Uncle for Rent (2024) EP 2 ENG SUB
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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:02You
01:04You
01:06You
01:27May J
01:28Come here
01:30Wow, it's a big meal. Where's Xiao Jian?
01:34It's not me. It's just a piece of wood
01:36So it's Xiao Jian
01:40You're so big, you don't even want to wash a few plates
01:44What are you going to do?
01:46Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses
01:48I just don't know how to use you
01:52It's lucky I live next door
01:54If I lived farther away, I wouldn't have to come over to help you clean up
01:58That's why I live next door
02:00It's absolutely clear
02:04It's absolutely a waste of money
02:06Everyone needs their own space
02:08Including you
02:10You're afraid I'm bothering you
02:12I'm afraid you're upset
02:16I want to eat tea
02:24You're so simple
02:26I don't know what you're going to do after I retire
02:30Those who choose to live in a group are usually troublemakers
02:34Oh, that's not it
02:36While I'm still here, I'll help you choose a worker
02:38No, no, no
02:40It's really annoying to be in a group
02:42You take me to a restaurant
02:56Hello?
03:12Hello?
03:26Mr. Lu
03:30Mr. Lu
03:32Just like I told you last time
03:34We're going to split it up into two parts
03:36You can rest assured
03:38The director will definitely be loyal
03:40Especially the part where the male lead imagines
03:44How about this?
03:46Let's talk about the male lead
03:48This is the new director
03:50Actually, it's not that new
03:52The most important thing is that he has a heart
03:54What do you want to do with him?
03:56Actually
04:00In terms of actors, we can listen to your opinion
04:02Even in terms of scripts
04:04We want to invite you to join our production team
04:06You can be the lead
04:08So we're not meant to be yet?
04:10Bro, you keep saying we're not meant to be
04:12What do you really want?
04:14A lot of people are waiting to get a job
04:18Can you be more down-to-earth?
04:20Don't everyone have to eat like you?
04:22Who's going to benefit from you acting like this?
04:24It's not fair
04:28So you think the director can't handle it?
04:30It's boring
04:34Do you think life is boring?
04:38What about writing?
04:40Or meeting friends?
04:42It's a habit
04:46What about women?
04:52What do you think?
05:00Do you think
05:02psychology
05:04affects psychology?
05:08I just think that
05:10there's no difference
05:12between physical and mental
05:14But sex is the most primitive desire
05:16So my judgment is
05:22So my suggestion is
05:24you can meet more new people
05:26and new things
05:28and find the passion in life
05:30It should help
05:32with your problem
05:38I've decided
05:40to rent a house
05:42You're not serious, are you?
05:44Not bad
05:46I think it really works
05:48Everyone is lonely
05:50Everyone is lonely
05:52They don't know what to say
05:54They need company
05:56and communication
05:58It's the same
06:00Whatever you do, don't say it
06:02What do you think?
06:04I agree
06:06Why don't we hire a big shot
06:08and use him as a selling point?
06:12It'll be a hit
06:14When I see his face
06:16I know he's trying to seduce me
06:18By the way
06:20We don't have
06:22a big shot like Mr. Ma
06:24Do you want to hire him?
06:26Him?
06:28My life is so rich
06:30I got married when I was 20
06:32I got divorced when I was 32
06:34I've done everything
06:36How can I not hire him?
06:38I see
06:40Mr. Ma, if you want to do it
06:42you must have a plan
06:44Let us help you
06:46First, make it small
06:48Then...
06:50Then you focus on the back
06:52Don't show your face
06:54Fine
06:56You're good at it
06:58You'll be the front line
07:00I'll be the front line
07:02I'll have a plan
07:04What plan?
07:06Yes
07:12Please
07:14Please
07:18You're in on it
07:20Don't be so cocky
07:22I don't care
07:26You've been through this?
07:28Yes
07:36Please
07:40Please
07:44Please
07:46Please
07:48Please
07:50Please
08:06You listen to ED songs?
08:08Get out
08:10Listen to me
08:12Don't sleep with your headphones on
08:14Get out
08:20Get out
08:32You used to come to my room
08:34I didn't want to knock on your door
08:36You're a man
08:38Why are you being scared?
08:40You're a girl
08:42I'm a girl
08:51Ma Sa
08:53Dad's meeting someone
08:55to do something fun on the rooftop
08:57Come up and give your opinion
08:59They're waiting for you
09:02In this age of rapid technology
09:04and technological boom
09:06have you ever thought
09:08if you press a button
09:10someone will come to you
09:12and solve all the problems
09:14In this age of information
09:16everything is transmitted
09:18Have you ever thought
09:20if you press a button
09:22someone will come to you
09:24Now you have a chance
09:26You want to face difficulties
09:28As long as you press a button
09:30you can solve all the problems
09:32How can you do that?
09:34We can hire a taxi driver
09:36Wait a minute
09:38That taxi driver is out of his mind
09:40What?
09:42How?
09:44I'm sorry
09:46I'm sorry
09:48Hurry up
09:50University students these days
09:52are so stingy
09:54You're cheating
09:56and you're filming for free
09:58Don't say that
10:00I'm giving you a chance
10:02What are you talking about?
10:04What's the use of filming this?
10:06Of course
10:08I'm playing a highly discussed person
10:10This video is watched by many people
10:12It's a bad omen
10:14Hey, girl
10:16There's no such thing as service
10:18It's different when there's a customer
10:20You have to hold tight
10:22and slowly drink it
10:28It's just the right time
10:30Mark, do you have a lighter?
10:32Yes, I do
10:34Let's go
10:44This is Taiwan's
10:47mountain-high oolong tea
10:50I remember there's a saying
10:52The stronger the tea is
10:54the more powerful it is
10:56God knows
10:58God knows
11:02Whether you're looking for a lonely old man
11:04or you're looking for help
11:06or you're looking for someone
11:08to have a meal with
11:10as long as you're happy
11:12your uncle will help you
11:14Remember
11:16Life is full of ups and downs
11:18Everything has an uncle
11:20Cut!
11:22Good take
11:24How was it, Mark?
11:26Anyway, keep recording
11:28our business development
11:30and edit the video when you graduate
11:32I'm just a teenager
11:34I don't know how to think like that
11:36He's always been like this
11:38But I'm willing to help him
11:40Why not?
11:42I should help myself
11:44Mr. Lu, I have an idea
11:46Don't you think
11:48this video is too much of an idol?
11:50No, no
11:52I think you should do it a few more times
11:54I can afford it
11:56How about three times?
11:58Life is full of ups and downs
12:10Cut!
12:12Life is full of ups and downs
12:14Everything has an uncle
12:16Cut!
12:18Cut!
12:20Cut!
12:22Cut!
12:24Cut!
12:26Cut!
12:28Cut!
12:30Cut!
12:32Cut!
12:34Cut!
12:36Cut!
12:38Cut!
12:40Cut!
12:42Cut!
12:44Cut!
12:46Cut!
12:48Cut!
12:50Cut!
12:52Cut!
12:54Cut!
12:56Cut!
12:58Cut!
13:00Cut!
13:02Cut!
13:04Cut!
13:06It's similar
13:08There's noise and no noise
13:10Negative marketing is also marketing
13:12You two even shared the video
13:14What's the point of us sharing it?
13:18If you want more people to know
13:20it's very simple
13:24I thought it was chicken
13:26but it's actually sauce
13:28I'm so talented
13:30I just want to maintain the aesthetic
13:32I don't want to show everyone
13:34Or are you afraid of Mr. Lu?
13:36He's like a piece of shit
13:38You're just being nosy
13:42By the way,
13:44Lin Ma Sha is quite similar to Mr. Lu
13:46No way!
13:48I don't think so
13:50Ma Sha is a bit more difficult
13:52but we haven't seen each other
13:54for more than 10 years
13:56and now you're back
14:00What do you think we should do?
14:02By the way,
14:04Ma Sha hasn't been back in Hong Kong for long
14:06so she doesn't have many friends
14:08but she goes out every night
14:10and goes somewhere with someone
14:12every night
14:14Right?
14:16Yes!
14:18This is bad
14:20She's dating someone
14:22You're an uncle
14:24I'm her uncle
14:26Ma Sha is a young girl
14:28You were a young girl
14:30She's around your age
14:32Wow!
14:34It's a retribution!
14:36No, no
14:38I think we should...
14:54It's Ms. He
14:56Shall we let her in?
15:00Yes
15:06You finally open the door
15:18You know how busy I am
15:20I have no time to
15:22take notes and sleep
15:24Don't you know how to find me?
15:30He hasn't answered my calls
15:32for a whole week
15:40What are you reading?
15:42The World of Dragon
15:46Do you know who Taiji is?
15:48Yes, I do
15:50It's a Japanese
16:00Well...
16:02It's a pity
16:04that I don't have to work today
16:06Let's do something
16:08more meaningful than reading
16:16Luke Ang Lui
16:18You're a celebrity
16:20You can't take my face
16:22What do you mean?
16:24I'm not good-looking
16:26Tell me!
16:28Don't go!
16:30If you don't tell me, I won't stop!
16:36Get down!
16:50How's your business going?
16:54Our first step, our first customer, is very important.
16:58With your business and my deal,
17:01simply put, technology and tradition come together.
17:04How big should the coverage be?
17:15Data version.
17:16After the customer has logged in,
17:17we need to fill out a form.
17:19The system will follow the contract and send an order.
17:21That's a lot of work.
17:22We need to fill out a form.
17:24You need to consult a doctor first.
17:26What kind of illness, what kind of medicine?
17:28Both.
17:34I've put you on the form.
17:36When the system sends you the order,
17:37you will receive a notification.
17:43Click this circle to see the customer's needs,
17:46the time and location of the appointment.
17:49When you start to meet, click this button.
17:51The system will start timing.
17:53After everything is done, click Finish.
17:56The system will deduct money from the customer's card.
17:59The customer's rating will be on the catalog.
18:01The customer's rating will be on the back of the system.
18:04Try to avoid users with too low ratings.
18:06That way, you can protect the customer.
18:11You seem to be in contact with a lot of netizens.
18:13Who's that?
18:15Who's that?
18:18What kind of friend is that?
18:20Do you know him?
18:22What does it have to do with you?
18:23My dad cares about me.
18:25It's a matter of course.
18:27How do you know him?
18:28Do you have a credit card?
18:31Excuse me.
18:32Do you have anything here?
18:34Mr. Cui Cao?
18:35Yes, it's me.
18:37If you have any questions,
18:39you can come to me.
18:41I'll help you with the payment.
18:44Yes, it's me.
18:45If you have any questions,
18:47I can help you with the payment.
18:51Can you do it?
18:53Yes, of course I can.
18:59The meridian is very important to the human body.
19:02It's not good to be out of breath.
19:05It's not just the meridian.
19:06Ironworks is the best place to take care of the meridian.
19:10Don't look down on Mr. Cui Cao's ironworks.
19:13It also proves that we are the best place to take care of the meridian.
19:17We'll meet the patient first
19:19and understand his needs.
19:21Then we'll combine technology and tradition
19:23to find the most suitable patient for him
19:25and do a one-on-one service.
19:27I dare to say that this service is perfect.
19:32I have an old friend.
19:35He just got out of the hospital.
19:37I want to find someone to accompany him.
19:41Accompany?
19:46Accompany what?
19:48No, I know.
19:50He's a normal person.
19:51But he just got out of the hospital.
19:54He needs some time to adapt.
19:56Why don't you go?
19:59I...
20:01I'm a masseuse.
20:03I'm half a colleague.
20:06The girls have been disobedient recently.
20:08I have to keep an eye on the shop.
20:12Sorry.
20:14If you don't tell the truth,
20:16we won't take this order.
20:17Yes.
20:18I'm serious.
20:20But...
20:22I can't handle one person.
20:25Hold this for me.
20:27Look.
20:28Actually,
20:30that's my cousin.
20:32Her father.
20:36She got into a car accident.
20:41She hasn't been visited for a few years.
20:44She said she didn't want to see anyone after she got out of the car.
20:50Anyway, keep an eye on her for me.
20:54I don't want to lose her.
20:56Don't worry.
20:58Leave it to us.
21:00Are you serious?
21:02It's true.
21:03Yes.
21:27You're her cousin?
21:29Let me introduce myself. I'm Sam.
21:34Let's go.
21:56Actually, everything is very convenient now.
22:06Is there any place I can go with you?
22:13Hong Kong has changed a lot.
22:17It's still the same.
22:27I love you.
22:39It's time to go.
22:41Bye.
22:56Irene.
22:58Call me if you need anything.
23:04I just want to go to the beach.
23:07Is there anyone I can go with?
23:10It doesn't matter.
23:12Let's try again.
23:23What are you doing?
23:26We broke up.
23:28Again?
23:32How many months have you been together?
23:35Don't you think it's fun to look at the sea and watch the time go by?
23:39I don't want to.
23:41Do you want me to give you a wooden fish?
23:45By the way,
23:47what's the point of just looking at the sea?
23:50My client is like that.
23:52He only talks for three sentences a day, and then he goes to the sea.
23:55What's the matter?
23:57I don't know what to do after the first single shot.
24:01It's my time.
24:03Really?
24:06But maybe you're the only one who can communicate with him.
24:09Five-five, okay?
24:11Okay.
24:18To be honest,
24:20what troubles you so much that you don't want to date a woman?
24:25Okay.
24:28People are a little confused in their mid-life.
24:33I know there's a medicine that works.
24:36But you have a head and a face.
24:38It's a one-sided love.
24:40I'll buy you a takeout.
24:42I'm a man of my word.
24:44I know.
24:45You don't understand.
24:47I know.
24:48I'll show you.
24:49Don't go the wrong way.
24:56Hello.
24:58Good morning.
25:03You know it's me.
25:07I know.
25:12I'm sorry.
25:14I'm sorry.
25:16I'm sorry.
25:18I'm sorry.
25:20I'm sorry.
25:22I'm sorry.
25:24I'm sorry.
25:46Damn!
25:48I know it.
25:50It's a fraud.
25:52Fuck, what's going on.
25:57What if someone asks for us in the middle of nowhere?
26:02You must say something.
26:07Be careful, maybe we'll be in trouble somehow.
26:11I know that.
26:13Why didn't you say it?
26:14If I said, you'd know what's going on.
26:17But the news said it all.
26:18Can you trust the news now?
26:20So, you don't have to worry about anything?
26:23I don't have to worry about what I'm doing.
26:25It's different if you record my uncle.
26:27He's not only a rich man, he's also a famous person.
26:29You know him, he's famous and has a lot of fans.
26:32Irene has a lot of knowledge.
26:35You think he's you?
26:44Who is it?
26:46Who is it that makes you so happy?
26:50I don't know.
27:20Where are you going?
27:34Where are you going?
27:36To see a friend.
27:50To see a friend.
28:20To see a friend.
28:35Interesting.
28:41Why did you come here?
28:44To see what's going on with Lin Ma-sa.
28:46You follow her?
28:48You've seen her before.
28:50She used to be so cute.
28:52Now she's like this.
28:54That's normal.
28:56She went to America when she was 6.
28:58Now she's 25.
29:00Do you want her to wear a princess dress?
29:02No.
29:04She used to be so close to me.
29:06Now she's so stubborn.
29:08You abandoned her.
29:10Are you still mad at her?
29:14She's quite cute.
29:16Why did you abandon her?
29:18Abandoning her doesn't mean I don't want her.
29:22She's still young.
29:24She knows a lot of things.
29:26She knows IT.
29:28Did she do something to you?
29:30She wouldn't let her son cheat on her.
29:32You know her mom is a big fan of Love Bigger Than Heaven.
29:34Did you cheat on her?
29:36Did you follow me?
29:38No.
29:40Uncle Tian came to buy some toys.
29:42Yes.
29:44He came to buy some toys with me.
29:52Rainbow!
29:56Look at your phone.
29:58It's under the palm tree.
30:00Come here more often.
30:02I want to rent it.
30:14It's so beautiful.
30:16You haven't climbed the tree yet.
30:18It's a new car.
30:20It's very luxurious.
30:24Are you the legendary
30:26wind of Beijing?
30:28How do you know that?
30:30Because some people are gossipy.
30:32No respect.
30:34I just want to understand you.
30:36How do I know if you're handsome or not?
30:40I don't know what you're talking about.
30:42Let's go.
30:44Mr. Bookie.
30:46Since you have money,
30:48I want to try it.
30:50Okay, I'll teach you.
30:52This is Price.
31:02Let me introduce this book to you.
31:06Actually, I like
31:08Taizaizi.
31:10Mr. Bookie is
31:12Taizaizi's idol.
31:14His works are deeply influenced by him.
31:16His confusion
31:18and depression
31:20are all inspired by him.
31:22If you want to understand
31:24the ending,
31:26you have to
31:28look deeper.
31:40Actually, you've been sitting here for a long time
31:42because you want to see your mom.
31:50Why don't you go in and find her?
32:10Why don't you go in and find her?
32:36I killed my brother
32:40so if my mom
32:42doesn't forgive me,
32:46is it normal?
32:50That's right.
33:10You don't have to accompany me anymore.
33:24So you were just
33:26rejected.
33:34There's a report here
33:36saying that Irene
33:38didn't even know
33:40her family didn't help her.
33:44You don't have to kill yourself even if you don't have money.
33:48Sometimes, people have a hard time.
33:50That's right.
33:52That's why you have to help her.
33:54Why don't you think about how to help Irene?
33:58But think about it.
34:00Her mom is really angry at her.
34:02That's right.
34:04If it were me,
34:06I would be angry for the rest of my life.
34:08That's right.
34:10Parents don't understand.
34:12Sometimes, it's best not to see them.
34:20Hey,
34:22let's not do those
34:24big shows anymore.
34:26Let's do those animal
34:28spirits cards.
34:30There are also football cards and basketball cards.
34:32They're very popular now.
34:34If there's not enough money,
34:36it's up to
34:38Sixth Young Master.
34:40That's right.
34:42Sixth Young Master,
34:44do you have something on your mind?
34:46You have it, and so do I.
34:48Do I?
34:50Am I that easy for you?
34:52Just because I don't have it doesn't mean I don't have it.
34:54That's not it.
34:56It's two different things.
34:58Once you're dead,
35:00you can't get rid of it.
35:02What do you want me to do?
35:04At least,
35:06you two have to sit down and talk it out.
35:08What's the use of talking it out?
35:10They might get hurt.
35:12They're not hurting now.
35:14Do you know how hurt Irene is?
35:16What about Irene's mom?
35:18She's hurt, too.
35:20Like Sixth Uncle said,
35:22sometimes, it's best not to see them.
35:32None of you care, right?
35:34I'll figure it out myself.
35:38Hey!
35:40Get lost!
35:42She's your daughter.
35:44You're so ugly.
35:46How did you get pregnant?
35:48Hey!
35:56Hey!
36:02These are the letters
36:04she wrote to her mom all these years.
36:06But her mom is so stubborn.
36:08She won't take a single letter.
36:10So all the letters came to me.
36:14Take it.
36:16She gave it to you.
36:18No.
36:20She threw it away.
36:22Fine, I'll leave.
36:24Irene knows her mom can't forgive her.
36:26She misses you.
36:28She wants to see you.
36:30I don't want to see her.
36:32Enough!
36:34She can't forgive herself.
36:36So she doesn't dare to ask her mom.
36:38If you can really help her,
36:40let her and her daughter sit down and talk.
36:42I'll pay you ten times more.
36:46Really?
36:48No way.
36:52I want to be your brother for life.
36:54I'll help you get rid of her.
36:56Trust me.
37:00Oh!
37:06Pork skin is your favorite.
37:10Pork skin
37:12and rice.
37:14More pork skin,
37:16and a pork red rice.
37:18Okay,
37:20wait a minute.
37:22Take your time.
37:26Is this a candy shop?
37:28Oh, it's been two years.
37:31That's a shame.
37:33We moved back from the U.S.
37:35and have been living here for ten years.
37:37We have to taste the food in Hong Kong
37:39to feel at home.
37:41Of course, it's better to have the same taste.
37:43In the U.S.,
37:44there's no pork skin and pork rinds.
37:46I'm from a family of four,
37:47you two should eat more.
37:48No wonder it tastes different from the food out there.
37:52Miss,
37:53Huh?
37:54I kicked you so hard.
37:57If you don't have much time,
37:58you should do more things.
38:00I came back to take care of my parents.
38:04They're getting old.
38:06You know,
38:07as a son,
38:08I want to take care of my parents.
38:15By the way,
38:16we're about the same age.
38:19How many children do you have?
38:22None.
38:28It's like her mother didn't give birth to her.
38:30It's not funny.
38:33Hey,
38:34let's pretend to have an affair.
38:36Then Irene can apologize in person.
38:38Pretend to have an affair?
38:39Are you talking about Ah Yee?
38:40Is it so easy to have an affair?
38:42Just follow her.
38:46What's the point?
38:48She doesn't even want to read the letters.
38:50What's the point of bumping into her?
38:54Hey, Mr. Lu.
38:56Help me think of a solution.
38:58Burn it.
39:03Hey, Lin Ma-sha.
39:05How many times have I told you
39:06not to take Ah Yee with you when you have an affair?
39:08You'll get deaf.
39:13Can you hear me?
39:16You said what you wanted to say,
39:17so I heard it.
39:23Hey,
39:25I'm hungry.
39:26Order take-out.
39:27Do you want to eat?
39:47I've been having insomnia lately.
39:51Because when I close my eyes,
39:53I see Ah Fai and I
39:55playing at the beach.
39:59He likes to sleep on the sand and ask me to pull him.
40:03I pull him hard, pull him hard.
40:06I want to pull him back.
40:09But I can't do it every time.
40:14I thought about letting Ah Fai go today.
40:17But I can't bear to leave you.
40:21I'm afraid you won't have anyone to take care of you.
40:26I remember you used to say
40:29we should make more money
40:31to support you.
40:35At first,
40:36I took your words too seriously.
40:39I thought making money was the best.
40:42But I didn't see you
40:43in the past few decades
40:45how you've been selling noodles
40:48earning every cent.
40:54I'm sorry.
41:14To be honest,
41:17sometimes I hate you.
41:19Why are you so cruel?
41:23I don't want that.
41:27But when I think about it,
41:30I can't breathe.
41:34I know you're in pain.
41:40Mum,
41:41I miss you so much.
42:11I miss you too.
42:31Hello.
42:32Irene.
42:33Have a seat over there.
42:41What?
42:58I'll take you home.
43:00What?
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