The Great Indian Kapil show full episode 2024 | Ranvir Kapur and neetu singh in Kapil show

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Hook • 15s
Start with a hilarious clip of Kapil making a joke about the actor that will instantly grab viewers' attention.
Introduction • 15s
Introduce the premise of the video, highlighting Kapil's unique comedic style and how he often targets this particular actor with jokes.
Presentation of Problem/Challenge • 1m
Discuss the challenge of Kapil's relentless humor and how it affects the actor, setting the stage for the comedic exploration.
Exploration/Development • 1m
Share several funny moments from the show where Kapil jokes about the actor, including audience reactions and interactions.
Climax/Key Moment • 1m
Highlight the most memorable joke or moment that showcases Kapil's wit and the actor's amusing responses.
Conclusion/Summary • 15s
Recap the funniest moments and the dynamic between Kapil and the actor, emphasizing the joy they bring to the audience.
Call to Action (CTA) • 15s
Encourage viewers to comment on their favorite joke from the video and to check out more of your comedy content.

Get ready to laugh out loud with Kapil Sharma in this hilarious episode of Comedy Nights! In this video, Kapil can't stop cracking jokes about a well-known actor, leaving the audience in splits. Join us for some of the funniest moments from the show, where wit and humor take center stage. From witty one-liners to uproarious skits, this compilation showcases the best of Kapil's comedic genius. Don’t miss out on the fun—hit that play button and enjoy the laughter with friends and family! Remember to like, share, and subscribe for more funny moments from Comedy Nights with Kapil!

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00:00Oh!
00:02Oh!
00:04So strange!
00:06What is he saying?
00:08He is saying, give him some money.
00:10Oh!
00:12Oh!
00:14What sister? You too?
00:16It's been so long and you still haven't understood?
00:20He is not asking for money, he is asking for food.
00:22Oh!
00:24Oh!
00:26You both don't understand him, that's why he married me.
00:28My Avraaj means simple.
00:30All three of you get up from the sofa.
00:42I will go home and tell all three of you.
00:46Why will you go home and tell all three of them?
00:48Why don't you tell them here?
00:50Why don't you tell them here?
00:58Why are you getting angry on us?
01:00Go and call your translator.
01:20Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:24Oh my God!
01:26How are you younger one?
01:28Is everything fine?
01:30Live long!
01:32Keep a glass on your head and keep drinking.
01:34Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:38Sister, how come you are here?
01:40And where is his translator?
01:42The translator has gone to hell.
01:44Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:52The translator has gone to hell.
01:54You only tell me Mr. Riddhima.
01:56In the presence of an elder brother,
01:58does one need someone else to understand
02:00a younger brother?
02:02No.
02:04You are also elder, you will understand.
02:06I have come.
02:08I have come younger one.
02:10What is he saying?
02:12You are elder brother,
02:14so you should bow your head.
02:16You are elder brother.
02:18Oh!
02:20Is that what he is saying?
02:22But why will I bow my head to you all?
02:24Oh!
02:26We will bow our heads to you,
02:28is what he is saying.
02:30But why will I bow my head to you all?
02:32Oh!
02:34We will bow our heads to you,
02:36is what he is saying.
02:38Is that what he is saying?
02:40No, but your place is not here.
02:42Your place is here.
02:44Oh!
02:46I mean behind.
02:48Behind.
02:50It is that side, I am saying this.
02:52You all go.
02:54Sister-in-law one, sister-in-law two, sister-in-law three.
02:56Oh!
02:58Oh!
03:00Greetings.
03:02Younger one, now I have come.
03:04Whatever you want to say, say it.
03:06Ni
03:08to Ji.
03:10Oh!
03:12I love it.
03:14I am your
03:16biggest fan.
03:18Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:22Very good.
03:26Ran
03:28dear Ji.
03:30Ran dear Ji.
03:32I
03:34watch all
03:36your movies.
03:38Oh!
03:40Oh!
03:42But
03:44But
03:46But
03:48But
03:50This can happen again younger one.
03:52But
03:54But
03:56But
03:58Animal is my
04:00favourite.
04:02Oh!
04:04Superb.
04:06But
04:08I have died in Animal.
04:10So I won't be able to work
04:12in Animal Park.
04:14So you can take my elder brother
04:16for Animal Park.
04:18My elder brother is an amazing actor.
04:20My elder brother does a very good job.
04:22Please come here.
04:24My elder brother is the best.
04:26What are you doing?
04:28Oh!
04:30Oh!
04:32Oh!
04:34Oh!
04:36Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:40My younger one.
04:42You can speak.
04:44Yes brother.
04:46I can speak.
04:48I can speak.
04:50I can speak.
04:52I can speak.
04:54Now you don't need anything.
04:56You may leave.
04:58Chhote Ali! Chhote Ali! Chhote Ali!
05:03What did you think of saying?
05:05You've lost your tongue.
05:08You don't need your elder brother here anymore.
05:11I didn't mean to say that.
05:13I want to talk to him personally.
05:15Then do it!
05:17We've been worried for so long.
05:19There's no problem. Come here.
05:21Talk to him. He's listening too.
05:23He's listening! He's not deaf!
05:25But he'll be as deaf as you make him play!
05:36I didn't do anything wrong in Animal.
05:40I was enjoying my third marriage.
05:44Neetu ji, you tell me.
05:46A man who has three wives...
05:48...will he get time to fight outside?
05:52I came to apologise to you on the runway.
05:56Vanga Reddy said you can't say anything.
06:00Chhote, you're apologising?
06:03You're apologising after being a young man?
06:09Chhote, if I was in Animal...
06:12...I would've built a hand pump.
06:14There are no hand pumps in London.
06:18If there were no hand pumps, how would people drink water there?
06:22Our climax was on the runway.
06:24There were huge planes there.
06:26I would've melted the plane and changed its shape.
06:28But I would've done something.
06:34It's not that easy.
06:36You would've done something.
06:38You only have one chance.
06:41That scene...
06:43...repeats itself.
06:45You, me...
06:47...and Ranvijay are here.
06:49You only have one chance.
06:53I want Ranvijay to come here.
06:56And if you were in Animal...
07:01...what would be its climax?
07:03Let's see.
07:05Vanga...
07:06...Ready?
07:09Action!
07:10I'll hit you both together.
07:13No dialogue.
07:17No dialogue?
07:18No.
07:20You can't do that.
07:22That won't do.
07:24No.
07:28You can't do that.
07:31A person who can't speak can do that.
07:34I didn't say a word in the film.
07:36Go watch it with Vanga.
07:38I don't know.
07:39But if a person who can't speak...
07:42Tushar Kapoor also said that.
07:44Go on.
08:11Go on.
08:18It's a new song.
08:23Rules.
08:25We'll play with the rules.
08:29Don't pull me like that.
08:31Listen to me.
08:32I really like you.
08:41Go on.
09:11Thank you very much.
09:12You saved me.
09:14But next time...
09:15I won't spare you.
09:17Let's go.
09:18See you.

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