Dr Caligari With Eng Sub

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The granddaughter of an infamous doctor experiments with hormone and shock therapies at her asylum for the insane.

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00:45:02A toast

00:45:04To the downfall of Dr. Caligari. I'll drink the wine

00:45:09But I told you both already

00:45:12Caligari stays

00:45:14I

00:45:17Expecting company expecting company. No, I'll get it dear

00:45:24Ramona looks a little peek at don't you think she's such a warrior

00:45:28We did it dad today. We fired Bali number one at Caligari. I

00:45:33Wish you two would get over your obsession with Caligari

00:45:40Adrian did you say you expecting a package? I

00:45:42Said no such thing. The messenger says from the asylum. I guess you should open it up

00:45:49Roses are red violets are blue trotters are tasty. What about you love and XXX?

00:45:54What does that mean?

00:45:56XXX means kisses

00:45:58My guess is Caligari saying life imitates bad art

00:46:02Wouldn't that look nice on velvet?

00:46:06Caligari so obvious the mind of a shoplifter

00:46:13I

00:46:18Have seconds on the shape

00:46:43Oh

00:46:48What is it Ramona hold me Adrian

00:46:51Tell me Oh bad dreams breathe

00:46:56Valium will eat that fear. I have to go to the asylum now

00:47:01It's 3 in the morning Caligari works all night was the bad doctor in my hell dream

00:47:06Yes, I have to see her now in a few days. The board will make their recommendations

00:47:10I can't wait. I have a feeling something monstrous is going on. Perhaps. I'll crunch a tranquilizer

00:47:16Adrian you can't relax. We have to save mrs

00:47:19Van Houten from Caligari just a weensy yellow one until sleep comes by to pat me on the head

00:47:23I can't think about sleep. We can't wait

00:47:26You've suffered a shock to your unconscious. Don't try and move Adrian

00:47:30I'm going to check on things if you want to sleep sleep

00:47:34If you think it's right the dream makes it right

00:47:41I

00:47:45Forehead like moist rubber

00:48:11Oh

00:48:17Names prep that's right Gus Pratt the studded butt guy used to want myself with a studded paddle till my butt looked like 70 pounds of

00:48:23Alpo pay kids to do it on payday

00:48:25Then I got too familiar with the 12 year old peach and squeeze the juice right out of her put her in a stew

00:48:29Of course, nothing hides evidence like a stew

00:48:33Scrape the nerve ends of the skin eyes like electroworms when you watch me I get tingle shocks

00:48:39I'm all breast all hunger

00:48:44Mr. Van Houten ever seen a cannulation. It's such a unique operation

00:48:51We

00:48:53My fuzzy button feels floppy good. I got a bucket or goofy fish in my belly

00:48:59See this implant here

00:49:02Just kiss this your spouse's hypothalamus

00:49:05It's my favorite part of the brain

00:49:08Controlling the blood flow to the brain

00:49:11I

00:49:14Can you hold a mirror while you do that sexy lady? I want to watch my kissy space get all squished up

00:49:21This hype was brimming with fluid extracted from. Mr. Pratt's hypothalamus

00:49:26one plunge and

00:49:29I

00:49:32I

00:49:35I

00:49:38I

00:49:40Hypothalamus one plunge and splish splash

00:49:45Mr. Pratt's gland juice becomes mrs. Van Houten's

00:49:49big fun with the

00:49:51autonomic nervous system

00:50:11I

00:50:19Got no choice squeezing the life out of the preteen

00:50:22Slapping on the oven that's watching the old iron pot hit full boil and dice and carrots into the bubbles

00:50:26You like main potatoes or Idaho's? I'm an Idaho man. Fact is when that stock turns ruby red I get warm all over

00:50:36Relax mr. Van Houten be a man

00:50:38We're simply going to insert fluid from mrs. Van Houten's happy limbic system directly into mr. Pratt's forebrain

00:51:08Hey

00:51:13Cookie I've got fancy feet. I'm crazy in love with little old me

00:51:21Mr. Van Houten, I guess about enraptured overwhelmed by the brilliance of this whole

00:51:28Oh

00:51:29Dr. Caligari, I didn't know you were working down here. Oh

00:51:34Oh, dr. Abel, I'm very busy right now. Can we speak later in your office?

00:51:40What's going on here?

00:51:42What is all this?

00:51:51This dr. Abel is the neurological event of the decade

00:51:56hypothalamus

00:51:57Interfacing the melding of two psyches with a single glandular squirt

00:52:03Commingling bodily fluids and mr. Pratt mrs. Van Houten. They've okayed this petty concerns

00:52:10It's typical when brain histories in the making

00:52:14What you're saying is impossible

00:52:16Why are you defying the laws of reality? This is the only reality and I write the laws and

00:52:23this one in costume

00:52:26He plays an important role

00:52:28Psychodrama is a subtle art. He wants to speak let him my dear. Dr. Abel

00:52:33It's best if we meet later when remove the bandage, please

00:52:37anything for a colleague

00:52:41Dr. Abel help me, please. She's holding me against my will. I'm being used as a lab rat a goddamn lab rat

00:52:48What is the meaning of all this?

00:52:51This a hysteric off the street I'm seeking ways to relieve his anxiety she's lying dr. Abel

00:52:57I'm not a hysteric. I'm a CPA got my own firm. Look at me. I'm less than Houghton my god

00:53:05Release this man

00:53:07She's turned the woman I love

00:53:09into a flesh-eater

00:53:16Oh, please that man is a walking argument for fuzzy

00:53:22Ramona and Adrian were right you are

00:53:28Here darling one look at those earlobes and I knew I had to nibble

00:53:36Dr. Caligari

00:53:38Has anyone seen dr. Caligari chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla? I don't need this time

00:53:44Got by for 30 years without it. Don't order Caligari remember all

00:53:58You

00:54:09Also known as mountain oysters

00:54:11Testicles are a favorite epicurean delicacy to prepare first cut into the loose outer skin for the entire length of the swelled surface

00:54:19Remove the skins in the same manner disturbing the meat as little as possible during the peeling process and oval flesh form will remain

00:54:27Soak the peeled testicles in cold water for about three hours drain

00:54:32cover testicles with fresh lemon slices fry in deep fat heated at

00:54:36365 degrees until golden

00:54:39Hey, mr. Van Houten these plump words taste better than a stack of your mama's

00:54:51Go after that, sorry Bobo

00:54:57I

00:55:00See you have a yen for dr. Abel. Well, go ahead touch him

00:55:07Gross, he's icky. I never want to touch a yucky man thing. Now go away. I'm scooping

00:55:27What's the matter doctor, maybe you long for a mummy's breast a

00:55:33soothing stream of love fluid, yes

00:55:37Well, we can oblige you sure a hundred percent pure

00:55:44Glandular extract for mrs. Van Houten in a moment or two. You'll be a new girl

00:55:57You

00:56:05It must be wonderful to be reborn as the same creature but different in every way

00:56:12Maybe you were born for this moment to be

00:56:16transformed to be

00:56:18Miss destiny

00:56:26No

00:56:57I

00:57:06Am asking you once again, have you seen dr. Aval or dr. Caligari? I've been looking all over for them

00:57:11So what I've got my hands full with this large meeting. Are you by any chance a Kiwana?

00:57:16No, but I'd like to be if you help me. I'll join

00:57:20Hmm

00:57:22Why would I want you to join you're not Kiwanis material I'm not I don't think so I see you more as a

00:57:29Odd fellow. Well, is that good?

00:57:32It's better than being a moose. They wear each other's drawers

00:57:35Give me your drawers. I'll show you where they are. You can leave him in my mailbox in an envelope

00:57:40Anyway, a voles been lab napped. Dr. Caligari's got him in her

00:57:43Secret place where the basement by Caligari's monsters lap water from bowls. Thank you Chesiree

00:57:53We're having a rummage sale raising money for Jerry's kids bring all your old glands give us your endocrine system

00:58:13You

00:58:36Every night the same scum come to soak their eyeballs

00:58:41They don't know where beauty sleeps

00:58:44They've never seen desire and her high heels and violet mascara

00:59:00Toxic waste that's all they are toxic waste

00:59:02Oh

00:59:28Look mommy, there's a funny man

00:59:30Dorothy you cover your eyes this instant getting through a decent person can walk down the street anymore. I

00:59:40Know what I am, but I know I'm not what I am

00:59:46Beauty lives inside me

00:59:50But oh when beauty is trapped it gets ugly

00:59:54That

00:59:59Caligari is a mean doctor. She don't understand. I mean about people like us. I

01:00:12See my face and I think who is that stranger?

01:00:18Whose eyes are these

01:00:21Are these hands connected to me and the worst part

01:00:31The worst part

01:00:36Where's the rest of me I

01:00:43Know you're watching me

01:00:51Naughty-naughty. Oh, I'm sorry sweetness. I hope it didn't hurt too much

01:01:01And it'd be perfect to open up a vein and watch the waterfall

01:01:10You've always heard the one you love

01:01:20Oh

01:01:28I know what I must look like to you. I'm not rich. I'm not celebrating just a regular girl

01:01:40You know what it means to be a prisoner in your own skin, of course you do

01:01:46And you know, there are some truths that are too

01:01:49Unspeakable I

01:01:51Know it hurts. I promise. I'll buy you both a nice box of candy as soon as we pass a shop

01:01:58What's your favorite?

01:02:00mix nuts or

01:02:03chocolate-covered cherries

01:02:05There are some states of being for which there is no name because the people who experience them do not come back

01:02:12My skin has wrapped me in this gruesome mistake

01:02:18I know you're watching me

01:02:22Night after night the Caligari stench the breath of animals

01:02:27Superior beings should not kill but then superior beings should not have to live with vermin either

01:02:35I've got a clock in my head that says tick-tock do the world a favor

01:02:48Oh my you always had the one you love

01:03:14Mr. Van Houten, where are you?

01:03:19Do you realize when raising possum it's best to feed him on milk and bran ten days before butchering

01:03:34After field dressing woodchuck and hanging for 48 hours

01:03:38Skin is for rabbit, but remove the seven small carnalite glands under the genital organs

01:03:48I

01:04:18Am

01:04:27Your model and full of self-pity you're magnificent

01:04:42Take a luscious really good job

01:04:46take her and

01:04:48Make her extremely

01:05:19Oh

01:05:27Grin while you can Caligari

01:05:30Once my father gets wind of this your history

01:05:33You can fill him in now

01:05:37Ramona be a doll take some Polaroids. Will you I want to remember this moment

01:05:44Why?

01:05:46Why were you lonely daddy

01:05:50What has she done to you daddy Ramona did I ever tell you I do a mean can-can what say

01:05:58No, please

01:06:00This can't be happening. I know I know our little Babs just can't control herself

01:06:08Ramona be my very own personal love goddess my very own princess die

01:06:14Your father loves you. What a fortunate child you are

01:06:18Sweetsie, the only duty we have to history is to rewrite it

01:06:25Getting you out of here Babs if you love me, you'll call me bad dad. Listen to me

01:06:31That's my very special name

01:06:34What do you think of Babs Ramona?

01:06:36Perhaps a tuck here a tuck there a couple of sessions of electrolysis. I'm taking you home

01:06:44You just want to trick me bad nose. If you let me inflate your nae-nae's I'll be your hamper girl for good

01:06:56I

01:07:01Don't know what you did, but this can't prove anything except how sick you are

01:07:07Wanna rub my snuggle bucket. Come on. I can transplant moods

01:07:12Inclinations taste all in the discharge of a rogue gland. That's cruel

01:07:17Why turn my father into some hopped up Ethel Merman as if I care about your father

01:07:21Once the board sees his condition, their only choice will be to make me the director

01:07:27You should be proud your daddy helped me reach the final solution up to now I've produced mutations

01:07:34But but but what now, what are you saying? Caligari?

01:07:42Gaze upon this pure and holy relic the brain of my late grandfather. Dr. Caligari the first

01:07:51It can't be true. Oh, but it is I shall bear not only grandfather's name

01:07:56I shall possess his incredible mental prowess as well. Ah, we're getting out of here Caligari and don't try to stop me

01:08:03I wouldn't dream of it. I think every couple deserves a stab at happiness

01:08:10Remember kids this is in Utah. Nobody wants incest on their block

01:08:17Excitements the essence of life when it's over you're dead

01:08:22For God's sakes keep your hands to yourself daddy

01:08:26Am I being a scam?

01:08:29You wouldn't spank me. Would you if I told you how?

01:08:33Dizzy hot I get just hearing your dress crinkle

01:08:37Six paps just behave yourself

01:08:52A success it tastes minty on my lips

01:09:03My grandfather knew that tingle

01:09:21Oh

01:09:51I

01:10:21I

01:10:51I

01:11:22I

01:11:39Thank God you came when you didn't call I got worried you won't believe what has happened

01:11:44Who's the slugger playing Mimi Van Doren? It's dad

01:11:47That's my father-in-law. Oh, I dr. Lodge. Are you big hunk of man?

01:11:53What say we float into the cloakroom for a little?

01:11:57hokey-pokey

01:12:00Ramona what the hell happened to him?

01:12:03Caligari we can make jello and

01:12:06Watch TV. I love Andy Griffith and be still gives me your Andy

01:12:13Randy

01:12:15It's Caligari. She's behind everything. She's somehow planted. Mr. Van Houten's libido, you know dad that can't be

01:12:23Where's Caligari now Caligari has a lab in the basement, but that's not all there's more. Mr

01:12:28Pratt and mrs. Van Houten are both on the loose and and I think mr. Van Houten mesquite grilled her husband

01:12:34Wow

01:12:35Take me to Caligari's lab. Not that don't make me go back. All right, take this take father home

01:12:42Why don't me call the police? We can't not yet. They find dad like this and his next job will be popping out

01:12:48Don't go back to that lab. Promise me. I couldn't handle both the men in my life going

01:12:54Maybe on me. Does Caligari have a weapon just remember she made a kill out the Van Houten woman. I'll stop them

01:13:03I'll stop them all tell you sweet chips

01:13:06We shake a tailfeather

01:13:08We can grab the next land cruiser to Boca Raton. I love going greyhound. Don't you?

01:13:17100% glandular extract from dr. Caligari the first

01:13:35See what it feels like to be my own patient

01:14:05Have you ever seen a baby doll shaved clean down there

01:14:11Cleopatra did it

01:14:12you bet

01:14:15Only sometimes you get a rash a rash is not a very pretty thing

01:14:22you've got to keep your

01:14:28Skin moist. Uh-huh

01:14:32Huh, let me a hunk of tongue

01:14:39So I can stay

01:14:42Damn

01:14:46How's about

01:15:02I

01:15:12Know you're watching me. Of course, you're a fascinating woman. I wish to learn more about you

01:15:20There's much to be learned from a despairing shriek for instance that you can't trust doctors, but you can trust love

01:15:26What do you want from me? I can't love describe your life in three words or less

01:15:32ending torment

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