HOUSEWIFE HERMAN

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Transcription
00:30People! Housewives made their housework.
00:35More sausages.
00:39Just what you mean, Herman?
00:42All you do is putter and putter around the house.
00:45We men have the hardest jobs.
00:48You think housework is easy?
00:51Certainly.
00:53Papa, enough is sufficient.
00:58Then we change places.
01:00No, no, no, no, no.
01:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09Slunk!
01:13From me it's a cinch.
01:17I get what I get and I got it.
01:19Oh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:23Papa is bummer now.
01:25Chase yourself away, please.
01:30La Marseillaise
02:00Ra-ta-ra! Ra-ta-ra! Ra-ta-ra!
02:04Come in? Come in? Come in?
02:08Good afternoon, madam. I'm working my way through college.
02:10I have here a little magazine called Heavy Housekeeping Made Light.
02:12Are you a slave to the dishes?
02:13Have you dishwater hands, housemaid's knee, or dust on the furniture?
02:15This is the remedy, madam. This is the remedy. You'll take it.
02:18Thank you. Good day.
02:24Now.
02:26Housework made easy.
02:57Keep cool, Herman. No excitement.
03:02Ah, what a mess.
03:10Come in? Come in?
03:15My friend, I have here a plan to end all plans.
03:22Are you there?
03:27Now, my plan will make balancing your budget easy.
03:31Easy! Easy!
03:34Are you interested?
03:36No!
03:48Make me feel to kick the...
03:51Don't let it get you, Herman. You can took it.
03:57Good morning, members of the Radio Cooking Club.
04:02Today, we're going to bake a cake. Are you ready?
04:05Oh, fine. Take two cups of flour, a pinch or two of salt, one cup of milk,
04:09a dash of cinnamon, a sprig of cloves, and a splash of vanilla, a quarter of a pound of butter,
04:13three tablespoons of raisins, add a measure of chopped almonds,
04:16some sugar, citron, you know, here's a teaspoon of baking powder,
04:19and to this, add an egg.
04:21One egg.
04:25I said one egg.
04:27You said two eggs?
04:29I said one egg.
04:31You said two eggs, please.
04:33I distinctly said three eggs.
04:39And now, it's ready for the oven.
04:43Please, how you get this in the stove?
04:46Uh-uh, didn't I say one egg?
05:06Here, here.
05:13Hello?
05:21I must keep cool. I must keep cool.
05:24I mustn't get excited.
05:28No excitement.
05:30What happened to you?
05:31Don't get excited.
05:33Excited? Excited? Who gets excited? I'm not excited.
05:43Hello? Hello?
05:45Is everything all right, Herman?
05:48Wonderful! Wonderful!
05:51Shhh! Shhh!
05:55Shhh! Shhh!
05:59Shhh!
06:09Wow! Mama! Mama!
06:21Shhh!
06:27Well, Herman, what you say now?
06:30Man works from sun to sun, but a woman's work?
06:35You can't do it!