Hippie Girls Are Having a Year

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2024 is, surprisingly, kind of the year of the hippie chick. There are so many dreadhead white girls on the timeline you’d think it was the line at a Phish concert.

There’s Shanin Blake, whose chakras seemed to align like the infinity stones this year, casting a spell on blonde, tattooed women everywhere to get out their bowls and start rubbing them.

Like, this girl, who wonders if we can tell she was an addict once. No, honey, you look perfectly healthy now.

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00:002024 is, surprisingly, kind of the year of the hippie chick.
00:07There are so many dreadhead white girls on the timeline, you'd think it was the line
00:11at a Phish concert.
00:12There's Shannon Blake, whose chakras seem to align like the infinity stones this year,
00:15casting a spell on blonde, tattooed women everywhere to get out their bowls and start
00:19rubbing them.
00:20Like this girl, who wonders if we can tell she was an addict once.
00:23No, honey, you look perfectly healthy now.

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