My Troublesome Honey (2024) Episode 1
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00:30No sign of rain
00:33At that moment
00:35You appeared at the top of the tree
00:37Passing through the crowd
00:40The smell of air
00:42The focus of the eyes
00:45Move every cell
00:49Can't receive the signal
00:51Always be disturbed
00:54Praying with you gently
00:59I see the whole world
01:01Shining for me
01:04The focus of the eyes
01:08Move every cell
01:10Can't receive the signal
01:11Always be disturbed
01:13Praying with you gently
01:18I see the whole world
01:20Shining for me
01:23Move every cell
01:26Can't receive the signal
01:28Always be disturbed
01:30Praying with you gently
01:33I see the whole world
01:35Shining for me
01:37The focus of the eyes
01:39Move every cell
01:41Can't receive the signal
01:43Always be disturbed
01:45Praying with you gently
01:47I see the whole world
01:49Shining for me
01:51The focus of the eyes
01:53Move every cell
01:55Can't receive the signal
01:57Always be disturbed
01:59Praying with you gently
02:01I see the whole world
02:03Shining for me
02:05The focus of the eyes
02:07Move every cell
02:09Can't receive the signal
02:11Always be disturbed
02:13Praying with you gently
02:15I see the whole world
02:17Shining for me
02:20Why is Mario always alone?
02:22Isn't he lonely?
02:24Mario has no friends?
02:26No love?
02:27Will there be a love line in the next Mario?
02:29We only have one week to save
02:34I am Nian Youzhu
02:35Waiter
02:36Delivery man
02:37Professional veterinarian
02:38These are all my occupations
02:40Wait a minute
02:41I am a super worker
02:43As a person who is shy
02:45Making money is the most important thing for me now
02:48It's a beautiful day again
02:50I hope all troubles go away
02:52Good luck is coming
02:54Cheng Ya, Nian Youzhu
03:02This fan
03:03Please line up at the back
03:07Hello, aunt
03:08Nian Youzhu
03:09Have you seen my idol?
03:10OK, I know
03:13I'm busy now
03:14Talk to you later
03:15Yes
03:16We are all looking forward to
03:17There will be a new move in the next Mario
03:18Mario has no friendship?
03:20Mario has no love?
03:21What are you talking about?
03:22Yes, what are you talking about?
03:26Don't quarrel
03:28It's this kind of bridge again
03:30Don't you think Lao Tao is blind?
03:32You have to let him direct his novels
03:34Now the sales are soaring
03:36No one is willing to watch except Iron Fan
03:38You tell me
03:40The readers now
03:41Don't like Mario
03:42This kind of emotional recovery
03:43Don't know how to change
03:44Only know the master of death
03:46Not to mention now
03:47He even pursues Ji Xiong in his reasoning
03:50If this continues
03:51We only have one way out
03:52Master, don't
03:54Master, just give me a month
03:56Just a month
03:58What are you talking about?
03:59Yes
04:00What are you talking about?
04:01You see, the boy is angry
04:03Mario's spiritual world
04:04No need for shallow people and gods
04:07Arrogant
04:166666
04:186666
04:206666
04:32Are you not happy?
04:34Eat a lollipop and be happy
04:36Kid
04:38Do you know what will happen if you eat too much candy?
04:41No
04:47Kid, what's wrong with you?
04:49You help my mother
04:53How can you be like this?
04:55He is still a child
04:58Even if you are a big family
05:00You should know what it means to respect the old and love the young
05:02Are you enough?
05:05You stop
05:06What do you mean?
05:09Are you satisfied?
05:11Are you kidding me?
05:13I'm not your fan
05:15You think I can't see it?
05:17It's just that you approach me in this way
05:18It's too unethical
05:19Who do you think I am?
05:21Look clearly, I'm working here
05:23I'm fulfilling my duty
05:25Even if I'm charming
05:26But I have to fulfill my heart
05:28You mean I'm bragging about you
05:30Go to your dream
05:32Crazy
05:34I'm not your fan
05:36Crazy
05:50There is no one in the store today
05:52You finally come back
05:53I'm so angry
05:54What happened?
05:56The man in your mouth
05:58He is so arrogant and narcissistic
06:01What's more ridiculous
06:03He thought I was his fan
06:05What did you say?
06:06I approached him on purpose
06:08I almost
06:09Nie Ruoshun
06:10You didn't do anything to him, did you?
06:14I'm too lazy to care about him
06:17Anyway, he is so arrogant
06:19He deserves it
06:26Hello, is the doctor here?
06:28May I ask what you have made an appointment with today?
06:32The hospital
06:35The hospital
06:46Brother, I'm here
06:47Explain
06:49Why is my poster blocked?
06:51The poster is no longer the primary problem
06:53If you don't make any changes
06:55To save sales
06:56Pauline
06:57Creation is not for sales
06:59Yes, brother, I understand
07:01But if it goes on like this
07:02The editor-in-chief will terminate the contract with you
07:04In fact, as long as you make a little change
07:06Maria can come back to life
07:08I've figured out a way for you
07:11You help me
07:12That's what I'm going to do
07:14I'll contact you a business
07:16Maybe stay for a while
07:18Collect creative materials
07:20Find inspiration
07:24Brother, I'm straight-eyed
07:26You're really in a bottleneck
07:28You've been 59 days in a row
07:30Not a word has been written
07:34I'm sorry
07:38Judging by the current situation
07:40You think we're leaving this publishing house
07:42Which publishing house will still be willing to sign you?
07:53Half an hour later
07:55A great god
07:56I'm going to our office
07:58Great god
08:00Who?
08:01That's the famous
08:03Novelist
08:04Cloudy world
08:28Pudding
08:29Be good at home
08:33Go
08:43Go
08:51I'm sorry, great god
08:53I got another part-time job
08:54I'll be late
08:56Location
09:02Today we have a requirement
09:03All the employees are gathered here
09:05Welcome Mr. Huo
09:07Your arrival lets us
09:08The office will be bound to prosper
09:11The first program
09:14I want to give Mr. Huo a brief introduction
09:17Our personnel group
09:18Ha!
09:19You just paid for it.
09:20This is the son of a rich man, Wang Yi Yun.
09:21Yo!
09:22Go all out, the best of the best!
09:23Let me introduce to you, the great, Wang Yi Yun.
09:24Having a disease, and a good husband.
09:25And now, a long-term, excellent lawyer.
09:26The great, has a few good qualities.
09:27He has your works in the book, and only loves your beautiful phrases.
09:28Mr. Wang, please sit down.
09:29Brother, sit.
09:30When you go on an important trip, you can always ask for a favor.
09:31Right now, I just want to ask you for a favor, and I don't want to make you feel like
09:32a loser.
09:33So, you want to ask me something?
09:34What do you want?
09:35I just want to ask you for a favor.
09:36He is a great lawyer and a great poet.
09:39He has all of your works.
09:41He only loves every sentence of yours.
09:44Mr. Fang, please have a seat.
09:46Brother, have a seat.
09:55Mr. Tang, as you can see,
09:58our hearts are very warm.
10:01This is...
10:04Wang Yun, you introduce him.
10:07As the saying goes,
10:08a computer science expert
10:11is like Java, C++.
10:13It's all-encompassing and flawless.
10:18Are you short of one person?
10:22Where is the woman?
10:23I...
10:24I can't tell.
10:26Sorry, I'm late.
10:29Let me introduce to you
10:31the most important role in our firm.
10:34He is the all-rounder,
10:36the unparalleled,
10:37and always late
10:38super worker,
10:40Nie Rouzhu.
10:47Why is it you?
10:51Mr. Huo is our new colleague.
10:53Dangerous.
10:54This is our excellent employee,
10:56Nie Rouzhu.
10:56He...
11:00Brother, you know each other?
11:03Why did you let him join our firm?
11:05Don't be so arrogant.
11:07It's our honor
11:09to have him here.
11:10And you have a glorious mission.
11:17What is it?
11:18As long as he writes a novel within this month,
11:20I promise
11:21to help our firm get through the difficulties.
11:25What should I do exactly?
11:27It's simple.
11:28Let him blend in with you
11:30and then you can work with him.
11:32Smile at him,
11:33be nice to him,
11:34and let him feel the warmth of the world.
11:36Then his characters will be warm.
11:39I don't get it.
11:40Here's the thing.
11:41Isn't the main character of Ge Bi Xia called Ma Liao?
11:43Now his fans are complaining
11:45that Ma Liao is cold-blooded, merciless, and unyielding.
11:47What should I do?
11:48I have to let him write a heroine.
11:50You are the most important role.
11:52Heroine?
11:53I refuse.
11:55Mr. Zhang.
11:56Mr. Zhang.
12:01I promise to write a heroine.
12:04Let me tell you.
12:05I'm doing this for your sake.
12:07I'm not that kind of person.
12:09I don't care about money.
12:13Take it.
12:14You...
12:16Brother.
12:17You...
12:18You want the boss's office.
12:20It's not appropriate.
12:21I need a quiet creative environment.
12:24You don't want me to delay the draft, do you?
12:26OK.
12:27I'll talk to the boss later.
12:29OK.
12:31Assistant?
12:47Come in.
12:53Close the door.
12:54Pull out the curtain.
13:00What are you doing?
13:10The floor and the table should be clean.
13:16Disinfect the furniture.
13:17Kill the residue bacteria.
13:21A humidifier.
13:22I'm an assistant, not a cleaner.
13:30I...
13:34I...
13:38I...
13:39Psycho!
13:44Rouzhu.
13:45Why did you come out?
13:47He is a psycho.
13:51Rouzhu.
13:52Rouzhu.
13:53Don't worry.
13:54What's wrong with you?
13:55I'll get you a glass of water.
13:56I'll get you a glass of water.
13:58Come on.
14:00Take a deep breath.
14:02Master just...
14:04He just said I was an unreasonable fan.
14:06In order to meet his unscrupulous means,
14:08he even betrayed his own soul.
14:14I quit.
14:16Calm down, Rouzhu.
14:17It's so noisy.
14:18Let's not go against money.
14:21What's that?
14:22Salary?
14:25I'll double it for you.
14:26Double?
14:27Can you?
14:36Master.
14:37Mr. Huang, where are you going?
14:39Off work.
14:40Go home.
14:41It's not off work yet.
14:42Yes.
14:43I'll decide when I get off work.
14:46Well...
14:49We are all employees of the office.
14:51Why do you come and go as you like?
14:54I forgot to tell you.
14:55Even if I leave now,
14:56you'll still get off work at six o'clock.
14:59Why?
15:00You are my assistant.
15:01You must stick to your post.
15:03LKWQYXJZ
15:09Cold, heartless, sinister and cunning.
15:12The amount of porcelain is okay,
15:13but the usage is wrong.
15:16Read more books.
15:17I...
15:18And...
15:20I must receive what's on the list tomorrow.
15:25Cold, heartless, sinister and cunning.
15:27The amount of porcelain is okay,
15:28but the usage is wrong.
15:29Read more books.
15:30I...
15:31And...
15:32I must receive what's on the list tomorrow.
15:34Read more books.
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17:14can do it.
17:22You can do it.
17:37Okay.
17:46AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
17:51麻烦死了
18:03你
18:04你别弄那里边
18:05你别动我这边
18:06对齐了
18:06你别乱动
18:07你
18:08看着点小言
18:09你看着点
18:10多了多了
18:14可以啊
18:16这么快就布置好了
18:17其实我早就说过
18:18这事你就交给我吧
18:20赶在肯定没问题
18:22不是你等会儿到了
18:25这个屏风怎么回事
18:30这大神单子上写的
18:32应该是为了隔开你的办公区
18:34和他的办公区
18:37有必要这样吗
18:39搞得好像谁愿意挨着他似的
18:41就是
18:42你说谁说不是呢
18:44不是
18:45柔柔
18:46你准备得怎么样了
18:50放心
18:53搞定他
18:54霍老师来了
18:55快走走走
18:56霍老师
18:58霍老师早
18:59大神早
19:06四十五度温水
19:07床帘都拉上
19:09我不想说第二次
19:14啥
19:18痛经吧他
19:37第一步
19:38出其不意的身体接触
19:40制造心动瞬间
19:42比如不小心将水洒在对方身上
19:44利用擦身的时候
19:46制造身体接触
19:47哎呀
19:52我不希望再有下一次
20:02他怎么说的
20:05他怎么知道我在想什么
20:07难道是预判了我的预判
20:13我还不信搞不定呢
20:19好了老板
20:28第二步
20:30男人都喜欢听情话
20:35嗯
20:37霍老师
20:39你属什么的呀
20:41作为助理
20:42我应该清晰地了解领导的一切信息
20:46我属狗
20:48不
20:51雷属于我
20:55原来你是狗啊
20:56不是霍老师
20:57我浑身上下就没哪点让你喜欢吗
21:05我喜欢你
21:09离我远一点
21:18看来身体也怪不好的
21:20记得去看医生
21:28喂
21:34嗯
21:40大神他刚才又怎么了
21:43LKWQYXJZ
21:47又来了
21:48冷酷无情阴险狡诈
21:51我说这无珠网
21:52这事咱们急不得呀
21:54咱们再想想其他的办法
21:57看看他有什么弱点
21:59方便攻克
22:02我决定给霍老师做个局
22:06我们让老一案情景在线
22:09让霍老师也参与进来
22:11妙啊
22:23我弟那臭小子最近怎么样
22:25我已经把哥安排去了有求必应事务所了
22:27一定能帮哥在创作上找回灵感的
22:30有求必应
22:32没听说过
22:34为什么选他
22:35是我老舅
22:36一个退休老保安
22:37为了继续发光发热
22:39出资给他当律师的儿子办的事务所
22:41主要就是帮助社区解决纠纷
22:43接地气
22:44素材特别丰富
22:45而且他们特别喜欢哥
22:46所以我就想让哥在那待一个月
22:48试试看
22:49待一个月
22:50就他那性格
22:52不到一个礼拜
22:53不是他走就那帮人走
23:01迎新餐
23:04吃早饭
23:06霍老师来有求必应
23:08那我作为老板
23:10我就应该请员工们吃一顿迎新早餐
23:13欢迎霍老师加入
23:15我就说嘛
23:17铁公鸡怎么可能拔毛啊
23:19确实
23:20不懂感恩呢
23:21霍老师早
23:23霍老师早
23:24霍老师欢迎加入我们的迎新早餐
23:27我不和陌生人吃饭
23:30呃
23:33卫生打扫了吗
23:34我
23:35我
23:37去去去
23:41怎么还不来呢
23:44请问这里是有求必应吗
23:48不知该怎么称呼
23:50孙磊
23:51孙先生你好
23:52咱们边吃边谈
23:54霍老师一起来
23:56没兴趣
23:59咱们进一步说话
24:01来这边
24:02来来来
24:03您坐
24:04坐坐坐
24:09不知孙先生是想委托我们什么案子呢
24:14找猫
24:15找猫
24:16这就是您想委托给我们的业务
24:19是
24:20那孙先生请您具体地说一下具体情况
24:25我要找的是一只花猫
24:26叫老燕
24:28照片照片
24:29我这儿有一张她的照片
24:32我瞅瞅啊
24:34这不是美短吗
24:36对是美短
24:38她其实不是我养的猫
24:40是我一直很喜欢的一个女同事养的
24:44明白明白
24:45那我记下来啊
24:46快记下来啊
24:47那得记下来
24:50这大神是不是发现什么才不参与她
24:55你们这也不行那也不行
24:58我还以为你们有求必应多厉害呢
25:00不是说有一个什么什么推理作家在这吗
25:04难道只是个摆设
25:05是是是
25:06你知道这小说作家呀
25:08纸上谈兵呢
25:10您再跟我们详细说说
25:12我要是都跟你们说明白了
25:14我自己去找猫不就得了吗
25:16是是是
25:17不跟你们说了
25:18再说我哥
25:19我女同事呢
25:21我也没法交差呀
25:25您放心
25:28我们一定会按照您的要求
25:30在一周之内帮您找到老爷的
25:32你快撤吧
25:34那行
25:35一周之内我找你们要猫
25:38如果你们交不出猫
25:40我绝对不会放过你们
25:42过来过来说一声说一声
25:44那就麻烦你们了
25:49坐吧坐吧坐吧
25:54坐吧
26:03大神还是无动于衷
26:05这怎么办呀
26:07可能
26:08是我们演技不行
26:10什么呀
26:11我早就跟你说了
26:12他不会参与我们的
26:14别在他身上浪费时间了
26:16味道不错
26:20我要回去写小说了
26:22老师
26:23我们收了人家钱
26:24没帮人找到猫
26:25你怎么能下班呢
26:29请你注意
26:30收了别人钱的不是我
26:32该给别人找猫的也不是我
26:44大神还是不愿意找猫
26:46这怎么办呀
26:47三十六计
26:51走为上计
26:53抛砖掩玉
27:11我没办法在有求必应待下去了
27:13我受够了
27:14哥
27:15莫生气莫生气
27:17击出病来谁人替啊
27:19我这都为你好啊
27:21你昨天告诉我的高智商高情商高素质的专业团队呢
27:27哥
27:28戏剧来源于生活
27:30点滴的小事当中就可能蕴含着什么启示
27:37就算你说的这些我都能接受
27:41但是那个聂柔珠我是绝对接受不了
27:46哥
27:47小说
27:48小说嘛
27:49最重要的不就是新鲜猎棋吗
27:53那女孩多有意思啊
27:55出奇之上
27:57给人惊喜
28:02你骗
28:07哥
28:08咱们就去一个月
28:09你给您的读者一个机会
28:11去发现这个世界的多姿多彩
28:14夸练
28:16我怎么觉得你好像是在套路啊
28:20哥
28:22自信点
28:23爸好像去的
28:25哥你先休息啊
28:26我先回去了
28:35霍老师现在已经初步了解我们的实力了
28:39现在我们应该向霍老师发起阴攻了
28:42霍老师就是一块玉
28:43我们得像那块砖
28:45把他给引出来
28:47把他引出来
28:50怎么引
28:55小猪
28:57你就是那块砖
28:59我
29:00怎么样
29:01带心休假
29:05又来
29:17等一下
29:18还不够急吃
29:32这下够逼真了吧
29:46啊
29:59哥哥
30:00我们是不是要分开了
30:03我不想跟你分开
30:17哭
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