maasi ne.
06:25Sunita ke perwaar walon ko.
06:27Meri real age batari hai.
06:29Usne batari hai ki main do saal bada hoon.
06:31Do saal Sunita se.
06:32Nahi uske papa se.
06:36Gade be sharm hai aap.
06:38Toh main maasi neko nahi thodna.
06:41Maasi ka naise.
06:42Yeh chumbar nikaal raha hai aapne ko.
06:44Theke.
06:45Gupta.
06:48Usko mila hai.
06:49Sabji ka strike.
06:50Yeh sara udhara hai.
06:52Aur yeh finally dekho fir yeh.
06:54Yeh.
07:01Attention dil jane.
07:04Payment main karoga.
07:07Tui kya?
07:12Done na?
07:13Done na.
07:14Mukar dete ri?
07:15Nahi mukarenge.
07:16Par aap peeke chalayenge hai scooter?
07:17Nahi.
07:18Scooter mereko peeke chalayega.
07:21Airport ke beech mein hi hai.
07:22Airport ke beech mein hi hai.
07:24Aaj se main ek baat ka nahi bhool gaye.
07:25Genie sir.
07:26Kya?
07:27Get out.