出租大叔 - 第1集 線上看
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00:00A few days later
00:02It's ready!
00:03Mr. Lam, we're ready!
00:04I'd like to ask you,
00:05what are you most worried about in the middle of the year?
00:11Am I going to be an uncle?
00:13Didn't you ask me to do this interview?
00:16Oh,
00:17this thing,
00:18it's gone.
00:19What?
00:20That bad?
00:21Young man, calm down.
00:23I've got a lot of stories to tell you.
00:25Let me tell you,
00:26people can't control a lot of things.
00:35Especially men,
00:36you see,
00:37before the full moon,
00:38it's time for the moon to shine.
00:39You'll find that
00:40the woman you love the most
00:42is often your family's woman.
00:45Come and look at Mr. Lam.
00:47He's so handsome.
00:49He's so cute.
00:51You two should work harder this year.
00:53Help our family
00:54to have a grandchild.
00:56We're working hard.
00:57Let's take a picture.
00:59Let's take a picture.
01:00Let's take a picture.
01:05Don't eat any more.
01:06It's not good for your health.
01:07We're a family.
01:08We have to eat.
01:10Women usually look down on you.
01:12But you can't control them.
01:14Dad,
01:15watch out for Mr. Lam.
01:17Your belly is bigger than his.
01:19All right,
01:20I'll get it out.
01:21You can't even control your body.
01:23Like your body weight,
01:24your gallbladder.
01:26Of course,
01:27there are some young men.
01:29But they have their own problems.
01:31Just like this guy.
01:33Sometimes,
01:34it's not easy to be alone.
01:38You're a bad son.
01:39You're so childish.
01:40Don't touch me.
01:41Don't touch me.
01:42I'm leaving.
01:43No,
01:44he'll be here soon.
01:45You believe everything he says?
01:48If you asked me
01:49what's the best thing about being a middle-aged man,
01:51it would be having no marriage,
01:52no money,
01:53and no worries.
01:54Hey,
01:55I'm sorry.
01:56It's too late for Emily.
01:57This is for you.
01:58Wow,
01:59you're so generous.
02:02Your dad is angry.
02:03Go and talk to him.
02:04What day is it?
02:05You should say hello to your family first.
02:08You don't even care about your dad.
02:10Hey,
02:11I'm not a scumbag.
02:12I'm a fool.
02:13Thank you for coming
02:14to my village.
02:15I'm Zheng Lam.
02:16I'm Bai Yat Yee.
02:19Kids these days
02:20are really happy.
02:21Back in the day,
02:22we didn't have this.
02:24Hey,
02:25don't say that.
02:26She said she'd do it on her own.
02:27After she was born,
02:28she left.
02:30Although I'm a mother-in-law,
02:31but at this important moment,
02:33we must invite our son-in-law,
02:35Ben,
02:36to say a few words to everyone.
02:51Or not?
02:59Yes,
03:00I...
03:02Sorry!
03:03He's been lying around all day.
03:04Sorry!
03:05I'm going to go to the bathroom to work.
03:07Go take a shower.
03:08Don't be late!
03:10Oh my God!
03:11This is a man's job,
03:12so the most important thing is to know when to leave.
03:14When the time is right,
03:15give yourself a one-two
03:16to breathe some fresh air.
03:51原來活五世人先到活佛掌空
04:21This Bolland, he looks like your sister
04:24Bullshit
04:26Hey, don't say that
04:28Of course
04:29What is it?
04:30Take it
04:31It's good stuff
04:34Wow, it's hard to drink
04:36But it's for you
04:37It's a big hand, it fits
04:40It's just a card
04:42Hey, Mr. Lu
04:43How long do you plan to keep this bow?
04:45I feel very comfortable in this state
04:47Say something
04:50Just like you now
04:51You have Emily
04:53What's the point?
04:55Hey, it's different
04:56It's not just one more person
04:58This is called a partner
04:59What is a partner?
05:00It's when you have one more person by your side every day
05:02He will take care of your food
05:03And he will also take care of your bill
05:05The point is to have a young daughter
05:07To help you feed yourself
05:08Eat
05:09It's good
05:10In this world
05:11No one can accompany you for a lifetime
05:13You understand, Mr. Lu
05:16To be a human being
05:18Is to be lonely
05:22Wow
05:24To be a chicken
05:25What is it?
05:26It's a mouthful of guts
05:28Thank you guys
05:29That was a good speech
05:30Life is a cow
05:31Death is a radish
05:35Oh yeah
05:36Oh yeah
05:37Time's up
05:38Time's up
05:39Don't look at each other
05:40Time's up
05:41What's going on, Man Cheng?
05:43I'm the champion
05:45I'm the master of tactics
05:46I've lost 10 matches
05:47I'm the God of Ola
05:49Does he know how to play?
05:50He's worth it
05:51That's why you're so good
05:52How many games did Man Cheng lose in a season?
05:53And you still hit it
05:55You two are even better than Ma Hui
05:57It doesn't matter
05:58You're the top sales
05:59Hey
06:00What's up?
06:01Rent
06:02Oh yeah
06:03Yeah
06:04Wait
06:05This one fits
06:06Hey
06:07Hey
06:08Don't pretend
06:09What's going on?
06:10Rent
06:11Rent
06:12I can't afford it
06:13I'll pay you next time
06:14Again?
06:15You lost 3000 just now
06:16I can't afford it
06:17I rented it for 4000
06:183000 is not enough
06:19Hey
06:20Guys
06:21What's going on?
06:22Come on
06:23Take a look
06:24Don't move
06:25Be quick
06:26This is one of our hot sales cars
06:28It has 21 Italian highest grade speakers
06:31100% Italian blood
06:34Just like you, Chen Tai
06:36It has V6 engine, twin turbo
06:38Maximum power 530 hp
06:39In addition to the power and response
06:41I dare to say it's the best
06:44Don't just listen to me
06:45Get in the car and feel it
06:49What do you mean?
06:52A car is just like a husband
06:54As long as the car is powerful enough
06:56I'll listen to you
06:57Right?
06:58Don't say that
06:59Chen Tai, I think you're really good at driving
07:01I rarely see a girl like you
07:03A good husband
07:04A good driver
07:06Okay
07:07I'll take this one
07:09Thank you, Chen Tai
07:10Take your time
07:13Bye
07:15Awesome, Brother Sam
07:17The last step
07:18Take the delivery
07:19Come in and talk
07:20Fire me?
07:24I've been a top salesman for 5 years
07:26But you're late
07:27And you quit early
07:28Tell me
07:29Which day of the month do you come back to work on time?
07:31I'm still a top salesman
07:33But the company has a system
07:34I can't make it up to you
07:36You can't fire me
07:38Do you know how many young people
07:39Can get two more orders in a month?
07:41Brother Sam
07:42AI is outdated
07:44Customers can click a few buttons on the Internet
07:45And choose their favorite car model
07:47A few more years
07:48They don't even need a salesman
07:50Then you can just retire early
07:52You won't be comfortable
07:56Simon
07:58You and AI are a good match
08:00No feelings
08:01There are a lot of things in this world
08:02AI can't replace
08:03A lot of people work hard
08:05I work hard
08:06There are a lot of things in this world
08:07Retirement?
08:10I'll leave it to you
08:12Useless
08:36New ingredients
08:375th generation engine
08:408-week skin care 3mm
08:434 times active collagen
08:4516 times anti-oxidant
08:48Drinkable 3mm contour enhancement
08:50Dermasep
08:51Reborn beauty drink with collagen
08:59There is a taste called home
09:02There is a seasoning called fire
09:06TGC煤氣煮食爐
09:08Let us cook home-cooked food
09:10Anytime, anywhere
09:20TGC adds flavor to you
09:36Surprise, baby
09:39What are you doing?
09:40Baby, you forgot
09:41Today is our 520th day of dating
09:43520, I love you
09:45So great
09:46Hurry up and wake up
09:47I have to cut the steak
09:49This one?
09:50Yes, 5,000 is a good deal
09:52And this A5 beef
09:54Black truffle and this abalone
09:56I'll cut the steak
09:58Baby
10:00Listen to me
10:02Come, let's sit down
10:06We won't eat steak and drink tonight
10:08Why?
10:10Because I didn't do my job
10:12I have some new ideas, so...
10:14So?
10:16Recently, there are a lot of
10:17AI, blockchain and so on
10:19I have some goods
10:21I'll just put the money there
10:23So you can't handle it?
10:24Temporarily
10:25You know I have a lot of people wanting to hire me
10:27It will be normal next month
10:32You don't trust me?
10:33Why?
10:34Of course I trust you
10:35Who else would I trust?
10:37So let's put the wine away
10:40I even used your credit card
10:41to buy a gift for you
10:44Happy 520
10:45Come and see if you like it
10:46I've been choosing for a long time
10:48This is the latest model
10:50A lot of people can't buy it
10:52How much is it?
10:53Not even 10,000
10:55So cheap?
10:56Yes, I've always liked your wallet
10:58But...
10:59I can't really afford it
11:02So I bought a bag for myself
11:04You won't blame me, right?
11:09It's okay
11:10Really?
11:11We'll take it back tomorrow
11:14We'll pay the rent
11:15I'll buy it for you next month
11:16This SD bag has been with me for a long time
11:19That's right
11:20I'll buy 10 for you
11:24Let's eat
11:26We have to eat
11:27But we have to eat light
11:29The beef and black truffle
11:31can be refunded tomorrow
11:33Can it be refunded?
11:34We'll see
11:35I don't know
11:36Do you have an egg?
11:37Yes
11:38Okay
11:39What about the soup?
11:40Of course I have to eat
11:41I don't want to waste it
11:44Trust me
11:45I'll take care of it
11:48Go back to the soup
11:49Okay
12:00Wake up
12:02I'll get him a glass of water
12:07Your knee is sore
12:08You must have eaten too much
12:10Too much
12:12How long have I been sleeping?
12:13It's been a long time
12:14I can't find him
12:15Sam
12:16Your expensive cups and plates
12:18are all gone
12:19Do you have any other cups?
12:30Emily?
12:31Your daughter ran away
12:32Shit
12:35The number you have dialed is not available
12:38Check your account
12:40Shit
12:59Shit
13:02No
13:05No
13:11Of course not
13:12You still have this sofa
13:14I still have your two son-in-laws
13:20It's fake
13:22Then it's really gone
13:30Sam
13:31When you saw this video
13:33I've gone to a faraway place
13:35But don't come to me
13:37Because I've decided to say goodbye to you
13:41You know
13:42You're an empty-hearted husband
13:43You want everything
13:45Renting a house
13:46Car
13:47Work
13:48Even the bags you buy for others
13:49You have to share
13:50And you know
13:51What's the biggest problem between us?
13:54Let me finish
13:55Don't kill me
13:56I'm not a sports car
13:57I'm a bike
13:58I've been with you for so long
13:59Not even once
14:00Not even once
14:01Bicycle?
14:02I'm 18, 22 years old
14:03What's so surprising?
14:04I can still play football
14:05Right?
14:06Right?
14:07Right
14:08I've told you
14:09What's the big deal?
14:11Take it
14:12Wash it first
14:13Are you crazy?
14:14Come on
14:17What?
14:18I just want to take a picture
14:19You don't have to talk about
14:20Girlfriend and wife
14:21You can also talk about brothers
14:22Come on
14:23Come on
14:24Come on
14:25Come on
14:26Don't be shy
14:27Use this
14:28Take a picture
14:35My house in Tau Kwai Wan
14:37I haven't rented it out yet
14:39You can stay there
14:40That's it?
14:41It's $12,000 a month
14:43$12,000
14:46Half price in the first half of the year
14:47Half price in the next half of the year
14:48I'll treat you
14:49I'm just kidding
14:50Come on
14:51Come on
14:52Come on
14:53Come on
14:54Come on
14:57Come on
15:07Sir, we don't have takeout
15:08Where can I find it?
15:10Wait, shut up
15:11Another girl?
15:12How can I help you?
15:13I said I won't let a big girl come here
15:16Mr. Wah
15:27Why didn't you tell me you were coming back from the States?
15:31I came back a few days ago to visit my grandpa.
15:35I have something to tell you.
15:37You should be at the airport right now.
15:39Airport?
15:41The woman who stole your stuff is at the airport.
15:43How did you know?
15:45I went to your house this morning.
15:47There was nothing in the house.
15:48And you fainted.
15:49I guessed.
15:51So you came here this morning.
15:54So you came here this morning.
15:56Why didn't you tell me you were coming back from the States?
15:58You smell like alcohol.
16:00I don't want to touch you.
16:02Stop talking. Let's go.
16:04Why are we at the airport?
16:07I asked the security guard downstairs.
16:09The woman was pushing a big suitcase.
16:11She was wearing a big raincoat.
16:12It's August now.
16:13She must be wearing a thick jacket to play basketball.
16:14I've checked.
16:15Melbourne's flight is today.
16:16The flight leaves at 2 o'clock.
16:17You're late.
16:19Boo!
16:23Emily and I have broken up.
16:25Let's talk at home tonight.
16:27Are you really not going to the airport?
16:28Let's talk at home.
16:33Are you coming back to my house?
16:36I'm booking a hotel.
16:38Which hotel are you staying at?
16:40I'm not staying at a hotel.
16:41Then where are you staying?
16:49I'm not staying at a hotel.
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17:50The result.
17:54Go away.
17:56Don't come back anymore.
17:57Go away.
18:00Get out of here.
18:01You!
18:02I'll never come back.
18:04You're dead when you get out.
18:06Go away.
18:08Go away.
18:10Go away.
18:11Get out.
18:13Go away.
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27:09Come on, give me a hand.
27:11Let me help you.
27:15Ah Wah, please don't buy so many useless things.
27:18It's a waste of money.
27:20Who is this guy?
27:22Oh, he's my friend.
27:24He's single and has no friends.
27:26He's also unemployed, so I let him stay here for a while.
27:28That's right.
27:31It's quite comfortable.
27:33Let me see.
27:35Let me see.
27:40You can do the cooking.
27:42I'll cook.
27:43You?
27:44Can you do it?
27:46I used to work in the US.
27:47I'm better than you.
27:48Let's eat.
27:49Let's eat.
27:50You can cook fish?
27:53Grandpa, let's eat.
27:55Dad, let's eat.
28:02Okay.
28:03Let's eat.
28:04Let's eat.
28:10Why don't you two talk?
28:12Why are you so quiet?
28:15Dad, let's eat some chicken.
28:25Let's eat fish.
28:26Fish is good.
28:27Let's eat.
28:35Dad, let's eat some tomatoes.
28:37Okay.
28:40Let's eat.
28:46My waist hurts.
28:48Uncle Huai Shi, can you help me?
28:52Which part of my back hurts?
28:53Right here.
28:55It's like a talisman.
28:57You two make firm bonds.
28:59Your muscles are stronger than my belt.
29:03No wonder.
29:04Where are my muscles?
29:06That's right.
29:07I
29:37I
29:49Like I said, I like it
29:52It's gonna be a yeah, you can't get more. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't go to America. I'm done. I don't make it
29:58What I see to it is you make on both I thought
30:01Don't eat it. He's a lot. Oh, yeah, you didn't have a lot of them. Yeah, you're gonna go away some of you
30:12Hello, I'm sorry. I don't have a baby. Yeah, you don't see it. Oh, yeah
30:19Yeah, I'm too much
30:21I'm gonna come back. Yeah, that's it. I didn't get it. I'm gonna be funny. Oh, yeah, you got my son
30:26I'm gonna go back. I wanna turn up
30:29Do I buy it?
30:33Hey
30:34Hey, come on. Okay. Some Sam. Don't know what I'm saying. I'm gonna go
30:38Oh, yeah, he's a mate. What do you want? Oh, yeah. Yeah
30:41Yeah, I don't know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, what's it up?
30:43It's a little part-time girlfriend. Oh, yeah. I don't have to have to have the PG group. I don't have to leave
30:48He's a son. You don't think I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I don't think I'm gonna go. I don't think I'm gonna go
30:53Yeah, go
30:55We all know what I'm talking about
30:57Oh, I'm a good girl
30:59What am I talking about?
31:01Come on
31:05Come on, I'll be right back. Oh, yeah
31:15Yeah, yeah, yeah
31:18Shut up
31:22You don't get it yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna be done
31:30But you know, they're gonna sell
31:33What are you guys? I'm gonna go home. Oh my god. I'm gonna go home. Oh my god. I'm gonna go home
31:47I
31:49Don't know
31:52Yeah, yeah, yeah
31:54So, so much more fun. Yeah, I'm a Tom my team
31:58Don't wait. Oh, no, don't you? Yeah. Oh, you have a
32:06But I'm a
32:13Son
32:17What about school? Did you graduate?
32:20I dropped out of school.
32:21Why didn't you go to school? Education is important.
32:23I didn't want to go to school.
32:25Have you asked enough questions?
32:26Asked what?
32:27If you don't like the universities in the US, go back to Hong Kong.
32:29It's the same.
32:31I don't want to go to school again when I'm this old.
32:33And I don't have money to pay for school or living expenses.
32:35It's just money.
32:36It's up to me.
32:37Take care of yourself first.
32:41Let's take a break.
32:44What do you want to do after school?
32:46You don't know what you want to do when you're this old.
32:48So many things to talk about.
32:49You're going to ruin it.
32:50Hey!
32:51Don't go!
32:52Hold on!
32:53Don't go!
33:01Why did you bring me here?
33:02Do you want to buy a car again?
33:03Buy a car?
33:04Buy a car!
33:06Sell it.
33:07If I have enough money to support you, I can come to Hong Kong to study.
33:10Old Wong!
33:11What's up?
33:12Let me tell you about my car.
33:13It cost more than 1.8 million when I bought it.
33:15It's a two-year car.
33:16It's worth 300,000 now.
33:23Lamasa!
33:25Do you know why I changed your name to Masa?
33:28Because I used to love Maserati.
33:29So I changed your name to Masa.
33:34Although I sold my Maserati,
33:36I'm still your Masa.
33:40The money is enough for us to live.
33:42I'll keep looking for a job.
33:43You stay.
33:44I'll look for a school.
33:45You don't have to think it's cheap to go to college at 25.
33:48Your mother waited for you to go to primary school,
33:49then she went to college.
33:50Actually...
33:51It was you who gave up my custody.
33:53I don't need you to support me.
33:54You can pay for the money yourself.
33:58I don't have much money to spend on a job.
34:01If you don't want it, I'll give it to your grandpa.
34:03Do you finally remember your grandpa?
34:05How can I forget?
34:07As a man, I have to face it.
34:12After all, I haven't taken care of you for so long.
34:13I want to do something.
34:19But...
34:20Dad will definitely respect you.
34:21Tell me,
34:22where are you going next?
34:23And what do you want to do?
34:26I will stay in Hong Kong.
34:27But I'm not studying.
34:28I'm doing business.
34:30What kind of business?
34:31Why don't we do it together?
34:36Many people say that in the world of AI,
34:38what is the origin of the big data?
34:40It's just a computer.
34:41It's a pile of data.
34:43They have no feelings, no communication.
34:44So they can never replace people.
34:47Even computer experts have analyzed it.
34:48As long as it's face-to-face communication,
34:50it won't be replaced by a computer.
34:52So today,
34:54I decided
34:55to set up a rental house.
34:57As long as I can afford it,
34:58I have to do anything for them.
35:00Do you want to be a duck?
35:01Damn, I've been talking for so long.
35:02What do you understand?
35:03Not a duck.
35:04Listen to me.
35:05If you want to be a duck like this,
35:06why don't you find a rich woman?
35:07What duck?
35:08The rental house
35:09is done by me and Mr. Ma.
35:10Actually, I've heard of this.
35:12In foreign countries,
35:13it's usually retired people
35:14who have nothing to do.
35:15They can have fun.
35:16Are you serious?
35:17Ben,
35:18I think it really works.
35:19Hong Kong is a lonely city.
35:20Everyone is lonely.
35:22Everyone has a problem with how to speak.
35:24Everyone needs companionship and communication.
35:27But Hong Kongers
35:28are really introverted.
35:29I don't think so.
35:30It's the same.
35:31Whatever you do, don't be a duck.
35:33What do you think?
35:35I agree.
35:36Good brother.
35:38Seriously?
35:39Seriously.
35:40Come here.
35:41What's up?
35:42Why don't you throw your brother into the fire?
35:43I don't want to see his face.
35:44How can I rent him out?
35:45Do you have a better camera?
35:47I don't have one.
35:48Why do you need a camera?
35:50The rental house is open for business.
35:51I need a camera to work.
35:54You work?
35:55Yes.
36:02Sorry.
36:03Don't call it the rental house.
36:04Call it Uncle Rental.
36:05Because
36:06my daughter doesn't rent.
36:08Isn't this the reason
36:09why you don't rent?
36:10I told you.
36:11Put on your clothes.